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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

File: a727d68b3e8f76f⋯.webm (3.88 MB, 640x360, 16:9, FWA-YEDMT.webm)

de48a2  No.663294

Webm thread, post your andersons, vitamin k, and anime.

6a8121  No.663309

File: 079f03e6a8f0ab8⋯.webm (7.78 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Fr Gregory Hesse.webm)

File: ca06a5e9b2cc75d⋯.webm (2.74 MB, 704x480, 22:15, Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi.webm)


940b29  No.663310

File: ab7c244cefda465⋯.webm (3.88 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1508198166835.webm)


940b29  No.663311

File: ed346af448731e6⋯.webm (15.26 MB, 640x360, 16:9, People into videogames ne….webm)


940b29  No.663312

File: cb3929c236bff2c⋯.webm (8.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, cf76503c5f.webm)


940b29  No.663314

File: 274d65c42a7bb4b⋯.webm (1.05 MB, 600x401, 600:401, blocks your path.webm)


940b29  No.663315

File: ed56824667b0307⋯.mp4 (7.49 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, a9aa53756.mp4)


de48a2  No.663331

>>663313

w-what?!


fa1dbb  No.663336

>>663313

>dude edgy blasphemy lmao!

winnie the pooh off


940b29  No.663341

>>663336

How exactly is that blasphemy? Explain yourself.


940b29  No.663347

>>663336

It looks like an ordinary mass to me, minus the special effects of course.


fa1dbb  No.663353

>>663341

>How exactly is that blasphemy? Explain yourself.

The priest is pulling strange faces, he's shoving the host in people's mouths and spilling the holy blood everywhere whilst making weird faces.


5d4c71  No.663355

File: b0ad58803a66cbb⋯.webm (6.27 MB, 352x240, 22:15, jehovahswitnesses.webm)


5d4c71  No.663356

File: d9759a6968d0ea7⋯.webm (8.65 MB, 320x240, 4:3, mormons.webm)


c2e126  No.663359

>>663355

>>663356

Better animation than Cartoon Network's current lineup


0e170a  No.663361

File: 09c5d7c3190ce8c⋯.webm (1.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, VITAMIN K.webm)


940b29  No.663365

File: 1908d4a82d8d837⋯.mp4 (2.44 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 042609p.mp4)


9bce1f  No.663398

File: 82f4714181473b9⋯.jpg (36.1 KB, 600x400, 3:2, burn-the-heretic-kill-the-….jpg)

>>663355

Assuming that's an accurate representation, that is some genuine winnie the pooh heresy. Normally I don't condone this sort of response but in the face of such madness there's only one recourse.


ab60a6  No.663406

>>663312

LOL, how can people genuinely support this fool?


c89f20  No.663417

>>663355

Wait a minute, that song…

I think I heard it in Hidden & Dangerous 1


bc6ea8  No.663488

File: b2f01857c24efb9⋯.png (656.86 KB, 552x790, 276:395, JW.PNG)

>>663355

>mfw part of the 144,000


20fe9d  No.663493

File: f945795855a86e8⋯.webm (7.86 MB, 534x360, 89:60, Rappin.webm)


de48a2  No.663498

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>663493

>inferior version

← superior one


5d8dcd  No.663500

>>663406

He's a funny guy


2caf33  No.663506

File: eaad2d9015937c1⋯.webm (714.07 KB, 540x360, 3:2, I'm a catholic.webm)

File: 5d5a144d296cf1b⋯.webm (3.7 MB, 444x250, 222:125, 5d5a144d296cf1beb764ef9d0….webm)

File: b962f071f2a995b⋯.mp4 (6.62 MB, 426x640, 213:320, fedora meme.mp4)


98a982  No.663568

>>663506

>that 2nd webm

Beautiful. It's an Icelandic hymn, right? Anybody got the webm of that group that sang it in a train station? It sounded amazing.


e99c8a  No.663619

File: e8320bcc0bcd60c⋯.webm (8.06 MB, 1280x700, 64:35, shrekbeard.webm)


d4c7ce  No.663640

>>663619

>dude bad things happen to Christians, God doesn't real lolol

>The Lord let's His rain fall on the just and the unjust

>what is the entire book of Job

>what is righteous suffering

>what is natural evil

>what is the City of God


de48a2  No.663689

>>663506

>>663619 (3rd one)

Its nice when life is anime, imagine how long it took them to block all those people.


d8ec29  No.663703

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>663568

Yep, it's "Heyr, Himna Smiður" (lol Anglo keyboards)

The other group that sang it that you are talking about is Arstiðir.

Embedded for reference.


2f5a90  No.663799

File: 7a01668644c57bf⋯.webm (1.67 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 7a01668644c57bfbb7e825b0c….webm)


2f5a90  No.663802

File: 7d969f6a7c8b3b6⋯.webm (8.49 MB, 210x356, 105:178, 7d969f6a7c8b3b6f34762cfdb….webm)


2f5a90  No.663803

File: 78756983a581155⋯.webm (1.51 MB, 634x354, 317:177, 78756983a581155122e85f9cc….webm)


2f5a90  No.663804

File: 5c008103999c2cf⋯.webm (11.02 MB, 640x360, 16:9, michael jones sings.webm)


2f5a90  No.663805

File: 722940d0e0caf2e⋯.webm (1.28 MB, 320x240, 4:3, videoplayback.webm)


2f5a90  No.663806

File: 7981fd4cf788561⋯.webm (14.7 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 7981fd4cf788561272a78c9f9….webm)


2f5a90  No.663808

File: 3d397bfa202f3d9⋯.webm (7.89 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 3d397bfa202f3d9656c1d0123….webm)


2f5a90  No.663809

File: 53ef4f2aabfeff5⋯.webm (2.86 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 53ef4f2aabfeff5210ccb3421….webm)


2f5a90  No.663810

File: 81195e2a0f9f8ca⋯.webm (1.97 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 81195e2a0f9f8ca1be199f6d6….webm)


2f5a90  No.663811

File: 9cd92b1ca7ef061⋯.webm (1.21 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1494012640903.webm)


2f5a90  No.663816

File: bbb4f631aa39314⋯.webm (11.56 MB, 640x360, 16:9, bbb4f631aa39314e5a12cb52a….webm)


de48a2  No.663818

>>663809

moar pls


2f5a90  No.663821

File: ec6f48f7b40ea52⋯.webm (9.46 MB, 640x360, 16:9, videoplayback.webm)


2f5a90  No.663822

File: 6fe311c203cfd83⋯.webm (4.27 MB, 400x226, 200:113, neo.webm)


2f5a90  No.663823

File: 6435cbaa937ca43⋯.webm (11.06 MB, 640x360, 16:9, videoplayback.webm)


2f5a90  No.663830

File: 2d700a171aecb1e⋯.webm (12.35 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Dies Irae.webm)


2f5a90  No.663832

File: 709973a52ac77e4⋯.jpeg (33.06 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 709973a52ac77e484ea9fcd2f….jpeg)

>>663818

I posted all that I had that would post. The file size limitation is…limiting.


2f5a90  No.663835

File: 2e4e319267e46a2⋯.mp4 (3.23 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, omaha.mp4)

One more, not a webM though.


de48a2  No.663841

>>663822

>black puppet dude jesus

holy winnie the pooh shit wtf?

made me react more than the wine out of the bishops hands.


2f5a90  No.663843

File: 52754470d32b0d3⋯.mp4 (3.6 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 52754470d32b0d3dc9d3e4c5d5….mp4)

a few more


2f5a90  No.663844

File: 771277536e60577⋯.mp4 (9.2 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 771277536e60577fa345417b47….mp4)


2f5a90  No.663845

File: 1df4d4c690a0182⋯.gif (1.81 MB, 340x240, 17:12, bush shoe.gif)


0b76bc  No.663860

>>663803

Low Budget productions


0b76bc  No.663862

>>663843

Damn that's worth thinking about


20fe9d  No.663873

File: 92f987e0bbae29c⋯.webm (6.41 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 92f987e0bbae29c6c4f0f766d….webm)

File: 43aecbf0b93ffd5⋯.webm (3.76 MB, 448x480, 14:15, 1443860377110.webm)


4927fa  No.663882

>>663355

What's the source on this? Is this a real JW video?


940b29  No.663888

>>663873

>Implying the Lord would play/promote weeb music

Rethink yourself.


4927fa  No.663890

>>663809

Dennis Prager is jewish though


e99c8a  No.663893

>>663888

>God wouldnt allow what I dont like

Rethink yourself.


851ae6  No.664042

>>663893

If you think God has no absolute real values for art, you're already in hell, nominalist.

Repent.

(USER WAS WARNED FOR RULE 2)

e99c8a  No.664382

>>664042

And if you think that your prejudiced """opinion""" represents value of God, you are inflating you're value and are a Mohamed tier narcissist.


2f5a90  No.665021

File: d1568d8f8c8f720⋯.webm (10.88 MB, 640x360, 16:9, hairy.webm)


2f5a90  No.665023

File: 01d22e33d15f805⋯.webm (13.39 MB, 640x360, 16:9, player.webm)


841ea9  No.665025

>>663873

sauce on game


5d8dcd  No.665032

>>665025

Darkest Dungeon


199d8c  No.665126

>>665021

>"Muhammad was a metrosexual"

i feel ashamed at how hard that made me giggle.


2caf33  No.665152

>>663811

Terror attacks?


2f5a90  No.665156

>>665152

Likely "non-UN sanctioned bombing." Somewhere in the Middle East in the last 6 years. Sorry I don't remember where.


e3b741  No.665290

>>663805

This is wonderful, have a source?


851ae6  No.665337

>>665021

Wait, muslims shave pubes and armpits?

kek


416a79  No.665883

File: b12b1d3af924a13⋯.webm (3.81 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Christian_War.webm)


416a79  No.665892

File: 955eb425769382e⋯.mp4 (3.59 MB, 480x480, 1:1, Greek_Monks.mp4)


fb8131  No.666082

>>663312

They are God's words though.


e1c135  No.666325

>>663355

>Jesus a first creation of Jehova God

>Implying Jesus isn't Jehova God


caed82  No.666337

File: 66aca1c87457733⋯.png (322.02 KB, 766x537, 766:537, 1459194441311-1.png)

>>663356

>>663355

These just seem like poorly-written fanfictions based on Christian theology. There's so many errors to point out it just hurts..


851ae6  No.666345

File: df03c9ce4c076e9⋯.jpeg (16.62 KB, 495x362, 495:362, db4.jpeg)

>>663488

>mfw 144'000th in line and some idiot knocks more doors than me


caed82  No.666354

File: d53810edc7aab00⋯.jpg (21.59 KB, 352x240, 22:15, JW.jpg)

File: bd26edf73ad6859⋯.jpg (12.39 KB, 480x360, 4:3, i cant not see it.jpg)

>>663355

Wait a minute…

I'd feel bad about doing this if it was actually a representation of the true Son of God, and not a heretical Jesus/Michael/Logos? abomination.


40c18f  No.666443

>>663806

Sauce on video?


711367  No.666450

Anyone have the ==DIAPAHS== webm?


1109c8  No.666456

File: 816dd5004c5da37⋯.mp4 (11.07 MB, 640x360, 16:9, videoplayback2.mp4)


e99c8a  No.666464

>>663356

ENDLESS


ab60a6  No.666466

>>666082

God's words =/= God


f08b35  No.667028

File: 165da0da0fbd718⋯.webm (3.24 MB, 480x360, 4:3, cant touch mormon jesus.webm)

File: 6b1a250e2bfd9c1⋯.webm (3.81 MB, 475x320, 95:64, rap about jesus.webm)

File: 26751eb8723be98⋯.webm (3.97 MB, 398x300, 199:150, dawww.webm)

File: 0514d9cd579bccc⋯.webm (2.76 MB, 852x480, 71:40, Holy bass.webm)

>>663356

>not knowing how to reach the kids these days


c18941  No.667354

File: e5ef78feea00a98⋯.webm (11.8 MB, 384x288, 4:3, Ron Wyatt talking about ….webm)


2f5a90  No.667520

File: 00ab451b9c1ee4c⋯.webm (9.39 MB, 640x360, 16:9, germany discovers.webm)

File: ff31c42894f3f88⋯.jpg (102.98 KB, 1024x761, 1024:761, look at this.jpg)


b647cf  No.668078

File: f2c3dce1bda1ba7⋯.mp4 (4.35 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Kelly Anne Conway.mp4)

File: 162f6e73441fd1b⋯.mp4 (4.39 MB, 1080x720, 3:2, Homo demon.mp4)

>>663808

this is great, where's it from/what is it? Is this a sea shanty or just an old English/traditional folk song?

>>666456

kek

>>666450

have all the manning a man could ask for mang

>>667510

>watisfilename.webm


b647cf  No.668157

File: 317f38207257f26⋯.webm (4.53 MB, 640x360, 16:9, flaming butthole.webm)

File: 7d253de82dd345d⋯.mp4 (6.42 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, diapas.mp4)

>>668078

>>666450

>try to post

>gets jammed and doesn't post so go to bed

>wake up to find posted

well sorry for the delay, here's daipahs


b647cf  No.668163

>>668078

>>667510

>watisfilename.webm

meant for >>667354


a71555  No.668394

>>667028

>4th webm

So that's what happens in Charismatic Catholic churches…


851ae6  No.668450

>>666456

What if they put a mini Alexa inside a Furby?

I think this is coming soon enough.


06ee0f  No.668519

File: d69cbee46762a3a⋯.webm (6.85 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Palästinalied.webm)

Europa muss zu Gott zurückkehren


f08b35  No.668696

>>668394

ARE YOU FEELING THE HOLY SPIRIT NOW MR KRABS?!


2f5a90  No.668798

File: d3277c49cc07f40⋯.jpg (1.09 MB, 971x1476, 971:1476, Walther von der Vogelweide.jpg)


6954d8  No.668806

File: bf096f762379d90⋯.mp4 (7.54 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1457562219090.mp4)

File: 1ac55af670882f6⋯.mp4 (4.83 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 1457613063472.mp4)

File: 26680cc04742721⋯.mp4 (2.59 MB, 400x224, 25:14, 1462032572180.mp4)


6954d8  No.668809

File: afa5ae1c981075b⋯.mp4 (592.31 KB, 352x288, 11:9, Ah yes procrasting my favo….mp4)

File: 638e3b3f59cb96e⋯.webm (5.03 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 1455991275950.webm)

File: e0cef2f016de280⋯.webm (2.43 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 1457453541943.webm)

File: 0bafd6373d36146⋯.webm (2.9 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1457453999708.webm)


6954d8  No.668816

File: 0bafd6373d36146⋯.webm (2.9 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1457453999708.webm)

File: 027a2f11014854f⋯.webm (3.88 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1457566157564.webm)

File: 59aca47de4dd602⋯.webm (7.81 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1457999604548.webm)


6954d8  No.668818

File: 860d21d4617431f⋯.webm (6.6 MB, 490x360, 49:36, 1459721720338.webm)

File: 07a2b9c648a5836⋯.webm (3.06 MB, 1440x1080, 4:3, 1466444287145.webm)


88b0ae  No.668821

File: d2d050f12dda4a9⋯.webm (12.21 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Based Arab addresses Loui….webm)


dd1621  No.668852

>>668821

My sides can't handle this, good grief.


18de7a  No.668856

>>668821

These are funny, considering that they are coming from a reformed pagan (aka muslim)


9d96a9  No.668921

>>667520

Those guys are from Sweden, they make fun of everything


2caf33  No.668924

>>668821

took me a second to figure out that he was talking about ol' Vargy boy.


851ae6  No.668969

>>668821

>best anime crossover of all time

The absolute clashing of worlds.


851ae6  No.668972

>>668806

>second webm

Stop memeing that tantrum of a book after an autist still got treated as a goy even though he cut up the Bible like the masters from the synagogue of Satan told him to.


f65886  No.669179

>>668157

ty bro


da11d6  No.679733

bump


e0e0fd  No.679752

>>668821

Ahahaha, post this to halfchan pol


e0e0fd  No.679754

>>668816

That second one, you really have to wait for the end.


98caa7  No.687626

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


6683b4  No.690134

>>665883

Nice crusader music


733de1  No.690178

>>666466

"And the Word was God."

Alhough I agree, the bible contains the holy scriptures, but the materials to create the particular book are not God.


851c78  No.690298

>>668821

>slowclap.gif

well done


1109c8  No.692897

File: 3c9a5090f0e6484⋯.mp4 (10.18 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Terry Davis - Here I Am Lo….mp4)




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