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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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Father Pavel, Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 17:13:58 a57edc No.644066

I'm RCIA.

Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 17:19:09 de819f No.644067

Get them in the Church, I'll call it in

Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 17:53:31 370345 No.644075

…Luther?

Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 17:59:33 06c736 No.644077

Was getting excommunicated part of his plan?

Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 18:02:53 a57edc No.644080

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First one to confess gets to enter the kingdom of heaven!

Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 18:17:19 bb30b3 No.644085

He wasn't alone because God was always with him, even when he abandoned Him

Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 18:34:38 4a28c7 No.644095

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They worked for the heretic. The German man.

Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 19:13:09 b19f15 No.644104

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Saladin?

Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 20:40:33 2292da No.644125

The course plan I just filed with the diocese was me, my deacons and only one of you. First one to confess gets to stay in a state of grace.

He didn't repent so good! Who wants to try next?

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would confirm a man before giving him his first Eucharist.

Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 21:42:43 f514e5 No.644152

AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK

WHO ARE YOU?

Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 21:52:37 de819f No.644155

>We are children of God. We are the dirt

beneath your feet. And no one cared

who I was until I nailed that paper to the Door…

Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 22:32:49 e951a0 No.644168

Friendly Reminder that

>God is the Big Guy in the Sky

>Getting caught was part of his plan

>He did it 4U

Christanon 05/06/18 (Sun) 23:10:36 8f206e No.644177

BO, sticky this pls

Christanon 05/07/18 (Mon) 03:59:39 ffdf2a No.644222

Can anybody post the comic strip of the CIA guy as Pontius Pilate?

Christanon 05/07/18 (Mon) 04:02:27 3538d4 No.644224

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Christanon 05/07/18 (Mon) 04:37:09 b19f15 No.644235

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>You die

>You see this

>"…And why would I want you?"

How do you respond?

Christanon 05/07/18 (Mon) 05:06:21 678f85 No.644238

I worship the lamb of God, the messiah man.

Uhh… you don't get to bring heresies

Christanon 05/07/18 (Mon) 09:38:42 900be6 No.644295

Well congratulations, you got yourself excommunicated, now what's the the next step of your master plan?

Protesting this Church. WITH NO SURVIVORS

Christanon 05/07/18 (Mon) 09:48:26 900be6 No.644300

I worship the trinity: the masked God.

Elohim?

Get em in heaven, I'll call it in.

Christanon 05/07/18 (Mon) 12:16:41 de819f No.644325

Calm down father, now is not the time for fear

Christanon 05/07/18 (Mon) 17:33:15 289fe0 No.644401

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Christanon 05/07/18 (Mon) 18:55:58 8c98ad No.644434

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>You're a big monk

>For you.

lol.

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