Can I be Christian?

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Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 16:57:54 b8999f No.708463

Can I be Christian?

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 17:03:26 be86db No.708466

>>708463

Sure you can, what's the problem?

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 17:08:27 b8999f No.708468

>>708466

I’m a mess

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 17:12:22 98f639 No.708469

>>708468

We all are.

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 17:22:12 d736d9 No.708471

>>708468

Then you are the one that needs it most. Christ came not to call the righteous, but the sinners.

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 17:37:59 dc7a1e No.708477

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>>708463

it gives you a better chance of keeping your should then being atheist!!

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 18:13:45 8ff403 No.708482

>>708477

What is this strange attempt at the English language?

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 18:24:51 b50877 No.708484

>>708477

>keeping your should

I wouldn't keep a should. Those things are dangerous.

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 18:52:10 b23ae8 No.708488

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>>708477

>it gives you a better chance of keeping your should then being atheist

What did he mean by this?

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 19:14:20 1754c7 No.708491

>>708488

he meant "soul" but his phone autocorrected to "should" because he's a dumb mobileposter

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 19:28:46 4871af No.708494

>>708491

Calling someone dumb over a common mobile auto-correct mistake is not being merciful or charitable.

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 19:32:20 54f28b No.708497

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>>708463

>Can God turn me into a Christian?

ftfy, and the answer is yes.

>>708477

Pray for our dear brother, he has fallen for the Pentecostal tongues meme.

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 20:02:53 f436d6 No.708518

>>708463

>>708468

It doesn't matter how much of mess you are, no mess is too big for Jesus Christ. He has changed the lives of many, including serial killers, and He can certainly do it for you as well. With Him there is forgiveness, healing, cleansing, peace, and much more. Seek Him, and you will find Him, anon (Psalms 145:18, Matthew 7:7-11).

Christanon 09/29/18 (Sat) 20:30:43 b50877 No.708536

>>708494

I'm pretty sure phoneposting is a sin.