>all this beating around the bush of the Bible's usage of profanity, swearing, and jesting
Let's start with the obvious, there is literally nothing in the Bible against obscenity, vulgarity, foul language, and scandal. Anyone stating otherwise is either making up fake sins against matthew 15:1-8 or is a liar or both. Profanity is defined in ezekiel 22:26
>Her priests have violated my law, and have profaned mine holy things: they have put no difference between the holy and profane, neither have they shewed difference between the unclean and the clean, and have hid their eyes from my sabbaths, and I am profaned among them.
Profanity is to show no difference between the holy and unholy. Such as treating the word of God as dirt or base, that is profanity. Calling the word of God the best f-u-c-king Bible to ever exist is not profanity, as it continues to treat the word of God as it is, holy.
Swearing is defined in matthew 5:33-37
>Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths:
>But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne:
>Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.
>Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.
>But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.
Swearing is to take an oath or forswear thyself. Such as saying: by the Holy Bible I am going to do *insert thing sworn here*. Examples of not swearing and not using profanity include: Those F-u-cking modern apostates profaning the word of God!
Cursing since we are going to delve into this is defined at 2 samuel 16:7-8
>And thus said Shimei when he cursed, Come out, come out, thou bloody man, and thou man of Belial:
>The LORD hath returned upon thee all the blood of the house of Saul, in whose stead thou hast reigned; and the LORD hath delivered the kingdom into the hand of Absalom thy son: and, behold, thou art taken in thy mischief, because thou art a bloody man.
Here he doesn't use what you consider a conventional curse word. He simply wishes evil upon David. An example of wishing evil, known as cursing, would be I wish your eyeballs fell out.
Now jesting/joking is mentioned in ephesians 5:4
>Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.
Here joking is equated to foolish talking.