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20ab66 No.564934

Just recently found out my mom is a dyke

140524 No.564937

damn son thats some bad news


140524 No.564940

Maybe you should show her this video


140524 No.564942

as for me none of my family has come out as sodomite so far so thats good


140524 No.564945

so they still have hope but it could happen to anyones family so i do not boast


71f7af No.564946

Cousin is, but that's because my mother's family is one ball of messed-up hell.


cf7b56 No.564947

>>564934

Sorry to hear that, man.

Don't condemn her, but help her overcome this sin. If you push her away, she'll fall right into the hands of those LGBTETGRERGTER356342+ degenerates. There are lots of Christians out there with same-sex attractions, but they can still live good godly and celibate lives.

source: i am one, i guess


20ab66 No.564948

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>564947

Ha no, now I'm literally praying she dies and burns in hell.

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a6857e No.564950

>>564934

My elder "sister".


46e5d4 No.564952

File: 06eaff83858f1a1⋯.jpg (106.31 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, happy_kumiko.jpg)

>>564934

No, I'm the only one as far as I know


1a21cf No.564954

>>564948

I read a good sermon by an EO priest on the Our Father once. It doesn't say, "forgive us our trespasses." It says, "forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us." If you're filled with hate in your heart, and want someone to burn in hell, don't pray the Our Father … as you might be praying to your own condemnation.


20ab66 No.564959

>>564954

21 Do not I hate them, O Lord, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?

22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

It's okay to hate some people


cf7b56 No.564960

>>564948

What the heck dude


51cb44 No.564967

>>564934

Unfortunately, my family has been mired with strikes from the gays.

My great aunt was killed by AIDS given to her by her, secretly homosexual, husband.

My uncle was duped by his wife who turned out to be gay. She stole all his money and left him with two daughters.

My cousin is a fag herself. You'd never know how true the stereotypes are.

She works in a company that employs only Muslim immigrants for their labor, has a rainbow Mohawk, around 300 pounds, and a real leftist.


51cb44 No.564968

>>564952

>Anime picture

>Gay post

A pattern is emerging in a clear way here.


afecf2 No.564970

>>564968

Are you me? I was going to post this, almost verbatim.


44bffc No.564976

>>564952

faggot


9952e4 No.564977

File: c7853fc8aa780c1⋯.gif (308.2 KB, 500x364, 125:91, c7853fc8aa780c1bbf5ba5afbd….gif)

>>564934

Nah, mostly just apathetics and Christmas Christians. I have been doing a many months long psyop on my younger brothers to inoculate them against the gay virus, mostly through edgy humor and plenty of horror stories. It's worked pretty well so far, even if my mother has some concerns about my 12 year old brother laughing about AIDS.


b18313 No.564983

>>564948

Honor thy mother and father

Pray for her and help her to overcome and repent. Praying for her death and torment is going to lead to your own as well


44c427 No.564984

>>564948

>love your enemies

That's not very nice of you


20ab66 No.564986

>>564984

see >>564959

>>564983

God >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rest of family

37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.


20ab66 No.564987

>>564986

Also

>going to lead to your own as well

OSAS


20ab66 No.564988

>>564986

>>564987

Also this

6 Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: break out the great teeth of the young lions, O Lord.

7 Let them melt away as waters which run continually: when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.

8 As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.

9 Before your pots can feel the thorns, he shall take them away as with a whirlwind, both living, and in his wrath.

10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.


5cc348 No.564990

I was molested by a cousin who came out as gay during his college years.


46e5d4 No.565030

>>564968

>>564970

>>564976

oh sorry, i'm not a sodomite, just gay


6ead39 No.565034

File: 2f265b1ca762c0a⋯.jpg (120.54 KB, 632x316, 2:1, 039.jpg)

>>564952

This is a Christian board, you big cream-puff inhaler! What are you doing here?


46e5d4 No.565051

>>565034

Just chilling. I access this board for like 2 years now, so it's kind of a habit now.


ddb0fa No.565064

File: 3a86b96669f8ff0⋯.jpg (139.78 KB, 600x450, 4:3, get.jpg)

It's late and I got nothing else going on, so how about a story?

I was good friends with this Baptist guy in high school, let's call him Dave. Despite my flag, Dave was kind of lax though, knew what he was talking about for the most part but was the "well at least you believe in the God in the Bible!" type of guy, so that was something we bonded over among other things. Not trying to say all Baptists are sodomites with this story I'm telling or something, but I wanted to make this long tale somewhat /christian/-related. Use it to your nefarious advantage if you'd so desire, whatever. Anyways, after I graduated I didn't really see Dave again because I went to college and he just stayed at his job full-time so we didn't really hang out after that.

So fast-forward about a year and a half later and I bump into Dave at the supermarket and he obviously says its been forever and we catch up and shoot the shit. I noticed he's got a pair of earrings and he's wearing skinny jeans which was a bit of a caution to me but I remember Dave's older brother is a bit of a dirtbag who dressed like such so maybe he just took after some of his dumb looks. I mention that the end of the semester is in a few weeks and I was looking for work and Dave said to put an application into where he works and put him down as a reference. I agreed and we went off to continue shopping and moments later I forgot to ask for his contact info for it, so I dropped the ball on that one.

A few days later, I was hanging out with some friends on my Thanksgiving break and one of them is a mutual friend of his so I bring Dave up and ask if they have his number. She asks me if I'm trying to hook up with him, which I thought she was just fucking with me. However, she told me that Dave is "different" now, that he came out as bi-sexual. She said that started telling people after his ex-girlfriend's dad called him a faggot and his daughter was probably going to tell everyone anyways. Now, the past two ex-girlfriends he has had were landwhales for lack of a better word so maybe I should have sensed some hidden tendency there, but it gets worse.

My friend said that a few weeks back while her brother and his friends were doing some heavy lifting around the neighborhood so they called Dave to help out, and he shows up crossdressed; painted nails, handbag and everything. Then she tells me he was online dating some guy all the way in Africa, so Dave's pretty much gay at this point. What was once someone I considered one of the few people I could have a theological conversation (or argument when it came to how "boring and false" my Mass was) with and also once vocally said in class that the T should be taken out of LGBT is now a crossdresser.

I have an incomplete application on my computer right now with his contact info on it and I don't know if I should send it or not. I'm somewhat convinced to just text him and try and talk sense into him but I'm not sure if I'm in any place to after barely talking to him after a year and a half and if it'll have any effect. What the fuck could have gone wrong in less than two years? Was I really that blind not to see anything? I don't recall him hitting on me or anyone else saying anything about it. I'm kind of hoping for advice on this as well, but whatever.

TL;DR: One of my best friends from high school who was very conservative and religious is now a gay crossdresser. inb4 "nice blog".


0b1aef No.565066

File: 820def87a17496f⋯.gif (888.72 KB, 500x269, 500:269, mist.gif)

>>565064

>I'm kind of hoping for advice on this as well, but whatever.

show him the screw and the nut, hopefully it clicks. if it doesn't, he'll have to kill himself.


57e5e3 No.565076

My mother, brother, sister and myself used to attend mass together regularly from the time I was a child. My father was lapsed so didn't attend. Now I am the only one who goes. My mother fell away, my brother is gay and does cross dressing shows in Chicago, and my sister is gay and an activist for "queer youth". It often hits me most sitting alone in my pew in mass and i see all the other families and older couples, but I love them and pray for them and hope still i guess


51cb44 No.565078

>>564970

We are united in our love of Christ and our desire to be the first to post that copypasta.


44c427 No.565080

>>564967

>She stole all his money and left him with two daughters.

At least she didn't get custody. Those girls will probably resent homos now.

>>564977

Lel.


d777ea No.565129

>>564948

Absolutely Satanic


0a6520 No.565132

File: 5aabff39a0b1eb0⋯.jpg (12.86 KB, 270x316, 135:158, wat.jpg)

>>564948

this better be bait or you gotta repent son


3f01b7 No.565134

>>564948

This was a surprise.


2a0de8 No.565135

>>565064

nice blog


2a0de8 No.565137

>>565129

>hoping a reprobate dies is bad


2a3c07 No.565139

>>564948

Peak Andersonism


d777ea No.565174

>>565137

Hoping they go to Hell is.


2a0de8 No.565181

>>565174

Well they will no matter what.


10bd20 No.565884

>>564986

God comes first, of course, I'm not arguing against that. But rather than praying for your mother to burn in hell, you should be praying for her so that she may find the correct path towards God again and abandon her sinful ways


a2604d No.565932

File: 23c91cd898cfeca⋯.gif (320.51 KB, 500x284, 125:71, 23c91cd898cfeca8c9985c131c….gif)

>Have childhood friend

>Was 100% hetero and he had girlfriends and got very upset when they broke up with him

>Slowly lose contact with him due to my laziness

>Years later

>Hear about him

>Turns out he is in a homosexual relationship with some brazilian

>Feel uneasy of talking to him or revealing that I am now a Christian if I do ever speak to him again

God must have a sense of humor as many of my friends went down a path of drugs/Sodomy while I am clean. It's a shame as he probably chose that sexual identity out of his intense need for connection and love. I don't know man.


20ab66 No.565934

>>565884

Reprobates can't get saved though


20ab66 No.565936

>>565884

>>565934

Also even if she could get saved she still deserves the death penalty


61bd9d No.565939

>>564948

Both my cousins, same dad are gay. I have suspicions that my female cousin is a lesbian (she's a young adult and claims Christianity (so did one of the gays) but also super liberal and has always acted weird around girls).

I'm literally the only straight, married guy with kids from my generation in the family. My whole family professes Christianity but it's that be-nice-to-everyone modernist stuff. I tried to call them out on how they were ignoring scriptures and got flak for being unloving, etc.


0a6520 No.565977

>>565181

who actually teaches this BS belief besides the heretic Anderson?


20ab66 No.565978

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>>565977

Anyone that's not a complete retard

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c35822 No.566007

File: a82b74abd4207e5⋯.jpg (17.07 KB, 236x236, 1:1, Medieval.jpg)


1a21cf No.566052

>>565936

>>565934

You really should let go of this. It is dangerous.


0c056a No.566203

>>565932

>>565932

>Feel uneasy of talking to him or revealing that I am now a Christian if I do ever speak to him again

A coward is worse than a homosexual.


9ac9b0 No.566207

>>564954

Sodomy isn't a personal tresspass against you. It's a tresspass against God.


553110 No.566210

Imagine if your pastor actually did that. How could you not feel embarrased.


bf8a6c No.566218

>>566207

>the supposed all powerful creator of the universe cares if you put a dick in your pooper

That's pretty sad. Should he be feeding people in Africa or something?


dda524 No.566233

>>566218

> God isn’t allowed to tell us not to commit sodomy

> God must prevent suffering or he is a meanie

Maybe the very fact that God is all powerful and the creator of everything allows him to act as he wishes and to make the rules?


44bffc No.566536

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