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7c3751 No.606929

Preface: I am Judeo-Christian (traditional reform)

>get pocket bible for free from a donator at goodwill where I volunteer

>want to wash it it seemed to be printed from the same material as receipt paper, which has large amounts of estrogen that you can absorb through skin but unsure about how to properly wash it

>can't find any sources

>decide to just do a ritual/blessing myself

>retrieve kosher salt

>consecrate it

>have kosher grape juice ("wine") which I figure is more pure than tap water and may give it a pleasant spell

>read hebrew blessing of wine

>mix with comsecrated salt, making holy water-"wine"

>read aloud psalm 103

>seal it with bible in glass tupperware

>submerge in hot water to pressurize it

>take out of hot water after a few minutes, unseal

>wine seems to have almost absorbed the entire volume of liquid

>it smells strangely like actual alcoholic wine

>reseal and submerge

>wait 77 minutes to take out

>currently is drying on my desk, turned to psalm 103

How sacrilige is this?

7c3751 No.606930

>>606929

>wine seems to have almost absorbed the entire volume of liquid

I meant the bible had absorbed most of it.


35193d No.606934

what the fuck? you’re fine, stop being so autistic. don’t worry about it


320c62 No.606966

>>606929

wat is Judeo-Christian? Is that like Messianic Judaism?


125cd6 No.606968

>>606966

It's a magic word that Jews use against evangelical Christians to squeeze more shekels out of the US and into Israel.


4b930d No.606986

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>>606929

>I just soaked my bible in grape juice and salt


6dac0b No.607339


1faeca No.607401

>>606929

>Judeo-Christian


c80464 No.607411

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>>606929

can't tell if this is bait or not kek


da6c22 No.607429

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>>606929

>>but unsure about how to properly wash it

>>can't find any sources

>>decide to just do a ritual/blessing myself

I love this corny bad tv logic of "this might be risky -but i'm too avoidably impatient- i'll take more than i the recommended amount"


122ca7 No.607447

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>read hebrew blessing of wine

>mix with comsecrated salt, making holy water-"wine"

>read aloud psalm 103

Get your ass to a Catholic church and get genuine holy water, pronto.


80b175 No.607557

>Self proclaimed "Judeo-Christian"

No wonder you are retarded as rocks


8fcd4a No.607602

>>607447

using holy water to soak up a bible would make it an even bigger sacrilege.


87b462 No.607760

>>606929

Will, get off 8chan.




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