>>666049
Let's see if I remember this…
>be Nimrod, son of Cush420, mighty hunter and man on earth
>build a tower that must to up to Heaven where I can kick God's ass
>Some dicks start arguing on pronunciation all of a sudden lol nobody builds the tower anymore
>also I marry and fug my mom and call God a shit
>uncle Shem comes for a visit, sees my tower and shit
>uncle looses his mind, kills me, chops me up into pieces and sends me out across all of my mighty kingdom
>Wife/Mom gives birth to my son and tells everyone I am on the Sun as a God lol
>my sons gets btfo by a boar, wifemom tells
everyone my son is now on the Sun with me lol
>wifemom is worshiped as a mother godess
>que to pagan trinity of mom god, dad god(me), son god
lol