/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

>>37016

Old thread

Adelaide

>>37773

Dunno about Darwin but there was at least one on /aus/

>>37774

She can still stick her tongue out, all I have to do is squat on her nose.

>>37775

It was ears ago, I haven't talked to the chick in about 5 years and it was on some guys phone.

SNOWY MOUNTAINS AKA MONARO

>>37780

>was at least one

Tasmanian.

>>37780

fair enough though if you still had their number you could ask while "pretending" let's be honest you are very very drunk right now to be extremely drunk

>>37782

I saw that cunt who made a thread but he never posted on the /aus/neet gen let alone /ausneets/ but maybe I'm wrong

So if you're Tasmania NEET please let us all know

That way we have all states and half of the territories represented

>>37766

Would've been great to watch

>>37769

>tfw no girls in town know of my dick's existence

>>37783

>call up some guy I haven't talked to in over 5 years to ask for a video he filmed of me getting a bj

>>37784

Nah, not the tassie

>>37753

are you me

>poster earlier in the previous thread

>>37758

no he isn't I am

>>37764

someone else here, was thinking of trying to get into bloodbowl just because the amount of money and effort seems more sane

>>37785

>Would've been great to watch

I was off my dial, I was probably crying and yelling and calling her a whore

Apparently I told her mum that she was just a root and I still love the ex that night.

I woke up in her bed and the mum made me breakfast.

Good times.

>>37786

say it with a gooned tone and I bet he'd do it

>>37787

noice

>>37788

fuck yeah, if you can get into a league do it

In fact I'm organizing a blood bowl league in my area so if you want to get into bloodbowl ask me anything, as bloodbowl is probably my favourite system other than 40k

>>37793

toppu kek

>>37796

It doesn't matter but that said if you ever have questions about bloodbowl shoot questions to this thread

also to me at

cianigger@horsefucker.org

If that fails try ciagniggers@horsefucker.org but I'm 90% sure it's at cianigger@horsefucker.org and anyways if you're in my area for what ever reason if you eamail me I'd tell you what league I'm running so I can have a "b a s e d" NEET enter

>>37794

whats your area?

>>37796

I bet you'd be a fan of Nurgle

>>37798

what's your area as I bet it's not mine

>>37798

fuck yeah nurgle is the best god

hey cunts

>>37799

3162

>>37801

hey cunts hows it been

>>37777

Nice digits, we should all gamble on something and report back.

>>37801

Hey

>>37802

>3162

Yeah nah sorry cunt, I'm organizing an event in Tuggeranong which is in the south side of the ACT

>>37803

>>37804

Not bad at all, fringe festival is kicking off here in Adelaide, they've got a killer comedy act this year called the state election, critics are raving

>>37806

> kicking off

Doesn't it end tomorrow?

>>37806

I'm hoping Xenophon overperforms, even if it's just for the keks

>>37808

The way he bounces around the TV screen like a used car salesman makes me uncomfortable

Feeling woozy, I think my dad put something in my cola

What's the best meat and why is it lamb?

Good night gentlemen ,see you all tomorrow.

>>37812

Goat.

>>37813

Good night, sleep tight.

>>37814

Fuck off Muhammad.

>>37816

Its a gamier taste, less meat on it though.

Anyone else seen that Ashley chicks nipples poking through her skintight dresses on married at first sight?

>>37818

Stop watching tele.

>>37812

Chicken tendies ofc

>>37813

Night

>>37809

fair enough he does have that vibe to him, that said it will be quite kek worthy if he gets in and makes chaos for us all

Only Chaos will please a NEET

>>37812

It's Bacon as it heavily offends Jews and Muslims

>>37822

Fuck my dad.

>>37820

Yeah, I think you're right actually.

>>37823

is your dad a Jew?

Feeling woozy, I think my dad put something in my drink because hes taking his pants off and punching the fridge

>>37824

No, I was just hoping after you fuck him that you could tell him to come back home.

My cat had kittens.

>>37826

wait your dad left you?

are you black?

memes aside I hope the best 4u, also don't call me gay

>>37827

Nice

Post pcs please

>>37829

I'd rather not post pics of my kids on here.

>>37828

ur ghey

>>37827

and by pcs I mean pictures because alll and all please post pictures of your cute kittens

>>37830

please post pictures of your cat's kittens

>>37830

fuk u, u don't know my story

>>37831

>>37832

My post was a mistake. I'm too lazy to get up and take a pic, if I remember to I'll post them tomorrow.

>>37827

Who fucked the cat? Was it a neighborhood cat?

Good night friends, sleep well.

>>37835

Uh, I did. She's the neighbourhood slut, who the fuck knows.

>>37836

Sleep tight sexy boy.

Sloppy semen

Good night NEETS

>>37834

please post the kitties

if you forget I'll remember

>>37839

Bad night

>>37841

fugg you

I'm severely depressed

>>37845

Have a sleep.

so Maccas is way more expensive after midnight

What the actual fuck

>>37848

I have a bingo

Went to do a poo but I could only pee

>>37849

It's the rape tax since the workers are easy targets after 12

15$ with 1:7 odds wish me luck

>>37851

seriously what the fuck, I tried to order two mcdoubles and a frozen coke which should be $7 but they charged me over $13 and I was like fuck that shit and left

>>37854

So like am actual wagie then

also what is your suggestion of fast food place

>>37853

So you drove home angry and hungry?

Just wait until they throw some food in the dumpster and eat that

>>37855

Flame Grilled Bacon Deluxe or the long chicken subs from Hungry Jack's using the vouchers.

Subway $8 sub of the day

>>37853

>tfw mcdonalds thinks their food is worth 13$

>>37857

Take a shower and shave they said.

>>37856

toppity kek and yes I did

>>37858

The what?, I buy $3 chicken royalle as wellas $9 meatball subs from subway

Big poo

>>37861

this

>>37860

Xtra long classic chicken 2 for $5.95

>>37863

2 for $6?

I thought 1 was like $6, where are the vouchers

>>37863

Xtra long classic poo 2 for $5.95

ded thread

>>37866

Big dick

>>37867

big dan

>>37868

Big goon

>>37869

big dNNY GOONS

>>37871

come on you have to be disabled or unemployable I mean why else are you here

>>37872

I don't apply for jobs, but yeah I probably should have filled that in. I'm working on creating a normie mask so I can eventually get a job though.

>>37874

>>37874

I got a Fiery Angus combo the other day.

>>37874

good nigfht

wacky robotic neet noises

>>37878

nice digits

>>37879

Nice dick

good night everyone, I'm going to bed nighty night

>>37880

kek

>>37871

I crossed all of those off except for

>fat

>poor hygiene all though would piss bottles disqualify me? I don't get the pee anywhere

>have pron or dildo

>Smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a week

>masturbate once a day

>have been arrested

Fuck the Normans amirite?

>>37881

Goodnight

>>37881

night neety

>>37883

I feel poor hygene is anything hygene wise a norme would judge

>>37879

I did it…

I DID IT FOR THE NEET

>>37885

Damn, I concede it then and cross another.

I did make it so I would immediately screw the top on in quick succession.The only time things would go wrong is if I was really drunk, sometimes when people come in my room and I had nice few bottles accumulated I would get scorn .

>>37883

You don't masturbate once a day?

>>37888

If I don't masturbate my dad will force me too

>>37887

I'm into some sour cream and onion chips right now.

>>37886

>ometimes when people come in my room and I had nice few bottles accumulated I would get scorn .

Why do people get angry over having bottles in their room?

>>37890

Are you still a wagie NK?

>>37888

No, wouldn't jerking off once a day cause pain or a medical issue.

Also them hitler trips

>>37827

Nice that's really good.

>>37891

I don't know, it's them weird normal fag instincts that get so offended and end up trying to shame and enforce they be flushed and bottles get put in trash.

>>37892

I'm not nk

>>37893

>No, wouldn't jerking off once a day cause pain or a medical issue.

I have been doing it for years now and the only condition I have is Extreme loneliness

>I don't know, it's them weird normal fag instincts that get so offended and end up trying to shame and enforce they be flushed and bottles get put in trash.

I think some bottles adds some character to a room, I never really like perfectly clean rooms. What do you drink usually? Do they have goon in the Netherlands?

>>37895

Sometimes you can piss out the window if you don't have security screens or if there's holes in the flyscreen mesh

>>37894

Don't lie to me NEET, I have special sensing powers.

>>37897

I'm ballneet

>>37895

Oh, i just remember when i was 17 and I started to like Jack it to doujin, I got way too overzealous and did it like 3 times in a day and then I did it once more the next day and I felt sensitive and hurt. Since then I have been doing it a monthly basis.

I highly agree about piss bottle aesthetic, ij would keep mine under the computer desk or on the windowsil. My room was pretty organised and orderly with manga in the bookshelf and clothes colour coordinated in the closet.

Also

>flag

I'm using proxy so like I'm actually

>retarded

>dumb

>Anglo

>scum

God damn I wish I was descended from preserved untainted Visigoth genetics

Pertaining to the booze I drank at the time I would fill fortified wine bottles lik mad dogg 20/20 and then surround it with protective long alcohopop or empty Jim beam bottle in fronts.

>>37899

No goon sadly, but the cheap way to get drunk is like special brew man or that cheap white cider stuff like frosty jacks

frosty jacks are based things to piss in tbh, can withhold a decent amount of urine, but the smell seems to be more noticble even when screwed shut

>>37900

I'm drinking aboriginal vagina puss

>>37899

I think 3 day is too much, mine starts to hurt if I do it that many times too. Monthly? I can barely last a few days, mainly because I'm bored and porn is one of the few activities I can do.

Nevermind the flag, we had an actual dutchman posting a few days ago.

>>37904

I let her have a swig of my goonbag then she pissed on me and I went home and had a wank

>>37903

Good job NEET.

I might go to bed, good night everyone.

>>37906

Bad night

>>37907

Thats not nice

Sausage rolls for breakfast.

Morning NEETs. Been out for an hour long walk. Tried to take some pics but too dark to see anything.

>>37911

I would never stick it in Karen because she's worst girl.

Good morning NEETs.

I'm awake and depressed

Hoping for another installment of Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis today…

I'm awake and impressed

>>37909

>>37910

>>37911

>>37913

>>37914

>>37915

>>37917

Good morning NEETs.

My whole body is sore from that stronglifts routine yesterday. I had to break the news to doggo that we can't go for our walk today. I need to rest my poor legs. The quads are the sorest bit.

>>37909

Did you eat them hot or cold? I would have eaten them cold.

>>37916

It is highly possible I will record the next instalment today.

>>37918

Good morning

>>37919

Cold. The microwave would have made them soggy.

>>37920

Hooray!

>>37922

Good man.

>>37918

>I need to rest my poor legs.

Your legs will still be a little sore tomorrow when you next need to work out. They'll actually feel better after a couple of squats.

Then the cycle will repeat the day after

>>37925

It will be worth it to get YUUUGE though.

>>37887

Those are a quality biscuit.

>>37926

For sure.

The initial soreness is mostly using muscles that haven't been used properly in a long while. That pain will go away.

A little bit of next day soreness will always happen. That's called DOMS (Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness) and is almost a comfy sort of soreness if that makes sense.

Yo! yo! Neets in the house

Neets in the mufuggun house n shieee * grabs crotch pulls up pants and does a hunched shuffle

>>37929

WE WUZ NEETS

>>37929

I GOT 14 KIDS TO DIFFERENT DADDIES

also what in the absolute fuck is with Opus Dei, I hope they didn't convince Franco to commit to Laissez faire like I read. As the based Il Duce was a keyniasianist who implored people to read the economic consequences of peace

HAIL DUCE

>>37932

*8 different

>drunk posting and fuxking up n SHIEEEEEEE

>>37934

Morning.

You're not only young for your rank, but are still doing field work?

>>37936

Follow the damn train, CJ!

>>37934

Good morning big boy.

>>37937

All he had to do!

>>37941

You never say good morning, or ask after our wellbeing, Dan. You just boss us about.

>>37942

Dan is an Alpha. the leader of the pack.

>>37947

I am yet to see anyone here get give in a row. It makes you question who you are.

>>37934

tfw no allah ackbar MW2 insignia gf

>>37948

>get give in a row

what did he mean by this

>>37950

Give it a good enough go to get five in a row

Back from another splendid NEETwalk, also did some jogging.

https://www.reddit.com/r/short

quite possibly the most delusional site on the internet

>>37954

Thinking about taking my dog out for a bit this morning but I'm sure there will be a bunch of 'them' making the most of their extra day off.

I hate going past wagie dudes and stacies jogging or whatnot.

I think I've missed my opportunity to do it early enough to avoid everyone because I didn't wake up early enough.

>>37956

Normally 10:00-11:00 I find to be a pretty safe time where there aren't many normies out for some reason, I guess because they have already settled into their day?

1PM-8PM is the normie danger zone I've found.

>>37954

Well done mate.

>>37956

There are normies everywhere on public holidays, but they generally sleep in. I think it still should be relatively safe, but not for much longer.

>>37956

I just pretend they don't exist, also listening to music helps, kind of just go into my own world and mind my own business.

>>37920

I just torrented a copy and got it running in ScummVM. I've not played it before.

>>37955

I went to 4/r9k/ the other day and nearly died, Its like they have to respond to trolls with multi paragraph posts.

>>37962

Play it without reading any walkthroughs online. No cheating.

>>37955

also I see your /r/short and raise you /r/tulpas.

>>37965

Yeah that's pretty bad, honestly Reddit in general is pretty delusional - /r/politics really comes to mind

One thing I like about you lot is that we are all pretty self-aware and tell it as it is for the most part.

>>37966

Have fun mate.

>>37964

I'll try and knock out about as much as I think Possum will do of his walkthrough today. That way I won't have anything spoiled.

>>37969

I will be playing until the end of the New York bit in my next video.

>>37967

/r/politics was and possibly still is a bot driven shitshow(like the rest of reddit), I went there to laugh during trump election. I've been on the internet a long time and never seen anything like it. When they dragged hillary into the van it was like pajeet god himself came from heaven to damage control.

>>37852

I didn't win

>>37971

Cool. I've just made it to the next country.

That wasn't terribly difficult, so I hope I haven't missed anything.

>>37973

One thing I don't like is the conversation menu. You can't revisit other threads once you've made a choice.

Part 2 of Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis is done.

Best watched in bigger size rather than embedded here.

https://youtu.be/KVXJM8jhUgo

>>37944

Morning Dan, for it ain't a good one! Woke up around 4am with the shakes and had to fight-off the urge to spew for a good hour. Couldn't get back to sleep either. Fuck you to Hell, Murphy.

>>37976

m8..

>>37975

Thanks for being prompt with your video.

I took the fire escape route into the show.

Looks like I didn't miss anything else.

>>37963

Are you going to join the ranks of the trolls?

>>37981

Has he began to write his multi-page manifesto?

BinNEET is going to forget to put out his bins today.

>>37983

Only he forgets to ask us to remind him, his bins might not be full if he emptied them last week.

>>37985

I do not think I will understand why people who build new homes don't make them efficient to cool/heat. $15k in SMH article isn't that much in the scheme of build a new house and the cost savings over the years would wipe it out pretty fast.

>>37986

The more you take those pills the worse it's going to become. You should start reducing your reliance on them. Total insomnia for a week sucks but if it helps you get them off it's not that bad.

>What are you cunties doing today?

Job application shit

>>37986

I'm off to HJ's for breakfast, want anything?

>>37987

What jobs are you applying for?

I'm compiling a kernel for a weird computer I picked up yesterday, not that I ever get the config right on the first try.

>>37986

Weed m8, helps me get my 12 hours a day sleep.

>>37981

No point in trolling them because they are already perma-mad.

>>37990

What sort of computer? A PC?

>>37988

Pick me up the gf special, your shout?

>>37989

a range of positions that pay, I am sorry but I do not want to be to specific.

If conditions are wrong in any way I can't get enough sleep. Any noise or light when falling asleep, or noise in the house/light on my face in the early morning, or mild humidity, or cold air seeping in, these all fuck it up. Haven't had a good night's sleep in years. Pisses me off so much

>>37994

I wear a damp towel on my face and a super heavy duvet on my body whenever I sleep for exactly this reason

>>37995

By towel I mean a full bath towel, folded over to block all the light that streams into my bedroom in the mornings

>>37996

By duvet I mean a king single sized duvet with a thin cotton cover buttoned up at the end nearest my feet

>>37997

By sleep I mean pass out watching ASMR GF videos after the drunkenness takes over my mind and forces me into unconsciousness

>>37995

>>37996

>>37997

This series of posts made me snigger.

>>37999

>three (you)s and trips

ty

>>37984

>>37983

BinNEET here. Thanks for the reminder to remind you to remind me to put my bins out. I had forgotten. It is a public holiday so it doesn't feel like a normal bin day.

I didn't put my bin out last week and it was a mistake because we had hot weather and my rubbish really started to smell. I won't make that error again.

Please remind me to put the bins out at 8:30pm Sydney time tonight. Thanks NEETs.

>>38001

It's not a public holiday in NSW, is it?

>>37999

>snigger

bit racist tbh

>>38002

No.

>>38002

Just SA and Victoria I think.

>>38004

So why Sydney time?

>>38006

I don't know, I'm not BinNEET

>>38007

You could have just waited for him to answer…

>>38006

Because everyone knows Sydney time. All the other timezones you have to look up.

>>38009

As a sperglord, I pride myself on knowing all current time offsets in Australia and her territories.

>>38009

>>38010

Isn't Sydney just AEST, same as TAS/VIC/NSW?

SA and QLD 30 mins behind, WA 3 hours behind, NT no clue.

>>38011

Yes but it is not standard time right now it is daylight savings time.

>>38010

I wish I had your dedication SpergeLordNEET

>>38011

Qld is 30 minutes behind SA at present.

WA is 150 minutes behind SA at present.

Interestingly, Antarctica is currently on NZ daylight savings time, ie 1:31pm.

>>37991

It's a server based off a cpu I have never heard of, a real obscure one. My autism is at full steam.

>>38014

But it isn't just at present, 10 minutes ago WA was still 150 minutes behind SA.

>>38017

Fucking wikipedia overlaying html text on top of images.

>>38016

Itanium (Intel's failed 64-bit) or something RISC-based?

WA also has some other weird timezone close to the boarder with SA.

>>38019

Troll time (+0)

>>38020

Non intel/amd x86 made by VIA technologies.

>>38021

Broken Hill in NSW runs on Adelaide time. Something to do with phone lines or some shit from memory.

>>38023

This is like pulling teeth. Just tell me the architecture please!

>>38025

i386

>>38026

Oh right. I misunderstood when you said "non intel/amd x86".

>>38023

So if it implements x86, why do you need a special kernel?

>>38028

It's missing instructions from true intel, its somewhere between i386 and i486.

>>38029

What's it clocked at?

>>38030

1.3 ghz, 4 gigs of ram, 2008 era, came with some freebsd firewall installed.

>>37988

Breaky hero roll and a pack of pancakes

>>38031

like a pfsense appliance or something?

bizarre that somebody in 2008 was bothering with non-Intel/AMD chipsets.

>>38032

>>38034

I am a broken hero and that's what I need to start the day.

>>38035

Beautiful, where is this?

>>38035

I knew you would encounter more normies than I said, but I lied to you because I thought it would be good for you to leave your comfort zone and mingle with normies.

>>38035

Very nice photos.

>>38033

Yeah, I checked out wikipedia which led me to http://www.centtech.com it's like a chinese clone or something.

>>38040

Why is that being posted on the NEET General?

>>38042

Just doing my bit to make removing the images difficult for the powers that be.

>>37992

$7.20 for a bacon deluxe, kicking myself for not printing off that voucher sheet

>>38037

Conelly park, I think. It's near there, I might've misspelled it. It's at the north end of Gawler.

>>38038

A cruel ruse. Public holidays are when they ambush the lowlyNEETs

>>38039

cheers

>>38040

They both should've been hung in public

>>38044

I just tell them I have a voucher, I've only been asked to show it once.

>>38046

Good morning.

>>38046

Good morning.

>>38047

Proper hanging is too kind. Pulled up from ground level would have been more appropriate.

>>38047

Did they even hang people that young in medieval times?

>>38052

Yes.

>>38052

http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/child.html

>Mandatory death sentences had to be passed on 7 -13 year olds convicted of felonies

>>38054

Better times.

>>38055

Pretty much.

Men were men.

Women knew their place.

Crime was adequately punished.

If your life sucked, you didn't get to live much past 40 anyway.

Why have many young 'men' taken to wearing pants with elasticated ankles? They look gay.

Finished those sausage rolls

Anyone else remember the Happy Pants craze of the early 90s?

>>38059

I do.

And those tshirts that changed colour with bodyheat. Can't remember the name.

>>38060

Hypercolor

>>38061

Yes that's right. Probably not clothing well suited to the executive-sized. It would change colour where it gets stuck between your fat rolls.

>>38057

My cousin used to wear those but he doesn't anymore, I think that means they are no longer the in thing.

>>38063

Ok. I was still seeing them on the trains last week and saw a picture of a chad wearing some just now on some chick's instagram.

>>38064

That chad is so last year.

>>38057

>>38063

Yeah they were very 2015-2016ish

>>38065

Probably. Most recent picture here. What the hell, she doesn't know me: https://www.instagram.com/sophielollipop/

The tits and lips are fake, the teeth are veneers, and the makeup is professional level.

>>38068

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfhKV1TlOwH/?taken-by=sophielollipop

epic female may may

>>38069

Yeah, there's a few of those.

If any Adelaide NEETs want to meet her, I can provide a surname and workplace in the CBD.

https://www.instagram.com/ssjtina/

normies are so interesting, I often spend a while going through female normie instagrams in particular - they are all so similar and identical you really do develop a sense of amnesia

>>38067

My father was a cunt who completely destroyed my self confidence.

>>38073

Did he tap your potential though?

>>38067

Women (even when the father is still present) often actively try to pussie-fy their sons. This is why contact sports, beating up your bully, etc, etc are actively discouraged.

>>38072

It's disturbing just how much of a muchness they all are.

>>38069

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeHjz-IFrFA/?taken-by=sophielollipop

truly what we should all strive to become.

why cant you save pics from it?

>>38074

The only thing he didn't do to me.

>>38078

You can in firefox, although it's a pain in the arse. This is also how you view a picture in high def.

Right click

Inspect element

Expand out the tags until you find the raw image

Copy hyperlink

Open in another tab.

>>38082

Notice in every comparison picture ever taken, the 'now' picture is further away from the camera?

>>38082

Her thighs look photoshopped in the right-hand pic.

>>38083

Anyway, that bird is just some random girl I discovered online. Our paths have never crossed, she has never wronged me. I discovered where she works accidentally while walking to a job interview.

>>38084

Could be, although I suspect she just worked them off. Amazing what one can do for validation.

>>38086

Goals right here^

>>38085

It is not good for you to be dwelling on these random roasties and their lives.

>>38089

It is your mum's fault for taking up with a man like that.

>>38088

I know.

I routinely delete bookmarks and shit.

Unfortunately my mind is 'good' in that I can remember fucked up usernames, URLs, phone numbers, etc. So I can always go back.

>>38089

Your mother should have acted on that statement. That's a no-go zone right there, I'd have thought.

>>38094

Maybe that's what the step dad meant, he was talking about the mum.

Or she agrees with him.

>>38097

Not a bad start to the afternoon.

>>38097

Part of a meal fit for an executive

>>38075

Yes, agreed. Mummy told me to ignore all the physical and verbal and emotional bullying. Stupid as fuck strategy.

>>38097

>Looks good. The cheesy section in the middle has my tastebuds aroused.

>>38100

It's an evolutionary thing probably… ensuring there is always a large pool of beta males… and an exclusive group of alpha males.

Have to go iron my clothes now. The exciting nature of the NEET life.

>>38103

So far I'm the only one to have ticked 'have been arrested'.

>>38104

I washed last week's wagie-wear early this morning.

I am sick of how bad my skin is, I think trying to get rid of my acne is the main thing - It's pretty bad, have any of you guys had any luck with anything? I have a pretty alright diet and drink lots of water and use a towel over my pillow that I change regularly.

I also need to start sunscreening but I reckon little point until I get rid of my acne, some NEET recommended one with zinc and using something called retin-A at night.

I am thinking of trying those straight razors instead of the shitty disposable ones too, either way probably need to warm my skin first before instead of just shaving with cold water then showering as I do now.

>>38108

How old are you mate?

>>38107

Some computer stuff when I was a teen.

When I was about 26 I got pulled over for doing 75 in a 50 zone and then blew 0.088.

>>38109

That film is rated 5.2/10 on imdb. I do not agree with every rating on there, but a film rated that low has a very very slim chance of being any good.

>>38115

You need to force yourself to do things at first and eventually you get used to it and it becomes easy.

>>38116

Trying to do that at the moment, but it feels so much easier to sit in bed and watch movies/television shows.

>>38117

Yes being lazy is always easier.

bookNEET / /zundel/ here, anyone need books?

>>38119

>bookNEET

Never heard of him.

>>38110

early 20s, I'm hopeful I'm still going through puberty because I might be able to get some more growth but I wasn't a late bloomer by any means and I don't think I've grown since I was 16-17

>>38113

thanks, those old infographics are always surprisingly accurate even today so I'll give it a go

>>38114

thanks friend

>>38119

Do you have any Mr Men books?

>>38115

Spend less time on the computer and more time (preferably outside in the sun/bush away from normies)

normie advice but it works for me, I get in my worst mood when I'm just at home for days on end in front of a fluorescent blue screen

>>38121

>thanks, those old infographics are always surprisingly accurate even today so I'll give it a go

np. The Zinc and A stuff is accurate, I'm sure. Chuck some D3 in to help with ballbag juice.

and what's the consensus on sunscreen too? I'm pretty sure it would just make my greasy skin more greasy so I might avoid until my acne and shitty skin blemish situation has died down and got under control

>>38125

If your skin already tends to be greasy, I'd avoid it.

I find even aggressively washing my face too many days a week exacerbates the problem. Like I clean it away and it goes boonta trying to replenish it.

>>38125

>and what's the consensus on sunscreen too?

Not getting sunburned takes priority over curing your greasy skin.

>>38120

You said that last time.

>>38122

No.

>>38123

download flux, blue light fucks your eyes anon

>>38121

Find it somewhere cheap and do not use too much. Over the years I used too much as I only recently discovering that you can really spread it out while having a decent amount on your skin. Do not go too thin but enough. Just remember to keep washing the razor under water to get it off, it's a thick cream but I feel that this struggle is worth it.

>>38123

This does help, I normally get out to help with family and it improves my mood. The routine of having no bux doesn't help but that's in part my choice…

>>38126

My windows screen is actually broken, when I start up my computer the screen flickers and flashes (half the screen sometimes flashes like an artifact issue in games). I restart the computer and it doesn't happen. I have reinstalled graphics driver and uninstalled them in hardware settings and the software itself before reinstall. Still happens on a daily basis.

>>38132

>My windows screen is actually broken

Maybe just leave your computer running once it has started?

>>38133

I have tried it for 20 minutes but that is too long. My procedure has been:

1. Physically turn it on

2. Wait until log-in screen

3. Enter password

4. Let all applications loads, normally when Google Drive finishes then it is all done I use it for important document/files because it sync well to my laptop/phone

I then open up Firefox and then flickering appears, it may be small or big. It can be anywhere on the screen and when it is vertically across part of the screen is annoying. I have reinstalled the drivers several times as it appeared when a driver once failed. As I said I uninstalled the driver in the hardware setting then reinstalled everything from fresh. I am not certain what the cause is unfortunately. If I do restart the computer, the issue does not appear and that confuses me?

I let out a groan every time I sit down because of these sore quads.

>>38134

I'm no expert, but that would point to a dodgy video card or video ram.

>>38136

>that would point to a dodgy video card or video ram.

I was thinking about this, the computer is getting older with increasing issues around crashing in games but for overall use it is fine. Don't really want to spend any money on the computer

>>38135

You'll get use to it soon but

>IKTF

>>38135

Take your poor old dog for a walk. He shouldn't be deprived of walkies just because you overdid it.

A gentle stroll might stretch your legs out and make you feel better too.

>>38138

Not the NEET in question but this is good advice. The morning can feel terrible and the walk does loosen you up a bit.

>>37986

Do you drink much water? I don't know of any sleeping meds that give you sore kidneys.

As the other anon said, weed is good for sleep. So is actually being tired from physical activity.

Sour nectarines paired delicately with a cinnamon infused sweet syrup with overtones of lime and eucalyptus.

heavenly

>>38141

Lovely.

>>38031

>not soekris

smh

Anyone else worry about smelling weird?

My neetcave smells pretty musty and gross and I spend so much time here that I might be carrying the odor on my skin.

>>38128

Nice review. Thanks, NEET.

>>38144

Have you empty the bin/rubbish, had a shower each day and wear fresh clothes? Even having a window open helps.

>>38144

VPNposting looks like attentionwhoring. I think I'll slip back into ausmode like a vietcong hiding among the civilian population. A friendly ausneet by day, a vicious communist guerilla VPNposter by night.

>>38146

I shower, I wear fresh clothes but there's always dirty dishes in my room. Does that count as food?

>>38145

Cheers, bud. I've got a weird thing about reviewing every game I finish. Helps me collect my thoughts on them.

>>38148

Do you poast the reviews on Steam?

>>38121

Try "benzac AC" it has peroxide in it but you need to moisturise after using it and also after shaving or your skin will dry out and you'll get razor burn.

Why shave though? It is such a waste of time and irritates your skin whether or not you moisturise because you're taking off layers of skin with the blade.

I just use clippers and trim to the shortest they can go - no irritation at all.

>>38151

I'd love to visit the tunnels if I visited Vietnam. Unfortunately, being executive-sized, I'd make the 6 O'clock news back home for getting stuck.

>>38153

That's actually an image of myself, circa 2004, when I visited the cu chi tunnels for the first time. The native viets had a good laugh when I couldn't speak their language and they got me to dress me up in an NVA uniform for fun

>>38147

>Does that count as food?

Depends on how long they in the room for? If it's less than 12 hours you should be fine. Eating some foods in a closed room also leave an after smell for some time that can be unpleasant. I always get plates out for the reason that it can still smell.

>>38154

>The native viets had a good laugh

Does it feel different as an Asian to get

C H I N K E D

?

>>38156

Several days. I suppose I should do something about it then

>>38158

GOONIES!!

Chuck out your fatass clothes as extra incentive not to go back to that way of life. Purchase new slacks as funds permit.

>>38158

The executive conundrum

>>38159

What if the weight it put back on and he has no clothes?

>>38159

A good idea, neet, one I'll take.

>>38161

It'd be a fitting punishment.

>>38162

>A good idea, neet, one I'll take.

and by chuck out I meant donate. There is always somebody worse off then ourselves. just try and ignore the stories about immigrants breaking into charity bins

>>38165

That person was given a stomach-pussy in exchange for his sacrifice.

>>38166

Not all pussy's are created equally

Hey gang, what are we up to?

I just had an afternoon nap.

I just had an afternoon fap.

>>38154

Masamune, is that you, you immortal bastard?

>>38169

Got a pdf?

>>38155

Nigga you look like David Bowie

>>38177

Do people ever make fun of you for looking like Kiefer Sutherland?

>>38178

I have never heard that before.

>New book claims Jesus Christ may have been unattractive or even disfigured

HOPE

http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/new-book-claims-jesus-christ-may-have-been-unattractive-or-even-disfigured/news-story/b730545b9256c0bd30f3a3f02f70f439

>>38180

Disfigured seems like a stretch, but he was definitely a greasy nomadic middle-eastern hobo who ate with thieves and hookers, he was never going to be a looker.

>>38180

You do not have his charisma to make up for your ugliness.

>>38183

Can you turn water into Dan's finest goon?

>>38184

If I bring a water bottle in Dan's I can by emptying the goon into to it.

>>38185

The walk of shame. good luck mate.

Is the Laneya bro here?

>>38188

>use a VPN located in Japan