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CHAPTER 2
1 And it came to pass that Steven took a damsel for his wife, a daughter of the tribe of Bavaria, and they were wed with much merriment.
2 And he entered into her in the manner of men with women, and God opened her womb, and she bore him seven children, and they rejoiced.
3 But a foul spirit had cometh upon that generation, awaiting to snatch up in its jowls even babes as they fleeth from their mothers' thighs.
4 In those days, madmen went up and down the streets, saying,
5 Let us exchangeth what is good for what is evil, and worketh unseemliness with one another, man with man, and woman with woman.
6 Those who speakth such words are called faggots.
7 And there appeared on televisions such mockeries of mankind as to sicken the stomach, dressed in raiment against their own birth, saying,
8 Let us forsaketh the nature in which God createth us, and rather pursueth manners of our own choosing.
9 Those who speaketh such words are again called faggots.
10 And still others appeared in every coffee shop, men of much delicacy and women of much robustness, bit neither of any wisdom, saying,
11 Let us taketh marriage, which God hast bestowed upon mankind as a most generous blessing, and cleave it unto our own arrogance, and cast it to pieces upon the law.
12 Those who speaketh such words are called not faggots, but still worse, liberals.
13 But the judges, harkeneth to these perverse notions, and madeth them so by the law of men, which is but dust before the Law.
14 When Steven the Baptist heard of this iniquity, his fury burned hot as a furnace, and he spoke thereof, saying,
15 The counsel I hereby offereth to the Sodomites is onefold, for my breath is most precious unto the Lord.
16 I say unto ye, kill thyselves.
17 And when the scribes and Pharisees heard these words they cried to the heavens, and wept hot tears, and wrent their robes, saying
18 Oy Gevalt! Who is this Steven the Baptist, who saith Sodomy is a sin!
19 Surely the multitudes must convergeth upon his household in great host this very minute, and striketh him down this very hour! His blood be upon him!
20 And so the Southern Poverty Law Center declared the church of Steven a hateful assembly, and Canada forbadeth his entry.
21 Yet Steven the Baptist affixed a plaque upon his wall, yea even within his very church, that declareth his church as such in the name of the Southern Poverty Law Center,
22 and at Canada he merely laughed with much derision.
23 And the scribes and Pharisees were much perplexed at this, yet their wrath increased sevenfold, and they resolved furthermore to undo Steven.