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367675 No.633845

https://youtu.be/5GjCRWeG_AQ

You hear me goy… I-I mean "guy" if you believe *BURP* in g-God you can't criticize c-communism. GOD IS A SOCIALIST COMMUNIST WUBA LA DUB DUB

cf6b0b No.633847

File: cb59dff3e090b87⋯.jpg (65.81 KB, 750x500, 3:2, bestillcover.jpg)

>>633845

Das rite, comrade! ChristCom gang represent! Anyone that disagrees with us is probably a j*o and deserves to have their food taken away!


865a97 No.633851

File: 48ea31b367e05ea⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1904x1072, 119:67, 1523126454487.png)

>>633845

Uhm? why do you quote rick and morty?


367675 No.633856

>>633851

To me, everything that an atheist says is a Rick and Morty quote.


367675 No.633859

>>633847

Are those Philippines communists?


cf6b0b No.633900

>>633859

>>633859

Anyone that calls themselves Christian are communists, they just dont even know it.

GANG

GANG

CHRISTCOM GANG

SAVING YOUR ASS WITH A BIG LOUD BANG


b25520 No.633919

File: 3c0e9dd774b9f68⋯.png (1.99 MB, 1200x798, 200:133, 95489.png)

>>633845

Is this guy still relevant?

I swear atheist """"humor"""" is extremely tiring and boring


5da793 No.633922

>>633845

A great video like always proving the christian afterlife is simply bullshit

(USER WAS WARNED FOR RULE 4)

ff6cbb No.633932

>>633922

I believe Christians aren't active in this board. They would rather answer threads asking how to get a Christian anime waifu or if fapping is a sin than refute why their religion is no different than communism.


3afe36 No.633934

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


3afe36 No.633937

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.


5da793 No.633938

>>633932

they are traditionalists but don't realize that the irrationality of traditionalism killed christianity, they failed to evolve into a more philosophical and deep-thinking faith like the jews did


2c2ebf No.633940

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>>633932

>>633922

Itt, people who come on boards they don't believe in.


04a354 No.633943

>>633938

Who are you talking about?


04a354 No.633944

>>633940

Ok keep answering those obvious shitpost discussion threads. I will wait for those who want to be challenged in their beliefs.


2c2ebf No.633946

>>633944

Challenge who?


23ff89 No.633954

>>633944

Why don't you go to one of the comparative religions boards like >>>/rel/?


cf6b0b No.633955

File: e886e1b4cfa939d⋯.png (41.25 KB, 240x273, 80:91, 1478949622092.png)

>>633938

>traditionalism killed Christianity, not progressive """tolerance"""

>it was traditionalism that allowed the sodomites to become clergymen

>it was traditionalism that allows violent mooselimbs into the country by the droves

>it was traditionalism that fractured Christianity into thousands of pieces

>it was traditionalism that allowed Vatican 2

>stoopid traditionalists


b25520 No.633956

File: e0c1b55766297a3⋯.webm (1.07 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Quotstop_being_such_a_pus….webm)

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File: 801f6ff8fb43fb5⋯.jpg (23.04 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

>>633938

>more philosophical and deep-thinking faith like the jews did

I kek'd a little


d27fff No.633960

File: 3feb6d316c7315c⋯.jpeg (852.91 KB, 1894x2048, 947:1024, 00c5d06fe72232cd54439975f….jpeg)

>>633845

Heaven isn't a place of immeasurable pleasure, it's a place of continued instruction. It is certainly better than our world, but I don't see any reason to think everyone will just be happy all the time. And also, in the video it mentions how everything is free and equal in Heaven, when The Bible actually says "He who is least in the kingdom of Heaven is greater than he who is greatest in Hell" which implies that there will be someone who is 'the least' in Heaven therefore not equal.

>not everyone is going to Heaven so God sucks

Tough shit faggot

>rapey uncle Mike repented right before he died so he went to Heaven

I hate to be that guy but salvation is from faith, not works. God judges you on what is in your heart and soul not on repeating mantras or playing lawyer with scripture.

>God created us just to give him compliments

An exact reason for God to create humanity is never specified, but many times in the scriptures the relationship between God and his followers is likened to the relation ship between a father and his children.

On a side note, 'living your life to the fullest' will often times end 'the only life you have' quite early.


0fb135 No.633966

>>633944

Have you ever considered the possibility that, just maybe, many people who have found themselves on this imageboard struggle with these issues?

>Struggling with relationships and marriage in the modern age of degeneracy and retreating into fiction as a way to cope

>Not being sure if masturbation is sinful because many liberal churches explicitly teach that it's not and are genuinely caught between what they've been told and what Scripture teaches

These sound like perfectly reasonable problems to me.


8bf911 No.633983

>>633960

This anon right here finally delivered an answer. Thanks.


8bf911 No.633984

>>633966

That seems reasonable.


6ba8ce No.634002

>>633938

>>633922

>HURR CHRISTIANITY IS SO BACKWARDS. ITS 2018 GUYS, THEY SHOULD QUOTE MARVEL MOVIES, SMOKE WEED, VAPE, aND RECOGNIZE OVER 50 GENDERS/SEXUALITIES. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN

Yeah, no. You missing the point of Christianity if you want a 24/7 Coachella out of it. Traditionalism isn't worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire. It's about keeping the good values that assist you in the long run.


d9988f No.634077

I'll wait till deflating atheism or one of his friends makes a response.


52b847 No.634173

>>633960

What "good soul and heart" wouldn't do something for God in this life?

The n year old excuse for laziness, if you ask me.


f1a828 No.634536

File: cb5b0060b7fea1c⋯.gif (297.11 KB, 277x326, 277:326, cb5.gif)

>>633845

OP. are you implying that the DarkMatter dude is a (((Ashkenazi))) all along? Also, why are all of his videos look total ass? Can that guy put more effort in making good animation?

>>633851

>>633856

If atheists sound like they are quoting rick and morty, does that make whatever christian say something it's sound like they're quoting Xavier Renegade Angel?


de85e4 No.634556

>>633845

You'd think after all these years his animation would look better as time went on.


271c35 No.634564

File: 2b580b0e0e6f19c⋯.png (214.66 KB, 680x447, 680:447, 1506662383390.png)

>it's another The Amazing Banana man tier "humor" cartoon filled to the brim with strawmen

Yes, I'm sure that communism, a government that bans religion every time is very Christian




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