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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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ae4d64  No.695509

Okay, so I read the Bible and it seemed pretty simple to me. For staters Adam and Eve ate something and became like gods; their eyes were opened. Moses finds a trees on fire but no fire? Jesus tells you to eat of his body and drink of his blood?

What about manna? A small round thing formed on the ground in conjunction with moisture.

You can't make an image of god? Or speak his name( blaspheme)? So all of this is a mystery. That must be revealed…truth

I don't mean to offend, but Jesus was a mushroom. Adam and Eve- ate a mushroom. Moses found a mushroom under a tree. Manna? Mushrooms. Who or what is Jesus? Virgin birth? Death and rebirth?

The life cycle of the mushroom.

Really, I know it sounds crazy, but I did write an argument, well researched to explain it. If you have an open mind check out. Feel free to criticize it here: https://templeooo.blogspot.com .

What where the keys the Pharisees and Sadducees took away; and they them selves have not entered?

What was the stone the builder refused?

Feel good bros. Don't be offended by the truth.

2d20b4  No.695531


229681  No.695538

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>>695509

I checked out your blog and "The Serpent is the first Christ figure in the Bible."? Really? If you really want to post your Gnosticism, 8ch.net/christ will let you do it but it's not allowed here.

Man, you're jumping all over the place and I'm a little worried about you. I would recommend praying Psalm 130, reading the book of John, and especially abstaining from any mind-altering substances. This "exegesis" you're doing makes no sense. I can't even call it blasphemy because I don't think it's really under full consent. If you're reading the Bible, just focus on the basics with humility before you spiral any deeper.


c53859  No.695543

>>695509

Already with the first paragraph I could tell this was gnostic garbage


10ab00  No.695552

>>695509

Basically a regurgitation of the "Amanita Muscaria Shrooms invented everything" tripe that's been around since the 60's/70's..




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