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Welcome to Benis & Benis Benis Wright 05/19/24 (Sun) 06:28:40 No.2

Benis & Benis | Attorneys at Pre

At Benis & Benis, our focus is on handling cases that most would deem 'exceptional' or 'eccentric.'

We specialize in fringe theories, alternative realities, and conspiracy-related concerns. From alien abductions to psychic damage claims due to fluoride tap-water overexposure, our purview shuns none.

Are you ready? Join the rebellion, fight for your rights with Benis & Benis!

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Code of Conduct and Casing Doctrine Benis Wright 05/19/24 (Sun) 06:33:49 No.3

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Benis & Benis Attorneys at Pre: Client Conduct Code and Casing Doctrine

At Benis & Benis, our focus is on handling cases that most would deem 'exceptional' or 'eccentric.' Consequently, we've formulated a set of rules and procedures specifically tailored to suit our clients' unique needs.

1. Case Type: We specialize in fringe theories, alternative realities, and conspiracy-related concerns. From alien abductions to psychic damage claims due to fluoride tap-water overexposure, our purview shuns none.

2. Client Conduct: While we embrace uniqueness and acknowledge the diversity of thoughts and emotions that come with schizophrenia, we expect a basic level of decorum from our clients.

- Respectful Engagement: Clients should treat all staff members/other clients with respect. Swearing, curses or any form of offensive language during communication is frowned upon.

- Punctuality: Clients are expected to arrive on time for appointments and court hearings.

3. Communication: Clients must communicate all necessary details related to the case with complete honesty, no matter how outlandish the details might sound. Withholding information can prove detrimental to your case.

4. Financial Transparency: All financial dealings must be straightforward; up-front costs and attorney fees should be agreed upon before engagement with the services.

5. Termination of Services: Benis & Benis retain the right to terminate services in case of unmanageable conduct or noncompliance with these regulations.

6. Wizards Only Rule: Should a client claim to have actual magical powers, they will be required to demonstrate said power to Benis & Benis staff members. Failure to do so will result in immediate dismissal of case.

The team at Benis & Benis appreciates your cooperation with our policies as we stride into unknown territories of legality together.

Join the rebellion, fight for your rights with Benis & Benis!

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Post last edited at 05/19/24 (Sun) 06:42:39

Apply Now Benis Wright 05/19/24 (Sun) 06:41:29 No.4

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The following is a sample application, those seeking representation by the firm Benis & Benis can find an application link below:

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Describe any history of mental or psychological illness. Include all current and past medications: Failure to disclose may result in immediate dismissal of your case

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Be thorough - deliberate omitting of facts may result in immediate closure of your case and denial of future representation

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I am a victim of gangstalking

I am being hunted by assasins

I have been abducted by a non-government entity

I am a victim of government and/or corporate conspiracy

I am under unwarranted surveillance

I am the victim of occultic abuse

I am the victim of a hex/spell

I am being subjected to VTS (Voice to Skull) transmission

I am being subjected to neural monitoring

I am the victim of targeted isolation (government gangstalking)

I am stuck inside another person's body or mind

I am in fear for my life

I am in fear for your life

I can create and destroy human beings via blockchain technology

I control governments and corporations via blockchain technology

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I am God

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You will have the opportunity to elaborate during consultation - thank you for your patience and brevity

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I am a current practitioner of Gematria (any model)

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By checking this box you affirm that the details provided above are provided in full and truest to the extent of your knowledge. By submitting this form you release Benis & Benis Atty Ltd from all liability for monetary or legal claims.

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