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Neet Monks Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 18:25:25 d0e938 No.612178

Has anyone ever witness this sentiment:

"I can't talk to women so I will become a monk"

Pic Related.

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 18:32:47 84a56d No.612183

>is fast food protestant

lel

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 18:39:07 2ce038 No.612185

>>612178

Maybe if they were already Christian? I think your average tfw no gf poster is complaining precisely because they WANT one more than anything, not because they’re looking for alternatives

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 18:55:46 d13d1f No.612192

File: 301df7c4607ec7e⋯.png (360.9 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Z7HeRxU.png)

>>612178

>pic related

The comparison is shit, it's two different things. While some LARP, or don't really understand doctrine,… it doesn't necessarly exclude themself.

Saged for attacking christ-chan

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 18:59:49 072ac6 No.612193

>>612178

Freelance autist dindu nuffin wrong

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 19:00:03 a044fe No.612195

File: e24d91a3a671491⋯.png (1.1 MB, 741x1112, 741:1112, unknown.png)

To be honest, the picture that >>612178

posted contains alot of truth.

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 19:29:59 9c72ed No.612207

>>612178

With some, but I don't believe many, or any, will do it. Becoming a monk is running towards Christ in love, not away from your problems in the world. If that is your motivation then you'll surely fail.

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 19:40:29 119520 No.612211

>>612178

That picture gave me cancer.

It's like every single stupid complaint I've seen about board culture here compressed into a single image. Memes do not reflect on IRL Christian life.

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 20:01:14 3f6aea No.612225

File: 7413ff74a0291d0⋯.jpg (67.4 KB, 850x480, 85:48, jesus_facepalm.jpg)

>>612178

>that picture

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 20:08:31 900778 No.612230

Whoah. I doth declare the pic in OP "infographic of the year"

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 20:10:45 900778 No.612232

>>612185

I think he is saying a lot just choose the monastery out of failure with females rather than for a genuine pursuit of God (in which they are right). It's like they're giving up. You should never choose a vocation like that.

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 20:31:26 30de6a No.612238

File: 1d0ba21493183da⋯.webm (1.44 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Anderson.webm)

>>612178

That picture makes a couple good points but it's a bit inaccurate.

>Social media

Probably something you should cut down, lest Faceberg spread more degeneracy.

>Podcasts

It depends on the podcast tbh.

I recognize Rome is Burning & CF in there but I don't recognize the others.

RiB is OK, maybe a bit dumb at times but whatever.

If you take what CF says with a grain of salt, it's OK in moderation.

>DEUS VULT

>Crusaders

>Fringe political ideologies

I see /pol/ has been making waves.

>Memes

Eh, just don't center your life around them.

>"I am afraid to talk to women, therefor, I will join a monastery"

Lel

>"Shitposter for Christ"

I… I'm gonna need sauce on this.

Just… Wow.

>Anime

AGREED

CHRIST-CHAN ISN'T ANIME THO

>Steven Anderson

Pic related

>Swearing

Is swearing a sin?

Serious question.

>"Blond wheatfield girl"

>Next to a brunette

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 20:37:04 c0eba2 No.612242

I'm 99% sure the autists who dont like that pic are triggered by the video games one. That's pure truth. If you play video games, instantly the bottom of the dating barrel

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 20:54:29 79eb04 No.612245

File: 73ef37591ab5867⋯.jpg (62.17 KB, 210x330, 7:11, 103485428.jpg)

>all the butthurt ITT because of the truth in OP's image

Really enlightens the old Aeons.

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 21:14:11 e1d0c5 No.612251

File: fc7edfb38b149da⋯.gif (159.68 KB, 320x240, 4:3, fc7edfb38b149da29e39686897….gif)

That picture is hilariously and unfortunately dead on.

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 22:27:50 e205e9 No.612278

>>612238

You've got to post sauce on that .webm. Come on, man.

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 22:35:52 b7f0d0 No.612282

File: 6de5842926a3883⋯.png (158.85 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 6de5842926a38831ed026d18b3….png)

>Traditioninaction

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 22:37:57 f36942 No.612283

>>612178

If my life doesn't improve in the next years I'll begome a real monk.

And I'm not even memeing.

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 22:51:55 30de6a No.612287

>>612283

Becoming a monk before being properly prepared can lead to prelest, anon.

Consult a priest before joining a convent.

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 22:52:23 30de6a No.612288

>>612278

I just found it in the Webm thread from a while back, sorry.

Christanon 03/02/18 (Fri) 23:26:09 f36942 No.612298

>>612287

Do not worry anon, is not something I want to improvise about.

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 08:43:32 792c38 No.612520

>>612242

Get over yourself vidya is fine if its balanced. Women like me and I like the image and agree with it btw

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 08:51:09 8b4a53 No.612524

No, usually for me was “can’t talk to women, I’ll give a try to men.”; now I changed my ways, but women still scare me.

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 09:20:51 f988e6 No.612537

>>612283

Better start to get your prayer life settled around canonical hours then.

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 09:23:55 8cbf50 No.612539

pure cancer

t. catholic

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 13:59:32 54065b No.612625

>>612178

>I study Church Fathers, therefore I'm a better Christian than you

hmmm

Christanon 03/03/18 (Sat) 14:39:09 d86485 No.612633

>>612242

>>>/Reddit/

Ebin fedora post, fellow Redditor

Christanon 03/05/18 (Mon) 06:56:31 44569f No.613659

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>612278

great sermon tbh

Christanon 03/05/18 (Mon) 07:35:04 2bc280 No.613665

>>612232

why not?

Christanon 03/05/18 (Mon) 07:55:01 8144dc No.613669

>>612178

>Social Media

Yes

>Common filth

Only until he deleted most of his videos

>anime

Yes, but I'm aware of the degenerate nature of most it, and realize what happens if you get too involved in the perverted "culture".

>Pastor Anderson

He has some good videos, tbh

No to the rest, but it's pretty accurate to most "christians" I've met online. At least the ones that come from Chans. It just needs "Converts to islam/paganism/etc after growing bored of 'x' meme denomination."

>>612238

>I recognize Rome is Burning & CF in there but I don't recognize the others.

one is that queer Jordan Peterson, I don't know about the other one.

>I… I'm gonna need sauce on this. Just… Wow.

@FreelanceAutist is their account. Part of "irony twitter", looks like.

Christanon 03/05/18 (Mon) 08:55:27 7814ad No.613679

>>613669

The forth one is Mysterium Fasces

I liked it in the past, then I grew out of that stuff.

But at least the channel exposed me to a beautiful Greek Orthodox song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T-iWh4dG64

Christanon 03/05/18 (Mon) 09:34:32 3ad813 No.613689

>>612195

But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as authentic Christian theology? Ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Luther!

Christanon 03/05/18 (Mon) 09:51:54 62d2a1 No.613695

>>613659

I watched the whole thing and I never saw the scene from the .webm of the Pastor doing that evasive side-dash before finally throwing his whole body backwards. Why did you post this? I know of the Christian stance on homosexuality. I just wanted to see the Pastor do those funny things.

Christanon 03/05/18 (Mon) 12:21:25 a044fe No.613728

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>>613689

>not teaching your hamburger Sola Scriptura

>not teaching predestination to your fries. They were since the beginning to destine into my belly.

Christanon 03/05/18 (Mon) 12:48:35 30de6a No.613731

>>612178

OP, thank for this image.

While I don't agree on every point, it has shown me room for improvement.

Christanon 03/05/18 (Mon) 18:02:21 9d5753 No.613861

File: 5ca87a5ceb747da⋯.jpg (260.22 KB, 570x558, 95:93, 5ca.jpg)

>>612178

>Is fast food protestant

Christanon 03/06/18 (Tue) 02:17:05 44569f No.614124

>>613695

It's from that sermon, I know for sure. But the original got taken down, now there are only excerpts like the one I posted and that's the longest one.

Christanon 03/06/18 (Tue) 02:35:44 44569f No.614151

File: 3d338c656ed68fd⋯.png (933.92 KB, 683x683, 1:1, 26870364_1738602189518323_….png)

>>613695

found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXNnA6YW2A

it's at 52:00

enjoy

Christanon 03/06/18 (Tue) 07:09:54 efff8d No.614231

>>612178

Rome is Burning is a shitty podcast, it's like 6 guys talking over each other for 80 minutes. A waste of time