Lately I have been solving calculus mathemagicks to decipher the hidden codes behind the art of baneposting. Here is a compilation of the most important ones I solved:
>[title] [name], I'm [organisation].
>Uh, [subject] don't get to [verb] [object].
>They work for the [noun], the [nickname].
>He didn't [verb] so good, who want's to try next?
>A lot of [object] for a [adjective] [noun]!
>It doesn't matter who [pronoun] [verb], what matters is [pronoun] [noun].
>Noone cared who [subject] [verb] until [subject] put on the [object].
>If I [verb] that off, would you [verb]?
>It would be extremely [adjective].
>You're a [adjective] [noun]!
>For [pronoun]…
>Was [description of situation] part of [possesive pronoun] [noun]?
>[title] [name] refused our [object] in favor of yours.
>What's the next step in your [adjective] [noun]?
>Crashing this [object] … with no survivors.
>No, they expect one of us at the [object], brother.
>Have we [verb] the [noun]?
>Yes, the [noun] [verb]!
>Calm down [title], now is not the time for [noun], that comes later.