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Yoga is Satanic Christanon 10/01/17 (Sun) 17:29:07 db43b1 No.532576

It is the product of HIndism.

1) If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)

Christanon 10/01/17 (Sun) 18:58:54 a8ef15 No.532621

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>>532576

Pooping is Satanic

It is a product of HEll.

Christanon 10/01/17 (Sun) 19:45:00 22ab7f No.532636

>>532621

Sure smells like it

Christanon 10/01/17 (Sun) 20:06:35 98c0a9 No.532643

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>>532576

>using a machine that was designed by an atheist.

>using the Hindu-Arabic numeral system of 0-9 instead of proper Hebrew numerals .

Christanon 10/01/17 (Sun) 20:31:02 b2f572 No.532652

>>532643

Yoga is a spiritual meditation from Hindu Brahman not a useful tool

Christanon 10/01/17 (Sun) 20:33:05 701e08 No.532653

>>532643

>Hebrew numerals

>Proper

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Christanon 10/01/17 (Sun) 20:46:24 01d010 No.532660

>>532576

Yoga is stretching exercise. It's good for you. Nobody's making you ululate to the brahman when doing it.

Christanon 10/01/17 (Sun) 21:05:51 6a47fb No.532673

>>532660

The original purpose of Yoga is deadening your senses and thus stop the suffering that is still excruciating on the Indian subcontinent. You don't need Yoga for your spiritual well being, because you and the Church already know the solution to suffering from Christ.

Christanon 10/01/17 (Sun) 21:10:16 01d010 No.532676

>>532673

The original purpose of the computer you're using is to calculate mathematics equations. Original purpose doesn't mean anything. Simple stretching exercise is good for you. Try it sometime.

Christanon 10/01/17 (Sun) 21:28:13 6a47fb No.532699

>>532676

Your analogy doesn't work. Here it is worded differently so you can understand:

>The original purpose of the Computer was calculating boring things like matrices and curves. You should try doing that with computers

>WTF? Are you retarded? We have Jupiter machines and pseudo neural grids for these tasks nowadays!

Christanon 10/01/17 (Sun) 21:36:14 701e08 No.532705

>>532673

The original purpose of imageboards was to trade pornographic images of children (pizza), yet you're using it to worship Christ. Take your FUD and go back to >>>/islam/.

Christanon 10/01/17 (Sun) 22:10:34 6a47fb No.532724

>>532705

You seem to not get the analogy. I won't even correct you on the original purpose of Image boards and I won't go to >>>/islam/ , because my Religion is (somewhat) about sanctification, not supremacy.

Christanon 10/02/17 (Mon) 00:01:34 701e08 No.532842

>>532724

>a gun can only be used to kill people

>I'm too le smart to debate you tibs bedora XDXDXD

Fuck off back to reddit, you massive faggot

Christanon 10/02/17 (Mon) 06:15:28 155c33 No.533004

>>532621

shidded dod gom XDDDDD

ebij menes :D

Christanon 10/02/17 (Mon) 08:56:26 98c0a9 No.533032

>>532652

>spiritual meditation

>not a useful tool

>>532673

>The original purpose of Yoga is deadening your senses

Hey, you said it, not me.

"when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hesychasm

Nobody except you here thinks you have to pray to strange hindu gods when 'deadening' your senses. The sad part is we have this thread every week.

Christanon 10/02/17 (Mon) 09:55:34 3031bd No.533045

Californian stretching =/= Yoga.

Christanon 10/02/17 (Mon) 21:03:00 e49f7a No.533284

>>532576

It is time to shut up a gym and claim God made me do it?

Christanon 10/02/17 (Mon) 21:04:00 e49f7a No.533285

>>532652

drawing cartoons is neither useful or practical and there is a branch of Christians that still don't believe is isn.

Christanon 10/02/17 (Mon) 21:43:16 5bfe3b No.533302

>>533032

I wrote against the original aims of Yoga and the effects (the desired effects) the majority of its non-Hindu practitioners don't want. Maybe I didn't word it good enough to distinguish is it from Hesychasm itself that doesn't turn you slowly autistic over time.

https://www.impantokratoros.gr/FCF89A19.en.aspx

Christanon 10/02/17 (Mon) 23:41:05 943359 No.533351

Yogi Bear is Satanic

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 00:56:54 596cc3 No.533401

>>533302

poor brainlet

(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 02:24:20 55c9bc No.533437

>>533329

You first. You can also tell me whats wrong with source or whats wrong with posts instead.

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 02:31:43 a42341 No.533442

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>>532621

Martin Luther came up with all his heresies while using the toilet. Coincidence? I think not!

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 15:23:05 197c9a No.533644

>>533442

Vatican bant is on another level

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 16:03:20 e43687 No.533654

>>533302

Kind of strange what is going here in the difference in response to this thread and a similar one, just a couple of weeks ago. The other thread almost universally pointed out that yoga is indeed satanic. Is this one just full of shills and redditors? Weird.

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 16:30:51 01d010 No.533664

>>533654

It's amazing how different a board becomes when you clean out the LARPers.

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 16:46:57 e43687 No.533669

>>533664

You really think that's what happened here? If that's the case, this board was basically built by LARPers who were the majority of posters from nearly the beginning of this board up until recently.

I mean no disrespect to you. I don't even have a horse in this race. Just noticing big differences.

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 16:51:45 94a62e No.533670

>>532576

Yoga is for lefties so yeah it's satanic.

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 16:52:13 8b1cd2 No.533671

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>>532576

Dumb thread

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 16:59:06 94a62e No.533675

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>>533442

Martin Luther King was heretic-i can't disagree.But the good thing about him is that he was antisemitic.

On the poster:Deadly enemie of christianity

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 17:00:40 e43687 No.533677

>>533675

>Martin Luther King

Kang wasn't, but Martin Luther was, as was every sane person up until recently.

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 17:01:17 fdcad5 No.533678

>>532576

Praying for you, OP. I hope that one day you too may be one with the Father.

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 18:14:24 e1bc05 No.533694

>>532576

You might aswell go all out and say that our numerical are Satanic for they were invented by Religious Hindus.

Sage for Fringe thread. Stop directing worry of Luciferianism towards non-issues, waste of resources when there are huge very real assaults on faith being done.

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 20:31:12 c5912c No.533761

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>Breathing and exercise is satanic

Please.

Christanon 10/03/17 (Tue) 20:42:05 718915 No.533766

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>>532621

Done in Shin megami tensei