/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

It's not a mystery when every day is the same as the one before

It's all just one long fucking day.

>>28727

It's never too late to take the gay pill

>>28726

thanks

>>28736

Yes, good. Dan is pleased.

>>28733

ive only fucked one woman in my life, never had a gf, but she was like a 9/10 so that memory will keep me going for a few more years

>>28737

It's from liquorland

>>28739

bad neet

>>28739

go to your room and think about what you've done!!!

>>28735

I watched that ages ago and I still remember how good Ian McKellan was in it. The way he walked.

>>28739

A treasonous statement

>>28738

How did you manage to pull a 9/10?

>>28735

Who's the bird? She looks vaguely familiar.

>>28745

That's a plane mate

>>28746

Reasonably well bantered.

Did a good neet deed as an act of penance for todays snarky posting

>>28744

she was coming out of a 5 year relationship, and my friend had that hot for her but im better looking then him so i cucked him, still feel bad about it

>>28749

Ekaterina is a qt name tbh

trannies are still wrong though

>>28748

Good work, lad. Evens out.

>>28748

Good man. The good deed will mean more if you don't tell us what it was.

>>28753

I am going to have to subjugate the big bad neet inside me

>>28738

Do you replay the memory in your mind?

>>28751

>trannies are still wrong though

It'd be awkward as fuck to explain it to mummy but that's nothing compared to a lifetime of loneliness. What do you mean when you say wrong?

>>28756

You know he's dead right?

>>28755

every day my friend

>>28729

Have her friends called her out on her BS?

>>28749

>tfw you and your highschool friends used to joke that you'd be the one the end up alone

>tfw it wasn't really a joke

>>28758

How far had you been with a girl before you sexed the 9/10?

>>28698

Could be the shocks, rear struts aren't a huge issue since they aren't used for turning.

If it's a common mass produced car get a pee assembled strut from the factory since they're cheap to install and kill 3 birds with one stone.

Wheels won't fall off thou

>>28757

its a conspiracy

>>28761

i kissed a girl in primry school, just a peck tho

>>28764

The other thing I remember about that film is a lot of thin moustaches and cigarette smoking.

>>28760

Yeah everyone seemed to know ahead of time that I was never going to get a gf. How did your male friends act when there were females around?

>>28765

So how slow did you advance with the 9/10? Did it happen in stages or was it all over at once?

>>28767

Puppydogs, beta orbiters, the like. I mean we were all losers, that's why we hung out.

>>28768

she was a "gamer girl" not really but did play overwatch (shit game i know), so i just played games with her, > snapchat used my charms> few up to queens land > like a week of fucking > then she moved back on to chads

>>28761

i just rememberd i used to flirt with this chick in high school and i would p much feel her up, good times

>>28771

This sounds very recent

You weren't fucking a hot woman while we were neetposting were you?

I am off to bed for tonight my good NEETs. Going to do my usual reading of LOTR. Frodo and Sam are past Minas Morgul and currently climbing the stairs up to Cirith Ungol.

Good night.

>>28770

yeah sorry mate im too shit at writing/ spelling for that

>>28773

I don't know what those things are but sounds fun neet

>>28773

Sweet dreams dear NEET.

>>28772

i did tell my tale here once befor, but this all happend just after i finished high school

>>28777 (checked)

Thank you very much. I always appreciate your thoughtfulness and kindness towards me.

>>28775

she said i did but you can never know

>>28776

You should read LOTR. At least try to.

>>28781

nope she was on the pill, and i have a fetish for impregnation a condom would take away half the fun

>>28782

I've owned a copy of the book for 15 years now but never tried, I should get onto it one day

I have seen the movies years ago though.

>>28784

> the movies

They are trash.

>>28782

got through the hobbit and the first book the gave up still have it tho

>>28785

nice shape(i think) i have baby hands and feet so ive always thought it on the smaller side tho

>>28771

How did you meet her? Through a steam group, discord etc?

>>28789

>>28788

>>28785

>>28781

>>28775

>>28772

Hey interviewNEET why don't you ask him how he washes his hair too

>>28756

Need to go to office works to mass print these as fliers

>>28788

overwatch she was first friends with that guy i cucked, she didnt have a mic at first so didnt think she was a real girl

>>28789

yeah didnt realy smell of much(maybe a little bit sweet) but it just tasted like my swet kinda irony' and no i didnt eat her out after i fucked her so it wasnt my taste.

>>28790

sorry brother

>>28791

How do you wash your hair, jealousneet?

>>28790

It's normally just the one guy after his fapfics just building his collection, man.

>>28783

>fetish for impregnation

eww

>>28795

its alright

just caused a >tfw virgin flare up

>>28796

That's even above dick torture on the retarded fetishes chart

>>28794

I'm the no-shampoo NEET who uses baking soda and apple cider vinegar every few showers

>>28794

with vigorous masculinity

>>28791

with tresemme shampoo and conditioner that my mum buys and i use alot coz i have long girly hair :^) coz i know you wanted to know but were too shy to ask

<3

>>28796

>>28798

Shit taste

>>28802

Sure thing cluckyNEET

>>28793

Did you just play with her for a while and got to know each other well? How did you eventually convince her into meeting up and having sex, was a sexual attraction always there when you were talking?

>>28799

So you were baiting us into asking you

>>28796

I think pregnant girls are pretty hot tbh

>>28807

That's just the good taste talking.

>>28807

Wait, is that what it means?

>>28804

yeah i always used to flirt with girls coz i had nothing to loose, i went up there coz my friend (who i cucked) was up there seeing his brother and was being a dick to me coz i talked with her so i went up there to try pach things up with him but he wanted none of that so i thought may aswell fuck this girly while i was there (she was 22 i was 18)

>>28809

They are two different fetishes, they usually co-exist. Impregnation fetish is being attracted to impregnating a girl and a pregnant fetish is the attraction to pregnant women.

>>28811

there is just somthing fucking hot about creating a life, probs coz i know my life will never go anywhere

Imagine being born because your dad had a hard on for pregnant women

>>28813

Impregnating women, if she was already pregnant then its not like she can get double pregnant

>>28814

big brain neet

>>28814

If you have a fetish for pregnant women then making a woman pregnant would give you access to your fetish

>>28815

I didn't pay much attention in sex ed but I'm pretty sure that's how twins happen

>>28814

You can get their bum pregnant still.

>>28816

i see you are right, forgive me

Anyone having a neet party?

>>28820

Yeah I've been drinking for a couple of hours. Not really hitting me, though, and reaching that threshhold where if I try to overdrink to "catch up", I'll just get a headache.

>>28820

Every night is a part in the neet general

>>28822

oops

>>28821

What are you drinking?

I never get headaches from being too drunk I just feel nauseous

thought I was going to yack for 5 mins last night but I rode it out

>>28824

VB. I know, the meme, but it's still alright and it was free.

Once the drinking stretches into the 2-3 hour mark and I'm not already drunk, it's like playing with fire. Hangovers don't happen but yeah, know my limits by this point.

>>28816

There are pregnant escorts but they are very rare.

>>28826

Well it's not like they can stay in the biz all that long.

>>28820

About to have some beer. Playing AC Origins atm.

>>28826

Getting pregnant probably gets them shitcanned

How is that goon going down, neetking?

itchy nipples

bruised knees

runny goon

>>28834

Glad I could be of assistance. Good night

>>28834

The gen is a force of virtue.

Good night NEET.

I'm off to bed too, good night friends.

>>28834

>>28835

>>28836

Goodnight.

psych told me I'm "definitely on the ASD" because I said a joke about being autistic

>>28833

drippy NEET

>>28838

He might be shitposting

Might have to hit my gp up with 'tfw depressed'

>>28838

Is that like the afp?

>>28841

go for tfw really big depressed so they give you the best pills

>tfw drunk as fuck by myself on a friday night

>again

Well, time for bed. Have a good sleep, everyone who's still awake :)

>>28844

Remember not to throw up on your bed or your rug, sleep tight neeto

>>28843

you reminded me I'm anti ssri

don't think I will go

>>28846

They might just refer you to a psych anyway

Been watching this. I'm not sure how to feel.

>>28848

She should find literally anything else to do with her time

Hey neetos I'm "playing" katawa shoujo

>>28848

Yeah at least she admits guys have it far far worse.

>I'm an objective 3.5/10

fuck off

8/10 guys would go to hell and back to get a gf that looked like that these days

>>28850

I hope you are going down the gay route

>>28850

>tfw choose the blind girl because I'm a fat cunt

>>28853

Blind girls can still smell

>>28851

She's pretty plain looking and her demeanor would get tiring real quickly

I get that women have more options but it's not to that extent.

>>28841

I need to hit-up Cenno with those same feels to see if they'll waive the remainder of my debt.

>>28848

She looks fine tbh, kind of a qt too.

>>28856

you'll be at neck yourself phase before they pick up the phone

>>28855

Yeah I was over exaggerated because I'm desperate for a gf

>>28854

been using wetwipes after I shit

>>28853

Lilly is best girl so you can feel validated in your choice.

>>28859

Don't let your lack of a gf warp your worldview mate, that's a dangerous path. Keep an objective view on how you're going and work towards improving it. Also don't go writing any whiny manifestos

>>28862

very snarky last sentence

don't appreciate it

>>28863

I just wanted to shove an elliott rodger reference in there somehow

>>28864

I'll tell you where to shove it

>>28865

>>28864

Calm down neets. It's getting late and we're all getting tired.

>>28852

I've Alfredy dome emi and lilynso now onto rin

>>28865

No need to get lewd neeto

sorry if that post genuinely came off rude though, I was just too tired to write it as I wanted to

>>28865

You won't get a gf with that attitude young man.

>>28869

some girls love a dominant man

>>28870

The majority of them do, the moment you show any kind of weakness around a female is the moment they loose any kind of respect they had for you.

>>28871

That's why you buy the 4L goonbags

>>28871

>The majority of them do, the moment you show any kind of weakness around a female is the moment they loose any kind of respect they had for you.

>tfw was in undergrad and thought opening up to my oneitis about my depression would bring us closer together

>>28873

>tfw was in undergrad and thought opening up to my oneitis about my depression would bring us closer together

Huge mistake, she probably looked down on you in utter disgust, but at the same time with a caring, nurturing presence.

>>28874

>but at the same time with a caring, nurturing presence.

How did you know this detail

>>28875

It's just how women are, you can never trust them.

>>28876

A bunch of girls were gossiping about bullshit near my desk at work, they were discussing shit their boyfriends did on valentines day and similar topics. One girl mentioned her boyfriend was the crying type and how he was insecure that the girl would be less attracted to him for it. "Well, he's right," the girl said, in the tone of voice that suggested she was keeping that a secret from him, and then the girls all giggled.

>>28877

It mostly comes own to biology, it's hardwired into women's brains, whether they want a child or not, a weak, submissive male makes for a bad mate.

>>28878

down*

>tfw comfy in the neet bed

>>28878

After that undergrad oneitis I was cured of oneitising though reading redpill shit until it finally stuck. Never going to be suicidally depressed over a girl ever again.

>>28880

I need a new bed, this one has sunken in on the side I lay on.

Hey neets

How has it been

Remember wagies hate us all

>>28882

Flip it 180 degrees.

>>28883

Ragie wagies.

>>28882

We all do tbh

>>28880

It's a nice place to be, especially during Winter

>>28884

>Flip it 180 degrees.

I can't, the other side is as hard as a rock, I got jewed.

>>28884

Holy shit even when I'm sober I don't reply that fast

>>28888

Checked

>>28887

I don't mean upside down

>>28881

What sort of things did you read?

>>28890

Tried that too, even more uncomfortable, I'll probably just get a new bed sometime this year.

>>28882

Reverse your sleeping position (head to toe)

>>28891

Highest signal to noise ratio of redpill shit that I've found is The Rational Male blog and the Chateau Heartiste archives (The current CH stuff is good too, it just shifted focus so it's 1/3 redpill on women and 2/3 redpill on jews).

But those things were not what made it click for me. What did make it click was reading this guy's experiences:

https://www.rsdnation.com/node/758434/forum

and hearing what kind of stupid shit you can say/do and get women. Really cemented it into me that words don't actually mean things to women (to normalfags, really, but all women are normalfags), from a woman's point of view it's just noises made by themselves and others to try to manipulate the world into the state they want. A few pages into that thread the OP describes just getting in the way of a woman while she's shopping in the city, and I was reading it, floored, unable to believe that women just don't have anything better to do than to go along with shit like that. They are subhuman, they are fractions of a person, they simply have too many important things missing if the stuff this guy was saying was true. When I read that I actually teared up from experiencing such a radical shift in my worldview, but ultimately it was all for the better.

What is even in rural/regional Northern Territory, Queensland, Western Australia and South Australia seriously?

I bet there is some crazy undiscovered shit out there.

>>28895

abbo piss

>>28895

No mosques, lebs, arabs, gooks, mardi gras parades, (You), Apex gangs and that's just off the top of me head.

Goodnight NEETs.

>>28898

Good night m8

>tfw no one to get drunk with

Well NEETs first week of wagecucking in my life is over, it was alright I guess, it's a technician job in which I calibrate test equipment for telecom companies, it's pretty easy and relaxing and I don't really have to interact with the other wagies much, they are all pretty much like npcs in a video game, really just your typical normies talking about your typical normie shit, besides that I've been feeling more of >tfw depressed, went to the gp and they just upped the dose of my meds, the trouble is that I feel sort of that my life is without meaning or direction, even with a job

>>28900

>the trouble is that I feel sort of that my life is without meaning or direction, even with a job

That never goes away, man.

Cheesecake NEET here. Who in the fuck posted this on /soc/?

http://boards.4chan.org/soc/thread/26231109#p26286661

>>28902

/aus/, probably.

>>28903

I'm legitmately fucking angered by this shit. Some of the comments making fun of me were fucking painful to read, it was like back in high school when I was being bullied.

I'm seriously considering just deleting everything, there is always some stupid retard who just calls you a loser neet and gets under your skin.

>>28904

You can privatize the channel for now to avoid it blowing up, but either way the dickweed got his kicks.

>>28906

I getcha, man. Just remember that any upset response you give is exactly what the guy wants. Still, hang in there. Don't go letting 4/soc/ of all places beat you out of your rhythm.

>>28907

So if everyone thinks I am a 'creepy incel' then why the fuck do I bother? I wasn't really looking that hard for a gf but if that is the opinion of people then it pretty much seals the fact I will always been seen as a loser faggot by society, I always had this in the back of my mind but the reality of it is crushing.

This is the lowest I've felt in years.

>>28908

"Creepy" is a non-insult, people complain about getting creeped out the second someone isn't all smiles and sunshine.

You just gotta recontextualize it, man. These are not remotely likeminded people, and the disgust is pretty mutual. They aren't your audience and they're definitely not the metric you should just "society's opinion" by.

You're doing okay. Getting punted down by some cheeky /aus/ faggot throwing you to the wolves would be a mistake. Replying in the thread was also a mistake, mind, in this situation your only real recourse is to laugh it off and continue on.

>>28901

Sadly that's what it seems

>>28908

Cheesecake don't take on board what some faggots on halfchan /soc/, which like the other anon said is a fucking toilet

>>28909

If I can't make fucking friends on 4chan (where the losers like me hang out) where the fuck do I make them? There were girls in that thread and they were mocking me. They are enjoying it I bet, I had enough of this garbage in school to know that I didn't want to seek it out over the internet.

Who cares if I reply? Should I just let them continue on with their narcissistic hate fest? I'm not a pushover faggot like I was in highschool. They can't keep getting away with making everyone who isn't exactly like them feel like utter shit because of fucking nothing.

>>28910

I try and ignore it, that is what I did in high school, it just builds up and gets worse and completely fucks your psyche. I'm only sperging out about it because it fucking ruined my mood of not feeling depressed as usual for the past few months, which was nice to have after 5 years of severe depression. I don't know how the fuck I am going to get back out of it now.

2018 is FUCKED. Completely fucked.

Goodnight everyone and keep going cheesecake

>>28911

Cheesecake don't overreact to the fuckery over on halfchan. It is not that bad. I bet there are no girls in that thread and the ones who claim to be are lying. You don't need to be ashamed of your videos or embarrassed by them.

>>28916

Good morning.

Wet weather where I am, I will not be able to take Doggo for his walk.

>>28917

It's damp in northern Adelaide, but not raining as such. My house is still very humid.

>>28918

I had all the windows open overnight and my house has cooled down a few degrees. Still a bit sticky though.

>>28911

Honestly the 4chan thread wasn't that bad, one of them even apologised, however it was pretty rude for someone to post on there without your permission.

>>28920

Yeah I don't think the 4chan thread went that badly for Cheesie. About what you'd expect. NEETs shouldn't post NEET videos outside the NEET threads though. I have seen Cheesecake videos on r9k a few times before. I think he has a wider audience that just us.

>>28920

It wasn't that bad. Whoever posted it probably got the reaction from him they were after though.

>>28921

Probably best for NEETs who make videos to keep them unlisted if they don't want their videos to be shared around much.

>>28911

4chan is full of teenagers, LARPers, and hipsters. They're big on sarcasm and passive-aggressiveness so I wouldn't have expected any other type of reaction. I get that people can be upset about posts on the internet but you just let it wash over you like water on a duck's back. I know they'll never be repercussions for people who say hurtful things on an anonymous imageboard and that can be irritating but the internet is mostly "noise" and you need to be in a mental state where you can ignore most of it. Plus the big difference between high school and the internet (and the real world in general) is that you can just walk away and never have to deal with that shit again.

>>28915

I don't believe anybody is a girl on that thread.

What is on the agenda today NEETs? Are you getting ready to hit the clubs with your squad tonight?

>>28925

There's a snowstorm so I'm stuck inside with hot chocolate.

>>28925

Nothing on this weekend, was going to go for a ride but weather looks pretty shit.

>>28929

Good morning Anime NEET.

>>28929

Good morning chinese girl cartoon enthusiast.

>>28925

Done the supermarket shopping already, and had some left over bbq chicken for breakfast.

Apart from visiting Dan, I am going to try and source a coffee plunger and some coffee for work. The free stuff is disgusting, and the coffee van guy who shows up late morning want's $4.50 a cup, which works out to $1170 a year.

Still need to work out what I'm cooking for dinner tonight too.

>>28932

Have you had plunger coffee before? I am thinking of getting one but I don't know if I will like it and it seems a bit of a risk to shell out the money.

>>28933

I haven't. It seems cheaper and easier than shelling out on a pod machine. I'd look like a bit of a knob with one of those on my desk too.

My colleague (who is back from stress leave) and I make our coffee at the same time, so a 4 or 6 cup plunger might be the go. Just take turns purchasing a bag of coffee if he's up for it.

>>28933

Take the plunge

>>28935

good one

>>28934

Would you describe this colleague as a friend?

>>28938

Yeah, I'd consider him as such. I knew him online from the hacker community, and he got me an interview after the recruiter had deemed me unsuitable. We don't hang out on weekends, but he shares memes and such out of hours, and we've traveled interstate to cons.

>>28929

I am now torrenting S2 of Kin Mosa

>>28939

That sounds nice.

>>28940

What happened to S1?

>>28942

I already watched it.

>>28943

Good man.

Does anyone else find that the less depressed they get the less sympathy they have for other people talking about how depressed they are? I just roll my eyes now at a lot of it.

>>28945

Slightly.

>>28945

Yeah, I know that feeling. Not because the depressed person is depressing, but because they can't articulate the precise reason they're depressed. I can sympathize with losing a pet, family member, home, and the like. But if it's shit that happened several years ago or something as mundane as doing something stupid, I cannot give anything more than half a fuck. It has something to do with the source of depression having to do with an individual's own inadequacies rather than tragic events they have no control over.

>>28945

I stopped going to r9k because I got sick of all their self pitying bullshit.

>>28945

No.

Depressed wank

>>28840

lol

>>28952

Good morning Cephalopod NEET.

>>28952

Morning cunt

>>28906

>>28908

>>28911

>caring about people on halfchan /soc/

I can guarantee they are all more fucked up than anyone in this thread, cluster b personality disorders to the max over there. I remember one thread about a guy who fucked girls off there who was super good looking and all the girls looked like shit irl and were absolutely insane.

Most of halfchan is underage as well, the site is dead and it's just 13-15 year olds being edgy. I could have posted something myself and got the exact same comments made.

>>28851

There's nothing special about her.

>>28925

Yeah going over to Josh's for pre-drinks and then we're going to the Ivy to meet some of Tommo's mates and a few girls before we get fucked up at a warehouse party.

>Most of halfchan is underage as well, the site is dead and it's just 13-15 year olds being edgy.

I don't think so, it's far from dead, I browse it daily, mostly /o/, /g/ and /sci/.

>>28897

lol

sure there isn't mate

>>28902

What the fuck is wrong with cunts?

>>28957

I don't even envy that sort of life any more.

Morning

>>28908

ffs mate, they're a bunch of cunts and they're doing it because that's "what you do on 4chan"

>>28963

Even here some people can't help but say nasty shit just because they are on a chan and it is a habit. Even I might have done it once or twice.

>>28962

Good morning NEET. What are you up to today?

>>28965

Heresy

>>28919

I wish I wasn't so paranoid and could open the windows at night.

>>28966

Against which religion?

>>28967

Is it justified paranoia or mental illness paranoia?

>>28925

Got home from working yesterday and the beam thing clothes hang on came out the wall because there was way too much shit on it.

Going to go to Bunnings and get a new beam.. maybe.

If they sell the middle hanging bit i'll just get a new one of those and straighten out the beam.

Need some new screws too because they threaded the holes a bit when it came out.

>>28969

Both, fucked in the head while living in a junkie area

>>28971

I am fucked in the head but I feel pretty safe in my area at the moment. I didn't use to when we had some dodgy people on the street.

>>28934

I saw a mini one that was only big enough for a single cup. The one I used to have was a pretty big one and I went through lots off coffee making them. Ended up breaking it.

>>28972

Few years ago some cunt kicked my door in and robbed me, that didn't help and now I can justify my feels.

>>28939

>shares memes and such out of hours

I'm glad I dont know chan folk irl, that sounds weird.

>>28974

I can imagine the effect something like that must have on a person. If it happened to me I would probably think about it every day for the rest of my life. It is such a violation.

>>28975

Better having chan friends irl than no friends irl.

>>28945

Yep, I was thinking about a similar type of thing yesterday in relation to my richophobia in that if I became rich I'd probably become one of the cunts I hate and not understand/remember lowly poorfag problems anymore.. because I'm a hypocrite.

>>28955

>they are all more fucked up than anyone in this thread

I find that hard to believe, they remind me of emo girls getting off on "depression" like it's a tag to give their blank personality substance when there's basically fuck all wrong with them.

>>28979

I wasn't really saying I think I am wrong not to have much sympathy for people complaining about depression any more. Sometimes I think telling people the truth about their problems might be better than simply being sympathetic about them. I think a lot of depressed people don't like to be told the truth and don't like ot have their fantasy bubbles burst. That is why so many of them try to keep other people in the bucket with them.

>>28968

Bahai

>>28980

That's all women do though, they slap a label on themselves and pretend to be a part of something they're not

>>28975

You are still trying to rationalise not taking me fishing.

>>28977

Yeah it was pretty fucked.

>>28978

I only have 2 irl friends and I think I value chan shit more

>>28984

You can see right through my veil.

>>28981

What helped me was learning that noone cares (and if they do it's just to inflate their own self worth by being "sympathetic" or whatever)

It's all on our own shoulders and it's beneficial for people to know that.. when they're ready to do something about it.

>>28985

The chans are something we will all need to leave behind us in order to grow as people. Holding on to them as if they are important to us is a mistake.

>>28983

I don't think it's just women. Some of the labels we have are less identifiable or don't have actual names but they grant us a sense of belonging in the same way.

Aye NEETo

>>28987

I agree with that. It is important to understand that we are responsible for our own situations too. We are the only ones with the power to get us out of the hole we are in. I have been a bit hard on the nazis recently because I think they have fallen into a trap of externalising their misery and blaming it on something else.

>>28968

Neetism

>>28985

>2 irl friends

Aren't you the NEET with the "missus"? Doesn't she bring a social life and group of people into your life by default? How do you manage to stay an isolated person when you have a missus?

>>28992

I have a fucked attitude where I don't hide that I don't want to have a social life.

>>28993

This missus of yours seems very tolerant of you. You are very lucky.

>>28990

Nothing can be changed except ourselves.

>the lead singer quit everything and became a Buddhist monk

>>28994

I am.

>>28990

>I have been a bit hard on the nazis recently

There's more than one?

>>28995

That might be bullshit I read somewhere and never looked up.

He is a Buddhist, I read somewhere that he joined a monastery. I cant see that in his wiki.

>>28997

I assume so. It is hard to tell.

Trips for cheesey

>>28987

I wouldn't say that no-one cares. I have felt sick to my stomach with worry over NEETs I have never met. I end up resenting them afterwards for making me feel bad by threatening suicide, but my worry at the time is real.

>>28990

What do you mean by this

>>28988

>Holding on to them as if they are important to us is a mistake.

True, but I do not think we have to leave them behind. I like this place as an escape where I am just a NEET and I can open up about myself. I find this place quite therapeutic and I would driven myself to increasing levels of anxiety without it.

>>28990

>I think they have fallen into a trap of externalising their misery and blaming it on something else.

This was me in a nutshell without the nazi shit but I . I feel that society has failed some of us though even if we are still partly to blame for our actions. What pisses me off is the sense of the community in our society, that we are all as one together but no one really give a fuck. Yet every becomes incredibility judgemental when you don't engage with the community. Beyond a nod, morning or afternoon they aint going to get much more from me.

>>29001

We never will know those we lose

>>29005

I didn't see that it was past bump limit.

>>29002

What do "you" mean by that?

>>29006

No problem, I tried to sage my post but i failed…

>>29007

"What do" you mean by that?

>>29005

There is no need to overblow the whole incident. A lot of us have problems with overthinking relatively minor things, we shouldn't be encouraged to do it out of misplaced sympathy.

>>29005

Who's this

>>29003

>they aint going to get much more from me

If you are not willing to give, then you will not receive either. That may be fine with you but understand that is what you are doing.

Man tawny gives me bad hangovers while fruity lexia doesn't

>>28897

There are plenty of muslims and gooks in rural wa at least

another day in paradise neetoes

>>29014

Maybe because the goon is weaker, so you end up drinking more of it which gets more water into your system.

>>28902

Well I guess there goes any chance of more neets deciding to make videos

I wish the dickheadneets would just stick to shitposting elsewhere

>>28975

I'd more a funny image in response to a stupid out-of-hours email a manager might send and the like. Not all that often, and not chan talk.

>>28975

When I took an IT course a couple of years back at least half the class talked like 4chan in real life. It was uncomfortable.

>>29018

If you are going to make videos you need to accept that anyone might watch them. This isn't a private club. It is a chan.

>>29020

What did that actually sound like? I haven't been on 4chan /b/ /r9k/ or /pol/ or whatever in ages

>>29016

I have cousins who live in a suburb called Paradise. It isn't paradise at all. Pretty rough, although it has been getting better this century.

>>28902

Kek that faggot thinks you're in Perth and not lizbeth

>>29022

Tbh I only go on 4chan because /tg/ is the best source of 40k codex downloada and its fucking shit you need to click on cars n shit for every post

>>29023

Take me down to the Paradise city

>>29024

I thought I was the Lizbef NEET

>>29023

I used to go to the church there.

I used to think it was a funny analogy thing.

>welcome to paradise

>graffiti all over the sign

>>29028

That the big AOG church?

>>29024

You need to get your NEETlore together.

>>29029

Yeah, they had hillsong shit and cunts who speak in tongues.

>>29005

>>29027

There are a few Lizbeth neets

>>29031

There's something very dodgy about that Hillsong dude.

>>29010

>A lot of us have problems with overthinking relatively minor things

Yes, but I do not like bullying. I h8 it when people make these judgements about people. I have seen this throughout my life, it makes people feel bad and unless you know someone deeply you should not make these judgements. I have seen people make significant life decisions based on the feedback of others that probably don't understand a person as well as they should. That is ultimately their decision but I do not think it helped them, especially when people were talking behind their back about it. I have my owns faults that do not make me perfect and try to avoid judgements of others. the guy responded saying his friend was posted in the thread, the poster responding is a nutcase

>>29012

I am willing to help anyone and go out of my way when someone is in need. I am carer for nannybot whose health is getting worse and worse. It takes a toll on me. My family wants to me stay where I am to help with her, but when I ask for help those in strong positions doctors and Cenno I made to feel that my contribution is nothing. I am doing what I do out of love for the support she provided me when I was younger, but it becomes hard when you give and give then are made to feel like scum for wanting some support back. I may be misdirecting my anger at times but I feel that I am doing a service for the community that would cost several times over if she was in a nursing home or had a higher level of government support she needs. What really angers me if I had a full-time job, what I am asking for is within the entitlements that you're allowed time off but I am treated as it's something I make up about my anxiety. it isn't pleasant feeling when I knock on nannybots door and she walks around the house trying to find me in different rooms before eventually answering the door

>>29030

Cheesey is Adelaide though right?

>>29030

We need a spreadsheet.

>>29033

The head guy Brian something's son claimed that he had cancer then God cured it and then people found out he was lying all along.

>>29035

tsk tsk, it's like you don't even care

Didn't end up buying a coffee plunger. Looked in Aldi, BigW, Dan's and Target. BigW had some, but they had a bad review on their website about the glass breaking easily. I may venture further afield in the coming days.

>>29039

I do pretty much all my shopping online.

>>29040

I do a fair bit, but sometimes I like more instant gratification.

>>29041

>instant gratification

That is why I wank in the craft beer aisle at Dan's.

>>29042

That is the very essence of craft beer.

>>29034

You are far to tender and innocent for this world.

>>29039

>Dan's

Dunno why you were expecting to find it there.

Pick up anything good from uncle dan

>>29045

He's gotta justify Saturday morning goon runs somehow

>>29045

>Pick up anything good from uncle dan

6 pack of Sly Fox beer, a bottle of cab sauv and a bottle of shiraz. The beer is a bit on the fruity side, but not unpleasant.

>>29048

>The beer is a bit on the fruity side, but not unpleasant.

I have a cousin like that.

>>29049

Does he taste alright?

>>29049

That "cousin" is you isn't it?

>>29048

Bottles of wine are a bit pooftery just get goon

>>29052

1. I haven't found a red goon I like

2. I have a bit of a self control problem.

I can have a bottle of red with dinner and be right the next morning to go out. If I had a 4 or 5 litre cask, I'd smash most of it in a day.

>>29053

Goon doesn't make you sleepy around the 2l mark?

>>29044

Very true it makes me feel like a child, but it has made me a more patient and caring person in other areas. I want to live in a world that is less cold and more empathetic to the concerns of others who need support.

On the flip side I can be a very cold and calculating person when I feel deeply betrayed (or passionate about an issue). I was very close to making a professional ethics complaint against the doctor to put more pressure on his life to make him feel pain (it's a very stressful process to get accused and needing to defend yourself). I can spend hours focused on a task reading documents and I knew what buttons I needed to press to show significant issues in the doctors judgement. I recognised though that if he cannot control himself in the early stages of his career, he is prone to making similar issues in the future. That will probably be a bigger fuck up he makes and that would be a much more pleasurable outcome.

>>29054

It probably would. Regardless, 2L would be 16 drinks in an evening and I'd be no good to drive the next morning.

Six pack of beer Saturday morning/early afternoon, and a bottle of red for dinner still leaves me under the limit.

>>29056

Fair enough

>>29055

Barenboim is a very accomplished pianist and conductor, but I'm not a huge fan of his interpretation of Beethoven piano sonatas.

>>29057

I'm sorry.

>>29055

Tbh I geniunally don't understand shit like this

>>29059

See

>>29057

>>29061

See

>>29058

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a fancy pants.

Off to bunnings.

What do you want?

>>29064

Couple of snags (no onion or sauce), and a nail gun.

>>29063

la di fucking da

>>29065

You got it, too bad there isn't eggs benedict with truffle sauce for fancyNEET

that's the downfall of being a fancy pants, lack of appreciation of the simple things

>>29067

ummm… "fancyNEET" made that request

>>29064

one gf please

>>29064

Pick me up a qt bunnings staff handy gf please.

It's a rainy day with some hot noodles. It's an alright feel.

>>29068

You know snags are poor people food right?

>>29072

Today's fancyNEET is weberNEET. I like grilled meat and sausages.

I am sorry if I came of like a posh wanker or got above my station.

>>29073

Look at this posh cunt grilling his sausages instead of microwaving them like the common folk do

>>29074

>>29062

This

Not all of us have $1000+ bbqs or fuck even a back yard

>>29075

How do you live in Australia and not have a backyard

>>29075

>Not all of us have $1000+ bbqs

FFS. I inherited a simple weber kettle when dad died.

>>29073

Are you going ot fire up the Weber today m8?

>>29075

You can get a smokeless portable BBQ for about 80 bucks. No good if you're tight on NEETbux, but there's gizmos out there.

>>29076

By being a NEET inside a shitty little apartment, dude.

>>29076

Unit not all of us can afford to rent houses n shit

>>29082

Most units I've seen have a little backyard at least. It might be different in the big city though I guess

>>29080

I get a bit less than a DSP neet but often waste money and end up broke

>>29083

Not here just a carpark, I don't even get a balcony

>>29084

What do you buy?

>>29084

What do you waste your money on?

>>29087

>>29086

warhammer

>tfw woke up severely depressed

>>29085

Well that sucks

Although I guess you have no yard maintenance then, which would make life a little easier

>>29088

Post pics of your collection please.

>>29088

The game or are you the neet who owns a warhammer?

>>29084

>Had 1K in savings

>go on an absolute binge on sex toys

>now just 150 in savings

I'm not too attached to money, but sometimes maybe I ought to be.

>tfw woke up severely impressed

>>29092

The game

>>29089

Anything making you particularly depressed?

>>29092

Someone here owns an actual warhammer? That is true fedora stuff. How do we help this NEET? I want you all to get better.

>>29093

has the onahole collapsed yet under the force of a virile NEET?

>>29094

I wake up impressed by my morning wood.

>>29100

same buy replace impressed with depressed

>>29097

>How do we help this NEET? I want you all to get better.

He might need to cave in the skulls of his enemies?

>>29100

I woke up severely impressed that it was a new day

>>29098

It is useless for home defense. You would never be able to justify it to the police. You would be better off using a standard hammer.

>>29099

Nah, I bought decent stuff. Have to get pretty damn ridiculous to break a Tenga.

>>29093

Were they any good or are they a meme

Was the NEET who said he bought used panties serious?

>>29102

Skulls for the skull throne

>>29106

Different neet here I now feel like buying used panties

>>29108

It's the most pathetic thing a person can do tbh

>>29107

We can only dream

>>29105

Overall alright. A couple were fantastic, but expensive, so yeah. Even the worst was still better than just cranking one out while tired as fuck next your desk.

>>29106

Yes.

>>29111

Who had worn them? What was it like to smell them?

>>29112

A college kid. Lot of them sell them for cheap just to get through college. Try and find an inland Australian seller if you can, shipping costs don't fuck around.

>What was it like to smell them?

Like a touch of something you know you're never going to get.

>>29109

You say that

>>29113

Did you fap with them over your face?

>>29113

What site

>>29115

Ye.

>>29116

There's so many sites for it, man. Just remember that if you're paying over $40, you're not about to get your money's worth, which automatically loses 90% of the sites.

>>29117

Sorry, NEET.

>>29118

>Sorry, NEET.

You are the strong, which the weak should fear. You will achieve gf2018

While at bunnings, this random guy who does maintenance work for rental properties around the place gave me a hand while I was looking at toilet seats.

I started talking to him and then ot him to come to my place to look at a spot I want a fence built.

For what I was asking he quoted "around the 6k mark", he could tell that was out of my price range so he said he'll look into a few much cheaper options and text me a quote later.

Seemed like a really nice guy.

I thought he worked there because he kept helping me.

>>29070

>>29069

They weren't impressed by me asking.

>>29075

lol, I was just stirring him up.

>>29095

fuck you

>>29121

It is always good to find a tradesman who is reliable and trustworthy. What are you trying to achieve with a new fence?

>>29106

he posted pics of them, along with other nippon sex paraphernalia

>>29126

My understanding was those panties were not the used ones.

>>29124

Another barrier for extra solitude.

>>29127

They were used on his head

>>29129

Yes and probably on his dick a bit later.

>>29128

Have you considered planting some screening trees?

>>29130

this excites me

>>29132

me too

>>29131

I have roses but some cunt keeps driving through my yard.

They drive up on to the curb and the through my fucking yard.

I need a fence.

HOW THE FUCK DO I TAKE A SHIT WITHOUT MY DICK TOUCHING THE TOILET

>>29137

ducttape

>>29136

I am considering setting up my home gym in the shed before it gets possum-proofed. Just how much damage can a couple of possums do to it do you think? Everything is made of metal except the padding on the bench. I should just be able to wipe any piss and shit off.

>>29140

Keep the dog out of the shed and use the ratsak

>>29141

Is that a serious suggestion? I still have the ratsak but I am very soft hearted.

>>29143

Yes.

Fuck the possums.

>>29113

Can you NEETs plz not buy roasties used up gross panties? Plz its not good for anyone.

Just either get a whore or fuck ill send u cunts my gfs old ones

>>29137

Use your thighs to hold your dick in place

>>29145

You just used that opportunity to brag about having a gf.

Dont do that.

>>29136

fuck that

>>29144

They are a huge problem because not only do they piss and shit all over my car and everything else in the shed, they also make my dog bark at night when he is in the yard and that causes me huge stress and anxiety because of the neighbours.

I do want a more permanent solution. But I don't know if I can bring myself to murder them.

>>29148

Yep, my dad said put some star droppers in the yard to fuck their car but that'd just result in angry junkies stuck in my yard.

There's no reason to do it either, they just want to be cunts and achieve their desire.

>>29145

Somewhere I read or saw footage of women (cam whores I think) that send their 'fans' 'used panties' and all they did was buy cheap new ones, spray equally cheap perfume on them and post them like that.

>>29152

If I was a cam whore I'd get fat NEETo brother to fart in them then send them.

>>29150

Is it aimed personally at you or are they just general fuckheads?

>>29154

I don't know anyone around here so I think it's just them being fuckheads.

I hope so anyway.

>>29149

Have you called the possum proofer?

>>29140

they make more of a mess than anything. had one in-between the bottom and top floor. It would always result in leaves on the ground coming out from the roof/wall gaps. and throughout the night a whole lot of noise.

not sure if it was the possum but the dry wall roof from downstairs collapsed the other week. we had stuff stored above it. but have a few extra kilos walking around there I imagined didn't do it any good.

>>29156

Yes he is sick with fluid on his lungs and doesn't know when he will be back to work. It could be days, weeks or even months.

>>29158

Time to ratsak.

Barenboim finally stopped playing, he was looking quite schizo at the end and I was getting worried.

>>29159

Would possums even choose to eat it? It is designed for rats and mice.

I wonder how many 'home handymen/con men' scope out Bunnings stores looking for easy victims?

>>28908

The term incel maybe once had a meaning but now it's just a term Redditfags like to use these days to describe people they deem as creepy.

>>29162

Just make sure you don't pay upfront.

>>29162

He was even wearing a bunnings shirt.

>>29166

That is odd. You should google his name or business name and see if he has a facebook page and reviews etc.

>>29167

All I got was his first name.

He's back.

He mentioned how being a NEET temporarily isn't bad What do you guys think?

>>29170

>rise up

sounds like work

>>29170

This guy is strange, he keeps making different channels and deleting them, this is the 2nd upload of this video.

>>29169

now he knows where I live and has my number, he hasn't sent a quote text neither

>>29171

eep.

>>29174