Name: The Wizard
Backstory: Deep in the underbelly of the city of Detroit, in the basement of a basement of a basement, there dwells a soul of what once was a man cursed with untold levels of spaghetti and autism, to the point that it crippled his everyday existence, until he one day snapped and transcended to a new state of being - that which can best be described as "wizardly". He has abandoned his rage and angst at not being able to find a girlfriend, for he has learned a powerful secret - a V-card ages like a fine wine and, when 30 years pass without submitting to earthly needs and desires, a spark ignites within a man, a reward for rejecting the temptations of mortal flesh. Now the Wizard, as he is known, no longer has mortal wants or needs, devoting himself not to such simple motivations that have trapped the rest of his species but instead to unlocking the secrets of the universe itself and transcending this mortal shell into a being of pure power, from which none may stand against.
One night, while contemplating the universe's machinations the Wizard heard the call to go to the new world, and this was one temptation that he did not fight off, for the Wizard knew that it was his time to awaken to his true powers and ascend to godhood!
Wish: To gain complete mastery over the forces of the world
Inventory: The Wizard's Tome of Knowledge (a vast and comprehensive collection of knowledge of history, mathematics, science, etc. that the Wizard has collected over the years), a katana, a Box of Sustenance (Cheetos and Funyuns), the Robes of the Wizard, a pair of magically-acquired Yeezys, his golemfu
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Health: Fine
Skills:
Thirst: 0/4 +1/turn How long it has been since you last drank anything hydrating. You get a penalty equal to half this number rounded down and at max you die.
Hunger: 0/56 +1/turn How long it has been since you last ate. You get a penalty to all rolls equal to half this number rounded down, and at the cap you die.
Bonus: