>takes wine jar>*pop*>*siiiiiiiiiip*Vulgate, now THAT was a good translation

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Christanon 08/13/18 (Mon) 07:58:26 324b1e No.687337

>takes wine jar

>*pop*

>*siiiiiiiiiip*

Vulgate, now THAT was a good translation

Christanon 08/13/18 (Mon) 08:06:45 a756de No.687338

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>opens diet coke

>*fiz*

>*siiiiiiips*

ESV, now THAT was a good translation.

Christanon 08/13/18 (Mon) 18:40:46 df20d3 No.687484

>*Takes mead cask*

>*pop*

>*sip*

The Wessex Gospels… NOW you’re talkin’ champ!

Christanon 08/13/18 (Mon) 19:21:50 c18551 No.687494

*uncorks wine bottle*

*pop*

*sip*

The Geneva Bible…now THAT is for originals.

Christanon 08/13/18 (Mon) 19:26:36 196381 No.687496

>goes to river

>*scoop*

>*siiiiiiiiiip*

Cave graffiti… now that's a classic.

Christanon 08/13/18 (Mon) 19:59:49 1ad2d0 No.687505

*pops vitamin K*

1611 KJV… now THAT was a good translation.

Christanon 08/13/18 (Mon) 20:50:01 828db7 No.687523

>makes pot of coffee

>*ggggrrrrrgghghhjghh*

>pours

>*sips*

NRSV….now THATS where its at

Christanon 08/14/18 (Tue) 00:39:58 3f194f No.687577

>wooden bucket of pure alpine springwater

>drinks nonstop

Vetus Latina, now THAT was the days.

Christanon 08/14/18 (Tue) 01:18:08 37347a No.687592

>*opens fish barrel*

>*nun pops out*

>*marry her*

>she's 15 years younger than me

The version I wrote. Now THAT was a good translation.

Christanon 08/14/18 (Tue) 01:45:13 a0c64d No.687599

*pops unleavened bread*

Orthodox Study Bible, NOW there’s a good translation

Christanon 08/14/18 (Tue) 01:56:26 235d6b No.687605

> cracks open Four Loko

> *pffff*

> *chugs*

NWT, now that was a good translation

Christanon 08/14/18 (Tue) 02:53:00 a49cf6 No.687630

>picks up bowl of fermented mare's milk

>gulps till empty

Manichaean scrolls, now that's some good calligraphy.

Christanon 08/14/18 (Tue) 04:22:06 cf281b No.687652

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>DAAAAAAAD! I'm trying to listen to The Message on audiobook!