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>>912
Let's not kid ourselves here, every province is just variations and different degrees of shit but then I also hold close the idea that everyone is a gigantic faggot, and those that deny are the biggest faggots of them all.
>Yukon
Lowish population since no one wants to deal with lack of goods and being ass-raped by Jack Frost for half the year. People range from having "a friendly small town atmosphere" to "being made of fucking concentrated asshole". Economy tends to yo-yo. I hope you have a gun and bear mace because the wildlife competes with Africa in terms of size and how efficiently they can remove your organs. If you can survive extreme cold and get over the fact that a chunk of the population is permanently drunk and depressed, the view is really nice. When the sun is up for you to see it, at least.
>NWT
Lots of Inuit and natives. Most people who aren't Inuit either end up moving back south eventually, or are up there for industrial work. Everything costs almost twice as much as down south, and you have to wait for flights to get supplies and mail. Hope you like sled dogs because those are still used a lot even if it's not primary. Similar wilderness issues to Yukon, expect polar bears.
>Iqaluit
Used to be the other half of NWT. More of the same shit only they sometimes talk about breaking away from Canada. Sadly for them, it freezes back on every winter.
>BC
The cancerous coastal areas are best known for weed, liberal hipsters, insane property values no one can pay (mostly in the capital), a ton of chinks, empty houses being held onto by said chinks for money, and fruit trees. Victoria is on an island that you get to by ferry so everything takes longer to get there. The rural parts are best known for natives, lumberjacks, and being on fire. People like to camp out there in the summer to enjoy both the wilderness and getting eaten alive by the mutated West-Can mosquitoes. Vancouver is one of the main 3 popular places for immigrants to go to, and also just so happens to be in need of a nuking for a better tomorrow.
>Alberta
Beef and oil country, like Texas in miniature but without all the Mexicans, landwhales, or any actual backbone. Best known in recent times for being the only province to vote completely Conservative in the last federal election when nearly everyone else voted Liberal/NDP. Not that it did anything. Also they voted in NDP as their provincial government anyway. The two biggest cities, Edmonton and Calgary, are constantly in a sissy slapfight with each other over who is better at hockey and who has the biggest mall. No one cares but them. Has a dedicated Frenchfag containment area in the east. The big cities are full of pajeets, art galleries, and bad traffic, while outside the cities is mostly ranchers and industrial workers. Everyone hunts except the libtards, niggers, and poos; lots of people come up from the States to go durr huntin'. Also there's fossils.
>Saskatchewan
If you fell asleep at the wheel in Saskatchewan, you would wake up still on the road. Everything is ridiculously flat and covered in farming fields, so naturally Saskatchewan is best known for farmers. And a metric fuckton of drunk natives. And lots of violent crime. Most of the land is covered in grain grasses and shit like canola and mustard, which means come the thaw anyone with allergies will die a terrible, violent death. The lack of geographical obstacles means the windchill reaches stupidly low temperatures in winter. Has a tiny not-desert in it with stuff that only lives around the sand. Saskatoon has the highest crime rate in the country and something like half of it is considered "dangerous neighborhoods". Like all prairie provinces, its public transit is shit. Has lots of Uranium.
>Manitoba
No one remembers Manitoba, even people who live there bitch about how boring and terrible it is. Poorfag province. Has even more drunk natives than Saskatchewan, and this would be considered Manitoba's primary export if they could actually get rid of them. Those who are not drunk are stoned off their asses. Like other prairie provinces, the locals go into forced cryostasis in winter so as to remain fresh for the giant summer mosquitoes, which are everywhere thanks to all the damn lakes and wetlands there. If in a city, expect your car to get stolen, then yourself to be mugged on your walk down to the police station. Rural areas are like a less impressive Saskatchewan but with more lakes and polar bears. That ebola vaccine was developed here, so you can send Winnipeg your profuse thanks for saving all those innocent Africans. Has a museum.
