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The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

File: 1f48f22b552c7d8⋯.jpg (315.15 KB, 1024x689, 1024:689, Athos.jpg)

8939ec No.632817

http://archive.is/vGODh

>They wear identical floor-length black gowns and are not permitted to shave — the style of dress favoured by zealots everywhere. And guess what? This state is in western Europe.

> It is easier to visit and-travel around Iran or North Korea than it is Mt Athos.

>Mt Athos is part of the EU — but there is no freedom of movement or equality of the sexes here.

>Personal expression is frowned upon.

>Doubt or questioning is discouraged.

>(EU & UNESCO Grants)Such huge grants could not be justified given that access is so limited and entry is forbidden to women

>Does the EU know and approve of the price that Mt Athos is paying in return for Russian money?

http://archive.li/zxdm8

>tl;dr A Scottish Presbyterian pretends to be Anglican and constantly bitches about the customs of the monks, and the way he is treated by the monks.

ebc3e7 No.632825

File: 036b46a1a01a6fa⋯.jpg (6.83 KB, 212x250, 106:125, d28.jpg)

>Greece

>Western Europe


87f2c9 No.632826

>>632817

So basically progressives ruin everything.


7fbb5f No.632827

>>632817

>A Scottish Presbyterian pretends to be Anglican

What business of this is his?


8939ec No.632829

>>632827

I did have a good laugh at the monk getting him in a headlock.


c51acd No.632830

File: e42aef7e0c489e0⋯.png (199.58 KB, 356x256, 89:64, e42aef7e0c489e0c34a220dd1b….png)

>inb4 EU stops giving grants until monks stop acting like bigoted shitlords


3e18a3 No.632833

File: c88cbf5c553bd8b⋯.jpg (31.84 KB, 596x650, 298:325, Monk.jpg)

>You'll never be given a headlock by a friendly monk


33580d No.632836

>>632817

What part of the word "monastery" they did not bloody understand.


b727fc No.632837

Just like mods allowing t..i mean femaels on the mod clique team


238ac3 No.632838

File: 0eb9f0af0915373⋯.png (248.96 KB, 340x314, 170:157, 0eb9f0af0915373e86a15c07d5….png)

>>632817

>In a hut deep in the chestnut woods, an old Greek monk with a tangled beard and thick and grubby spectacles tells me to hold still. “I’ve got a test for you,” he says, placing his hands on my head. Then, with no warning and a sharp twist, I’m in a headlock. My neck cracks. I yelp and he lets go with a howl before falling about in gleeful laughter at the success of his joke. In a corner of the room, with a puzzled smile and a raised eyebrow, his Russian novice looks on quietly.

>the Church of England now enjoys good ecumenical relations with the Patriarch of Constantinople.


d1ee9f No.632855

>>632826

It's what they do.


f46569 No.632859

File: 5d7ae54a5ba56f3⋯.png (239.42 KB, 400x400, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

hahaahahahahahhaa


8939ec No.632862

>and we non-believers have our smug certainties

In looking the second article back over, I actually think the author was an atheist. The monk should have snapped his head all the way off.


238ac3 No.632953

File: 055619081f83ccc⋯.jpg (196.69 KB, 607x608, 607:608, e96.jpg)

>>632862

It's crappy, alright, but it had to be done.


743390 No.632957

>Does the EU know and approve of the price that Mt Athos is paying in return for Russian money?

This is a serious issue right now, not just ecclesiastically but politically.

Even going a bit beyond the "le ebul russian gommies" meme which has been reheated recently, the Russian church is trying pretty hard to muscle in on Mt Athos and perhaps even to co-opt it for political leverage.

Back in the early part of the 20th century (I think) Tsar Nicholas II asked if it would be OK to send some monks down there to represent both Russian Orthodxy and the "Third Rome" which was accepted by Athos. The Russian monks built a monastery called St Joseph's and lived there for a while, until it turned out that the Russian monks were naval officers who were casing the joint for geopolitical intel and basically spying on the area, so they were kicked out and St Joseph's was given to other monks to use. However Patriarch Kirill, with Putin's support, now demand that Athos give the monastery back to the Russians are rightful clay, and there is a low-key ongoing feud between both the Athos monks, the Russian Church and also the Russian and Greek Governments at large over this issue.


3095ef No.632962

tbh when you think about it monasticism is really unbiblical and pagan


743390 No.632967

>>632962

>Elijah and St John the Baptist are pagan and unbiblical


aeff60 No.632989

>>632817

The Orthodox, meanwhile, are obsessed with the dull minutiae of ritual and doctrine

>Yeah, winnie the pooh actually having beliefs and following them and caring about them and shit you stupid backwards Orthodox and be like us and embrace secularism

winnie the pooh secularists and modernists.


aeff60 No.632992

>>632862

>The monk should have snapped his head all the way off.

he should have tied up and cast into the sea


743390 No.632998

I did a little digging on the Scottish faggot after his piece angered me the way he went full burger-tourist mode in one of the holiest sites in Christendom.

Surprise, he's a typical left wing priss with zero tact and lives in his own Oxford echo chamber. Look at what he tweeted to LSE after they ran an article by some right- winger.

https://twitter.com/camfraser/status/972863558424911872

tl:dr

>Only people who study politics at liberal universities should be able to comment on politics, not right-wing plebs who fearmonger!

<btw here's an article on Mt Athos which I wrote despite treating the place like my own ecumenical parish kirk and with zero back ground in theology


c3e37c No.632999


5f51d2 No.633000

File: 2b4978ff501affd⋯.gif (3.89 MB, 200x200, 1:1, 2b4978ff501affdbf359b73eb2….gif)

>>632962

>tbh when you think about it monasticism is really unbiblical and pagan


aeff60 No.633003

>>632962

>t.modernist


580538 No.633009

File: 9869ab196a71a91⋯.jpg (205.12 KB, 776x1054, 388:527, 1512431300837.jpg)

>>632957

>tfw russian orthodox and mt. athos doesn't like you

this is hearbreaking, i really want to visit it…


7be82b No.633010

File: b355753948cb7fe⋯.gif (351.63 KB, 500x300, 5:3, laughingmanlet.gif)

>>632817

>Many Russians visit and quite a number work here, but I found that people-avoided questions about the role of Russia on Mt Athos. Something deeper and more sinister seems to be at work. Maybe Russia is using Mt Athos as a listening post or centre for intelligence gathering located well behind Nato’s front line; we noticed a number of sophisticated looking antennae and dish arrays.


a3887e No.633019

ANGLICANS HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITHOUT FAKE ANGLICANS TYVM


3e18a3 No.633021


d5a894 No.633023

That first article reads like it was written by a child, the second like a well-read teenager in the midst of his rebellion. His name is Constantine, he needs to BEGOME!

>>632953

Marvelous!


743390 No.633034

>Google search Mt Athos

>3 out of 9 search results on page 1 are asking why women aren't allowed on the Island

winnie the pooh women, why can they just not take a telling? NO! Not everywhere wants or even needs to put up with your shit. winnie the pooh off.

Sorry for the anger, please pray for me, brothers.


f46569 No.633045

>>633009

not true, there's tons of russians there. just watch the cbs documentary


f46569 No.633047

File: 5a0e354b1ae4628⋯.png (683.47 KB, 848x638, 424:319, ClipboardImage.png)

>>633034

the only woman allowed on the island is the theotokos


419839 No.633061

File: ebd41e5ec4efd08⋯.png (44.65 KB, 138x196, 69:98, memes 200.png)

>>633034

truth be told theirs no biblical reason to not allow them, but I understand.


7fbb5f No.633282

>>633034

>winnie the pooh women

Is this a new word filter? winnie the pooh testing


7a39ec No.633313

>>633034

>>633282

>winnie the pooh women

I love this board and Jesus loves you!


74d941 No.633314

>>633282

winnie the pooh is pretty wholesome, also remember pooh did keep a 12 gauge on hand


803e6b No.633325

>>633061

Try be a hermit around women.


04455f No.633916

What is a Winnie the Pooh woman? I am out of the loop. Please post a link to Wikipedia.


1c78c0 No.633917

>>633916

Type the f-bomb and you will see. No wikipedia nesscary


a4b239 No.634263

>>632838

>>the Church of England now enjoys good ecumenical relations with the Patriarch of Constantinople.

Perhaps it's only the Realignment church (the Anglican church is in the middle of a schism between the Lesbians and the Traditionalists).


752749 No.634269

>>632962

>leave everything and follow me is satanic

really makes u think…


a556b5 No.634288

>>633034

>winnie the pooh women

What?


a556b5 No.634290

winnie the pooh


8f21f5 No.634304

File: e36f9045e7e9bc0⋯.png (123.33 KB, 500x375, 4:3, the-orthodox-church-stays-….png)

>>632817

Sorry for nothing.


238ac3 No.634311

>>633282

What does it filter to winnie the pooh?

>>634263

>the Anglican church is in the middle of a schism between the Lesbians and the Traditionalists

I laughed at the lesbian part ayyy.


a556b5 No.634312

>>634311

F-bomb. Yes I am serious.


a4b239 No.634392

>>634311

>I laughed at the lesbian part ayyy.

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/10/05/worlds-first-lesbian-bishop-calls-church-remove-crosses-install-muslim-prayer-space/

>World’s First Lesbian Bishop Calls for Church to Remove Crosses, to Install Muslim Prayer Space


998752 No.634414

>>634392

I just don't get this. Why do these homosexuals and other progressives come into the church and destroy everything to the point it no longer resembles a church? I mean that is a lot of money to go to seminary and what not, just to undermine the church.


9bbd19 No.634418

File: 847d28d8d0c5506⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 18.77 KB, 259x194, 259:194, images (1).jpg)

>>634414

Because they are sodomites. All they do is pervert all that is good. This is what they deserve for falling for the (((progressive tolerance))) meme. It is a problem and the only solution is Leviticus 20:13

pic related


d4d9c4 No.634764

File: 5331555ba23454b⋯.jpg (144.31 KB, 1910x1000, 191:100, Turtle face Jew Glasses.jpg)

>>632817

>Scottish

Wrang. (((He's))) no Scottish, lad.


998752 No.634767

File: 4ea14f760c0086f⋯.jpg (9.24 KB, 200x200, 1:1, (((Yikes, Kikes))).jpg)

>>634764

I think you're right. Here is profile shot from Linkedin account.


aaeb63 No.634769

>>632817

>entry is forbidden to women

What if I'm a trap?


d5a894 No.634775

>>634769

Extra forbidden, to the point that you must leave this board.


aaeb63 No.634777

>>634775

I was asking for a friend


4c178c No.634778

File: db017bf80e572ff⋯.jpg (28.56 KB, 300x162, 50:27, AbUWe1d.jpg)

>>634777

REPENT


803e6b No.634779

>>634769

You have more serious problems to be occupied with like struggling with suicide and stuff.


ea4d56 No.634788

File: 289920559ca52a1⋯.gif (745.5 KB, 220x226, 110:113, tenor.gif)

>>634777

>being friends with sodomites


22e3c8 No.634810

>>634769

>>634777

Come back when you're done being a sodomite


4b738c No.639265

>>632817

God, the way that article is phrased

>Doubt and questioning discouraged

No shit, it's not your home!


b5d18d No.639277

>>632825

When they need to bash you for being unprogressive, you become an honorary white western european.

It works on Greeks, Mexicans and Italians when needed.


8ca575 No.639341

>>633314

>Pooh did keep a 12 gauge on hand

Really? source?


61ad7b No.639351

File: 131c47c5fa7595d⋯.jpg (38.18 KB, 296x550, 148:275, c1c6857320adaf183f91fea683….jpg)

Is there such a thing as a man who is beyond redemption? Is it possible for a man's nature to become so twisted that the possibility of redemption may well be near non-existent?


fa60f7 No.639355

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

58f531 No.639360

File: 3c19664d03165ef⋯.jpg (30.11 KB, 474x355, 474:355, swh.jpg)


f8cc8b No.639382

File: c1fbea18fcf14d7⋯.png (17.29 KB, 800x803, 800:803, 1201b7d055551bf02733469f7e….png)


aeff60 No.639397

File: 570f2a90c0ba854⋯.jpg (73.95 KB, 1024x566, 512:283, DaJQJ2NU8AA_gZN.jpg)

>>639341

Granted I think its drawn as a cork gun but still


5a0ba8 No.639431

File: e76d9a4ec338753⋯.webm (2.53 MB, 320x240, 4:3, mr cage laughing.webm)

>“The Panayia—the Virgin Mary—she loves Greece,” a hirsute and impressively musky-smelling pilgrim called Aris assures me as we disembark from the ferry and pile onto a bus. “That’s why she protects us from the Americans and the Turks!”

<my_sides.jpg

>Every credo has its own sin of excess: Catholics wallow in guilt, orthodox Sunnis tend to over-literalism, and we non-believers have our smug certainties.

<be passive-aggressive through the entire article

<wonder why you get called smug

>We find ourselves exiled from the Koutloumousiou monastery refectory where the faithful are treated to formative mealtime readings, and confined to the narthex during services. “Do Anglicans believe in Christ?” asks one puzzled fellow pilgrim as we exit the little church.

<good question

Also:

>deny allegiance to a church because you are afraid that rabid monks with scourge you with prayers beads


22b0f4 No.639438

File: 6fc1429586c9dec⋯.jpg (42.31 KB, 580x417, 580:417, 1408176901905.jpg)

>>633034

>The f-word is now filtered to "winnie the pooh"

I love this place.


5daa20 No.639562

>Scottish Presbyterian

>"we unbelievers"

classic


77d6df No.639563

>>632962

You see? YOU SEE?! The kids do listen to Baptism!


5d471c No.643164

>>632838

>basically link below but even more of a pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgPCMw3S3mA


cae394 No.643208

>>633061

Ever heard of the Temple? And that there was court for women there? And that it was not at the closest to the tabernacle?


857e24 No.643565

File: 134a0159750babf⋯.png (52.02 KB, 524x452, 131:113, the-anglican-communion.png)

>>632825

kek

>>632829

Why is this?

>>632817

>When Progressives fedoras visit Mount Athos

Why do they even bother when they KNOW all this in advance? a.k.a. this >>632836

>pretends to be Anglican

No, it's okay, you can say they lied through their winniethepoohing teeth to get into the place.

Also is it illegal for non-apostolics to visit? So I, a calvin-evengellybean protty would have to begome before I could visit my brethren? That makes me a sad panda, I'll have you know, but I guess I'll cope.

>>634263

AHEM!!

(pic related)


3e0a78 No.643588

>>632817

What would you expect from one who is out of the Socialist Scotland? The Kirk of Scotland has become lost and they follow the hag Nicola Sturgeon the First Minister of Scotland (Priomh Mhinistear na h-Alba - Scottish Gaelic). She is the same as Angela Merkel, Theresa May and the looser Hillary Rodman Clinton all four of them have never had children and never will.

This American has been there we met with them, it was very educational and I respect them. We were given a tour of the place where they showed us their Holy Books and their Holy Relics. They also feed us lunch then we were blessed by their leader they also served us Ouzo during lunch. Greece was the first place I ever ate octopus, squid and the best rice pudding I have ever had. This one fell in love with Ouzo very good liquor.

I’m a Christian of the Protestant faith not a member of the Greek Orthodox Church. This one also is of Scottish DNA… family left there in the 1650s sent to the Virginia Colony by the British as punishment for being Highlanders of Scotland. Proud to say this one is still 100% European DNA and 0% non-European DNA.

We flew to Northern Greece on a military exercise with the British Army with other NATO members. We were along the northern border of Greece and we did get some down time while there. Some of us went to Mount Athos at the invitation of the Greek Military the Protos of the Church. I was stationed in Kaiserslautern, Germany with the 56th S & S BN as their Unit Supply Clerk.

While there we also went to Thessaloniki on a tour. The city was named after Alexander the Great half sister Princess Thessalonike of Macedon.


857e24 No.643599

>>643588

>all four of them have never had children and never will

Chelsea Clinton might have something to say about that

>This one fell in love with Ouzo very good liquor.

Ouzo was my go-to alcoholic beverage for a good many years, too.


a3ae8f No.643638

>>632962

Non-Monasticism is unchristian.


994d41 No.643648

>>639351

They are called reprobates. Like pharaoh of egypt during Exodus or millitant fedoras.


3e0a78 No.643674

>>643599

Chelsea isn't a Clinton or the child of Hillary her father is Webster Hubbell and her mother was that old jennet (female donkey) which Webster got together with behind the barn many times in Arkansas.

Chelsea is the same as those two supposedly daughters of the fool Obama and his man/wife Mike.


6dad3f No.647197

>>634392

>seamen church




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