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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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ab831b  No.708352

>carpooling to work with 2 christians, 2 muslims and 1 atheist

>the Van swerves around something on the road, driver slams brakes, everyone freaks out, huge screeching sound, Van almost tips over

>2 muslims both cry: "Jesus!"

>1 atheist cries out "Oh God!"

>mfw

lmao. I didn't know muslims cry out to Jesus in times of panic. These are both older, african muslims, one is named mohammad. I assume they were raised into it. Just found it really funny and surprising to hear them say it.

And the atheist cried out to God too, yet last week she chuckled to herself when a female co-worker told her she was Catholic and spends her sundays at church instead of partying/drinking like normal people do.

ce184f  No.708355

>>708352

>Catholic and spends her sundays at church instead of partying/drinking like normal people do.

Alcohol is alcohol


ab831b  No.708361

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>>708355

>"walahi 9 year olds are so sexy!!"- Mohammad.


218d4c  No.708363

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>>708352

>Van almost tips over

>everyone freaks out

>muslims both cry: "Jesus!"

>atheist cries out "Oh God!"


03840d  No.708496

There are no atheists in the trenches




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