/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

SYDNEY

>>41545

>work harder

ew

>>41547

Have a wank

>>41549

Looks like it's time for some research

>>41549

There is in my dreams

>>41549

Howard Stern got a porn star to take some skinny nerd's virginity on one of his shows. I'm sure there's footage of that out there.

Unproductive NEET here, going to make a smoothie the get into it.

I'm off, see you m8s tomorrow.

>>41553

>I'm off, see you m8s tomorrow.

Good bye, talk to you tomorrow.

>>41553

Okay mate. Good luck.

>>41554

Saw this in the related videos

Those poor executives.

https://www.xvideos.com/video679184/howard_stern_-_smallest_penis_contest

>>41557

I feel sorry for them but am disgusted that they would choose to make such an undignified spectacle of themselves.

>>41557

Why would anyone enter that?

>>41557

I feel more confident about my size now

>>41559

There are many people who will degrade themselves for attention. I do not know the exact psychology behind it, but it is a relatively common phenomenon.

>>41561

15:59 it looks like a vagina a true innie

>>41562

I am not going to watch it.

>>41562

Just thought I would let you know that.

I am back from my executive neet walk

>>41565

Hope you packed your fat spats.

>>41566

What do you mean?

>>41567

Compression shorts to prevent chafing.

>>41563

It's pretty much the only chance you've got to watch an hour of dicks without it looking gay

>>41568

Are you being narky?

>>41570

I was explaining the other bloke's spats comment.

Feeling agitated mates.

>>41572

because of the narky NEET?

>>41573

I wasn't being narky, and I'm not THE narky NEET!

>>41572

Well don't take it out on any innocent NEETs.

>>41573

There was no narky NEET. The fat spats are an ausneets meme.

>>41574

I am not saying you were the NarkyNEET.

>>41577

I will start doing this.

Pepe on my wrist. Pepe on my wrist.

>>41579

Pepe on my dick. Pepe on my dick

Pepe on my dick. Pepe on my dick

Pepe on my dick. Pepe on my dick

>>41578

Nice. I'm not sure I have sufficient hostility yet, but I could get there.

>>41584

What If I ban the excessively NarkyNEET/s?

>>41585

>I did not watch enough of it to know how much it showed and how bad it was

He had the expression that he was also just blown away by what happened

>>41584

>will be given very strict instructions on what they are allowed to do

Can I Dan post as the moderator and formally give people warnings for not wanking or having a goon when they are excessively narky?

>Banning people will not be part of their duties.

That's unfortunate.

>stop the board being filled with dick pics like the other one is.

I just keep reporting the same dick pic with go away John. I am up to five reports and hope they are addressed soon

>>41584

I'm cheesecake. I can do it if you want, I have experience with the interface (from my near-defunct board /v9k/).

My email is cNEET@8chan.co

>>41591

I support this nomination if we get more videos in the future

>>41591

I second this

>>41591

Thirded

>>41595

>why didn't i know of this, how far back was it?

It was about November in 2016. It gets little posts.

>>41597

According to their page source code

>Australia's favourite liquor store. You can buy wine, champagne, sparkling wine, beer, cider and spirits online. With thousands of alcohol varieties available, we are your online liquor store for Australian and imported wines

>>41596

I feel bad for leaving there now. Can't even remember why I did

Making an afternoon cup of tea.

>>41599

I wouldn't feel bad about it, I guess a quiet board has some appeals. Sometimes I forget I still run it.

>>41588

Why have you never banned me despite frequent narky sperg outs?

Have a hot steamy milo session

Good evening NEETs, just enjoying a nice beef, bacon and cheese pie after a sesh.

>>41605

Why does should he changed his sleep routine for non WA neets?

>>41605

The eastern neets should just sleep in a few hours longer

>>41584

me

>>41606

A sesh?

>>41609

(you)

>>41601

I share this concern, BO please address his question.

>>41610

Weed session.

>>41602

I have some custard creams but elected not to use them this time. I'd like some other biscuits but since I am incompetent I didn't realize this when I was last at the shops.

>>41613

weed is bad

>>41612

I honestly think you are the BO. You have the same posting style. This makes the situation even more perplexing.

>>41615

I'm bad to the bone, baby.

>>41613

Nice

How many cones did you punch?

>>41617

>tfw too much of a social outcast to get drugs

>>41619

I identify with that feeling

>>41619

>tfw zero social connections but have tried just about everything thanks to darknet markets

>>41618

Around a dozen I'd say. I was out there veging out for around an hour.

>>41619

We could move in together, become a nonsexual partnership and use my contact to get high.

>>41605

Welcome back mate, you were missed.

I will be very distressed if you give up on either your Sunday job or your course. We are going to get you out of this place one day and launched properly into life. Keep fighting.

>>41402

Go with whatever meat feels good in your hands.

>>41417

>can't decline

>>41426

Same, bosslady gave me shit about it because I'm "Irish-Catholic" and she thought I'd know.

I don't drink so apart from that what's the point of the day?

>>41605

> Up by 6-7am SA time

That would be around 5:30AM in Perth where I live, that might be a bit hard considering I usually wake up around 8-10am AWST most days.

>>41622

That's a lot of cones. Is it shit Bikie bud or do you have a fucked tolerance?

>>41616

I am not. I want to know the answer because he was quite rude to me yesterday and that impacted me. My posts probably represent my undiagnosed dyslexia that I don't read things correctly when proof reading and how I mix words up as I have atrocious spelling.

>>41606

I had a ALDI meat pie a few minutes ago, was nice.

peat

vegetal peat

crisp dry under-ripe apples

under-ripe pears

minty wintergreen dental mouthwash

herbal notes

seashore notes

a little bit of seaweed, mostly seashells

rich, gingery dry spice

sultanas

vanilla

slight fudginess in the background

>>41626

I get half an ounce every fortnight or so, usually smoke it all within 2-4 days.

>>41621

Have you ever woke up naked in a closet while on drugs?

>>41625

Why were you so upset?

It was just abrupt trite profanity. Not exactly a scathing personal attack on your character.

>>41629

lovely

>>41631

Pissed on my carpet once on acid.

>>41629

Needs a picture m8, I am a visual NEET.

>>41629

Is this meant to be poetry or a shopping list?

>>41634

That carpet has been through a lot

>>41636

Sounds like a whiskey tasting report.

>>41632

I'm not upset at all. In fact I am feeling pretty good enjoying my cup of tea and ignoring mummybot's spergout.

>>41639

Are you cheesecake?

I wouldn't have been rude had I known.

>>41629

LOVELY!

>>41640

Yes I am. You weren't being rude either.

>>41606

That sounds heavenly.

I haven't eaten today.

Sesh sounds ok too.

>>41607

I think I understand what you are trying to say.

He really should change for WA but it might be hard to change that much so I made an allowance for him to sleep in.

The early morning NEETs are all the well behaved NEETs anyhow. Those reckless nighttime NEETs are who he needs to control.

>>41617

You are a NEET of an era long passed, we need you to remind us of yesteryear.

The original NEET experience lives on in you. >>41623

Thanks buddy, your attitude is honestly helping

>>41639

Why is she having a sperg out??

>>41640

>>41639

Nevermind I meant to reply to someone else. Fucked up the reply chain.

>>41632

You replied to the wrong post (again).

>>41625

I thought it was the other way around.

I meant around 10am.

>>41648

That man looks unhappy

>>41629

This is a beautiful post.

One for the ages.

>>41643

>Sesh sounds ok too

It does not. Stop saying things like that.

>>41646

Yeah I know. The depression brain fog is more severe than usual.

>>41651

Don't have a whine sesh, man

>>41622

I don't want to move to Perth though

>>41649

Considering he makes his career drinking whisky for youtube, I'd say he's pretty happy.

>>41649

He is a lonely drunken Doctor Who and whisky nerd.

>>41651

The pie was the most alluring.

>>41656

Sounds like most British men above the age of 30

>>41646

He has difficulty with social communication, there is no need to pick on him because he doesn't all communication.

>>41658

Having recently started the Tom Baker Dr Who collection, I can identify.

>>41660

Just don't go down the Jahans route

>>41659

Crypto narky post

>>41656

>>41658

>tfw this describes dad and grandpa who are ex-pats

>>41657

Good. Keep getting fat and keep that nasty weed out of your life.

>>41661

I don't know what they are.

I'm not a huge scifi fan, but the old Dr Whos are so bad they're good if that makes sense.

>>41644

Complaining about my brother and his problems. He is a NEET and getting newstart and his job provider didn't give him a job sheet for the new month, nor did they schedule an appointment for him. He only recently realized this and is angry he might get his payment cut.

Mummybot is also complaining about how he is so much of a 'drug addict' when he has the occasional weed once every few nights. He has done more serious drugs in the past however. I tune out to her bullshit mostly because it is repeats of the same talking points, like he "made his own choice" which I reckon is bullshit, because late 2016 when he got put off from work because there was less houses being built and started smoking weed a lot more, mummy became very angry despite it being of little importance, and then kicked him out before the new year.

He then was forced to go and live with a heroin addict and then picked up an addiction to that, and numerous other things, and also spending $20,000+ of his hard earned savings. I keep explaining to mum her choice made things worse, because he wouldn't have gotten addicted to all that bullshit if he wasn't kicked out and exposed to complete degenerate junkies like the person he had to live with.

After a few months of this he eventually moved back in midway through last year if memory serves correctly and has been looking for work since, and occasionally smoking weed.

>tfw blight on the general

>>41667

no that's my title

>>41664

Advice-NarkyNEET

>>41666

You could probably afford a shit rental together. You would both have to be very frugal but you could do it on the bux.

Had no idea Perth has a heroin scene.

>>41667

Are you talking about the Nurgle Chairlord of the NEET Thread

Nurgle loves his bloats and blights

>>41662

It had its effect and I am pleased with the result.

>>41671

What about the other Narky NEET you never ban and honestly is either directly or inderectly responsible for 80% of drama that happens here

t. other narky NEET

>>41673

I will extend an olive branch. If you stop passive aggressive narky advice posting I will in turn stop narky posting completely.

>>41675

>>41673

Narky NEET might stop but I other Narky NEET won't

what are the narky posts?

>>41447

The russian sleep experiments are the only thing that came to mind but you have probably seen that.

Some of those "real life" mothman/chupacubra sightings are cool.

>>41485

I used to think lots of things were good and right because I'm smart enough to be convincing and retarded enough to believe shit

>>41492

>calamine

The best soothing lotion

>>41677

I suspect sometimes "NarkyNEET" is anybody who disagrees with somebody else's post.

I want to rape.

>>41666

Why did he move in with a junkie if he had that much saved?

>>41681

They probably post narky things because deep down they want the other neets to love them

>>41681

There is a thin line between virtue advice posting and being a cunt.

>>41670

Mummybot isn't as argumentative with me as she was in the past. As much as she causes some conflict it isn't enough to move out, yet. Currently most of her scorn is directed on my brother, probably because I have been a good boy lately.

>You would both have to be very frugal but you could do it on the bux.

I have thought about it but I barely scrape by now, largely because I have a $8000 financing agreement for my orthodontic treatment. Even if I didn't have that, I wouldn't want to move out and live on the dole because I would get sucked into the welfare trap, where all of my income would be solely (or near) devoted to upkeep (bills, rent, food) and living with mummybot (no matter the downsides) is free in exchange for some chores, and is better financially.

However, I recently started on putting a fake job on my resume and other alterations to try and get a job, as those fuckers at my job provider probably want to put me on slave for the dole soon, and this tactic of making up experience works for low level jobs like supermarkets and etc, so I think it should work.

>>41682

have another cone instead

>>41679

Oh all I need to do is switch my router on and off

>>41687

How old is your sister?

Fuck if you want you can ban me for fun just to show I can come back with ease

:^)

>>41688

>on and off

That will definitely solve it

>>41689

Wasn't aware I had one

>>41684

Deep down the other NEETs do love them.

>>41679

How do you know that exact information?

>>41691

kek

>>41683

I think he wasn't in a good way mentally and that was the only one of his friends that would take him in. I feel really bad for him.

>>41695

Have you ever smoked weed with him?

shit

>>41695

Isort ofKTF

I hope he gets his shit together and cuts the bad fruit off.

>>41696

A few times when I was 14/15 but nothing after that. Coincidentally, this was around the time I had two(2) girls who I could have been in a relationship with. I look fondly upon my quasi-chad days (despite that fact I was still bullied then but, oh well).

>>41698

He doesn't hang out with that guy anymore. His other good friend is leaving for the military tomorrow and when he goes he will have very little. He has mentioned this a few times.

>>41671

So are we going to see any consistency when people are continuously narky with a gentle reminder or just a light touch approach when you feel it's necessary? I am happy not to have people banned but is anything going to happen when a poster is just being nasty continuously.

>>41675

I have no problem with narkiness when it's not directed at me or others in confronting ways. I enjoy when my mistakes are made fun of because I made an obvious fuck up. I just don't like sworn at for no reason. It's confrontational and uncalled for. If I push the boundaries and make an offensive remark go nuts.

>>41532

The lewd NEETs might like it.

>>41700

fuck

>>41699

What kind of bullying were you subjected to?

>>41700

Are you the board owner?

>>41700

I honestly will stop. My mental health has deteriorated this year and it has shown I how I post on here. I'm sorry.

>>41584

How hard is it to check post history?

Can you do it for the regularNEETs?

I think I'd come in third/fourth in niceness.

>>41698

Big poos

>>41707

Which NEETs do you think are nicer than you?

>>41703

I remember the chad kids called me names (I can't remember specifics because I likely blocked it out) and took photos of me, knowing it would antagonize me. I had my pants pulled down once.

I developed a reputation among some of the upper social caste kids that I could be casually bullied, or derided because I was really thin, young, and ghostly looking. Later in highschool (When the depression got worse and I was seeing a therapist) I had these two stupid chads from the year below me always come around to where I sat at lunch time and just sit near me and stare at me, like a shitty mocking. I ran away and hid numerous times. I wish I could tell myself then to get a bat or something and beat them to death.

>>41628

They have two different types at mine, theres one that comes in a 6 pack and one in the 4 pack.

The 4 pack ones are nicer but the same price as the 6 pack I think.

>>41710

> I had my pants pulled down once.

Undies as well?

>>41709

Possum, unNamed, BO and probably at least another.

>>41712

Bit insensitive mate

>>41714

Not him, but I would spend every recess and lunchtime in the old shitty section of the library.

>>41713

The BO hardly ever posts and you don't really know what the Named NEETs are posting when they don't identify themselves.

>>41706

Thank you and I am sorry as well. I having a hard time as well. I like coming here the jokes and laughs. I don't like when I don't have a place I escape to from the bullshit of life.

>>41712

No, thankfully. But it was embarrassing enough, because it was around a lot of people.

>>41711

I had one of the six pack ones, they are a tad small but are very nice. Will have to give the others a shot.

>>41714

I sat with my friends all throughout highschool, but it year 11 and 12 there was a atrophy as one of the good ones left and I was getting more depressed, and I would sit near them (my group of friends), but just would not be talked to. I think they just wanted to ignore me because I looked so depressed, I would get the occasional pity conversation from them, though.

>>41713

How do you know who is who?

>>41717

A trained NEET knows.

>>41721

This NEET said it best >>41722

He is a wise NEET driven by his NEETuition and feels the NEETaura's radiating.

>>41722

Who am I?

>>41719

I know that situation.

>>41724

Cleanstove.

Don't say you're not, I'll know you're lying.

>>41719

That sounds pretty hard m8. I would have been very frustrated with the kind of behavior those women showed you. Did you attempt to keep the conversation going when you were alone with them?

> I saw someone mention that Cheesy released a new video, does anyone have the link?

Here.

>>41726

lol wtf is cleanstove?

>>41719

You seem to have a pretty active social life for someone who complains a lot about it.

>>41729

An ancient NEET that was around from at least early 2016. He got the name by having a dirty stove and cleaning it I think.

>>41731

I just started posting early 2018.

>>41731

The stove was clean from the start I think.

>>41732

Not good enough

>>41584

BO can you see my IP?

>>41736

He can.

>>41731

Pretty sure he started In 2015

>>41736

No but can we C U P?

>>41739

bad neet

>>41738

Yeah he was there right at the start.

To the NEET who wanted something spooky

>“We had a gentleman in his mid-40s present, having an interesting evening and things had gone a little awry. He was unable to retrieve something that he had been using during an intimate moment with a friend. He needed to go to surgery to have this removed. The thing that we all had a little chuckle about — with the patient too, he was laughing — was that we could still hear the buzzing.”

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/nurses-dish-on-embarrassing-injuries/news-story/a11cd52e007bfedad812f8ea404c2e8b

>>41665

Jahans is some British NEET with manboobs who really hates TRS.

http://esotericjahanism.com/

>>41745

I warned you it was spooky!

>>41743

>>41745

If you like that sort of stuff I read this book once:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/860765.Emergency_

>>41747

>tfw I have series of X-rays on my hard drive of the objects people put up there

from an intern who worked there

>>41747

>The "hidden secrets" of a grotesquely obese patient…

how dare that man reveal executive secrets

>>41748

That sounds like a privacy violation

There was a NEET last thread that was looking for some spooky Youtube channels full of Paranormal, unexplained experiences and phenonmena, weird creatures etc.

I know of gloomyhouse and scaretheatre. You didn't get an answer last thread.

>>41733

Stove with S.T.A.L.K.E.R. aesthetic.

>>41750

I can imagine it was, it from someone on half chan collection. I think he was helping out his mum so not even an employee. Very big issue.

>>41737

BRB setting my computer on fire and getting my bug-out bag.

>>41736

>BO can you see my IP?

No, they can't

I run a board and IP's are hashed. There was a time however when the site was first up (in 2013 and early 2014) where IP's were visible, but they got hashed after that.

>>41755

What's your favourite type of pizza?

Bit chilly tonight. Got trackydacks and socks on.

Eating bubble and squeak. Pretty comfy.

About to watch Batman - Subzero

>>41755

Your board has a lot of posts, should I make a thread with a poll to determine how many times each day/week a supreme gentleman wanks

>>41756

Supreme.

>>41759

Triple pepperoni for me.

>>41719

If you were conscious about looking like a dork you didn't drink enough

>>41752

privet fellow stalker

>>41591

I'm watching your "no gf" video right now.

>>41758

>Your board has a lot of posts

? /v9k/

>should I make a thread with a poll to determine how many times each day/week a supreme gentleman wanks

Yeah if you want.

>>41764

Doesn't it have 25 pages of threads. Didn't /dans/ die after only a few?

>>41765

It is getting a little late. Didn't realise that.

Your reply to my goodnight post signifies the end of the day.

I wanna finish off the rest of the vodka I have from the other day but its not enough to get drunk off.

And my attempt at water curing mould out of my weed didn't work, I took one hit from my pipe and instantly wanted to throw up.

>>41766

I'm the /dans/ bo and honestly I forgot my mod password

>>41768

Are you broke?

>>41769

Dan's grip got too tight and we all went to sleep.

And to what ever guy posted my dans post, did I get it right

>>41768

Bleach tends to make me sick as well.

>>41771

lel

>>41766

You can set the pages in the admin panel

>>41772

I enjoyed your board but with my limited attention I forgot about it tbh sorry

>>41768

That weed looked ghastly, I'm not surprised it was vomit inducing. You could get another vodka or goon, Dan will be happy with the business.

>>41777

Good night.

>>41777

You thought I'd miss you didn't you?

I had the screen faced towards where I was sitting, just waiting for a pic to show up.

Sweet dreams dear NEET.

>>41778

He should have microwaved it, but the microwave would have stunk

>tfw drinking wine but I'd settle for turpentine

>tfw broke account so I broke a sweat

>>41777

good night

>>41780

Thank you NEET. All is right with the world then and I can go to bed with an easy mind. Good night.

>>41782

Please don't kill yourself. If you do drink it, do it the aboriginal way and add some boot polished to jazz it up.

>tfw depressed

>>41785

Why have you got a US flag now?

>>41784

>>41779

Thank you NEETs.

>tfw depressed but more importantly impressed

>>41788

I don't know. My VPN does that occasionally.

>>41783

What did the bakery provide you with for dinner?

>>41786

Went through the KFC instore bins for a grand neet feast.

>>41793

Winner winner, chicken dinner?

>>41776

If you were the guy who made the "Guess my Dans" thread

Was it Lismore

>>41770

Not that broke but trying to be money wise

>>41794

Different anon here but I had a pretty good dinner

I poached some deboned chicken Maryland which was stuffed with sausage mince and rolled with bacon

>>41777

>Fingolian

kek

>>41796

Your car looks clean.

>>41802

>Mercyful Fate

Noice.

>>41802

What does mummy drive? I can't make out the model.

>>41805

I'm going to guess Hyundai or Toyota judging by the dials.

>>41806

I think it's a Datsun.

>>41805

Gookundai i30

>>41808

I've always wanted a diesel i30. It will be what I buy whenever I start making good wagiebux.

>>41809

Diesels are cool but only in 4x4s

>>41813

gtkrwn

>>41810

I think in small cars and sedans they are good, they have more torque and better economy than the petrol motor.

>>41812

>>41813

Are you having a stroke?

>>41815

I can't crack it, give me a hint

What happens when abos go to hungry jacks.

>>41816

Yeah economy and torque are good, they're just a little bit boring is all.

>>41821

stop this nonsense

>>41822

It's fun and we're bonding.

>>41823

>we're bonding

Kek

>>41824

It's true, the ausneet pepegang is fuzzing

>>41825

(Fuck, I hope I'm not upsetting the cunt who first posted the fuzing/fuzzing comment. Recently I've been thinking about the origins of the term 'thot' meaning slut - in my opinion it was probably someone with a speech impediment being mocked for the way he said 'slut'. That must feel awful, and I hope I'm not making you feel the same way. Just let me know and I'll stop)

Went to the beach for a walk and as I'm getting ready to leave two bikini-clad qts venture my way so I get into my car for a cheeky wank but there was a group of people nearby that surely would have noticed my singular rapid-arm movement so I just couldn't do it. Also made brief eye contact with another two qts while at a shopping centre. My testosterone level has been unusually high today. Could've been those 2 shots of whisky last night?

hi

Time for this neet to go to sleep. See you neetoes Friday night, when it will be time for a good old goon party

>>41830

Good night, I look forward to your goon party.

>>41830

Night good, goon forward I look to your party.

I got Monster Hunter the other day as well as the new Hearts of Iron 4 expansion.

Monster Hunter is okay, it's something to do.

The new Expansion is all right as well but it has some issues.

>>41828

Are you in disagreement that I chose to wack-off in my car or that I didn't go through with it?

>>41833

Visit the 4101 and we'll fight.

>>41830

See you then if you can make it that long without coming to this place. Good night.

>>41833

Having something to do is something we NEETs struggle to attain on a daily basis.

>>41834

Disappointed that the thought went through your head at all, worried that you've actually done it before. It reminds me of the way I piss in the shower, wanking in my bed when I know mummy can kinda hear through the wall, making huge portions of food and then sneaking them to my bedroom to devour and so on. Base, pathetic, animalistic behaviors that should be stopped.

>>41835

I don't understand this, care to enlighten me, friend?

>>41838

I wanna fight you.

>>41839

I'm not trying to talk rubbish on the internet but I am literally one of if not the most capable fighter in Australia.

>>41840

Prove it.

>>41837

Yeah I realise how sad it is.I'm just so desperately lonely and very distressed this past week. Better stop before I get caught.

I just finished watching every cheesecake video. Pretty depressing stuff, but I think its a very good idea to share your thoughts with others rather than being alone with them all day and never getting them out. Most, but not all of the things in the videos are very relatable, I look forward to the next one. Also nice voice, although I do have some minor problems understanding the australian accent, but time should take care of that.

>>41830

Good night NEET

>>41833

do you play any other paradox strategy games besides hoi4, if so what games?

>>41842

Oh, neet, I wasn't saying /you/ are pathetic! I'm worried for your wellbeing because I know how difficult it can be to reel in your self-control after you're accustomed to just letting it go. In your case you'll create quite the scandal for your family if you get caught.

Do you have any plans for a late-March early-June gf?

>>41843

I have 3 left.

>>41845

3 paradox games? which ones?

>>41846

cNEET vids.

I'm going outside to bed, night good sleep yes.

>>41848

Outside to the dumpster? If so stay away from my soggy burger, been saving that for a date

>>41843

I also play EU 4 and Crusader Kings 2.

>>41847

didn't realize you were that NEET, looking forward to a new vid, when will you upload?

>>41849

I don't think the verfassungsschutz is desperate enough to search for evil right wingers on here. Also I am allowed to own stuff from the third reich, its just illegal to show it publicly.

>>41843

Thanks, I always found making videos was a good way to get your thoughts out there and inspire others to do the same.

>>41852

He isn't me kek

I'll have a new cheesecake NEET video out soon.

>>41853

Godspeed cNEET. Are you on the west coast?

>>41854

Yes I live in Perth.

>>41855

Nice weather there.

>>41855

What kind of internet connection do you have?

Why are you playing Halo with >300ms ping?

>>41851

those are some good games, I recently got all the dlc for eu4 and quite liked it, but it got boring after a few days.

Whats you favourite nation to play as?

>>41853

>He isn't me kek

sorry I think I get it now, he has three videos left to watch. I'm a bit slow sometimes, especially when not talking in my native language.

Any hints as to what the next video will be about?

>>41856

I like how it is getting cooler since we are in autumn now.

>>41857

It used to be 11mbps but now it barely gets 6mbps, I think something has gone wrong with the line somewhere. I get high ping because most of the servers are american or mexican based.

>>41858

I might go for a walk somewhere outside.

>>41858

I like playing as Brandenburg and Japan.

>>41859

ADSL huh?

>>41861

Yes, it's shit because my address doesn't get the NBN until early 2019. At least it will be FTTC though

>>41862

My family got NBN and it's way worse than the cable service they used to be on. They can't even go back.

>>41844

I'm thankful for your concern. A gf would be great but it's just that I'm too convinced that I've nothing of value to offer any woman.

>>41862

Fiber to the cave?

>>41864

Fibre to the curb. It's like they are too lazy to do it another few meters.

>>41863

What speed did they get before and after?

>>41866

They didn't get a five minute outage every ten minutes before the NBN upgrade.

>>41859

sounds like a nice idea

>>41860

I imagine japan is fun, becoming the brit of the east and colonizing everything while the home island is protected by a big navy. Haven't played them myself yet.

Brandenburg sounds interesting, but I don't like dealing with the HRE. I want nice borders in central europe, but the AI seems to disagree. So playing anything in the HRE results in defaulting to autria, since you have the best position to unite the HRE and put and end to the border gore.

The biggest problem with the game is the AI, honestly.

>>41868

The beginning can be annoying, you have to unify the nation first.

As for Brandenburg you can eat up at neighbouring states if you are in the HRE yourself. One of the Reasons I pick Brandenburg is to make Prussia, you can do this through the Teutonic Order as well but they are not in the HRE and the Liths and Poles covet their lands.

>remember a song I haven't heard in a few years

>go look for it

>find it

>it takes me back to the last time I heard it

>laying on a couch after some drinking\smoking

>inbetween two females

>one of them a bit chubby, but most of it on her ass so it wasn't so bad

>the other one small, blonde with big tits

>the chubby one kind of ignores me, plays around on her phone

>the blonde one rests her head on my chest, we lay like that for an hour or so

>from time to time, she looks at me

>I don't do anything besides enjoying how nice it felt

>another guy, on of my best friends at the time, visits us later that evening.

>have some laughs with him and head home together in the morning

>nothings changed, still khv

I hate myself for all the chances I've missed. Nowadays I'm a NEET that leaves the house maybe once a month, and only when its dark, with no contact to any of those girls left. One was getting fucked by some drug dealer last I've heard, the other one will soon go live in another city because of some work related shit.

I didn't want these feels, I just wanted to listen to some music.

>>41869

isn't there an event that lets you annex the teutonic order as brandenburg?

>>41870

Yes, I have only had it happen once though, I think you need to be on good terms with them and I usually invade them so I am not.

>>41871

makes sense, you probably get their land faster by invading rather than by waiting for the event to fire.

Anyway NEETs, I'm tired so I'll go to bed now, Good night everyone.

>>41872

Good night m7

>>41870

Do you still hang out with your friend?

>>41826

Thot is an acronym. That Hoe Over There.

>>41865

Bet You'd love the taste then.

>>41875

Good morning.

You're up early. I was expecting to be all alone here.

That pic doesn't work for me, the sun still isn't up.

My alarm went off an hour ago and the sun still isn't up.

Wagie tier life is unnatural.

>>41875

Morning.

I didn't know one of the NEETs here was the BO of /v9k/. I wonder if that NEET remembers the thread I made in December/January 2016/7 (possibly 2015/6? I don't remember anymore) where I said I really hated women. I wish that thread was still around so that I could bump it with updates, because I feel a lot better now than I did then.

>>41881

Male a new thread

>>41880

>>41879

Goodmorning

>been using tinder again when I'm bored

>still using the same pictures of me when I was 10 kgs lighter with significantly shorter hair

>sometimes try out taking a new photo for it

>end up deleting it as I'm fat as and it depresses me

>still matching with a few grills, some light conversation

>don't really plan to follow through with investing any time into any of them and end up meeting with one

I'm living a lie m8s

>>41884

Good luck mate. See you this evening.

>>41885

Go for a walk begin the changes in your life with small changes .

>>41887

Dan's grip is getting tighter

>>41887

What's with the Panadol and Nurofen?

>>41875

>>41877

>>41879

>>41880

Good morning

I want to rescue NK from his nightmare life which revolves around constant substance abuse.

>>41892

And take him to your dungeon?

>>41893

A dungeon would be the ideal place to sober him up and have a good long talk to him about where he sees his future going.

>>41885

>still using the same pictures of me when I was 10 kgs lighter

Stop doing that. Get off tinder and start a diet and exercise regime.

What's a good way to lose some weight quickly over the next 3 weeks?

>>41896

Eat less.

>>41897

HURRR

>>41896

Is there something special happening in three weeks?

>>41899

Visiting Canberra for a week on business.

Nothing special per se, just likely to see some people I know and would just be nice if my clothes fitted a little less snuggly etc.

>>41898

Well losing weight isn't rocket science. There is no secret.

If you want to lose weight fast then eat approximately 800 calories a day and don't eat much salt because salt makes you retain more water.

>>41896

800 calories per day for 2 weeks.

>>41901

Thanks. I didn't mean to be narky, was just hoping for a bit more than 'eat less'.

>>41902

Ta.

>>41903

Try this, 3 hard boiled eggs for breakfast, another 3 for lunch, a serving of porridge/oats for dinner and an apple, roughly 800 calories.

>>41905

I was waiting for something like this.

>>41905

>>41907

You're a wicked man Dan.

>>41885

Do you have much luck at all with the conversations?

I heard Tinder was old news and all the normies had moved onto Bumble or whatever it was

Normies sure love apps just like they love emojis

>>41909

I thought Bumble was the one where only women could initiate a conversation or something?

>>41911

Reminder set!

>>41914

ur dog is a thot

>>41914

>… but he was obviously shaken up and not okay with it.

Be prepared for it tomorrow. Did the dog physically bite them or just bark at the Postie?

>>41916