>fall of man, paradise lost
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>God makes a covenant with Abraham
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>Moses frees the Israelites, is given the law
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>David united the tribes
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>throughout all of this, there is a prophecy of a Messiah
>israel falls into apostasy and disarray and they're conquered and thrown around like a whore
>eventually, the Messiah, Christ, who is God Himself comes into the world, as prophecied by Isaiah
>He lives a perfect life, establishes that Israel is the church, the body of Christ
>He offers Himself as a sacrifice for our sins, and fulfills the law so that by walking in Him, we are seen as righteous in the day of judgment
>Christ is resurrected in three days, proclaiming victory over death, and proceeds to appear to many people, then returning to the Father
>the Holy Spirit comes in form and guides the Apostles through their evangelism
>nobody but da joos really minds Christians since basically everyone is a pantheist until they start claiming that there is only one God and deny the diety of the Emperor. You even get gnostics trying to co-opt this "new" religion
>Christians are persecuted
>despite this, Christianity surges
>eventually, Emperor Constantine converts to Christianity, stopping its persecution
>now that they're not being persecuted en masse, a new heresy rears its head with Arians
>Constantine, knowing nothing about theology, decides to get all the leaders of both groups together to settle it out, seeing as a split in Christianity would mean a split in the empire
>Arian gets BTFO by Santa Claus
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>Rome gets sacked, but the Church survives, functioning as a guiding light for Europeans post-Rome, securing the continuation of civilization
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>eventually, there are increasingly large fights between the Latin church and the Greek church, including issues pertaining to the increasing power of the Pope, icons, and general cultural differences, leading to a split known as the Great Schism
>shortly after, the hordes of mudslimes became too much to handle, so the Greeks call upon the help of the Latins, leading up to the Crusades
>ever-increasingly, the Latin church becomes too invested in political matters and power, reaching into heresy (e.g., indulgences), abuses (e.g., lots of killing)
>somewhere in here, the printing press is invented, making it much easier to produce Bibles
>one priest gets so pissed off, he decides to blow some steam and write down some complaints
>this ends up pissing off the Pope, which Luther didn't intend to
>eventually he gets treated like shit and excommunicated, and doubles down on pissing off the Pope
>a lot of other guys join this rebellion, some with genuine intentions like Calvin, others just looking for an excuse, like Henry
>there's a lot of fighting between the two factions of the Latin church (RCC and Protestant)
>somewhere around here, the Bible gets translated into the local language, and thanks to the printing press, is able to be mass produced
>some madman discovers technology to sail across the ocean
>this creates a craze for evangelism across the world
>eventually, Christianity conquers the soul of most of the world's believers and most of the world's geographical locations, fulfilling a promise told to Abraham
>you are here
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>Christ returns to judge the world and bring bring forth the New Jerusalem