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What election?

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 No.114

Does your milk really come in bags?
Can I use Tire Money to buy smokes?
What is your national bird?
Why do you call Disco Fries Putin?
Why don't you exterminate the French?
Do you all live in trailer parks?
Why do you have so many trannies?
Why are you socialist?
Why are there so many chinese?
Why aren't you as polite as on TV?
Is Tim Hortons really that good?
Who is Tim Hortons?

 No.116

In Eastern Canada only
No
None, should be the loon though
To placate the French
Because Montreal is pretty damn cool
No
Do we?
Because it's cold and we huddle together for warmth
Trudeau Sr. let them in
Because it's cold and it puts us in a bad mood
No
He played in the NHL so we must glorify him

 No.117

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>>114
>Does your milk really come in bags?
Can confirm for Ontario
>Can I use Tire Money to buy smokes?
I dunno, can you?
>What is your national bird?
Blue jay? Loon? No idea
>Why do you call Disco Fries Putin?
What the fuck are Disco fries?
>Why don't you exterminate the French?
Every person i've met from Quebec is a wank.
>Do you all live in trailer parks?
lol, no.
>Why do you have so many trannies?
We do? because of libs, I guess.
>Why are you socialist?
I'm not?
>Why are there so many chinese?
I assume you are referring to BC..Ontario is filled with East Indians.
>Why aren't you as polite as on TV?
Depends on the day, but judging by most experiences with strangers, ie; apologizing for almost bumping into someone, I'd say we are.
>Is Tim Hortons really that good?
No it's shit. McCafe all the way.
>Who is Tim Hortons?
Some dumb nigger who didn't know how to drive and accidently the whole thing. Ever why they're called Timbits? Thats the joke.

 No.119

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Yep. There are cartons though, mostly for soy and almond.
Not that I know of.
The Ostrich of course, what else?
Because the French are literally rolled up balls of fat.
See above. No weapon can pierce their layers.
Nope.
That's mostly Vancouver and Montreal from what I've heard. Plenty of fags in Ontario though.
Not sure.
The Phillipenises are more prominent from what I've found. Probably why there's so many trannies.
Sorry.
No.
He was a man.

 No.139

>>114
Yes.
No.
Osprey
What?
I dunno. Good idea.
No.
I dunno, didn't get around to gassing yet
I dunno.
Because Harper is a weeb
Because fuck media
Yes, I like it.
Hockey…dude…?

 No.200

>Does your milk really come in bags?
Depends on where you live.
>Can I use Tire Money to buy smokes?
Nah.
>What is your national bird?
We're still voting on that one, but the Common Loon is in the lead.
>Why do you call Disco Fries Putin?
Because we don't want our vastly superiour rendition using cheese curds to be confused with filthy shredded cheese imitators.
>Why don't you exterminate the French?
We're waiting for them to race-mix some more or something.
>Do you all live in trailer parks?
Nah, but I'm glad that folks don't think we live in Igloos anymore.
>Why do you have so many trannies?
Wish I could tell you, but I just don't know. Gave the LGBBQ crowd a little too much leash I guess.
>Why are you socialist?
Well that's just like, your political perspective man.
>Why are there so many chinese?
Because god damn, there's a lot of chinese people to go around.
>Why aren't you as polite as on TV?
The language might be a little more crass, but I think the same goodwill is present.
>Is Tim Hortons really that good?
Nope.
>Who is Tim Hortons?
Tim Horton was a Hockey player, who played for like 30 years or something. Died cause he sucked at driving. The two might be related.

 No.237

Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
Nigger

 No.238

Yes.
No.
The Shit Eagle.
Fries are not Russian.
Not allowed to kill people just because they're gay.
No. Some of us live in dumpsters.
Trannies are beloved in Canada.
We aren't.
They reproduce in large numbers.
It's too fucking cold most of the time to be cheery. That and Harper is still in power.
Yes. Especially dark roast.
He was Canada's first openly gay hockey player. Naturally he played for the Habs.

 No.250

>Does your milk really come in bags?
yes
>Can I use Tire Money to buy smokes?
no
>What is your national bird?
none
>Why do you call Disco Fries Putin?
theyre not even the same thing
>Why don't you exterminate the French?
good question
>Do you all live in trailer parks?
yes
>Why do you have so many trannies?
we dont
>Why are you socialist?
implying you know what socialism is
>Why are there so many chinese?
well they need to move somewhere
>Why aren't you as polite as on TV?
idk i dont watch tv
>Is Tim Hortons really that good?
no and burger king is making it even fucking worse now
>Who is Tim Hortons?
hockey player

 No.260

>Does your milk really come in bags?
Albertafag here, no, that's fucking weird

>Can I use Tire Money to buy smokes?

Canadian Tire? Nah. You could get a shovel though

>What is your national bird?

Didn't know we had one. I guess it's the Geese

>Why do you call Disco Fries Putin?

Some french shit I think

>Why don't you exterminate the French?

Better to keep them in quarantine in Quebec

>Do you all live in trailer parks?

Not me, in fact I've never seen a trailer park

>Why do you have so many trannies?

Alberta is the Texas of Canada so I've never seen any before

>Why are you socialist?

Comes with the immigration I suppose. Immigrants love the government support, can confirm am immigrant

>Why are there so many chinese?

I think a bunch of them where brought over when that big ass railroad was being built, and once the train was finished, the men built a home here and brought their families over

>Why aren't you as polite as on TV?

Canada being full of polite people is a meme. I think everyone acts their best to try to kill the sterotype

>Is Tim Hortons really that good?

Meh. I don't drink coffee but the donuts are decent

>Who is Tim Hortons?

He may have been a hockey player who started a business after winning the Stanley Cup, but I'm not 100 percent sure

 No.268

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>Does your milk really come in bags?

no by

>Can I use Tire Money to buy smokes?


wa

>What is your national bird?


terr

>Why do you call Disco Fries Putin?


wa

>Why don't you exterminate the French?


jesus fuckin kebekers

>Do you all live in trailer parks?


wa

>Why do you have so many trannies?


wa

>Why are you socialist?


frig aff

>Why are there so many chinese?


i likes dem chinese girls at mun by dey dresses like a cartoon


>Why aren't you as polite as on TV?


lard tunderin jesus fuck aff wit it by

>Is Tim Hortons really that good?


i lows

>Who is Tim Hortons?


ees a ackey plair



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