Preface: I am Judeo-Christian (traditional reform)
>get pocket bible for free from a donator at goodwill where I volunteer
>want to wash it it seemed to be printed from the same material as receipt paper, which has large amounts of estrogen that you can absorb through skin but unsure about how to properly wash it
>can't find any sources
>decide to just do a ritual/blessing myself
>retrieve kosher salt
>consecrate it
>have kosher grape juice ("wine") which I figure is more pure than tap water and may give it a pleasant spell
>read hebrew blessing of wine
>mix with comsecrated salt, making holy water-"wine"
>read aloud psalm 103
>seal it with bible in glass tupperware
>submerge in hot water to pressurize it
>take out of hot water after a few minutes, unseal
>wine seems to have almost absorbed the entire volume of liquid
>it smells strangely like actual alcoholic wine
>reseal and submerge
>wait 77 minutes to take out
>currently is drying on my desk, turned to psalm 103
How sacrilige is this?