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1c8529 No.541176

Baptist meme thread. This is for Baptist memes ONLY.

1c8529 No.541179

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1c8529 No.541184

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1c8529 No.541185

>>541184

Shit the gif isn't working


1c8529 No.541188

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1c8529 No.541190

File: 8f7816ac8d1a271⋯.gif (220.37 KB, 500x500, 1:1, image.gif)


1c8529 No.541194

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,


5520d7 No.541196

File: 3ca80d8e1abe3a0⋯.png (663.88 KB, 1267x1635, 1267:1635, 3ca80d8e1abe3a0a59183da347….png)

>>541188

>John the baptist not John the catholic

mfw


1c8529 No.541199

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1c8529 No.541202

File: 8e5d30f13e535ea⋯.png (228.88 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 037666AE-0B7E-4E25-8BB9-23….png)

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>>541199

Shit I actually got double dubs


2229d9 No.541306

File: 36c72e1f8f69c1b⋯.png (2.06 MB, 934x1168, 467:584, 906637751.png)

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Clean version.


2229d9 No.541308

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2229d9 No.541310

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2229d9 No.541313

File: 61d4a266add8104⋯.webm (4.37 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1463275512132.webm)

File: 2d5521311f4c283⋯.webm (4.93 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1447809995906.webm)

Last two, for now.


82e822 No.541317

File: 4da349c50d638cb⋯.png (108.31 KB, 544x484, 136:121, Trail of Blood.png)

File: 507cf14bc00a18a⋯.webm (5.59 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Vitamin K.webm)

Father, forgive me. I've saved some Baptist memes.


b80d49 No.541318

doesn't anderson preach in a payless shoestore?


8ab122 No.541326

>>541318

muh buildings


afcae0 No.541328

File: 2490d703d92a404⋯.png (74.71 KB, 421x153, 421:153, anderson.png)

File: f3dec9f469a32b9⋯.png (18.73 KB, 1254x111, 418:37, final form of Baptists.png)

File: d811f6b89827e4f⋯.webm (354.46 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Protestant logic.webm)


afcae0 No.541329

File: db601d5b57af918⋯.jpg (34.94 KB, 250x253, 250:253, db601d5b57af9189a20751d41c….jpg)

also


82e822 No.541333

File: fa2a3d0487c083d⋯.png (969.36 KB, 760x541, 760:541, Diocese of IFB.png)

>>541318

The Bishop of Tempe administers to his flock in a shopping park.


b80d49 No.541334

>>541317

oh man, I've never seen the second video in context, it's even worse LOL


5b1a54 No.541339

>>541333

McChurch next to McDonalds…symbolic


ebe3f2 No.541342


4c47f0 No.541553


fdf5a6 No.541563

File: 0c622fbb52bf02a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 26.91 KB, 480x530, 48:53, FB_IMG_1506489492730.jpg)

>>541310

>first pic

I'm not sure how to feel about it.


83997a No.541565

>I never knew you

This is literally right after he says not everyone that calls me Lord is saved, but those who do the will of the Father.

The next part clarified that grace working through you/doing miracles doesn't mean you are doing the will of the Father.


b80d49 No.541573

>>541565

does not mean that doing works damn you tho

it's like the Jews calling on Christ's name to exorcise a demon and getting beat up instead

as long as you fulfill the faith part of "faith + works", you are saved per the doctrine of all Baptists. I only assume the "whore of babylon" meme came about because they cannot stand the idea that Catholics are by default saved :)


f221d1 No.541585

>>541573

>as long as you fulfill the faith part of "faith + works", you are saved per the doctrine of all Baptists

Think of it like this. Saving faith is life-saving medicine. Now let's say to this medicine you add some poison (works). Do you think taking this will save you just because it still has medicine parts?


b80d49 No.541586

>>541585

How would any sacraments even function, logically, without faith in Jesus Christ?


f221d1 No.541587

>>541586

I'm curious what post you read, because it clearly wasn't mine


b80d49 No.541588

>>541587

>Now let's say to this medicine you add some poison (works)

You said this, buddy. What are sacraments, if not works?


5067cd No.541589

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Montage that I made.


23eb62 No.541601

>>541563

>catholics getting triggered by the bible


2229d9 No.541613

File: 33dcdbfd90506e4⋯.png (212.04 KB, 780x492, 65:41, d4ce645a2.png)

>>541179

I made a better version of that unfortunate meme.


017927 No.541622

>>541563

B E B A B D I S E D


9f1d05 No.541640

>>541601

>Bible

What does that pic have to do with the Bible?


53b6e2 No.541646

File: 793217afd991076⋯.png (311.24 KB, 1007x784, 1007:784, 820b2a47afb17fcc2a6646a4de….png)


50968a No.541676

File: 24715bd90544945⋯.jpg (97.66 KB, 400x600, 2:3, st_chad.jpg)


7122e3 No.541736

>>541176

Been meaning to ask for awhile, has anyone one got a link to the vitamin k sermon in it's entirety? Only ever seen clips and I'd like to have the context of it


540a98 No.541740

>>541333

thats united statian soul-lessness in general.


755309 No.541764

File: 507cf14bc00a18a⋯.webm (5.59 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Vitamin K Long.webm)

>>541736

Here is the Longer webm and the link to the sermon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFmY_ZFf8hU&feature=youtu.be


1c8529 No.542730

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316486 No.542863

File: 7ddc6685e90bd43⋯.jpg (16.16 KB, 250x250, 1:1, lol-anderson-sm.jpg)

>>541188

>that first one

stiiiiiiiiiiiiill my favs

>>541333 >>541339 >>541740

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the problem here is ………….. ?

I know you think that's somehow insulting, but I fail to see how. Renting functional space is better than pouring millions on a gold-plated "special sauce" building when Christ is no longer on this earth, releasing us to spend our hard-earned cash on the actual poor and actual mission Christ gave us…

You guys are just too married to the idea that it is places that are made super-spiritually-special, rather than the people that fill them …

>>541676

>mfw there was actually a Chad saint from the 7th century


5b1a54 No.542865

>>541342

>>542863

by "McChurch" I just meant cheap theology and one of 6 gorillion protestant offices, but whatever


1c8529 No.542950

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ca044f No.542956

File: 73aecc620067ad7⋯.jpg (76.58 KB, 736x710, 368:355, image.jpg)


255cf4 No.545327

Do anyone has that picture of Anderson with a trophy(?) he made after being labeled as hateful person of the year by sodomite NGOs?

The trophy(?) had written Salms 139:21-22 "Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies."


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ebe3f2 No.545506

File: aec8afa4f953fd5⋯.jpg (362.76 KB, 1071x1600, 1071:1600, certified.JPG)


2229d9 No.545582

File: 2038f6ba1613b4a⋯.png (314.8 KB, 1476x719, 1476:719, tempe.PNG)

Test


5d54d8 No.545587

>>541676

>the chad saint

vs.

>the virgin mary


031888 No.545636

File: cb3929c236bff2c⋯.webm (8.33 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, bible is god heresy.webm)

File: f34818ef254f704⋯.png (1.24 MB, 732x970, 366:485, shroud anderson.png)


ca044f No.545637

>>545636

why is the first one funny?


e0eb0f No.545639

>>542863

holy things are for the holy


83bd62 No.545643

>>542863

>when Christ is no longer on this earth

lol'd. are you guys even trying anymore?


179dff No.545916

File: 63caebacdef507c⋯.png (302.95 KB, 404x439, 404:439, ClipboardImage.png)

OC. Created for a Cathodox thread.


179dff No.545917

>>545916

Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal.

Why is it so hard for Cathodox to see that their "Church" is of Satan and so far away from the Bible, if the apostles could be teleported to a Catholic Mass they would storm out in anger?


ad7edc No.545918

File: 2f1263aa2923689⋯.png (154.18 KB, 476x345, 476:345, 1416823576665.png)

>>545917

Because any attempts at debating with Baptists end up in huge memes and no progress?

Even as I write this post, I'm pretty sure you'll write up a retort about how Catholics are so dumb you can't argue with them, or something of the sort.


179dff No.545921

>>545918

I only found this board two days ago so I can guarantee you never debated me.

There are just so many things wrong with the Catholic Church - chief among them that a wicked man can change the doctrine of the Church at any time. How long before homo marriage is condoned? Abortion allowed? It's only a matter of time, the Pope always concedes.

Not only that, he calls for a one world government - to bring in the tribulation!

Catholics always say they don't worship idols…but I've seen Catholics and they do. They kiss statues, they fly from all over to see some blood on a statue of Mary (even though the Bible is clear that Satan can also do supernatural works in this world, if it's even real) to worship it. When a Pope dies and goes to Hell they all fly out to see the new one, and begin worshipping him too!

They bow down and cry before pictures of Mary and candles…in Catholic countries like mine you can even see people praying to statues of Pope Francis.

Yet when challenged they just want to argue with you over semantics! "I'm not worshiping her, just venerating him/her, Gosh!"

Even if some of these things aren't bad, Rome encourages them.

Then there's the problem of all the gold they've laid up upon the Earth, all of the wicked traditions of men that aren't in the Bible…

I'm grieved for your salvation yet you don't see it that way..


afcae0 No.545922

File: 6915e8991c4d0ef⋯.jpg (113.93 KB, 736x736, 1:1, St Augustine.jpg)

>>545917

>Why is it so hard for Cathodox to see that their "Church" is of Satan and so far away from the Bible

I hope you realize that it was the Cathodox that compiled the Bible and the Sacrifice of the Mass was celebrated by even the earliest Christians.

You're literally trying to use a book compiled by Cathodox against Cathodox. There's no logic in that.

>"Church" is of Satan

Do you really believe this? The only reason Pastor Bob feeds these lies is because if he admitted that Christ founded the Church, he'd be out of a job.


179dff No.545923

>>545921

Sorry, didn't mean to sage.


179dff No.545925

>>545921

>Even if some of these things aren't bad, Rome encourages them.

I feel like I should clarify this more. I mean that even if some Catholic believers don't do all of what I listed above, the clergy are silent. Because they don't preach the Word - they don't get passionate - they don't rebuke their congregation if they've strayed from the faith. If we had some of the wicked things in our church like the Catholic Church does, my pastor would rebuke the members of our congregation publicly, during Sunday sermon. So it's very possible to go to Mass, hear the same exact shit as last time, take Communion, and leave - spiritually empty, with no care in the world.


179dff No.545926

>>545922

>Do you really believe this? The only reason Pastor Bob feeds these lies is because if he admitted that Christ founded the Church, he'd be out of a job.

Your image of a man 400 years after Christ's founding doesn't prove anything. I also haven't studied Catholic history enough to know if things were better back then - it's very possible that the Word was preached in the beginning, but soon the wicked traditions of men took over.

>>"Church" is of Satan

>Do you really believe this?

Wholeheartedly.


ad7edc No.545927

>>545921

>They kiss statues

Romans 16:16 Greet one another with a holy kiss.

How do you explain this? Are you going to go against this request? Saints are greeted with kisses, yea.

>Yet when challenged they just want to argue with you over semantics

You don't have any case past our response:

"We are praying them to pray for us"


179dff No.545929

>>545927

>How do you explain this? Are you going to go against this request? Saints are greeted with kisses, yea.

That wasn't talking about dead people…much less graven images of the dead…All Christians are "saints"…we were called "Christians" by our enemies, we called ourselves "saints".

>>545927

>"We are praying them to pray for us"

That's the worst part. You're trusting in them and not Jesus. You have a whole pantheon of Gods and demi-Gods…


afcae0 No.545930

File: ed09e7dcf24b112⋯.jpg (12.04 KB, 176x255, 176:255, 8b1702bd0347dd3e3a80dece09….jpg)

>>545926

>it's very possible that the Word was preached in the beginning, but soon the wicked traditions of men took over.

You realize that we use the same Bible, right?


179dff No.545931

>>545930

>You realize that we use the same Bible, right?

It isn't preached in the pulpit so no one reads it. The priests don't care if their congregation lives in sin.


ad7edc No.545932

>>545929

>…

You're not going to, but I'll regardless request you stop posting immediately. You write in a rather obvious way.

>You're trusting in them and not Jesus

Trust this.

James 5:16 Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man has great power to prevail

>The prayer of a righteous man has great power to prevail

Romans 3:10 As it is written: “There is no one righteous, not even one;

(Referring to people on earth, that are still sinful)

Don't you know that you will not find one righteous person in earth, but many in heaven?

Ask others to pray for you.


afcae0 No.545934

File: 86fc2a317698727⋯.jpg (147.68 KB, 960x719, 960:719, 12143232_10154070819709204….jpg)

>>545931

>It isn't preached in the pulpit so no one reads it. The priests don't care if their congregation lives in sin.

Dude you seriously need to stop pulling posts out of your butt if you want people to take you seriously. The other guy was right.

>Church of Satan meme

>catlicks don't read their Bible meme

I'm waiting for the inevitable post where you use the words 'Babylon' or 'Pagan'.

We have readings from Scripture each day at mass, followed by a homily. The sermon is part of the Sacrifice of the Mass.


179dff No.545936

>>545934

I'm just telling you my experience. Reading some words in monotone while half the congregation sleeps in the pew is not preaching the Word. No one can sleep in my church because the pastor is passionate about the Word.


a34754 No.545955

>>545932

KJV says confess your faults, not your sins.


ad7edc No.545958

>>545955

>I wasn't using KJV

Shit

If it doesn't change the "pray" part though I'm still game.


a34754 No.545961

>>545958

"Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

So I guess you have a point here kind of, but unless you can confess your faults to dead people then I don't see how you could get he Saints to pray for you.


179dff No.545966

>>545961

Thanks a lot friend, Catholics quoting NWO Bible versions to win an argument is low.


3ecc46 No.545967

>>545961

>saints are dead

You are gravely mistaken.


a34754 No.545969

>>545966

No problem buddy.


28f890 No.549053

>>541317

>actual "pastor" goes on a rant about vitamin k

Holy guacamole, American protestantism is insane.


f221d1 No.549055

>>549053

>Steven Anderson

>Protestant


f92eed No.549060

>>549055

I know this is a meme thread but such high powerlevel memes aren't to mess with.


075a9a No.549199

>>549053

I think it was that he was debating his teacher about evolietion. I don't know what potassium has to do with it though.


2beaa4 No.549585

>>549199

Potassium (Kalium) has chemical symbol K. So his teacher thought that when Anderson said "Vitamin K", he meant Potassium; the teacher said "there is no such vitamin".


b41538 No.549992

>>541313

I died at the gamecube one


d674ed No.549998

>>541313

>>549992

>gamecube is a pagan arab shrine

>mini-discs hold less than ps2 disc

>no online without add-on

>nifty lunchbox handle to make storage more difficult

Seems legit. It does have all the hallmarks of Arabic engineering.


31a76a No.555489

File: 948a0d3beef626b⋯.jpg (101.67 KB, 640x720, 8:9, steph1.jpg)

OC


c200ba No.555502

>>541328

>the Catholics think it's a sin for me to go to bed with my wife

What did he meme by this?


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d740bd No.555519

>>555489

Need more Anderson memes like this


f6680f No.555537

>>555502

He means he likes butt sex


dd707f No.555545

>>555489

10/10

this has HUGE meme potential. post the transparencies, ill work on some tonight


5a116d No.555644

>>555489

>>555545

requesting one with "He's worse than a jew, he's a catholic". I love this board and I love baptists.


e9dcf0 No.555646

File: af7fabe19a045bc⋯.jpeg (115.42 KB, 1024x526, 512:263, 77ED2CC7-74F0-4A5A-81B2-6….jpeg)


bf44e5 No.555770

>>555489

Doesn't it insult Anderson by equating him with memri-tier crap?

Or is that the point I am missing?


72facf No.555790

File: 89f2f4216b95665⋯.jpeg (34.05 KB, 443x332, 443:332, C43B9411-689F-4545-AD63-2….jpeg)

>>555770

> Doesn't it insult Anderson by equating him with memri-tier crap?


d8586e No.558154

File: f02cf0bca5f884e⋯.png (969.81 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, andersoncath.png)


dd707f No.558163


8b0df0 No.558227

File: 45e581ab1c55096⋯.jpg (57.54 KB, 500x636, 125:159, ab1bcf1f4.jpg)

>>558154

Truly inspired.


ed8909 No.558861

>>545637

Because Steven Anderson literally claimed The Word is the Bible? Also portentous when the Bible falls off the pulpit.


f8da89 No.558893

>>558154

>>555489

These are amazing.


520f83 No.558918

The Book of Potassium

CHAPTER 1

1 This is the book of the generations of Steven the Baptist.

2 In the reign of Obama, king of the Americans, there arose to renown a Christian from among the Gentiles, a man who walked upright and stood righteous before the Lord.

3 He greweth to manhood in that land which is spiritually called Sodom and Gomorrah, knownst amongst the unlearned by the accursed name California.

4 The multitudes began to call upon him as Steven the Baptist, for he knewth well the scriptures, with the keenest understanding of vitamins, and practiced baptism.

5 He prospered exceedingly in fire alarm sales, a fitting employ, as his preaching warned of Hades, and his ministry was like unto a fire upon the land that woneth many souls unto the Lord.

6 And he tooketh for himself a habitation in Tempe, even in the land of Arizona, saying,

7 Let us therefore prayeth for King Obama, not for his health, but rather for his death, for his ways pleaseth not the Lord. Amen.

8 Hearing this prayer, the anger of the scribes and Pharisees was kindled greatly against him, and they saith unto themselves,

9 Oy vey! Who is this Steven who prayeth against our chosen king?

10 Let us seizeth upon him, so that we might casteth him into prison.

11 But Steven outwitted them, saying,

12 Art thine eyes fixed so tightly upon the burnt offering which the Germans hast gaveth up to the Lord, that the smoke of it concealeth from your sight even the flames of Gehenna?

13 And the scribes and Pharisees were greatly wroth at these words, and conspired to wreaketh ruin against him, but he evaded their grasp with assured nimbleness.


520f83 No.558919

>>558918

CHAPTER 2

1 And it came to pass that Steven took a damsel for his wife, a daughter of the tribe of Bavaria, and they were wed with much merriment.

2 And he entered into her in the manner of men with women, and God opened her womb, and she bore him seven children, and they rejoiced.

3 But a foul spirit had cometh upon that generation, awaiting to snatch up in its jowls even babes as they fleeth from their mothers' thighs.

4 In those days, madmen went up and down the streets, saying,

5 Let us exchangeth what is good for what is evil, and worketh unseemliness with one another, man with man, and woman with woman.

6 Those who speakth such words are called faggots.

7 And there appeared on televisions such mockeries of mankind as to sicken the stomach, dressed in raiment against their own birth, saying,

8 Let us forsaketh the nature in which God createth us, and rather pursueth manners of our own choosing.

9 Those who speaketh such words are again called faggots.

10 And still others appeared in every coffee shop, men of much delicacy and women of much robustness, bit neither of any wisdom, saying,

11 Let us taketh marriage, which God hast bestowed upon mankind as a most generous blessing, and cleave it unto our own arrogance, and cast it to pieces upon the law.

12 Those who speaketh such words are called not faggots, but still worse, liberals.

13 But the judges, harkeneth to these perverse notions, and madeth them so by the law of men, which is but dust before the Law.

14 When Steven the Baptist heard of this iniquity, his fury burned hot as a furnace, and he spoke thereof, saying,

15 The counsel I hereby offereth to the Sodomites is onefold, for my breath is most precious unto the Lord.

16 I say unto ye, kill thyselves.

17 And when the scribes and Pharisees heard these words they cried to the heavens, and wept hot tears, and wrent their robes, saying

18 Oy Gevalt! Who is this Steven the Baptist, who saith Sodomy is a sin!

19 Surely the multitudes must convergeth upon his household in great host this very minute, and striketh him down this very hour! His blood be upon him!

20 And so the Southern Poverty Law Center declared the church of Steven a hateful assembly, and Canada forbadeth his entry.

21 Yet Steven the Baptist affixed a plaque upon his wall, yea even within his very church, that declareth his church as such in the name of the Southern Poverty Law Center,

22 and at Canada he merely laughed with much derision.

23 And the scribes and Pharisees were much perplexed at this, yet their wrath increased sevenfold, and they resolved furthermore to undo Steven.


520f83 No.558922

>>558919

CHAPTER 3

1 And in the fullness of time there came a desire upon Steven the Baptist to sojourn to the land of Mexico,

2 where he perceived many souls in thrall to papistry to winneth unto the Lord.

3 And verily he went down to Mexico, and baptized many, great and small.

4 But upon his return to the kingdom of America, the agents of the Pharisees did detain him, saying,

5 Is this not the Steven the Baptist who we have been warned of, who denieth the sanctity of Sodomite union, and prayeth for the destruction of our own master, and teaches the multitudes the mysteries of vitamin K?

6 Let us therefore seize upon him, and cast him into prison, and thereby undo him, as is the will of the scribes and Pharisees, men of renown.

7 And so the gatekeepers ordered Steven of Sacramento to undo his window, and step forth from his vehicle.

8 Steven, knowing well his rights, refused steadfastly.

9 The gatekeepers, greatly wroth, broketh his window in their fury, and tazed him mercilessly with much abandon, and cast him into prison.

10 The scribes and Pharisees rubbed their hands one upon the other, and licked the gums of their teeth with the tongues of their mouths, and said,

11 Surely the time has come at last when we will smote the ruin of Steven the Baptist upon the mountainslope, for he is securely within our clutches, with no escape.

12 But Steven stood before the court and delivered his defence, and the jury agreed, and freeth him swiftly.

13 The scribes and Pharisees fell to the ground, and tore at the hair of their heads, and rolled around like unto hotdogs.

14 They lamented with great gnashing of teeth,

15 Why has Steven gone free? hast not we doneth the bidding of you, our master, Bal Moloch of Khazaria? are we not worthy of reward?

16 And then God answered them resoundingly, as Trump woneth the election, and Obama was king no more, and Hillary never was.


b2a04b No.559840

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Reminder that one of the most notable Catholic superheroes is a demonic mutie.


5d50a3 No.559851

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>>559840

Don't forget

dare

DEVIL




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