/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

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>>31736

>>32493

Mate I haven't even had one cup yet

>>32494

>>32495

Thank you

>>32489

Ah fuck, I hope he's ok. I don't want to lose him. I love his commentary and more so his doggo. I have a cattle doggo and they are awesome dogs. Not very common dogs and are very loyal. I don't think he has a cattle doggo but it's still an Australian breed type dog that are fantastic dogs.

>>32498

You mean like a Kelpie or something

>>32499

I think that's it kelpie and cattle doggo share some similarities from how they look. If you look at that one on one they are different but in the videos his doggo moves fast and it reminds me of mine.

tbh got banned from /pol/ because I said Israel hacked the US election

>>32501

That's joondalup max

>>32498

Looked like a cattle dog to me, though I've always known them as 'blue heelers'

>>32502

your remininding me of my fam's neighbours doggos now though that said my fams doggos are very fast two, remember once that they were at the top of a hill and got to the bottom in 5 or so seconds

>>32506

blue heeler throws me off because they're not actually blue

I hope you are doing okay DogNEET. If you could make a post here it would be good. I don't like going to bed worried about you.

>>32507

Yeah m8 my cattledoggo is the same, sometimes she's like a speeding bullet when I sneak away down a hill and call her name. She sounds like a miniature galloping horse, I should take a video :)

Good riddance dog neet

No need for people who think children dying of cancer is funny here

>>32508

I feel the same way about Big Steve. Like I'm pretty sure he's a manlet. Anyway I'm going to play Assassin's Creed Origins for an hour or two.

>>32510

my doggos weren't them but border collies but border collies, kelpies and heeler are all similar even though border collies are aesthetic as fuck

>>32511

Yes I care for all NEETs, but I make no secret that DogNEET is my favourite.

>>32513

I thought he was called Stingray Steve

>>32512

reminds me of the chasers

>>32505

Have you been?

>>32507

They can get speed. I walk my doggo daily and it got it in top physical condition. Cattle dog can run and run at a sustained speed. They are working dogs but very loyal and protective. Nice to have as company when small depressed.

>>32511

Thanks NEET, I do feel the same.

>>32512

Please stop being edgy. He admitted his mistake, stop it.

Good night's NEETs, a nice early night.

>>32515

NEET king is mine

>>32519

Good night m80.

>>32519

How on earth am I being edgy by being offended by his edgy, egregious and disgusting comments?

>>32520

He is a fine NEET.

>>32519

I know buster in particlar was like that such friendly doggo

Rip Buster 2004-2017, A hell of a dog who wa had like 50 something puppers

>>32522

An egregious troll.

OH SHIT I ACCIDENALLY DELETED ONE OF MY PIC FOLDERS, PLEASE POST ME DAN MURPHEY'S AND MONK PICS

>>32522

he already apologized, dogNEET might not come back now for good just like monk and maybe cheesy.

for fucks sake

>>32518

They wanted me to come in last monday but I had work, the bitch on the phone said I needed to give them payslips to prove I'm woking and I said no and reminded them that I'm recording the phone call (Highly recommended you do this) and ended the call.

Got a call back and spoke to another bitch who said my appointment has been rescheduled in two weeks.

>>32527

Do not engage with the troll as if he is genuine.

>>32529

thank you danny boy

mmm goon

I wonder what the entomology of the word goon is

>>32533

Origin

1980s: probably an alteration of flagon, possibly influenced by goom.

goom

ɡuːm,ɡʊm/

nounAustralian

noun: goom

(especially in Aboriginal English) methylated spirits or other cheap alcoholic liquor.

"although drunk on goom, he was a fit man"

Origin

1960s: perhaps from Gabi-gabi and other Aboriginal languages gung ‘water, alcohol’.

>>32534

noice thanks word-neet, I remember reading something about Goom but thought it was actually goon even though it was metho rather than box wine

you've furthered my learning

It's real quiet here tonight.

>>32536

I'm here and fairly active

whats up

Should we do a mass suicide to bring attention to depression?

>>32537

Is she a chink?

>>32539

She's a qt, so no

>>32541

>>32542

>>32542

>>32543

Good but why bring up Chinese class

why the fuck would you voluntarily do a Chinese class

If you're going to learn another language the order is this Japanese>German>Finnish>Italian>French>Nord>Slav Languages>Other Euro Languages>Korean>Other shit that's not Chinese>Chinese

>>32545

Nevermind Chinese, we're in the same anatomy class. We need to learn to identify parts of the body by feel. Would it be weird to ask her to study outside of class?

>>32546

Ask her "wud u study me benis :DDDDD"

>>32544

A regrettable post.

>>32547

You're going for the long shot if you think people just randomly have fetishes for the Finnish. Not even the Finnish are sexually attracted to Finns.

>>32548

I know I don't want to have these feels I have

>>32551

Am I one of the non humans

>>32550

Well to be fair it's anatomy class and I have absolutely no knowledge on how to interact with females

>tfw never had gf

>>32549

Finn women are incredibly attractive though

>>32557

Fair enough but all what was Shia's Finnish gril she had laying around him But not in him because shia is pathetic tbh she was cute

what was her name

>tfw on the goon but feel like going to maccas

>>32558

Is that the guy from Soundgarden who killed himself last year

>>32560

That's the goon talking.

Always gorge myself when I'm drinking. Bad habit.

>>32560

I've got southern style tendies in the oven as we speak.

>>32562

should I go, it's a 2 min drive and I haven't once seen a cop on the route

>>32563

Are tendies on the $4.something good special this week at wollies or coles

>>32558

It was too late they already told a bunch of lies

the inside of that neet's car fucking stinks!

>>32564

2 mins of driving is 10 minutes of walking, so if the area is safe I'd say to go ahead and do that.

I'm on the goonies and this is great right now

>>32568

but I can pretend to be sober while in the drive thru not in the maccas itself

>>32567

fuck u

:^)

>>32570

It'd be a shame to lose you, NEET, don't do anything that you might regret.

>>32572

it's a 2 min drive, I drove to the prosititute suberb realised it was dumb and fucked off safely while more gooned

i probably won't go

>>32573

> prosititute suberb

Where do you live?

>>32569

sounds a little like doom metal

>>32574

Canberra

>>32577

at leaser my IQ is above 65 last I checked it was 106 but that was 2 and a half years ago and before I stopped being so anti alcohol and quickly gained an alcohol addiction

>>32575

funny enough my car probably is acting a bit drunk

>>32579

The goon has loosened your tongue, my friend.

You can increase your IQ by practicing and improving the areas that it measures you in.

>>32578

What are these prostitutes like?

>>32581

Oh I know I remember being asked who was the first man who climbed Mt Everest and really I should of remembered and I knew I knew it but didn't know it also by the way it's sir Edmund Hillary so if Joel the psychologist asks again I can tell him who climbed Mt Everest

Is there a more famous mountain than Mount Everest

Maybe since there is lots of Africans who may say Kilimanjaro but then again there are lots of Chinese and Indians which border Nepal the country with Mount Everest

>>32537

Hey studyNEET it will come through in your body language/tone of voice/other shit you can't control, that you are not being genuine in wanting to have an innocent study session and the duplicity will repulse her as it is coming from a lack of confidence. You need to not think you require a nonsexual pretext before you do stuff with her as you will be shooting yourself in the foot until you stop thinking it.

>>32584

No, I'd say Everest is 100x the most famous.

>tfw severely depressed

>>32586

All the Negros may know is their own land

>>32587

tfw mildly impressed

tfw ded thread

>>32591

That looks like me with make up and a woman's hair

Tell me who she is and convince her to marry me

>>32589

You're kidding yourself. We're all severely depressed.

>>32591

Hey GermanAnon aka Hans how the fuck has it been

>>32594

What's a VPN?

>>32592

Kiernan Shipka, Kiki the kike.

>>32590

I must lift now. The swole gods await me in Gayhalla.

>>32593

I've met severely depressed, and I can't claim to be that. Real big depresseds are just outright not rational or logical and their chemical cocktails retards their overhaul ability significantly.

A horrible fate. Merely being horribly tired, anxious and somewhat suicidal seems moderate depressed in comparison.

>>32595

I thought we had a legitimate Germany anon in this thread

>>32597

Ew, I hope not.

>>32598

Well I think we do, can you change your flag to holland or Denmark

hey neets what are you drinking tonight

tbh this thread is 2nd to (((brit))) or (((newbrit))) I can't rememember what one but it means we need to post nore

>>32599

NEIN!!!

>>32575

No I didn't let them know I was recording until they started asking for payslips, I'll remember to notify them next time. Might keep them on a leash

>>32584

Brokeback mountain is the most famous and will tap the potential of any man who climbs it

>>32501

good luck, NEET. keep us posted. i wanna know if you made it.

>>32604

RAPE TIME IT IS

>>32608

hot also right now I'm champ on /v/1441505 so please suggest me 1 pokemon

>>32501

>(I have no good manners after five years of neeting, I literally eat like an animal).

Same, if I'm in the company of others though I sometimes try and contain it, if I was on a date with a grill I'd definitely eat normally though

I think you've got the right idea man with the chick, just take it easy and try and seem relaxed around her even if you're anxious as fuck, she's probably feeling the same way. In saying that it's best to strike while the irons hot, you've elicited giddy feelings from her already so I bet she's open to you asking her to lunch or what have you.

>>32610

I scoff down my plate then grab hers and eat her food too, if she complains I smash both plates over her head and leave her with the bill

>>32565

Coles

>>32611

Stfu retard

>>32613

No u

>tfw got mini pies in freezer I'd normally have cooked tonight and scoffed down

>talking to my sister today, she says she's going exercising tomorrow morning

>say I'll come as well even though I've been eating like shit the past few months

>>32616

How old is she? Is she hot?

>>32591

Was it you that made this board >>>/2d3d/ ? One of you perverts said you were going to/had made a board of 2D & 3D waifus.

>>32616

Tell her to fuck off and drink some goon instead

>>32616

Never too late to reclaim the day, NEET. You won't regret leaving the pies and going to exercise.

Well you might, immediately, but given enough time probably not.

>>32604

Good to see you're still alive Circle

Hey m8's missed the last 3000 posts or so, whats new?

>>32620

You'll tell me the truth right this minute. Say danke

>>32623

You said you were leaving us for good, don't you remember?

>>32625

So tell me who's you're preferred 2D & 3D waifu.

>>32627

I'm a bit of a slut, don't really have one. 2D is either Holo (Spice and Wolf), Ennis (Baccano!) or Winry (FMA). 3D would either be Kiernan Shipka or Mackenzie Foy.

Every time I drink goon it makes me want to vomit. Should I just force myself to vomit then drink more goon?

>>32629

As in the taste or it's that much of a filthy high?

If it's the taste, mix it with cola. It's what I do, not a fan of wine in general, and a 50/50 mix with cheap 75 sugar free cola tastes like fruity cola.

If it's the high, wouldn't bother trying to fight through it.

>>32626

GODDAMN IM NOT VW

Also I take it this means he's not back.

>>32500

Are you the anon that ate the hash browns in the last thread? I need this post to be my closure.

>>32577

Wake'n'jenk!

>>32632

No filthy hash brown shits yet, friendo. That plotline is still covered in mystique, like Carmen Sandiego. The other shitpost is coincidental.

>>32638

Well how did you ever discover her (Sophia)? There's 2 'ITs" btw, a made-for-TV 2-part series from the 1990's and the 'remake' from last year. Both were very good imo.

>>32640

> Both were very good imo.

The part of the TV special with Tim Curry was excellent. The second half was a trainwreck.

>>32640

A different board I post on but am trying to distance myself from of late.

>>32641

? The 2nd part had Tim Curry.

>>32642

Wai?

>>32643

Well that's one. Waifuist too Please don't go to either mentioning me though, I've basically fucked up my standing in both boards.

>>32644

I've been to both numerous times but never regularly posted and/or used tripcodes. I have noticed posts from Aussies though and wondered if they were NEETs. Now I know…

>>32209

Quite possibly one of the worst things I've encountered on the internet. And I love it!

>>32645

What's your thought on the boards? I'd just rather not go back at all at this point. The owner of /wai/ is Australian.

>>32647

>The owner of /wai/ is Australian

That's news to me. My overall opinion probably doesn't count for much as I'm quite new to chans in general though I can't see why you shouldn't return to either. Just be more anonymous (ie no trips)

>>32648

Part of the reason why I'm using a VPN now.

>>32650

They didn't ban me, I'd just rather use a VPN to make it less clear who I am.

>>32651

Fair enough. I'm off to bed. It was nice talking to a 'familiar face'. Good night

>>32652

Sleep tight.

Wonder if BO will delete all Laneya posts?

>>32598

please don't hate on germans, we hate ourselves enough already

>>32655

I like you Krauts, just not what's happening to your nation.

>>32656

glad to hear it, I thought you were just another german hating anon, it seems to me like there are a lot out there.

And well, if I'd like whats happening to my nation I wouldn't be an unproductive piece of shit sitting around all day.

>>32657

I honestly think Australia should burn in eternal hellfire at this point.

>>32659

He's a German he hates everything

>>32660

Is that why germany is trying to kill europe?

>>32659

Because I am Australian and a NEET.

>>32658

why?

>>32660

germans don't hate everything, for example they seem to love sucking government dick.

>>32663

Australia is poopy now, too many chinks and ragheads.

I told you neets about my neighbors dog and how it barks (screams) all day. I've woken up the last few days thanks to its barking, today I managed to ignore the barking and fell asleep again. But guess what? The bitch that is my neighbour has to meet with her ex-boyfriend again, a dude that has two of those screaming dogs. And guess where the dogs stay for the time the two are out? thats right, in her fucking flat, right above me, three of those fucking things. Barking in regular intervals for the last few hours. People should not own a dog if they keep it in a flat all day. And the best part is, as soon as I tell my neighbours to shut their dogs up they tell me I'm aggressive and that its not my business. God how I hate these people.

>>32664

>chinks

A chink lives somewhere nearby, he really needs to learn to talk without shouting.

>>32666

the last two lines you wrote probably gave it away. No creepy pajeet can spell that good

>>32666

am gud much horni for u

Hey cumguzzlers

>>32669

Hey daddy.

>>32669

heyo

>tfw woke up severely depressed

Did the first round of shopping. Had to phone Coles to let me in as the shopping centre doors were left locked. Wanted some scones for breakfast, but they didn't have any, so got a sausage & egg mcmuffin on the way home.

>>32665

Call the cops and make a noise complaint

>>32674

What time does Cole's open where you're at

good morning all

>>32676

6am. I was there at 5.59 and called at 6:05.

>>32677

good morning!

>>32675

I could do that, but only after 10pm, anything prior to that and the cops don't care. And my neighbour knows that, so right now she and her dog are quiet. Until tomorrow when the barking starts again. As long as its not three dogs like today I can tolerate it, so lets hope she does not take in her ex and his dogs again.

>>32673

>>32677

Hello, hope you all have a good day

>>32680

Report her for animal cruelty if you cannot report her for a noise complaint. It's not humane for dogs to bark for hours on end. She needs to get a minder for them, move or put them in a kennel while out.

>>32673

>>32674

>>32677

Good morning NEETs.

>>32683

Morning Karen, you little hussy.

>>32683

Good morning Karen.

I am not up to much today. I went for a walk this morning and now have some clothes in the washing machine.

>>32686

Good morning mate. I look forward to your video.

Lol guys click on the 'tree view' checkbox under the reply box at the top of the page, it makes this site feel a little like reddit. It's uncanny.

Morning neeties, I hope we aren't too hungover. Any other sydneybots going to mardi gras tonight?

>tfw woke up mildly refreshed

>tfw woke up somewhat impressed

>tfw woke up with a head full of distress

>>32681

reporting her would mean I'd have to deal with german bureaucracy and I'd rather not do that.

>>32633

Would kiss her nose.

>>32694

Use your phone and begin to record it. State the time and date at each recording at the start and end. When you have a week or two worth of recordings take it to the authorities. What's wrong with the bureaucracy system in Germany? If you have evidence to support your claim isn't not a he said, she said case. It's why your dogs have been recorded every couple of days barking for hours on end.

>>32698

10/10

>tfw severely impressed

>>32698

Very nice work m8.

>>32698

I like the 4th one the best

>>32666

>only men cum

What a brainlet

Purchased some lemon & herb chicken thigh steaks from Aldi for dinner tonight. May pair them with either some naan bread or some garlic bread, and perhaps even a small amount of garden salad shudder

>>32703

Garlic bread sounds good. Keep that nasty rabbit food salad out of your pristine NEET body though.

Pepe on my wrist, Pepe on my wrist.

>>32705

NEETLIFE!

>>32706

NEETLIFE!

>>32705

Shit I forgot about the hot neet track dropping yesterday, time to listen

>>32708

I feel like my autism levels are significantly higher now

>>32710

Actually a little goon just makes me worse at hiding my autistic tendencies

morning

>>32712

morning lad, what are your plans for the day?

>>32698

where is

>tfw suppressed

>tfw agressed

>tfw regressed

>>32713

heresy

>>32712

Good morning.

>>32716

If you want (and I actually remember) I could just tick the remove country flag option thing while using a vpn

>>32715

Sounds fun

>>32711

>a little goon just makes me

You just don't have a little goon, you should wake up the next day and ask yourself where the goon sack is with a focus on why it's so empty.

>>32713

Exercise and self-improvement is a focus today. What about you?

>>32716

I like the flags, it helps when we do have international users that visit this place.

>>32716

Look it's neccesary as we do have a german guy rock up a fair bit, monk if he's ok might post here again, and very rarely a canadian shits up the thread

>>32719

this, you think before hand, oh I'll limit myself to 750ml and before you know it you've drunk as much goon you can before passing out

>>32720

and slovenianeet

>>32719

>You just don't have a little goon, you should wake up the next day and ask yourself where the goon sack is with a focus on why it's so empty.

That's true. My alcoholic skills are a bit sloppy these days

>What about you?

Got a few things to do around the house, mainly spraying some weeds and pulling a few out of the garden. Then I might take a trip to dans and work on my goon skills.

>>32720

Is it important to know which post is by the German guy? Can't he just blend in with everyone else?

>>32694

Aren't you using a vpn? Pretty sure I've seen you outright admit to being aussie and larping as German

>>32725

It really is, that way I can't banter him also remember Monk might post again one day

>>32726

Not sure if it is him but one of the germanneets posted some german document thing as proof

>>32720

There was also that favela nigger I triggered one night.

>>32727

Yeah and if Monk posts why do we need to see his flag?

>>32694

I thought your bureaucracy would be efficient

>>32731

what neet gen was the boongs story

>>32733

Its not in a gen, it's one of the first threads on the first page of /aus/ right now

>>32731

The abo says they are a she not a he.

>>32716

I don't mind knowing. Sometimes it makes for interesting conversation when the person is actually from their flag country.

>>32734

nice story

>>32735

he's on the goon mate

>>32686

I wish I could wake up like you and just gaze upon such endless beauty

>>32738

Do you live near a beach neet?

Australian beaches are glorious, especially this time of the year

>>32739

No I'm inland and always have lived there

>>32741

Ah that's a shame

Bushland is pretty nice too though

>>32742

It sure is

>>32740

It would have been nice if he'd added a nice long high pitched reeeeeeeee

>>32740

kek 9/10

>>32744

the story of /r9k/ shows a good example of a quality REEEEEEEE screech

>>32746

It's an art very few can master

>>32750

Oh son, you done fucked up now

>>32750

Why the fuck are you asking me

>>32751

Even if they're foreign?

and its art?

we draw pretty lewd things and he draws stuff for me all the time

>>32752

I have no friends to ask

>>32749

that is brilliant

>>32753

Is this a gay thing? Is he gay too?

>>32756

His fiance for 10 years is a girl who speaks only french, he speaks english/french

>>32757

You didn't answer the question.

>>32758

I DONT KNOW

>>32757

I think if he's not gay and you're not too weird about it then it's not too bad. Be careful he doesn't take advantage of you though

>>32754

fair enough

>>32749

>middle aged Australian woman nagging

PTSD inducing

>>32754

Could it be you think you're in love with this person, simple because they're the only human interaction you have?

>>32762

The soundtrack to many a neets life

>>32760

He's probably bi, and he's basically my only friend and i'd do anything for him tbqh fam, i dont think he'd take advantage of me i just dont want to lose him as a friend

>>32749

10/10 Can listen to it again and again and again…

>>32763

PROBABLY

>>32767

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

>>32765

Just be careful that the relationship doesn't become you doing all kinds of things for him and him doing nothing for you. Keep your self respect up neet

>>32768

I dont know

>>32769

He's teaching me how to draw and being my friend basically free, i think i'd be good

>self respect

>me

oh noononono….ohoho nooo

Howdy, sorry about last night, it's cruiseNEET btw.

I don't know what that was all about really. Sorry for getting some of you worried.

>>32770

>being my friend basically free

Being your friend basically FOR free?

>>32772

He was correct. "For free" is redundant.

>>32770

stop being gay tbh

>>32774

Would if i could

>>32775

Go and drink some goon and then come back.

/zundel/ here again, I need somewhere to live temporarily

>>32775

Spend your day staring at vaginas until you like them

>>32776

Being drunk makes you lose your inhibitions, he'd probably turn into a flamboyant faggot

>>32777

you could live in a bin

>>32779

I thought he was doing that already

>>32779

For some people it makes them feel depressed, so maybe he will just become a sadcunt

>>32777

/zundel/?

>>32782

Better a sadcunt than a sadcock.

>>32784

Not for the gayneet

>>32783

Can i live in your bin? Is it raining there? Dont worry, Im a super helpful guy.

>>32786

probably just tell me what is zundel

>>32783

Sorry that was meant for >>32780

I am the BO of >>>/zundel/

>>32788

What has happened

>>32789

Karen left me

>>32778

That just makes it worse. They look gross

>>32776

I dont like goon, only spirits. It makes me really bashful and stupid

>>32785

I already am a sadcunt. Im not flamboyant god, i hate those kinds of fags

>>32683

Morning, just saw an advert on ABC for tonight's Sydney mardis gras and there was an aboriginal gay man in Captain Cook costume. I guess gay abos don't mind being 'invaded'.

>>32790

Oh, well I knew she was a whore and all that

Let me know if you really do need a place to stay

>>32787

Probably a reference to ol' Ernst Zundel the holohoax denier and publisher.

>>32771

Hey Cruisey, it is good to see you back. I was worried about you.

>>32795

Yeah, I read through the posts this morning.

I'm not handling shit properly. Sorry.

>>32793

Its more personal than that. Will do. I am in queensfag

>>32784

If I wasn't executive sized, I could probably be a stuntcock.

>>32797

Apology accepted. Although you don't really need to apologise. I know you have been having a bit of a rough time.

>>32798

Can't help too much as I'm from Monaro but hey NEETs are here for each other

How often do you cut your fingernails neets? I get talons after 10 days.

>>32802

Every Sunday night.

>>32802

It seems the older I get the faster they grow. About ten days is when I start slicing myself up and have to cut them.

>>32804

>>32803

Do you go outside to do it?

>>32800

This is true advice, we understand. Please do not feel the need to continue to apologise. Take it slow today. I made my posts in the first part of the thread to show we do miss you and you are not alone.

>>32802

When they start cracking when I hit into things for my feet. I h8 when the cunts crack a little then later get hooked on something and bam a chunk of nail peeled back. I do my hands when they get a little too long for my liking.

>>32805

I use a tissue to put most of the clippings in. Then put it in the bin. If I am vacuuming frequently enough (very rare), they go on the floor before I vacuum.

>>32805

No I do it over the bath tub that I never use.

Got another mate who wants to come along. We are true aussie cunts, but have been kicked in the guts.

>>32808

nice

I don't like gays

I don't like strays

I like animay

I don't like Cenno

>>32813

Support the system that supports you

>>32686

Excellent, can't wait.

>>32688

>>32689

No and no

>>32771

S'okay m8. It's understandable what happened. Give your doggo a big hug if you're feeling down.

>>32799

Orgazmo fan?

>>32808

What?

>>32818

He has another mate who wants to come along.

Do i draw a thing for my friend or go to bed NEETs, i feel kinda sleepy

>>32820

Gabbadoo mate.

>>32822

Did you wake up this morning? I try to avoid naps and try to get an earlier nights sleep

>>32824

i woke up at 2 am.

I keep bad time

>>32822

follow your heart.

>>32827

Bloody poofters.

>>32827

>that file name

kek

>>32658

All of Australia or really just Melbourne?

>>32802

I do. When i was a young neet I always bit my fingernails, so having to actually cut them is a habit I'm probably not as on top of as I should be. Currently they are very long

>>32756

This is definitely pretty gay, but not for the reason you think.

>>32831

Don't you get hurt by your long nails? Doesn't this drive you to cut them?

>>32833

Not really, they're not inches long or anything. I don't see how that would even happen

However, they are kind of annoying me as I'm typing this so I might find the nail cutting thingo and say goodbye to them.

>>32835

Very nineties song. Takes me back.

>>32832

How many different ways can a thing be gay?

>>32837

Having feelings is gay.

>>32836

I just got back from Aldi, there was an add for her on the radio in the car. She's playing in Adelaide and there was a snippet of that song. Took me back too.

>>32838

Acknowledging that others have feelings is gay.

>>32839

I haven't heard of her other than that song. Although I don't follow music very closely and don't like female singers generally.

>>32841

The only other song I knew from the quick look I had on youtube was the first cut is the deepest but I don't know her version.

>>32842

>the first cut is the deepest

Now I am in the mood for some Cat Stevens.

>>32843

I'm still stuck on bitchy, sarcastic, female vocalists from the 90's

>>32838

How do you feel about that?

>>32844

>tfw no bitchy, sarcastic female gf

>>32842

>first cut is the deepest

Going out to the city to see venom tonight, slightly cashed up for beer and got plenty of weed too.

>>32846

That's the type that'd tell you "I love you" then kiss your best friend.

>>32847

The story I heard about that song is that one of the directors' (there was a bunch of them and the actors were sometimes directors too) sons wrote the song and he was only 15 or something.

Pretty deep song, especially for a kid.

>>32848

You got friends to go with?

>>32850

>Pretty deep song

I think the director chose his son to write it because he wanted it to be shitty and the sort of thing that would seem deep but was actually kind of stupid. And if you look at the lyrics you can see how it is a bit like that. But the song actually works.

Apparently the kid got rich off the royalties.

>>32851

Yeh I'm going with Chad and stacy

>>32849

I listened to that song so many times when I was younger and more troubled in mind than I am now.

>>32853

Are you the NEET that was yelling shit out and insulting the performers at the last gig you went to?

>>32852

I dont know the song that well and haven't looked at the lyrics. I just know it from the start of mash and ahmad jamal did a cover of it.

>>32855

Yeah

>>32854

This is another song I listened to all the time during a similar difficult era.

>>32857

Behave yourself tonight please. No sperging out and drawing attention to yourself.

>>32860

>thats what being fancy is in the eyes of a NEET

oh boy

>>32859

He's going to rape the metal freaks on stage and smudge their makeup with his NEETstick.

He should say Satan told him to do it and get free beer for his devilish act.

>>32860

I hate the way companies label products like that. I think it all started when Devondale started calling their milk varieties ridiculous things.

Anyway, give us a review of that relish please.

>>32861

He said relatively.

>>32861

Fritz with homebrand cheese and tom sauce would've sufficed

>>32865

On 85c bread.

>>32864

>>32865

at woolies they have this really really nice truffle cheese its like 15$ a block but its so so nice

Did a nice poo this morning but forgot to take a picture for you neets, ill remember when I poo tomorrow

>>32868

Outstanding presentation. Beautifully toasted.

>>32871

He probably is.

>>32873

tfw no hot blonde stacie gf

>>32869

Got a plunger?

>>32868

Made a bacon & egg toasted sandwich for lunch. Took one bite and realised I'd forgot the cheese but couldn't be fucked going back to the kitchen.

>>32868

Looking damn fine, NEETo.

>>32876

Did you remember worchestershire sauce and pepper?

They're more important than cheese.

>>32878

He wasn't eating one of your janky frozen pies.

>>32879

I was raised on frozen pies and noodles

>>32880

And look how you turned out.

There's nothing better than a janky egg and bacon pie.

>>32879

Do you indulge on the aldi egg and bacon pies?

>less than $1 each

almost broke my cost/satisfaction scale.

>>32883

Conception.

>>32881

A beautiful NEET

>>32884

Aren't they the ones that had you on the toilet all night shitting grey sludge?

>>32887

All NEETs are beautiful.

but some are more beautiful than others

>>32888

I refuse to believe it was them and I had the other two from the same packet since and didn't get sick.

I think it might've been the aldi pizza.

It wasn't the pies.

>>32891

You are in denial. You have formed an unhealthy attachment to these pies.

>>32893

I do not properly understand either of these two wojaks. I would appreciate someone to interpret them for me.

>>32894

I liked them that there is always a wojack inside of us regardless of our looks. That's at least my interpretation.

>>32893

The fitwojack crying symbolizes that even if we fix our physical flaws then ultimately we still remain hollow shells figuratively and literally as we are still weak and lonely on the inside.

The big boy wojack with a that feel wojack symbolizes how food makes us feel good (green) and no food makes us feel bad (red), the contrast between the two can be difficult to overcome and hence the wojack is stressing as he knows if he continues to pull the green lever and become even more and more executive sized then eventually things will just get worse and worse.

>>32896

This makes sense to me. Have you studied advanced memeteics at NEET University?

>>32878

Freshly cracked black pepper on the egg whilst cooking and on the tomato slices. I intentionally forgot the worcestershire sauce.

>>32900

gondola is very comfy. I like Pepe. I always have.

>>32901

Pink wojak is not welcome here.

>>32904

Why not?

>>32905

We don't like that edgy r9k school shooter vibe. Some clown was making posts like that last night.

>>32897

No, just practical experience

>>32909

Unaccredited memeologists are a rising problem in the current year.

>>32911

You need to build up your defences. Nothing hits me close to home much any more.

>>32912

You need to open your heart up a little more. Your cold demeanor could scare off a cute girlneet that looks your way