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Dan Murphy's

>>42293

Good, know your limits

Big executive crew

What the fuck, why did you delete my thread, I posted it before you

Monaro

>>42307

I'm not BO and I didn't see it in the catalog

Was it a silly thread?

>>42307

It's light touch moderation

>>42310

His thread was posted before, I posted in it.

>>42309

BO will fix the link, it's ok.

>>42310

No It was meant to be NEET Gen 57 but was deleted in place of this one, I even posted the last two digits of the thread's OP, in the OP title, 96, and as you see this thread is 97 and the last post in neet gen #57 is 95

I'm confused

>>42308

I'll think about your offer but I think you'd be better off not waiting.

I hope you make it, in whatever way that makes you happy.

This thread is

BULLSHIT

I want the other deleted one back!

>>42311

It hurts though, I made this thread legitimately

>>42313

I also couldn't repost my post I made in it because of flood detection…

>>42315

thank you

>>42314

I know, if you know of a good cheap location let me know

>>42307

BO here. There were two threads posted very close together. I kept the best one and deleted the shit one. I am sorry if anyone was rustled, but the deleted thread was of very poor quality.

Usually I would keep the one posted first, but where there is a big gap in quality like that and they are posted within a minute of each other, I chose to keep the best one.

>>42313

>>42318

>>42317

>>42316

>>42315

>>42313

I don't understand what is going on.

Why was the other thread deleted?

I made the best one.

>>42320

Way to hurt my feels mate

>>42323

Have a wank /+ goon

>>42321

I dunno and it looks like yet a fucking again I somehow fucking managed to get myself in the exact middle of a drama

HOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP DOING THIS SHIT

>>42325

>Drama

>>42323

I assumed the person who put more effort in to their thread would have more feels to hurt if I deleted theirs.

I am sorry to any NEETs traumatised by my actions.

>>42319

There's a bunch of new suburbs popping up in Adelaide region that need new business but I'm unsure if their lease/rent would be based off of projected value or value at present.

A lot of those ares are still in development and haven't got a huge local pop there yet.

>>42324

Don't worry mate I am, Right now

>>42327

Thanks for protecting my feels, I'm sorry it resulted in other NEETs hurt.

I posted in the other thread that I was making the new one, I wouldn't've if he posted that he was going to.

>>42328

new developments are usually expensive because they're new, maybe it's different in Adelaide but still

>>42329

At the same time?

>>42330

it's ok, next time Ill make a better OP

>>42332

yes

>>42328

Just be careful you plan everything with extra funds for unexpected resources and you meet all the required policies. A lot of business fail because they projector more money to be received then they are actually receiving.

>>42334

If you spill any goon at least you'll have a new wank scent permeating through the air.

I took the bin out. thank you to that kind NEET for reminding me.

It was dark and wet out there. Summer is truly over I think.

>>42337

fuck yesterday was fucking weird in terms of weather

>>42337

I was worrying it was too dark. In Sydney it's pretty dark. It's good to hear you're safe.

>>42331

The suburbs look flash from the outside but I heard that some of them are being filled with housing trust folk.

I don't know how much, or even if that affects rental prices.

Theres a town about half an hour north of Adelaide called Freeling and I think that would be a good place to start up as they are building lots of new houses but the town is small enough to work from the older section and still be accessible to the new residents.

I haven't looked into any of this though. I'm just thinking out loud.

Wish I had some big stinky neet friends

>>42339

I heard a noise - like plastic rustling - but I kept walking and didn't look.

>>42244

>>42242

Posting at an exact time is an artform. I did a few practice runs late last year in preparation for getting the coveted 00:00:00 post, but unfortunately my plans unraveled after a few too many overweight sheeps

>>42338

It was painful, even during summer those days are bad. But it was strange having it after a change in season.

Are you drinking tonight, neetking?

PossumNEET here. I uploaded my play-through of Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis in one video. It is over 4 hours long.

I don't expect anyone to watch it all, but it is there.

I think I am going to play more games. I quite enjoy it.

https://youtu.be/zGTtLzAcm7M

>>42320

>I kept the best one and deleted the shit one.

Ice cold

>>42342

You need to buy some pepper spray.

>>42346

I'll use it as background noise on the weekend, thanks for filling up our neet content banks

>>42349

The wank bank?

>>42350

Mixing those two banks can have unforeseen consequences

PEPE ON MY

>>42351

Posting an excessively big bulge on the gen?

>>42352

DICK

>>42352

CLIT

>>42351

You don't want them to impregnate each other.

>>42353

That and going to Joondalup Dans to sneak love letters into Coolabah boxes

>>42357

Please don't encourage me. I really want to now.

>>42352

WRIST

>>42352

GAPE

>tfw extremely depressed

>>42344

Yeah there was that but the sky was fucking orange though the Trees looked so fucking pretty

>tfw severely impressed

>>42363

When i was losing weight I used to eat a shitton of carrots. When you're eating not out of hunger it doesn't really matter what you're eating, so make it as calorie sparse as you can

>>42361

What's wrong?

>>42362

I stayed inside, when I opened up the doors and windows horrible hot air came in full stop the room that I have my computer in, I normally have the window open and that was the first day in a couple of weeks I didn't even do that.

>>42363

Get healthy snacks like nuts that aren't salted. It may change the habit if they are not as nice.

>>42365

>eat a shitton of carrots

That's what Vito in The Sopranos did too.

>>42364

thank you

>>42363

Drink lots of water.

>>42365

This is good advice. I really like pickles so I might have them if I'm really hungry in between meals. I have problem with constantly grazing if I'm near the kitchen. Maybe I should retire to my bedroom straight after dinner.

>>42370

The best part is carrots are like a buck a kilo half the time

>>42368

No, thank you. It's my public service.

>>42371

They'll probably make for good toilet photograph as well.

>>42374

C'mon mate

>>42374

>>42373

Funny cunts

I knew a girl who went on a diet VERY heavy in carrots (it was basically all she ate) and her skin turned yellow.

>>42377

>become thin

>also become an anime

I don't see the problem here mate

>>42345

Not him but I did visit Dan earlier, got some beer and a mini-bottle of Jim Beam. Drinking tea atm though. It's rather pleasant.

>>42379

You didn't sneak a little jimmy into the tea did you?

>>42377

She should have told then she's on the Dan diet.

>>42372

No, Thank YOU, you are what makes the NEETGen what it is

>>42379

Sounds comfy

I hit the update button and saw a post about sticking carrots up one's date. Quite apropos, I thought.

>>42379

What beer did you get?

Are you the same neet who got heinys and a tiny bottle of liquor the other night

>>42371

Where do you find the $1 a kilo Carrots, they're like $2.50 a kilo at Coles

>>42380

Nah, never done that with tea, only coffee.

>>42381

Lipton black

>>42384

It is m8. 1st cup of tea this year actually.

>>42389

Looks pretty good. would go well with a nice classic salad.

>>42386

The one and only. This time I got Hollandia. I can't fuck my shit up on one of those tiny bottles.

Tea always sits heavy in my stomach. Makes me feel bloated and sick.

No memory of giving free oral on the train:

http://www.news.com.au/national/courts-law/woman-who-allegedly-performed-oral-sex-on-man-on-nsw-train-has-no-memory-of-incident/news-story/ed2cca970accc2f850fc989a5058847b

>>42389

Is that a Gratin, I really want to make a gratin now

>>42390

I used to hate that with lasagna but I am sort of missing my nans salad with lettuce, carrot, cheese and raw mushrooms now that you mentioned it.

>>42395

Have you told the Detectives investigating this matter this crucial piece of evidence?

>>42395

hot

>>42389

Lovely golden brown, enjoy.

>>42396

Oh I really feel like cooking up some Mushrooms in Butter, fucking love Mushrooms, almost as much as a good steak or a nice duck breast Actually a nice duck breast beats everything

Fuck I want to buy a whole duck now as Ducks taste so fucking good

>>42397

Lasaga

You should watch Garfielf is unbreakable, it's really good

>>42387

I haven't purchased any for quite a while but they used to be $1 a kilo on special pretty often

>>42401

I've only had duck at a chinese place. Apparently french cuisine uses duck a fair bit.

What sort of recipes do you know with duck?

If you ever cook one I'd appreciate some photo's, is it pretty much the same as chicken?

I am enjoying QnA. A boomer is upset that he's getting 25% superannuation tax cut proposed tax by Labor. He didn't want to reveal his income but used an example of $50k a year income down to $36k a year that was a bit above the pension. So he probably earned more and earns almost more than 50% of the pensions that's about $26k a year.

It's gone down hill now when the woman is now talking…

>>42401

Duck is too strong tasting for me, also stinks bad when you cook it.

>>42402

heh

just watched it, good stuff.

>>42401

>almost as much as a good steak

The two go so well together imo, I like to cook sliced mushies and onion in rendered steak fat while the steak rests. Could also throw in some cream for a richer sauce. Don't believe I've ever had a Diane sauce with steak or even know what it's made up of.

>>42403

At coles or like a friut and veg shop?

>>42405

The French indeed use duck, as do many asian countries, I have a few recipes but can't remember them right now

And it's not exactly like Chicken as with Chicken you do NOT EVER cook it rare or medium rare, you need to cook it through, duck you can cook medium rare and has a bit of a different of a taste, it's very distinct

>>42389

This was one of the recommended videos after watching that.

>>42407

I love duck in peaking sauce. Is it like chicken before it's cooked but throughout the whole process with smells?

>>42410

Woolies mainly

>>42404

I wouldn't be surprised if he is accused if she's truely nuts with a severe mental illness.

>>42411

So other neets don't feel too bad when we all inevitably become prison gay

>>42413

It's just got this very odd unpleasant smell when cooking it, duck is very fatty and oily.

>>42411

I would still like to hear your voice. You need to believe in yourself comma we all have problems here.

>>42418

>You need to believe in yourself comma we all have problems here.

Speech to Text, ey?

>>42419

right arrow tee eff double u depressed

>>42410

>duck you can cook medium rare

hmm cool.

If you do get around to making one be sure to post pics, sounds good.

The duck I've had at restaurants as been nice but it has been a long time since I've had any.

>>42414

fair enough

Do you like Duck

>>42406

PAY

FOR

MY

RETIREMENT

>>42422

I've never really had duck. Turkey is really nice though, unfortunately I have to go all the way into the big woolies to buy turkey breasts though

>>42412

That's come up for me a few times too.

>>42406

He needs to stop whinging and pull himself up by the boot straps, it's really just that easy.

>>42417

Yes, I can imagine if I cooked it would probably turn me off. I get it from Chinese food cooked that removes me from the smell. I like that's mostly always moist unless severely overcooked. Get it from decent Chinese place if you can. It's quite nice like sweet chicken, especially so with the peaking sauce.

>>42425

please ignore my brainlet tier word repetition

>>42346

will also use it as background noice, have already started

>Hans Ubermann

nice name

>>42411

what game are you reviewing?

>>42427

It sounded like his answer was trying to hide the fact that he was going to be losing a lot of money. It made him look really suspicious and I agree he should pull himself together.

Good night NEETs. Be nice to each other and stay comfy.

>>42432

Good night NEET

>>42425

What do you mean by the big woolies

>>42432

Sound advice NEETo, sleep tight.

>>42432

good night

>>42430

Hey Hans how has it been

>>42406

If his assets are all in shares, provided they yield on average 4% that would equate to around 1M potentially

reminds me of this gem (I know it's r*ddit)

https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/84itww/under_labor_jean_will_lose_out_pray4jean/

>>42424

Fair point, well made.

>>42430

>what game are you reviewing?

Killer Is Dead.

100%'d it a while back, just got put off for a bit.

>>42434

There are two woolies stores in my city, one stocks slightly more things and just happens to be a bit further away

>>42440

does it have longer opening hours

>>42432

Goodnight NEET

>>42442

I don't think so

Am I right?

Am I wrong?

>>42445

Pretty good song. A bit different, but not in a bad way.

>girl I fucked serveral years ago in high school texted me that she wants to see me, code word for fucking her

>too ashamed about my life situation to engage with her

I'd fuck her after school when mum wasn't home or at her house when her parents were on holiday. She then got a BF because I was too much of a mental wreck to deal with a GF, but she convinced him to let her keep fucking me which then devolved into her having me and her BF fucking her at the same time anal and pussy or pussy and mouth.

Should I take the chance and contact her? Might make me feel better but I don't know how I would cope socially.

>>42448

Bitcoins were worth absolutely nothing at the time and without physical buy in examples like that, would never have launched to the status they currently have.

>>42447

so you literally cucked someone in front of her and you're worried about how she perceives you?

women love bad men, you're a bad boy my NEET friend - go scummaxx

>>42448

He probably would have lost it or used it to buy drugs at some point anyway

>>42452

Do elves and men ever fuck?

>>42450

No she just told me tonight she's still with him.

>>42453

Yes occasionally. See the picture and file name.

>>42444

oh but nice dubs

But that said I remember the Woolies in the city I used to live in closed at 11 while the one where I live closed at 10 and has a much bigger population

>>42455

Nice

>>42437

pretty normal, still living the NEET life, watched some american gun youtubers today, now I'm angry\sad\envious. Still enjoy the content though. You?

>>42439

Haven't heard of it, I'd enjoy watching you review a game I know nothing about

>>42452

Sweet dreams Possum. Who "woke" them?

>>42452

tfw will never exist in a medieval universe

it looks so comfy, what are you reading specifically?

>>42452

isn't that the backstory to LotR or something like that?

In any case, sleep well

>>42460

Someone put dan in the noose, like in those images where anime girls are waiting on the other side of a noose

>>42459

It was all set in motion with the music of creation (the big bang basically). Everyone knew that men had been planned and would awake at some point after the elves but no-one knew exactly when, except Eru Ilúvatar (God) and he is a bit mysterious and his complete purposes are not known by anyone except himself.

>>42463

I'll try, lets see if I'm fast enough

>>42465

good man

>>42461

>what are you reading specifically?

The Silmarillion. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/7332.The_Silmarillion

>>42462

>isn't that the backstory to LotR or something like that?

Yes.

>>42464

>the music of creation

That's a nice phrase, cheers buddy. Sleep well.

>>42468

Yeah it is a nice concept. It was like a big jam session between god and his angels and it created middle earth. Unfortunately Melkor (the fallen and evil angel) was part of it and kept playing notes that fucked everything up and stopped it from being perfect.

Thank you for the good night wishes. Good night and sweet dreams to you as well.

Alright NEETs, which one of you was this?

>>42470

It sounds like gun club NEET and the location matches, but he is executive sized.

>>42458

Me?

Well I'm on Dan's goon

>>42469

>kept playing notes that fucked everything up

lol

fucking lead guitarists man, they're all the same.

>>42470

I bet that man owns a pitbull

>>42474

bet he owns a glass pipe too

>>42475

TOOTS

Smelly aboriginal penis

>>42476

lol very nice work.

>>42189

A beautiful body, nothing to be ashamed of. And your arms are looking nicely tanned. Do get out a lot during the day or is just the photo that makes them seem so brown?

>>42477

None for him tonight, barbie's empty because those fucking multicultural people he didn't vote for on the week end took his dolecheck.

>>42479

thanks

>>42470

I understood about 60% of what that man said.

>>42476

Dan's goon, in particular I'm drinking Golden Oak Fruity Lexia/Fruity White

>>42470

based

>>42476

Thank you based hans

Why do we exist?

>>42487

physically: biology n shit

spiritually: to experience things that ultimately shape our existence to work out the best for us before we are gone for good

>>42487

For the betterment of others.

>>42483

sounds nice, hope it has its desired effect, maybe I'll have the chance to taste some of dan's goon in the future, if I'm ever in australia for some weird reason I will. Until then, local german beer and cheap vodka will have to suffice

>>42485

my pleasure to add something to this board

>>42487

daddy put his juice into mummy

>>42490

tfw australian but have never been to Dan's

I am a disgrace

>>42486

hey catman

>>42491

I've never been to Dan's either.

>>42487

Because we do

>>42493

>>42491

Sounds like we need a neetup to smash your dan cherries

>>42486

What suburb of Melbourne is this?

br-r-r-r-um

>>42491

>>42493

why not? you better have a good reason, mine is that the next dan's is on the other side of the earth

also

>tfw lazy german

its shameful

>>42493

>>42495

Let's meet up at a Dan's between Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne and Sydney so either Dan's Ecuca, Dan's East Adelaide or Dan's Albury

>>42497

Did you eat them?

Good night internet frens

>>42502

good night

>>42502

Good night Percy.

>>42502

Night mate.

Fuck snails.

shane you're a top fucking cunt

I'm off to bed too, good night.

>>42508

Good night m80.

>>42508

it's not even midnight, please stay up

>>42502

it's almost 00:00

plz stay up

>>42508

good night

>>42510

>>42511

Responsible NEETs need their sleep.

I'm pulling an all nighter but my conversational skills are not a source of envy.

>>42501

I took their wallets to buy some kfc

>>42513

>I'm pulling an all nighter

Why are you doing that?

>>42515

Bit late on some projects, want to get this review done once and for all, and I've been so lethargic and shitty lately that I've been waking up at like 11-12am.

Short term regret, long term gain. Hopefully.

>>42516

You need to take better care of yourself NEET.

I know Adelaide is Adelaide but holy fucking shit this is the first fucking time there has been a fire near where I lived since my I lived with my family in Broken Hill and their neighbours house burned down

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE CAR OUTSIDE THE FLAT I LIVED IN WAS FUCKING BLAZING AND IT FELT WARM LIKE A FIREPLACE

I mean the Brigrade came and put it out but this shit of lighting cars on fire even shitty fucking new ones is new to me

I'm pretty fucking new to this shit and what the actual fuck just happened

plz help me I'm scared

>tfw scared by fire

>>42519

>>42518

Pretty warm, ey?

You'll be alright, NEETo. If nothing else, cars on fire seem to be pretty controlled fires compared to unlucky cigarette butts thrown out of a window.

>>42520

yeah I know, but it was right out my fucking window and never saw this shit before

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT WAS THIS SHIT

>tfw scared

I'm going to bed, good night NEETs

>>42523

Night, Hans, take it easy.

>>42522

Hang in there, buddy.

>>42523

night Why would you be going to be bed now wouldn't it be 4pm or maybe even 5 pm in germany

>>42524

I know but this shit scares me

>>42525

Its 3pm here, I'm a NEET so why would I have a normal sleep schedule? I like being awake when everyone else is asleep, its so nice and quiet, the neighbors dogs don't make a sound, theres no traffic outside my house and so on.

>>42297

beautiful OP

>>42526

Evil ejaculation

>>42526

Good thinking, NEET.

>>42526

fair enough, still that said

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED

>>42526

iktf, i made my last post at 5am in the other thread and i just woke up. so, i suppose good morning from me and good night to you mate.

>>42530

I don't think anyone here is going to have an answer that'll help you.

>>42532

that is true, I'm going to havr to find the answer to that one myself

>>42526

Patrician sleeping schedule m8.

I'm very scared but all and all, good night everyone

>>42536

Cheeky late-night upkeep.

Looking good, NEET.

>>42535

fear is my domain

Its my birthday today.

I've just told my sister who has announced she is coming over that I might be going out for drinks with some friends. I'm doing this to avoid her and her children. All my friends I haven't spoken to in months, I have had no communique with them about any get together and if I do go out, I plan on just walking out into a nice quiet place in the bush near my house and sitting around for hours.

Sincerely sisterneet

>>42539

How uncomfortable is your sister to be around?

>>42539

Do what you gotta do man.

>>42518

Jeez mate, that's pretty exciting. How did it start? Do you know?

>>42543

Wasn't aware that people ever got up this early.

Morning, I guess.

>>42544

I was running a bit late to get to my course yesterday so I set my alarm a bit earlier. I was up before it anyway, it was before 5 when I looked at my phone.

>>42545

Good thinking. Although more impressed that you've got your body clock mastered like that.

>>42546

It isn't normally, my dog was up too so maybe he woke me or something woke us both up.

Why are you up at this god forsaken hour?

It feels really unnatural, the sun isn't going to be up for another hour.

>>42547

Never went to sleep.

Did most of what I wanted to do overnight. Finished recording and editing my dumb review, working on some projects. Not as much as I would have liked, but an acceptable amount.

I'll say this about Monster: It'll keep you the fuck up if you drink 2 liters of it. I feel the fatigue in my bones but no real sleepiness at all.

>>42548

I used to have those all the time, do you have them regularly? I doubt that'd be too good for you but if it works, it works.

I used to like the lemon rockstars when I was hungover, they taste like crap normally but they're good the day after.

>>42539

Strewth that is a bit depressing.

>>42543

Good morning mate.

>>42552

How does the morning find you?

>>42553

>bakeries are a rip off when you can go to hj's and get two whopper meals for %10 and they're selling a small pie for $5.

Something about this statement upset me. You are too focussed on price. You need to factor in social factors. You should support independent bakeries not awful fast food franchises. You need to elevate your conscience and sense of ethics and social well-being above your desire for thrift.

Thrift is good, but can also be destructive when you become no longer willing to use your money to uphold the good things in your community.

>>42553

Oh yeah, those bakeries are closing all over the place. They're pretty much the equivalent of pop-up shops nowadays.

The independents can survive by scouring equipment off the dead bigger chains, but all the Brumby's are dying rapidly in this area because of the dumbfuck upper management costing them thousands, and local supermarkets outright loss-leading them to force them out.

For fast food, you could try meal prepping. Snaplock plasticware and pre-nuked meals, have had success with that.

>>42555

I'd have no issue doing that if I wasn't on NEETbux. Local little bakeries are worth it but going to a brumbies, villies etc. is pretty much the same as going to hj's probably. They're big enough to have stckholders so they're probably foreign owned.

I don't know though.

If I had more moneys I'd buy from boutique type bakeries.

>>42556

>the dumbfuck upper management

What's the deal there?

I was thinking of taking some lasagna with me today but I might serg out and feel like I shouldn't be using the communal microwave.. that's what it's there for.

Yeah, nah. I'm going to take lasagna.

Time to wash my mentionables.

>>42558

>What's the deal there?

Hearsay from a nosy barber, but says that they've been forcing all outlets to close up shop to spend 10-20K on matching new branding. So that lost, customers lost, loss all over.

Most Brumby's shops are franchised existing bakeries. Independent, live and die on their own merit, and just answer to upper management. They sure as hell don't get bail-outs. All the same, they say jump, you jump, they say there's a special on all meat pastries despite that being your primary source of profit in competing in the local area, you jump a little higher.

Seems a bit fucked, but the sorry state of the industry speaks for itself.

And yeah, take the lasagna. Good idea.

>>42558

Take the lasagne, use the microwave, socialise with the people there.

>>42557

Nigga you aren't as poor as you like to make out some times.

>>42559

Why?

>>42560

>Most Brumby's shops are franchised existing bakeries.

No shit, didn't know that.

>>42567

Cool, do you know by how much?

Bye for now.

Have a nice day NEETs.

I'm not posting in this thread in solidarity with the deleted thread.

>>42573

b-but you just posted

>>42572

Good bye. Have a beautiful time.

Do any NEETs here like Jpanese idols?

>>42569

A DSP NEET getting maximum rate Rent Assistance should be about $10 a fortnight better off.

I am back from my workout. Everything went well. I increased the amount I lifted on Bench Press and Barbell Rows (35kg this time). For the squats I just did the bar again since they have been a struggle. They were easier today. I think I will add some weight to the bar next time. I will see how sore I get and how long it takes me to recover.

>>42576

lmao no

>>42578

You should pictures for us so we can see your transformation and provide you with feedback.

>>42581

*take pictures for us

Where the fuck is the option to report that I got a job to centrelink? It's nowhere to be found on the site.

I dont want to tell my job service provider, they've done fuckall and don't deserve a bonus.

>>42582

>>42581

No I have deliberately ceased being an exhibitionist online. It was not good for me.

>>42583

I used to go to:

1. log into my gov

2. Click on Cenno

3. Daily activity or something on the first page.

4. If all fails you can use Cenno app on your phone logging in using mygov. It always used to be on the front of the page on the day to report for me and that's how I did it.

>>42584

>It was not good for me.

It's good for me though

>>42585

Is there a way to just cancel my newstart allowance or do I just wait for the next reporting cycle and say I didnt meet the requirements?

Also, does austudy normally start paying after the census date? I wanted that free $1000 but it's saying the application will be completed in april when the census date is the 31st of march

>>42589

>Is there a way to just cancel my newstart allowance or do I just wait for the next reporting cycle and say I didnt meet the requirements?

Ring up Newstart line and say cancel payment. I was transfer after a wait to talk to someone who cancelled my payment. I did it because I know they are cracking down on not following your Mutual Obligation Requirements and I didn't want that on my record for future applications. Anyway, I would ring them up now.

>>42589

>Also, does austudy normally start paying after the census date?

I would cancel it if you are living off it. After a fuck-up my took 8 weeks into the semester to finally get approved.

>I wanted that free $1000 but it's saying the application will be completed in april when the census date is the 31st of march

It should be with your first payment or at least mine was before I even started the session last year. I do not know how it works though the Student Help loan.

>>42588

No, sometimes aroused but then I wank to different to things

>>42590

Thanks, guess I'll ring them up now.

>>42593

My favourate had to be the used underpants over head ;-) that made me very excited and still has an effect on me

>>42592

As long as you can afford it as they will not speed up processing your payment when you have no money unless you say you are in extreme financial hardship have less money than your next payment. Even then you may be days without a payment and that could be significant if need to pay bills and buy food.

>>42594

I suppose if people are going to post sexual things like that then they can't really complain if someone gets excited.

Fixed the door on my shed, it is rotting and falling apart. My drill from the 90s has a shit battery so I just screwed 10 screws with a #3 phillips. The wood I patched it with was shit mdf baseboard I hoarded during my time in construction. Feels low income man.

>>42597

Well done NEET. It always feels good to get stuff done around the house.

>>42596

I would also like to request more of these photographs

>>42599

Do you post photos of yourself?

>>42601

Then you should not ask others to post.

>>42568

Don't forget to walk your dog. This is going to be a horrible, horrible year for him if you keep using muscle soreness as an excuse not to walk him for weeks at a time.

>>>>42603

I will take him tomorrow.

Been awake since 6AM trying to type up this email asking if I can work at a different office.

Because fuck waking up at 1AM every day.

>>42608

Weird hours permanently fucked my eating schedule, I would always skip breakfast in favor of sleeping longer. Now I am not hungry the first 6 hours of the day, probably the reason I am a skeleNEET. This was just from waking up at 4am every day.

>>42609

Morning

Back from another relaxing NEETwalk.

>>42609

Good Morning Tibetan cartoon girl enthusiast.

>>42609

Good Morning Karen.

>>42611

Good morning NEET. I'm glad you enjoyed your walk.

I remembered a funny story

>be helpdesk

>tormented by pc illiterate boomer

>calls me sport and says cheers all the time

>create alias in outlook

>imaginary helpdesk employee from ex employee name

>direct him to email "the new guy"

>bugs my fake inbox with bullshit requests

>never reply or do anything

>one day he comes in yelling

>WHERE IS THIS GUY

>coworkers say he hasn't worked here in months

>people think he is just retarded boomer with no sense of time

And that is how I avoided talking to him for a month or so.

I'm going to take doggo for a walk be back soon.

>>42613

lol

>>42613

Clever plan sport. Cheers for the story.

>>42614

That better not me my doggo you are taking.

>>42615

This is actually how he talked.

>>42613

It was a good plan and it's too bad it only bought you a month or so

>>42613

10/10 would read again

>>42614

i'm back.

>>42616

no.

just flew into the gen

boy are my arms tired

do you NEETs have any new hobbies?

>>42623

I cut a piece of wood in twain yesterday, so I guess you could say I'm a carpenter now.

Need to write a business mail but have no one to proof read it.

Should I give boomerpool a go?

>>42624

good work NEET are you going to start building thing with your new found carpentry skills?

>tfw my boomer step dad gives me a pep talk about finding work

>tells me get up bright and early and walk down to the newsagents and buy a paper to look for jobs

>>42627

Also make sure to look people straight in the eye and give them a firm handshake and you'll get any job you want.

Morning NEETs.

>>42628

Doesn't he also need to pull his pants up and tuck in his shirt?

>>42630

Yes, and pull himself up by the boot straps.

>>42627

I'm glad I never had to experience a step-parent. Must be fucked having some rando adult in your house trying to give you orders

>>42633

They go cosplay Alice from Madness Returns.

I swear they're the exact same boots.

Good morning NEETs, had a nice wakeup-wank and after that a shower, feeling pretty good.

>>42629

Morning

>>42632

my step mom used to be like that. Thank god I don't have to live with her.

>>42635

You'd lose your stiffy trying to get all that shit off her before you commenced your struggle snuggle.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

I want to be able to post again

I think we're back NEETs.

YAY

They have fixed it!

TPG sent me my replacement modem that I received today. I was also able to organise a courier to pick up the old router and send it back to TPG already in the same day.

The current router is working well with no drop outs using Net Uptime Monitor that keeps pinging three local address (Router, TPG website and Google DNS). When all three addresses do not respond, it reports it as a loss of internet and creates a log throughout the day that you can send to your ISP.

>>42640

>>42639

>>42638

what

>>42642

Who?

>>42642

Refresh the page see the top of the page.

>>42645

>Things aren't even that bad, I'm just really tfw depressed

Got any plans, goals or events coming up in the future? Focusing on those things often helps but when you have nothing it does bum me out a bit

your pepe is like >tfw depressed post that receives a >tfw impressed post

I'm a fat fuck so I had to go and buy a new pair of trousers since old one's groins is worn out

man being a wagecuck is expensive

>>42647

I have lots of goals which is good at least, still leaves me feeling pretty empty a lot of the time however as most require grinding and you can never really "achieve"

>clearing skin up

>getting stronger in gym

>saving more money etc.

might go for another NEET walk, hopefully not couples this time

>>42644

>>42646

huh I didn't realize the site was down, I thought it was just a slow day on here.

I was worried because it seemed like everyone stopped posting as soon as I made a post

>>42645

I wish I could say something to make you feel better, but the only thing I can think of is that there will be days when you won't feel like complete shit. At least you got a (you)

I just had a fap too, only do it once every few days now

At course. Taking lasagna was a good move. I scratched my tooth with the fork because I over think eating when in public.

NEETo's story of the boomer at the help desk was good. Phone posting makes using the gen hard. Consider this a you.

Talked to the guy I talked to last week again. He's a bit similar to me in some ways although seems less spergy. Maybe he is and I can't pick up on it.

"Error connecting to database".

I'll post this later.

I want to see where/if the subject shows up. There's a box for it on this app. Maybe it's the options box where sage goes.

Can you write any other options in the options box?

I had a realisation that I'm not a NEET in any way. Weekend job, and course is education where we get training in first aid and manual handling.

Strange feel.

Hope your day has been running smoothly so far NEETs.

>>42655

I am glad things are going well for you today mate. Hurry home to us please.

>>42655

>I'm not a NEET in any way

Don't get too big for your boots normie.

>>42320

You did the right thing, SeppoVPN.

>>42457

Racemixing is wrong, NEET. You need to repent.

>>42655

At the gen. Taking lasagna was a good move. I scratched my dick with the fork because I over think eating when wanking.

NEETo's story of the boomer at the help desk was good. Wank posting makes using the gen hard. Consider this a you.

Talked to the cat I talked to last week again. He's a bit similar to me in some ways although seems less spergy. Maybe he isn't and I can't pick up on it.

I had a realisation that I'm a NEET in every way. no job, and and lack of education where I read wiki articles about anime directors and mmorpgs. Strange feel.

I do not have a job.

>>42661

>tfwiktf

Caffeine withdrawals are brutal.

I am going to try a six pack of those new Woolies "brioche style" Hot Cross bunnies.

>>42653

What the fuck is that, looks shopped. VR/46 makes it sound like fuel additive. Has monster gone too far?

>>42661

>>42663

I know these feels.

Whenever I see a pic or video of someone the same age as me it freaks me out. they always look so old. I don't look that old do I?

>>42666

>I don't look that old do I?

I don't know.

>>42666

How old are you?

>>42666

You do mate

I thought I was still as spiff as I always was but people have commented how old I look now

lucky the gen was down because you need an excuse as to why there are no posts.

>less than 100 in a day.

we're not going to make it that way

>>42656

I came as soon as I could.

>>42657

I even instigated a conversation with a milf after course had ended and didn't spaghetti at all.

I am the normiest.

>>42660

I can no longer relate, I have evolved

>>42669

I'm still a spring chicken, I'm just grey from stress.

>>42671

Were you trying to hit on the milf?

>>42671

>I came as soon as I could.

Did you get me a present?