An Atheist Goes to Church

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An Atheist Goes to Church Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 09:31:27 df94d3 No.709079

Good points:

>No-one talked about God or Jesus

>They talked about humanism and inclusivity and the need for diversity

>They welcomed LBGT people

Bad points:

>They talked about things like "faith" and not science

>The 'contemporary' service was too ritualistic

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 10:29:18 27d354 No.709089

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>Unitarian universalist

These guys aren't even christian

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 10:44:26 e7ff99 No.709096

>>709089

Apparently "not even Christian" is too Christian for apostates.

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 10:50:44 087d7c No.709097

>>709079

>>The 'contemporary' service was too ritualistic

topkek

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 11:30:32 6d6901 No.709099

>>709079

This is a cringe compilation, right?

Right?..

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 11:30:48 df94d3 No.709100

>>709097

3:36 in the video. This guy is peak atheist

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 11:34:21 2d17fc No.709101

>>709079

I noticed he had no videos ridiculing Islam.

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 13:29:30 6d6901 No.709126

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>>709079

>we are a science based free-thinking community

<definitely not homosexual

>we solely bash Christianity without any single piece of content about science

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 14:19:45 c84834 No.709136

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>>709079

>reviewing a non-Christian "church" then implying I should care

How does this kind of trash even belong on /christian/? No offense, OP, but am I supposed to applaud because he went and gave three stars to some foreign religion?

look_at_all_the_fu..s_i_give.exe

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 14:30:15 df94d3 No.709140

>>709136

No you're supposed to be disgusted because he went to a "humanist" service where there was no mention of God, Jesus, the Bible or anything mystical and he still whines because he stayed after for the contemporary service and it had stuff about God in it. It shows why there isn't any point trying to appeal to these people. They're soulless materialists devoid of the true animating spark of the creator. They shamble through life, read pop science books and drown themselves in mass media and recoil whenever someone attempts to get them to see the true nature of creation.

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 14:35:21 6d6901 No.709143

>>709136

You're allowed to laugh once in a while anon. Pray for that guy.

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 15:20:58 bf5482 No.709156

>The 'contemporary' service was too ritualistic

I deleted my reaction images folder. Just visualize whatever face you want.

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 15:50:06 bd1adf No.709161

>not going to a mosque.

typical atheist

Christanon 10/01/18 (Mon) 16:20:13 143c72 No.709163

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>>709079

>Unitarian universalists

>too fundamental for modern fedoras

Christanon 10/02/18 (Tue) 02:13:47 ea1e01 No.709298

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>>709156

Here you go friend

Christanon 10/02/18 (Tue) 13:19:25 aec27f No.709473

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well?

Christanon 10/02/18 (Tue) 13:23:12 efae13 No.709475

>>709473

There's no point talking to these hardened atheists. They're so blinded to the truth that they consider naturalistic materialism the only possible correct model of reality, even when the logical conclusion of it is that they're a meat robot with no actual will of their own.

>“The fanatical atheists are like slaves who are still feeling the weight of their chains which they have thrown off after hard struggle. They are creatures who—in their grudge against traditional religion as the "opium of the masses"—cannot hear the music of the spheres.” - Albert Einstein

Christanon 10/02/18 (Tue) 13:34:06 1d0f10 No.709479

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>>709473

>Open my .pdf

>Remember its in Latin

Dunno, I feel like I should post it towards his general direction anyways

Christanon 10/02/18 (Tue) 13:54:30 6d6901 No.709483

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>>709473

>"Lool what a parrot you are"

>proceeds to parrot baby level antitheology

Christanon 10/06/18 (Sat) 20:17:53 dc0d9e No.710894

>>709473

>muh you grew up in the faith so you don't question anything!1!!1

Even if this asinine statement was true, how do Atheists account for people like me who grew up in a very secular environment and still converted to the faith? Every single Atheist argument seems to stem from bastardized forms of Protestant strawmen against Catholicism or focused primarily on low church protestant theology.

Christanon 10/06/18 (Sat) 20:53:49 52bdc7 No.710913

>>709479

>Latin

eeeh, that’s Italian…

Christanon 10/07/18 (Sun) 14:27:39 697da5 No.711173

>>709079

So his complaint is that this "church" is doing even the most minimal church stuff? That's like going to a physics lecture and complaining that it's too much math and formulae. Except this guy would complain that even a pop-science YouTube video is too heavy on the math.

>>709089

Is that the face of a fatal soy overdose?

Christanon 10/08/18 (Mon) 05:51:45 7a28a6 No.711567

>Church

There is an atheist and some pagan who makes sermons at the Unitarian Universalist near me

Christanon 10/09/18 (Tue) 06:56:28 96d5fd No.712064

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>>709079

Good Points:

>They're not Christian

>They're retarded leftists who hate their own people

>They're all going to Hell

Bad Points:

>They actually talked about their religion a bit

>They accidentally almost acted like Christians

If there's one upside to the satanic ritual of abortion becoming legal, it is that these people are self-selecting their vile genetics out of the pool, and presumably their souls from heaven.

Christanon 10/09/18 (Tue) 07:11:43 b10643 No.712070

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>>712064

>rather than perverting their kids they'll target yours

No dice

Christanon 10/09/18 (Tue) 21:17:19 9dcb8c No.712341

>>709079

I am an atheist, and after watching this, I have never wanted to more to not be an atheist.

Christanon 10/10/18 (Wed) 00:36:52 5eb9c5 No.712428

>>712341

why on earth are you here

Christanon 10/10/18 (Wed) 15:50:45 9dcb8c No.712720

>>712428

Because atheism is gay but I don't think the supernatural claims of Christianity are actually true.

Christanon 10/10/18 (Wed) 17:22:27 22b04b No.712738

>>712720

leave

Christanon 10/10/18 (Wed) 18:38:21 29f6e6 No.712755

>>712738

Crazy how quickly you are to disobey Christ’s great commission. You are a fraud.

Christanon 10/11/18 (Thu) 10:36:04 4a15a1 No.712968

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>>712720

So do you think its more likely that, out of nothing, the universe appeared, and then, by complete chance, the components for life came about and, again by chance, formed into hyper complex lifeforms? Do you think there is any objective good and evil, or are your morals just as valid as Hitlers? Have you looked at the evidence for the resurrection? How about the 300+ prophesies about Jesus, written hundreds or even thousands of years before his birth? What about how the European Union was predicted 1000s of years ago? Or all the scientific foreknowledge in the Bible? Is all of that just a pure coincidence?

Christanon 10/11/18 (Thu) 10:36:32 4a15a1 No.712969

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>>712720

Christanon 10/11/18 (Thu) 10:46:08 e73059 No.712973

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>>709079

>too ritualistic

protestant coworker went to a local catholic church and he said the same thing "it's too ritualistic, it felt like a cult, I was so confused!" So I didn't bother to invite him to my orthodox church.

Christanon 10/22/18 (Mon) 09:18:36 59570c No.717706

>>709079

>not really a Christian church

>still too ritualistic

lmao