>A libertarian professor and lobbyist was teaching a class on Murray Rothbard, known usurer.
>“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Ludwig von Mises and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
>At this moment, a brave High Tory stood up and held up a dollar.
>He said, “How many dollars do I have in my hand?”
>The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “One dollar, you stupid Christian”
>“Wrong. It’s been 5 years since the kikes at the fed illegally printed it. If it was 5 years old and interest, as you say, is real… then it should be two dollars by now”
>The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Foutainhead. He stormed out of the room crying those bourgeois crocodile tears.
>The students applauded and all joined a local guild that day and accepted The Pope as the Vicar of Christ. An eagle named “Small Business” flew into the room and perched atop the flag of The Vatican and shed a tear. Rerum Novarum was read several times, and Chesterton himself showed up and enacted a trust-busting law across the country.
>The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died in a bank heist and was sent to spend all of eternity in Hell with sodomites