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05f0f7 No.544983

where are you?

a3365e No.544986

>>544983

between 4 and 5, but this chart has very little sense, tbh.


a3365e No.544987

Also, as an Italian, it hurts to see so many Italians in that list and know I'm a wreck of a Christian.


05f0f7 No.544989

>>544987

cosa ti frena dall'essere un cristiano migliore?


5246b0 No.544999

File: 25d380bf7398898⋯.png (542.3 KB, 800x800, 1:1, orthodoxy or death.png)

Level 8

You realize that the errors of the filioque and papal supremacism have condemned the Roman Church to heresy, and its slow death is but the wage of its sins. Thus, you renounce Rome and return to the One True Church of Christ.


de6eac No.545003

not cadolig, but translating from Ordodoxy, I'd say I'm at tier 3.

Can't see myself at tier 4 tbh. Well, I used to pray the Daily Office when I was sick for a year and couldn't attend university, but that's it.


30df53 No.545005

>>544983

On a path to six.

Deus Deus meus quare dereliqui tu?

>>544999

>You realize that the errors of the filioque

understanding of Greeks

>and papal supremacism

as intended by Christ only way to unity of Church

> have condemned the

Eastern "orthodxy" aka Eastern

>Roman Church to heresy and its slow death is but the wage of its sins

>Thus, you renounce Rome

of East

> and return to the One True Church of Christ.

That is Holy Catholic Church.

:^)


5246b0 No.545009

>>545005

>understanding of Greeks

understanding of the Council of Ephesus

>as intended by Christ only way to unity of Church

Under Christ himself, the true head of the Church, not the Patriarch of Rome larping as his "vicar"

>That is Holy Catholic Church.

The One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church to be precise


682eba No.545240

requesting ordodox version of this meme

I'm sure it can't be that different, but I'm sure it would include things like "reading the Philokalia" or "defending aerial toll houses."


9872d9 No.545242

Mostly 3 but have aspects of 4-7.


0a3d3f No.545243

between 3 & 4


c7fe9d No.545256

>>545009

>understanding of the Council of Ephesus

wrong


5cb99d No.545261

Level 9: Realising you are saved by grace through faith and not by works, lest any man should boast


79831a No.545267

File: 5b5bc4dfee8b969⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1212x1564, 303:391, orthodox.png)

>>544999

can you Protestants stop disrupting our threads, thanks


2b8931 No.545268

Level 10: realizing the errors of the Catholic Church and becoming Protestant


75d10c No.545270

>>545268

*orthodox


79831a No.545275

File: 42a98fb531ac186⋯.jpg (41.1 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 554543.jpg)

>>545268

>>545270

Both are the same thing, to be honest.


70f083 No.545293


94af57 No.545353

File: 728762fc52ed2ec⋯.jpg (61.75 KB, 604x450, 302:225, Horse.jpg)

>>545267

Sure! (when you guys do the same)

>>535256

>>536173

>>540953

>>544786


392a16 No.545386

>>544983

I'd be around the be around the bottom of 4 / top of 5 if there was a Protestant version

Also this chart seems strange. Why is praying for humility, reading apologetics and Biblical commentaries so far down?


7ae5dc No.545406

>>544983

>where are you?

Buried with him in baptism, wherein also ye are risen with him through the faith of the operation of God, who hath raised him from the dead.


30df53 No.545431

>>545386

>Why is praying for humility

Have you prayed for humility and if so, do you know many people that does too?

> reading apologetics

On /christian/ everyone is apologetic but if you would go to average church and ask average churchgoer "Will you defend doctrine of Trinity" or "Will you defend baptismal regeneration" or "Will you defend papal primacy" etc I doubt that you will find many that will be able or even read about it.

>Biblical commentaries

I really doubt that many readed Jerome, Chrysostom, Haydock, Aquinas etc


9d767b No.545453

>>544983

Mostly level 4, but also bits from 5 and 6 as well.


10323c No.545459

>>545267

>xD we totally RAPED those NUNS

Holy shit this image


13c683 No.545564

>>544987

Luke 18:13


2477cb No.545571

>>544983

Level 2.5. Struggling to level up.


3e10ad No.545575

File: 5c4dd8ddec555e4⋯.jpg (15.52 KB, 255x198, 85:66, 5c4dd8ddec555e44f1504a56ba….jpg)

>>544983

>tfw were approaching lvl 4 years ago, but then reverted back into the worldly lifestyle

I wasn't in church for months, and I won't even go visit cemetery and pray for people in purgatory this weekend.


8cdf68 No.545580

>>545575

You will. You will get your ass and go to Church this sunday. And you are going to confess.


2d7c5a No.545610

File: c013a3bdf35cfde⋯.jpg (540.36 KB, 928x2049, 928:2049, 25652b1ceb75f8f6f17a3f94f9….jpg)


ebec1c No.545616

>>545610

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Holy Russia

stopped reading there


2d7c5a No.545621

>>545616

thanks


1ac2a9 No.545631

>>544983

Level 5.The Defensor Fidei.


9d90df No.545667

>>544983

why is level 7 just a prayer of confession ?


9d90df No.545668

>>545580

dont mistreat him,he will get uppity.

better to be kinder


0ac3bd No.545693

2, but not even a Catholic.


7161b2 No.545719

>>545610

that entire text is the equivalent of the patriarch trying to excommunicate the pope impotently after the papal ambassador drops the writ of excommunication at the hagia sophia


10323c No.545755

File: 204a89bff47a9b0⋯.png (820.21 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1506389996783.png)

>>545719

>>545267

The first image is as logically consistent as the doctrine of filioque and papal supremacy.

>We disrupted the holy liturgy so epic dude xD

>We walked behind the iconostasis, like you're not supposed to do that xD we are sooo bad

>next day "you're excommunicated t-too pope!!!"

except it took months for a message to get from Constantinopolis to Rome so how could the Pope get his excommunication the next day?

>take the Apostle's relics back to Rome

back? The relics never were in Rome in the first place.

>lol we took their relics xD

and sold most of them, not even to the church. Truly the defenders of the True Faith.

>We raped nuns, dude. So epic xD

beyond sad

>14th century

>Ottomans closing on Constantinopolis

fifteenth century ftfy

>Russians get patriarchate in 1589

>Patriarch Nikon in 15th century

unless the patriarch can travel back through time, no. 16th century ftfy

Written by a historically illiterate larper. I would advice him to get church history from somewhere else than 4/pol/. Then again I doubt he even read the Bible first.


5c768c No.545861

>>544983

Is there anyone on this board learned enough in Orthodox theology to make an equivalent of this image?


7161b2 No.545877

>>545755

the gates of hell have serially rekt the orthodox church throughout history, who can deny it?


10323c No.545896

>545877

Tu scis quod hoc non est veritas, puer.


fe2355 No.545944

>understands and defends indulgences

any anon want to explain this part to me?


7161b2 No.546032

>>545944

Indulgences are prayers said for the dead whilst they languish in purgatory. Essentially, any soul that has accepted Christ as their savior, but the fruit of true salvation (ticket to heaven) didn't occur in life must go through a purgative process of spiritual cleansing before being able to join God in Heaven.

There are parts of the apocrypha/dueterocanonical scriptures that establish that prayer for the dead is good, which is the primary reason why Protestants flip their lid trying to reject these scriptures. This is why baptists have the "once saved always saved" system to explain how someone who accepts Christ but is still marred by sin can go to heaven.

Moving on, indulgences are mere promises that the Church shall use its powers to grant special prayers of the dead that shall assist you in purgatory, earthly and heavenly (through the intercession of the saints and the Blessed Mother Mary). Since the claim is that what the Church proclaims on Earth is the same as Heaven, this is an extension of this gift promised by Christ.

You can still achieve indulgences even now by doing specific works of spirituality, such as praying the Rosaries, or etc. When the RCC makes a proclamation, you are gifted what it promises.


639d16 No.546037

>>545861

It's a bit difficult, because the aspects of "nominal" Orthodoxy (tiers 1 and 2 here) are different depending on the culture. In the West it's about the same as in that pic, but in the East it's more along the lines of putting nationalism and culture above religion (basically it's the other extreme). I don't know how to possibly have both in the pic, or which side would reflect better the Orthodox populace - on one hand most Orthodox are in the East, on another hand most people here are Western.


8ad646 No.547348

>>545275

"There's not really that much of a difference between these two"


8314aa No.547666

File: 0f6b0d25e8a0d36⋯.png (57.01 KB, 127x168, 127:168, 0f6b0d25e8a0d364f1cf460ab4….png)

>Level 11

>Realizing that there's no mention of Popes, councils, or child baptism and that the church of Rome fell into error immediately after the time of the apostles; became Baptist


8314aa No.547668

>>547666

*no mention in the Bible


ee5186 No.547686

>>547666

>Level 12

>Realizing that there's no mention of Anderson, King James, 1611, or the Bible in the Bible;

>Became Catholic


8b29e7 No.548220

File: 55c97aa3e43b41d⋯.gif (278.35 KB, 480x270, 16:9, 38158913-88D3-46C3-A369-AE….gif)

>>547666

>sola scriptura

>anderson posting

>666


fd167b No.548890

>>547666

>666

kek

e

k


2ffbdc No.549046

>>545268

and boom goes that dynamite once again


e56437 No.549736

File: a5ed9f170d59be6⋯.jpg (34.18 KB, 567x565, 567:565, non-argument.jpg)


e80fdf No.549834

File: 63fe9f5a3f43d2f⋯.jpg (10.04 KB, 240x213, 80:71, checked.jpg)

>>547666

>that get


88a7e5 No.549842


55e7d0 No.549861

File: 3da0b377b523729⋯.jpg (27.94 KB, 480x345, 32:23, 1447226890618.jpg)


62c4da No.549918

>>544983

I tend to try and avoid drowning myself.




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