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File: 4f6ba919deffe65⋯.png (286.88 KB, 633x633, 1:1, tutor's wedding.png)

7c4522 No.542186

Today, our normalfag board owner is getting married.

Pray for him and his family, and pray that his marriage is long and true.

871345 No.542188

Good for him! Been married many years myself and can say that married life is best life.


f81cac No.542198

File: 1c9aeaec3d40faf⋯.png (55.27 KB, 121x243, 121:243, 1464552052980.png)

>>542186

I'll pray, but just so you know Tutor I still think you're an ass.


43ad73 No.542207

downboat


6df74c No.542214

>>542186

I'll definitely be praying. Very exciting news!


a9522a No.542216

Happy wedding day tütör !

May God bless your wife, you and your marriage and shall he make this the most amazing day of your life !

No fun allowed though, so keep it lowkey, I swear :^)


871345 No.542226

>>542222

>knows nothing about marriage except through internet memes

Just because you're miserably single doesn't mean the rest of us can't be happily married.


40ccc6 No.542229

>>542226

Jesus did not marry


7c4522 No.542232

>>542230

That's not how it worked out in my family. Everyone who's been married 5+ years is still happily married, it seems.

It might now be romantic love, in the Hollywood sense, but the trust and bond there remains.


871345 No.542234

>>542230

I've been married longer than you've been alive and my wife and I are still very happily married.

>>>/mgtow/ is where you probably belong.


871345 No.542235

>>542229

True, but "I have to go be tortured and die now" would have made for some awkward dinner conversation.


871345 No.542241

>>542237

No, I'm not lying. I'm 45 and got married at 20. My wife and I are quite happy. If you don't believe in love, then stay single; but a true marriage built on Christ's love stays happy, healthy, and loving.

Remember that the essence of God is Love. If you don't believe in love, then how can you believe in God?


4bf4c3 No.542248

>>542241

I agree with you. My parents are also in their 40s and they recently celebrated their 20th anniversary, they are very happy and I pray to God that I can have a marriage like that one day.

May God bless you and your family. :D


309f4e No.542250

Yay! Congratulations!


b62bbe No.542252

File: 2947d361e6379db⋯.gif (179.66 KB, 226x224, 113:112, dancing neo-nazi frog.gif)

Congrats!!!


0432b7 No.542305

File: 251efa7d6ab66a1⋯.png (35.1 KB, 240x240, 1:1, my memes are not rustled.png)

>>542241 Nice bait

I also believe in a suffering, which is a kind present from God Almighty. If you only ever believed in His Love you're not true Christian(TM).

In all seriousness marriage is not about happiness and procreation - it is about a worldly suffering. If you won't withstand it you will fail God's plan for you. Women usually fail us first and foremost, they are creature of this world, only ever seeking happiness here and now, we, (MOST of the time) men seek God.


871345 No.542308

>>542305

He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love. 1 John 4:8


5aaf2c No.542336

>>542230

My grandmother and grandfather were married for over 50 years and I never saw anybody happier.


4c0e0f No.542341

>>542305

>>542230

>being this much of a false Christian


871345 No.542353

>>542350

>being literally this upset that people actually have happy marriages

What is wrong with you, anon?


f55b8b No.542362

File: 6366b6d5a0d284b⋯.png (51.87 KB, 326x157, 326:157, Saving this for later _8f9….png)

>>542186

>Our board owner had a family before getting married

Might as well fornicate with the wedding priest in front of everyone before he finally commits by saying "i do?"


871345 No.542367

>>542362

Literally everyone has a family before they get married.


f55b8b No.542382

File: 4bf1517039691d1⋯.jpg (18.4 KB, 326x188, 163:94, When mousesama talks _a87d….jpg)

>>542367

We've truly fallen to Sodom levels.


871345 No.542401

>>542382

Uh … do you have a mom and/or dad? Grandparents? Siblings? Cousins?

Literally everyone has a family before they get married.


bbc4d5 No.542419

File: ee09957cc1c40cc⋯.png (27.4 KB, 264x219, 88:73, 6b2fd011f6b0cef87539917a06….png)

May he and his wife have 10 babies for the glory of God.


0e1080 No.542445

File: 1824bcffe142771⋯.jpg (340.63 KB, 1500x996, 125:83, The Dead Sea.jpg)

>>542230

>>542222

>>542237

>>542245

>>542350

Cry more.

>>542186

I hope he and his wife have a model marriage.


4bf4c3 No.542452

>>542362

not in the sense you're thinking


46baa1 No.542466

File: 247c153ab49f8cc⋯.webm (2.49 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, hymen.webm)

grats


e939ba No.542471

This thread is a train wreck. Marriage is a Sacrament you plebs. God gives grace through marriage. You can pray for his family, her family, and the family that is about to be formed without any fornication having been involved. What the heck is going on in this thread that so many anti-Christian sentiments have been expressed?


e90d50 No.542476

File: bd28843ac2344f8⋯.jpg (625.25 KB, 9071x5102, 9071:5102, NOTSUREIF.jpg)


1bf1be No.542499

>>542230

My (Catholic) grandparents celebrated their 60th anniversary the other week and they're still in love.

I think >>>/r9k/ may be more your speed


e13eeb No.542517

I apologize on the behalf of the MGTOW or incels or whatever self-congratulatory presence seems to be piling itself into this thread, tutor.

We should really all be wishing you a happy and fruitful marriage today, as I will be. Congratulations!


c16f09 No.542550

>>542186

How is tutor a Normie?


2b2ded No.542553

>>542222

>gay post

>anime pic

I'm beginning to see a pattern here

Tutor, I was gonna make a bunch of sweet anti-Catholic shitposts tonight, the kind you ban me for all the time, but I won't do it in honor of you. Consider this self regulation :)


871345 No.542557

>>542550

Oh, you know, anyone who touches a girl or has a job is a "normie".


f81cac No.542590

>>542230

You're right, but a lot of those divorces happen over being retarded fools. It's a modern thing.


f81cac No.542592

File: e0d84e6f39e15aa⋯.png (132.11 KB, 652x869, 652:869, (jazz_music_stops).png)

>>542557

But they are you normalfaggot.

If you have a wife you shouldn't be here, you should be tending to your family. A job is passable, depending on the circumstances.


0d8cd1 No.542614

File: 1106c476946825e⋯.jpg (24.79 KB, 410x396, 205:198, mfw-dafuq.jpg)

>>542466

>It's kinda like confetti to open on your wedding night except it's not as pretty and it doesn't fly everywhere

… and it sometimes hurts to break and bleeds and makes a mess and women don't enjoy their first coupla times so much as a result


800ed2 No.542690

>>542230

oh fuck off to pol with your blackpill ass. show some respect


800ed2 No.542693

>>542471

it's just redditors or /pol/ christian LARPers, you can usually tell by their anime pics


454642 No.542700

>>542186

big if true, gratz tutor.


944629 No.542772

File: 345fae73c405e53⋯.jpg (49.92 KB, 744x554, 372:277, .eJwFwUsOwiAQANC7cADmA5ahF….jpg)

Are lainposters like, the new Akagi posters?

Edgy cocksuckers?

ALSO CONGRATS TUTOR.




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