/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

I had a whole one ready but was waiting for the right time to make it.

Earlyposting is cheating

>>45277

I fucked up the Numbers

Make your thread

PINJARRA

SYDNEY

NEETGANG NEETLIFE

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A

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>>45315

oh, really? yeah, some of that region even spans across the slo borders.

>>45318

>two weeks since a new single

The next one must be a real masterpiece

>>45319

You two could have a neetup

SNOWY MOUNTAINS

>>45323

Not even icecream?

>>45324

No, sugar is haram

>>45325

No wonder you fall so far behind in executives

>>45318

Pepe on my wrist

All your mummybots on my face

I lick their NEETcanals

Well neets, it is once again time to do some reading before heading to bed. I was going to stay up a little later tonight (it's not even 9 yet) but I don't really have anything else I want to do.

See you tomorrow, buddies

>>45321

i actually wouldn't mind saying hi to a fellow neet. might post if i'm ever planning to go to austria and we'll go from there

>>45323

think again https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Deserts_of_Europe

some of them don't seem very legit but poland, greece and spain are up there

>>45329

Also New Zealand has many glaciers, and they are pretty much Australians who are too tsundere to admit it

>>45331

worse now I've seen that image

>>45333

yeah that one's nice. it's like a half-desert cause it's still rather lush for a desert but it looks comfy af

>>45331

better than that picture

>>45328

good night, sleep tight

>>45323

Australia does though

We own like 60% of Antartica

>>45280

>I spent a lot of years trying to outrun or outsmart vulnerability by making things certain and definite, black and white, good and bad. My inability to lean into the discomfort of vulnerability limited the fullness of those important experiences that are wrought with uncertainty: Love, belonging, trust, joy, and creativity to name a few.

That hit me in the feels. I had that attitude when I first graduated high school. Only the past year or so I have started to snap out of it, hopefully it won't be too late.

Your post really deserved more replies other than the shitposting.

>>45336

indeed, that's a cap-worthy post

>>45331

Well mumbot found about my Goonbags

other than that

good

>tfw dropped an internet project that other people were involved in

It doesn't feel good to give up but it was a major source of stress. I just want to hide away from it all because pulling away from things is my main cope.

>>45339

Is it it cheating

while you did mention Europe as a continent, Australia is a countries and associated territories

I have to say this desk is nice

Having a wank and going to bed. Goodnight NEETs.

Big poo

>>45340

Sounds like Josh

My DSP mate and myself smashed a carton of export and multiple cones.

Should I make myself some pasta?

I feel like its far easier to be lazy on an empty stomach then on a full stomach these days.

>>45349

How did you know I was an executive?

>tfw carry my chinese squad in Pubg mobile with a pistol to get 1st place

I couldn't face my neighbour girl today as I couldn't see myself having a decent conversation. I don't understand how normal people get up and go to work. Check their emails and do all these basic things whilst I have no energy.

Should I go on anti-depressants at this point?

>>45351

>Should I go on anti-depressants at this point?

You should be considering some solutions. Have a talk with a quack. Meds I'd say not a first resort. Sometimes they work, sometimes you just get diarrhea and nothing else changes.

Gangrape

Devastating poo

>>45352

apparently meds tend to help if what's making you depressed is just sudden misfortune not a series of bad habits you picked up over a long while. so, say you get fired from your job and gf leaves you and you end up depressed, meds might help and you'll feel better and bounce back. if you've been drinking your whole life and just don't work and other stuff then it's less likely. you'll just keep doing the same shit you're doing and get hooked on your meds

up since 3.30. doggo had 3 seizures 7 minutes apart. doing a load of washing now. should be able to hang it out without seeing the neighbours.

>>45309

BO's going to get back here and our NEETery is going to fuck the board.

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>45360

Morning.

>>45357

Geez mate, That's terrible. Hope doggo is ok now.

>>45361

Why are you up in the wee hours? It's still night time here.

I was thinking about that a week or so back, how because Adelaide has a range to the east of it, that causes our morning, or sunrise to be later.

I was thinking that perhaps that has some effect on the psyche of the people who live here.

I lik men

>>45365

women*

I lik Sven

>>45369

You're a madman, are you at the point where gravity loses hold of you?

>>45371

Nice view, looks cold though.

Morning NEETs and new thread.

What's everyone doing on this lazy sunday?

>>45374

Heading off to wage. Gods master plan.

Have a nice day NEETs, See you in the arvo.

tfw will never experience green, lush hills, mountains and fresh, flowing rivers in my remote Austrian/Slovenian town

JUST

I'm never up this early, I practically passed out at 8pm last night. How should I seize the day neets?

>>45375

bye

>>45380

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>45382

Does this mean we just call the next one #61??

>>45380

we're sorry

>>45383

i think we should call it "the real 62"

>>45274

Goon Morning Brainlet!

>>45380

Love you to.

>>45382

NEETs were probably too effected by goon.

Proudly inspired by Dan

>>45385

>Why did no one of sense tell people not to post in this thread and start a new one?

Somebody didn't read post four in this thread…

>>45388

Hint: BO it was you

>>45391

i'd let her touch my peepee

>>45391

One fuckken job to do, Cheesy. Strewth!

I think I've lost my bodyweight in expelled mucus.

Getting sick sucks.

BO here. I have edited the thread title. The crisis has been averted. I am sorry for my outburst before.

I will be gone for a couple of weeks and will not be here at all. Please take good care of the board and each other.

>>45373

>>45369

absolute madman

>tfw hungover and depressed

>>45398

Dan's curse.

>>45371

Looks so fucking good

>>45400

That image tells a lot of tales

>>45400

Go to bed mate

>>45390

That's a pretty nice garden mate

>>44810

He was testing you, you should have looked. Instructors will do this from time to time, telling you to do something which is seemingly the wrong thing to do. You may not be at a point where you're confident enough to assert competence to an instructor, but like >>44805 said, getting a new instructor could be of benefit. Best of luck.

>>45400

Big lean cuisine fan?

Trying to postpone your return to the executives?

>>45400

>UHT milk

M8…

Not really that hungover. Woke up every hour and went to have a massive chug of the 1l maximus I had in the fridge.

8 500ml cans of henninger for 20 bucks beats any of dans deals.

Kind of regretting going to bed at a reasonable hour now

>>45371

Morning. I hope you've got another vid for us. I only just watched the 2nd one on Friday and it was great. It feels like playing GTAV on 1st-person mode without having to use the controller.

>>45396

I feed doggo good brand of food since we have several doggos. We have an old dog who doesn't look more than 6-8 years old when she's actually 12 years old. The vet is always surprised. Decent food even at lower cost helps keep their coat healthy. We only use dry food with occasion fresh meat and canned fish. With fewer health issues as well probably makes it a bit cheaper but it's still a heavy cost.

Thanks for the heads up though because I checked.

>>45408

>8 500ml cans of henninger for 20 bucks beats any of dans deals.

That's 15.84 standard drinks for $20.

I shall see what Dan has that can beat that.

>>45412

You don't need to open a catalogue to type "goon"

>>45413

True Dan enthusiasts know this

>>45413

Good thinking. Being a bottled wine snob, I was searching vodka bottles and stuff.

>>45415

>bottled wine

What is that?

>>45410

No video this week, maybe next week, think I might go up the old pacific highway north of Sydney.

>>44848

What's the site?

>>45418

mobile neet doesn't like it when people reference posts from old threads. it fucks his phone up.

>>44876

The Chad Shark vs The Virgin Dolphin

>>45421

Women fuck dolphins regularly, never heard of anyone fucking a shark

Sharks are the elliott rodgers of the sea, violently attacking fun-having normies because they have no chance of landing land mammal pussy

>>45419

It slows it down and uses more mobile data to load a whole thread for one post. Post any reference old posts please just make it if clear if it's several threads back. Posts in old thread are fine with me.

Just saw an ad for young sheldon. i got to stop watching tv.

>>44942

Did mummybot put you in there against your will?

>>45424

Yeah watching tv is always a shock because of all the brainlet tier advertisement

>>45426

it's honestly scary what people watch.

>>45427

You can thank Julia Gillard for changing the amount of Australian content to international content ratio on TV with a change standards in funding channels receive. It's why TV has gotten a lot worse with local reality TV shows that are cheap to produce and pump out. A lot of international content during peak normie hours on main channels is a good example of this issue.

>>45428

Too much sake last night, karenneet?

>>45429

Not a lot of international shows, I meant to say.

>>45429

>>45431

my god. she just ruined everything didn't she.

It's all so tiresome NEETs.

>>45432

Around 60 days worth of Australian content must air on Australian free-to-air channels.

>The Australian content quota will increase over the next three years to be not less than 1460 hours per year in 2015.

>The purpose of this bill is to provide a financial sweetener to the commercial television networks by reducing their licence fees by up to 50 per cent. It has no other purpose.

http://theconversation.com/explainer-conroys-proposed-new-media-laws-8982

Complying with the standards set is very rewarding. It's only going to get worse if this trend continues, reality TV shows constantly repeated is pure cancer.

>>45433

ABC should be the only channel tbh

>>45434

I would agree if there was a ban on all "news", political commentary, and documentaries. The ABC is so left wing it's not funny.

>>45435

It's pretty funny how people think they're smart for watching ABC though.

>>45435

It is definitely a shame that we don't have an unbiased news channel, especially coming from a channel funded by the government

Looks like VW has stopped making bugs

>>45436

Is ABC the australian equivalent of NPR?

>>45439

I guess.

I don't know too much about American media/news programs.

>>45351

Are you getting enough sleep?

Are you exercising?

SSRIs can make you feel worse instead of better. The stronger stuff turned me into a zombie.

>>45353

Not in my country.

Go back to

>>>/germany/

>>45365

SWEDEN YES

>>45419

Couldn't care less and neither should you.

>>45444

ice cold

>>45445

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

>>45444

I wish I could be this edgy.

Really looking forward to this

>>45447

I can be pretty grumpy when hungover.

Also Far Cry 5 is being released this Tuesday.

Going to povvonnades today NEETs

>>45446

>>45454

This reason is why I do not like PC games now.

>>45451

Does it look any good?

>>45457

>“F* this area! F* Mount Druitt,” she yelled.

http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/sydney-man-dies-after-home-invasion/news-story/6e0dd4a6c59c8e215cb2ccf4b727ef1b

Not going to disagree with her there. Why do you keep posting this image?

>>45460

I never denied that it isn't an imageboard. I just don't understand why you have posted the image again of someone who is dead.

Looks like our janitor has some cleanin' up to do

>>45458

>>45452

Hope it goes well, buddy.

As a Gay Black Furry White Australia Nationalist, I find this board very offensive.

>>45471

That's good to hear.

As a NEET, I find this thread intensive

As I a NEET I find this thread offensive

>>45458

>>45475

Then drink you silly cunt

>>45475

have an early afternoon white russian. I know I did

>>45478

>He's still drinking

>>45479

He's gotta stay hydrated m8

>>45470

Thanks NEET it did. My dad had the idea to take me to the myer because there was a closing down sale so I got some shirts and the money I saved was worth the 1 hour I waited in line

>>45482

Did you pop into Dan's on the way back to continue your journey of looking for discounts?

>>45483

I prefer to have a wank, it's free

>>45484

I would need to pop into Dan's on the way back, it must have been hard surrounded by desperate normies for an hour.

>>45482

was your dad all like "oi cunt get some new shirts"

>>45486

I really hope the NEET got some Hawaiian shirts

Any of you tried the margherita pizza shapes? They're surprisingly nice and go well with a fine glass of goon.

>>45488

We need more tip on goon pairing.

>>45489

Everything goes with goon.

>>45490

You wouldn't eat creame of pumpkin soup with a glass of goon..

>>45491

You don't know me.

>>45492

>>45494

>"musician"

>>45497

I introduced that picture to this board.

>>45498

Did you say a small prayer for him?

Pissed. Watching House of 1000 Cunts. 1 month into Autumn, why is it so fucking hot still?!

>>45471

Mate same here, I'm white nationalist too, but a "Cuck edWhite Nationalist getting my white wife fucked by african studs " it's hard being a white nationalist, I'm getting so badly treated by other white nationalists for not being to Aryan enough.

>>45501

>cucked white nationalist

Trad Workers Party pls go.

Anyone having a neetparty?

>>45506

Better be careful with file name, John may take you up on that offer.

>>45507

>>45504

Me too. Two days of waging and then six days off.

<I am really disappointed he didn't kill himself tbh

<I am also pretty disappointed that news.com.au only had one written reference he was researching the flat earth. Great reporting.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/inventions/i-think-its-gonna-be-a-long-long-time-before-this-guy-gets-to-space/news-story/4b1faa812f8a0849d624dee2b12a7019

>>45512

hello

>>45512

What's his name?

>>45512

Nice kitty. He looks sad like us.

>>45512

Concrete NEETs sounds more like a band name than a cat name

>>45515

cement

>>45518

The m is silent

>>45515

Concrete.

>>45520

is there a backstory to this?

>>45520

Holy shit fuck spending 13 hours a day getting to work, working, then coming back home.

And when I get home I'm too damn tired to look for a place closer to home.

I just want some stability in my life.

>>45522

No. I'm the person that named their pet dog, dog.

>>45523

What's that got to do with me?

>>45524

I call my dog dog as well. It has an actual name too though

Lately I've been missing that feel when absolutely no responsibilities that I knew when I first found these generals. Maybe the neet life really is the way.

>>45525

I also have a cat

>>45528

is it a nice cat?

>>45526

I got it from Death Gate Cycle.

>>45528

Meow.

>>45527

It isn't the way, it's just that the grass is always greener on the other side

>>45529

Yes

>>45530

[Hisses in cat]

>>45527

Oh yes

I just need to win the lotto and I'll be happily shitposting in NEET generals for the rest of my life

>>45531

I guess so, mate. Sometimes it just feels like you're working towards something that may not be there to reach.

Anyway that's enough whineposting for this weekend, thanks for reading neetos.

>>45528

I too have a cat. I got him at the vet accidentally after taking the dog there. He'd been attacked by dogs as a kitty and recuperated at the vet surgery. He was on the counter when I visited (being naughty) and they asked if I knew anybody who wanted a cat.

I named him Case after the hacker in Neuromancer.

>>45535

Good book.

>>45536

It was. The other two were OK. If I got another cat, I was going to get a girl cat and call her Molly.

>>45537

My grandparents Jack Russel is called Molly.

>>45538

My niece is called Molly.

>>45524

Dog is a good name for dog. It does get problematic with a few dogs as I remember one man explained to me about how he had a few dogs.

>>45519

Underrated banter

>>45540

You'd think 'Case' would be easy to grasp with the cat, but every time he goes to the vet they try and call him 'Cat' or 'Casey'.

>>45541

It made no sense.

c e e n t

>>45540

Just use the word for dog in multiple languages. By the time you get low on options they'll start dying off anyway

>>45539

Molly the Mole.

>>45543

You're a kent mate

>>45543

It came out as semen when I first read it and I chuckled.

>>45547

Shit I should have said the t is silent

>>45548

ya think?

>>45545

She's 5. Give it another 7 years.

>>45549

Obviously not very well, but yes

>>45550

5 is good enough for (((them))).

>>45550

pics in seven years?

>>45552

>>45553

Lets not go down the pedo route mates

>>45554

This.

It's bad enough in general.

With a niece it makes me want to get a gun out.

>>45555

See you soon dad.

>>45530

I liked the Death Gate books. When did you get into them? Did you play the video game?

>>45555

You have no gun

>>45558

I have 12.

>>45557

I read them in high school, got them from my cunt of a stepfather. Never played the game. I'm not that old.

>>45559

The gub'mint is coming after you, you criminal.

>>45554

I still don't understand why BO didn't want to ban people. Even if it's for three to four minutes to make it more of an inconvenience than waiting for them to reset the router.

>>45560

>The gub'mint is coming after you, you criminal.

They're all legal and stored appropriately.

I was audited by the Police late last year.

>>45554

It's not pedo talk you mong, it's banter.

>>45562

The gub'mint still has you on a list.

>>45559

Good enough for me

*Unzips*

>>45563

>The gub'mint still has you on a list.

Yes. The officers L-O-L-ed at the golliwog doll on my reloading bench, and made notes of my archery gear and German flags.

>>45563

Ah. So it's never about posting illegal content, it's about admiring art

>>45565

You're going to be one of the first going to the camps once the Marxists take over.

>>45568

if they get across the threshold…

>>45569

>implying they aren't already in control and just buying their time by normalizing their control

>>45570

Yeah, I know.

Anyway, let's not turn this board to shit with that stuff.

>>45571

woof woof

>>45572

don't dog whistle at me cunt

>>45573

meow meow

>>45574

Post more pictures of Cement.

Aboriginal insemination

>>45576

Aboriginal halfcast

Wish I was an abo halfcast. All them benefits.

>>45577

I hope Cemen grows up big and strong

>>45577

Cemen is our mascot.

You have a lot of DVDs

>>45580

>>45581

CEMENT!!! They're my grandmas.

>>45451

I really liked farcry primal. That was a fun game.

>>45582

>CEMENT!!!

*CEMEN!!!

It was lucky I fixed up that mistake for you.

>>45579

Abo halfcasts don't tend to be great people

>>45585

naturally, they're born with a silver spoon

>>45585

They sound like great customers at Dan Murphy's

>>45586

they should check their half-white privilege

>>45587

They're even worse than actual abos

>>45474

Why is it still up?

Cheese Meister, do your duty.

NEET Gang

NEET Life

>>45592

wojak on my ankle

>>45591

I was watching the Melbourne Gran Prix.

>>45593

Wojack on my anus

>>45592

>>45593

Pepe in my heart.

>>45590

Does Dan need to teach them a lesson?

>>45598

Neet king what job do you have? Are you still working for the real estate company?

You should work for the Department of Human services so we can have a man on the inside.

>>45600

I'm outside, see you next week.

>>45601

Are you currently checking anal potentials?

>>45602

If you need.

How shit is Australian when some cricket bullshit tops the news on every channel.

>>45603

Is there a consultation fee?

>>45605

Of course not.

>>45604

Well we can't have the idiot masses being informed on actual going ons.

>>45604

It is pretty big news as far as cricket goes though

>>45607

I also don't care.

>>45608

Tax payers do

I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,

I want to know right now what will it be.

I don't want to wait for our lives to be over,

Will it be yes or will it be sorry?

>>45609

Good thing not many of those are here.

>>45612

You'd be surprised

>>45609

What does cricket have to do with taxpayers?

>>45612

Everyone pays GST.

>>45612

You bought your goon and tendies this week?

You're a tax payer

>>45614

It seems to rile them up. It's feeling a little too normie in here tbh

>>45618

I just want to sell my kitten mittens.

>>45619

DON'T BE NASTY TOWARDS CEMEN

>>45620

CEMENT!!!

>>45621

He'll always be known as Cemen to me m8

>>45623

Look m8 we love Cemen and we're grateful for your pictures. The name is your fault though.

>>45623

He'll grow into a big beatiful white cat with the occasional yellow spots.

>>45625

He'll be black and white like his mummybot.

>>45626

I really don't understand his shame about the name, everyone starts off as cemen

>>45627

Cement isn't ashamed, I am. I'm ashamed of all of you.

Time to go to bed so I can be a good goy bright and early

>>45628

Fuck off mum

>>45629

Shut.

>>45628

Mate I am always ashamed about myself.

>>45629

Earn plenty of shekels, son.

>>45631

Outside the space milk will be known.

>>45633

Cemen?

>>45635

I like cats and dogs. They are different species with different characteristics.

>>45536

>tfw no steppin razor gf

>>45637

Have a wank

>>45637

BO is Armitage.

We need a NEET tug called the Marcus Garvey.

>>45639

Body Odor on sunrise?

>>45640

Not Samantha Armitage.

I'd still titty fuck her, but she's let herself go

>>45639

Armitage Shanks is rhyming slang for wanks

I can't masturbate to porn if the dude has had a circumcision.

>>45643

Are u circumcised?

>>45643

Don't lie. You deliberately seek out Two Tone Malone's videos.

My Mayer's peanut butter says it had added protein, did someone cum in it?

>>45646

It's a creamy surprise, NEET. Don't ruin the surprise.

>>45639

Dan is wintermute.

>>45646

Just some wholesome soy for your health, I hope your peanut butter is non hydrogenated.

>>45649

I'd pee in her butt.

>>45650

gets out warhammer

>>45647

It was a little creamier now that (you) mention it ;-)

>>45650

Do you think she can shoot it back out like a waterfall?

>>45653

God I hope so.

>>45646

Yes. I did. I'm sobering up now so I can see a hooker at midnight.

quality discussion lads

>>45656

Thanks.

>>45656

Thanks uncle Rick.

>>45655

Did she accept the IOU?

>>45655

>I'm sobering up now so I can see a hooker at midnight.

Is this a good idea?

Yes. Film it

>>45659

No, this is a different one. Apparently she's Spanish as opposed to the usual gook.

>>45661

Pound her hard, film it, post it and tell us a story.

>>45661

Will she charge extra for anal?

Any of your mummybots want a ride on my greasy old gristle thistle?

Have any of your normie neets ever pissed on a woman?

>>45665

God I wish.

>>45665

I pissed on my mummybot once. I was an infant.

>>45665

I've had a women piss on me.

>>45665

I still remember that video of that guy pissing from his balcony and it takes the chicks a few seconds to realise it was piss.

>>45666

The all have a price.

I blow such a load it would come out of her nose piercings.

>>45671

*They

>>45669

Did you drink the peepee?

>>45671

Do you think she could accept your girth?

>>45673

No.

>>45674

A couple of fingers worth? Prolly

>>45674

or was this an executive dig?

>>45677

It was about penis girth

>tfw no coke

It's a blessing in disguise I am broke and have no connection to anybody.

For the new efukt video it's amazing how he fit hole eggplant up his bum. Still not amazing as video the guy giving birth to the basketball. I wonder how he did it

>>45680

Why would you watch such vile things?

>>45680

This is a place of learned men.

>>45681

It's art in it's purest form.

>>45683

I like how prostitute is all like "pooosss mister" before basketball comes out

Mummy says my cummy is yummy.

>>45685

Low quality post.

>>45685

Do you believe your cummy is yummy?

>>45687

The yummiest.

>>45686

Made in China.