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05c4e9 No.571756

LOSE WEIGHT FATTIES OR GO TO HELL!

65828f No.571757

File: 58438e487838793⋯.jpg (161.09 KB, 590x730, 59:73, fat man goes to war.jpg)

>>571756

>Implying Orson Welles would fit in hell.


e5be0a No.571771

File: c05b20e29d5ca90⋯.jpg (76.06 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, sips.jpg)

>>571756

>only drink water to lose weight

FALSE PROPHET


45f63f No.571795

>>571771

>12th sip of the day


e0cf40 No.571798

who else /sipp/ here


b16dd3 No.571808

>>571798

/Christsip/ gang, where y'all at??


7cef46 No.571817

Nice video. Does he not drink alcohol? He didn’t mention to cut down on the beer.


0c8f2d No.571822

>>571817

Most Baptists are pure teeotalers, and Anderson is one of them. I remember in one story him talking about his wife having a romantic dinner with apple juice


36afdf No.571824

>>571822

>romantic dinner with apple juice

Is there something wrong with this?

>>571756

Fatter people don't go to hell. Christians who are gluttons who do not repent and gain control eventually do. But usually gluttony is a sign of some other lack of control or care that needs to be dealt with.


67cfc1 No.571886

define fat if you cant see your bits is that fat?


58ac9d No.571919

>>571824

I don't know anyone except for my sister who continues to drink apple juice after the age of 12. Plus it doesn't pair well with food like wine does, given wine's greater variety.


8e059b No.571921

File: f9a6d3fad6ebc1b⋯.jpg (45.44 KB, 604x404, 151:101, 9721_1243005392331_4241600….jpg)

>>571824

There's nothing wrong with it, I think it's cute. It just subverts what you'd expect. Here's the exact quote on his blog:

>When Zsuzsa got off the plane in Sacramento, I was waiting for her at the end of the jet bridge, standing around the corner and off to the side so I could surprise her. She did not expect to see me until coming out of security, but I popped up out of nowhere and embraced her tightly. This was one of the happiest moments of my life. We had been apart for 19 stressful days, and I had been nervous about her possibly not being let back into the country (they had given her trouble about not having a return flight), but now we were together, and everything was perfect! I had a sufficient job, the apartment would be ready in 4 days, and we were together for good!

>After we had hugged and greeted each other, I had another surprise for her. My brother-in-law Bobby and my sister Raani had bought us each white gold rings as a wedding gift. I was already wearing mine, and I presented her with hers. She was thrilled and responded by laughing and saying, "You're mad!" (Remember, she learned how to speak English in Britain, so when she said "mad," she didn't mean "angry.")

>We would spend that night (Saturday night) and the next at the Days Inn hotel since our apartment was not quite ready. I wanted to make our "second wedding night" as nice as possible, so I had bought a disposable styrofoam ice chest and put in a bottle of apple juice, a bottle of orange juice, and a bottle of cranberry juice on ice (this was the fundamental baptist equivalent of a bottle of wine). We were just thrilled to be together!

http://sanderson1611.blogspot.com/2013/03/my-wife-zsuzsa-part-15-conclusion.html


36afdf No.571925

>>571921

>unironically linking to the botnet

>>571919

I drink apple juice.

>>571886

If you have too much fat that you can't take care of yourself physically and be self sufficient by gardening by yourself with no help. Then you are too fat.


961bf4 No.571927

>>571771

I would avoid anything with artificial sweeteners. There are some good things in energy drinks but personally I would rather take sugar than aspartame or sucralose. I wonder if this whole 'sips' meme is corporate advertising. If not it might as well be. They've definitely made a lot of money from gymbros jumping on to it.

Pastor Anderson's 'don't drink your calories' advice is good for someone who is overweight and just wants to keep things simple. If you are not overweight and have some self-control you don't really need to avoid milk or even fruit juice. I know there's a lot of fearmongering about fructose but from my research most of it is deceptive.


36afdf No.571930

>>571927

1 corinthians 6:12-13 applies here.


122a99 No.571967

File: 8f8d9627437cd22⋯.png (1.05 MB, 1000x662, 500:331, christ_fit - Copy.png)

File: 13679710c40e6a4⋯.png (1004.36 KB, 1600x1154, 800:577, gymOfChrist.png)

>>571771

Just take caffeine pills and ephredine.

Been working out for 2 years, have a good body and decent lifts(450 deadlift at 175, 135 weighted dip, 110 weighted chinup at 180).

They are cheap, you can autistically measure the exact amount you take and regulate it, and I do this while listening to gospel music at the gym.


f6e239 No.571977

>>571822

Oh that's interesting. Makes sense.

> Apple juice at dinner

Donald Trump tier *sips diet coke*


9b8cab No.572099

>>571771

Artificial sweeteners may be without calories, but you metabolism reacts the same way to the mere appearance of sweetness. If you drink diet soda with a meal then your body will think you've eaten more sugars than you actually have, and it will store more as fat.

Besides the brain scans of a meth addict, and a diet soda addict are almost indistinguishable.


9b8cab No.572104

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Healthy Food is Cheaper than Junk Food


9190b0 No.572120

>>571756

Having been in America this summer, i have to say I now understand why Americans don't drink water, but Coke etc. instead.

Honestly, it has a really disgusting taste, don't know how they do it.


9b8cab No.572159

>>572120

>Honestly, it has a really disgusting taste

You mean the water? You were probably tasting the FRESH TAP FROM SCRATCH!


e0cf40 No.572161

>>572120

>wonders why over fluoridated shit water tastes like shit

buy jugs or get a filtration system


e0cf40 No.572162

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9190b0 No.572235

File: 724b9f43d9b209d⋯.jpg (128.76 KB, 1280x1354, 640:677, 1489014107815.jpg)

>>572159

>>572161

I guess thats why waterfilters are indeed such a big deal then


62c1a2 No.572238

>>572235

Really like the pic


9b8cab No.572298

>>572235

>water filter

>not digging your own well by hand

Boy, we gotta talk.


42294a No.572357

>>572235

>I guess thats why waterfilters are indeed such a big deal then

Nigga you don't even know how bad it is until you've actually seen the stuff that gets caught in the filter. I still don't know what all that green goo was.


cf86c2 No.572385

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PASTOR ANDERSON BAD MOUTHING 2D GIRLS, FALSE PROPHET !!!


1320b1 No.572390

>>572385

>You're in love with some middle aged dude who programmed that machine

This was the number 1 reason I always avoided 2d


9e89f9 No.572564

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>>572159

Did you say fresh tap?




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