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 No.133601[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Spare a thought for all the mummybotless neets sleeping rough without heating tonight.

 No.133602

OLD

>>132791

OLD


 No.133605

niggers tongue my anus


 No.133607

Toasty by the fire. Some rum would really finish the moment. Too late to head to Dan's.


 No.133609>>133612 >>133628 >>133801

My work for the dole is coming up after 52 weeks of unsuccessful job seeking. If I cancel my newstart for 2 months and then reapply for newstart, does it reset? Do I get another 52 weeks of newstart without WFD?


 No.133610>>133613 >>133614 >>133615 >>133621 >>133622 >>133801

How badly do you think I could get fucked over if I bought a car for 1-2k on gumtree cars sydney?

I just want it to drive to the beach to surf


 No.133611>>133627

Fuck sake guys, its too fast now. My short term memory is extremely deteriorated, making it hard to remember posts from a few hours ago for the purposes of discussion. I used to be able to retain things much better a few months ago. I'm 20 this isn't fair.

I'm giving the Bacopa monnieri a go as someone recommended. Got some swisse ultiboost memory and focus, which contains it among other things. Will report results.


 No.133612

>>133609

Get a med cert


 No.133613

>>133610

It depends largely on the car and what condition its in. Just get a corolla to be safe, they are fairly reliable


 No.133614

File (hide): f50b0befd4dbc99⋯.jpg (1.84 MB, 1920x7881, 640:2627, carzGuide.jpg) (h) (u)

>>133610

don't know if this helps


 No.133615>>133618

>>133610

Depends what you're thinking of buying.


 No.133618


 No.133621

>>133610

Don't do it, go for 5k minimum, or even better 10k with 100,000km on the clock or under, it will last you a good 5 to 10 years if you service it regularly.

Don't buy a shitter it will only cost you more in the long run.


 No.133622

>>133610

If you don't know shit about cars then buying a shitbox from some rando is a bad idea. Either get someone who knows what they're doing to help you or save up a bit more.


 No.133623>>133624

File (hide): b2d160bdf807dee⋯.jpg (105.17 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1371168954626.jpg) (h) (u)

I think I just lost about $2500 in newstart payments. I didn't go to DES appointments and the person on the phone told me med certs don't cover you for them. Eh maybe I'll update later.


 No.133624>>133625

>>133623

>I think I just lost about $2500 in newstart payments

>Eh maybe I'll update later.

The NEET mindset in just two lines


 No.133625>>133626

>>133624

I meant update the situation so other cunts dont make the same mistake


 No.133626

>>133625

update the situation in the thread


 No.133627

>>133611

>My short term memory is extremely deteriorated

Make sure you get all this documented by doctors. That is DSP territory there.


 No.133628

>>133609

>52 weeks of unsuccessful job seeking

It is time to stop job seeking and start DSP seeking.


 No.133630>>133631

File (hide): c97f3ffe542e099⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 2560x1536, 5:3, Brekky.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw…

Morning cunts


 No.133631>>133651

>>133630

Good morning m8. Brekky looks good, although I'd be a bit suspicious about the quality of the coffee but I have never tried it.


 No.133632>>133633

I am struggling to fill in the time.

I have lost interest in pretty much everything.

My last standing hobby was politics and news, but I am starting to find it all too depressing now.


 No.133633>>133635 >>133637

>>133632

Gym, fishing, surfing, running, lifting, kayaking, boxing/MMA, coding/programming, casual/P.T. job, distance education University, make your own YouTube channel are all respectable and good hobbies/interests

Any inspiration there anon?


 No.133634>>133651

File (hide): a1b9fd331a29405⋯.gif (990.19 KB, 400x323, 400:323, c00l.gif) (h) (u)

<get the last nintendo switch from big w

<have no one to play with on arms

fugg


 No.133635>>133636 >>133638 >>133639

>>133633

Most of them are ruled out because I hate going out in public and am self-conscious and socially retarded.


 No.133636

>>133635

<most of them

pick one or die.


 No.133637

>>133633

Alternatively, he can try and learn to draw. It's so incredibly soul crushing that it lures you back in constantly if you're autistic and can't stand not being able to do something.


 No.133638

>>133635

Most you can do on weekdays and there will barely be any normies there or people will just be there to train and will literally not give a shit what you're doing, I recommended those all because of minimal social interaction (important for myself personally)


 No.133639

>>133635

Try working past those things. You're enabling yourself neeto


 No.133640

The problem isn't that I can't think of anything I could be doing, it's that I don't WANT to do anything.

Anything I try to do I lose interest in really quickly. I just have no motivation at all.


 No.133641>>133642 >>133643 >>133645 >>133646 >>133648

File (hide): c634c85647e4d1a⋯.jpg (47.25 KB, 664x373, 664:373, letter.jpg) (h) (u)

Popped out of the house to to get the mail, look what I found!

A Parisian letter addressed to yours truly (a French admirer?).


 No.133642>>133644

>>133641

Open it nigger


 No.133643

>>133641

open it and cum on it


 No.133644>>133648 >>133651 >>133699

File (hide): 67e15108ce4d033⋯.jpg (24.45 KB, 647x330, 647:330, letter2.jpg) (h) (u)

>>133642

First my dear NEET, to check the return address. Oh… how unusual.


 No.133645

>>133641

Darknet purchases?


 No.133646

>>133641

>anon's long lost rich 3rd cousin French ancestor died leaving multiple Paris apartments and a huge countryside estate valued at a total of $20M USD accompanied with a designated busty french maid qt to take back to australia


 No.133647>>133648 >>133650

File (hide): ca80a0b17b3d079⋯.jpg (34.53 KB, 605x354, 605:354, letter3.jpg) (h) (u)

Hmmm… it's too early to be a birthday card. The paper is hardly Hallmark stock, this is business mail. Let's see what's inside.


 No.133648>>133652

>>133641

>>133644

>>133647

This is all very exciting.


 No.133649

File (hide): 15da511ec31288b⋯.mp4 (9.8 MB, 256x456, 32:57, 15da511ec31288b178b5362c85….mp4) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Started doing pushups. Doing sets of ten, can't reach ten proper pushups with perfect form so I'm doing girl pushups until I work my way up. Try and do 3x10 through the day.


 No.133650

>>133647

hurry the fuck up you fucking Italian pizza shit


 No.133651>>133654 >>133655

>>133631

The coffee was better than any I've had from Maccas and HJ's

>>133634

I want a Switch just to play the new Zelda

>>133644

The suspense is killing me…


 No.133652

>>133648

>tfw this is the highlight of your day


 No.133653>>133656 >>133664

Just uploaded this vid. Enjoy NEETs :)

http://motherless.com/70443A2


 No.133654

>>133651

I have never bought maccas or HJ's coffee because I don't need to try it to know how shit it would be.


 No.133655>>133664

>>133651

zelda fucking sucks, 0% fun, you still have to buy dlc like a retard but if you were a retard you would have a wii u and already pirated that shit+dlc. all the cool kids will be playing splatoon 2 or arms instead, like why would aynone want to casually play arms


 No.133656>>133658 >>133664 >>133712

>>133653

Can someone tell me if that vid is safe to click on please.


 No.133657>>133659 >>133660

File (hide): 933b5680e1913a2⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 4904x2848, 613:356, letter4.jpg) (h) (u)

International mail from a mystery French connection, my… That's grid paper, have I been sent a math problem? I think I'll peek inside


 No.133658


 No.133659

>>133657

I've already lost interest.


 No.133660>>133661

>>133657

LSD tabs bought from Darkweeb?


 No.133661>>133662 >>133663 >>133665 >>133667

File (hide): feb683751604b4a⋯.jpg (1.64 MB, 4448x2680, 556:335, letter5.jpg) (h) (u)

>>133660

That would be in violation of Australian law. Then again, is it considered a crime if you don't get caught?


 No.133662

>>133661

>obese fingers.


 No.133663

>>133661

>those fat as fatass fingers


 No.133664>>133666 >>133674

>>133653

VN, please stop…

>>133656

The vid description is "teen girl spreading her big white ass". She's ugly and not worth watching imho.

>>133655

The Zelda series is one of gaming's GOAT. But that doesn't mean everyone (You) is going to like it. Isn't that "Arms" just a tech demo? Looks like a gimmick to me


 No.133665

>>133661

Fuck me m8, you do have big fingers. I guess you're a growing boy.


 No.133666>>133670 >>133695

File (hide): 1c2c64f76d9df5a⋯.jpg (55.74 KB, 880x640, 11:8, 1496025147781.jpg) (h) (u)

>>133664

How'd you know it was me?

She's perfect btw. My favourite MFC slut.


 No.133667>>133669

>>133661

Looks like customs took a sample of it anyway (the punched hole), so it ain't LSD


 No.133668>>133672

File (hide): dc3ef25c5dae8c4⋯.jpg (2.57 MB, 4920x2792, 615:349, letter6.jpg) (h) (u)

My hands are big-boned. They're robust. If hand-type was a field on OkCupid they'd be considered husky.


 No.133669>>133672

>>133667

Customs usually leave a note if they have searched your letter or package.


 No.133670>>133676

>>133666

>Satanic trips

This isn't my first NEET gen, my circly friend. I wouldn't not fuck that chick, but she's not my type. Is she Australian?


 No.133671>>133673

File (hide): dd989c79943e6ac⋯.jpg (63.83 KB, 689x459, 689:459, letter7.jpg) (h) (u)

I don't think customs has touched this one, neets.


 No.133672

>>133668

Now you're just pissing me off. Show it already!

>>133669

Not if they took something for themselves


 No.133673

>>133671

Don't go any further, it's a bomb!!!


 No.133674>>133685

>>133664

zelda ain't even close to goat, i spent 90 hours on that botw, it's just fucking garbage. if you came in for puzzles, walk the other way. if you came in for dungeons, jump off. if you came in for gameplay, 180 spin. if you came in for open world, play stalker:coc instead.

Arms however, a tech demo wouldn't be 60fps and wouldn't be fun too. This game is pure fun, you slam kids and keep fucking winning with a rock hard boner, some people say it's

<competitive

but it's just easy fun and wins because kids play it much like splatoon.


 No.133676>>133685

>>133670

Nah, Hungarian IIRC. Eastern euro girls are so perfect.


 No.133677>>133678

File (hide): bc55efd0da8cfca⋯.jpg (1.61 MB, 3929x2953, 3929:2953, letter8.jpg) (h) (u)

Please do not view the following image if you pay taxes


 No.133678

>>133677

Just what the fuck are you spending my tax dollars on young man?


 No.133679>>133680 >>133681 >>133683 >>133687

File (hide): f5b60166ca414d5⋯.jpg (1.4 MB, 3257x2889, 3257:2889, letter9.jpg) (h) (u)

It smells like… vinegar? What could it be?


 No.133680

>>133679

crystalline semen


 No.133681

>>133679

sachets of old cum


 No.133682>>133686 >>133709

https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidslutsclub/comments/6mlfbu/testing_my_limits/

>'Hi, I'm a 20 year old Asian uni student in Aus. To cut to the chase and give you a background on my slutiness, I am in all senses of the world a three hole toy. '

I bet this is an opportunity for some of you degeno NEETs who don't consider gooks worse than roaches.


 No.133683

>>133679

vinegar


 No.133684

Drugs are bad


 No.133685>>133698

>>133676

She's Hungry-arian for your neet-bux

>>133674

Like I said, not everyone's going to like it. Yet I find it strange that you spent 90 hours on something you consider "fucking garbage". Was the first 80 or so hours not so garbage?


 No.133686>>133688

>>133682

>only allows you to use three holes

Dropped


 No.133687

>>133679

BO you degenerate smack-head you


 No.133688

>>133686

Is your pecker small enough to fit in her ears and nostrils?


 No.133689>>133691 >>133692

File (hide): 0f1490f77f0ef63⋯.jpg (1.72 MB, 3361x2858, 3361:2858, letter10.jpg) (h) (u)

That's not vinegar I'm smelling. The scent, I recognize it now! The name is on the tip of my tongue!

Haribo? Hordenine? H…


 No.133691

>>133689

Horseradish


 No.133692


 No.133693>>133694 >>133696

File (hide): 6e00bce1a20c117⋯.jpg (2.53 MB, 4825x2809, 4825:2809, letter11.jpg) (h) (u)

Oh, yes of course: heroin!

I'd just like to thank all the wagies who made this possible. An extra special round of applause, please, for the good people fighting against the drug-testing of neetbux recipients. Shots all round!


 No.133694

>>133693

I had hoped it would be a less degenerate drug.


 No.133695>>133700 >>133713

>>133666

VN why don't you just go on Tinder or talk to random bogan NEET girls at your local shopping center?

Potentially embarrassing yes but for someone so fixated on sex and all that with a female isn't it worth the potential reward?


 No.133696


 No.133698>>133702

>>133685

first 4 hours is was alright but then the rest was absolute garbage, you know when someone tricks you into thinking "it's going to get better!", more like it kept getting worse.


 No.133699

>>133644

>no return address

what a lazy vendor

I have never ordered international before. Was your anxiety through the roof waiting for it to land?


 No.133700>>133706

>>133695

I want my first time to be special. I'm satisfied (nah I'm not but anyway) just fapping for now.

One day though, once I've improved myself enough, I will go and search for a girl. I hope to land a chubby, kind brunette.


 No.133701

>posting your newly aquired illegal drugs on a forum that has attracted police attention in the past

You're not going to find any thicc white women in jail m8


 No.133702

>>133698

That still means you spent 86 hours playing a game you considered shit


 No.133704>>133705

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.133705


 No.133706>>133708 >>133714

>>133700

How old are you? Why not start looking now? I hope you don't fall into the "I only need to x or do y before I can get a gf"

If you don't mind on the heavier side of chubby I reckon even a NEET like yourself could find a decent brunette


 No.133707>>133710

File (hide): f2c78f58bfaa1f5⋯.jpg (277.73 KB, 1280x854, 640:427, tumblr_ofbe5vHK2l1rgbdnzo1….jpg) (h) (u)

Speaking of brunettes,

Best hair colour?

http://poal.me/bvkvxt

yes nigger, tumblr


 No.133708

>>133706

She would have to be mentally ill as well as fat.

Such girls do exist, but you need to be careful.


 No.133709>>133715

>>133682

I actually encourage degeneracy sometimes online, I think certain people have no chance of being saved whatsoever, the best part is this dumb bitch has taken pics of her face and attached it to her account and has already leaked a lot of her details.

She needs to be outed in real life so no guy gets fooled by her.

I usually like encouraging American sluts in particular, halfchan's /r9k/ has a lot of them.


 No.133710

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>>133707

White/grey is the only way.


 No.133711

File (hide): a176eb6ac179309⋯.jpg (29.95 KB, 216x234, 12:13, feelsmadmanpepe.jpg) (h) (u)

A lot of degeneracy on the general today.


 No.133712

>>133656

It's motherless you dumb cunt


 No.133713>>133716

>>133695

I'm on Tinder, there's thousands of sexy sluts on there. 99% of them don't give you the time of day.


 No.133714>>133716

>>133706

I'm 23 years old.

>Why not start looking now?

Because no girl would want me in my current state, and I wouldn't want them to want me anyway. There's nothing to love about the way I currently am. I need to improve myself to the point where I am confident in myself and feel like I can dedicate extra energy not only to myself but to a girlfriend.

I have nothing to offer a girl at the moment. I would honestly turn down an 8/10 qt GF right now because I have nothing to offer her and she'd only distract me.

I don't mind on the heavier side of chubby, as long as she has a nice fat distribution, with the majority of extra weight in her legs and butt. Nothing is a bigger turn off to me than a woman shaped amorphously. Yes, a little, or even a lot of chubb, but make sure you carry it well in the right places.


 No.133715

>>133709

She honestly disgusts me. Her alien gook face, her boyish, flat, emaciated body. I would turn down even a blowjob from her. I'm surprised she's got all these men to fuck her. If you aspire to be a sex object at least look good.


 No.133716>>133717 >>133728

>>133713

Have you not had any luck with any? Not even a 4/10 or 5/10? Maybe try some new pics or a new bio?

>>133714

Fair enough, I just feel that you really have to avoid the mindset of having to do one little extra thing before you're "ready" to have a gf or anything like that because the list will just get higher and higher.

There's shit tons of dropkicks that are dumber than anyone in the NEET general by a long shot who have gfs and are just massive pieces of shit, I think most NEETs deep down are genuinely good people


 No.133717>>133718

>>133716

> you really have to avoid the mindset of having to do one little extra thing before you're "ready" to have a gf or anything like that because the list will just get higher and higher.

I agree, but it's also true that some times you're just not ready. Sometimes you do have to prepare for things before you dive in.

Gotta find a balance.


 No.133718>>133719

>>133717

How long do you think it will take for you to be ready?


 No.133719>>133720

>>133718

A year and a half if all goes to plan.


 No.133720>>133721

>>133719

What's involved with your plan anon?


 No.133721>>133722 >>133726 >>133727 >>133729 >>133731

>>133720

Have to try and fix my health up a bit. Ideally that would mean getting on TRT but if that's not possible legally I'll just do it illegally.

Have been having joint pain and other joint symptoms for a few years now. Initial blood tests (which were quite extensive) revealed no pathologies, but I'm now seeing a rheumatologist and we're digging a bit deeper. I'm going to push for an MRI on my knees and shoulder joints and if that comes back clear (along with the new blood tests we're doing) I will have to self-treat, probably with peptides like BPC-157.

Have to get back into lifting. Start squatting, deadlifting and benching again, and get back to decent numbers and a decent amount of muscle mass. Have to lose a bit of weight.

This isn't by any means a complete list but it's the bare minimum before I start seeking out female company.


 No.133722>>133723

>>133721

What are you going to do about your personality?


 No.133723>>133724

File (hide): 712746da5104468⋯.jpg (68.63 KB, 907x624, 907:624, 1471818212078.jpg) (h) (u)

>>133722

My personality is pretty good. I can make interesting conversation about pretty much anything; if somebody has an interest, chances are I know a bit about it. I honestly feel like when I want to be I'm a fairly easy going, good bloke.


 No.133724>>133725

>>133723

Have you been diagnosed with mental illness?


 No.133725


 No.133726>>133730

>>133721

You're a couple years younger than me and I think I'm fucked.

Consider this: women our age have had literally a decade of relationship experience and have played the field. They've experienced Womanizer Chad, they've experienced Bleeding Heart Chad, they've experienced the full range of Chads and normies. It might be acceptable for a man our age to enter the dating scene after dedicating his life to his studies or the family business but even then it will be exhausting to deal with his naivety and lack of experience. Women our age are having CHILDREN and getting married, they're five years deep into their careers and every day they're exposed to established and handsome and high-status men.

Not only do we not meet their standards, we also fail to meet the standards of their friends. We don't even consider this because it doesn't matter to men whether our friends approve of her, but this is a huge consideration for women when they're choosing a partner.

Can you imagine introducing yourself to her friends who also have 10 years of relationship experience? Fucking lol.


 No.133727>>133730

File (hide): 965605fc7d0fec2⋯.jpg (125.89 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, divorce.jpg) (h) (u)

>>133721

I would keep this in mind.


 No.133728

>>133716

I did hook up with one 5/10, she was a lot fatter than her pics. I made her cum. I didn't hear a peep from her after that and still haven't to this day which is fine to me.


 No.133729>>133741 >>133779

>>133721

What sort of numbers were you lifting?

I use shit form on over head press and bent over rows and I get away with it fine, never have any problems despite being older than you


 No.133730

>>133726

Just don't care, if you don't care no one else will. Most women are easily swayed and impressionable, they have little original thought of their own for the most part.

>>133727

>molymeme

But there is truth in that the more partners a woman has had the less stable she'll be, even more reason to get a young one before Chad takes them all


 No.133731

>>133721

deca is great for joints.


 No.133732>>133733 >>133734 >>133735 >>133740 >>133770

What are you guys up to?


 No.133733

>>133732

Bout to go do a poo


 No.133734>>133736 >>133737

>>133732

I am downloading DIY handyman/building videos from YouTube. I want to learn to do shit one day.


 No.133735

>>133732

making dinner


 No.133736>>133738

>>133734

>one day


 No.133737>>133739

>>133734

You don't know how to do a shit?


 No.133738

File (hide): d6534a0a6a3f078⋯.png (202.63 KB, 495x495, 1:1, middlefingersmugpepe.png) (h) (u)

>>133736

We're all going to make it.


 No.133739

>>133737

Of course I know how to do a shit. But I want to learn how to do it right. No wipe necessary, never anything left on the porcelain after the flush.

I will keep the thread updated on my progress.


 No.133740

>>133732

Drinking coffee

Might crack open the laptop for a good heated shitposting session in a minute.


 No.133741>>133742 >>133743 >>133746

>>133729

Lifted about 1/2/3/4.

Lifting has never affected my joints. I have some sort of disease that is damaging them or irritating them in some way. I was initially sure it was RA but most of the RA tests have come back negative. It's likely to be autoimmune, possibly seronegative Sjogren's syndrome. We will see.


 No.133742>>133744

>>133741

Have you considered that it might be Hypochondriasis?


 No.133743>>133745

>>133741

thats pretty solid anon, how much did you weigh with those lifts??


 No.133744

>>133742

No, if anything it's the opposite. I ignored my symptoms for so many years as they destroyed my life, hoping they would go away. Finally, recently I've been forcing myself to actually go to doctors and get it figured out.

The lesson here lads is don't put off going to the doctor because you're scared of what might be revealed. The earlier you catch whatever you have, the better, in every case.


 No.133745

>>133743

Pretty heavy, around 110kg. At the moment I'm at 115kg and looking to cut to 100kg eventually. I'm not looking for a cut look and I have a fairly stocky build in general but my weight at the moment is simply too high.


 No.133746>>133747 >>133750

>>133741

>1/2/3/4

Can someone explain this jargon please?


 No.133747>>133748

>>133746

I think they're numbers


 No.133748>>133749 >>133750 >>133751

>>133747

But what is the thing inbetween them?


 No.133749>>133752


 No.133750>>133753

>>133746

>>133748

60kg overhead press

100kg benchpress

140kg squat

180kg deadlift


 No.133751

>>133748

italicized I


 No.133752


 No.133753>>133754

>>133750

Thankyou. But what does the jargon mean? What does the 1,2,3,4 refer to?


 No.133754>>133755

>>133753

1 = 1 plate on each end of the barbell

2 = 2 plate on each end of the barbell

3 = 3 plate on each end of the barbell

4 = 4 plate on each end of the barbell

1 plate = 20kgs, so 20kg bar plus 1 plate (on each end of the barbell) would be 60kg


 No.133755

>>133754

Oh that makes sense. Thankyou for explaining that.


 No.133756>>133757 >>133761 >>133792

>tfw went and a had a large hsp last night

It was huge, my shits have been nuclear


 No.133757>>133758 >>133759

>>133756

a large what


 No.133758


 No.133759>>133760

>>133757

halal snack pack m8e


 No.133760

>>133759

Foreign muck. A real Aussie has a plain boiled saveloy and declares himself satisfied.


 No.133761>>133770

>>133756

Might get Chinese tonight


 No.133762>>133764


 No.133763>>133766 >>133773 >>133782

I told my mother I was sick of her and needed a break and that she should stop calling me or sending her stupid text messages.

And boys it has been heaven not having to deal with her. I didn't realise just how stressful she is.

It is not just that I don't have to deal with her calls, it is knowing that she won't call in the future either. All that stress of what she might be calling about. Gone.

Maybe I should cut the crazy old bitch off permanently?


 No.133764>>133765

>>133762

You're on a roll today VN


 No.133765

>>133764

The night is young, sluts walk the street in need of a good rape


 No.133766>>133767

>>133763

you might regret it one day but who am i to judge?


 No.133767>>133768 >>133769 >>133773

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>>133766

How much abuse is a NEET obliged to take from his crazy bitch mother before he is allowed to cut her off?

Every time I feel like I am getting a bit better and the depression is lessening, she strikes.


 No.133768

>>133767

My mum just gave me 5 gbps for flushing the toilet


 No.133769

>>133767

Greentext how it went m8


 No.133770>>133771 >>133772

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>>133732

Enjoying a hot cuppa and a piece of cake. Watching TV. Torrenting shit I'll never watch. Might have a piece of chocolate soon. Wondering if BO OD'd on that heroin. Going to fap later.

>>133761

I would too if I had a spare $200


 No.133771>>133776

>>133770

What sort of cake you eating m8?


 No.133772>>133776

>>133770

>spending $200 on Chinese

Aye imagine that


 No.133773>>133774

>>133763

>>133767

Depressed_NEET? Isn't your mummy locked away in one of those padded rooms?


 No.133774>>133775 >>133780

>>133773

No they let her out and she is still batshit crazy. The drugs do nothing.


 No.133775>>133777

>>133774

I wonder what drugs.


 No.133776>>133778

>>133771

Something that has jam in it. Not too sure but it tastes nice

>>133772

I was thinking of Chinese hookers that charge approximately that much per hour, though most Chinese take-aways are pretty expensive.


 No.133777

>>133775

She is on aripiprazole


 No.133778>>133780

>>133776

Where do you live? You could go to a dodgy Chinese masseuse and get your dick sucked


 No.133779>>133783

>>133729

replace ohp with z press, ohp too much leg drive, z press removes all leg drive so you can't cheat at all


 No.133780>>133781

>>133774

Do you think/hope she'll ever get better?

>>133778

Nah none of them round here


 No.133781

>>133780

I see no reason to expect her to get any better. Why would she?


 No.133782>>133784 >>133787

>>133763

What does your mum do?

I thought you were NZNEET and had grown a spine for a second. NZNEET is genuinely abused by his mum, his stories are hilarious. That reminds me NZNEET, you were going to regale us with some more funny mummybot stories.

Also, why is 8chan's captcha so utterly fucking retarded? Doing one captcha per 24 hours here is harder than doing one every post on halfchan.


 No.133783>>133796

>>133779

Z press doesn't develop your core like OHP does. It's a pathetic inferior BB exercise. The solution to leg drive is to stop leg driving, but if you leg drive a consistent amount that's fine too because progress is progress.


 No.133784

>>133782

8chan barely even works at all a lot of the time


 No.133785>>133786 >>133802

File (hide): 137418da7182370⋯.jpg (1.2 MB, 2500x1875, 4:3, gundagai_view.jpg) (h) (u)

I'm beginning to feel like Bilbo or Frodo from LOTR, shortly before they set out from Bag End. I want to go out and leave my home behind for an adventure, video games and imageboards can only sustain me for so long.


 No.133786

>>133785

I tried that. I ended up having a regrettable sexual experience followed by a psychotic episode. Limped home and didn't leave the house for two years afterwards.


 No.133787>>133789 >>133790

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>>133782

Yeah, I'm still a fucking invertebrate. Mum's bullying me into choosing a course at uni that I know I'm going to fail because muh anxiety only allows me to study online.

Nothing funny has happened lately, I've been looking after the kids all day every day during the school holidays and my mental state is deteriorating. I can't go to the gym during the day, I can't visit the library or go for daywalks, I'm stuck inside with kids 24/7.

The same inability to take charge of a situation which led to all that bullying earlier in life is making it difficult to maintain authority over my siblings. I try to be reasonable and listen to their arguments so I end up having half an hour discussions with an eleven year old on the validity of my demand that he tidies up the pasta that he's just splattered all over the kitchen floor. I feel like some kind of retarded ogre when I make "because I said so!" justifications but it's the only way I can bring an end to the constant """""debates""""" that involve me trying to express how I feel about a situation and him saying whatever he believes will result in him expending the least possible effort.

He's a miniature version of a normie; the lazy or selfish or cruel impulse comes first, then comes the justification. No attempt at introspection or self-critique, ever.

I wanted to make a video on piss-bottling techniques but I haven't been able to get any time alone.

Oh, actually I do have a story. It even involves a mummybot.


 No.133788>>133790

>The same inability to take charge of a situation which led to all that bullying earlier in life is making it difficult to maintain authority over my siblings. I try to be reasonable and listen to their arguments so I end up having half an hour discussions with an eleven year old on the validity of my demand that he tidies up the pasta that he's just splattered all over the kitchen floor

Mate surely there is some kind of limit on how beta a man can be. At this point you'd even be better off staying constantly mildly drunk so you have more confidence.


 No.133789>>133790 >>133807

>>133787

>piss-bottling techniques

I've always been kind of curious about how this works. Do the people who do it just have tiny dicks that fit in the hole? Do you use some kind of funnel? Is piss ending up all over the floor a normal occurrence?


 No.133790>>133791 >>133806

>>133787

I tried writing the story out but it's making me cringe. It's just another iteration of my socially retarded/anxious behavior, nothing exciting, might do it tomorrow.

>>133788

The issue is that I'm just delegating these tasks. I wouldn't give a feel if the kitchen floor was totally covered in food but it makes me anxious to know that mum is going to come home and screech at me if anything is unclean so that's my motivation for telling them to clean up after themselves. Do I just pretend to care about cleanliness?

>>133789

There's a science to pissing in bottles, I wrote a short manual last year but I'd like to make it more accessible by uploading an audio explanation. Now that I think about it, I could record some practical demonstrations of the different techniques and upload the compilation to the NEET section on pornhub.


 No.133791

>>133790

Maybe you can become a bottle piss coach


 No.133792>>133803

>>133756

What sauces did you get? Pls tell me about meat quality and chips.


 No.133793

Anyone here had a golden shower?


 No.133794>>133818

Had a few cones. Now I feel depressed and tired.


 No.133795

>dad has tomorrow off work and is almost out of pot

>has said he's not getting more because D&A testing are coming in at his work

Time for another week of him going off at anyone over anything.


 No.133796>>133797 >>133798

>>133783

You can't do z press if you have a weak core in the first place, it's the king of ohp but people don't do it as they probably cant even z press the bar alone and it hurts their ego.


 No.133797>>133798 >>133799

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>>133796

z press is such a reddit lift. only a manlet would do it as a cope.

fuck off man


 No.133798

>>133796

>>133797

standing OHP is more fun

that settles it for me


 No.133799>>133800

>>133797

At least AD looks like he lifts.


 No.133800

>>133799

Do you look like you lift?


 No.133801

>>133609

I'm working on trying that, I'm 6 weeks in now.

>>133610

I got a Hyundai Lantra for $500(unregistered) the trim was missing on the passenger door but other than that it was fine and ran for years until I sold it to my cousin who crashed it. It really depends on the kind of car you are looking for, some cars like Lantras and Excels just keep going.


 No.133802>>133804

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>>133785

Same. The trouble is that this world is not made for such excitement, there are no adventures to be had.


 No.133803

>>133792

Bbq and garlic sauce.

>meat quality

M8 it's donner meat, I don't think it's that good quality but it was delicious, chips were great too


 No.133804

>>133802

Yes there is if you're into larping


 No.133806>>133819

>>133790

Are you talking about that picture you made in paint with your pencil sized dick fitting through the handle of a milk carton? Kek


 No.133807

>>133789

>Do the people who do it just have tiny dicks that fit in the hole? Do you use some kind of funnel? Is piss ending up all over the floor a normal occurrence?

You don't have to get it into the hole, just close enough that it will certainly go into the bottle. A funnel would be a nice idea, but I can't be bothered. After I fill mine up I just put it into a rubbish bag and into the bin.

Sometimes after pissing I forget to hover to let some of the drops come out, and then a small drop goes on the carpet. I clean it when it happens however. They are very convenient when you get up in the morning or at night, or are still in your bed and you need to piss extremely bad, and do not want to disturb anyone. I have to be quiet using it when mummy is home though, it is hard to piss into it silent. When she is at work though, I can piss in to the bottle with maximum pressure and efficiency without limiting piss flow.


 No.133808

*Also my dick is 6x6 I think, not small


 No.133811

File (hide): 5105cf69ff7f2f7⋯.jpg (118.02 KB, 684x924, 57:77, U4dyx6t.jpg) (h) (u)

I am up early because I was in too much pain to sleep.

My shoulder this time, I can barely move it.

A few days ago it was my arm on the other side.

I am in pain all the time just from sleeping. Why have I suddenly started injuring myself in my sleep? I haven't changed anything.

Why must my body betray me like this?

Why must life constantly be like this?


 No.133813>>133816

even wrapped in 2 blankets im fuckin freezing


 No.133816>>133817

>>133813

My obesity protects me from the cold.


 No.133817

>>133816

>tfw obese piece of shit who grew up in a cold country town but I still can't handle cold weather


 No.133818>>133821

>>133794

ice cream in winter is a bit wild neeto


 No.133819>>133820

>>133806

Nah there was a written companion piece with an explanation on all the different methods for bottlepissing and their benefits. A section on disposal/concealment, the risks you run and so on. Also, fuck you, anyone can fit their penis through the handle of a milk bottle.


 No.133820>>133822

>>133819

Do you have a section for girlneets?


 No.133821

>>133818

Good weather to put the billy on though.


 No.133822

>>133820

>girlneets

Put them straight into the recycling bin.


 No.133823

when I was using piss bottles (I was living in a hostel and had to leave my room to walk to a disgusting communal bathroom) I used these big empty 4L water bottles. They had a really wide mouth that I could get my dick in, although sometimes it would touch the edge which was a bit damp and icky.

Shaking off the last few drops was always a problem so what I started doing was just keeping some TP handy and shaking off into that, and then putting it in the bin.


 No.133824>>133825 >>133827 >>133831 >>133834

File (hide): 6a554e914a68016⋯.jpg (111.63 KB, 764x938, 382:469, 1494473807937.jpg) (h) (u)

Has anyone here given up hope?

I have to say, I haven't yet. I still hold immense hope for my future. I truly believe I can dig myself out of this hole.

But time is running out. I'm already 23. Before long I'll be 30 and my healthspan 60% over.

HELP ME


 No.133825>>133826

>>133824

I only gave up hope recently. When I was your age I always anticipated that success was just around the corner. A lot of the time I thought I would be REALLY successful and become famous or something similar.

I look back on it all in embarrassment now.

That is not to say it is impossible. Just make sure you set yourself small goals that are within reach and take small steps towards where you want to go, and make sure you have a realistic understanding of your capabilities.


 No.133826>>133828

>>133825

How old are you? What are your circumstances?


 No.133827>>133829

>>133824

Yes, there was only one thing I ever wanted to do and now I can't. At the moment I just live day to day trying to find things to do and buy things to keep me distracted, I don't know how long that can last.


 No.133828>>133829 >>133830

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>133826

I just made a video on this subject the other day.


 No.133829

>>133827

>Yes, there was only one thing I ever wanted to do and now I can't.

What was that?

>>133828

Watching now.


 No.133830>>133836

>>133828

You are 34, interesting. Are you a NEET? Are you a virgin? Your life I think has to serve as a warning to younger NEETs like me.


 No.133831>>133832

>>133824

I'm 30, I've given up on ever trying to find a job or fit in with society and accepted that I'm an oddball, been on dsp for 4 years and I'm pretty comfy, if you have any friends hold onto them, no matter your circumstances, I guess I'm lucky since I do have a small circle of friends and are not really judgemental of my situation, also find a hobby and focus on it.


 No.133832>>133833

>>133831

how did you get dsp


 No.133833>>133835

>>133832

I really don't know, I've been going to psychiatrists, psychologists and Dr's since I was 18, eventually my Dr said it's probably time I should apply for DSP since my condition is not likely to improve, my psyghologists agreed, they got all the paper work in order and everything else, then I went and saw one of centrelink's psycholgosists, they went over everything then about a month later I was on the DSP.


 No.133834

>>133824

I've put out and rekindled my hope so many times that the terms have become meaningless


 No.133835>>133837

>>133833

interesting. ive never seen a psychiatrist or psychologist or any of that, im just not that kind of person. i have serious mental health issues but im not the type to seek help or talk about them or any of that. its one of my major flaws in general, i never ask for help, i never admit that im in pain or hardship. sort of a stupid thing a lot of men do, me being one.

i really want to get on dsp but i think its going to be impossible for now. i will just try and get some work tutoring or something.

do you live alone or still with parents?


 No.133836>>133838

>>133830

Yes I am a NEET. No I am not a virgin but I last had sex a LONG time ago.

I hope my life serves as a warning, but you might find it hard to avoid repeating my mistakes. I wish you luck though.


 No.133837

>>133835

I've got schizotypal personality disorder, I probably would have never gone to a psychiatrist either but the panic attacks I started to experience at work completely crippled me, then the other symptoms like paranoid thoughts and everyone being against me took hold, i'm the same in not wanting help or being a complainer - whinger what ever.

Yes I still live with my parents but I'm probably going to apply for social housing at the end of the year and just save as much money as I can to get a car or motorbike.


 No.133838>>133839 >>133841 >>133848

>>133836

Just finished watching all ur vids man. its interesting, keep making them.

i identify with you regarding always having to make contact with friends and organise to hang out rather than them ever initiating that contact, it's something that has always frustrated me. i only have 2 friends at the moment, one i've known since grade 3 the other since grade 7 (i am now 23).

i'm just realising at the moment that all those hopes and dreams i had for myself and that my parents had for me might never come true and it's scaring the shit out of me. i'm in a really deep hole at the moment and i dont know if i can get out.

have you considered buying some land in the outback for cheap and dumping a shed on it and living there? sounds pretty awful ur current circumstances being surrounded by all those houses


 No.133839>>133840

>>133838

Yes I am currently considering buying a block of land out bush and living in whatever way I can afford to. I am saving my money currently and should have enough by the end of the year. I am not decided on whether to do it yet because it might end up being too much stress and I will end up killing myself out there after a few days.

As for your hopes and dreams, I have given up on all of mine. It actually doesn't feel as bad as you might think. I have come to realise I used to be a narcissistic sort of person with unrealistic ideas about my talents. It has actually been an improvement to be more in touch with reality now.


 No.133840>>133844 >>133848

>>133839

I would do it man, where have you been looking? Add $15k for a solar + battery setup so you can have a consistent, reliable power supply and you are eligible for free NBN satellite which isn't bad (25mbps generally, ping is high but that's fine if you don't game).

Are you on Newstart or DSP or something else? Where do you get your money?

I don't think I am narcissistic but I do think I am talented in some key areas, maybe that is just a delusion after all. Have you considered using drugs like LSD, magic mushrooms etc? I have heard they can fix depression and totally change your life and you sound like you're genuinely mature enough to get the most out of them.


 No.133841>>133842

>>133838

Letting go of your dreams really isn't that bad, it can actually be a weight off your shoulders, and perhaps even a way to repurpose your life.


 No.133842>>133843

>>133841

You only get one life, might as well strive for greatness.

If we had multiple lives I would agree with you.


 No.133843

>>133842

>You only get one life

I wouldn't be so sure about.


 No.133844>>133845 >>133846

>>133840

>Add $15k for a solar + battery setup

I will only have enough money for the land. It will take me about 18 months to save another 15K on DSP.

I have not done any of those sort of drugs. I am anti-drug in general. I don't believe in miracle cures.


 No.133845>>133853

>>133844

fuck you're on the DSP as well? when did you get on that?


 No.133846>>133847 >>133849

>>133844

>I am anti-drug in general.

You still need to grow as a person if this is your attitude mate.


 No.133847>>133850

>>133846

His attitude is quite reasonable, it is you who must grow.


 No.133848>>133860 >>133863

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>>133840

Why is ping so retardedly high in Australia? I've lived in half a dozen houses within NSW and none of the connections have given me consistently low ping even to servers located within the same city. It's always been 50ms+ with huge fluctuations that making gaming an exercise in frustration.

>>133838

Have you ever thought about your life as a positive feedback loop? It seems like it really applies to success and failure; the more you fail, the fewer opportunities you'll have and the lower your chances of making good use of the opportunities you do get. As a result, you fail more often which lowers your chances etc.

Success seems to work the same way, a kind of upward spiral.

I wish there was a positive version of depression where you just keep realizing all sorts of positive things and end up walking around euphoric for years at a time. How the FUCK could it be helpful to the human organism to have the potential for crushing lifelong depression that stops you from even getting out of bed?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.133849>>133850

>>133846

Not him, but drugs are generally harmful - It's why they are illegal.


 No.133850>>133851 >>133852 >>133856

>>133847

Incorrect. Being generally averse to drugs is fine, but having a hard anti-drug stance is stupid because they can be useful for many ends.

>>133849

Hahaha you stupid brainwashed fuck. Magic Mushrooms are not dangerous at all, they have no addiction potential and no overdose potential.


 No.133851

>>133850

Mushrooms can cause mental health issues though.


 No.133852>>133854

>>133850

I've taken shrooms, lsd, dmt, it's not at all insightful, you will realise this when you grow up.


 No.133853

>>133845

I have been on DSP for almost 3 years.


 No.133854>>133855

>>133852

Grow up into what, a worthless old NEET simply waiting to die?


 No.133855

>>133854

Not into a drug fucked junkie.


 No.133856>>133857

>>133850

>Magic Mushrooms are not dangerous at all

See this story here:

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/remains-of-australian-man-owen-rooney-who-went-missing-in-canada-seven-years-ago-are-found/news-story/058782d12e0184a7d33d8a8d846ac02a

They found that poor cunt's remains just the other day after magic mushrooms sent him crazy.


 No.133857

>>133856

So spooky, don't do drugs kids!


 No.133858>>133859

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.133859>>133862

>>133858

Hows it going cock juggler?


 No.133860

>>133848

>Why is ping so retardedly high in Australia?

poor infrastructure and large land mass


 No.133861>>133866 >>133873

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.133862

>>133859

Nice and hard


 No.133863

>>133848

I have consistently got 5 ping to domestic CS and TF2 servers. Yes, 5 ping.

>How the FUCK could it be helpful to the human organism to have the potential for crushing lifelong depression that stops you from even getting out of bed?

Good question. Can anyone offer an explanation for this? Depression makes you essentially useless while happiness and euphoria makes you motivated to do things. Surely we should be kept happy by evolution.

Evolution seems to lick sticks a lot more than carrots I reckon.


 No.133864>>133865 >>133892

File (hide): dd5f48a61b6fae3⋯.jpg (127.29 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1499872382170.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw still in bed


 No.133865>>133920

>>133864

usually im just waking up at this time, recently ive got into a better sleep schedule and have been waking at about 9am which is awesome and feels really nice.


 No.133866>>133867

>>133861

Pretty good, highly recommend exercise, I jog 5km every morning, do some dumbells 3 times a week, been doing this since the start of the year and i've lost close to 30kg, only need to lose another 10kg and I'll be at my goal weight, also does wonders for your mood.


 No.133867>>133868 >>133920

>>133866

Yeah I agree that exercise does make you feel better.

I hurt my arm a couple of months ago and had to stop doing my usual lifting - I can barely use it to pull up my pants right now - and I have been frustrated that I am losing my muscle mass and can't do anything about it.

I also stopped going for my daily walks because the winter weather sapped my motivation.

I hope to get back into both once spring comes around.


 No.133868>>133869

>>133867

Ah that sucks, I've found that lifting doesn't feel as good as cardio, maybe because I only have a set of 40kg dumbbells and a cheapo bench, it definitely has toned my arms and shoulders quite a bit, but it could also be because i've lost a shit load of weight. When i reach my goal weight I might join a gym and start doing some more serious lifting and see how it goes.


 No.133869>>133920

>>133868

I generally get a good rush after a lifting session. It is a pretty good reward for only a few minutes work. I feel better for the rest of the day.

I have never had any interest in going to a gym. There is something I don't like about it - it is too contrived, too unnatural if you know what I mean. There is something very modern about it. A building that exists solely to service vanity. It is kind of like why I hate the very idea of an exercise bike. You should go for a real bike ride instead of sitting inside and not going anywhere while pedalling and watching TV.


 No.133870>>133920

This job search is hanging over my head. Really can't be fucked doing it?

Anyone else notice they changed the form? you don't have to report as many details now like where it was advertised etc.


 No.133871>>133872

Boys none of you should be doing this job search bullshit.

Get your mental health issues diagnosed and get out of all that bullshit. It is by far the easier route.


 No.133872>>133875

>>133871

How do I get the ball rolling?

Will it take a lot of gp visits to get a cert?


 No.133873>>133874 >>133876

>>133861

Imo you're completely wrong about you can't be physically healthy if you're not mentally healthy. Have you ever been halfchan /fit/? There's heaps of anons with great bodies that are also turboautists


 No.133874

>>133873

*to halfchan /fit/


 No.133875>>133883

>>133872

Your desire for a "cert" is thinking too small scale.

You want a permanent solution. You want DSP.

You need to get your GP to refer you to a psychiatrist for a full diahnosis of your mental health conditions.


 No.133876

>>133873

There's more to physical health than having a good body though, the stress that is put on your brain and internal organs is real.

Optimistic people live longer, people that report higher levels of happiness again live longer even controlling for suicides and whatnot although I suppose unhappier people are more likely to abuse alcohol/food/tobacoo etc. though, regardless I get your point


 No.133877>>133878 >>133881

<instead of going to the degenerate fish and chips, where the chinks don't even bother waiting at the front and you have to ring the bell.

>go to friendly chicken and chips which they also serve lamb, actually putting chicken salt on my chips.

everything is alright.


 No.133878>>133879 >>133881

>>133877

I thought fish & ships was an umbrella term that also covered chicken & chips stores.

Could be that because I'm in an inland city (Canberra) and we practically only have chicken & chips stores that I was mistaken though.


 No.133879>>133881

>>133878

it would be confusing if the local area had two stores named "fish & chips", so the second store was aptly named "chicken & chips".


 No.133880>>133881

I got fish and chips two days ago. The fish was good - big pieces of battered butter fish for $5 each - but the chips were absolute shit.


 No.133881>>133882

>>133877

>>133878

>>133879

>>133880

>not getting fish and rice with the hot sauce you put onto the fish getting really good amongst the rice that has a little oil on it

healthier and tastier


 No.133882>>133884 >>133885

>>133881

I am Australian.


 No.133883

>>133875

In order to get a med cert one must think like a med cert


 No.133884>>133886

>>133882

So am I.


 No.133885

>>133882

I'm a Jewish aboriginal


 No.133886>>133887 >>133888 >>133898

>>133884

I can't even look at rice any more. Just makes me think of the yellow devils and the destruction of our nation.


 No.133887>>133889 >>133890

>>133886

are you a proponent of the white man's carb source (pasta) instead then?


 No.133888

>>133886

the hooked nosed ones or the flat nosed ones?


 No.133889

>>133887

bread and pasta get my approval, yes. Although pasta is not on my menu often.


 No.133890>>133891

>>133887

italians are shit skins.

Potatos are the white mans carb.


 No.133891

>>133890

t. thinks feral Sicilians in Australia are representative of most Italians


 No.133892>>133895 >>133897 >>133953

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>>133864

>tfw double shot coffee after a caffeine break


 No.133893>>133894 >>133923

>tfw broke until sunday


 No.133894>>133896

>>133893

Is that when you steal from the collection plate at church?


 No.133895

>>133892

>that webm

I might do some sit ups today out of boredom, and I want to harden up this soft squishy flesh

AWAKEN MY MASTERS


 No.133896

>>133894

I steal tendies from the collection plate at the neet church


 No.133897

>>133892

>tfw you can't just keep a low caffeine tolerance

Tolerance levels are a jewish trick to make innocent neets spend more money, I'm sure of it


 No.133898

>>133886

It makes me think of cute animemes


 No.133899>>133900 >>133902 >>133903 >>133905 >>133925 >>133936

Might have one of those sachet cappucinos, only beverage in the house. I'm getting another taste of living alone now my parents are on holidays for a month and it is great. If there was a goal I could seriously motivate myself to achieve it would be being able to live by myself.

What are you guys doing tonight?


 No.133900

>>133899

Tonight I am on the internet.


 No.133901>>133904 >>133925

Who here uses vitamins?

Are they a scam or the real deal?


 No.133902

>>133899

Have a few glasses of scotch, maybe a fap or two then head off to bed.


 No.133903>>133943

>>133899

Might watch the second f1 practice session, otherwise it's just the same old internet browsing


 No.133904>>133907

>>133901

The evidence on vitamins is they are useless if you are not actually deficient in the thing you are taking, and actually may be harmful to you.

Do not take them unless you are MEDICALLY DIAGNOSED as deficient in something. And then try and make up your deficiency in a more natural way than taking a supplement unless that is impossible.


 No.133905>>133906

>>133899

Watching that absolutely brutal chink dating show thats on sbs viceland.


 No.133906

>>133905

This beta chink is spilling his spag everywhere.

Oh my god.


 No.133907>>133908

>>133904

Problem is it's hard to know what you're deficient in and symptoms can be nonspecific. Blood tests usually only test for a specific vitamin, is it even possible to get a test for all vitamin deficiencies simulataneously in Aus?


 No.133908>>133909

>>133907

You can get extensive blood panels but you need a referral from your gp. Most of them a reluctant to do so in my experience.


 No.133909>>133910

>>133908

Have you had it done?


 No.133910>>133911

>>133909

Yeah several times.


 No.133911>>133913

>>133910

What did you get tested?


 No.133912>>133915 >>133941

Who here is competing in this year's neet Olympics?

I'm competing in biggest poo and the fapping sports


 No.133913>>133914

>>133911

blood lipids, electrolytes, liver values,kidney values and a shitload of vitamin and minerals of which I can't remember all of them. Your gp will go through a big form with you which he sends of to a pathology place, I just got him to tick everything.


 No.133914>>133918

>>133913

anything come up as abnormal?


 No.133915

>>133912

I'm competing in spectating


 No.133918>>133919

>>133914

Only low iron. Waste of a few hundred dollars.


 No.133919

>>133918

What did you do to correct your iron deficiency?


 No.133920>>133921 >>133922 >>133928 >>133929

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>>133865

I get up at 5:30

t.former NEET

>>133867

I stopped pretty much all exercise during Summer due to the heat sapping my will to move. I'm walking more now than back then, it's actually nice going for a long walk and barely breaking a sweat.

>>133869

>I hate the very idea of an exercise bike

I'd prefer that than gamble with my life on the streets, plus you don't have to wear a helmet on an exercise bike.

>>133870

You are doing it online aren't you? I only ever filled out the 'required info' fields.


 No.133921

>>133920

I bet this face-tatted Chad will get a job before any of us here.


 No.133922

>>133920

normies gonna norm


 No.133923>>133924

>>133893

There's a dumpster out there with your name on it


 No.133924

>>133923

Just make sure he stays away from my dumpsters, I get first pick of the litter


 No.133925>>133927

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File (hide): 99ff0953a078f8e⋯.jpg (124.86 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, Caltrate.jpg) (h) (u)

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>>133899

I'm about to go to bed

>>133901

I've used a lot of pic-related Berocca which has been effective after numerous alcohol binges in the past - excessive alcohol consumption depletes certain b-vitamin reserves - I take the Caltrate every few days just for the vitamin D and the Centrum was bought recently as it was on special (half price) so I thought I'd give it a try. I do feel more 'alert' about 5 minutes after taking a Centrum tablet but that's probably because of the added b-vitamins. My diet isn't that good so they must be having some real/positive effect…?


 No.133926>>133936

File (hide): d4ae15f3f87513e⋯.png (88.77 KB, 350x350, 1:1, Vita Gummies.png) (h) (u)

If you've ever been turned off multi-vitamins by their taste then give these a go


 No.133927>>133962

>>133925

Are you NZ Neet?

I would replace your Caltrate with straight vitamin D tablets, you can get 400 1,000 IU vit D tablets for about $15 in any chemist. B vitamins are good but I think you feeling alert is simply a placebo effect. I take a B complex as well as an individual B12 supplement.


 No.133928>>134001

>>133920

>that nzneet gets neetbux but ours doesn't


 No.133929>>133930

>>133920

Just grow your beard out, you stupid prick.


 No.133930

>>133929

or he could get that surgery to turn himself black like robert downy jr to match his iq


 No.133932>>133933 >>133935 >>133962

Was sitting in the carpark doing my food delivery gig waiting for a job to come through, a car with two guys in it pulls up next to me.

One guy gets out and walks up to my window pulls out his wallet and asks how i am, he then tries to give me $70. I ask him why hes giving me money and he says he thought i was his dealer.

We both laugh and he gets back in his car and drives off


 No.133933

>>133932

Thats sketchy as fuck


 No.133935>>133937

>>133932

How much money do you earn a day delivering shit?

I used to drive for uber but I gave it up after a week, you can't earn fuck all these days doing it, it turned out I would have had to change my insurance policy to cover ridesharing and also get an abn and start paying gst as well, (to do it legally). I'd have to be really anal about receipts like fuel and car maintenence etc as its your own business. Apparently when it first started you could make a grand driving for just a weekend, shit was cray


 No.133936

>>133926

Can confirm, they are great

>>133899

>Might have one of those sachet cappucinos,

What brand? I like the moccona myself, usually the vanilla latte or cappuccinos. I have been into tea more lately although.


 No.133937>>133938 >>133944

>>133935

Monies shit but it gets me out of wfd

I thought you could actually make money out of uber


 No.133938

>>133937

You can if you don't work another job and also treat it like a full time job, you gotta put in the hours


 No.133939>>133940 >>133949 >>133950 >>133962

I tried to buy my meds at the pharmacy today, I was at the checkout and my card kept getting rejected. I thought it was an error with the machine, and kept trying. I was adamant that there was enough in my account, but I decided to check anyway.

>$1.58

I felt like crying (I can't though because of anti depressants), I was so fucking embarrassed. I told them I got paid on Monday (revealing I am a dirty NEET) and I would come back and collect my meds and scripts then. I might just go tomorrow instead and get mummybot to pay for it. I was feeling better recently, just when you think you are improving, something just comes along and kicks you back down. Fucking bullshit.


 No.133940>>133943

>>133939

Can do a lot with a dollar fiddy


 No.133941

>>133912

Too much work


 No.133943>>133962

>>133903

I used to watch every session religiously, now I only really watch the race, fp3 and qualifying. I've got plenty of snacks for tomorrow and Sunday though, crackers and dip, chocolates, ice cream. Good stuff.

>>133940

My medication was $21 something


 No.133944>>133945

>>133937

So I take it you report it?


 No.133945

>>133944

Yeh, still get most of my payment anyway


 No.133947>>133948

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.133948>>133965

>>133947

Shut up cunt no cumguzzlers here except you and your mum.


 No.133949

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>>133939

My career on the Centrelink has left me extremely in tune with my bank balance. Since I have so little I always know exactly how much I have.

I have never made such a mistake as to attempt to pay for something with insufficient funds in my account.


 No.133950>>134045

>>133939

Do you live without your mother? If so how do you even spend all your neetbux?


 No.133953

>>133892

That song. Fuck yes.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!


 No.133954

Another day in paradise neetos

Nice and rainy today so I can put off outside chores without mummybot reeing at me. Thank NEET God for winter.


 No.133956>>133957 >>133958

Am I the only one who gets more depressed in winter?

There is something about the lack of sunlight that makes me feel low.


 No.133957

>>133956

vitamin ds make you feel happier


 No.133958>>133959

>>133956

I do until I remember how shit hot weather is


 No.133959>>133960

>>133958

Cold weather is worse. I hate having cold hands.


 No.133960>>133961

>>133959

I find they stay warm if I leave them in my pants


 No.133961>>133982

>>133960

How are you meant to find the right porn without using your hands?


 No.133962

>>133939

And that's why I habitually check my bank balance before I even leave the house on NEET-supply runs. These sorts of situations occur at all businesses daily, so don't get too upset over it.

>>133927

>Are you NZ Neet?

>I think you feeling alert is simply a placebo effect

No and no.

>>133932

One day you'll be telling these stories to your NEET grandchildren

>>133943

>I've got plenty of snacks for tomorrow and Sunday though, crackers and dip, chocolates, ice cream

Prepped for a comfy weekend, nice. I might buy a pizza today, and see a movie.


 No.133964>>133966

File (hide): 7d05adc83d63fa4⋯.jpg (233.83 KB, 704x1100, 16:25, 1494433303050.jpg) (h) (u)

Iskra Lawrence has a black boyfriend

the ride never ends


 No.133965

>>133948

You don't have to be rude


 No.133966>>133967

>>133964

Were you hoping she would go out with you?


 No.133967>>133968 >>133969 >>133970

>>133966

no, but it does add insult to injury that of all the men out there she picks a fucking NIGGER


 No.133968

>>133967

She is a glorified prostitute by profession so you shouldn't be surprised she is into all degenerate things.


 No.133969>>133971 >>134044

>>133967

Wahh go cry about it vn you pathetic cunt


 No.133970>>133971

>>133967

maybe if you were better than black people this wouldn't happen?


 No.133971>>133972 >>134119

>>133969

DSPNeet why do you have to be so hostile?

>>133970

But I am.


 No.133972>>133973

>>133971

>But I am.

but you don't have a white gf yet

can't be better than those darkies if you don't have a white gf


 No.133973

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 No.133974>>133975 >>133981 >>134004

Is rape NEET here? Which one of you was it that said he often watched girls in his car late at night trying to work up the courage to rape one? Kek. I had a rape fetish when I was a young teen but now I primarily fantasise about the opposite (tfw there are NO dominant women).

Are you going to do it rape NEET?


 No.133975>>133976

>>133974

So you fantasise about getting raped by a woman wearing a strap-on?


 No.133976>>133977

>>133975

nah but I have fantasised about small dick humiliation and ball busting lol.


 No.133977

File (hide): 7ab4e452b49c752⋯.png (27 KB, 286x256, 143:128, 2dpepe.png) (h) (u)


 No.133978>>133983

None of you cunts better rape anyone. I don't want the police going through all my posts here as they investigate.


 No.133980

I hate the weekend. Wagies on parole from their worker prisons and invading my space.


 No.133981>>133984 >>134048

>>133974

Were all rape neets


 No.133982>>133984

>>133961

>not using voice control to type


 No.133983

>>133978

It's my right what a choose to do with my body


 No.133984>>133988

>>133981

Rape victim NEETs most likely

>>133982

What would mummy think if she heard me?


 No.133986

I wanna buy a pirate costume


 No.133988

>>133984

>What would mummy think if she heard me?

That's what makes it so exciting


 No.133989>>133990 >>134050

File (hide): 9112758ee94ef24⋯.png (591.39 KB, 1070x604, 535:302, Chad&Stacy Simulator.png) (h) (u)

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This game may be of interest to those that have never been to a party irl. http://store.steampowered.com/app/611790/House_Party/


 No.133990>>133991

>>133989

Do you get to fuck the bitches in graphic detail?


 No.133991>>133992

>>133990

Apparently yes as well as blowjobs and cum shooting as well, although one reviewer talks of limited camera angles during the sex. Also another reviewer is claiming that the game's producers are now removing some graphic content, probably cause of SJWs…? But I've never played it.


 No.133992>>133993 >>133997 >>134004

>>133991

Limited camera angles and no graphic stuff is what pissed me off about the sex in Dragon Age Origins. I installed some mods but it was all too primitive.

I think a well made game with great graphics, great voice acting, realistic bodies, and explicit sexual interaction would have a huge market. The problem would be getting a platform to sell it on because of all the political BS.


 No.133993>>133994

>>133992

>I think a well made game with great graphics, great voice acting, realistic bodies, and explicit sexual interaction would have a huge market.

it's called irl and it's sold over a billion copies


 No.133994

>>133993

It didn't sell shit, they gave it out for free and most people just put it in the bin.


 No.133995>>133996 >>133998 >>133999 >>134000 >>134001 >>134004 >>134013 >>134353

File (hide): 2d28d52a0497a2e⋯.gif (876.49 KB, 300x165, 20:11, giphy.gif) (h) (u)

thinking of joining a local sports team to get out of the house and put my shut in NEET gains to use, as well to get mummybot to fuck off

my choice is AFL, basketball or soccer and it looks like you can't join AFL anymore

thoughts? good idea or not?


 No.133996>>134003

>>133995

Why would you join any of those gay sports


 No.133997

>>133992

You're not going to get a high budget porn game because they sell fine without it. That's why all hentai looks terrible.


 No.133998>>134000 >>134003 >>134011

>>133995

>can't join AFL anymore

is this some diversity bullshit? are they banning afl now?

i wish motorsports were cheaper


 No.133999>>134003

>>133995

I tried joining a sports team and it didn't go well. But I am socially retarded and ruin everything I touch. It won't necessarily be the same for you.


 No.134000

>>133998

Have you ever thought about sim racing? I assume all you'd need is a decent computer, a decent wheel setup and a lot of practice.

>>133995

Something casual like indoor soccer could be fun, I'd guess it would have a much more casual vibe than those sports. If I had a friend I might try something like tennis too, even old people can play tennis so surely a fat piece of shit neet could too.


 No.134001>>134002 >>134003 >>134011

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>>133928

I've looked into NZNEETBUX but they don't justify moving to a country that I'm unfamiliar with, a country with shit job prospects anyway.

>>133995

Mum forced me to apply for social netball at my university's sport centre. Thank FUCK they didn't call me back because I was having panic attacks and nightmares about being a fat balding socially retarded 25 year old NEET showing up to play a Stacey sport with a group of 18 year old Chads and Stacies.

I want to join a disc golf league or a pingpong group but I'm afraid it'll be full of Chads playing ironically.


 No.134002

>>134001

If your current life doesn't justify it what does?

>Mum forced me to apply for social netball at my university

What did you do to her to make her so wrathful?


 No.134003>>134005 >>134006 >>134010

>>133996

Because they seem like they'd be the funnest, what sports would you recommend? I was also considering boxing/martial arts but I think as they wouldn't be team sports I couldn't blend in as much.

I played rugby before and as long as you were a good player no one cared how spergy you were so I want something similar, hopefully a bit of social interaction too to help my social skills. I feel like I'm at an age where if I don't start trying to infiltrate some social circles it'll be too late forever

>>133998

It's because you have to join in the summer it seems so I've left it too late, AFL does seem a bit pozzed though but I just want to join a local team maybe

>>133999

I hope not, tell us about your experiences?

>>134001

Yeah I'm 24 and unfortunately too young for the junior teams so I'd have to play with the "Men's open teams" for most sports and I'm not too sure about that, get nervous just thinking about it


 No.134004>>134006 >>134007 >>134015

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>>133995

You can't just just join the AFL m8, that's the professional grade of aussie rules football. Any local bumpkin footy club will take you on.

>>133992

Hmm… maybe GTA VI will deliver what (You) and I really want from a game. Maybe, but probably not for reasons you mentioned. Theoretically we could make our own explicit IRL-sim. Theoretically…

>>133974

It's not rape if it only occurs in a video game


 No.134005

>>134003

I would suggest rugby.


 No.134006>>134008

>>134003

Yeah AFL runs from March-April to around September in 99% of leagues. You'd get no game time now unless you joined a team short on players.

>>134004

Using AFL to mean aussie rules in general is pretty normal m8


 No.134007>>134009 >>134014

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>>134004

Yeah I know, I meant just a local sports team for some sort of code (considering soccer, basketball or afl most of all but undecided)

They seem like it's only for kids like U16 and U18 mainly though and I'm worried it'll be a bit insider dominated or I might get sick of it and have to be forced in to the rest of the season but at the same time that sort of discipline might be good

I don't know but I need something to get me out of the house and around other guys my age, I'm pretty dumb but fit so sports is my main option I reckon


 No.134008

>>134006

gayfl is gay faggot


 No.134009

>>134007

Generally aussie rules leagues have a Reserves team which is mainly full of out of shape older blokes. I've only really seen small town leagues but there tends to be a team or two that just sucks and is always short of players. If you go there you'd be alright.


 No.134010

>>134003

>tell us about your experiences

I joined a sport (not saying which) which I had played as a kid. I was 20 years old and had not played for 5 years. I got put in the 4th division team.

I was socially retarded and never had anyone to warm up with at the start (you had to pair off).

I was weird and awkward and was rude to the coach. I was arrogant and grandiose and made them all dislike me.

At the time I didn't realise I was doing any of this.

If I made mistakes during games (and I made many) I would agonise over them for weeks afterwards. They would keep me awake at night.

It became a horror and a chore I had to do for the full season because otherwise my mother would have been upset with me.


 No.134011

>>133998

>i wish motorsports were cheaper

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/24_Hours_of_LeMons

>>134001

I have never seen nor heard of any male playing netball. Your mother knows no bounds, and this happened while you were at university ffs.


 No.134013

>>133995

All of those things promote poz and soccer isnt even white.


 No.134014>>134016

>>134007

I once played table tennis which was fast-paced but fun. What about tenpin bowling, squash, cricket or volleyball. These are all indoor (neet-friendly) sports that I'm thinking of.


 No.134015

>>134004

Masters used to sell some good rape kits before they closed down


 No.134016

>>134014

Even outdoor cricket is relatively neet friendly. You can spend most of the day just standing around in the field


 No.134017>>134018 >>134019 >>134080 >>134092

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I keep buying from this chink-run burger shop and today I confirmed the boss dumps some of the leftover chips into the deep fryer, frying them twice, along with the fresh chips.

So you get like 4/5 fresh chips and the rest are refried

I kept seeing it out of the corner of my eye but I watched it all happen this time.

I can't fathom why he would even do it, the money he saves must be minimal

Really just silly.


 No.134018

>>134017

If they have been on other peoples plates that is bad.

But chips actually should be fried at least twice. The best ones are fried three times. Look up "twice fried chips".


 No.134019>>134020 >>134033

>>134017

A lot of food places seem really dodgy. It makes me want to never eat out.


 No.134020>>134021 >>134033

>>134019

I never eat in a shitskin run restaurant, and you need to be careful in a white bogan run one too.


 No.134021>>134022 >>134023 >>134033 >>134093

>>134020

Even white run fast food places are full of dirty teenagers


 No.134022

>>134021

Yeah but proper management practices can see the dirty teenagers rendered less harmful.


 No.134023>>134024 >>134093

>>134021

That's why I eat out of dumpsters and bins


 No.134024>>134028

>>134023

stick to just one you greedy piece of shit


 No.134025>>134026

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The word "dumpster" is not in my vocabulary. I call a big bin like that a skip.


 No.134026>>134027

>>134025

I call it a big bin


 No.134027

>>134026

I call it the yummy fun box


 No.134028>>134029

>>134024

I'll eat out of any bin or dumpster I want


 No.134029>>134030 >>134032

>>134028

Next time you are scrounging around in a dumpster you might find my life in there.


 No.134030>>134031

>>134029

Yeh it looked so bad I passed it up for a half eaten can of rotten cat food


 No.134031

>>134030

Probably a wise decision.


 No.134032

>>134029

Eat out of mine and I'll fuck u right hard neeto


 No.134033>>134034

>>134019

>>134020

>>134021

I think the problem is that margins are so low on food and drinks that you can't afford to waste anything as it is, so shit has to be served up even if something is wrong with it.

99% that aren't part of chains are self-employed too, so if the owner is sick they have to work anyway or no $$$ so hence even if you have a cold or a bad cough, too bad still have to do food prep to make a living.

Having stopped getting fast food from chains and when I do avoiding ethnic places has reduced my chances of getting sick substantially I think


 No.134034>>134035

>>134033

I pretty much don't eat out at all. It just isn't worth the money and the taster of food is usually shit too. You can make better stuff at home.


 No.134035>>134036

>>134034

Or get mummy to make you something


 No.134036

>>134035

Mummy can't even heat tendies without burning them.


 No.134037>>134038 >>134039

where do i find soft felt that doesn't scratch plastic?


 No.134038

>>134037

Try skinning a possum or young kangaroo.


 No.134039

>>134037

bunnos


 No.134040>>134041 >>134047 >>134093 >>134118

File (hide): 3b432d376807d2b⋯.jpg (42.94 KB, 512x423, 512:423, 1496040027551.jpg) (h) (u)

just relapsed and spent $350 on a camgirl


 No.134041>>134042

>>134040

Strewth m8. How much do you regret it?


 No.134042>>134043

>>134041

Not much.


 No.134043>>134046

>>134042

Did your dick get harder than usual?


 No.134044


 No.134045

>>133950

>Do you live without your mother? If so how do you even spend all your neetbux?

I had a payment for my braces taken out, I live with my mother.


 No.134046>>134049

>>134043

No, I didn't even get my dick out and fap. I'm addicted to simply spending the money, not whatever the cam model does in response to receiving that money.


 No.134047>>134051 >>134058

>>134040

and here I was feeling bad for spending $14 on pepsi max


 No.134048


 No.134049>>134054

>>134046

You should probably not be in control of your own finances. Talk to your mummy about taking out a guardianship order.


 No.134050>>134052

>>133989

>tfw not enough bux for decent pc and vive


 No.134051>>134053

>>134047

>$14 on pepsi max

Just one can? It must have been at a sports ground.


 No.134052>>134057

>>134050

You need to cut out your luxuries and save your bux. Sort yourself out.


 No.134053

>>134051

no, a 24 pack

I don't go to sports grounds because I'm an autistic loser


 No.134054>>134055

>>134049

Cenno needs to do porn tests in addition to drug tests


 No.134055>>134056

>>134054

Putting him on the quarantined welfare card instead of letting him spend his money however he wants would solve the problem.


 No.134056

>>134055

then he'd steal from other neets to feed his addiction


 No.134057

>>134052

I am braces NEET. Paying those off currently, but I am planning on buying a decent PC for about $2000-2500 for VR.


 No.134058>>134061

>>134047

Did you get the vanilla one? That is alright, but I am annoyed that they kept the vanilla over the lime one.


 No.134059>>134060 >>134061 >>134062

Those diet soft drinks are poison.


 No.134060

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>134059

No sweetie


 No.134061>>134063

>>134058

Yeah I did. I really liked the lime one though, I wish brands would stop releasing meme flavors and then removing them

>>134059

Can't argue with that really, at least it keeps the calories down though


 No.134062

>>134059

I only drink water, tea and milk.


 No.134063>>134064 >>134065

>>134061

The evidence says that the diet drinks make you hungry and trick your body into storing more fat.


 No.134064>>134066

>>134063

Goon makes the body burn fat and encourage muscle growth so you can get a nice toned neet body


 No.134065>>134067

>>134063

>>134063

citation needed.


 No.134066

>>134064

Goon makes your skin grow darker and your intelligence shrink


 No.134067>>134068 >>134069


 No.134068

>>134067

Doesn't sound like it's a 100% agreed upon fact yet but it's interesting nonetheless


 No.134069

>>134067

What a nonsense article. Mentioned a few correlation studies with zero mechanistic explanations or analysis.

>"Your body is used to knowing that a sweet taste means you are ingesting energy in the form of calories that, if you don’t burn them off, is going to convert to fat," she says. Artificial sweeteners, however, confuse our bodies and weaken the link in our brains between sweetness and calories. That, Hazuda says, can lead to weight gain and cravings for sweeter and sweeter treats.

Again zero physiological mechanistic studies cited for that effect. Thats solely a conjecture.

Aspartame is made up of

aspartic acid - an amino acid

phenylalanine - an amino acid

with an ester bond on it

Are you going to stop eating all dietary protein because they contain these amino acids?

Aspartame has been shown to have a very mild insulin response in ONLY some individuals. This is no way justification for this weird fat gain myth that people get hysterical about.


 No.134070>>134071 >>134072

>tfw don't fall any of the normie ball sports in Australia

just came back from the shops and hundreds of people wearing some team's colours, anyone else just feel so weirded out by strangers feeling some sort of admiration for some random team they don't even know the players of?


 No.134071

>>134070

Eh, it's okay for people to like things. It's a bit weird to see people wearing the gear of foreign teams they barely know the name of, but it's still not very important or worth worrying about.


 No.134072>>134073

>>134070

I used to be into the sportsball of all stripes so I sort of understand it but that was when I was a kid and now it all looks a bit weird I must admit. It is embarrassing for adults to be so into that shit.


 No.134073>>134074

>>134072

The point about adults is what I wanted to touch on more, for a lot of the kids the football players are definitely role models.

I don't get the men that follow every single game and have their weekends ruined if their team loses, some normies from what looked at opposite teams were yelling at each other (I live sort of near a sports field)


 No.134074>>134075

>>134073

m8 I know someone who was buried in a coffin painted in their team's colours and the whole funeral all anyone talked about in the speeches was how much he loved his team. How he will be watching them win the big game from heaven now etc.

Just fucking sad. Like it is such a shallow thing to devote your life to. But that is the modern world for you. People obsessed with comic book characters etc are no better.


 No.134075>>134076 >>134077 >>134078

>>134074

I suppose it is escapism for many, what I don't get though is the escapism is external and has no relevance to your day to day life.

I'm glad people enjoy it, I mean their support is what helps pay the football players and I'd like to think they motivate some of the fat ass middle aged men to go out and do some exercise but what I fail to understand is how you can develop the "connection" aspect to begin with


 No.134076

>>134075

It is an expression of human tribal nature.

If you want to see hardcore sports fans you should look up chariot racing in Ancient Rome. It was fucking crazy.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/blue-versus-green-rocking-the-byzantine-empire-113325928/


 No.134077

>>134075

But dont forget female and male footy players need equal pay


 No.134078>>134079

>>134075

Originally sports teams represented your community so it was a matter of local pride. That ceases to really apply now because the teams have dropped their community feel for whatever makes the most money

Basically the jews ruined this too


 No.134079>>134081

>>134078

The players got greedy and played their part ruining sport too.

Just look at those two immigrant scum tennis players who call themselves Australian.


 No.134080>>134082

>>134017

So he's taking already cooked chips out of a hot-box then re-frying them? Not sure if he's breaking any laws there but if you catch him re-frying meats like fish or chicken then you should be really concerned and snitch and/or go to a place where you can't see into the kitchen.


 No.134081

>>134079

Yeah there was definitely a phase where players realized this little part time gig could make them rich as fuck. You can usually see right where the point is in any given sport too.


 No.134082>>134083

>>134080

When I worked at sizzlers I used to do much worse


 No.134083>>134084

>>134082

Did you make it into jizzlers?


 No.134084

File (hide): a00331463865cbf⋯.png (22.81 KB, 800x721, 800:721, 1426228357186.png) (h) (u)

>>134083

Quite amusing. The Neet general doesn't often make me laugh.


 No.134085>>134086 >>134090

Being overly into sports, especially those like GayFL and soccer, is utterly contemptible.

It is a stupid game. Not just that, it's a game played by utter faggots, abos (GayFL, soccer) and immigrants (soccer).

Burn them all alive.


 No.134086>>134087 >>134088

>>134085

What should the punishment be for being a neet on a chan though?


 No.134087>>134089

>>134086

A medal and a generous pension.


 No.134088>>134089

>>134086

Free money


 No.134089

>>134087

>>134088

These are the correct answers.


 No.134090

>>134085

Being into sports is no different than being into vidya or other such hobbies. Also with the exception of one player abos are shit at soccer.


 No.134091

File (hide): 1d3e627eafa559b⋯.png (101.5 KB, 545x365, 109:73, kek.png) (h) (u)


 No.134092

>>134017

If you do it over the course of a year, he's probably saving about a couple thousand dollars a year.


 No.134093>>134094 >>134095

>>134021

Your next BigMac may have been made by a teen qt grill that forgot to wash her hands after touching her cooter.

>>134023

The hobos are watching, they'd probably gang-up and bash you if they weren't so physically weak from hunger.

>>134040

That could've been a week's rent on a sweet house of your own


 No.134094>>134098

>>134093

For some reason most homeless people I see are obese.


 No.134095>>134096 >>134100

>>134093

>Your next BigMac may have been made by a teen qt grill that forgot to wash her hands after touching her cooter.

98% of any fast food shops use gloves for handling food, at least all the ones I go to anyway, if they don't I nope out of there. I think its in the health codes somewhere.


 No.134096>>134097

>>134095

Yeah but there are all sorts of opportunities for dodgy shit to go on out of sight of the customer.


 No.134097>>134099

>>134096

I watch everyone make my food. If they fuck anything even slightly relating to hygiene they will get raped by their superior.


 No.134098>>134101

>>134094

calories are pretty cheap. Bad decision making tends to play a big part in both obesity and homelessness too


 No.134099

>>134097

This is feasible in one of the big chain restaurants.

but some local chinese restaurant or curry house can do anything they want in the back room.


 No.134100

>>134095

that only works if they change those gloves as needed though


 No.134101

>>134098

They go for the cheap dopamine hit with food the same they do with drugs and everything else in their shitty lives.


 No.134102>>134103 >>134108 >>134109

File (hide): e9d303d447bd0a4⋯.png (204.12 KB, 504x781, 504:781, t3_3vc0ze.png) (h) (u)

Evening NEETs.

Parents are visiting relatives tonight, I almost got my hopes up for a night of solitude and maybe a special fap. You know, the kind where you can use both the left and right earbuds and you don't even need to keep one eye glued to the bottom of your bedroom door so you'll get the drop on anyone walking in without knocking. I was going to take a cruisy bus ride to the gym, spend an hour on weights and another half on cardio, listen to a podcast on the bus ride home and then turn on some porn, have a fap and watch a movie in bed to finish the night off. It was all planned.

Fucking lol @ me thinking something nice might happen. My youngest brother decided he didn't feel like visiting the relatives and asked to stay home for the night.

>NZNEET do you mind? You weren't going to be doing anything tonight, were you?

"Yeah actually I was-"

>Thanks, make sure to cook him a nice dinner, goodnight!


 No.134103>>134104

>>134102

Why does everyone you are related to hate you?


 No.134104>>134105

>>134103

It's not hatred, they just place a very very low value on my time because I'm unemployed. In their minds I'm relaxing 24/7 so it's unreasonable to refuse to look after my little brother on a Saturday night.


 No.134105>>134106 >>134107

>>134104

Are they wrong?


 No.134106

>>134105

"You're unemployed so you have to do our bidding" is not okay behavior, it makes it feel like a person is only a person when they work


 No.134107>>134110

>>134105

Are they wrong about me being relaxed 24/7? Yes. I have no money for transportation and my schedule is at the whims of the people around me, so I can only plan a few hours ahead at any one time. Mum also feels that she's justified in screaming at me when I haven't done enough housework or she doesn't like the dinner I've made etc. I find that stuff very stressful.


 No.134108

>>134102

blast some metal all night while you cook


 No.134109>>134111

>>134102

Why don't you stand up to your mum?


 No.134110>>134112

>>134107

Mate hearing your stories always gets me down. I just wish I could make you an Aussie citizen, it is absolutely shameful you aren't.

Hang in there mate. If you're healthy you have that at least.


 No.134111>>134114

>>134109

You can't "stand up" to someone while also being dependent on their generosity for your living space and daily bread.

When you are dependent on another person, taking their abuse is the price you pay. Anything else is hypocritical. If he doesn't like it he should leave and stop being dependent.

I did not write that to shit on NZNEET. I have sympathy for him. But it is the reality of his situation.


 No.134112>>134113

>>134110

>I just wish I could make you an Aussie citizen

you can when fag marriage becomes law m8


 No.134113

>>134112

Why wait when he could just claim to be a girl?


 No.134114>>134115

>>134111

>You can't "stand up" to someone while also being dependent on their generosity for your living space and daily bread.

Actually, you can very easily, you beta bitch.

Don't take unreasonable shit from anyway, no matter what power they claim to hold over you. Yes, it's reasonable to earn your keep, but abuse is too much. Never allow anyone to exploit you, it's that simple.

NZNEET, tell your mum the answer is no next time she asks you to do something unreasonable.


 No.134115

>>134114

It is not about being alpha or beta, it is about having integrity. Beggars can't be choosers.

If you accept someone else's generosity, you have no right to dictate how they conduct themselves. If you don't like it then you leave.


 No.134118

>>134040

you could fuck a real whore with that money


 No.134119>>134120 >>134123

>>133971

That post wasnt me, I havent posted in over a week and just came back now


 No.134120

>>134119

Correction I forgot that I post earlier today to call soccer a non white sport


 No.134123>>134133

>>134119

is someone impersonating you on the internet?


 No.134124>>134125 >>134126 >>134134 >>134135

File (hide): 52761460cb666a7⋯.jpg (14.57 KB, 199x199, 1:1, pepeididpoopoo.jpg) (h) (u)

>mum and dad breaking up after 30 years (i moved out so inb4 child)

>they've been bitching and fighting a lot

>dad cheated on mum with some ugly asian several years ago

>mum finds a new guy

>dad losing his shit all the time

>both sleep in different beds now

>dad keeps leaving unflushed shits in mums bedroom toilet

>broke her door

>said he'd fix it

>refuses now

>comes home and finds mum did a massive shit in his toilet

>he literally calls the cops on her

>cops come to the house

>cries that shes been abusing him, calling him names etc

>cops are getting sick of being called up over there for nonsense

>mum tells them what HE'S been doing (actual abuse, threats of stealing, rape etc)

>he cries to them that she left a huge turd in his toilet and didn't flush it

>cop trying hold back laughter

>eventually tells dad hes had enough of his shit and they'll be trouble if he calls up again for this nonsense

>tells them both to grow up

>mfw my parents

>mfw they made me

>mfw still do poo poo in public places

>mfw i purposely pile up multiple shits in the rarely used work toilet and never flush it

>mfw manager gets pissed as fuck


 No.134125

>>134124

> work toilet

Hmmm

Kek at story though


 No.134126

>>134124

The poo doesn't fall far from the bumhole it seems


 No.134133

>>134123

No cuckneet just doesnt understand that more than 1 person on here doesn't like him


 No.134134

>>134124

Proof that even normies aren't above poopoopeepee warfare


 No.134135

File (hide): 59e989a8329b9d0⋯.jpg (17.46 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1468950145012.jpg) (h) (u)

>>134124

kek that was a good greentext m8.


 No.134136

>mummybot at work all morning

>push the tasks I need to do in the morning back to the afternoon so I can relax

>sit down at the computer

>realize I have nothing I want to do

>do not feel very relaxed


 No.134139>>134140

File (hide): b87333f069ee704⋯.png (620.67 KB, 709x547, 709:547, Missing Autists.png) (h) (u)

Have you seen 'em?


 No.134140>>134239

File (hide): c6d7526512466bd⋯.png (307.67 KB, 492x419, 492:419, 1468680226492.png) (h) (u)

>>134139

>having two autist children one year apart

She must have smoked and drunk while pregnant.


 No.134141>>134142 >>134144

File (hide): 069a5a7d958b079⋯.jpg (18.93 KB, 371x396, 371:396, images (2).jpg) (h) (u)

Kitchen is a pigsty. Should really clean as I go.


 No.134142

>>134141

My benchtop still has dough stuck on it from when I made bread about six months ago.


 No.134143>>134145 >>134146

Almost time for another coffee. What's everyone doing? I'm just looking forward to Monday as it's my payday, tbqh fam.


 No.134144

>>134141

if you're not, you're doing it wrong


 No.134145>>134149

>>134143

I am browsing the internet. Got my lunch in the microwave now. Baked beans.


 No.134146>>134149

>>134143

need to drive down to the raa since their website still doesn't let me do renewals online


 No.134148>>134149

I'm gonna fap, poo then have another coffee


 No.134149>>134150 >>134151 >>134157

>>134145

Nothing wrong with baked beans m8, did you have them on toast? I like to put thinly sliced onion and cheese on toast before layering on the hot baked beans.

>>134146

Rapists Association of Australia? What's their annual membership fee?

>>134148

I'm aiming to fap at least once every 3 days, purely for stress relief. Poos are involuntary


 No.134150

>>134149

I don't keep bread in the house. I eat my baked beans with frozen vegetables mixed in.


 No.134151>>134156

>>134149

>I'm aiming to fap at least once every 3 days

Weak effort mate. A Neet should fap at least 4 times in any given 12 hour period


 No.134152>>134153 >>134154 >>134155 >>134172

What are your personal bests for most faps in a day neets?

Mine is six. I was 16 at the time. I was trying to beat my friend who said he did seven.


 No.134153

>>134152

Mine's 7 which I actually just did a few days ago


 No.134154

>>134152

In a day my record is 9. Back to back faps record is 4.


 No.134155

>>134152

I tend to favor quality over pure quantity

A good 12 hour wank beats 10 rushes 5 minute wanks


 No.134156>>134158

>>134151

I fap with one hand and shit post with the other


 No.134157

>>134149

I've been a member of the rapist association for ten years, membership is 200 a year but they supply you with rape kits and a good lawyer


 No.134158

>>134156

It's a bit gay to fap to my posts mate


 No.134159>>134160 >>134167

File (hide): 264913244b00b96⋯.png (90.9 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1478061103902.png) (h) (u)

I've been drinking condensed milk straight from the can again boys…


 No.134160>>134161

>>134159

for what purpose


 No.134161>>134162

>>134160

To experience the pleasant taste and dopamine rush from the sugar hit.


 No.134162

>>134161

>not just funneling sugar into your mouth


 No.134163>>134164

>gumtree person didn't turn up

of course


 No.134164>>134165

>>134163

Just use grindr


 No.134165>>134166

>>134164

John please go, im trying to sell a bookshelf


 No.134166

>>134165

Offer a blow job with the bookshelf, should sell in minutes


 No.134167>>134169

>>134159

I'm drinking milk straight from mummy's tits


 No.134168

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.134169>>134170

>>134167

That's not milk


 No.134170

>>134169

It's still better than the milk daddy makes me drink


 No.134172

>>134152

I have fapped 12 times a day for weeks on end before. Yesterday I fapped 11 times.


 No.134173>>134174 >>134179 >>134191 >>134202 >>134204

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Depressed NEET here. I have made a new video.

https://youtu.be/JUi-thlEuQI


 No.134174>>134175 >>134447

>>134173

I recognise your voice from the aus/pol/ vb vid.

Good shit.

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jbY58HAVPo


 No.134175

>>134174

Yeah, that's me.


 No.134176>>134177 >>134178

Any Perth neets watching the western derby?

It's my only normie hobby.


 No.134177>>134178

>>134176

I am not from WA, but the AFL ruined the big rivalry matches by having them too often. They got greedy and now they have lost their impact.


 No.134178>>134180

>>134176

Just switched it on now. I don't really like either team but the games are usually nice

>>134177

AFL rivalries just don't feel as big as other sports in general. I guess it mainly comes from being a state based league for so long, you don't get the city and culture divides you do in other sports.


 No.134179>>134190

>>134173

Good video m8

Parenting in general seems really difficult. People get into it often out of chance with no idea what they're doing and then suddenly the results of their work shape an entire person. Almost makes me glad to be an autistic virgin.


 No.134180>>134181

>>134178

Rivalries are often fiercest when the teams are from the same area. Or very close to one another. Rangers vs Celtic etc


 No.134181>>134182 >>134184

>>134180

Rangers Celtic is fierce because of the big political divide though, afl teams don't really have any of that. There also aren't a lot of huge teams in Glasgow, whereas the majority of VFL teams are just random suburbs of Melbourne. Even in wogball it's rather rare to have multiple top teams in one city.


 No.134182

>>134181

There is often a working class/middle class divide in Australian team rivalries.


 No.134184>>134187

>>134181

>>134181

I think the draft quashes rivalries as well. So all teams are big mix of players from different states and backgrounds.


 No.134185>>134186 >>134189

Accidentally spilled petrol on my hands while I was filling up the lawnmower. I now smell like an abo.


 No.134186

>>134185

Petrol is only one element of the abo smell.

You also need subhuman jungle BO, wood smoke from camp fires, stale alcohol and cigarettes.


 No.134187>>134188

>>134184

Yes, the fact that teams no longer consist of "locals" is a problem in the culture of sport.

although it has not been as big an impediment as you might think. The big soccer rivalries in the english Premier League still go on even though most of the players aren't even English any more, let alone local.


 No.134188

>>134187

That's mainly because bigging up a rivalry gets viewers for the tv stations


 No.134189

>>134185

I usually give the hose a sniff when I'm at the gas station


 No.134190

>>134179

I am not really intimidated by the thought of being a parent.

You don't need to do it perfectly. You just have to avoid being a complete cunt.


 No.134191>>134192

>>134173

pretty much in the same boat including crazy mummybot and absentish dad but luckily i came to similar conclusions

a while back i realised i needed outlets for frustration with dealing with my parentals which i do now through everyday things like playing vidya better and eating healthier


 No.134192>>134193 >>134200

>>134191

I am always surprised by how many people have stories and parents so similar to my own. But then I realise I probably shouldn't be since if you end up in the same place as someone else the odds are pretty good you came the same way.


 No.134193>>134200

>>134192

It's actually because we are all one person shitposting into the void


 No.134194>>134195 >>134196 >>134203

Busy night of food delivery

A lot of people are drunk and stoned for some reason


 No.134195>>134197

File (hide): f41a75dabf8529b⋯.png (21.24 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1467268100605.png) (h) (u)

>>134194

Do you ever get tips?


 No.134196>>134198

>>134194

have you been offered any alcohol or drugs by the customers? are you allowed to take beers from them?


 No.134197

>>134195

Sometimes but not really

A guy gave me a packet of beef jerky last night


 No.134198>>134199

>>134196

I traded a guy one of my piss jugs for one his beers


 No.134199

>>134198

Smart move, that normie probably doesn't even realize you can recycle the beer into more piss jugs


 No.134200

>>134192

yeah but consider how many people are out there and how vast the internet is

>>134193

might not be so out there m8

getting more and more deja vu lurking threads around the chans


 No.134202

>>134173

I'm liking these videos mate, very interesting content.

I started laughing halfway through this one, you're following the same path of realizations that were described in a book called The Death of Ivan Ilyich.

It sounds like you're being ripped apart by the resentment that's built up from your own participation in the lies. I think you should be totally honest with your parents, for your own sake. Don't cower away from the truth because you're afraid of upsetting them (after all, they brought about this truth) but at the same time, don't spitefully seek out opportunities to tell the truth in a way that'll hurt them.

You're a coward when it comes to other peoples emotions and I expect this is because you were taught as a child to seek approval. Because of that, you might find it helpful to look at the ways your honesty might benefit your parents: they'll be well aware there are longstanding lies that they're ignoring out of convenience and even if they're upset at hearing the truth coming out of your mouth, they'll appreciate it.


 No.134203>>134206

>>134194

Wagies just cbf making anything at the thought of yet another working week so they get take-away or food delivered. Such as myself - I just ate a Hungry Jack's stunner meal - it was either that or a piece of toast before bed.


 No.134204>>134208 >>134210

>>134173

You're on a roll. I'll watch it tomorrow. So tired, I went and saw Baby Driver at the cinema. A lot of people there so I ended up sitting in the front rows like the losers that sit at the front of school buses or classrooms. And some silly grill whipped the side of my head with her jumper as she was taking it off. Good night cunts


 No.134206

>>134203

I hate hungry jacks, full of poos and they always fuck up the order


 No.134208

>>134204

she was challenging you to a duel m8


 No.134210>>134215

>>134204

Should have raped her


 No.134215

>>134210

Rape rape

Cum on the grapes


 No.134217>>134218 >>134220

Morning cumguzzlers


 No.134218

>>134217

Morning


 No.134220

>>134217

whagarbl


 No.134222>>134223


 No.134223>>134224

>>134222

not loading for me boss


 No.134224>>134225

>>134223

probably fucked the archive thing up then

basically just talking about how important and great "A big australia" will be because muh white australia policy and muh economic growth

got BTFO in the comments, wonder if they'll disable them


 No.134225>>134226 >>134237

>>134224

yeah nevermind, cunt loaded as soon as i posted that but the comments won't load which makes me a sad neet

>The evidence confirms Australia's migrant intake -- unlike that of the US or Britain – is highly targeted to fill skills gaps or to perform work that Australians seem reluctant to do, like fruit picking, nursing or mining.

>They find no evidence that migrant workers result in negative outcomes for Australian-born workers, either in terms of unemployment or wages growth.

absolute horseshit


 No.134226>>134227

>>134225

Yeah I think you just have to remove the web.archive part from the URL and it'll refresh and load comments

I just don't understand the push for a higher population when we already have a housing crisis in Australia's 2 biggest cities (where migrants overwhelmingly go) and an infrastructure strain in nearly even city >200k in Australia

automation putting everyone out of work and universal basic income inevitable in future? actually no, we need more worker drones! more more more!


 No.134227

>>134226

>I just don't understand the push for a higher population

the whole big population scam revolves around human trafficking and subverting laws which shouldn't be a surprise to anyone here

biggest thing they like to cite as a threat to the nation is the aging populace and unemployment but australia was at no risk of dying out with 10m less and we were doing bretty well for an island full of convicts and the last of homo erectus


 No.134231>>134232

Tried a new margarine this morning. Big mistake. Way too salty.

I will stick to my Meadow Lea.


 No.134232>>134233

>>134231

I can't tolerate margarine at all, butter all the way.


 No.134233>>134234

>>134232

Butter in this country tastes awful. Tastes like chemicals and soap.


 No.134234>>134235

>>134233

That's what margarine tastes like.


 No.134235

File (hide): a9d05ddce41ab3e⋯.jpg (49.61 KB, 563x542, 563:542, 1465729195532.jpg) (h) (u)

>>134234

We are going to have to agree to disagree my friend.

God bless you.


 No.134237

>>134225

Yeh I never heard of anyone who wanted to do mining


 No.134239>>134240 >>134241 >>134249

>>134140

Autism is genetic, you can be healthy and even have children at a young age and they can still end up Autistic.


 No.134240>>134242

>>134239

There must be more to it than genes because there are way more autists being born now compared to last century.


 No.134241

>>134239

Meme autism is usually caused by bad parenting though


 No.134242>>134243

>>134240

Pretty sure back in the day people with autism were thrown away into lunatic asylums and kept out of society.


 No.134243>>134244

>>134242

That's true but there still weren't that many of them.


 No.134244>>134245

>>134243

Well, we don't know, back then they were just diagnosed as lunatics and locked up.


 No.134245

>>134244

We do know m8. We know exactly how many people were institutionalised for being mentally defective and it wasn't even close to the number of autism diagnoses today.


 No.134247>>134248 >>134252

*yaaaaaaaawn*

Oh, hello there NEETs. Beautiful day, isn't it?


 No.134248

>>134247

Hello mate. Yeah it is pretty nice out right now.


 No.134249

>>134239

autism is whatever the apa wants it to be and at the moment it's defined as how young boys act sometimes


 No.134251>>134253 >>134255

Still waiting for the tradesman to come back and fix my shed roof. The saga continues.


 No.134252

>>134247

It's OK I guess


 No.134253

>>134251

what dramatic music is playing in the background right now?


 No.134255

>>134251

He wants you to beg for his big wagie tool


 No.134256>>134257 >>134258 >>134266

I think I should write a book

"How to get away with rape and look good doing it"


 No.134257

>>134256

Publishing a book on rape probably isn't going to help you get away with it


 No.134258>>134259 >>134261 >>134266

>>134256

One day we're going to get picked up as a moral outrage piece on ACA because of your stupid fucking posts. John will be the star interviewee, introduced as an insider who simply needs to speak out against the homophobia among Australia's least deserving DSP recipients.


 No.134259>>134260

>>134258

But at least we all get exclusive interviews on the project


 No.134260>>134262 >>134264 >>134276

>>134259

>some NEET has a spergout at Waleed and the board gets shut down due to racism


 No.134261>>134263

>>134258

He will probably tell all the normie masses about our secret cheesecakes


 No.134262

>>134260

>blacks invented islam

>there needs to be more women on the project

>palestinians were robbed of their land by the zionists

>jesus was a heeb so anti-christian is anti-semetic

>chinense genocide of muzzies

>remind them that their journalism is worth shit since nobody wants to touch their corp with a 10ft pole

problem solvered


 No.134263

>>134261

And 2L piss jugs, public bathrooms will go out of business


 No.134264

>>134260

Waleed would get raped


 No.134266>>134269 >>134278

>>134256

>>134258

I fucking agree. Stop posting about rape even if you are just joking. Us good NEETs who obey the law don't want to be lumped in with you and doxed by ACA and have this place and our lives ruined.


 No.134267>>134268 >>134270 >>134383 >>134391

File (hide): 62f0c05fa1fd8d3⋯.jpg (126.85 KB, 600x521, 600:521, 1497505223313.jpg) (h) (u)

>applied for newstart on the third

>did the phone call

>lady says payment will arrive on 24th

>went to sarina russo

>check online account

>next payment still 0.00

>no letter in mygov account about when next payment will arrive

>no option to report on cennolink account

>going to go into the office to ask what the fuck is up tomorrow

is the government jewing me lads?


 No.134268

>>134267

I'd go into the office.


 No.134269>>134271 >>134272 >>134283

>>134266

>Being afraid of prison

Prison is a neet paradise


 No.134270

>>134267

Did you post about this somewhere else earlier today?

I would swear I have seen that strange name "Sarina Russo" somewhere else today.


 No.134271>>134273

>>134269

We'd all lose our virginity that's for sure.


 No.134272>>134273

>>134269

You can't browse chans or watch anime in prison


 No.134273>>134274

>>134272

>>134271

We can smuggle in laptops and and make jenkem to sell to abo prisoners to become rich.

There would be toilets in our room so we could piss from the bed.


 No.134274>>134275

>>134273

There's no mummybot to yell at you in prison so you can just piss on the floor


 No.134275

>>134274

The screws will make mummybot look like a soft touch m8.


 No.134276>>134277

File (hide): 81061d60e8b9005⋯.png (3.51 KB, 194x247, 194:247, 1461890441401.png) (h) (u)

>>134260

>Honorable Pozzy Singh wants to put all the neet gen regulars away for life to make an example out of them for their hate crimes

>The NEET defender barters xim down to five years home detention and public service

>As part of our public service sentence we're forced to tour australia with indigenous artists, spreading awareness about the benefits of multiculturalism through traditional koori song and dance


 No.134277>>134280

>>134276

That last part actually sounds pretty good.


 No.134278>>134279 >>134283

>>134266

tbh the rape posting isn't even funny, there's no creativity or anything - it just shits up the board from genuine discussion

pls stop


 No.134279>>134283

>>134278

The rape posting and the "hey cumguzzlers" are both forms of trolling and should be stopped.


 No.134280>>134281 >>134284

File (hide): 34fa20f73a91406⋯.png (70.23 KB, 2008x2344, 251:293, 1449743131328.png) (h) (u)

>>134277

>learning how to find the cheapest goon at Dans

>learning how to get free food from plants (no more dumpster diving for hungry NEETs)

>learn abo low-inhibition secrets (helping NEETs become alpha by not giving a shit)

>fuck elder's daughters after a sick koori dance showdown

lets go lads


 No.134281>>134282 >>134285

>>134280

The elder's daughters will already have been passed around the whole tribe m8.


 No.134282

>>134281

yuck nty


 No.134283

>>134278

>>134279

I concur.

>>134269

Fuck off then rapeneet


 No.134284

>>134280

The cheapest goon at dans is to steal it and Rob a white cunt outside a servo so you can buy a meat pie


 No.134285

>>134281

But she'll be loaded with free STDS, I like a bit more bang for my buck


 No.134286>>134287 >>134288 >>134289

Why have gumtree changed their logo?

For some reason it has really upset me.


 No.134287

>>134286

Looks like they fell for the minimalism meme


 No.134288

>>134286

Skype did it too

It's Web 3.0 bitch


 No.134289>>134290 >>134291 >>134292

>>134286

Gumtree has been the dog's bollocks for a long time, no one buys anything off there anymore it's just pajeets and scammers to hell and back


 No.134290

>>134289

That has not been my experience. But I live in a country town.


 No.134291>>134292 >>134293

>>134289

m8 "the dog's bollocks" means good, not bad.


 No.134292

>>134289

In my town it is mostly bogans trying to sell various shit for way more than its worth

>>134291

bestialityneet pls go


 No.134293

>>134291

Big juicy bollocks


 No.134294>>134295 >>134296

A lot of selling is now done on Normiebook groups (some of them closed) which excludes those of us without a (real) account.


 No.134295

>>134294

real life truly is just like high school


 No.134296>>134297

>>134294

Not many normies want to buy my homemade piss jugs these day


 No.134297>>134300

>>134296

My grandma had a full set on her mantle.


 No.134298>>134299

I just tried to walk through a closed door. Hit my forehead and wrenched my shoulder. How retarded can I be? It wasn't even that dark.


 No.134299>>134302

>>134298

Were you thinking about naked ladies?


 No.134300>>134301

>>134297

I went to the museum of piss jugs and saw some ancient piss jugs there


 No.134301

>>134300

I heard cavemen used women as pissjugs


 No.134302

>>134299

I was thinking about mexican rice for dinner.

that is why the door was closed, so my doggo couldn't get to it while I had it cooling on the kitchen counter.


 No.134303>>134304

>tfw forgot to get anything out for dinner

Might have raisin toast tbh


 No.134304>>134306

>>134303

Look in your neighbours bin for their leftover dinner


 No.134305>>134307 >>134308 >>134310

File (hide): 179388eee1cbe19⋯.jpg (152.63 KB, 884x738, 442:369, 1497418451809.jpg) (h) (u)

Chicken breast and veggies for dinner again.


 No.134306

>>134304

bins were emptied this morning

fucking shire can't even let a need get a feed


 No.134307>>134324

>>134305

Pretty balanced meal tbh.


 No.134308

>>134305

Sounds healthy. Keep it up anon.


 No.134310>>134316

>>134305

they're not all starchy veggies, are they?


 No.134311>>134313

File (hide): cf0e37cf7dbbfdc⋯.jpg (188.1 KB, 1818x1228, 909:614, tmp_5727-14994563293106938….jpg) (h) (u)

Slipped on the gound outside and had a large rock smash against my ribs. Really bloody hurt.


 No.134312>>134314 >>134315 >>134320 >>134331

File (hide): ff623075bb8806c⋯.jpg (194.45 KB, 1440x1059, 480:353, tmp_5727-14974150603782092….jpg) (h) (u)

What do you cunts think of Russians, Belarusians a d Ukrainians? If I get my shit together with the ADF I might try and nab one as a wife.


 No.134313

>>134311

Have mummy kiss it better.


 No.134314>>134318

>>134312

They always make me think of poverty and birth defects.


 No.134315>>134317 >>134318 >>134325

>>134312

They're all scum who will rip you off or try and take advantage of you the moment you let your guard down.


 No.134316>>134319 >>134342 >>134392

File (hide): 4944e2c5e26f09d⋯.png (843.42 KB, 1164x1324, 291:331, fat24.png) (h) (u)

>>134310

yeah I had carrots,corn and broccoli in one of those frozen microwavable steam bags. Came out soggy, I didn't eat much of the corn and carrot. Think I will buy fresh broccoli in the future.


 No.134317>>134326

>>134315

at least they look nicer than south east jungle asians when they do it tho


 No.134318

>>134315

>>134314

No pls, I just want someone to have kids with. What are western slavs like? Poles, Slovak etc. Definitely not going for an Asian.


 No.134319>>134321

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>>134316

You're an ugly fucker. How old are you?


 No.134320>>134322 >>134330

>>134312

Only 'slav' girls I have met were polish, they were nice and seemed less horrible than the average australia roastie.


 No.134321>>134323


 No.134322

>>134320

Okay thanks. I had the opportunity to marry a Greek girl a few years ago, one of the nice ones, not the trashy whores. Fucked it up somehow.


 No.134323

>>134321

Alright. Sorry for being mean neet. We're in the same boat lol


 No.134324>>134327

>>134307

If you got a job at the dump you would never half to pay for food again


 No.134325>>134328

>>134315

This is true, my dad married one


 No.134326

>>134317

gooks are revolting.


 No.134327>>134329

>>134324

If you worked at a supermarket, surely it would be fairly easy to knock off some food? They seem to throw away lots of stuff so that is another option.


 No.134328>>134332

>>134325

Storytime?


 No.134329

>>134327

Yeh if you wanna be fancy about it


 No.134330

>>134320

To be fair the average Australian roastie I reckon would be even worse than the average American/British woman, not exactly much of an accomplishment


 No.134331

>>134312

The only russian women I like are the ones in 19th century pretentious literature


 No.134332>>134333

>>134328

Well he married her and she's insane, threw a TV at him and tried to stab him once.

Their still married but don't live together but my dad's a beta bitch


 No.134333>>134334

>>134332

Isn't your dad super rich too? She has it fucking made now


 No.134334>>134335 >>134337

>>134333

Yeh he's rich, so I'll be lucky if I inherit much when the faggots dies. I'll need to lawyer up or shoot my stepmum


 No.134335>>134341

>>134334

How much younger than your dad is the wife?


 No.134337

>>134334

Grab her by the pussy.


 No.134339>>134340 >>134342 >>134343

Why so quiet?


 No.134340

>>134339

I am shy.


 No.134341

>>134335

Probably like 20 years


 No.134342

>>134316

Is that really you hiding under that fat wojak mask? I wish I could get that big but just can't seem to put on weight.

>>134339

Been wagin' all day, pretty tired and about to slep so I can do it all again tomorrow.


 No.134343

>>134339

We've nearly gone through an entire thread in 5 days m8, that's fast


 No.134344>>134345

File (hide): b9e6767c1379053⋯.jpg (12.4 KB, 249x250, 249:250, sunglassescoolsmugpepe.jpg) (h) (u)

Maybe I should give more updates on meals I am eating?

Or reports on my bowel movements? (slow and painful)


 No.134345>>134346

>>134344

>(slow and painful)

Are you the obeseneet?


 No.134346

File (hide): 9e7a9df4f8a3ea4⋯.png (165.16 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, 1490324354147.png) (h) (u)

>>134345

>thinking there is only one of us


 No.134348>>134349 >>134350 >>134352

Night cunts.


 No.134349


 No.134350

>>134348

I'm a day cunt actually


 No.134351

Goodnight you Princes of Maine, you Kings of New England


 No.134352

>>134348

Night cumguzzler


 No.134353

>>133995

AFL for the winter, cricket for the summer


 No.134359

Another day in paradise neetos


 No.134362>>134363 >>134364 >>134369

File (hide): d3ffb63e7c1cbda⋯.png (423.22 KB, 645x645, 1:1, jThLmOb.png) (h) (u)

*yaaaaaawn*

Oh, good morning neetcucks. Didn't see you there. I've been putting some hours towards this web development contract, another day another thousand dollars as we freelancers say. Heh heh. Anyway, I was just checking in. Tell me all about how GetAGF 2017 is coming along and how you're planning to monetize your skillset.

You /have/ made good use of all those years spent in front of a screen, haven't you?


 No.134363>>134364 >>134365

>>134362

BAN THIS MAN


 No.134364>>134365

File (hide): e89faa2387ad60f⋯.png (501.1 KB, 1102x967, 1102:967, 1491741354870.png) (h) (u)

>>134362

>>134363

We are being bullied. It is just like High School all over again. I am having flashbacks.


 No.134365>>134367 >>134368

File (hide): 164c6cdc4e8db33⋯.jpg (45.4 KB, 600x341, 600:341, CTT61-9WcAADIzS.jpg) (h) (u)

>>134363

>>134364

Now now, there's no need to get your underwear in a bunch. While we're on the subject… isn't that pair a few years old? Come on mate, get your gf to take you clothes shopping, she'll love to see you taking pride in your appearance and it'll be a good bonding activity.

Anyhow, I'm sure you're living life to the MAX just as I am. Why don't you tell me about the goal(s) you accomplished yesterday?


 No.134367

>>134365

>MAX

JUST STOP


 No.134368

>>134365

REEE MY MANPANTSU ARE BRAND NEW YOU FUCKING NORMIE


 No.134369

>>134362

>another day another thousand dollars as we freelancers say

you mean after chasing up late payments etc?


 No.134371>>134372 >>134404

File (hide): 3fded37603851c9⋯.jpg (55.59 KB, 300x360, 5:6, feels2.jpg) (h) (u)

I have been in touch with a lawyer and we are making a complaint to the Human Rights Commission about the bullying that is going on here.

This can't be legal. I am literally shaking here.


 No.134372

>>134371

your mum is not a lawyer


 No.134373>>134375 >>134398

File (hide): 62bbe51b17a9c7a⋯.png (71.28 KB, 300x400, 3:4, 1499810043604.png) (h) (u)

Appointment with Max in 45 minutes . Struggling to get out of bed.


 No.134374>>134376 >>134394

File (hide): 33226c9caad3f56⋯.jpg (55.12 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1465971276946.jpg) (h) (u)

What do you have to do at these appointments you all go to?


 No.134375

>>134373

It's never too late to make up some excuse and cancel it so you can go back to sleep


 No.134376>>134377

>>134374

>"Hi NEET, hhow has the job search been going"

>"g-good, keeping up that positive attitude r-right"

>"Where is your job search sheet?"

>"h-here"

>"Thank you NEET, now just sit here and awkwardly read pamphlets while I take forever to print out a couple of pieces of paper."

That's about it 99% of the time


 No.134377>>134378

>>134376

>job search sheet

Do they make you record your efforts to get jobs?

Do they put much effort into verifying?


 No.134378>>134379

>>134377

Yes

Absolutely zero


 No.134379>>134380

>>134378

So is it safe just to make everything up?


 No.134380>>134381

>>134379

It seems to be, yes. It's not that hard to send out 20 shit resumes a month though.


 No.134381>>134382 >>134387

>>134380

If you are unemployed long enough you must start to run out of plausible targets.


 No.134382

>>134381

Pretty sure they're counting on that.


 No.134383>>134391

>>134267

applied for newstart on the 12th after having all my payments cancelled (dropped out of uni) and have to go to sarina russo tomorrow, never heard of it before despite doing this shit for years, is it any good or just the same old?

hoping i get paid within a few weeks because i have $0 and can't afford rent


 No.134384>>134385 >>134406

File (hide): 891152120f39e00⋯.png (156.99 KB, 316x313, 316:313, 1442027447025.png) (h) (u)

The Tradesman has turned up to fix my shed roof boys. He has the new sheet of plastic with him and everything.

Hopefully this will be the end of the saga.


 No.134385>>134386

>>134384

what was the problem to begin with anon exactly?


 No.134386>>134388

>>134385

A tree branch fell on the shed roof a few years ago and punched a hole through an ancient sheet of corrugated plastic which served as a skylight on the roof.

I finally got around to getting it fixed because possums had been getting into the shed and leaving piss and shit all over my car every night.


 No.134387

>>134381

You can just apply for coles every single month if you want, most entry level jobs don't care if you apply multiple times


 No.134388>>134390

>>134386

You should find where the possums live and empty your pissbottles onto their children


 No.134390>>134446

The roof is fixed boys. Only cost $100 which is pretty good.

>>134388

I bought ratsak to deal with the possums but couldn't work up the nerve to put it out for them. One of them had a little baby with her.

Hopefully now the roof is fixed they won't get in there any more.


 No.134391

>>134383

>>134267

Good luck cunts, a m8 of mine has been trying to get on the centerlink for months now and even when he goes to a physical office they just refer him back to the website. They're not very helpful in getting you on the payments.


 No.134392>>134393

>>134316

Holy fuck you must weigh 200 + kg right?

Why don't you lose weight mang?


 No.134393>>134446

>>134392

The reason he doesn't lose weight is probably the same reason you don't fix any of the shit wrong with your life.


 No.134394>>134395 >>134396 >>134397

>>134374

I'm 130kg. I have lost 8kg this year which I know is pretty piss poor but I am trying.


 No.134395

>>134394

You are doing well m8 keep it up.


 No.134396

>>134394

Hey mate I am sorry about being mean to you. I am overweight too although not on your scale by any means. Keep up the good work. You will be fit one day.


 No.134397>>134399 >>134403 >>134414

>>134394

8kg is pretty hefty, obviously isnt water weight if it's stayed off consistently. Good work neet, any plans to john a gym?


 No.134398>>134407

>>134373

How did it go? Did you get MAXXED?


 No.134399>>134400 >>134402 >>134446

>>134397

I have an snapfitness membership, I do a full body workout 3 days a week. I go walking for at least 45 minutes daily, I find doing cardio in the gym unbearable.


 No.134400

>>134399

>full body workout 3 days a week. I go walking for at least 45 minutes daily

kick arse man, that's a great effort


 No.134402

>>134399

Sounds good anon. You are doing the right thing by avoiding doing stuff you hate. Just pick the things that you feeel good about. Exercise should never feel bad.


 No.134403

>>134397

>any plans to john a gym?

cheeky bugger


 No.134404>>134405

>>134371

Me too, I have been bullied for supporting rape and the police will arrest the BO as soon as I'm done raping this woman in a wheelchair


 No.134405

>>134404

If you get BO put in jail we will have to hunt you down buddy


 No.134406>>134408

>>134384

Did he offer you a bj?


 No.134407

>>134398

Dude I filled my gains to the MAXXX!!!


 No.134408>>134409 >>134410

>>134406

I exude such an aura of heteronormitivity that he would have known such an offer would be pointless.


 No.134409>>134411

>>134408

>heteronormitivity

>normitivity

REEEEEE


 No.134410

>>134408

I made a cum


 No.134411>>134412

>>134409

Anyone who uses the term "heteronormitivity" is not normal


 No.134412>>134446

>>134411

It's the password to the secret neet lair


 No.134413

My mum used to put up a normitivity scene each valentines day. It was Ken fucking Barbie in the bedroom of her dream house.


 No.134414>>134415

>>134397

>john a gym

kek, i knew you were still with us m8


 No.134415>>134416

>>134414

John's dancing around his mums room while wearing her lingerie


 No.134416>>134424

>>134415

Probably got pozzed and is in the gutter of some back alley St Kilda street trying to busk for HIV meds


 No.134424

>>134416

I busk for tendies


 No.134426

rrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee


 No.134438>>134439 >>134440

>tfw depressed


 No.134439>>134441

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>>134438

Is it possible to be a NEET and not be depressed?


 No.134440>>134444

>>134438

>tfw same

what do other neets do when depressed? I can't be fucked doing anything, but it feels like a waste of time. I tried playing a game, but I wasn't having fun.


 No.134441

>>134439

No, depression is the default mindset of the NEET, old mate Dan can help with temporary relief though.


 No.134442>>134443 >>134448

File (hide): d8b573d49c50b6d⋯.png (31.45 KB, 299x426, 299:426, 1467966656080.png) (h) (u)

We are suffering. We are all suffering so much.

Something must be done about this.


 No.134443>>134445

>>134442

Group suicide when?

Note: This is a joke only, asio no bully pls


 No.134444

>>134440

Force myself to do things, feel bad because I half assed them, go back to shitposting


 No.134445

File (hide): 130659424cdce20⋯.png (24.25 KB, 1131x1035, 377:345, 1488681244474.png) (h) (u)

>>134443

We need to come together for a greater purpose than suicide.

There must be something positive we could accomplish together.


 No.134446>>134449

>>134390

You do know that possums are a legally protected animal right? I know how annoying they can be though, especially when they're jumping onto your roof from tree branches and scaring the shit out of you at night.

>>134393

Not him but touche all the same.

>>134399

>I find doing cardio in the gym unbearable

I'm very curious to know why you're reluctant to do cardio at a gym but are fine with weights.

>>134412

Open Sesaneet


 No.134447>>134450 >>134453

>>134174

>fullchan

kys

i got an email from careerone promoting tattslotto

>Oz Lotto jackpots to a massive $50,000,000 this Tuesday! Beat the rush, get your ticket now.

my sides


 No.134448>>134451

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>>134442

Transhumanism, futurism, and paradise engineering.

The descendants of today's humans will not feel pain. It will not exist as an experience. The baseline will be a bliss that no human today has ever known even for a second. Better than a thousand orgasms, better than a million heroin IV rushes. But that's only the beginning. To ensure a motivation structure remains, further gradients of pleasure will be accessible in similar circumstances as a small amount of pleasure is accessible to us today (finishing something you worked hard on, reading a good book, landing a girl).

I am not joking. This is our destiny. Pain will not even be a memory. It will be studied, and our future descendants will look back on it with sheer, unadulterated horror. Even a state of mild depression, even stubbing your toe or being caught in the rain, having a congested nose or wearing uncomfortable clothes will be experiences confined to the dustbin of history, serving only as an uncomfortable and existentially terrifying reminder of the nature of the beast that is consciousness.


 No.134449>>134452

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>>134446

I don't care if they are legally protected. No cunt has a right to shit and piss all over my car every fucking night. I turned on the windscreen wipers one time and they smeared possum shit all over the windscreen.

I hope fixing the roof keeps them out, but I know they can still get in through the gap where the walls meet the roof.

If they don't desist then I will not be answerable for what happens to them.


 No.134450

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>>134447

>not popping over to halfchan pol for qanda bingo on Monday nights


 No.134451

>>134448

All those things presuppose that we will continue to progress technologically. Political instability threatens that now. We may not make it. We may regress.


 No.134452>>134454

>>134449

We really need a smug pepe possum pic


 No.134453

>>134447

Might just buy a ticket. I deserve (need) the money, tbh.


 No.134454

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>>134452

Agreed.




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