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Before you answer btw, he gave me enough money for 2 beers. He asked for "beer". I only gave him one bottle.

Okay, now you can judge me.

>>664691

Meh. Jesus turned water into wine. Buying a beer for someone and inviting them to church is perfectly fine.

>>664708

But I did it as a "prank" to have a little fun with him and myself and not really, because I am religious.

>>664710

You think buying someone a beer and inviting them to church is a prank? You have an odd sense of humor.

>>664718

I bought him a beer with his own money.

And yeah, think about it like one of the youtube pranks, but without youtube. It's like practice to just have a bit of fun socially.

>>664693

>>664691

You just robbed a homeless man, lmao people are so beautiful even this post is created to stroke your ego trying to make somethin out of cheating someone.

Humans are so kind

>>664720

I didn't rob him. I even gave him the rest of the change back and the receipt, so he knows I wasn't winnie the pooh him.

And I am just doing this thread for the same reason I told him to go to Church. To have fun.

>>664721

Phew

Lol

>>664721

>>664730

>winnie the pooh

lol

I don't remember what I typed to trigger that wordfilter. Was it jew? Was it cheat?

>>664732

steal? stealing? robbing? tricking?

>>664733

>>664733

Oh, it's obviously a swear filter. It's winnie the pooh/winnie the pooh.

Saged and repahted for bein' retahded

>>664691

Proverbs

>Wine produces mockers; alcohol leads to brawls.

>Those led astray by drink cannot be wise.

Congrats OP, you just enabled a bum and his alcoholism

>>664691

>>664693

>>664721

Ok, thank God you didn't steal from the homeless man. You sound alright, probably helped the homeless guy more than you know.

>>664782

Proverbs 31:6-7

>Give strong drink to him who is perishing,

> and wine to those in bitter distress;

>let them drink and forget their poverty,

> and remember their misery no more.

>>664789

Yeah, well I am not chaotic evil/chaotic stupid, anon.

>>664782

Like Jesus who turned water into wine?

This is your brain on pr*testantism

>>664842

Jesus turned water into wine to show the people that he is a servant of God, while at a party for a wedding. Jesus didn't enable a bum with alcoholism.

Two vastly different situations, a*ostolic

>>664810

Here is the whole proverb:

Sayings of King Lemuel

31 The sayings of King Lemuel—an inspired utterance his mother taught him.

2 Listen, my son! Listen, son of my womb!

Listen, my son, the answer to my prayers!

3 Do not spend your strength[a] on women,

your vigor on those who ruin kings.

4 It is not for kings, Lemuel—

it is not for kings to drink wine,

not for rulers to crave beer,

5 lest they drink and forget what has been decreed,

and deprive all the oppressed of their rights.

6 Let beer be for those who are perishing,

wine for those who are in anguish!

7 Let them drink and forget their poverty

and remember their misery no more.

8 Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves,

for the rights of all who are destitute.

9 Speak up and judge fairly;

defend the rights of the poor and needy.

Wine or alcohol isn't fit for a king, but those that have problems. This is why you don't cherry pick verses.

>>664842

Time and a place for everything. Drinking for merriment is perfectly in place at a wedding, but that's not the same as being falling-down drunk on the street.

>>664861

>there is no middle ground between drinking a beer and being falling-down drunk

Really?

>>664691

beer is normal, therefore good, weirdness is a sin, Jesus hated weird people that liked things nobody else liked, notice how god condemns all that weird shit nerds do? God is normal, likes soccer, beer and reggaeton.