/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Thank god someone else did it, I was getting stressed out trying to find the right pepe

SYDNEY

15 minutes

15 FUCKING minutes that I HAD TO WAIT FOR THE NEW THREAD

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

>>21941

This is why it's lazy edition.

>>21935

also yeah the SA/NSW/VIC border is even better

ADELAIDE

>>21914

>Fast forward half an hour of confidence-pumping courtesy of mumzy and I get a text letting me know the dates are about to begin.

I wish my mummybot gave me nursing handjobs when I was nervous.

thoughts about becoming a chugger?

>>21946

Whats that?

>>21946

thoughts about becoming a CIAnigger?

>>21947

>>21949

those annoying fags soliciting money for charities on sidewalks.

>>21950

why not? you could put it on your resume!

>>21950

Oh, yeah, fuck those guys, don't become one.

>>21951

<Serial sex pest

Why would I want to put that on my resume?

>>21954

I can't eat salt and vinegar chips, shit just ulcerates my mouth.

>>21946

If you've got a tolerance for the work, go for it. I wouldn't be able to do it, and I don't give those guys the time of the day, but it pays.

>>21955

>shit just ulcerates my mouth.

Your mouth wouldn't be good for many jobs if that is the case, if it cannot handle the unexpected loads of salty and sour chips.

>>21955

after a while you build up a resistance, i think your inner cheeks or something just get a coating of mucus like your stomach so the acid doesnt get to the skin

>>21958

It does pay though? You will get paid doing it. Not sure what the confusion is.

One of these days I'm going to save all the images from all the /ausneets/ threads and dump the brainlets all in one go.

>tfw running out of food but can't be bothered going to the shops

>>21963

more (you)s than you could ever imagine

>>21964

Go for a late night NEETshop if you have one of those 24hr stores.

>>21966

I can't drive and I don't want an abo to mug my tendies

>>21939

again you beat me to it

>>21967

I'll drive you to the shops and protect you from the abos.

>>21967

>Abbos

>Mug

What.

>>21970

I hope he protects his anal potential

>>21971

they occasionally stab people, usually other abos but you never know

Is this the board for NZ NEETs do? I assume we don't number enough to have our own board…

>>21974

only if you admit that your accent is weird

>>21974

>Is this the board for NZ NEETs do?

you'll fit in here, don't worry

>>21975

You first.

Everyone's accent is weird, right?

>>21974

All NEETs are welcome.

>>21978

Even pajeet NEETs?

>>21974

>I need siven dollars to buy fush and chups

welcome

>>21979

Almost all NEETS are welcome.

>>21984

They have a job to do so no.

>>21984

I wish, my local fish shop charges like $5 for a half-scoop of shitty, doughy chips. Last time I bought them they were still liquid on the inside, I ended up throwing them in the oven to finish them myself.

Nice fish and steak burgers though, so who knows.

>>21984

>Depends, do you consider child slaves NEETs?

North Korean child slaves work for the Juche orientation system of enlightenment. I consider this education and a form of payment for recieving goods and services for their patriotic dedication. That excludes them from being a NEET

>>21987

>I ended up throwing them in the oven to finish them myself.

Ask them to cook them longer so they are very crispy. Not burnt but it is nice when they are hot and very crispy, especially with a bit of gravy on top tbh

>>21989

I would, but the poor guy who works there, half the time by himself, always looks so miserable and overworked already. Might see if they do gravy next time there, though.

It is a literal 12 second walk from my apartment door to there, though, so I feel duty-bound to patronize them every other week or so.

>>21987

huh, that's fucked

$2.50 for a scoop that more than fills me up is a great treat for a NEET

Hey does Burger King do the $2 cheese burgers over there? And does Burger King and McDonald's do the $1 large frozen drinks?

>>21988

kek

>>21989

I like my chips to have a crunchy outside but they need to still be soft inside. This is a very delicate balance. Few places are able to get it right.

>>21989

speaking of chips

HJ chips are the best among fast food. KFC ones are the worst, most of the time they are smushed up like mire solid mash

>>21991

Does McDonalds over there still sell those meme meat pies?

>>21991

I think Burger King/Hungry Jacks does do them, but most of their menu are like 4-5000 kJ burgers designed to cleave your lifespan.

I think the cheapo thing at the moment that McDonalds is pushing are $2 McFlurries. Not half bad.

>>21995

>cleave your lifespan

What an odd turn of phrase.

I'm going to quit tfw depressed posting.

>>21997

What has inspired this?

>>21997

tfw impressed

>>21998

It's socially irresponsible

>tfw depressed

>>22001

you almost made it

>>22000

I am glad you see it that way. I am very impressed.

>>21999

>tfw big impressed

>>22001

Needs to become

>tfw blessed by Dan

>>22004

Why didn't your post include a description of your most recent fart?

It's almost my 4th neetday, im worried im too stuck in my ways. Can't say im too depressed considering the hell that was my last job.

>>22006

what was your last job?

>>22007

my money is on salt miner

>>22006

>>22007

And how did it end?

>>22006

Is that four years or four days?

>>21994

they've been selling them again for a while now I think, never tried one

>>21995

shit I'd try a McFlurry again for that, fuckin more than $4 here.

>>22004

What do you suggest? A Kiwi NEET? Don't like referring to myself as a Kiwi.

The name of this board is Aus NEETs…

>>22010

I also have this question, if it was at least the third day, we could say

>On the third day wanking, I made my first my post on the gen

>>22011

Post hairy legs please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2s1I_U8xSw&t=3m31s

>all we really like is what we know

why is this lyric so comfy

>inb4 b&

>>22013

Do not listen to this man, he collects legs, trying to be the first human caterpillar.

>>22014

I LOVED THIS SHOW TOO

>>22017

hard to believe that meme is older than half the posters on 4chan now

>>22018

gooby pls

>>22013

I don't think we're any hairier than the blokes you have over there?

I lost my phone a week ago anyway so I've no camera. I should find it soon or someone might try come find me at my address.

WINZNEET is an acceptable alternative, as is aotearoaNEET. Do *not* use NZ NEET.

Anyway, can you cunts please help me craft this message to the woman I met last night? I keep looking at my profile picture and losing all my confidence; I'm honestly just physically unattractive as fuck and I can't imagine she actually enjoyed the conversation in any non-platonic way. I'm going to force myself to write to her anyway, I don't give a fuck about being rejected for once and I'd like to capitalize on that. How about this:

>Heya, I had a great time talking to you Saturday night. An old friend of mine is flying into Sydney this Friday afternoon and I'll be in the city afterward, how about drinks at [specific bar] at 8?

I want BRUTAL criticism. If that sounds beta or aggressive I need to know because I'm functionally autistic. I don't want to make her feel pressured into the meeting but I also don't want to come across as a m'ladying little cuck who disqualifies himself by apologizing and saying something like "and if you don't feel like coming that's okay too haha". Please help.

>>22006

iktf. i refuse to be depressed as long as i don't have to work.

>>22021

Fighting the other nzneet for the title will make you look alpha to your desired female

>>22007

IT helpdesk, dealing with exec boomers all day every day. got to over 1000 outstanding tickets one time. Eventually everyone else on my team quit but me, Was doing sysadmin work for multimillion dollar clients with the title of helpdesk intern. The stress changed me and I eventually got fired because I could never meet their ridiculous expectations.

>>22010

which do you think?

>>22021

I'd replace the heya, with hi or hello.

I'd leave out the friend backstory altogether and just ask if she'd like to meet at X at Y for a drink.

Texting is for logistics, not conversation.

>>22021

You are asking the wrong group of people for advice with women mate.

>>22025

and use her name when you say hi

>>22018

Indeed, I really loved Dolan I got a few good chuckles from its dark humour.

>>22021

*Use Hey

*Not certain what the old friend has to do with the date, if you going to location for a date it should be for the date.

*May be just be upfront. ''Do you want to continue the conversation at [specific bar] at X?

My experience is limited in this field though, but you want to establish the relationship IRL not online where you can be more personal about you. If she likes you for who you are, then continue talking. Most of points agree with this post:

>>22025

It's not texting as such, it's messaging through the dating app set up by the speed dating service. How about this:

>Hey Ryan, I had a great time with you Saturday night. I'll be in Sydney again next weekend, do you want to continue the conversation at Betabar at 9?

>>22028

>*Not certain what the old friend has to do with the date, if you going to location for a date it should be for the date

I need to travel three hours to get there, I can't admit that I'm driving for three hours on L plates with my mum just to have a half hour date.

>>22021

I like WINZNEET, not that I've ever had much fuckin help from them. Obviously aotearoaNEET is too long, and I'll never remember how to spell it.

I think your message is fine, and I understand the need for

>An old friend of mine is flying into Sydney this Friday afternoon and I'll be in the city afterward

but it sounds too obvious. Maybe that's fine, maybe she understands that's how the game is played and it doesn't really matter, but I would still suggest you could use different phrasing for "An old friend of mine".

>>22021

Do not mention the "old friend" it makes her seem like an afterthought. Just say Hi I really liked talking to you at the speed date things and would you like to get together some time to get to know each other better?

>>22030

>Hi Ryan, an old FWB is flying into Sydney on Friday so I'll be only slightly exhausted and ready to continue the conversation around 9, what do you say?

>>22029

>I need to travel three hours to get there

I don't want to be too brutal but that sounds like a long distance relationship, if she lives in Sydney. If you do connect and begin a relationship do you see yourself traveling this distant to keep the relationship alive?

>>22021

>taking advice from maladjusted virgins

Oh i can't wait to hear how this goes

>>22029

>I need to travel three hours to get there, I can't admit that I'm driving for three hours on L plates with my mum just to have a half hour date.

I wouldn't bring any of this up until much later if you can help it. Be careful making up stories about why you're in town, as it might prompt more questions and you'll have to keep track of your BS.

>>22029

>>22036

nah mate dont say 'do you want to continue the conversation' that sounds robotic and lame.

what you had here >>22021 was completely fine except for the 'heya' bit. you can just say youll be in sydney though, no need for the backstory.

>>22034

>Oh i can't wait to hear how this goes

another quality post from a maladjusted virgin

>>22037

good point, depends if he was talking with another autist or not though

>>22040

anything is a woman's name nowadays

>>22031

Isn't "some time" too noncommittal? She met four other men so there are probably several Chads circling as we speak, I need to act quickly and decisively.

>>22033

I would drag my dick through a sea of broken glass the length of the Kokoda trail if it meant just brushing my lips against her sweet elbow, so no, I don't have any problem with a LTR. I do need to cut out the lies though.

>>22041

Anything is a women nowadays.

>>22037

>nah mate dont say

How do you propose to bring up the date then Mr Smooth operator?

>>22040

It's short for Ryanabella.

>>22042

>Isn't "some time" too noncommittal? She met four other men so there are probably several Chads circling as we speak, I need to act quickly and decisively.

Specify a time and place.

If she wants to but can't, she'll suggest an alternative.

If she's not interested she'll say no.

>Hey Ryan, I had a great time with you Saturday night. I'll be in Sydney again next weekend, do you want to meet up at Betabar at 9?

This is my new working draft, does anyone have any criticism?

>>22040

Unless she's an especially convincing MtF, yes it is this woman's name.

>>22045

I wonder how she'd react if she found out I had ten sweaty obese unemployed virgins sitting in a Discord channel in my ear, giving me live advice? Alternatively, I think this would be a funny and silly way to introduce myself to a random woman if I made it obvious that I was following directions from someone in my earpiece.

>>22049

>Alternatively, I think this would be a funny and silly way to introduce myself to a random woman if I made it obvious that I was following directions from someone in my earpiece.

Right up until RapeNEET gets in your ear…

>>22049

You should not mention a time and date like that. You first need to know that she is interested. It seems too presumptuous.

>>22049

That sounds pretty good m8.

>>22048

different guy and intended playfully :)

>>22049

Haha, hey it's all about finding the right one who accepts you as you are. You need to find a nice NEET girl.

Gave my phone number to a couple old "friends" I ran into the other day, I thought to myself "ha why do they ask, I know they will never message me" 4 days later and im pretty smug about my prediction ability.

also why do women have so few interests? When I talk to some random guy I can always find common ground by talking about cars or property tax or something. Women seem to have no clue about anything but whatever is on their facebook or snapchat feed.

>>22052

Congratulations on your progress towards the Nurgle 2018 fuzed/fuzzed to a chair competition

>>22050

I thought rapeneet was VN (virgin, not vape, unless they're the same)?

>>22051

I cannot afford to wait around for her to suggest a time. I need to strike immediately or some square-jawed guy named Dave or Steve is going to swoop in and fuck it up for me.

>>22051

From what I understand of /r/theredpill theory:

- he already established she might like him last Saturday

- he doesn't want to appear to be making plans AROUND HER, he wants to act like he's doing something regardless

- written comms are purely for logistics

>>22056

Most women aren't forced into doing hobbies to seem interesting. For the majority, they list talking with friends, shopping, and partying as hobbies. They aren't real hobbies though. I would avoid these women since they have zero personality.

>>22045

>20 people screaming different lines in your ear at the same time during a date

sounds like a plan

>>22058

No you are making a mistake. This way you are going to get rejected twice. She will say "sorry I'm busy that night" and then you will say "lets make it another night then" and then she will crush you by saying "sorry I don't want to see you at all".

Hey NEETs, I've been depressed to the point of barely using my computer lately, So I haven't been around since gen 18 or sometime like that, anything been up lately that I've missed? going to the doctor tommorow, left the house for first time in a few days today, went to the centre of melbourne and bought myself a coffee and came home, was good and there were more whites than usual which made me happy, I hope I can adjust back to relatively normal as I start waging for the first time in my life in a week, anyway sorry for the blogpost I'll try be around now

>>22066

Good luck waging NEET. Well done getting that job.

>>22066

tl;dr

>tfw depressed

>dedication to the gen

>quality blog post overall

>>22069

Welcome back mate. I thought you vowed never to eat while waging?

>>22066

spergNEET?

I was wondering where you'd got to.

Fuck, I was going to take her to a shitty dive bar that was loud and fun the last time I went. I haven't been out at night in like five years, does anyone know of a safe fun bar in Sydney where I'm not going to get mogged to death by a billion 6'4" rich male models?

>>22065

If she tells me she's busy I'll take that as a total rejection because otherwise she'd try to reschedule on a night that she's free, right?

>>22072

the bar I wanted is permanently closed as of last august btw

>>22072

>If she tells me she's busy I'll take that as a total rejection because otherwise she'd try to reschedule on a night that she's free, right?

That is correct.

>>22070

Cheers bud

I was running late getting there so I didn't stop to get a hero roll and told bosslady then she wanted to stop and get a coffee after I said I missed breaky so we stopped there.

I only had a little pizza because I knew a big meal would root me like last week.

One of the owners of one of the businesses rocked up and told me to get down on my hands and knees and clean out the skirt things rolling doors run on, I could tell she was getting off on the power.

>>22073

Google using normie terms or social media to study normies you knew? Just prepare your wallet to get rapped by hipster prices.

>>22075

How did you hold up physically?

>>22067

Thanks NEET, I was surprised to get it as well

>>22071

Yes

>>22056

yes, one of the many aspects in which most women are inferior to men

>>22066

If you are depressed, you should plan to go somewhere, even if just for a day.

just take a train to the end of the line, stay around for a couple hours, then head back home.

maybe go to a caravan park there are sometimes interesting people there who you can talk to but will never see again, good for improving social skills

>>22080

>maybe go to a caravan park

h-h-hi h-how are you today?

<M8 just cut the crap, how much amphetamine do you want?

>>21789

That era of zappa's stuff is my favourite, it's the point when he was famous enough to afford really good musicians (he payed them salaries rather than royalties) and not before he got all grumpy, full of himself and sort of repetitive.

>>21795

I miss my school friends too but it's been too long and we've probably all changed so much that it'd be like building relationships from scratch with people you dont know.

>>21807

>Stout.

fuck yeah, my grandpa used to go on about having "tom and jerry's" (i think that's what they were called) which iirc is hot rum and stout. Good for a cold day.

I've never tried it though.

>>22080

Yeah I'm planning a long hike in the Dandenongs for after my doctor visit tomorrow

>>22077

About an hour or so from the end my back got a pinch and the back brace belt thing wasn't helping much.

The last job has two stories so carrying shit up and down them was a bit of a hassle.

I'm still a bit stiff but not too bad really.

>>22058

Rape neet is neet king

>>22082

I have queued up the full Zappa discography to torrent.

>>22085

I wonder how much money he pick pocketed from those old bags to help feed his fathers addiction.

Having to fight the temptation to start digging up potatoes before they are fully grown. I am pretty hungry.

>>22088

I thought Josef frizel is dead

>>21831

A lot of those hole patterns are the same so the mailbox might be interchangeable.

I got a new one because mine was all rusty and didn't need to drill it.

>>21835

Yeah, bunnings have helped me with doing a similar thing.

>>21867

A man can dream

>>22092

Liquid potatoes are my favorite kind

>>22093

Kek

Didn't they find an old recording for Irwin for his kids

>>22096

They did it's on Bindi's Instagram from memory, I ironically haven't even seen it yet

>>22095

I fuckin love mashed potatoes

I'm about to send the message. I'm anxious as fuck. Final draft:

>Hey Ryan, I had a great time Saturday night. I'll be in Sydney again this weekend, how about meeting up at Betabar on Friday at 9?

>>22099

Good luck mate. Keep us posted.

>>22097

>TFW you will never have kids

>TFW you will never die

>TFW you will never leave your kids a message for 10 years after you die

If I get terminal cancer I might do a national tv shitposting for you all

>>22099

Sounds good

>>22099

Just think about it. If it goes well and you get married, you'll have to explain to people that you're not gay for the rest of your life.

>>22099

Ryan here

You're such a homo tbh why are you interested in a male

>>22105

I'd go jump off a building holding a large sign saying have a wank with a goon and the sign would have Dan on it

>>22107

Ryan here

Have a goon™

>>22056

It's quite simple, they just don't need to.

Most women have a man who takes care of the yard outside, finances, major financial decisions etc., most modern women just get EatNow and microwave meals. They don't even hold up to their grandmothers cooking/sewing/craft/tailoring skills/hobbies in the slightest - because they don't have to, so Instagram and Snapchat feeds are what you get.

I don't mean it in a misogynistic way, they're simply products of these times. Just as are we NEETs, with definitely a deficit of real skills compared to our forefathers, most of us just consume media and wank for the most part.

>>22110

How can they be satisfied without a hobby

I've got a couple and yes drinking goon is a hooby

>>22066

Hope you're feeling better, some time off the internet/computer always perks me up. What job are you starting?

>>22080

>just take a train to the end of the line, stay around for a couple hours, then head back home.

this is good advice, especially if you have train lines that don't go through housos areas and between 9AM-11AM you only really get old people and Uni students since the wagies and schoolkids are all at work and all the dropkicks and scum of society haven't gotten out of bed yet.

>>22106

alsoo Rh names are a bit homo tbh

>TFW I've got $60 in my acc and a week from monies and no goon

>>22115

See

>>21940

>>22111

I have a few hobbies myself. I love gardening, kayaking, hiking, prospecting/metal detecting, lifting, general backyard maintenance and used to be quite into fishing too.

Most women are inundated with social attention with the internet these days which works excellently for them as women need more social contact than men do. Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter and Tinder as well as Facebook is all a modern woman needs.

>>21876

>>21872

Beautiful

>>21892

I still dont understand how these come up, I'm going with the telekinesis rationale.

>>21902

wojak

>>21915

>I tell a normie woman a silly made up story about my tranny experience in Thailand and she is absolutely disgusted.

>It's too late to take this emotional nutrition back and there's nothing anyone can do about the fact I feel validated.

These have been truly exceptional posts, I feel really good for you.

It's not a gf but I know what you mean by

>Every time she touches my hands or I touch hers, I get tingles

After such a long time of being alone and without contact that is like heaven

good on you for doing it man.

>>22114

I was going to counter with Rhiannon but remembered I saw her kiss a girl

>>22120

We will have one after the Ausneets BBQ.

>>22099

Make sure it's 9PM on a Monday-Thursday, otherwise you're in danger normie zone.

>>22121

>stitch bar is an actual place

I feel tempted to drive to Sydney that day meet there and ask "are you anon I'm Ryan"

>>22124

STOP BEING NARKY

I WANT TO BE THE NARKY NEET TONIGHT

I was going suggest a beta meet up at the Stitch Bar this Friday at 9

>>22126

he met her before so he knows what she looks like

>>22120

Can we include American psycho

I really like it and it shows being a wagie ruins your soul

>>22128

Has he actually

>>21928

without >>21930 you are liable to force us to expose our NEETwrath.

>>21933

I can see and feel your frustration.

>>22130

>>22127

Sydney neet meet it is then

Who else is up

>>22131

prev thread at the end, you get the whole story

>>22029

>three hours

Canberra anon?

I might know someone who could help

>>22135

Mate that's not the group photo

You should know the one

>>21955

I dont like salt and vinegar chips neither but the other day I got some "blackstone" (aldi brand chips) balsamic vinegar and sea salt chips and they were great.

>>21956

I used to be something similar, most of them are on commission pay, so it only pays if you are good at manipulating people into making terrible decisions.

>>22137

Nice

A NEETmeet would be superb

>>22125

Oh my god why didn't you tell me this before I sent the message? I'm trying not to hyperventilate here, of course a Thursday is going to be the better choice... Friday night at any alcohol establishment is Chad central. What if they try to bully me in front of her? It's happened to me before, although with a female friend instead of a date. Should I carry a knife tucked into my belt just in case? just kiddingI know it should be a razor in my boot

>>22124

My message is so bland and forgettable. I should've included a joke about something we discussed last night. I hope all the other guys she dated that night had autistic disorders.

>>21979

As long as they post their poojeeta sisters

>>21993

HJ chips are great, they did a good thing changing to the ones they have now.

>>22144

To be perfectly honest I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable neeting up with anyone who isn't a named regular on this board. If we're not careful we could end up walking into a wagie ambush.

>>22139

You reminded me of this time I shortly worked as a vacuum salesman

Did 3 days learning about the vacuum cleaner the next day in the morn I did a demo i fucked up then spent 6 hours tricking people into them giving me their number for the business

Next day realised you only get money if you do a sale or lots of demos

Told no demos today just tricking people

Then I quit then and there

Never got payed the $15 for that one demo either

>>22153

I'd love to hoon her ara ara's

>>22154

Nice pic

>>22148

Wait at least a couple of days

>>22152

STOP

I want to read more erotic non-fiction stories

>>22155

>>22012

That sounds like a part of the 12 days of NEETdom.

>>22155

Maybe of I committed Dan sign suicide trace will come here

>>22020

You're on probation til we get that pic.

>>22164

>>22159

Fair enough if I die I won't live to ara ara trace

>>22168

who is he

I'm out to get goon before the goonery shuts

>>22169

Don Burke, he's just a misunderstood person with autism according to his ACA story

>>22170

Godspeed.

>>22152

She doesn't seem like that kind of person at all. If she's going to reject me she'll probably tell me she's busy on that day and that will be that. is it really that autistic to ask her when she's free if she tells me she can't make it on the date I suggested?

>>22058

>rapes for his dolebux

>is a virgin

tsk tsk

>>22059

>no reply

he's too much of a brainlet to see the mistake

>>22173

I thought for ages that that song was sung by a guy.

>>22078

>Yes

You alright?

>>22174

>he's too much of a brainlet to see the mistake

I made both the original post and the brainlet post. I just felt too defeated at the stage to make a post after fucking it up that badly…

>>22175

Until a few days ago I thought this song was sung by a woman

>>22180

Do you want to meet up with other Adelaide NEETs?

>>22181

I am too autistic for that.

>>22180

What about a true classic

>>22182

That's a shame.

I'd go to a NEET-meet but we're all pretty scattered around the country.

We should all meet up in Tassie during the winter and scout out some land for the NEETcompound.

>>22185

The world cannot allow that much concentrated spaghetti in one location.

>>22183

Chopper would be fine too.

>>22184

I wouldn't mind meeting up with people from here, I miss having real life friends. Maybe one day I wont be so autistic.

>>22190

Give her a hard day or two to make up her mind about whether or not she wants you around, after that I'd call it a bust.

>>22086

Umm. I dont think that's a great move tbh, there's over a hundred albums. There's still 1000's of hours of unedited recordings, enough for another album every year for the next 50 years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Zappa_discography

I'd start with (these are in chronological order, not best to worst)

Freak Out!, We're Only in It for the Money, Hot Rats, Weasels Ripped My Flesh, Over-Nite Sensation, Apostrophe ('), Bongo Fury, Sheik Yerbouti and Joe's Garage

They're just the tip of the iceberg but there's some good stuff in there

There's a dvd called The Dub Room Special and that should be your starting point imo.

This video is shit because heaps is cut out, most of zappas stuff is taken off youtube

The piece has no actual notation, just rhythmic indicators. Each musician has to make it up on the spot.

These are cool too, there's heaps of cool shit

https://youtu.be/u7SFtnOX5eA

https://youtu.be/gSUHGcVda0g

>>22191

>Maybe one day I wont be so autistic.

It won't happen by accident. You have to choose to do things that take you out of your comfort zone. Like meeting your friendly local NEETs.

>>22193

Thank you for this advice. I have bookmarked your post and will use it as my guide once the torrent is downloaded.

>>22194

That's throwing myself in the deep-end which means I'll probably come out worse than I started.

>>22194

Wise words.

I believe this is something that all NEETs must face eventually, without choosing, but by force.

>>22196

You are determined to be miserable. I can see the flaws in your thinking very clearly in the way you express yourself. You sound just like the guy who was telling us all the absurd and bad reasons there was no way he could get his drivers licence.

Any other neets especially good at remembering faces? I think I have a legitimate superpower, I can walk past someone I met ten years ago and immediately recognize them at a glance. I want to see how well you friends do at this test, it only take a couple minutes.

https://greenwichuniversity.eu.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_e3xDuCccGAdgbfT

>>22189

My visual memory is fucking amazing, I must've seen the original photo of that pepe more than half a decade ago and I identified it immediately. Do you have the IRL version?

>>22199

>My visual memory is fucking amazing, I must've seen the original photo of that pepe more than half a decade ago and I identified it immediately. Do you have the IRL version?

I remember it too, but unfortunately I don't have the IRL version.

>>22198

I can get my full licence in a few months, I'd be more than happy to take NEETs out for driving lessons.

>>22201

That is very generous of you.

>>22194

Why didn't you post the image with the guy that was 50 year old NEET. He had a breakdown when asked about his life because he just afraid of everything in life and therefore achieved nothing.

>>22087

I was trying to but I'm only just catching up now.

>>22185

We have a few neets relatively close

In Vic we have 2 Gippsland neets and 1-3 Melbourne neets **Is monk still a Melbourne neet or has he fully moved to Jakarta*"

In wa we have 2 Perth neets and a albaneet

In SA we have 2 Lizbeth neets

Qld has a brissy and a cairnsneet

NSW and ACT has a south sydney neet or two, a Monaro neet and a Canberra neet

We also in NSW have a neet 3 hours from Sydney but that's either the Monaro or Canberra neet

>>22092

>irishman telling NEETo to not eat the potato

>>22199

Got like 10/14. I'm fucking terrible with faces, names, voices, streetnames and anniversaries, though.

So like a Memorylet.

>>22205

I meant to say that he might be Canberra or Monaro but he could be dubbo or hunter or some shit

>>22114

heh

I get it. I know you dont really mean it though

>>22206

>Irishman telling people to get drunk off of said potato

>>22121

>A better man would have included a joke.

post "jk" when he replies

>>22180

I've never watched mad max

>>22143

I've unironically thought this many times.

Where is ryanneet

>>22146

A man after my own heart, with a razor

thank you and welcome.

>>22148

>she

you ruined the story

>>22143

I do it for free and of my own free will

Though if you're willing to pay oh danny boy

>>22217

>>she

Has

>>22218

Like dropping a cheaky tenner for Dan

>>22151

They're leeches. Exploit lowly people to work for them to exploit more lowly people.

>>22220

>>22161

That's the only way I'd show off more than my legs or gut.

>>22223

Don't post weird spooky goblins like that without a warning.

>>22221

I fucking know

>>22221

>tfw at the bottom of the pyramid scheme

>>22200

Disappointing tbh. I fapped to it one time.

>>22173

great song

>>22179

I thought that for ages too

Hey neets

Wagie here and in convoy I said it took me a year to get my job and were more confused when I said I was looking for a job

You fucks are right, they don't get it

>>22222

Checled

>>22179

I thought the same about the Hansen brothers song

>>22231

Congrats on being promoted to wagie. Or demoted. Matter of perspective, really.

>>22189

That's not his hand

>>22201

iirc you need your full licence for 2 years

>>22234

I saw the music video for mmmbop and thought the singer was a girl because his hair and face. I like Hanson's other song.

>>22237

Not if you're over 25

>>22231

I wish you had included the additional words in this post which would have made it make sense.

>>22233

I take back my original suggestion of chopper, that movie seems very more appropriate

>>22239

ah cool. didn't know that.

I'm on p2's too

>>22240

>>22240

When I said i was looking form an entry job

>>22243

and the rest of them.

>>22192

Yeah good call, I'll hold out hope until Tuesday evening and then call it a rejection.

>>22233

I've never heard of this film and looked up the blurb and it sounds really good

>>22241

I was expecting a weirdo movie full of sensationalist shit for the sake of it. It's got some truly touching moments and i related with him way more than I wanted to.

holy SHIt cunts since when did it display the day next to each post like: (Sun) etc etc

>>22245

>TFW no one checks your fuck up of a post that got quints but at least you cucked an aifag out of the get

>>22247

In one of my videos I say there's a 60 foot anime girl (it isn't but I dont know what anime is) anyway that part of port adelaide is where some of it is filmed iirc

>>22251

>>22232

>>22251

I checked it but it wasn't worth a reply

>>22248

The description on Wikipedia got me very interested and the imdb score seems descent. It's on the much watch list. Thank you for the image, it began my interested. I am watching Gook tunes now and a Gook tune image didn't get me interested

>>22253

that was mW

>>22252

>>22252

I was down in port the other week

Didn't see any animu girls

>>22249

Since you changed timelines to the neets control the world universe.

>>22251

Thank you for the (you) sorry for my rudeness in not responding. my Dan post >17777 got no replies except for my own post, imagine that feel now

>>22249

I was in the am/pm universe myself

Let it be

>>22262

I'm ahead on a win/loss ratio and keeping it that way

>>22262

Was the sperg out gambling related, please tell us more? I like reading about sperg outs.

>>22264

Guess I was in the wrong part to see it

>>22262

Well done mate you are doing well.

>>22266

A lot of my posts ARE sperg outs. You can watch them live.

>>17777

Nobody beats Dan Murphys

NOBODY

>>22259

Are you another Adelaide NEET? The BBQ is going to be huge.

>>22269

And this is Bernard Richie and welcolme to the wide world of neet spurg out

>>22269

b-but I don't remember this sperg out

it pisses me off

>>22272

No I'm a nswfag

What does

Trying to get property of non-object /8chan/howitzer-base/http/post.php:1164

mean?

Have any of you had it before?

>>22276

it means have a wank

>>22276

I get it occasionally. Usually my post goes through but is delayed a bit. I don't' know what causes it.

Monaro neet here

Is the Sydney meet this Fri going ahead

I'm feeling utterly despondent. It's been another unremarkable week and here I am staring down another. The only good thing about the past fortnight is that I didn't spend all of my Cenno-bux, managed to keep around $60. Payday tomorrow…

>>22270

cries a tear Thank you, I didn't even get one reply before

the beer doesn't taste so good tonight

>>22280

You need to spice up your routine. Break out of your comfort zone. do something different.

>>22281

Have a goon

>>22280

I'm on $40 and have to wait till Wednesday night

>>22282

Have a goon

>>22282

Abos may have pissed in it.

>>22287

I don't want to go outside to buy goon

Just did a rather large bellowing fart.

Might be time for a poo soon.

>>22289

If you're an East fag the shop is shut

>>22284

I think your post should be quoting the post number one down in the sequence

>>22276

rip, shitpost police are on their way. or maybe a shit php program is leaking server info. Either way we're finished.

>>22292

It was for that one

And the next post of mine was for the one after

Don't question my logic again or my large iron bar comes out

>>22294

>tfw when the next volunteer on the following shift doesn't use a Dan image to respond

>>22295

Have a goon

Dan is too stingy to afford proper bandwidth and its the end of the Internet month so we have to be stingy

>>22296

>>22298

>tfw severely impressed by the Dan (you)s

>>22297

Why would anyone go to first choice

Its so tacky

>>22279

I wasn't aware of any Sydney meet.

>>22297

>severely depressed but the competitor has to offer

>>22299

>TFW refreshed

>>22301

He is just shitposting I think.

>>22304

Aren't we all doing a bit of shitposting?

>>22208

Yeah I'm hunter region. I'll be at stitch on friday if she agrees and if not then a neet-up would be nice

Big poo

>>22301

Stitch bar 9pm Friday

>>22306

Sorry I can't give you a lift then

>>22021

Read chateau heartiste.

>>22308

I knew something wasn't right that gay bar doesn't have any fire exists

>tfw https://8ch.net/ausneets/res/21937.html#

>>22305

I never shitpost.

>>22314

Oh you!

>>22310

Holy fuck

>>22312

What was the gay bar where some top cunt replaced the lube dispencer with acid

>>22313

What is this feel?

>>22318

f5

>>22317

He was an idiot and set off a sensor that got him caught

>>22319

I am not smart enough to understand what you mean. I am sorry.

How come people are talking about an adelaide NEET meetup now but when i suggested it a few days ago everyone was all skittish.

can't wait for the brisbane meetup at the Beat

>>22323

I'll beat for a wank

>>22322

I will meet up with you in a few months if you want.

>>22322

The Adelaide neetup is a meme tbh

>>22321

The F5 button on your keyboard (function key 5) refreshes the page in most internet browsers. That doesn't make sense as an answer to >>22318 though. The post at >>22313 meant "tfw lazy" because this gen is the lazy edition.

>>22325

I'll keep that in mind.

>>22322

There is no adelaide neetup buddy, don't bother thinking about it too much

>>22327

I understand now. You were operating at several levels above me.

>>22330

I wasn't any of those guys, I'm just a NEET who likes to explain things.

>>22331

explain why I don't have a gf

>>22332

You didn't search hard enough for one

>>22333

what locations should I be targeting, big brain neet?

>>22334

Think of the kind of girl you're interested in and go to where she would go.

I might have to get out a bit tomorrow to escape that tfw depressed for a while

>>22327

>>22321

No it isnt. f5 is refresh

>tfw refreshed.

REFRESHED

TFW

>TFW REFRESHED

>>22337

>tfw auto refreshed

>>22337

It is even smarter than I had imagined. I had no chance.

>>22340

Last time i put thought into anything.

>>22341

It is wasted on us. Pearls before swine.

>>22335

My ideal girl would also never leave her house

>>22342

At least being a swine means I strike fear to the Muslims and Jews of the world

>TFW ctrl-w

>>22343

then just break into hers

painkillers in my gut, lasagna in the oven, bout to put myself and some radox in the bath, just picked up the bass and auto piloted myself into a cool groove in Cm Dorian after not picking it up in months, outsmerted the brianlets with my f5 pun, sucking on a mint,got some sanpellegrino orange drink

>tfw it can only get worse

>>22344

They don't fear swine they are just disgusted by them.

>>22343

You might have to meet her dad then.

>>22345

REEEEEE

>>22347

Sounds comfy.

>>22350

lel

>>22348

Well if I disgust the rulers of the world I'd call that a win

>>22350

This post warned me not to do it.

>>22350

You fell for it didn't you

>>22349

Now where do I meet her dad