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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 02:15:48 ccc73e No.647858

*Blocks your path*

Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 02:20:05 01bb96 No.647861

*turn around 360 degrees and walk away*

Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 02:47:01 274521 No.647864

"Hollywood is in California, not Rochester NY. I can give you directions to the express way."

Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 03:10:45 e17077 No.647867

*Drops a penny into a sewer*

Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 03:20:36 df210d No.647869

*whips out BLT sammich*

Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 04:08:52 098bce No.647888

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>And so, as a blasphemer, you will be stoned to death

Response; "Jehovah! Jehovah!"

Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 04:14:30 8cc5fe No.647889

"I just said that piece of halabit was good enough for Jehovah"

Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 04:34:50 673524 No.647898

https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/996055352650158082?s=20

Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 04:37:26 107b36 No.647899

+Avocado or gtfo.

Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 05:02:29 9370b9 No.647905

Ti🅱🅱a, avocados are expensive.

Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 13:09:04 4f7073 No.648016

>turn 360 degrees

>walk away

Go back to school retard

Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 13:10:50 71beaf No.648017

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Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 13:26:24 251638 No.648024

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Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 13:33:38 9e1c11 No.648027

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Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 13:51:09 71beaf No.648033

I've never been too convinced with this meme

Christanon 05/15/18 (Tue) 15:16:52 91df26 No.648056

newfriends sure are fun to mess with

Christanon 05/31/18 (Thu) 00:49:45 17e06d No.655172

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Christanon 05/31/18 (Thu) 00:56:19 f0ca39 No.655174

>Not knowing the joke

>Calling him a newfriend

Pick one and only one

Christanon 05/31/18 (Thu) 01:35:53 338b25 No.655182

>Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. -Exodus 20:7

Remember guys, bants are bants but sin is sin. This board could stand to do a lot better in that regard.

Christanon 05/31/18 (Thu) 23:22:05 99dd48 No.655545

more likely to be an underage than newfriend if he hasn't heard that before.

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