66bf33 No.636814
You're walking to your average Sunday mass when this man dressed in cameo stops dead in your path and says "stop worshipping a Jewish God", "return to your roots", and "christainity isn't white."
What do you say.
ebf7df No.636817
>>636814
I tell him that the Logos transcends all categories, and I will become exactly like it (one of the general goals of Christianity).
46d525 No.636819
"I'm not white. winnie the pooh off"
46c2fc No.636822
Exegete Romans on God's free gift of salvation to all
3dc467 No.636828
Zeus' wife is his sister and he constantly cheats on her. Gaia's husband is her own son. Where's the morality in that, when no matter if it was a titan or a new god chief and creator of the world there's no morals?
Checkmate cuckholds!
9da081 No.636829
>>636814
I can't practice Odinism, Varg. Unlike your country, people get more than a slap on the wrist for murder where I live.
489505 No.636841
I'm not white, now go away Varg, don't make us annihilate your pagan cult again.
a8e318 No.636851
>>636814
I tell him that his gods are inherently pluralistic and relativistic and that hence he does not know, nor is able to formulate what is the good of man.
Hence it is not that I am an outcast from my traditions, it is he
bb64f7 No.636864
>>636814
Tell him that if might does indeed make right he should bow down before God because through God we utterly destroyed their false gods.
Ergo he should repent for his sins and accept the one and mighty God as his only God.
36b0c6 No.636866
>>636814
>stop worshipping a Jewish God
God is the only God. ALSO Hebrew =/= Jewish
>return to your roots
As amusing and interesting the Maya Deities are…. They are merciless human eating and prolly demons, assuming they actualy exists.
>christainity isn't white
Well, this ain't wrong since Jesus did came for everyone.
dcffec No.636870
>>636864
But Nordic paganism is still present anon, despite being in small numbers.
a36008 No.636875
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Oh we have a tough guy here huh……. *unleash my twin Bibles in english and greek* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and reminds him that the Norse ended up losing the war against Christianity* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs him and throws him up* It's time to finish this little charade *takes him and dunks him in holy water while a priest quickly baptizes him* YOU ARE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps up, do a backflip, and lands in front of him with my back to him, than i only turn my head to face him* Heh…. easy…..
5ec35d No.636884
>>636814
Orthodoxy is not jewish and Jesus came to heal and bring salvation, not jewish earthly power.
616829 No.636948
>>636814
I was going to make some sort of meme reply like we have an atheist thread about this already but this might be a perfect thread to discuss this. The whole neo-paganism just feels so wrong.
Now, this might be pretty liberal in some ways but I personally agree with the vaticans current stance on other religions. While they are misguided, I can still accept anything that is good and just in other religions and I pray for the souls of all the good people that die without ever converting.
Still, those LARPagans don't seem like they follow any religion at all. They don't seem to have any faith. People like Kristian Varg just like to play pretend about "muh ancestors", "muh culture" and "we wuz vikangz". He doesn't actually seem to see them as pseudo-gods.
80fc05 No.636952
efc4d6 No.636954
>>636948
Having counted myself among them once upon a time, you got it in one my dude.
a3274e No.636956
>>636814
>dressed in cameo
ed35ad No.636957
>>636814
cut down his sacred oak/piss on his sacred rocks or whatever then pelt him to salvation with the multitude of Russian Synodal Bibles I keep in my bandolier
49acac No.636960
First, I'd inform him that I'm not white. Secondly, I'd point out my people converted to the Catholic Church en masse. Then I'd let out a war-woop and hit him in the face with my tomahawk, before scalping him.
>tfw no crusader blood in your veins, just redskinned savage
bb64f7 No.636961
>>636870
Sure, but it is practiced predominantly by sodomites. Nothing I should worry about. Besides, only a small fraction of a fraction of people actually believe in these Norse Gods.
>what about the unironic pagans that are straight?
Still nothing I have to worry about. They are (most likely) reprobate liberals.
dcffec No.636962
a21c43 No.636967
>>636960
That's kinda neat actually. What nation/nations?
49acac No.636979
>>636967
Mi'kmaq. Like the majority of first nations, the Catholic Church was good to us. Of course we ended up being in land that was claimed by the (((Eternal Anglo))) so they tried killing us off because 1) We were Catholic and 2) The Anglo hated the natives.
But we've been Catholic for over 400 years, and our flag is essentially the templar battle flag, but reversed. There is a theory that some Templars escaped to the Americas and they came into contact with us.
7e67bb No.636981
I would tell him that my people the Palestinians, Syrians, Lebanese, and even Jordanians, are the original and uninterrupted people of the Levant, including the Holy Land of Palestine. I would tell him that modern Jews are a deception and have nothing to do with Jesus Christ, God in the flesh, Al Massih, who came to this world to correct the ancient Hebrews and establish His New Covenant on Earth. These ancient Hebrews became the levantines of today.
I'd tell him that I'm lucky enough to belong to this ethnicity and that Christ walked in the lands of my ancestors. But I'd also tell him to stay away from whites as well..for Jesus' kingdom is for all, and they are my brothers. Varg you are a fool and a reprobate! If God wills it, you will convert. If not, then you can continue to live in your world and lecture on 'Theology for the Insane'
75d1a2 No.637005
>>636814
>What do you say?
My kingdom is not of this world.
a21c43 No.637008
>>636979
As a Protestant, I'm glad the Catholics got to you first. Many tribes might never have come into the Church otherwise. I wish there had been more effort to proselytize and assimilate.
a8e318 No.637016
616829 No.637018
>>636960
>tfw no crusader blood in your veins, just redskinned savage
Don't be like that. Crusader blood does little for you, if your current generation cares less about God than you ancestors did.
It's your faith that counts.
>>637016
Well, if it's maymay images that you looking for then here you go.
a8e318 No.637020
>>637018
Nah, too far, I appreciate the memes, and I enjoyed the "Actual History of Europe" but without a relevant context these are less risible
b2e5b4 No.637030
>>636814
I tell him my ancestors haven't been pagan for over 1000 years and that Anglo-Saxons have been Christian for longer than they were pagan.
dcffec No.637033
>>636981
wlak yo2borne rabbak
152fea No.637044
>>636814
>"return to your roots"
So, worshiping in a monotheistic/henotheistic way, with orders of clergy and monastics, by a prophet that resurrected from a cave?
Why not cut the middleman?
Atleast, atleast my faith won't be divided between far-right ultra-nationalistic autists, and new age pagan liberals(and some of our neopagans worship Jesus anyway. No, really).
Also, i found out some of my ancestors were albanian vlachs that immigrated here(what did those guys even worship, before being christian?).
And given the mess this part of Europe has been, i'd probably have to add slavic, celtic, greek, thracian, roman, germanic, tengric and God knows what else to my pantheon, since i have no idea what might lurk in my ancestry.
>"christainity isn't white."
Well, given i've never heard a straight classification of what is white in Vargland, and have no non-christian stormfag pan-european feelings, your statement is pointless to me.
>What do you say.
Stab him with a falx for his people starting the gothic wars, and generally acting like snowniggers.
31c1a5 No.637046
>>636814
i tell him to atend church, its christianity that allowed us to prosper and get a legacy to be proud of, during our pagan years we never united like the way we did when we became christians,
Jesus and the Lord, not Oden and Tor, ok
082f0f No.637051
>>636814
>I'm 0.7% jewish
>I own you, heathen goyim :^)
8cd025 No.637061
d3ef28 No.637358
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>>636979
wow I actually learned something interesting and new today
>>636814
I show him this video
c5d8af No.637559
Ask him if he's able to go to the bathroom alright after he was in jail
d74e39 No.637583
>>637358
>Cannibals = Canaan +Baal
I'm a bit sceptical of this video now
be222b No.637783
>>636814
"Christianity can't be white, it's not a person i'ts a religion…"
43ffd5 No.637837
>>636814
>What do you say.
I call him a semen slurper even though that's a lie authored by the jew "Greenberg", and then offer an ejaculation (short prayer) to God who created both man and woman in his image, not like those damn pagans who were created from trees, separate trees, they weren't even both in the image of God lol, winnie the pooh pagans.
t. faithful Catholic hermaphrodite.
cef82e No.637893
>>636814
>worship your ancestor's gods
This one always bugged me. Like what would your great-grandfather think if you told him you were a pagan?
e6caac No.637895
>>636814
<"stop worshipping a Jewish God"
No, why do you say that?
<"return to your roots"
What do you mean?
<"christainity isn't white."
Picture is the next answer/question. Which leads into a conversation about the origin of the term kike and the babylonian talmud which is either started at the kikel origin term if a big guy or at the babylonian talmud if a hothead.
5e9de7 No.637905
>"stop worshipping a Jewish God"
This God is God of Adam, forefather of Humanity, and God of Japheth forefather of White races, whose sons, falling into idolatry, worshiped under names such as Jupiter, Zeus, Wotan or Perun. He is Catholic God.
>"return to your roots"
I, as part of my nation, was grafted into Holy Vine, a Holy Olive Tree of Israel. My roots are roots of my Father Abraham.
>"christainity isn't white."
I white means association with you, then I am for once glad that Scythians are considered quasi-asian. MY BYLI SARMACI I CHUJ.
bb5655 No.637906
>>636814
Facts tend to piss them off, so I use those.
152fea No.637929
>>637906
WE WUZ KIKES AND SHIET
d3c7da No.637933
>>637929
You don't find it insulting that people associate modern kikes with the holy race in the Bible?
4eb8da No.638127
>>636814
I would say “sage”.
44fce6 No.638137
>>637893
>"Worship the way your ancestors did"
ok
>converts to catholicism, such as my Irish and Italian immigrants
>REEEEEEE THAT'S NOT WHITE
44fce6 No.638143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVCVxinSBw
He's been extra "dead kike on a stick" mode lately, I wonder how often he spends modifying his comment section.
4c3dc8 No.638144
>>637906
Keep in mind that a large part of our European ancestry came from the Mediterranean and the Levant. There are Syrians born even now that have blue or green eyes and often times there are even red haired middle easterners. there are similarly some white Moroccan Berbers. And in Turkey, it is not uncommon for people especially children to be blond haired.
152fea No.638158
>>637933
>You don't find it insulting that people associate modern kikes with the holy race in the Bible?
I don't care about that theologically historically unbacked autism, for reasons i don't care detailing right now(no, i really don't.).
But i do find north-west euros and eurocentrists hamfisting verses to claim the prophets looked like them just as cringeworthy as blacks doing the same.
0a0567 No.638175
>>636814
>What do you say.
I tell him to go back to his own country and stop stealing french qts
dcffec No.638245
>>638137
But your ancestors consist of those that came before those followed Christianity. I mean, that isn't really an argument since Varg can just go back even more in time to a pagan ancestor and claim that.
dcffec No.638247
>>637906
I wouldn't say that Christ was a White EUROPEAN since he was born in the land known as the Land/Semitic Region. Don't forget the Phoenicians also belonged to the white race but they were sallow. Christ maybe was/is White , but he's not European.
152fea No.638253
>>638210
You are missing my point.
A lot of these arguments are "if i take these off-hand Bible verses, and i squint at the rough descriptions, i see myself in them"
>>638247
>Don't forget the Phoenicians also belonged to the white race but they were sallow.
The most common theory is that those guys came from the South of Arabia.
In any case, the whole dispute is retarded.
Varg getting triggered by all things semitic is ironic, since he even writes in glyphs that are imported from semites, at their origin(and no, nordic runes wouldnt change a thing, since they are the same)
175a0f No.638271
>>638144
This is why i support anglo-saxon mixing with meds and levantines instead of east asians. it makes more sense to me.
a21c43 No.638280
>>638144
>TFW no red-haired brown ordodox waifu
bb5655 No.638311
>>638247
I know in the ancient Sumerian religion they describe themselves with blue eyes, pale skin, and various hair colors.
c8da30 No.638844
If Christianity is Jewish and isn't white why has every pope been white?
3dc472 No.638849
>>638844 (checked)
muh patriarchy
27f221 No.638875
"Nice try with your (((post indo-european paganism))) I'd rather worship the gods i know nothing of, that exists no detailed historical accounts about, all this in the virtue of being a truly retarded edgelord"
afd200 No.639485
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daily reminder that this is what the average varg fanboy looks like
>channel full of playing obscure video games
>long hair
>greasy
>nerdy
>shitty pseudo intellectual bullshit
ec0e19 No.639487
>>637044
>Also, i found out some of my ancestors were albanian
kys
63c67e No.639502
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>>639485
I'm sad to say, but you are wrong.
This is how the average Varg fanboy looks like.
3d972a No.639505
>>639485
long hair is virtuous, you breedgroid christcuck.
0f3ad2 No.639515
>>639505
F*ck off incel, go back to /b/
7ed3b1 No.639517
>>639505
yeah I really have no issue with long hair on a man as long as it isn't unmanageable.
d52419 No.639518
>>639505
1 Corinthians 11:14
"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?"
There's nothing virtuous about long hair.
4f93f9 No.639550
>>639505
>unironically using Christcuck
Begone
0f3ad2 No.639558
>>639550
These cyberpunk trad edits are dumb. It doesnt even make sense. Fashwave is garbage.
>>639505
Wizgroid, wizzoff
961b35 No.639567
>>636960
>Native Cruader yelling "Deus Vult" and throwing tomahawks at muds
This is whole new level of awesome
ea802d No.639580
>>637583
What do you expect from a guy who makes videos like "muh not truu fashitsm"
63c67e No.639681
>>639518
>long hair is for faggots
Jesus had long hair.
63c67e No.639684
>>639555
>Christians literally have bible/sunday school, communion school, childrens TV programmes, radioplays, videogames hell they even have phone apps to learn about Christianity
>let's laugh at a kid that watches Varg during (((public School))) hours, as if they mean anything.
Now, I think Varg pulls a lot of shit out of his ass and I think he gets a bit too carried away by attention, but would you laugh at a kid watching bibleman videos during some asinine class nobody needs in their actual life?
afd200 No.639944
>>639681
>Jesus had long hair.
Next you gonna say he wore a robe.
6dc253 No.640021
c675b1 No.640024
>>639681
>Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
>I Corinthians XI 14
Why would Paul write this if Jesus had long hair? The length of Jesus' hair and beard in art is symbolic of his carnation.
152fea No.640036
>>639684
>but would you laugh at a kid watching bibleman videos during some asinine class nobody needs in their actual life?
Different cringe of the same type.
297dc9 No.640051
>>639684
>would you laugh at a kid watching bibleman videos during some asinine class nobody needs in their actual life?
Yes. And winnie the pooh off with your brainlet "i will never use bhaskara in real life hurpdurp".
A tennis player will never deadlift during a game, but it is still necessary and useful to them. The abilities can and will translate to other fields.
173b26 No.640130
>>636948
This is correct. Neo-paganism is just a autistically nativist variety of secular progressive humanism. The only difference between them and the globalists they claim to oppose is the contrived group identity they choose as a means to worship their own own egos.
d17b04 No.646879
>>636979
Not sorry we took your land.
85b442 No.647436
>>640130
I recall Varg ADMITS he doesn't even believe in his own Gods, in the sense that we do. He says they are "representative of the human spirit" or something like that. I butchered it, but this is what most pagans believe. Pagan is a broad term though.
d8c596 No.647440
>>636814
Ask him why any of those things are important? Why should I give up a "jewish" god for a "german" god when I'm neither of those things. I'm Turkish patrilineally and Dutch-Irish matrilinially, which roots am I supposed to adhere to? And gunpowder isn't white, should we go back to swords and spears because of that? Don't answer that last part. Much as I'd love to see a resurgence of swordsmanship I don't think ditching guns in favor of them, or at all for that matter is a good idea.
d8c596 No.647441
>>647440
Or just tell him his "gods" are weak, petty, ridiculous, and undeserving of the moniker of God. Get some better gods and maybe we'll talk about the pros and cons. In the mean time, I think you have some shit to be smearing on your face you larping hack.
a12282 No.647453
>>639502
isn't his channel even more older than varg's?
a12282 No.647455
>>639505
wathever you say varg
af6b76 No.647486
>>647455
Why are you posting a picture of Gill Foyle from HBO's Silicon Valley?
3fd97d No.647591
>>639518
>1 Corinthians 11:14
If I recall correctly Samson had long hair right? Samson may not be the most moral person being a pussy hound but he was blessed by god right? IS there context that is missing for this passage? not the most bible verse person but I do look up brief summaries of the bible
3376af No.647731
I would say he clearly didn't read the bible
a6b727 No.647741
>>647731
This is one of those time in which I regrett not screencapping it but yes, he actually did admit this in his comment sections before.
3376af No.647766
>>638158
His HEAD and his hairs were white.
This guy's head is brown..?
<This is White
Only his feet was brass..
3376af No.647767
Oops forgot to add picture
e410b0 No.647825
>>647436
Paganism is not a religion as much as new age yoga is.
The people compiling and writing the tales down didn't actually believe in the deities, maybe the lower classes did somewhat but not the church heads.
Paganism is atheism and it has always been.
0bc7da No.658041
>>639485
>>639555 (Checked)
This guy looks like he could be a /v/ user, tbqh.
ca6436 No.658076
"Make me, and try not to use a gun or knives"
06d5fc No.658353
>>636851
>his gods are inherently relativistic
wow, those're some fast gods
5771f4 No.658371
>>636814
I punch him in the face.
Then confess later at mass.
aa60a7 No.658373
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>>658371
ANON WATCH OUT, HE HAS SOME MOVES UP HIS SLEEVE!
f1cad7 No.658433
>>639518
>>640024
Don't forget Numbers 6:1-8
>1 The Lord said to Moses, 2 “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘If a man or woman wants to make a special vow, a vow of dedication to the Lord as a Nazirite, 3 they must abstain from wine and other fermented drink and must not drink vinegar made from wine or other fermented drink. They must not drink grape juice or eat grapes or raisins. 4 As long as they remain under their Nazirite vow, they must not eat anything that comes from the grapevine, not even the seeds or skins.
>5 “‘During the entire period of their Nazirite vow, no razor may be used on their head. They must be holy until the period of their dedication to the Lord is over; they must let their hair grow long.
>6 “‘Throughout the period of their dedication to the Lord, the Nazirite must not go near a dead body. 7 Even if their own father or mother or brother or sister dies, they must not make themselves ceremonially unclean on account of them, because the symbol of their dedication to God is on their head. 8 Throughout the period of their dedication, they are consecrated to the Lord.
It is true what Paul said that men should have short hair in general, but if one is on a particularly holy journey, growing of one's hair may be justified. I'm not saying that Christ did have long hair, but I would not be shocked or confused if he did.
>>647591
Remember that not everything within the Bible is being advocated by God. David had multiple wives, for instance, but he was still a holy man. But he also faced consequences for his lack of monogamy. Samson, too, was not free of serious consequences in his life. His long hair can either be explained by my point above, as a sign of his particular holiness, or in the absence of any kind of holy vow – which I don't think he explicitly took – his long hair may have been a sin that cost him in some ways.
0211a3 No.658436
>>658433
Orthodox clergy mostly keep their beards and hair untrimmed, particularly monks, following after the Apostles Paul and James.
fb45f7 No.658443
>>637010
As Constantine always said, if you can't beat em, join em!
7214c6 No.660424
>>636814
i'd say "how's living in a shack and being a living meme, you satanist?" and also mention how most of his gods were degenerate losers and that Wiccans are the true pagans for not taking their religion so damn seriously
ece142 No.660438
>>636814
Put the old man back on his bench and go ahead.
d38767 No.660446
>>639518
Wait wait so me having long hair is morally wrong? But that doesn't sound like christianity at all this is our natural bodies producing long hair and it isn't unhealthy as women have it? Am i sinning for having long hair? Also what is THE definition of long hair? What's the volume, length, thickness? How can you define hair?
6c8503 No.660520
>>636814
Don't care, keep walking, ideally pray for mercy for him later.
e0c2b0 No.661948
>>636884
Christmas trees are lit up every year in many places and cities, the cross would logically not be lit up in the same manner as a menorah is except by the KKK.
0b43ed No.661977
Even Jesus had a problem with Jews in his time. The church fathers warn against them. Gotta learn to separate the good from the shills. Most are shills so the good ones really stand out.
f9dc5e No.662067
>>636814
>who the winnie the pooh are you?
7ace76 No.662103
>>660446
You should keep your hair at shoulder length, I think. If it reaches your lower back that's pretty long and feminine.