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>in which OP gives himself advice

Isn't that his 2nd ex wife?

>>712626

Who is Kent Hovind?

kissless ex homeschooler, no money, no car, no career, lost a nut, bald from chemo, rotten teeth, 150 iq

think i'll keep the waifu tbh

>What's your excuse?

I have a gf

>>712626

I didn't go to prison for tax theft.

>>712645

>150 iq

Post proofs

>3dpd

>>712645

What's your unweighted GPA anon

>>712626

who is that tigga?

>Homeschooled my whole life

>Just moved back to the States after having lived in Hong Kong for several years

>All the girls at my church are either taken, underage, or lesbians

I'm trying anon, I'm trying.

>>712631

>>712690

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Hovind

>>712692

>American Christian fundamentalist evangelist and tax protester. He is a controversial figure in the Young Earth creationist movement

Stopped reading there

>>712691

>girls at my church

>lesbians

Sounds like you need to find another church.

>>712704

I think the point of this thread is that if someone with such wacked out theories can get girl, what's the excuses of all the people on this board running to their waifus? Vid related: even a guy born with no arms and legs can get a girl.

>>712645

>kissless homeschooler

excuse

>no money

get a job

>no car

cars are degenerate

>no career

become an ambulance driver

>lost a nut

you have a spare nut for a reason

>bald from chemo

Nothing wrong with being bald just make sure you're clean shaven instead of balding, chemo is a scam my condolences on your testicle cancer

>rotten teeth

You can get that fixed when you have the money from a job

>150 iq

Use your intelligence to get a gf

>>712626

>What's your excuse?

I lack the confidence to ask women out, and I can't read women's feelings towards me worth a pooh. I don't seem to have much trouble attracting women, so I'm just biding my time until I meet one who's right for me.

A month ago, I had this one girl go on and on about "this guy she likes" in front of me and some other girls, and the other girls had to spell it out for me later in private that she likes me.

Unfortunately, she let herself go (she used to be pretty attractive only a couple years ago, well before I met her) and drinks heavily, so I really can't find it in my heart to be attracted to her unless she turns those two things around.

>>712626

I am volcel, I don't have to procreate or see any compelling reason, so I probably won't, unless a female becomes a true friend, then perhaps but I won't go out of my way to get a girl friend.

>>712626

> What's your excuse?

My wife won't let me have a girlfriend.

>>712728

The dinosaur guy has a pretty good point there.

>>712828

>Sees a guy with no career

>Advises him to become an job that can get people killed if you screw up

What the hell did I just read

"But its so simple"

People can make the dumbest mistakes on simple things. You've probably seen it happen already.

I don't even dislike when it happens despite what my text above sounds like, I just really wanted to emphasize its a thing that happens

>>712828

Wait its even worse than I thought

>no car

>cars are degenerate

>no career

>become an ambulance driver

How did this end up in the same post?