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 No.54274

Hello. I don't know russian.

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 No.54276

Lucky.

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 No.54277

педик

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 No.55810

Tips for start learning?

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 No.56274

>>55810

play STALKER

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 No.56287

I picked up a little bit of Russian while masturbating to TATU videos. That's a good start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F-JfWqMG6g

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 No.56346

>>56274

This game is ukranian as far as i know.

>>56287

Very cute, but how do i masturbate in russian?

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 No.56347

>>56346

>how do i masturbate in russian?

Дрочить!

>This game is ukranian as far as i know.

But language in game is russian. ~80% of ukrainians can speak russian, and 99.9% can understand it.

Why you want to learn russian? And as i feel, Russian(ukrainian, etc) is like in 5 times harder, than English.

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 No.56348

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 No.56349

>>56346

>but how do i masturbate in russian?

In the internets, sometimes we use copy from english "to fap" - фапать.

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 No.56729

>>56347

I want to live in Russia for some time.

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 No.56730

>>56729

Why would anyone want this?

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 No.56732

>>56729

What you want to see here? Like, for what purposes you want to live there? Russia/Ukraine/Kazahstan/Another post-USSR countries are always 5-20 site on suicide rate stats. All another statistics like that have numbers like that/

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 No.56757

Why can’t the Slavic people conquer Papua New Guinea?

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 No.56761

Can I pay the Slavic people to reside in Papua New Guinea illegally?

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 No.57171

>>56730

>>56732

Russians seem to not iterate with each other, i would have a quiet and isolate life away from normies.

>>56761

I make the same question for this being.

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 No.57434

>>57171

And you will have to contact with this, who we call "bydlo" every time, when you go out.

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 No.58033

>>57434

Talk to people is obligatory when getting outside in Russia? You know, I just want to avoid the "Hey Anon! How are you doing dude XD" bullshit, I think Russia like a place where you can go to the same market for years and don't be friends with the cashier.

Btw the first word I learned in russian was masturbate - Дрочить / фапать, and the second was normie (redneck?) - bydlo. Let's get more degenerate.

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 No.58035

Облигатору

Мастюрбатэ

Чики брики

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 No.58167

>>58033

Hard to translate, what bydlo is. Like city-redneck, but not exectly it.

>I just want to avoid the "Hey Anon! How are you doing dude XD" bullshit, I think Russia like a place where you can go to the same market for years and don't be friends with the cashier.

Yes, but 80% that you will get amazing random encounters on the street like

>Hey, you. Have to smoke? *punches you*

>Why you are looking like fag? Are you fag? *punches you*

Policeman:

>Hey. Yes-yes, what we have there? Mhm, what is this? *gets ziplock* And what we are going to do?

And many others, including talks with random alcoholics.

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 No.58580

>>58167

What a fascinating place.

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