A group walks into a talent agency. It's a pope, an Orthodox priest, and an Anglican bishop. The pope says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent religious acts. They're a little too cute."
The priest says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The pope gets on his phone and tells the Vatican to encourage gays to enter the priesthood. He then explains that when they inevitably molest children, he will just shuffle them around to different parishes. He then proceeds to lick a baby's diapah.
While all this is happening, the Orthodox priest decks himself out in LARPing gear over top of his werebear fursuit and gives a loud roar. He then proceeds to wrap himself in a Turkish flag and read a selection from his 400 page fanfic manuscript about fighting demons in Aerial Tollhouses.
At the same time, the Anglican dresses up as a druid and starts dancing around a maypole. He then declares that his name is Jessica and performs an elaborate 'trans naming ceremony' upon himself, and finally weds himself.
As they finally finish their horrific display, they all look at the agent with a grin and yell in unison "Taa daa!"
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"
And the pope says, "The Apostolics!"