/christian/ related stories

Email
Comment *
File	Select/drop/paste files here
Password	(Randomized for file and post deletion; you may also set your own.)
* = required field	[▶ Show post options & limits] Confused? See the FAQ.

Embed	(replaces files and can be used instead)
Options	Do not bump (you can also write sage in the email field) Spoiler images (this replaces the thumbnails of your images with question marks)
Allowed file types:jpg, jpeg, gif, png, webm, mp4, pdf Max filesize is 16 MB. Max image dimensions are 15000 x 15000. You may upload 5 per post.

File: a3fcf7da2c28d45⋯.png (46.66 KB, 200x200, 1:1, WOW.PNG)

/christian/ related stories Christanon 04/16/18 (Mon) 21:28:45 0b0322 No.635187

Tell whatever story you have

I'll start :

>Dogmatic theology lesson.

>Teacher is a neo-thomist priest.

>Young nun asks if it is not exaggerated to say we make "absolute choices" since our psyche tricks us.

>Teacher gets mad, doesn't answer the question.

>"So you say God doesn't furnish sufficient grace ?!"

>"You should believe the Church's teachings."

>Etc.

>Nun says she is just asking a question.

>Teacher continues.

>Nun starts to cry.

>tfw when you cheer up a cute crying nun saying : "it is nothing personal, he is just a retarded (yet respectable since he is priest) neo-thomist."

Christanon 04/16/18 (Mon) 21:31:52 6a7677 No.635188

File: 876fc53cee467a6⋯.jpg (17.85 KB, 224x225, 224:225, 1446706334654.jpg)

Christanon 04/16/18 (Mon) 21:34:33 7b4706 No.635190

>>635187

Today in: Things that never happened

>cute crying nun

t.Luther

Christanon 04/16/18 (Mon) 21:37:59 0b0322 No.635191

File: 50c534c851d1f18⋯.jpg (135.67 KB, 566x800, 283:400, 50c534c851d1f181be71ae4a8d….jpg)

>>635188

Only the reals can understand this bait.

Anyway, let's continue this green-text thread.

>>635190

Wut ? I'm not a protie, I just don't like neo-thomists.

Christanon 04/16/18 (Mon) 21:41:39 2d804f No.635192

File: 14532ae4cef6842⋯.jpeg (135.29 KB, 696x933, 232:311, DazfqTYVAAAx7nZ.jpg:large.jpeg)

>>635191

>Wut ? I'm not a protie, I just don't like neo-thomists.

BEGOME

Christanon 04/16/18 (Mon) 22:30:39 4374e4 No.635215

>>635192

You can still be Catholic without being a neo-thomist or Augustinian CF: master Eckhart for example. Though you will have to be in opposition against the ordinary magisterium of the Italian church

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 00:12:19 8aa58e No.635237

How does one address a nun anyway? Sister? Mother?

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 00:49:32 e4d8a4 No.635247

File: 1658d09dccff9a3⋯.gif (4.78 MB, 720x404, 180:101, roach gets bug sprayed.gif)

>7 years old

>first communion

>hear about how we're going to eat the "body of Christ"

>think this means that Jesus will actually feel me physically eat him

>feel afraid and can't do it, imagine Jesus groaning in pain when I eat him

>go to mom and tell her I don't want to hurt Jesus

>she has to calm me down about how he doesn't actually feel pain when you receive the Eucharist

>eventually go back and calm down

At least I had good intentions

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 03:13:12 11ed5a No.635275

>anime OP

anon I…

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 03:21:14 d795db No.635280

>>635237

Depends on their position. Normally, nuns are addressed as sister, just like monks are 'brother.' Only in special circumstances are they referred to as mother.

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 07:23:06 c39b70 No.635340

>>635275

>anon I…

You suck dick?

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 07:43:23 ca77b2 No.635346

>anime

>disorderly affection towards a sister

Kinda seeing a link between anime and perversion.

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 07:54:11 dbb732 No.635350

>be 15

>going to a non-denominational church because the preacher has been friends with my family for years

>preacher puts oil on my head as a part of some pseudo-pentecostal thing

>he puts a huge glob of it on

>it starts to drip down into my eye

>go to the bathroom to wash it off

>mom starts freaking out "saying you're not supposed to wash holy oil off!"

Going to that place was a weird experience. Non-denominational churches are either the most milquetoast, lukewarm churches you can imagine or borderline cults with really bizarre interpretations of scripture.

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 11:53:23 191b6d No.635410

>>635340

The irony of this coming from a cartoon poster

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 12:01:27 c67a8c No.635414

>>635350

My family accidentally went to a Pentecostal church once. Left halfway through the service when the gibbering started.

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 14:24:34 8b2581 No.635445

File: e0afd06c77460ea⋯.png (198.29 KB, 490x380, 49:38, e0afd06c77460ea798bb4d684b….png)

>>635247

Ahah, that's for this reason nuns told me before my first communion to not masticate, to respect him.

>>635346

>anti-anime shill

>see disordered affection everywhere because he project

Kinda seeing a link between puritanism and perversion.

>>635187

>Pascal tridium

>Holy friday

>You have to kiss the cross the priest is holding right in front of the autel

>People waiting in line

>Don't really see what they are doing

>Maybe I should have to kiss it

>My turn, panicked

>End up taking the cross with my two hands to kiss it with passion (just like you kiss a girl and take her head with force)

>You're not supposed to touch it

>The priest make noisy angry sound

>He have a microphone, I suppose everyone heard him

>Mfw

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 15:00:37 c0d76c No.635459

>>635445

Not all anime posters are unrepentant perverts, but there is a correlation. The last time I saw your reaction image posted on here, it was posted by a homo shitposter.

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 16:48:42 e051ad No.635490

>>635445

>saying puritanism unironically

also you just proved his point lol

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 17:48:54 a1fac5 No.635503

>>635192

Neo-Palamites are worse than Neo-Thomists.

>muh hesychasm is the response to literally everything

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 17:55:08 a1fac5 No.635506

>>635350

Are you sure that wasn't an Orthodox church?

>>635346

It might even be a pattern.

Really makes you think.

>>635445

Orthodox, right?

Once I did the orans posture at church. It's of Russian tradition. My priest looked at me like he wanted to stab me in the neck, and he scolded me after the liturgy ended… Doing the orans posture is something I had picked up in American churches though. You can bet I'm not doing that again.

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 18:10:58 a13c41 No.635509

>>635187

>be 7 year old me

>priest asks on easter "What do these eggs mean"

>go full brainlet and say "it means the yolk"

>priest laughs at me

i didn't know anything about theology at that time so uhh

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 18:13:40 1be59c No.635510

File: 72f8fe2bc0c6b12⋯.jpg (140.29 KB, 664x498, 4:3, fc312672175941729c32bdddcf….jpg)

>women asking me and some other altair server "let me in the sanctuary, I need to talk to a priest".

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 20:24:18 454951 No.635581

>>635509

Damn, I bet some sunday school teacher testimonies are quite funny.

Christanon 04/17/18 (Tue) 20:52:55 8b2581 No.635589

File: 09467aa36a10a0d⋯.jpg (147.85 KB, 600x582, 100:97, 1519843224734.jpg)

>>635459

Maybe because you just have to type "anime nun" on google to find this image.

Shills and trolls gets you so easily.

>>635490

MY AFFECTIONS WERE PURE TOWARD THE CROSS !

and u proved my point

>>635506

No I'm catholic, indeed, the oran posture looks very modernist or charismatic for catholics. At least in my country.

Christanon 04/18/18 (Wed) 00:09:35 e051ad No.635663

>>635589

There was no point you had. You also sound a little on the slow side..

Christanon 04/18/18 (Wed) 00:29:13 a525e0 No.635675

>>635445

>Masticate

10/10 bait. Made me chuckle.

Christanon 04/18/18 (Wed) 01:17:44 8aa58e No.635711

>>635445

>>End up taking the cross with my two hands to kiss it with passion (just like you kiss a girl and take her head with force)

I really wish I'd been able to see this, it would have made my life.

Christanon 04/18/18 (Wed) 02:01:59 8b2581 No.635742

>>635663

>There was no point you had

This was the point : "see disordered affection everywhere because he project"

Your dishonesty won't hide your defeat, friend.

And insults will get you nowhere..

Christanon 04/18/18 (Wed) 11:37:22 c0d76c No.635893

>>635589

> Maybe because you just have to type "anime nun" on google to find this image.

No I didn’t mean your OP image, I meant your reaction image in this >>635445 post. Not that it really matters. My only point was that a large number of anime girl posters on this board are perverts. That doesn’t mean YOU are a pervert, you might be living a very virtuous life. But you do share an interest in anime with any number of freakazoids.

Christanon 04/18/18 (Wed) 12:49:53 919088 No.635903

>>635893

Don't let some shill spamming fool you. Also ok for this one I think I have took her on /Christian/, maybe even from the poster you are talking about.

It's coming from a show where the main character is a NEET. That's why it's popular in some strange communities.