/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>40788

If he is an executive with no air conditioning the pain he will be suffering could be very real.

>>40785

They can trace the Indian migration routes from all the shit deposits left on the ancient streets.

>>40789

I thank you for create the thread but there is no link to the OLD THREAD

>>40036

>>40792

Hit post limit so can't link, hence dropped the ball like the last thread.

>>40793

Yes, but this thread before my post had no link in this thread to the old thread

>>40794

Oh, sorry, another fuckup I guess.

>>40796

If we didn't fuck up we wouldn't be here, so don't sweat it too much neato

>>40798

I think 18 to 23 is ideal weather.

>>40799

Me too

I don't really mind weather up to 30 though, any higher than that and it stops being comfy

>>40791

They had some of the oldest sanitary/water systems and iirc had flushing toilets thousands of years ago.

Their population growth has ruined them.

>>40797

>neato

another fuck up

>>40802

It was deliberate. Sometimes I like to bend the rules a bit, live on the edge.

>>40803

You're a fucking wild cunt.

Bet you wear sunglasses inside.

>>40801

Did they expand the system though, I can imagine the system would be under massive pressure but I do not imagine that it would have been expanded?

>>40805

Now you only have to take responsibility of the well being of your family.

>>40805

Good on ya neet, narrowly avoiding life shattering wakeup calls is a good achievement. Order yourself some tendies and have a relaxing wank

>>40806

That system was in ruins in the Vedic culture stuff.

I guess it was ruined before the population expanded.

My Russian neighbors planted these vine-type plants in their backyard kind of have leaves similar to a mulberry bush , now theres all these weird flying spiky bug beetles buzzing around everywhere which I've never seen before, should I be worried? have they snuck in some pest with their plants?

>>40810

rip

>>40810

The dreaded mulberry spiky beetle.

You're done for.

>>40814

That's called a poorfag cheeseburger

>>40815

b-but I still haven't had any of the alcohol I purchased last time

>>40817

Why?

>>40818

Haven't been tfw depressed enough

>>40819

Keep up what you are doing then, it sounds positive

>>40821

That dog is going to be puking on his mat before midday

>>40816

I broke my loaf of bread in half the other day and put the other half in the freezer so the only bread defrosted was the buns.

>>40821

>tfw no giant icetub to place my balls

>>40823

I'm picturing you snapping an unsliced loaf in half with your bare hands

Is this an accurate image?

>>40824

Wouldn't cost a lot of money to get a kiddie pool and some ice

Don't dream, do.

>>40827

Sounds like your thoughts are in the right place mate. Keep it up and use your remaining brain wisely.

>>40814

You eat the sort of food my nanna ate before she moved to the nursing home

>>40828

We're never going to make it until we start bullying octogenarians, so I suggest you do the same. I need to learn to maintain eye contact if I want to get a girlfriend and these old people have already had decades worth of romantic experience, so I'm sure they would understand.

>>40831

You could try acquiring a granny gf for practice. If you do it right you could even end up with her inheritance

>>40825

Karate chopped it then fly kicked it into the freezer.

>>40830

Anything too tasty upsets my stomach.

I'm a simple man with simple desires.

>>40834

Do you have Crohn's disease/IBS?

>>40835

Not that I'm aware of.

>>40837

Do certain foods set off your stomach?

>>40814

I could go have a ham clan cheese toastie but I spent all my money at dans

>>40840

all my hope in goon bags

>>40838

Nothing particular, I think I may just have a gastro bug that comes and goes.

Maybe..

>>40845

You are that NEET who destroys his body with high doses of nicotine via those dumb mints.

>>40847

The mints didn't do anything to you. Don't pick on the blessed mints.

Hey kids, just ate 5 rolls of sushi.

>>40849

Sushi is nigger food its not even cooked

>>40848

Give them up. The situation has become embarrassing.

>>40850

Do you seriously think sushi is just raw fish?

>>40852

Calm down buster.

>>40845

It may be worth getting it checked out if it happens frequently.

>>40852

Yes, it also has sand in it

>>40851

"Situation" implies it's temporary, it's a condition and it's permanent.

>>40856

It is not permanent. It is on your list of things to sort out and you are going to get to it a bit later in the year.

>>40856

The only permanent things on the neetgen are death, not meeting the minimum taxable income and Dan's low low prices.

>>40858

You do invasive surgery continually entering and exiting his anus with the camera

>>40862

>You may be asked to hold the camera

by clenching your cheeks together?

Finished my fucking homework.

God damn legislation is fucking boring and monotonous. No wonder pollies are all fucked in the head.

>>40857

> you are going to get to it a bit later in the year.

Thanks, hopefully sooner rather than later.

>>40860

Dan's prices aren't that low.

>>40864

>Finished my fucking homework

It will probably be to your advantage to not let yourself get so negative about it.

>>40864

>Dan's prices aren't that low.

One man built his reputation on a handshake. He made a promise that no matter who you were, or what you'd like to drink, he'd have the drink at the lowest price. That was Dan Murphy's promise and it always will be.

>>40865

I'm just glad that it's over, reading legislation was doing my head in.

>>40867

Good work m8, I've got a big day ahead tomorrow due to my procrastination but I've caught up a bit today

>>40870

I'm going to try and do a bit over everyday from now on maybe rather than leave it til the end of the week/week end to get it done.

It really is stressful having deadlines.

>>40868

I miss hearing about gooklady and her young white lacky delivering to the warehouse.

I bet her profits have dropped substantially.

>>40873

>I bet her profits have dropped substantially.

For late night runs it would have.

Monk might be back and occupying the Warehouse again.

>>40874

He was paying her like $10 each delivery.

I think she actually liked him, dropping off booze after hours on er way home.

>>40875

I have contemplated this too. We may be talking to him but not even know it. :3

>>40875

Is this a first hand experience?

>>40876

>He was paying her like $10 each delivery.

I thought she overcharged for the beer then added delivery.

>I think she actually liked him,

I liked the part were she laughed.

>>40877

>>40876

I am not Monk. I doubt Monk could post here and keep from revealing himself. He was always a big attention-seeker. What would he post about if not himself?

>>40877

>then added delivery.

I can't remember how it worked but she was making lots a profits off of him

>>40878

…the dan poster is monk

>>40878

>What would he post about if not himself?

The upcoming baby, her fungal infection and the mess in the toilet?

>>40879

Agreed

>>40872

Hang in there, buddy.

>>40883

>file name

>keeps the Gooklady away

sure thing hot stuff, post your bulge

>>40884

>sure thing hot stuff, post your bulge

Look back in the Gens and it will posted in various threads. I am sorry, but you are the first person to comment on the filename

>>40885

Is the NEET here with the hairy legs folder?

>>40889

Post them /aus/ I keep reporting a dick pic with the reason go away John

>>40892

I feel they are meaningless without knowing who they belong to. I do not understand the appeal of having a sea of a dick pics.

It's probably NK mad about getting banned for posting a dick.

>>40896

I doubt NK has sufficient dedication and commitment.

>>40890

I wonder if we will ever have a lull period like /aus/ did before early 2016

>>40897

He's dedicated to his internet friends, r-right?

>>40898

No, but I wish I had, those are some impressive paperbag technologies.

>>40900

Sure.

>>40899

I hope not. I need constant reminders that there are other people out there like me.

>>40901

They even have holes for cigarettes.

>>40902

We know you love us. You don't need to say the words.

>>40905

I need him to say the words

>>40904

The look in its eyes makes me think it's hanging for fresh ones. It's like a junkie on payday that got to the dealers and the dealer isn't home.

>>40904

I bet that cat's fur is actually all black

>>40908

Yeh I gave him a good spray with the sticky hose

>>40909

I thought you were going to give it to him in a tissue

Thunder has driven my doggo nuts again.

>>40911

Tell him if he barks at it it might go away, usually works for my doggo

>>40912

My doggo doesn't understand english and I don't speak dog.

>>40913

that's a shame tbh

>>40914

Big, sweaty executive sized NEETs?

>>40911

Calm him down with a cum tissue

>>40914

I sometimes wish a train would run over me

>>40918

How would you count the number of carriages then?

>>40919

I'd just pretend I did and come up with a number before I go to the big dans in the sky

No way to be proven wrong or right, so it's all the same

The time for poo is near…

>>40921

The place for poo is rear…

>>40922

well bantered

>>40924

I've been going through a shitload of gum to keep the hunger pangs at bay.

>>40924

Go to Coles

>>40927

Did you eat it?

>>40927

Not even $3 for 2 bags of pasta?

>>40927

The absolute state of this country where a exec neet can't afford food

>>40931

Looks like it is time to enter the food fetish industry

>>40931

How are you going to last until Monday afternoon when an emergency payment can be deposited into your account?

>>40932

That KFC video last night was really good.

>>40934

That or find a food bank or find out what food is available from those charity shops. Good luck and take some pictures.

>>40934

You could always raid binneets bin, I bet he chucks out tendies and all sorts

>>40937

No true NEET chucks out tendies.

>>40934

If you work the streets you'll be able to afford a good meal

>>40931

How did you come to have exactly $0.00 in your account? What was your last purchase?

>>40943

kek

F

>>40945

>>40941

I saw one of those cunts walking around with a rock in its beak/mouth the other day

All the other bin chickens looked pretty jealous of him

>>40946

Take a picture next time

I don't think we have those bin chickens where I live.

>>40946

When I get horny I capture one and tap its potential in my dumpwter

Yeah fuck driving. Never driving again.

Public transport for lyfe

When will this hot weather fuck off already? I just want it to be cold.

>>40949

I bet the beak offers a good deep throat

>>40951

Me too.

>>40950

Some bogan teenager spewed on the floor the last time I went on a bus

>>40950

What happened?

>>40955

Was it you?

>>40957

Almost caused an accident. Almost got hit by some dickhead.

Then on the way back traffic jam meant I was probably better off taking the public transport.

>>40947

I actually considered doing that but it was outside some cunts house in a dodgy area so I decided it was a bit risky

>>40948

Where do you live? They're very common in WA. They're being culled in Perth because there's so many of them. I mainly see them in front of certain houses or at the rubbish dump

>>40958

I wish I was a bogan teenager tbh

>>40959

>Almost caused an accident

What happened?

>>40960

>Where do you live?

Adelaide.

>>40962

>>40699

Also forgot to have my lights on for a while

>>40964

I always forget my lights.

>>40965

Dawn, dusk and night you should have your lights on when it gets darker

>>40965

I've never turned my lights on manually. The car senses the dark and does it automatically. Very fancy.

>>40965

I dontk now if it's the same for all cars but for the one I was driving there are two levels, one for just having the dashboard light up and bit of the front lights and another where it does the 'normal' shit.

>>40967

Will do

>>40966

or when some cunt cuts you off

>>40970

On second look I was wrong about where Adelaide is, maybe you do have them

>>40972

We have them, but they tend to stay out of suburbia and its bins.

>>40971

They are the shiners and are used for special occasions.

>>40967

Why does somebody that old need trainer wheels?

>>40973

for now

>>40976

The old bread and liquid panadol trick will probably sort them like seagulls.

>>40977

Gabadoo

>>40978

Should give them mindies

>>40980

Once they start invading suburbia, all bets are off. The councils/states should create jobs by authorising the mass destruction of these vile dinoasaur-related creatures.

Anytime I go outside my house it feels like I'm in a virtual reality. Anyone know this feel?

>>40981

Who else will empty the bins of their juice then?

>>40982

Yes, go for a walk more often

>>40982

Every morning NEETwalk, especially when i cut through the shopping centre that's packed with normies, I feel completely disconnected from reality.

>>40982

It's all a simulation anyway.

>>40986

Perhaps NEETs have the ability to see that it's a simulation due to prolonged social isolation.

>>40983

BinNEET must embrace the destiny foretold by his neetname

>>40982

I usually just feel depressed

>>40982

I'm pretty disconnected whenever I head outside. More I'm outside, the wavier it gets, until it's like I'm piloting a mannequin.

All very fun. Probably not healthy.

>>40985

>especially when i cut through the shopping centre that's packed with normies, I feel completely disconnected from reality.

iktf

>>40994

I hope you didn't use your real name

>>40994

I find you are better off not trying to fight that sort of thing. You just isolate yourself.

>>40994

I'm sure you're going to change minds with that.

>>40996

I did. I'm a club member. It was a response to an email sent to members by the secretary. Fuck them for passing policy without a vote.

>>40997

This approach works for all issues.

>>40996

>>40997

>>40998

>Just bend over goyim, nothing you can do!

>>40997

>You just isolate yourself.

This is a gun club.

>>40999

Eww, you're a member of a club that loves trannies.

That's pretty fucking gay man.

>>41001

>>41002

I am going to laugh if this falls back on you, just remember that.

>>41001

>nothing you can do!

Yes there is. You can write a letter.

>>41004

I'll still have my guns.

>>41006

I'll still be laughing

>>41006

And be part of a very progressive scene.

Transexuals with guns are the future.

>>40999

The "passing policy without a vote" bit holds more weight, you should have concentrated on that in the letter.

>>41009

That will be my response when I get a "it's <current year>, anon!" reply.

>>41002

How many members does this club have?

>>41009

Founders deliberate policy.

Members pay members fees.

>>40994

Well bantered.

>>41011

~800 last time I checked.

>>41012

You are talking out your bum.

>>41015

I only talk shit.

>>40999

>>41001

It's all fun and games until it gets posted on the Uni's community Facebook page but without your name being censored

The sort of people that are involved with these student societies are always professional students that just want to linger at Uni for as long as possible and come from spoiled backgrounds and love rules and authority, think private school teacher's pet types.

I don't disagree with what you said but I think it is just really unwise, you're picking a fight that you are in no position to win. Just get your degree and get out, you're not changing the entrenched culture of a tertiary institution on your own.

>>41017

This is a private gun club. Nothing to do with university. Majority of members would be 50+.

>>41017

I'll also be pinning up the email thread on the pinboards around the club if I get fobbed off.

>>41018

>>41019

You shouldn't have sent that email, you should have gritted your teeth and found out who it was then took some course of action. Under Commonwealth law they have to accommodate this person's reasonable requests:

>Sex Discrimination Act 1984

>Discrimination on the basis of …sexual orientation, gender identity, and intersex status.

>Discrimination in …clubs.

https://www.humanrights.gov.au/employers/good-practice-good-business-factsheets/quick-guide-australian-discrimination-laws

How hard are you going to REEEEE if they take you to the Human Rights C omission?

>>41017

>Uni

>800 member gun club

????????????

>>41020

They can use the disabled toilet

>>41020

>How hard are you going to REEEEE if they take you to the Human Rights C omission?

I'll laugh.

>>41020

You can get taken to the HRC for asking a valid question of the club executive?

>>41022

Fuck off, that's mine.

Toilets should all be single cubicle with no mention of gender on the door.

The only exception should be wheelchair accessible toilets and baby change rooms (they dont have a toilet but they are an amenity).

>>41025

There should be special toilets for brainlets

>>41027

We use whatever we can find.

>>41026

But men's toilets are always empty and women's always full, it is more time efficient to just have men's toilets designed with a piss trough.

>>41029

Well then enjoy putting up with this debate forever.

>>41024

Yes

>>41029

Trough poo

>>41024

It's not going to anything at all and if you post that email on the board to make it public it will:

>It is unlawful for a registered club to discriminate against a person who is a member of a registered club on the ground of sex:

>>(c) by subjecting the person to any other detriment

Page 27, https://www.legislation.nsw.gov.au/inforce/f38c7dc7-ba45-ee6e-d61f-9c8e3cbd52cf/1977-48.pdf:

Under section (a) and (b) they have to comply with reasonable requests and cannot limit their membership. All you are doing is REEEEEEEEEEing. If the person find out it's you and you do not go the HRC it can:

>If your complaint is not resolved, or it is discontinued for another reason, you can take your complaint to the Federal Court of Australia or the Federal Magistrates Court.

https://www.humanrights.gov.au/our-work/sex-discrimination/publications/know-your-rights-sex-discrimination-and-sexual-harassment

That's a fucking expensive place to get a solicitor and barrister when their will probably be pro-bono because they will play the victim. I have nothing against you sending that email, but if you want to post it on the board linking back to you and piss the person off then there are consequences. I will be laughing very hard if it gets to this stage because chances are it will make the news.

>>41029

But I don't want other men to see my wee wee

>>41033

THE CLUB ISNT DISCRIMINATING AGAINST HIM

HE IS ASKING WHICH TOILET THE TRANNY WILL USE

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THE TRANNY TAKE HIM TO COURT OVER

t. law school dropout

>tfw severely depressed

>>41035

I don't think he was saying the club is discriminating against him but that you are.

>>41033

>That's a fucking expensive place

I won't bother with a lawyer, and will transfer whatever 'wealth' I have to a family member beforehand if it got to that stage.

>>41034

No men should, it's a strange custom.

>>40994

How silly.

>>41040

I wonder about some of you lefty NEETs sometimes, I really do. Even on an anonymous imageboard you're scared of any opinion that's contrary to media-pushed groupthink.

>>41041

Their opinions are contrary to the opinion pushed on chans.

They're rebels.

>>41042

The life of a career contrarian is a difficult one

>>41042

I get that, but they bitch about not fitting in with societal normies, and being scared of societal normies, but are still happy to fit in with them/

>>41041

I'm not scared of your opinion, I just think it's childish and silly to behave in such a manner, the real world isn't /pol/.

>>41043

The endless seesaw of compassionate apathy and reckless hotheadedness.

>>41045

What is the real world then? You've just made a statement as to what it isn't, which means you know authoritatively what it is.

>>41044

Personally, I don't know anyone in real life that cares about any of that shit on either end of the spectrum.

>>41045

Stop posting here you negative nancy.

>>41046

Sometimes I look upon the normies enjoying things and feel a pang of regret

>>41047

What I mean is it's probably not a good idea to bring your /pol/-like beliefs into the world, there could be consequences.

>>41049

Sorry, I'm just a bit worried is all.

>>41037

That's what I am saying. From my re-reading of the Commonwealth laws and not NSW laws which the capitalised post didn't pick up on. The club management would have to deny any association to his views. If he began to post these views as if he was in a management position on the club board and the person could prove he is harassed then the club go could get taken to the HRC I see his membership being revoked before this happens. Overall, I do not see this ending well for him.

https://www.legislation.gov.au/Details/C2017C00383

Sometimes I get depressed

Big poo shooting from my bum into my own mouth

>>41050

Ohh if I could turn back to that first reactionary stance that started this back and forth bullshit pendulum of views I have, I would in a heartbeat.

>>41055

I know that feel

I think being angry about things on 4chan has done irreparable damage to my mindset

>>41054

That'd be quite the party trick.

>>41054

t-tub girl?

>>41058

tubNEET

>>41056

Yep, I no longer know where the lines between what I'm joking about, what I believe and what I want to believe are anymore.

My mind is a shitpost.

>>41061

I quite enjoy this Pepe.

>>41060

Well at least we're not alone, I guess

>>41064

That was a little bit relatable.

>>41064

I don't know what this feel is but it's uncomfortable

>tfw depressed

>tfw impressed

>>41069

Where is the Dan Murphy edit?

>>41069

there is a sound webm for every occasion

>>41068

>tfw

big

>depressed

>>41069

Why didn't you rename it You've Got a Feel in Me….webm

>>41072

Why did you give him the (you) instead of me?

>>41072

>tfw

severely

>impressed

that you addressed me personally

>>41073

Why don't you shut the fuck up?

>>41074

>tfw jealoused

>>41076

That webm was for you too matey.

>>41074

Because he's easily impressed

>>41078

Does the favicon really change when you have a (You)?

>>>41078(not you)

You'll get your you when it's due, not before

>>41076

An extremely rude reply.

>>41076

Why don't you just let all the anger out, buddy

>>41083

I'll steal it from you when you're least aware.

>>41086(""u'')

You're never get it

>>41088

oops

Why do you tease me so?

>>40190 (You)

>>41092

I know you love it, youlessneet

>>41092

No (you) for u but here is a free (you)

Been doing some really hot farts.

>>41094

Fantastic

>>41093

If your (you) is not free it is likely counterfeit and should be reported to the neet police

>>41096

This gif is really uncomfortable, the more I watch it the weirder I feel

So have your damn you

>>41098

I've had it for years and it still does it to me too.

Thank you for your (You).

lots of NEET tension tonight, saturdays are normally pretty comfy

>>41101

We need a group release.

FUCK

DAN

IN

>>41103

>>41104

BLASPHEMY

>>41105

MY

BLASPHEMEME

>68 IPs

>Using 11.3~ proxies per person

Why you doing that mates?

HOLE

>>41109

I can't afford 12

BIG STINKY NEET

I'm posting from the bath my big stinky brethren

FUCK

that quints was meant for cheesey

>>41114

wait. that's quads.

what ever mate.

Imagine having a gf

I have a big smooth neet booty

>mew

that's a strange word for a cats meow

>>41117

Bet it's pimply and hairy

Is the faggot spamming the BO posting with proxies to pretend this board isnt dead?

>>41120

There are multiple shitposters

>>41120

>the BO

their BO you mean

Their BO is the dick poster

>>41121

I'M THE SHITTIEST OF THEM ALL

>>41123

I'm probably the most depressed

>>41125

Suits the weather.

>>41125

Sounds comfy.

>>41124

I'm probably the most impressed

>>41128

I'm probably the most undressed.

>>41125

Have a wank

>>41129

Care to post a picture?

>>41130

I definitely will be tonight

>>41129

There's a pretty hard cap on how undressed one person can be.

>>41133

Yesterday's bad video really pushed that limit forward.

>>41134

Thanks that'll suffice.

>>41135

I have been rewatching the video and his mouth has such an expressionless look after it fires he was really blown away by what happened tbh

>>41136

that was in bad taste

really need to make an effort with my diet and exercise to be honest

>>41137

It was but I just had it on my mind I apologise again

>>41138

Are you the executive sized NEET who had an incident today?

>>41140

my narky posts are never sincere and I don't think anyone takes them seriously

>>41142

They do hurt and I look forward to watching your sperg out when someone does it to you.

>>41142

All narky posts cause harm.

>>41143

An unnecessarily narky remark.

>>41145

I am beyond serious. I told a joke about a play on words and the first response is telling me to fuck off. I look forward to watching the sperg out and laughing.

>>41147

butthurt?

>>41147

I'm not sure what post you are talking about.

>>41148

That was a poor quality post.

Yeah the quality of post is rather low here

>>41149

I post

>>41073

And receive the following response

>>41076

>>41148

An objectionable annotation.

>>41152

Oh, yeah. That was a bit shit.

>>41147

You are the only one sperging out.

Sodomy.

>>41155

An additional low quality post

Gapes.

I love molesting young aboriginal men

>>41159

You do not. No-one does.

>>41159

Do they molest you back?

>>41159

An abhorrent statement.

>>41157

Fuck you

>>41163

A vile and hateful attack.

>>41163

Also an additional low quality post

>>41166

How about the shitposts with a few random words