/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

OP here, just had a wank, a meal and now it's off to bed. I'll let you nocturnal NEETs have your way with this thread until I awake around midday. Good night

while u sleep

i reap

Might head to bed soon, BO make sure you add the >>9087 banner someone made.

>>9113

I'm gonna be a good boy and wake up early tomorrow.

Neets I had the worst psychiatrist meet of mine life yesterday

>>9117

why cunt

>>9117

Spill the beans

>>9117

dog

Alright NEETs time for another story

>year 10

>after the islander guy I was friends with, David had moved back to Sydney

>try to find friends post-flip incident

>bunch of gooks and others sit nearby in the libary

>try to befriend them

>initially they are ok with me behind around them

>even invite me to go and get food with them

>one day some weeks later

>a monday lunchtime

>overhear them talking about how they went to the cinemas at the weekend

>realise they met up and i wasn't invited

>ask them why they didn't invite me

>at first bullshit excuse

>then one fat gook says that they "don't like my presence"

>get mad

>take off my shoes

>throw them at him while yelling and screaming

>notice qt girl I kind of liked at the time is sitting nearby

>she saw

>get my shoes and leave the libary in utter shame

The shit with the gook gang continued and although was the most painful for me, was also the last major run-in with others I had in my HS years

Goodnight NEETs

>>9089

They're mimicking cartoons from their youth, and lack the means to cease this childish behavior.

>>9121

Russel crowe?

Big aboriginal penis

Woke up. Another day of soul-crushing despair.

Morning NEETs

>tfw woke up depressed

>>9127

>>9128

>>9129

Good Morning friends.

aussieNEET here last night got me a little shook up.

>>9132

Good morning.

>>9132

Quit watching those damn gook toons

A lot of quite NEETs today.

>>9137

Just basking in the serenity of the gen.

>>9130

>aussieNEET here last night got me a little shook up.

He will be less likely to return if you do not post things like that which give him a sense of notoriety and fuel his ego.

The best thing would have been if everyone last night just ignored him.

>>9141

sorry I did it again without realizing, but I agree 100% with what you said m8

>>9141

I would like to see photos of everything please.

>>9141

The coins sound interesting, I collect coins from around the world.

>>9141

Sounds like a bunch of good news.

Today I am going for a NEETwalk to the barbers for a slightly-overdue haircut.

>>9145

What sort of haircut do you ask the barber for?

>>9146

Almost verbatim: "Number 5 on back and sides, trim down the top."

I hate those normalfag hairdressers who talk.

>>9147

Do you use any product in your hair?

Got a wedding I'm supposed to go to on Saturday so I'm going to go get a suit. I might not even go but at least I'll have a suit that fits, my old one is too small now. Hopefully the shops aren't going to be packed at this time of day.

If I'm not all pissed off by people by the time I get the suit I'm planning on going to woolies to get some better pods for the coffee machine.

>>9149

Good luck mate. It is always handy to have a suit in the wardrobe. I am too fat for mine now.

>>9149

Get a grey or navy one, making sure it fits and the arms aren't too long is the most important thing more so than cost. If one is too tight or baggy around your back/shoulders don't be afraid to tell the sales guy to fuck off, they're expensive.

>>9149

Might be cutting it a bit fine if alterations need to be made… well, unless you're a perfectly proportioned NEET.

>>9152

When I bought my suit I had to have the jacket and pants come from different ones.

Back from barbie. Got a good one, he only spoke at the beginning and the end of the haircut and it was all business.

>>9148

I fell and am still falling for the nopoo meme (no shampoo) so what I do is every day I shower and get my hair wet, and every 2 or 3 showers I bring out the baking soda and apple cider vinegar and wash my hair with those things in that order. Baking soda I massage my scalp with, vinegar is more for the tips of the hair. I rinse in between using these substances. My sister recently gave to me some shampoo from Lush so on rare occasions I use that instead. Going no shampoo is supposed to make your hair less greasy in the long run but my hair is still greasy as shit, so fuck that horse shit, but I continue to do it because I like the state of my hair after the baking soda and vinegar.

>>9154

Has your hair been getting lighter in colour since you started doing nopoo?

>>9156

No, and I've been doing it for over a year. I've heard that over time the baking soda and vinegar shit can make your hair prone to falling out which is why I don't do it every shower.

>>9157

I was going to try it but my hair is unbelievably greasy naturally as it is so stuck on the pesticide or whatever it is ridden shampoo jew

I think my hair looks better when I haven't shampooed for a few days. Shampoo makes it go all fluffy.

>>9160

Stay strong mate. These feels are just a temporary thing.

>>9161

It'll never stop only change before looping back

>>9160

>random crying day

I've never had one of those

I'm not sure I am capable of crying any more.

not australian can i still post here

>>9165

post your hairy legs

>>9165

Post legs

>>9166

>>9167

why

>>9168

Don't ask, just post them legs boy.

>>9168

get on with it cunt

I bought a 49 key MIDI keyboard this morning.

>>9171

sing us a song, you're the pianoman

>tfw the bitch who wants me to move out gets back from her holiday tomorrow

>she asked me on Facebook a few weeks ago if I agree I'll be moving out by the 4th of February which is rent day and 'fyi' someone else is moving into my room by then

I just ignored it, till she resent it then I accidentally sent a thumbs up emoji. I don't know why she's got such a massive hard on for me to move out, she's said before she doesn't feel happy living in a house with I guess antisocial people like me. I remember when we first moved in when she barely knew me she said we should start cooking dinners together/sharing meals which I was keen for then when she cooked the first time something also unrelated happened where she thought I owed her money and she goes you can just pay me back for the ingredients she bought for the dinner she made for me and my m8, (who she didn't ask for money from also) after that I just didn't volunteer to cook anything (I had stopped cooking altogether since finding out about ubereat) and either ate my meals away from the dining room or in my room. There's also been some small shitty things that have happened between us that strained what future friendship we could have, like the time I ate a tiny cupcake that was apparently hers that she'd left out, she asked if I ate it then I stupidly said no, then said yeah I did and apologized completely but a bit after that I said I was going to the shops and would anyone like anything, she was silent till I'd almost walked out of the room then she goes wait can you get me some almonds. So I bought them which were $7 a bag, I asked if she could reimburse me then she goes "I'm not paying you back because I don't know what you've ate of my food" to which I started raising my voice and sperged out.

So now we're here. All she's done is created a tense situation with the person who's apparently moving in by the 4th because I'm on the lease, if I haven't found a place by then she's just going to have to suck it up, of course saying there's someone moving in could have just been a lie to make me think I'd really need to be out by then.

>>9173

wow nice blog faggot

subscribed

>>9174

Fuck off to 4chan fag

>>9173

Women are pretty shit to live with unless it's your gf/wife I reckon, at least going off the stories I've heard, Indian/middle eastern guys as well are a nightmare

try to find a career normie who just wants to chill after 5PM in their room listening to music or watching movies or something like a normal person without all this meal sharing shit or some chinkys who just DOTA 2 all day

>>9175

put the trip back on so I can filter you dickhead

>>9141

>my grandfather gave to me before I died

How did you die ghost neet?

>>9178

too much tfw depression

>>9173

I'd tell her to move out if she doesn't like it.

>>9173

She's just a cunt.

Fuck things up around the place before you go.

Shit in her bed and pull the covers up

Shit in any handbags or backpacks she has

Basically shit everywhere

>>9182

Do the sleeves cover your hands when your arms are by your sides?

>>9180

>>9180

I'm in a bit of tough situation in terms of saying that, now that her and my m8 are basically together they may move out together and I'd be jeopardizing my friendship with my mate

>>9182

Looks very sharp. Nice build too.

>>9184

You don't have a friendship wit this guy any more this cunt has ruined it. He has taken her side now it is over.

>>9182

Sleeves are a bit too long friend, you really should take it back and get them to fix it I reckon.

>>9182

Every picture that's been posted lately of neets always has something to do with a bulge

tfw smoking a pack of ciggies in less than 4 days now

Just got back in from doing another hour or so in the garden. there is always more than need doing. It never ends.

>>9189

fuck off mutt

>>9189

Why are you smoking so often? What do you get out of it?

>>9188

If I had a decent bulge I would post it too.

>>9186

I concur. He chose her over you. Shit in his sock drawer.

>>9191

You have made a series of aggressive and unpleasant comments to more than one person. What are you trying to achieve?

>>9191

no need to be mean, friend

>>9192

I tend to smoke after eating, and while watching something or listening to music, I really can't say why I like smoking beyond the basic act of it, I'm not even smoking good cigarettes (fucking marlboro black 100's). When I have weed I don't smoke cigarettes.

>>9186

Yeah, I guess your right. Especially since he agreed with the bullshit of me moving out rather than lose the warm pussy he's been getting to fuck

>>9196

Are you overweight?

>>9197

You should never have agreed to move out. They are the ones who should have moved out. It is not too late. Tell them you are not going anywhere.

>>9155

I see hundreds of those every day

Total shitcunt birds

>>9197

Show them who wears the kimono in your dojo

>>9199

Yeah, if you're still on the lease, stay put, make it difficult for them until they fuck off.

What should I waste money on today neets

>>9200

squawk fuckin squawk aye

>>9201

bring out the fundoshi show him who's the real yokozuna

>>9198

no though I'm definitely out of shape

>>9206

Well at least that's a start

>>9208

I don't want to give whores any money for whorish behavior

>>9117

Did you try to come onto her? Did you tell her you're a pedo and post creepshots on an online forum? Did you confess your love for hairy legs? Did they reveal they only shop at First Choice?

Please end the suspension, neet

>>9209

I smoke after wanking, but only rarely now that I think about it

>>9210

Demand a refund afterwards and threaten to take her to consumer affairs. Basically free prostie.

>>9159

Mine does that too

I tend to time my hair washing so I have a couple of days before important events so I don't look like a retard

What are you NEETs doing for Australia day?

>>9211

>>9215

Bashing lebs and sudos

>>9215

Same thing as for Christmas and New Year.

so nothing

>>9215

I might buy the new Monster Hunter game

>>9154

I dont use shampoo as I get eczema from most brands and I dont do the vinegar or anything stuff you do and my hair is really dry.

When I used to shampoo and condition my hair every day it'd get a bit greasy if I didnt

>>9214

That is exactly what I do too.

>>9221

All this time I thought I was the only one

>>9215

Having a BBQ with the family.

>>9220

So do you not use anything at all on your hair?

>>9155

Flamin' galahs I think, they look pretty similar There's a place I drive through pretty often and theres a whole mob of them always there.

>>9224

Nah just water, I scratch it like if i was useing shampoo though.

I shave my head to a number 4 though so maybe that has something to do with it

>>9168

Post your fucking legs

>>9172

He'll sing us a song tonight when we're all in the mood for a melody

>>9226

I may try to do what you do in the future. The problem is I get a really itchy scalp whenever I go too long without using shampoo or conditioner.

I want to shave my head because I am getting too distressed at seeing all the grey hairs.

>>9173

What a bitch, you should just sharehouse with some chink students. They're all antisocial too so i think that'd work.

>I accidentally sent a thumbs up emoji.

lol

>>9174

what's up your ass?

>>9231

Imagine the smells in a house full of chinks though.

>>9232

He's mad that cleanstove is discriminating against neets who can't read more than a small paragraph of words

>>9233

They're also devious sociopaths.

>>9225

When I was driving down to Melbourne I was was doing 130ks an hour on a highway in the middle of nowhere one day and there was a massive group of those shitcunt gallahs on the road, I smashed through them and they fucked my car up, I had a broken mirror on my right wing reversing mirror and I had big smears of bird shit on my windscreen

>>9183

Nah, they're at my wrists, if i wore watches you'd be able to see the watch.

It might be a little long but i'll only wear it a couple times probably before I change sizes again.

>>9185

cheers, I've been working on my gut

>>9187

I dont think I can justify an extra $40 for that. It's going to be hot on saturday so it'll probably just sit on the back of the chair anyhow

>>9188

join the fun >>9193 you too.

>>9236

It's okay, truckies do the same thing but with abbos

>>9236

>>9184

Are you two still cool? Do you hang out without her about?

>>9190

You are focusing on the wrong things.

You need to genocide the possums.

>>9241

He's cutting down on their hiding areas so they have nowhere to hide when the day of the rope comes for them

>>9242

This is actually true.

>>9240

Yeah I see him nearly every day, we're still good m8s, he treats me the exact same way

>>9196

>When I have weed I don't smoke cigarettes.

I haven't really smoked in ages but whenever I had a cone I'd feel like a smoke right away especially when the stone is just stating to hit

>>9203

Subway party platter

>>9215

Hiding indoors away from drunkards and cops trying to take my licence

>>9247

I walked past a subway yesterday and the smell was pretty gross. Where does that smell even come from? It's always the same no matter where the store is

>>9249

I walked into my local KFC once and then turned around and went straight out again. The smell was too gross.

>>9247

When I used to go to neato before max for those bullshit 'learn to write a cover letter' days they'd supply lunch and it was always a subway platter, not bad

>>9216

I got a phone call when I was waiting for the suit that my councilor session is on the 13th (didnt realise it was so far away), might use some of those lines on her.

Never had a lady quack.

Also why have I never seen this, I've seen all of Will Ferrels movies pretty much, going to download it now

>>9250

KFC is a really gross place, it tastes like grease

>>9230

I shaved it originally when I started seeing heaps of greys, I think they show up more now but I've come to like them now.

>>9254

> they show up more now

With a number 4 they show up more than with longer hair?

>>9233

My mate who lived in one had a full on hikki that put newspaper over all the windows.

He only saw him about a couple times and that was at like 3 in the morning.

They couldn't understand each other so that worked.

There was another one that would buy like $200 worth of groceries each week and be constantly cooking so the house smelt pretty good.

Never shared though.

>>9252

My job place referred me to a counsellor once and after two sessions she refused to see me any more. She kept trying to make me feel better by talking about examples from her own life but I was so depressed I just took the opportunity to shit all over her and insult her life so she told them she couldn't see me any more.

>>9256

>Chink cooking

>house smelled good

That has not been my experience.

>>9236

Fucking cunts, how did they hit the reversing mirror? They're stupid birds.

When I was a kid there was an old guy who every morning at about 6:30 would go out the front and shoot them with his shotgun. Every fucking morning tbh it sounded better than those cunts squarking and he was our neighbour but he was still about 300m down the road (I lived in a bush town)

>these fucking goyim actually go to a shrink

eat up those SSRIs you fucking animals

>>9239

Good song.

Yoko's a fucking minda

>>9261

This is my favourite John Lennon song.

>>9244

That's good. I wouldn't listen to the other NEET that was saying cut ties.

He's probably having a hard time too trying not to piss either of you off.

>>9246

Not really, I smoked too much I think and it killed my libido

Any religious NEETs here?

>>9260

Another unpleasant remark. Lift your game please.

>>9264

>it killed my libido

Permanently?

>>9249

I remember hearing something about HJ's putting a false smell in thier air vents or some shit so that you can smell it outside, but you're not really smelling the cooking, you're smelling whatever that is.

Might've been bullshit, I heard it years ago

>>9268

I heard Woolworths do that. They pump bakery smells into the air. It might just be an urban myth.

>>9259

Not entirely sure seeing as the mirror was turned the other way, the mirror was cracked, I guess that's what hitting something going 130ks an hour does

>>9255

I think so, maybe I've just got more now.

>>9271

What colour is your hair (the ones that aren't grey)?

>>9257

>examples from her own life

I've had an actual shrink do that, giving fuckwit lightweight issues like some family member died. I ended up feeling like I was his shrink.

>>9258

I think his parents were giving him an allowance for food and his cooking smelt great.

>>9262

I noticed in that clip the Jimi Hendrix Experience was the band (at least the bassist)

John made a band called the Dirty Mac and that had Mitch (jimi's drummer), Keef richards and Eric Clapton.

Maybe it was made in that time period.

I think it was just for an album called the "Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus" (had heaps of guest appearances), my dad had it when I was a kid.

>>9268

>>9269

Dan pumps goon smell into the air

>>9265

I'm Catholic but I dont go to church very often and I'm not real keen on the current Pope.

Not sure what food to get either, I can get ubereats which is fucking expensive or something else, it might eat another box of tendies, I think I'll have to steam some veggies too otherwise my poos will hurt

>>9276

Attracting a wild NEETs from kilometres away

>>9280

I wonder if it is still alive today?

>>9272

I've been told it's a "dirty blonde", matches my demeanor.

>>9277

I wonder how much easy access to children to abuse the popes and high bishops get

>>9282

I am starting to think you might look like a bit of a Chad.

>>9283

They have constant publicity, so probably none.

>>9283

There's a reason Vatican City is run as a separate country, beholden to nobody.

>>9284

;^)

>>9278

You should microwave yourself a 4 pack of Sargeant's chunky supreme chicken and vegetable frozen pies.

>>9285

Very naive.

>>9286

They didn't want to pay tax.

>>9289

I believe the paedo shit is an act of the individuals, the church just covered it up.

>>9288

I'm microwaving fingernail clippings to have with this nice toilet flavoured sauce

>>9288

>chicken and veg

Eh, how do they go m8? Would they leave me full and satisfied?

>>9293

Not as much as a family sized shepherds pie.

>>9291

Interestingly, bolsheviks infiltrated the Russian church and lead them down a path of ruin in order to turn the people away from the church.The troubles our Churches experienced only really began around the mid 20th century (going by some reports from the early 21st century of 40years of abuse). This was a period where the soviets were heavily infiltrating western countries.

Pure coincidence, I'm sure though :^)

>>9291

Maybe, we'll never know. Maybe it's rampant throughout the whole faith and it has always been

>>9293

They are delish. If you eat all four you will be very full and very satisfied.

>>9296

I think it's terrible that it occurs but I dont see the institution itself being the cause.

If a teacher does the same, the education department isn't what instigated or even allowed it, I believe they would prefer it if such cases didn't happen, although may try to hide it to save face and I think they should be prosecuted if they do that but I don't think and institution is at fault for the actions of people within these institutions.

They are at fault if they continue to allow it (such as the Church has done by moving clergymen and priests about) or fail to investigate things if they catch wind of malpractice.

>>9288

>microwaving pies

I prefer to put them in the oven

>>9291

Homos were pushed into priest positions as an act of progressivism and then when the homos inevitably started raping little boys progressives used that to attack the church.

>>9299

i like my pies like i like my jews

>>9300

That's one policy ISIS were absolutely correct about

>>9299

I put em in the microwave straight from frozen for 6 minutes with the top side down. I then flip them and cook for a further 4 minutes. I eat them by peeling off the top of the pie and eating the contents with a spoon. I then eat the pastry shell. The lid is the absolute delicacy. The pastry does not get crisp like in the oven but I really enjoy the taste and texture it get s from a good long microwaving.

>>9300

I think that is true in some cases and some where pushed in before they knew they were homos.

>>9301

With big tits and rich fathers?

>>9311

no, thrown in the oven

>>9300

That is not how the homos got into the church. they went into the church because it provided good cover for them to avoid questions about why they didn't have gfs or wives.

>>9309

I like to open the lid and eat it separately then squirt cold tomato sauce into it, stir it with a spoon so the heat goes then eat it with the spoon

>>9300

Homos generally become priests to try and refrain from their sodomite urges and avoid falling into sin.

It obviously doesn't work out well for them.

>>9315

Some blood rushed to my member reading that. Very nice.

>>9278

Go to Woolies and grab a bag of pistachios and lychees

>>9318

How do you eat lychees? I like the flavour of them but I've only had them as bits in jelly.

>>9318

Can you get lychees in vic?

>>9318

A white man shouldn't eat lychees.

>>9322

Better start using a tripcode so we know when you've died.

>>9322

have a lychee

>>9325

I'm going to give them a try.

Nice plate btw.

>>9325

They look like testicles.

>>9327

There's something wrong with your testicles.

>>9325

Have you tried planting the seeds?

>>9329

>>9325

Just looked it up, might be too cool for them here.

Once ripe, the bunches of fruit are harvested by hand. Australia has the longest lychee production season in the world producing fruit from late October to late March. Lychee growing regions in Australia include tropical Far North Queensland, Central Queensland, South East Queensland and Northern NSW.

When the depression is this extreme

Don't you dare call it a meme

>tfw depressed

>>9325

This post gave me depression. When my qt cousin gave me lychee to try on Christmas I started eating it with the skin on.

>>9277

How do I take the christpill?

>>9331

m8, I think it might be time to go see a psychologist and psychiatrist, get on some pills, maybe even electroshock therapy.

>>9326

Good on ya, though they can be expensive ($14/kg is what I most recently paid). I googled that pic btw

>>9327

Re-reading my post and it sounds like I'm describing something rather gay. Peeling back the outer-skin (foreskin?), eating the white flesh (cock meat?) and being mindful of the seed (semen?)

>>9329

No

>>9334

None of them have worked previously. I haven't tried ECT nor would I want to. Turned my grandfather into a dithering retard.

>>9333

Up the bum

>>9336

Was he still depressed?

>>9333

Not him, but you must accept that Jesus Christ is your lord and saviour, who died for our sins and that he is who he says he is.

Next step would be going to a church, then talking to a priest.

>>9336

>Turned my grandfather into a dithering retard.

That doesn't sound like ECT, are you sure he didn't get lobotomized?

>>9333

>>9340

>going to a church, then talking to a priest.

This is the way I'd say but I've got a lot out of just reading certain books in the Bible.

>>9341

> That doesn't sound like ECT, are you sure he didn't get lobotomized?

That doesn't sound like a lobotomy, are you sure he didn't get fingered on the dancefloor?

>>9343

>That doesn't sound like a lobotomy, are you sure he didn't get fingered on the dancefloor?

That doesn't sound like getting fingered on a dancefloor but I'm Bajo so I wouldn't know.

>>9343

Fuck off neetking

>>9342

While reading the bible is also a good way to learn, you shouldn't take it literally, which is why a priest is needed to guide. interpret and why you also go to mass other than to receive communion and worship.

>>9325

Lychees are in desperate need of genetic modification to remove that seed.

>>9331

>tfw spent two hours just laying in bed staring at the wall today

>>9346

I'm not religious, but I'd trust my interpretation of words on a page over some dude's translation and possible agenda.

>>9346

Study Bible's are good too if you aren't ready to see a priest. Basically you want to start with new testament and then read the OT in light of that.

>>9349

It's not just some dudes translation or interpretation, it's pretty much standardized throughout the catholic church what a priest teaches or says about the bible, they've been doing this since the start.

>>9348

Are you alright?

>>9351

is that a big boy snack or a medium boy's lunch?

>>9351

a lot of bigboi treats there.

>>9346

>other than to receive communion

If you're not baptised at birth you need to do a year worth of weekly bible study sessions (at least in Catholicism) and that will help you learn whether or not it's really for you.

>communion is not to be taken by un-baptised people and people who haven't been to Sacrament or Confirmation.

>Confirmation might only be for kids and not many churches even have confessionals anymore.

>>9353

Yeah, standardised to leave out all the 'bad' bits. Can't kill faggots anymore, can't relate the conversations between JC and the Disciples where he told them to tell their coats and buy swords, or that the jew is the child of Satan.

>>9358

*sell

>>9351

Very sound choices.

>>9360

I concur. Gippsland yoghurt is delicious.

>>9358

You are demented.

>>9351

I would be interested in a review of those ribs.

>>9354

No

>>9362

Yeah, I just realised who we were talking to.

He was going on about how he was telling the Priests to bring back the God of wrath from the OT a few weeks ago.

>>9367

That wasn't him that was me, and it was just a random christian friend.

>>9368

My mates brother memorised the entire Bible and in his room he had cut out hundreds of scriptures and pasted them in funny arrangements to say whatever he thought God had planned for him.

Some people shouldn't into religion.

>>9369

Better that than thinking the CIA had put a microchip in his brain.

>>9369

what a biblical autist

>>9355

I also got 2 of those new open calzones woolies sells now and ate them on the way home. I'm full

>>9373

>new open calzones woolies sells now

I have not seen them.

>>9373

>ate them on the way home

While you were driving? That is proper big boy behaviour.

>>9337

Cute pics, I've always wanted to give bonsai a go. And I'd really like to know if that single apple was any good taste-wise. It might've been the most delicious apple ever because it didn't have to compete with other apples

>>9348

Do you own a projector?

>>9374

My local woolies was just renovated so maybe it has different stuff, it's from their attempt at a bakery, it's got nothing on coles bakeries though

>>9376

My local coles doesn't even have a bakery.

>>9370

It was a fly on the scan being projected.

>>9376

My Coles has a better range of donuts than Woolies

>>9377

There's probably a bigger one somewhere else in your town, in a mall or something

>>9379

Same, sugar jam and that shit that's like sugar I've forgotten the name of

>tfw just ate the yogurt in huge gulps

>>9383

That stuff is very high in sugar.

Just tried one of the fancier pods I got this morning.

Much better, reminds me of smoking a cigar.

>>9385

Do you take your coffee with milk and sugar?

Sitting in the library neetos

Way too many normies about today tbh

>>9387

haven't been in a public library for over 10 years. I remember bogans using them as daycare.

>>9387

Why are you at the library?

>>9388

Having computers at the libraries ruined them. They started attracting a much worse class of people.

>>9387

Go to a shelf with not too many people around, whip your dick out and take a photo. Whichever book the dick points to, we have to research some interesting trivia about it.

>>9386

One sugar, it didn't need milk. I normally have milk though.

An exotic bend of tropical fruits with complex citric over tones and a nutty finish.

My poo's have developed into something truly beautiful

>>9390

yeah the people without internet who still have a need for library's.

>>9389

Killing time before a max appointment

>>9391

It would point to the whole library mate

>>9393

Lovely.

>>9395

You must have a chode.

>>9395

Point it at the librarian.

>>9398

Why do you need a diploma/degree to become a librarian anyway? I highly doubt that the Dewey decimal system and putting books on shelves is overly complex.

>>9399

It's a diploma is community outreach and social services so you know what to do in case of lowly NEETs pointing their peckers at you.

>>9399

My local library has a retarded man who stacks the shelves sometimes

>>9401

even the egyptians walked out on that due to the race mixing propaganda.

tempura nuggets and goon for dinner

>>9404

Microwave some frozen chips so you have a vegetable with it.

those sign language mongs they use at government press conferences look fucking retarded

>>9406

I wish I had a blind gf

>>9369

At the start of high school those Christian youth faggot councilors came to the school and gave us those mini bibles, me and my friends set fire to our on the basketball court.

Once when I was walking into tafe they were hanging out the front and gave me one again and I threw that onto the grill at sizzlers because it pisses off this christian guy who was always too nice, he wasn't very nice to me after that…

>>9407

She could still hear, feel and smell you.

>>9408

>christian guy who was always too nice

A lot of them are like that. It is creepy.

>>9409

Yeah but her standards would be low because she's insecure.

Playing some Suikoden recently and listening some tunes.

>>9411

Nah, I met a blind cunt once with an attitude problem. Tried to trip her over by moving furniture in her way, but somebody helped her around it.

>>9403

Don't ruin it, I was enjoying the "will they? wont they?"

>>9410

>being nice is creepy

>>9415

Fake nice creepy. Basically the very thing women are talking about with "nice guys".

>>9416

>Fake nice

If you dont have an intimate connection with them how can it be "real nice"?

>>9418

I feel like I wanna have a kebab or a halal snack pack.

>>9402

Maybe being around books will unretard him

>>9418

Post pics of this feast please.

>>9418

I'm cooking some snags, they're cooking funny because I couldn't wait for them to be completely defrosted

>>9419

Have it on a bed of couscous with some tabbouleh and tzatziki on top.

>>9422

Post pics please.

I'M SO HUNGRY

>>9421

Nah I don't want to take myself out of the moment.

>>9425

I'm eating tendies with cheese sauce and I have chocolate cake in the fridge which is going to be really tasty

>>9419

I had a really good kebab shop near me that shut down a few months ago, always used to get the large combo (doner with the lot, large chips and drink). Still pissed it shut down

I had some toasted hot cross buns with butter earlier, was going to have a cuppa but its too hot

>>9428

>Still pissed it shut down

I would be if I was out of the Nurgle 2018 fuzed to a chair competition because you couldn't get big big boi meals anymore

>>9432

I always have to hide that image it is too distressing.

>>9433

Your standards are too high.

Neets, never see a Chinese psychiatrist.

Think I might cook some tendies seeing that my snags were a failure and I have some nannas mini apple pies in the freezer.

>>9434

I thought it would serve as a good reminder on what choices you want to make, I really think you need to have a wank though

>>9436

Did he give you driving advice?

>>9433

learn to use the defrost function on your microwave. be aware it will start to cook some bits of whatever you're defrosting.

>>9436

Tell us what happened reeee

>>9439

You can cook sausages in the microwave

>>9439

>it will start to cook some bits of whatever you're defrosting

That is why I never use it.

>>9440

I second this

>>9440

He got a happy ending but first, lets go back to the beginning..

>>9441

That's what I do. Put some paper towel over them. They go all bendy sometimes though.

>>9442

Yeah, I defrost on the bench where I can, but if you forget it it needs a hurry along the microwave can help.

The hunger with burns, it burns.

Wish I had some fucking fritz. Going to have a cheese and gherkin sanga

I had 12 tempura nuggets (2 were fused together), 2 slices of bread and butter, a bottle of wine, 2 nectarines, 5 strawberries, and a raspberry paddlepop. mummybot also bought me a box of bbq shapes (which she made me eat the fruit to get my hands on). gonna have a few jim beams later tonight i think

here is a story

>year 7

>me and my autistic friend talking about people we hate

>start making a list

>jokingly write "hit list" at the top

>teacher sees it

>takes it and shows it to other teachers

>some of their names on it

>no punishment

>they all treat me nicer

>forever known for being the kid who made a hit list

makes ya think

>>9447

Ever tried frying fritz in a pan? My old man introduced me to that when I was a kid and it's fucking awesome. make little slits around the perimeter so it doesn't curl up

>>9448

Keep up the good work

>>9447

>cheese and gherkin sanga

Are you my nanna?

>>9450

Fried Fritz is garbage.

>>9453

I will fight you

>>9450

I havent made them flat like a ham steak but that sounds good, especially on some toast

i've used it for spaghetti meat when i couldnt afford mince

>>9448

Your mummybot's understanding of nutrition is poor if she thinks those sugary fruits are good for you.

>>9452

i knew someone here would get flashbacks to their childhood from that

>>9456

She knows it's shit, but she also realises I am a manchild and some fruit is better than none at all

>>9448

I like the "Flame Grilled" Barbecue shapes. They are like the original BBQ but better.

>>9454

What would Mummybot think if she knew you had been fighting?

>>9459

The flame grilling brings it to a whole new level.

>>9461

That is very white bread.

>>9463

So am I.

>>9462

You joke but there are some very good flavours going on there.

>>9428

Probably got shut down for shitting in the kebabs

>>9466

What about that kebab shop in England where the owners raped and murdered that 12 year old girl and diced her up and put in her in the kebabs?

>>9464

There is no shame in that mate. You are a good solid Aussie bloke.

>>9467

Is human flesh halal?

>>9449

I did the same thing in school but it was a rape list

>>9469

I imagine it's haram, but I bet they had "special" kebab meat for the kaffirs and halal for their sand nigger mates

>>9467

Those were good times

>>9470

How many names did you manage to cross off?

>>9469

It needs to be facing Mecca and be praying…

If you kill a muslim while they are praying, I unironically think that is halal

>>9474

If you kill a muslim in any circumstance, you're doing the (real) Lord's work.

>>9473

All but one

>>9476

It is never too late.

>>9477

You are correct, Sir.

>>9448

Why are you living with Mummybiot and not on your own?

>>9480

Dad's dead, she wants to help support me, and (I suspect) possibly feels a bit safer with me about the house.

>>9480

How is anyone supposed to move out on neetbux

>>9483

We live in a shit area with lots of niggers and boongs.

>>9484

the real dangerous areas are the ones with lots of rapeneets

>>9486

Possibly already have. Not something to discuss in detail on a website.

>tfw irritable

>>9487

Your katana won't stop abos mate

>>9488

Apply a soothing lotion.

>>9489

Was referring to the Pepe AK gif

>>9491

lawfully owned, obviously

>>9489

>Your katana won't stop abos mate

>>9492

gif piracy is a serious crime

>>9494

indeed

>>9494

>tfw you never told us if you apologised to your sister over your sperg out

>>9489

you never know until you try

gas kikes

>play R6S like the fag I am

>FOUR rounds in a fucking row I die to the first person I see while somehow leaving them on what have had to be less than 5 health

Life just wants me to kill myself at this point.

>>9498

Mate I don't even gave a sister

>>9482

Sleeping at bus shelters is free you know

>>9503

My anal virginity counts as a cost

>>9475

I think it would be halal to eat them as long as it was mid prayer.

Unless theres a specific prayer for it, it all sounds pretty similar to me.

>>9505

Halal only matters if you're a muslim pigdog yourself.

>>9493

I dont get how the song relates

>>9508

Mamma, I just killed a man…?

>>9506

>sperg out to his sister

Are you talking about Cleanstove after he got sunburned?

>>9489

You're right, it'll slice them.

>>9509

That'll teach me to click instead of going by thumnail

>>9507

Nothing wrong with worshiping Allah (pbuh) tbh

>>9513

I really hope you're LARPing

Not having a good day mates. KFC forgot my wicked wings.

>>9512

I would be very upset if anyone here didn't listen in full to any music I posted.

>>9512

Maybe it was the line about being a sex machine about to explode.

>>9516

*posts cantina band 1 hour*

>>9508

>Your katana won't stop abos mate

<Title of song: Don't stop me now

>>9510

and the excessive exercise he was forced to endure on the river rapids ride, if that is the NEET in question

>>9515

I waited 10 minutes once for Wicked Wings, and then they brought me my feast bag and they had forgotten to put them in even though I sat there ten minutes specifically waiting for them.

I didn't bother going back for them.

>>9521

That's $16 you're not getting back

>>9518

>>9506

>highlight the dangers

Me just called him a stingy white cunt and walked away

>>9516

I expect the same in return.

My bumhole is itchy

>>9527

Apply a soothing lotion.

>>9524

>Me just called him a stingy white cunt and walked away

<ah nawh man sorry

>>9527

Apply a warming lotion.

>>9530

Vix will really get rid of it

This is not going to become a new meme, stop it

>>9532

You know what would stop that irritating feel?

>>9532

Apply a soothing lotion.

>>9536

Looks pretty feminine mate

>>9536

Please post pics of that feast. even just the raw ingredients.

I'm begging you.

>>9536

That's a bushpig slut drink.

>>9541

Looks like we'll be getting more than just hairy leg pics tonight boys.

>>9540

god I wish that were me

>>9543

I wont tell mummybot if you dont.

>>9547

Only after you seal the covenant with an exceptional hairy leg pic… or better

>>9539

Nah Mummybot will be suspicious.

>>9541

As opposed to Goon? I've been cutting back on the alcohol for a while so I don't need a lot to get me drunk.

>>9542

You're not getting any bulge/legs pics.

Still haven't had a drink since new years neetos

Real tempted to get smashed after work tomorrow though

>>9550

Do it cunt

>>9550