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 No.131859>>131862 >>131876 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Old >>130949

Discord is for normies

Continue regular scheduled shitposting

 No.131862>>131863

>>131859 (OP)

when's smoko


 No.131863

>>131862

It's always smoko when you're a neet


 No.131865

Time for a fap


 No.131868>>131869 >>131871

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fresh from /pol/

https://archive.fo/zuh8M

<melbourne>


 No.131869>>131870

>>131868

Melbourne, USA?


 No.131870

>>131869

usa, zimbabwe, what difference is there?


 No.131871>>131872 >>131873 >>131904

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>>131868

>they're all on the dole and I'm not

At this point I'd willingly sign up for WFD.


 No.131872>>131880

>>131871

You should have thought about that before you decided to be a white legal immigrant


 No.131873>>131874 >>131880

>>131871

yet all the doll bludgeon stories always run with white people

wonder if you sign up to ten wfds would you get $100 extra a fortnight?


 No.131874>>131875

>>131873

Not even pajeet would do 70 hours of work for $100


 No.131875

>>131874

Wait I fucked the maths, it's actually 280 hours


 No.131876>>131877

>>131859 (OP)

(((

You'll bludgers don't even bluetext

)))


 No.131877>>131878

>>131876

<OK then

(((lets try that again)))


 No.131878>>131888

>>131877

(((Since when was this shit added)))


 No.131879

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>refugees go straight onto the DSP


 No.131880>>131886 >>131904

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>>131872

Don't forget all those taxes I've paid. REEEEE.

(To be honest, I haven't been so wound up about my poverty lately. The truth is that I live a luxurious neet life, a life of abundance and pleasure made possible by being born into one of the richest and safest nations on the planet. Each day I go to a well-equipped and professionally staffed gym to work out, read the greatest literature ever written which has conveniently been translated into my native language, eat like a king, walk outdoors without any fear of being mugged or harassed and spend time with my family, all of whom are relatively happy. On top of all the benefits that come with living in a first-world country, we belong to the privileged overclass of NEETs who get to enjoy all of it without having to wagecuck. Life is good)

>>131873

NEETbux should be commission-based.

>tfw you wake up groggy in a bicycle repair shop and realize a neet-hunter spiked your drink so he could drag your limp body into WFD and collect the bounty from MAX


 No.131884>>131885

Any neets ITT?


 No.131885>>131895


 No.131886>>131910

>>131880

Nzneet set up a patreon and shill for shekels


 No.131887>>131889 >>131893 >>131896 >>131899

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What goes through your mind when you see a picture like these?

For me, it makes me intensely frustrated, on a level it's hard to describe. It actually evokes a small panic, together with anger, fear, and powerful desire. It's awful - it is not a particularly good feeling, but it is not bad either. I must look, but looking does not give me any form of pleasure. It is hypnotising, mind controlling, like a moth burning itself to death on a light bulb.


 No.131888

>>131878

a couple of days maybe?

<fagposting

(((jewposting)))

happening

I think you can combine redtext and bluetext, I'll have to check the faq


 No.131889>>131916

>>131887

I don't feel anything other than mild contempt, for them and you. Chubby whores. Assuming they get paid, of course. I woke up with a hard dick and they don't do anything for me. It's like looking at livestock. Only a woman could fail at porn.


 No.131890>>131892 >>131900 >>131902

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>tfw early morning posting

Wednesday is middle of the wagie working week, what will we be getting up to today in our spare time lads?


 No.131892

>>131890

>what will we be getting up to today in our spare time lads?

Go out for my morning run, followed by some resistance training, might do some reading and relax for the rest of the day.


 No.131893

>>131887

"I wish that assposter would fuck off"


 No.131894>>131898 >>131901 >>131906 >>131909

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It's 9:35AM and mum is already yelling at me to get a job, like I can pluck one from a nearby tree.

Do any of you neets put up with this shit? I feel sick with stress.


 No.131895>>131969

>>131885

>joining a server with a literal cuck and scat fetishist as a mod


 No.131896

>>131887

Not even 20 post into a new thread and you're already posting degeneracy


 No.131898

>>131894

Mummy tries to make me get a job but I resist


 No.131899

>>131887

That's where poo comes from


 No.131900

>>131890

maybe i'll finally get that haircut


 No.131901

>>131894

>Do any of you neets put up with this shit?

yeah, got a rude knock my bedroom door this morning and went to open it with no one there because mummybot was only checking to see if i was still alive

she's been schizo my whole life so i'm used to it


 No.131902>>131925

>>131890

Currently on my way to cuck for the dole

I am ready to spend 7 hours of another day doing fucking nothing


 No.131904>>131907 >>131910

>>131880

>>131871

ARRRRRRGGGH

EVERYTIME I COME TO THIS THREAD I END UP RAGING.

JEALOUSY FUELED BY ALL THE NEETS JUST DOING WHATEVER

ANGER THAT IM TRAPPED IN THIS ENLESS WAGE SLAVERY

TURBO CHARGED TO PURE RAGE KNOWING THAT MY TAXES PAY FOR OTHER PEOPLE

pls help me neets


 No.131906

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>>131894

Thank you wagie. You are slowly killing yourself to support my lifestyle. I love you.


 No.131907>>131996

>>131904

what's your wagecraft?


 No.131909

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>>131894

I had a missed call from dad at 9 and only just woke up now. He was probably going to berate me.


 No.131910>>131932 >>131996 >>132080

Is there truth to the time-seems-to-pass-faster-as-you-age meme? I feel like time is accelerating, it's already halfway through another week.

>>131886

Feed The NEETs when?

I have a few business ideas but no bux to get them started. I deliberately set out to design business plans which wouldn't involve an initial outlay of more than a few hundred dollars each and I still can't get the cunts started because I only have $20 to my name and it's going towards a gym membership so I can feel some kind of progress and avoid suicide.

Why don't you neetbux neets sell jams and jellies and baked goods at weekend markets? Why don't you set up a beehive in the backyard and sell fresh local aussie honey adulterated 50/50 with cheap chinese honey? There are plenty of ways to make small amounts of money without wagecucking and most of them are neet-friendly i.e don't require a bubbly extroverted personality or years of skill acquisition which is out of reach for a lazy neet.

>>131904

You're a wagie stuck in Goldberg's cagie so it's only natural that you're all ragie.

Jokes aside, the grass is always greener. Being a poor NEET sucks and having to wageslave sucks too. You should work towards building an income which is dependent upon your own efforts, it's actually rewarding to know that your input is related to financial output.

As a wagecuck you're in the best position to do this. Try to get enough sleep and exercise during the week so that you aren't recuperating on the weekend and you can actually put your best hours towards self-directed financial success.


 No.131913>>131922

Might have to go see dr pajeet, my back is fucked. The pain radiating out from my lower back to my hips and legs.


 No.131915>>131917

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ONE YEAR

I'VE BEEN OUT OF WORK FOR A WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING YEAR, TOO POOR TO CATCH THE BUS, STILL A 24 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, STILL A FUCKING LOSER WITH NO FRIENDS, STILL NO MONEY AT ALL, STILL NO FUN HOBBIES AT ALL, NADA, NOTHING, NO REASON TO LIVE.

Every day is the fucking same. Wake up, browse the neet gen, browse reddit, browse news sites, read books, go for a walk, nagged by mum, stressed out, go to sleep. Repeat.


 No.131916

>>131889

All of them are amateurs mate.


 No.131917>>131919

>>131915

Why don't you just get a job? literally just apply to anything, you've got nothing to lose tbh.


 No.131919>>131920 >>131922 >>131923 >>131928 >>131929 >>131970

>>131917

I have literally applied for EVERYTHING I've come across.

I applied for a two dollar shop

a lollipop man position (no, they gave it to an old retired woman who doesn't even need the bux, stupid fucking bitch stealing jobs from people who are young enough to actually enjoy the money, I hope an ice junkie breaks into her house and murders her)

an Italian restuarant (no, attractive young females only)

EB Games

All the supermarkets in the local area

All the local service stations (no, sorry, pajeets only)

events staff at a stadium

the cinemas

and on and on and on and on. Nobody wants to employ a neet.


 No.131920

>>131919

Start praying to god then, something might happen.


 No.131922>>131979

>>131913

mine isn't as painful but i'm starting to lose my balance a lot more these days, doctor says i might have nerve damage

>>131919

>Nobody wants to employ a neet.

depending on the person, i would

that's the problem with hr in charge of everything these days


 No.131923>>131924

>>131919

I have the same problem neetbro living in a regional town makes it so much worse. I got my forklift ticket and MR license but these are useless because I can't get any work referees because I have been out of the workforce since 2014. No where accepts personal references and I was a massive loner during my brief go at uni so I have no referees from there either.

I am such a no hoper. Family and friends who promised they could get me a job with nepotism even weaseled out when they realised how bad my resume is.


 No.131924>>131926

>>131923

Do you ever contemplate suicide, or some big change up?

Do you ever think about all the hopes and dreams you had as a kid, all the hopes and dreams your parents had for you, just slipping away? Do you ever think about how you're just another human who wasted the only life they'll ever get?


 No.131925>>131927

>>131902

Do they let you use your phone there?


 No.131926>>131930

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>>131924

>Do you ever contemplate suicide, or some big change up?

Yeah I have suicidal thoughts everyday but they oscillate in severity over the year. Was pretty deadset last year and almost succeeded. I daydream about coming independent by a variety of different means and eventually getting in my car to drive over east to start over but that will not happen.

>Do you ever think about all the hopes and dreams you had as a kid, all the hopes and dreams your parents had for you, just slipping away? Do you ever think about how you're just another human who wasted the only life they'll ever get?

I'm aware of how badly I have blown everything but I am indifferent. When I used to smoke weed I would unintentionally get very introspective about how I had fallen so far. I have become that loser that I was terrified of becoming a teenager. I just go through the motions daily and remain pretty numb to it all. With fucking the key formative years up this badly things probably can't improve tremendously. I will properly never have the average life of my peers but that's not to say it's not worth trying to alleviate my suffering. A marginally less shitty life would still be better.


 No.131927>>131935

>>131925

Only during breaks (such as right now)


 No.131928>>131929 >>131933 >>131952

>>131919

Become a gay camwhore


 No.131929>>131933

>>131928

This

>>131919

Have you considered going gay for pay?


 No.131930

>>131926

>getting in my car to drive over east to start over

I fantasise about the same thing, except heading north because I'm in Melbourne. I'm starting to think I'm going to snap and just do it one day.


 No.131932>>131936 >>131939 >>132011

>>131910

>I have a few business ideas but no bux to get them started.

I'm sitting on a pile of shekels from when I last was a wagie. Pitch me your best idea and I'll let you have the money if you give me half the profits.


 No.131933>>131952

>>131928

>>131929

I'd be up for it tbh.


 No.131935>>131937 >>131950

>>131927

Wow, you really are being cucked for the dole. What do the wranglers say if you pull out your phone during """work""" hours?


 No.131936

>>131932

>Piss in jugs

>Eat tendies

>???

>Profit


 No.131937

>>131935

>I'm going to tell your mummybot you've been a naughty boy when she comes to pick you up. :^)


 No.131939>>131940 >>131941

>>131932

>Pitch me your best idea and I'll let you have the money if you give me half the profits.

i've got one: instant noodle importer


 No.131940>>131942

>>131939

How is anyone going to compete with the chink grocers who already have contacts overseas?


 No.131941

>>131939

Could be lucrative due to weebs and hipsters.


 No.131942>>131944

>>131940

there's plenty of great ones they're not importing because some countries don't serve dogs


 No.131944>>131947

>>131942

And you'd sell these on the side of the road?


 No.131945>>131951

What happened to /b/?

I don't see it on the list anymore


 No.131947

>>131944

over the internet, unless you had the cash to start up a brick and mortar store near the cbd


 No.131948

My business idea is to dress up in kids clothes and start a lemonade stand


 No.131949>>131987

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Just a reminder to not be a degenerate.


 No.131950

>>131935

I think it's just some bullshit about "pretending this is a real work environment"

Tbh i don't have anyone to message anyway and browsing 8chan when anyone is nearby is a bit too risky so i dont use my phone much.


 No.131951

>>131945

It's still there, full of fags and pedos as normal


 No.131952>>131953

>>131933

>>131928

>suck for the dole


 No.131953>>131954

>>131952

Nah you'd just have to get naked on cam, you wouldn't have to suck anything.


 No.131954>>131956

>>131953

Might have to put things up the old pooey hole though.


 No.131956>>131957 >>131958

>>131954

Maybe you could cam for lonely mummy bots, sit on the bed in a nappy eating tendies as she tips you gbps for everytime you make poopies


 No.131957>>131958

>>131956

>tfw you have to teach your mummybot how to access the neetporn site


 No.131958>>131959 >>131972

>>131957

>>131956

I have spent around $2k on camwhores and the one rarity I always liked to find was thicc mature women. They are so uncommon though, which is a damn shame.


 No.131959>>132061


 No.131960>>131961 >>131962 >>131963 >>131964

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>tfw maxx appointment tommorow


 No.131961

>>131960

is your designated wagie a thicc mature woman?


 No.131962

>>131960

Make an appointment with Dr Pajeet instead, and enjoy a three month holiday.


 No.131963>>131964

>>131960

I've got one too. See you there NEET-o.


 No.131964>>131967

>>131963

>>131960

We need a neet gang sign so wild neets can recognise each other


 No.131965>>131966

How long can you be unemployed for again before you have to do WFD?


 No.131966

>>131965

12 months.


 No.131967

>>131964

cum stained trackies


 No.131969

>>131895

He is never on butthurt sperg,


 No.131970

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>>131919

>no, they gave it to an old retired woman who doesn't even need the bux, stupid fucking bitch stealing jobs from people who are young enough to actually enjoy the money, I hope an ice junkie breaks into her house and murders her)

lol

Seriously, fucking boomers. Fucked australia, and now they even cuck the neets


 No.131971

they put the oldies out so if a car doesn't stop it's no big deal ;)


 No.131972>>131973

>>131958

Your supporting wagies you know


 No.131973

>>131972

they'll off themselves before they hit 30 anyway


 No.131974>>131976 >>131977 >>131990

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Can any of you cunts recommend a Perth wagie a decent university? Here or elsewhere. Looking to go into mechanical engineering. Looking for:

>inexpensive

>decent quality education (for Australia)

>minimal chinks/poos

>minimal marxist shit

I was thinking Eastern Europe could be an option provided I could find a program in English. I speak German fairly well which would make Austria an option but my background with German is conversational, everyday topics. Having some hyper autistic professor sperging at sonic speed about a technical subject might be a bit much for me. I'm pretty sensitive to accents in German so that is probably out.

I dropped out of high school so I'm sort of fucked on that front. I know in Australia I can weasel my way in through tafe courses, stat tests, transferring courses etc but that isn't really going to fly over there. I suppose I could start the study here and then go abroad. Unless a uni offered an entrance exam in lieu of school results. I'd prefer to stay in Australia though. What do neets?


 No.131975>>131978

Just had a good shit and a fap, gonna eat my dinner and have a sleep


 No.131976

>>131974

>Here or elsewhere

By that I mean, in order of preference:

>Perth

>Australia

>Elsewhere

Pls no melbourne. I'm from Adelaide but haven't been there in years, my sister says there are sudos everywhere.


 No.131977>>131980

>>131974

Get on welfare instead, we'll let you shitpost as much as you want


 No.131978

>>131975

Late dinner, naughty neet.


 No.131979>>131983 >>131988 >>131991 >>131993 >>131995 >>131996 >>132065

>>131922

> that's the problem with hr in charge of everything these days

I'm in IT. I don't mind telling you I'm a fucking legend at my job. I have now been out of work for 19 months. All of a sudden I'm not hireable. I don't know what changed. I used to get every job I got an interview for, and I'd only been out of work for 4 weeks at most for my whole life.

I honestly think my problem now is this bullshit PC "diveeersityyyyy yay!" attitude. They probably have enough middle aged white males. Only hiring Pajannaranavanananadaadnanandnanavan now.

No word of a lie, if I don't come up with $18,000 (homeloan arrears) by 21st July, I'm evicted. I'm on a 315 acre farm here with horses, alpacas, shed loads of shit, wife and two kids. But I'm going to have to walk away from the lot and live in a fucking box somewhere.

What really cuts deep is that I've failed my kids. Fuck.


 No.131980>>131996

>>131977

I've been there m8, nothing at all against neets. I respect the lifestyle but feel it isn't for me. Do you know what I mean?


 No.131981>>131982 >>131988

>On low carb diet, only 20g or less of carbs per day

>Haven't done a poo in 4 days

I can feel it brewing in my guts, maybe tomorrow I'll give birth.


 No.131982>>131984

>>131981

do NOT post the shit in the thread, before you get any ideas in your head


 No.131983

>>131979

I don't know those feels but I feel 'em with ya mate. I wouldn't really care too much but the fact you have a wife and kids is pretty heart breaking. Could you sell off some of your farm equipment and livestock. As a kid my parents got lucky with an alpaca and made shit loads of money. (Before I was born)


 No.131984

>>131982

Nah, I'm not that degenerate.


 No.131985>>131986 >>131992 >>131999 >>132026

Anyone else take their shirt off during an intense shit?


 No.131986

>>131985

Might have to tomorrow.


 No.131987

>>131949

In other words, this has been going on since forever and has never stopped.


 No.131988>>132026

>>131979

>I don't know what changed

it's a pretty downward spiral

>uh-oh, feminism

>women now need spots in the company because quotas

>chuck them in hr, what harm can it do?

>wow all these new hires are shit, what up hr?

>yous be saying we need more diversity and shit? ok

>wow all these new hires are shit

>better get more diversity into our workplace

>etc

didn't make it past interview from a trolley pushing job at my local coles, later i find a new grill getting trained pushing trolleys around the carpark

>>131981

get you some fibre m8, loads of leafy greens


 No.131990

>>131974

Do a stat test. Last I checked they are $300 so dollarydoos, and just go here.


 No.131991

>>131979

Fuck m8. That's heartbreaking.

>I'm on a 315 acre farm here with horses, alpacas, shed loads of shit, wife and two kids.

You could try farming? I don't know if that's expensive, ive never worked. You could maybe sell it and downsize, and move somewhere else maybe?


 No.131992

>>131985

I take my pants off instead


 No.131993>>132026

>>131979

*or you could move somewhere by yourself, get a job and wire money back to your wife on the farm?


 No.131995

>>131979

You probably don't love your kids much if you didn't just work some pleb job outside of IT to stop them losing their childhood home.

I may be a fucking loser but at least I have enough sense to know it's not worth having kids if you can't give them a good life.


 No.131996>>131997 >>132011 >>132022 >>132026

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I dont get it, NEET always brag but why are there so many sad neets in here?

>>131907

lel "fiance"

moving papers and bullshit office work

>>131910

>Being a poor NEET sucks and having to wageslave sucks too

tfw cant have goldilocks in between

Na imma start a band, also for real if you need some capital i could help

>baked goods at weekend markets

Thought about this, i have access to 2 jaffle makers and sawdwich press, just sell some jaffles nutella and peanut butter is great at the market, because real hard to get jaffles anywhere these days

How many of these schemes have you setup?

>>131980

I dont know what u mean

>>131979

mannnnnnnn

plz be a troll


 No.131997

>>131996

The bragging is mostly joking (at least on my part, some other neets seem to take this place a lot more seriously)


 No.131999

>>131985

When I need to do a massive shit I put on a Cape and play the superman theme song


 No.132000

I need to take a shower, my dick smells like like a boongs cunt


 No.132011

>>131996

>I dont get it, NEET always brag but why are there so many sad neets in here?

I oscillate between sheer fucking despair over my financial situation and feeling content over my freedom from the kind of social convention and insecurity which drives people to spend their lives wageslaving.

Right now it's 9:36AM on a Thursday and I'm feeling pretty positive. I'll catch the bus to the gym in half an hour and listen to a philosophy podcast, might go for a neetwalk this arvo and pick up my little siblings from school. Then the depression will kick in and I'll start feeling that feel when no gf, that feel when no money, that feel when every day is the same as the day before and there's nothing I can do about it.

>>131932

>Pitch me your best idea and I'll let you have the money if you give me half the profits.

Firstly, fuck off kike. Secondly, these ideas were developed with a low capital outlay in mind so there's nothing to stop one of you treacherous neets from stealing from me. We all know that VN would sell us out to ASIO for one whiff of a BBW's fupa and I'm sure he'd also cuck me financially if he was given the chance.


 No.132013>>132020 >>132022 >>132024

Nice cold morning, all the wagies must be freezing to death


 No.132020

>>132013

It's not too bad in the sun now


 No.132022

>>131996

>I dont get it, NEET always brag but why are there so many sad neets in here?

humour is a coping mechanism and with how shitty it is to be a neet in this day and age we're going to need a lot of it

>>132013

not even a wagie and i'm still freezing to death


 No.132023>>132024 >>132025

Browsing 8ch waiting at Maxx.

Ducking grim mates.


 No.132024>>132054

>>132013

Hope so, I haven't been here since Sunday after re-installing Windows and trying to encrypt the hard drive with no luck. Looking at the last few posts I see neets talking about poo and max, so good to see that nothing has changed.

>>132023

Poor cunt, I endured an hour of group job-search today and had to keep reminding myself that "it's only an hour, it's only an hour…" otherwise I think I would've either fallen to sleep or just walked out after 15 minutes. I've been broke for the past fortnight so am really looking forward to payday on Monday.


 No.132025

>>132023

The neet equivalent of being a jew in nazi HQ


 No.132026>>132029

>>131985

Only when I'm out of toilet paper ;)

>>131988

>didn't make it past interview from a trolley pushing job at my local coles

These days you probably need a Certificate 3-level qualification to get that job.

>>131993

*or you could move somewhere by yourself.

>>131996

>Na imma start a band

NEETvana?


 No.132027>>132028 >>132052

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m-WEbgxKlw&t=620s

Not sure I want to be a NEET anymore.


 No.132028>>132030

>>132027

interesting channel


 No.132029>>132031

>>132026

Most trolley pushers i see are pajeets or potatoes


 No.132030

>>132028

Yeah he's got some good stuff regarding NEETdom.


 No.132031>>132034 >>132039

>>132029

i bet i could act like either more convincingly than both

worst of all is that females were less than 1/3 of the interviewees and pajeets were 2/3 which really mangles my macadamias


 No.132033>>132038

doing a vid tomorrow, prepare for my return


 No.132034>>132037 >>132047

>>132031

if you're white, you won't get a job pushing trolleys because they'd have to pay you the correct wage and they can't strongarm you into doing what they want under threat of losing your job because you can always find a job somewhere else whereas pajeet knows pushing trolleys in australia is about as good as it's going to get for him and he's happy to be underpaid and cop abuse if it means he can push trolleys for westfield until he is 85 years old, it's either that or go back to india because noone else is gonna give him a job here.


 No.132037

>>132034

This, they only hire pajeets because they'll work for next to nothing.


 No.132038>>132073

>>132033

I wonder which neet this is

You should let us guess for the next day


 No.132039>>132047

>>132031

Can you badly sing pajeetcore songs though?


 No.132040>>132041 >>132043 >>132049 >>132073 >>132147

File (hide): 06bef2d6ca7b057⋯.png (4.48 KB, 268x188, 67:47, images.png) (h) (u)

How is gf 2017 going?


 No.132041>>132042

>>132040

I got nudes for the first time, does that count


 No.132042>>132044

>>132041

no,are you a Virgin?


 No.132043

>>132040

>How is gf 2017 going?

It's not, I can't afford a GF.


 No.132044>>132046


 No.132046


 No.132047>>132050

>>132034

i get that but doesn't explain the grill

>>132039

i can sing badly in general


 No.132049

>>132040

I'm in the same room as women around my age at wfd, that's close enough for me


 No.132050>>132051 >>132073

>>132047

they get kick backs for employing women from the gov via subsidies, it's the same reason you see so many girls doing traffic controlling now, it's under the guise of giving women a go at male jobs but they just end up displacing men from these roles and from a job at all because men don't want to do nursing or some other shit like HR.


 No.132051

>>132050

It seems like all the sign holder wagies I see now are women or boogie tier fatties. Maybe if I cut off my dick and put on a few hundred kegs I can get a pushy do nothing job too.


 No.132052

>>132027

That analysis guy is kind of annoying, but jesus can you imagine being a whiny teenager at 38?


 No.132053>>132055 >>132060

Well been doing that food delivery job at night and the courier job for sherpa during the day, it's boring af and you have to get your rating up to get better jobs.

Still it counts as part time work so I won't have to go back to wfd


 No.132054

>>132024

We should talk about poo exclusively


 No.132055>>132057

>>132053

>courier job for sherpa during the day

How much does it pay?


 No.132057>>132059

>>132055

Not much at first, I made 50$ for about an hour and a half of work but most of the time your sitting in the car waiting for a job, this is in Perth so it's quite anyway.

The more deliveries you do the more jobs open up I think so I'll keep at it, I bought a new simply card so I can run both apps at the same time


 No.132059

>>132057

>sim card


 No.132060>>132062 >>132075

>>132053

How many hours do you have to do before they get off your back about wfd?


 No.132061

>>131959

she looks hot af from her profile, will have to try catch her next time she's online


 No.132062>>132063

>>132060

I've been trying to figure that out, could be 20 hours or less


 No.132063>>132064

>>132062

It seems that way from what I can find too. I wish they would just fucking tell you in their "wfd information" webpages but that's expecting too much of the program.


 No.132064>>132066 >>132068 >>132075

>>132063

I'm working this weekend so hopefully it will be busy and I can make some proper money.

You can even sign up to uber eats, you need a full license and a car that's made after 1998.

I plan on doing a manual license and buying a van and doing my own courier work since amazon will be here next year, should be bulk work


 No.132065>>132189

>>131979

>I'm on a 315 acre farm here with horses, alpacas, shed loads of shit, wife and two kids

Fuck I'm jelly, that's what I want. How do you manage that while working in IT? Where are you commuting from/to? Please respond, I'm genuinely interested.


 No.132066>>132067

>>132064

Do you have any financial goals?


 No.132067

>>132066

Nope, as long as the fridge is full of tendies and goon I don't give a shit


 No.132068>>132069

>>132064

I get my full licence at the end of the year and will have roughly $10,000 saved by then, planning on doing the same thing but I might try out driveyello over uber eats.


 No.132069>>132070

>>132068

There's a few companies around that don't give a shit if your a p plater, I do my two delivery jobs on my p plates.

I might sign up to uber eats anyway and see if they let me in since most uber drivers refuse to do uber eats anyway


 No.132070

>>132069

The sherpa courrie job looks okay, might sign up with that first and see how it goes, but I'm just gonna neet it out until the end of the year until I can buy a car, probably buy a Honda Jazz or something since they can be turned into a mini van with the flat folding rear seats.

On another note, I actually have a motorbike and a full motorbike licence, however the thought of riding around with one of those giant backpacks doesn't seem safe, plus I don't want to run my bike into the ground with unnecessary km's.


 No.132071>>132077 >>132083

Is wfd always just menial shit or will they try and match a job to your quals?


 No.132073>>132074 >>132076 >>132084

>>132038

10 GBPs it's Cheesecake-NEET

>>132040

The closest I've come to having a gf this year was the <5 minute root with an old Asian hooker

>>132050

I don't consider traffic controllers as a 'male industry' given the fact they're nothing more than glorified 'lollypop ladies'


 No.132074>>132077

>>132073

It is part of the construction industry and was used as an easy job for the old timers who had aleady done decades of labour, calling them lollypop ladies is pretty disrespectful given they were the kinds of men who built the nation in their youth, but that's all been dismantled now because they want to get women into construction and traffic controlling is the easiest way and it fucks over men.


 No.132075>>132079

>>132060

Wouldn't it be equal to the hours you're expected to do of WFTD? As in 25 hours for NEETs under the age of 30, and only 15 hours for NEETs 30+

>>132064

>You can even sign up to uber eats, you need a full license and a car that's made after 1998

I'll be looking into that, thanks


 No.132076>>132078

>>132073

> 5 minute root with an old Asian hooker

Hot. How old was she?

A long time ago in western Sydney I banged a 40+ year old asian hooker in a brothel. I think I was around 25 at the time. I took my time and pretended to worship her etc etc etc and she thought she'd hit the jackpot.

"Heyyy, u come bak nek time, I le- u fu- my aaaass. U goood boy." Running her hands over me and kisses etc.

It was very confidence building for both of us. Never went back though.


 No.132077>>132092

>>132071

They herd you in to the nearest Salvation Army. At the end of the program your thumbs will be incredibly strong from all the twiddling

>>132074

Never thought about it like that


 No.132078

>>132076

It's hard to tell, but I'd guess somewhere between 35 - 45. It's nice when they have a decent personality and say things like "You cock so big…", which is always nice to hear even if it's not true. I've seen this one numerous times.


 No.132079>>132081

>>132075

Fuck knows, but since I'm a contractor with an ABN I can just say I worked x amount of hours and earned x amount of money and still claim some neetbux


 No.132080>>132082

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>>131910

>Why don't you neetbux neets sell jams and jellies and baked goods at weekend markets?

Don't know about the others but I couldn't handle that level of human interaction


 No.132081>>132093

>>132079

How long since your last job? I bet it feels good to call yourself a contractor, especially if you've been NEET for an extended period.


 No.132082>>132090 >>132091

>>132080

I wonder if a NEET could get something like that going, all depends on the quality of the actual produce

If you've got downs you can get away with bludging it, if you're a NEET you'd have to actually put in work (not hating just making things realistic) as well as doing the whole shave and look presentable thing

anyone live in an area with a lot of fat fucks?


 No.132083

>>132071

They put you in whatever they have available and pocket the money the government gives them for it. They do not give a single shit about how it relates to your job prospects

For example, I am doing a course where I sit around looking at the back of my hand for 6-7 hours a day


 No.132084>>132086 >>132087 >>132088 >>132090

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>>132073

Will chink hookers fuck fat guys?


 No.132086

>>132084

they worship a bald fat guy so i don't see why not


 No.132087>>132095

>>132084

chink hookers are dead inside, so they will probably even let you shit on them


 No.132088

>>132084

Yes.

t. ex-fatso who had a threesome with two gooks


 No.132090

>>132084

If your pee-pee can get hard, any hooker will funk you

>>132082

All you need is the money for the market stall, some tables and a quality solvent to remove the labels from store-bought jars of jam. And call everything organically-grown because normies are dumb-shits


 No.132091>>132094

>>132082

sell homemade neet mayonnaise


 No.132092

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>>132077

Ah fuck, no wonder the op shops round here seem so neety. I'm used to the old women but not the neets.


 No.132093

>>132081

Like 2 years

Neet life's been good to me


 No.132094

>>132091

I do that and the mummys line up for miles

"You make it just like my son used to" they say


 No.132095>>132096 >>132097 >>132102 >>132103 >>132110

>>132087

Have you heard about how Arab millionaires pay Western Instagram whores to come to Dubai for a weekend and literally compete to take the stickiest, slimiest, stinkiest, most viscous shits on their chests, as well as all sorts of other crazy shit? They pay the Instagram sluts like $20k for a weekend and the whores let them do whatever the fuck they want, and they go nuts.


 No.132096>>132100

>>132095

TagTheSponsor - Yes, really makes you wonder how many "Instagram models" from your high school/city have done shit like that I mean if not with Saudis/Qataris with local pervy old rich guys DMing them

such is life in the current year


 No.132097

>>132095

being an autistic virgin may be the least degenerate life path after all


 No.132100

>>132096

we're all for sale in one way or the other


 No.132102

>>132095

Sounds like something we could do if we had heaps of money, and after we shit on them our mummy bots can judge the poo poos and give out the medal for best big boy.


 No.132103

>>132095

Sounds just like max employment


 No.132106>>132107 >>132110 >>132143 >>132144

>sunny every day I'm at wfd

>absolutely pissing down the first day I get off

This can only be the wrath of an angry neet god


 No.132107>>132108 >>132110

>>132106

lmao you have to do wfd? that is just pathetic m8 u are literally working for below minimum wage lmao


 No.132108

>>132107

it's like we're living in a chinese colony or something


 No.132109>>132113

File (hide): 0e9068c79a5498a⋯.jpg (51.59 KB, 499x499, 1:1, 1389053049556.jpg) (h) (u)

>Do you know we've partnered with the Australian Federal Police to form Task Force Integrity? We're focusing on compliance and welfare fraud!

>If you or someone you know is experiencing domestic violence, it's time to say enough!


 No.132110>>132114 >>132121

>>132095

What's worse is that at least one of you would partake in such degeneracy given the chance. I'm looking at you Scat-NEET.

>>132106

Sounds like you could use a goon-bag. Dan is open rain, hail or shine.

>>132107

Don't be so harsh, he's a Contributing Member of Society. Unlike the rest of us…


 No.132113

>>132109

>report all the neets abusing med certs

>get extra neetbux

Neet warfare just got personnel


 No.132114

>>132110

>he's a Contributing Member of Society.

I absolutely am not


 No.132121

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>>132110

Except after 9


 No.132122>>132135

>tfw chicken soup

It almost cured my depression


 No.132123>>132124 >>132125 >>132126

File (hide): fcc109942d0ce73⋯.jpg (56.78 KB, 520x804, 130:201, Friday.jpg) (h) (u)

What's everyone doing tonight? Get any party invites? Tinder hook-ups? A date with Dan?


 No.132124>>132135

>>132123

Gonna watch anime and then be in bed by 9:30


 No.132125>>132127 >>132135

>>132123

About to hit dans and go over my mates to watch Sydney and Melbourne.


 No.132126>>132135 >>132139

>>132123

Gonna go work my delivery job, probably gonna get rapes


 No.132127>>132128

>>132125

Fucking Chadneet


 No.132128

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>>132127

>he doesn't have friends

>he isn't so endearing and funny people are willing to forgive being a dole bludger


 No.132135

>>132124

Sweet dreams. I bought a bottle of whisky but am feeling almost too tired to drink any tonight.

>>132125

I haven't had a friend in 10 years, but to be fair I don't put myself out there to make any.

>>132126

Robbed more likely

>>132122

What sort m8? Home-made or a pack of instant soup?


 No.132137>>132138 >>132142

sorry about lack of vid, just felt like shit today due to pic related - will have one out monday


 No.132138>>132140

>>132137

>pic related

did i miss out on something big?


 No.132139

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>132126

just like my filipino flip books


 No.132140>>132141 >>132145

>>132138

nah irl shit


 No.132141

>>132140

not as bad i suppose but sad to hear it anyway


 No.132142

>>132137

>NEET

>Big week

No need to apologise. You're under no obligation to provide us with vids. I'd prefer quality over quantity anyway. Rest up friend, tomorrow's another struggle.


 No.132143

>>132106

>doing wfd


 No.132144>>132146

>>132106

Comfy rain is a gift from the NEET God. Only a true wagie would complain of rain on a weekend or day off. Never go full wagie


 No.132145

>>132140

mummybot?


 No.132146

>>132144

Thats why its important to spare a tendie out of the box as an offering


 No.132147

File (hide): 20f772e2eab0913⋯.png (127.15 KB, 1452x858, 22:13, 1476420754404.png) (h) (u)

>tfw the year is halfway gone

>>132040

Like this


 No.132150>>132151 >>132156 >>132160 >>132165 >>132190

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Morning NEETs.


 No.132151

>>132150

morning

been in depression but never taken anti-depressants so i can't say much


 No.132152>>132154 >>132160

Are we all ready for Dry July neetos?


 No.132154>>132155

>>132152

>giving up alcohol

sounds awful


 No.132155

>>132154

just think of all the extra money you'd have for goon in August


 No.132156>>132159 >>132160 >>132176

>>132150

no bully, but you sound like the most depressed person i think i've ever heard, clearly anti-depressants have done nothing positive for your situation.


 No.132159

>>132156

He hasn't offed himself though. Maybe they made that difference.


 No.132160>>132163 >>132165 >>132176

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>>132150

>It's a good time to reflect

>I haven't really done much

Oh how I know those feels

>Happy pills, do they make you feel 'happy'?

No, their sole mechanism is to stop you from feeling sad. Not feeling sad/depressed doesn't equal happiness, you've still got to work on that.

Your room looks very barren. Don't you have any cupboards to store your treasures? The word 'austere' comes to mind when watching that vid

>Depression you can kind of cure

There reality is there's no actual concrete test in which to diagnose depression.

>>132156

Keep in mind that he was recording that vid late at night so that could be the reason why he's talking in such a low/or 'depressed' tone of voice.

>>132152

As in don't piss your pants month?


 No.132161

Who else /drunk in the AM?


 No.132163

>>132160

>As in don't piss your pants month?

Nice try mummybot, I'm not falling for your tricks


 No.132165>>132168 >>132176

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>>132150

>tell me what you've achieved this month

Cheesecake, you know very well that we haven't achieved anything since the beginning of 2017, let alone this June. That wasn't a nice thing to say. 10 GBPs from Gryffindor.

>>132160

>Keep in mind that he was recording that vid late at night so that could be the reason why he's talking in such a low/or 'depressed' tone of voice.

He's probably speaking in that tone because that's the easiest way to talk without being heard through walls. In regular conversation it'd denote a lack of confidence but not in this context.


 No.132167>>132168 >>132179 >>132186 >>132187

File (hide): 644155c0b4ba1fc⋯.jpg (1.95 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 1498884109132658821531.jpg) (h) (u)

Check this shit out at coles neets


 No.132168>>132171 >>132176

>>132167

MAX Vanilla. Don't think I've ever tried it, but I always liked Coca-Cola's full-sugared vanilla variety. Plus I prefer Woolies over Coles, just saying.

>>132165

I even tried writing down a few goals on a monthly calendar like another NEET suggested but still couldn't bring myself to do anything. But to be fair I only wrote those goals down in the last week or so, so maybe better luck this month?

Cheesecake, how many people do you live with?


 No.132169>>132174

The Cheesecake community. No friends. No Girl-fiends. Kill me


 No.132170>>132175 >>132179 >>132248

With regards to goals, you should start off with realistic goals - depending on your circumstances, otherwise you are just setting yourself up for failure. Start off with something easy and achievable, then work your way up to more complex things.


 No.132171

>>132168

max vanilla is a lot more watery so you probably wouldn't like it as much


 No.132174


 No.132175>>132177

>>132170

DSP is a good goal, or fapping less than 5 times a day


 No.132176

>>132168

>Cheesecake, how many people do you live with?

Just my mother and my brother. I recommend the calendar quite a bit. It has helped me organize my life better and add little goals to months.

>>132165

>Cheesecake, you know very well that we haven't achieved anything since the beginning of 2017, let alone this June. That wasn't a nice thing to say. 10 GBPs from Gryffindor.

sorry ;_;

>He's probably speaking in that tone because that's the easiest way to talk without being heard through walls. In regular conversation it'd denote a lack of confidence but not in this context.

I was fairly tired, needed sleep.

>>132156

>no bully, but you sound like the most depressed person i think i've ever heard, clearly anti-depressants have done nothing positive for your situation

They have made my life somewhat easier to deal with on a day to day basis, its a improvement.

>>132160

>No, their sole mechanism is to stop you from feeling sad. Not feeling sad/depressed doesn't equal happiness, you've still got to work on that.

I wasn't calling them happy pills myself, I was dispelling the notion of them being called that. My mum always called them happy pills and I hear others doing so. They don't make you happy, just make you feel less.

>Your room looks very barren. Don't you have any cupboards to store your treasures? The word 'austere' comes to mind when watching that vid

I do have a few cupboards. I'll probably do a room tour next.


 No.132177

>>132175

Do nofap, you pathetic beta. Unless you want to have ED the rest of your life and fuck up the dopamine levels in your brain.


 No.132179

>>132167

I tried the vanilla flavor of that, lacking compared to the vanilla Coke. They should have kept the lime flavor instead.

>>132170

Good advice. Mark twain said something along those lines


 No.132182>>132184 >>132248

>tfw lost my job

a-at least I don't need to pretend to be a neet on here anymore


 No.132184>>132185

>>132182

Welcome to neetdom.


 No.132185

>>132184

I was only a wagie for ~4 months so it's more like coming home


 No.132186

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>132167

I liked the new no sugar coke that's on sale.

I had half a pizza for dinner.

Don't really have much to say about what's going on. My sleep schedules been better past few days.


 No.132187

>>132167

You'd have to pay me to drink the fizzy jew


 No.132189

>>132065

he doesn't doofus he is getting evicted


 No.132190

>>132150

I think those withdrawal symptoms you described were brain zaps. I had them when I stopped taking my jew pills and they were fucking horrible


 No.132192>>132193 >>132194 >>132204 >>132223

The NEET life is doing my head in boys.

I am thinking of buying some land in the middle of nowhere and living in a tent.

Just want to get away from it all. Can't stand having to deal with my family any more.

I feel like my inevitable suicide is getting closer and closer.


 No.132193

>>132192

You need a raison d'être neeto


 No.132194>>132195

>>132192

>I am thinking of buying some land in the middle of nowhere and living in a tent.

you got enough cash for that? then do it!


 No.132195>>132196 >>132197 >>132199 >>132248

>>132194

I have been saving my NEETbux for three years now and almost have enough to buy a 30 acre block of land.

It would be a hard life and very remote. No running water, no mains power, no sanitation. No internet.


 No.132196

>>132195

just do all your research now and make hard copies


 No.132197>>132198

>>132195

A lot of neets have said the same thing and never did it.


 No.132198

>>132197

because saying "I want to completely change my life by doing something ridiculously risky" is a lot easier than actually doing it


 No.132199>>132200

>>132195

Save for another 3 years, might be able to get something more liveable.


 No.132200>>132201

>>132199

I don't know if I can last another three years. I can barely leave the house any more because I hate being seen by the neighbours.

I want to be free.


 No.132201>>132202

>>132200

Is moving to a secluded acreage rally going to solve your problems though? If anything it's going to put you under the microscope of your nearest neighbour who might be your only neighbour for tens of kilometres and that could get awkward fast if you give the wrong impression. Your current neighbours probably don't even notice or give a shit about you - no need to worry about them tbqh.


 No.132202>>132203

>>132201

I don't know. I need to think about it. I am just sick of fooling myself into thinking I can "get better" and change the way I see things. I have tried and failed too many times in the past. I do not think I am capable of feeling at peace while living around other people. I just want to be able to go outside and sit in the sun without having to worry about other people seeing me.

I am going to bed now but will be back in the thread tomorrow.


 No.132203>>132224

>>132202

Do you go camping at all? Maybe being alone in a tent for a few days could help scratch the itch. You could even head off into the middle of nowhere for a few weeks with a ute and a tent if you wanted.


 No.132204>>132206 >>132207

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>>132192

I think I might kill myself this year.


 No.132206

>>132204

pls no :(


 No.132207

>>132204

killing yourself is a lot of effort mate, put it off until next year


 No.132214>>132221 >>132222 >>132230

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>tfw just got paid


 No.132221>>132230

>>132214

Nice.

Morning NEETs


 No.132222

>>132214

getting paid on Sunday is fucking great


 No.132223

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>>132192

>buy tent

>buy balls for kids ball pit

>load up on goon

You'll figure it out m8.


 No.132224>>132252

>>132203

No I have never been camping. I don't go because I don't like dealing with other people which is why I want to buy my own land so I know it will be private.


 No.132225>>132226

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Is there any Australian uni that isn't 100% pozzed and crawling with chinks, communists and rife with price gouging?


 No.132226

>>132225

They are all expensive and pozzed. Chink populations vary. Some have more chinks than others but they all have some.


 No.132228>>132234 >>132238

Who else gets a sick feeling in their stomach whenever their phone rings or sounds for a notification?

I just want to throw the fucking thing out.


 No.132230>>132233

>>132214

Fuck I'm jelly. Have been broke for the last fortnight due to a couple of big bills. Thankfully I get paid tomorrow. And I plan on putting some away into a savings account. Just need to stop going to Dan's and I should start accruing the bux.

>>132221

Morning. Drinking some Irish coffee. Had too much of Dan's medicine last night and ended up with the shakes plus a spew.


 No.132233>>132235

>>132230

>putting some away into a savings account

Rabodirect have this nifty thing called a "Notice Saver" where you need to give them 31 days notice to withdraw any money from your savings account. It really helps you save because you can't blow the money on impulsive purchases and depressive binges.


 No.132234>>132236

>>132228

Worst is a missed call from max or a private number because you know it's cenno


 No.132235

>>132233

Thanks for the tip. I'm currently with Westpac and ING so will have to see what they offer in terms of savings accounts. The account I've got with Westpac is just a cheque account so there's interest earned but with the benefit of no account fees.


 No.132236>>132238

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>>132234

I don't give Centrelink or Job Agencies my number. They try to get me to but they can't force you.

I hate getting calls from my mother the most. And all her stupid fucking text messages.


 No.132237>>132238

Man deliveries sacked last night, it was raining hard and it got down to 6 degrees and the car windows kept fogging up because my AC doesn't work.

I might sign up to deliveroo because they only do selected areas which means less driving.


 No.132238>>132255

>>132228

Yes. Every time I see an unknown/blocked number I rarely answer it. Has been this way since running into a big debt nearly a decade ago (banks, debt collectors calling non-stop). At those moments I sorta wished that I just didn't exist.

>>132236

So not everyone here has a loving mother

>>132237

How much did you make? and did you come across any half-conscious drunken qts? Try not to get too caught up with the negatives, think of the positives (extra pocket-money, no WFTD, half-conscious drunken qts in need of a 'lift' etc)


 No.132245>>132246 >>132248

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Every morning I wake up and a new body part seems to be aching.

Neck, arms, back, legs, feet, hands. I have had it all.

Don't know what the fuck is going on any more.


 No.132246>>132247

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>>132245

i've just learned to let it go and try to enjoy the wild ride that is my body killing itself for me


 No.132247>>132251 >>132256

>>132246

A few weeks ago I was getting chest pains and struggling to breathe and I almost called an ambulance, but I decided not to because I didn't want to have to deal with it.

I changed clothes so if I died I wouldn't look like such a mess. I hadn't been wearing underwear.

The chest pains went away on their own after a while.


 No.132248>>132249

>>132245

Hmm… Stop falling to sleep in your goon closet.

>>132195

I'm sure the nearest council will still want something from you even if there's no town water, sewerage or similar. Then there's the issue of paying such fees for the rest of your life, and if you plan on remaining on Cenno they'll probably still expect you to come into their/or a job agency's offices which would cost a sweet neet penny given the distance traveled. Rest assured you're not the only one with such dreams. But I'd rather a decent-sized block of land that already has a house. You've done well with your saving, just be sure you've done enough research before spending it all.

>>132182

What job and why?

>>132170

Sage advice. I'm probably better off writing down only one goal than numerous random goals/tasks that I've been meaning to achieve for years now.


 No.132249>>132253

>>132248

>a decent-sized block of land that already has a house

Yeah but that costs too much money that I don't have. Even a block of land with a half-decent liveable shed would need at least another three years of saving. Another three years of living like this. I don't think I can make it.

If I bought a bush block I would need to pay council rates but they are only a couple of hundred bucks a year. Much cheaper than the amount of rent I am paying currently. If I buy a bare block I will be able to improve it over time. I can start off in a tent and then upgrade to a caravan and then build a shed as I save more money.

There would be a lot of satisfaction in setting goals like that and seeing yourself transforming your own land.

I am on the DSP bux so Centrelink and all the Job Agency shit doesn't apply to me.


 No.132251>>132258

>>132247

had persistent back pains for a month now which really sucks


 No.132252>>132253

>>132224

You don't have to camp in camping grounds, you can camp wherever.


 No.132253>>132254

>>132249

>>132249

>I am on the DSP bux so Centrelink and all the Job Agency shit doesn't apply to me

Seriously? So moving to an area with literally no job prospects won't affect your payment. Well I guess not seeing as how you're not a 'job seeker'. I reckon you should do it asap. You'll feel like a king owning some land. Buy some timber and make a little shack, it would be a step-up from a tent.

>>132252

So long as you're not on privately-owned land, plus some national parks specifically state that camping is prohibited. Then there's the snakes and spiders, rogue boongs etc. Take a sling-shot or a diver's spear gun at least.


 No.132254>>132261

>>132253

>Buy some timber and make a little shack

Yeah I am thinking about this. Problem is I am not very handy and don't know how to build stuff. I thought buying a cheap caravan might be best.


 No.132255>>132261

>>132238

Not too much money, I kept getting job offers that were too far away and sometimes I was sitting around waiting for anything.

It's still a thousand times better than wfd since I can listen to music in my car.

Not many women to rape since the rain keeps them indoors


 No.132256>>132257

>>132247

I used to get chest pains, when to a doc who did an eeg and fucked it up so the results said I had narrow arteries.

Had to go to a hospital for 6 hours to confirm it and get another eeg, chest x-ray and blood tests just for the doctor at the hospital to tell me there was nothing wrong with me and to gtfo.

Got a second opinion and the doctor reckoned it was a combination of anxiety and growing pains in my rib and chest muscles.

Still it doesn't hurt to go down and get your blood pressure checked, once the hospital told me I was fine the pains and worry stopped and I felt great.


 No.132257

>>132256

> it doesn't hurt to go down and get your blood pressure checked

Everything hurts for me. I don't like my hideous body being seen by doctors etc. I would literally rather die than get a medical examination.


 No.132258

>>132251

Do more stretching and drink more water.

Or else mummy bot is working you too hard then you need to call neet protection


 No.132261>>132262 >>132275

>>132254

I'm sure there's helpful vids on Youtube, plus you could buy the textbooks that apprentice carpenters are required to have

>>132255

You might make more money with an actual pizza delivery job. But nowadays they require you to do more than just deliver (store clean-ups, making and cutting pizzas etc)


 No.132262>>132263

>>132261

>you could buy the textbooks that apprentice carpenters are required to have

I had never thought of that. That is such a good idea. Especially if there are Australian textbooks which have Australian names for stuff because that is one of the problems with YouTube since it is mostly American and things are different over there. I am going to look into it now.


 No.132263>>132265 >>132266

>>132262

just get a used caravan as local council will make you remove any fixed structure you build yourself and you wont get permission to build it yourself without a builders licence anyway, you can get a good used old one for a few thousand.


 No.132264

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Completely forgot this was happening today.

Inb4 'normie sports'


 No.132265>>132272

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>>132263

Not if he affixes caster wheels to it, then it won't technically be a 'fixed structure'.


 No.132266>>132267

>>132263

>local council

They don't give a shit what happens on blocks of land miles from anywhere.

You won't be able to get sewerage and electricity and stuff connected to an unapproved structure, but I want to be off the grid anyway.


 No.132267

>>132266

They do give a shit because the greedy jews live off the fees charged.


 No.132268

Test.


 No.132270>>132277 >>132285 >>132325

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>that feeling in your chest when you get an email from the New Zealand tax department reminding you that you've failed to meet your repayment obligations for your student loan

>you don't even have a job

>you didn't even finish the degree


 No.132271>>132273 >>132278

I got fed up with WFD and so I cut myself off from Newstart, how long until I can apply again and not have to do WFD?


 No.132272>>132274

>>132265

they're deadly serious about their planning by-laws and if you dont abide by them, they will find out and come hassling you to remove whatever structure you've built for yourself even if it means forcibly removing you from your own property because the fees are their bread and butter, local rangers are employed to just go around looking for stuff like OP wants to do


 No.132273>>132282

>>132271

You need to start working towards getting on DSP mate.


 No.132274>>132280

>>132272

Things are different out bush.


 No.132275>>132276 >>132325

>>132261

Pizza places only hire junior's


 No.132276>>132279

>>132275

Juniors or Pajeets and Chinks taking part in various visa scams.


 No.132277

>>132270

Tell them to go fuck sheep, you could try offer them one of your kidneys


 No.132278>>132282

>>132271

8 weeks or something, but even then I've heard rumours they'll just make you go back once you sign up again.

Should go to a paid gp and claim depression or anxiety and say you've had a history of it (they won't know).

Or you could study, or get a food delivery job like me


 No.132279

>>132276

I need to open up my own pizza place.

I should call it extra young extra cheesy cp.

I'd have 50 year old men lined up down the street


 No.132280>>132281

>>132274

seems like a lot of money to just risk having them throw you off it, and whether bush or city they both have planning regualtions, want to know how you dispose of waste etc etc


 No.132281

>>132280

Have mummy come out and collect your trash and poo


 No.132282>>132283

>>132273

I don't have any disabilities and cannot lie about it.

>>132278

I am already 4 weeks in, I will try in another 4.

I don't like driving and can't do it very fast, I work security though and that gives me something, but I only get one shift a month or so.


 No.132283

>>132282

>I don't have any disabilities

Anon mental illnesses count as disabilities and if you didn't have them you wouldn't be here right now and your life wouldn't be in the state it is in.

I do not say that to insult you but you need to face reality.


 No.132284>>132287 >>132290 >>132294

Why is the sterotypical pedo middle aged? Isn't it a life time thing?


 No.132285

>>132270

>Throw away passport

>Claim asylum in Australia

>Lifetime on dsp with extra gibs


 No.132286>>132288 >>132296 >>132307 >>132325 >>132330

>tfw just ate a family burger box to myself

>2 zinger burgers

2 twisters

2 large chips

5 nuggets

All for $25.95, fuck I'm full


 No.132287

>>132284

The dirty old man is a very old trope. I do not know its origins. Presumable a 50 year old pedo was also a 20 year old pedo once but it is not my area of expertise.


 No.132288

>>132286

KFC near me sucks I don't go there any more. I cook my own binges now. Ate a whole 2.5kg Roast Pork yesterday.


 No.132289>>132295 >>132303 >>132310 >>132330

File (hide): 6e7956dca0207f2⋯.png (25.97 KB, 614x751, 614:751, 1470711259642.png) (h) (u)

NEETs is it folly to keep trying to change yourself into a normie?

At what point is it a better strategy to accept your shortcomings and peculiarities and structure your life to accommodate them instead of constantly hating yourself for being unable to change?

I would not recommend an 18 year old NEET to give up and stop trying to change. But once you get 25+ and have been through all the meds and psychologists etc, I think it might be time to consider accepting that who you are is permanent.

Personally I am now considering giving up on the whole weight loss and dieting treadmill. I think it is time to just accept that I am a fat person and always will be. Every time I have lost weight in the past I have always put it back on. Time to stop hating myself about it.


 No.132290

>>132284

People just imagine a fat creepy old cunt when they think of pedos, when in reality anyone can be one. This cunt is a confirmed pedo


 No.132294

>>132284

Because people think of pedos as ugly people and middle aged ugly men are the ugliest people in most peoples minds

Also potentially because many pedos would find themselves in a position of trust by that age


 No.132295>>132298

>>132289

Keep at the weight loss m8. It takes constant dedication, you just need to keep at it.

I am 20, so I haven't given up yet on any hope of becoming a person I would feel more happy being. Maybe it is foolish. I have accepted my shortcomings, but I think if I improve other parts I can change, it would make me a better version of myself.

I don't however think I will ever have a normal life. I am not sure if I even wanted it even if it was offered. I envy it, yet I would feel uncomfortable because my current existence is all I know. Every year, every month, every day that goes by I accept myself a little bit more. My greatest fear is in a few years sitting exactly where I am with nothing accomplished.


 No.132296>>132299 >>132336

>>132286

I feel like attempting that, I fear I wouldn't get through it all though.

>TFW $30 in my account

Monday cannot come soon enough.


 No.132297>>132300

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I know you can get a cert to not do wfd. If I get a cert will I be exempt from job search and Max appointments?


 No.132298>>132300

>>132295

>Keep at the weight loss m8. It takes constant dedication, you just need to keep at it

But at what point do you realise you just can't do it? I have been trying to stop being a fat pig all my life and I am not that young any more.


 No.132299>>132301

>>132296

>TFW $30 in my account

What feel is that? Good or bad? $30 isn't too bad from my perspective.


 No.132300>>132304

>>132297

Yes.

>>132298

Why did you fail the last times? Did you analyze exactly why? Keep attempting, with every failure brings greater knowledge of the next attempt.

I am in the opposite boat, gaining weight. I have been a skeleton my entire life, and have attempted to put on weight and failed many times. The past few months I have been consistently eating decent amounts. I am currently 63kg, 1.5 years ago I was 48. It takes consistency. Exercise and eat healthy every day, and keep doing it every day until you are where you want to be and keep doing it t stay there. You're going to make it m8.


 No.132301>>132302

>>132299

Its bad, but its subjective really. I get anxiety having little money in my account, I usually have a few hundred or thousand in it, but had rego and a lot of expenses last month.


 No.132302>>132305

>>132301

I get the same anxiety, I am always caught out with no money often with a week left to payday. Fortunately any real predicament is fixed with a humiliating phone call to my parents or sister.


 No.132303

>>132289

Don't give up man, if you've already lost some weight you've done a bunch of hard work for nothing.


 No.132304>>132306

>>132300

No, the odds are I'm not going to make it. Very few people ever make it. All my attempts in the past have ended in failure.

Your sort of attitude is appropriate towards a younger man. I do not like to be a downer and crush the spirit of the young. But for an old dog like me I think wisdom is accepting that I am not going to change myself in any fundamental way and it is time to let go of my fantasies of becoming a different person.


 No.132305

>>132302

>a humiliating phone call

I know that feel. I used to turn up to my mum's work and get money off her.

I was a fucking disgrace.


 No.132306>>132308

>>132304

Not trying to sound like a dick here, but your entire posts just reads like you're reaching for any excuse you can find


 No.132307

>>132286

I think being a jew with money is the only reason I'm not 30 kegs heavier


 No.132308>>132309

>>132306

I have not made any excuse at all. It is about acceptance, not excuses.


 No.132309>>132311

>>132308

>the odds are bad

>I've failed before

>I'm old

>I can't change

Sounds like "it's too hard" to me. Plenty of people lose weight, plenty of them failed before, plenty of them were older. As for fundamentally changing, don't think of it that way. You're just eating less calories, not chopping off your dick.


 No.132310

>>132289

I think both that one should endeavour to improve oneself however one should also be practical and accept what is feasible and what is not. If you stop trying to improve your life will only decline and you will lose motivation and feel bad about yourself.

As for weight loss, you need to change your lifestyle. Don't try to cut down completely on all rubbish instantly, you will never be able to sustain this. Try to cut down on as much as you realistically can and be able to maintain.


 No.132311>>132312 >>132313

>>132309

My Dad has the exact same weight problem as me and has all his life. The other day he was talking for ages (as usual) about how he is trying to lose weight and hates being overweight etc. He is 73 years old! And he has been saying these exact same things for 50 years now.

I just found myself thinking he should have stopped worrying about it at some point because it has really blighted his life. I found myself thinking I don't want t o make the same mistake as him. All the diets and self-consciousness and everything.

Now obviously the best result is to not be fat, but I have failed SO MANY TIMES and I find it so hard. So I found myself thinking well maybe I should avoid making the other mistake he made, which was giving such a shit all the time about how fat he was or wasn't.

It just seemed ridiculous being in your seventies and giving a shit about it like that. And I don't want to end up like that.


 No.132312

>>132311

I'm not sure how you'd just accept something like that though. Being fat is bad and it reflects poorly on a person, you can't get around that without tumblr tier mental gymnastics.

I think even a small chance of spending the next 20-30 years of your life not being fat is far worth trying for over forcing yourself to accept failure.

I really don't want to be that fag saying "u can do it lol" but I think it's possible for even the biggest fatty to find a way.


 No.132313>>132315 >>132317

>>132311

Maybe its genetic?


 No.132314>>132316 >>132318 >>132326

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>heater on


 No.132315>>132317

>>132313

Obesity is not genetic. It is often learned from your parents though.


 No.132316

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>>132314

>>132314

>fire revved right up


 No.132317>>132319 >>132323

>>132313

>>132315

I think it is genetic in the sense that the appetite regulation failure is genetic.

Obviously you still have to eat like a pig to get obese in the first place.

But I am HUNGRY all the time. I feel like I am starving and once I start eating I don't stop until I feel sick. And the more I eat the hungrier I get.


 No.132318

>>132314

I have the heater on but I am dreading the electricity bill next month.


 No.132319>>132320

>>132317

When I lost weight that feeling lifted over time. I still had too big of an appetite but it was nowhere near where it was when I was massive fatass tier. I think a certain level of increased appetite will always just stay, similar to how alcoholics can never quite have the same relationship with alcohol as the normals.


 No.132320>>132321 >>132322

>>132319

When I lost weight I would always put it back on because the cravings were so intense and once I gave in even a little bit - just a couple of biscuits - I would not be able to stop myself from polishing off the rest of the pack. And rather than satisfying a craving that would get me craving more until I was just a fucking animal eating anything in sight.


 No.132321

>>132320

I fell down that slide a few times too. It feels so easy when you're in the rhythm but as soon as you get out of it you're fucked.


 No.132322

>>132320

Maybe you can lift weights and become a strongman? That way you can eat heaps and have a body to suit your appetite?


 No.132323>>132324 >>132327

>>132317

You become less sensitive to hunger over time. If I skipped breakfast, I would feel like I was dying by lunchtime, kept doing short fasts, and now I can go several days without eating. Keep trying to loose the weight, but don't do it at the expense of your mental health. You can do it. Just keep your head up and keep going. Set a very simple goal. Something laughably easy. If you don't do it, don't get upset. Just set nice easy simple goal, give it a crack and see how it goes. It really helps your self esteem to achieve something, even if it is minor. At the same time, if you fail because you made it too hard, your self esteem crashes which puts you off from trying and in the sadness you will want to eat more. My problem has never been with food, but with pornography, masturbation and drinking. Not happy neet with a goon bag having a cheeky wank, it was my only way of coping with shit and still largely is. I have been trying to better myself for five years now, I'm not quite where I want to be but I'm better. For that I am proud. You can do it neet. I believe in you. Drunken phone post.


 No.132324

>>132323

Lose not loose. Fuck me. English is my only language and I sound like some foreign gook fuck.


 No.132325

>>132270

Can't say "IKTF". What happens now?

>>132275

Maybe for in-house positions (ie making pizzas, running the till), but I've seen plenty of older drivers in my town. Most juniors are on their L's anyway.

>>132286

That's a lot of Colonel Sanders. I'd struggle with just 1 zinger and 1 large chips. Now I'm hungry.


 No.132326

>>132314

Just got back from a nice long night-walk. It really helps to clear one's mind. Warming-up with a cup of hot tea, it's not cold enough for the heater yet.


 No.132327>>132328

>>132323

Anon I appreciate your advice (and others) but this is not my first rodeo.

I have lost over 50kg on four different occasions. Once I kept the weight off for over a year but it was a real struggle the whole time and eventually I lost.

My whole point is how many times must I go through this process before admitting it is pointless? Everyone here is basically saying "one more time" but if I fail again they will just say "one more time" again. Rinse and repeat.

I think most people would agree my father is foolish for still caring about this shit now that he is 73. But am I really any different? Isn't it time to just let go? If not now, when?


 No.132328>>132329

>>132327

Imagine how fucking huge you will get if you give up and resign to hopelessness. Even if you yo-yo it's better than keeping on gaining.


 No.132329>>132331 >>132332 >>132340

>>132328

I don't want to become the world's fattest man. I have a sort of natural weight my body seems to like to settle at and then it stops gaining any more and I stop feeling so hungry all the time too.


 No.132330>>132333

>>132286

>buying fast food that isn't from the dollar menu

>>132289

I'm dieting right now, sleep schedules been improving.

Being 20 years old, I can't keep this up for much longer myself, I'll be damned if I end up a poorfag in this country.

Foodwise, almonds/eggs and vegetables that hold water when cooked like broccoli are going to fill you up.

I just bought MDE's e-book and I've been skimming it. Pretty good stuff.

Come Tuesday I have a plan, playing games isn't enjoyable anymore and I keep looking at the clock all day waiting to go to sleep for a brief escape.


 No.132331

>>132329

up the saturated fat, ditch the carbs (keto) and you won't be hungry


 No.132332

>>132329

>I don't want to become the world's fattest man.

c'mon man, believe in yourself


 No.132333

>>132330

> vegetables that hold water when cooked like broccoli are going to fill you up

Broc, not so much, but green beans are awesome. Low energy content, and if you don't like the taste then drown them in lemon juice or lime juice. Eat a half kilo bag of frozen green beans. Costs something like $1.50 at Aldi.

Mushrooms are good too, just don't get tempted to cook them in butter or something stupid. Have them with balsamic vinegar or something. (just make sure it's not a vinegar that contains dickloads of sugar)

I agree carbs are bad, but what you REALLY want to do is decrease your energy intake, and that's calories/kilojoules.


 No.132334>>132335 >>132339 >>132340

>buy some new underwear

>completely forget to check the size before buying them

>check it now

>fucking 7XL

how the fuck


 No.132335>>132337

>>132334

>how the fuck

It's called being retarded.


 No.132336>>132338

>>132296

I've only 12 cents until Monday. Is there anything special you plan on buying?


 No.132337

>>132335

I meant the 7XL part

I thought sizes stopped at 3 or 4XL


 No.132338

>>132336

> Is there anything special you plan on buying?

Not really, just food.


 No.132339>>132341

>>132334

Too small?


 No.132340

>>132329

>I stop feeling so hungry all the time

m8 hunger is mostly psychological, you can satisfy pangs even with a glass of water

until you're skelle skeleington or in a survival situation where food is scarce and you haven't eaten in a few days hunger is pretty much just you wanting to eat for no reason

>>132334

just wrap them around yourself and staple the flap on


 No.132341

>>132339

You need at least a 10 to tame neet jr


 No.132342>>132343

Just wrote up this month's calendar, this time putting only one small goal on it. I won't add anymore until I've achieved that one.


 No.132343

>>132342

Good work m8. I only started off with one too.

Just cooked some bacon in the oven, came out perfect, cooked evenly. Much better than the inefficient pan.


 No.132344>>132347

Just shaved off the neet neckbeard so I look respectable for wfd tomorrow

secretly hoping I die in my sleep or something tbh, I need to find a real job soon


 No.132345>>132346 >>132347 >>132356 >>132359

Group suicide when?


 No.132346>>132351

>>132345

Sure buddy, you go first and we'll come right after you


 No.132347>>132349 >>132351

>>132344

Aren't you the NEET doing the delivery gig?

>>132345

No


 No.132349>>132350

>>132347

>Aren't you the NEET doing the delivery gig?

I am not. I like his idea, but I'm still on my Ls


 No.132350

File (hide): ecf3d2317a38f12⋯.png (138.68 KB, 917x871, 917:871, ztlgaah.png) (h) (u)

>>132349

>but I'm still on my Ls

same


 No.132351>>132353 >>132354

>>132346

>>132347

>>132346

Fucking normalfags


 No.132353

>>132351

My life is improving.


 No.132354

>>132351

bucketneet pls go


 No.132355>>132357

Might have a coffee and woolies custard cream biscuits, dipped of course.


 No.132356

>>132345

I kind of don't want to do something so drastic and final yet, which is why even though I want to get firearms again I am not going to in case I do. I don't see myself living past 30 though.


 No.132357

>>132355

sometimes i miss carbs for moments like those


 No.132358>>132361 >>132371

File (hide): c770a72ada668d2⋯.jpg (82.52 KB, 722x349, 722:349, 1492846404852.jpg) (h) (u)

Who else here checks their bank account even though there is absolutely no reason for there to be any money in there?

I guess I was hoping for a miracle. No luck this morning though. Looks like it is going to be oatmeal and water again until my NEETbux on Wednesday.


 No.132359>>132360

>>132345

Rather than a group suicide why don't we have a group support system instead?

We should all move into a house together.


 No.132360

>>132359

That's probably more likely to end in death than a neet group suicide


 No.132361

>>132358

I check mine daily regardless. A few weeks ago i had 25 extra dollars unexpectedly because my rent assistance claim went through, that was a good day.


 No.132362>>132363

>parents want me to ring x business because 'they might just be looking for people you know'

>won't stop nagging me about it

getting anxious tbh


 No.132363

>>132362

poor neet


 No.132364>>132365

Morning cunts. I am enjoying some Twinings Australian afternoon tea. Its 10:25am here in WA.


 No.132365>>132366

>>132364

>Australian afternoon tea

I like the box that shit comes in but I can't drink tea. It feels heavy in my stomach, makes me feel bloated and sick.

>drinking afternoon tea in the AM

I keep that sort of mischief out of my life. I am on the straight and narrow myself.


 No.132366>>132368

>>132365

For me it feels lighter and more refreshing than coffee. I don't put any sugar in it though, I think the sugar I put in my coffee made me feel bad.

Its pretty good tea though, it feels like a refreshing Australian tea some bushman would drink or something. Do they even drink tea? Not sure, but this seems pretty good. I used to drink tea religiously as a kid, not sure why I stopped, but its good to re-discover it again, it gives me somewhat of a nostalgic feeling.


 No.132368>>132388 >>132402

File (hide): eb1852465692c36⋯.jpg (33.38 KB, 443x409, 443:409, 1468903281376.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132366

When I was a kid I used to drink tea with heaps of milk and three sugars.

It was only later I realised what I actually liked was milk and sugar, not tea.

I have tried really hard to like tea without milk and sugar because I really wish there was a hot drink I could enjoy and that could fill my stomach that had no sugar or calories. But alas it always makes me feel a bit sick.


 No.132371>>132373

>>132358

I checked mine 12:01 this morning as I get paid today. Felt great to see a few hundred in there, as opposed to the 12 cents that was in there only 2 minutes before. I'll be opening a savings account as I'm determined to break the seemingly never-ending cycle of living payday to payday. You're gonna make it m8, only 2 more days.


 No.132373

>>132371

I used to get my bux at 12:01 but for some reason my new bank only puts them in my account at around 6AM.


 No.132377>>132378 >>132392

I am feeling tempted to order Domino's and pay by PayPal from my bank account and hope PayPal don't try and debit the money before I get some in there on Wednesday.

I have got to stop doing shit like this. I am like some kind of junkie. I don't even like Domino's but I am just so hungry for something other than oatmeal.

I am a lowlife NEET scum.


 No.132378>>132379

>>132377

Has that method ever worked for you before? Doesn't sound like it would tbqh. You seriously don't have any other food besides oatmeal? You're not a lowlife either, you're just depressed because you're broke. You'll feel better in less than 48 hours


 No.132379>>132380

>>132378

Yes that method has worked for me before on more than one occasion. Except one time I ended up owing paypal money but it was pretty easy to fix up once I got my bux.

All I have to eat is plain home brand rolled oats and water.

My life is out of control I am really struggling here.


 No.132380>>132384

>>132379

>>132379

I did that trick a lot last year. As well as overdrafting my bank account to get pizza I would get all paypal payments reversed/refunded until my PayPal account eventually got suspended.


 No.132381>>132382 >>132413 >>132702

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13343179

will make music less loud next time


 No.132382>>132383

>>132381

You did not structure the poll correctly. You have it going 22-24 and then 24-30, so where would a 24 year old fit into this?


 No.132383>>132406

>>132382

Didn't mean to make it super specific, more just generally what range you fall in - Like if you just turned 24 put down 22-24 and if you're 24 and a half put down 24-30

I think most NEETs would be under 25 so I did more options for those


 No.132384

>>132380

You are what I am trying to avoid becoming. But step by step I descend further and further into hell.


 No.132386>>132387 >>132393

File (hide): f6a7b77e2b7eb0a⋯.jpg (90.6 KB, 1075x839, 1075:839, domm.jpg) (h) (u)

I succumbed to the temptation lads.


 No.132387>>132389

File (hide): b093fd75e6d326d⋯.jpg (20.46 KB, 320x310, 32:31, 1498774748314.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132386

>no pizza


 No.132388>>132389

>>132368

I discovered the secret a fortnught ago: hot cocoa. Same ratio of water to milk as tea, just add a spoonful of cocoa.


 No.132389>>132390

>>132387

Their pizza is SHIT. I don't like ordering from them at all but they are the only place near me who accept paypal. I haven't tried any of the chicken products before. I will report back on how they go.

>>132388

Doesn't it need sugar?


 No.132390

>>132389

No sugar required.


 No.132391>>132394 >>132395

Alright the meal has been eaten, now for the review:

Chicken sampler box:

Item 1: Buttermilk chicken kickers - These had a faintly unpleasant sour taste. Did not enjoy at all. 5.5/10

Item 2: Oven-roasted chicken wings - these tasted okay but they were very small and nothing special at all. Very plain. 6/10

Item 3: Spicy Chicken Kicker Bites - these were just a little bit spicy and extremely tasty. By far the best thing in the chicken sampler box. 8.5/10

Garlic Bread: A very consistent product, slightly too sweet but still very good. I ate all three loaves in very quick time. 8/10

Malted Vanilla Thickshake: Poor flavour and rough texture, really disappointing. Had a weird and unpleasant taste I couldn't quite place. Nowhere near McDonald's thickshake territory. 4/10


 No.132392

>>132377

>Tonight, on A Current Affair


 No.132393>>132394

File (hide): 31b26ebb2168c40⋯.jpg (39.83 KB, 800x450, 16:9, Outback Australia.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132386

>>132386

That's an expensive shake. Any good?


 No.132394>>132397

File (hide): 0c394078ebd45a8⋯.jpg (285.3 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1457065470598.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132393

The shake was cancer. See my review here: >>132391


 No.132395>>132396

>>132391

You gave the first 2 items a pretty good score despite what you said about them

>I ate all three loaves

Is there anything left of the chicken?

>a weird and unpleasant taste

That's Pajeet's secret ingredient, his curried semen. I was keen to try their shakes, but not now. I'll stick with Maccas or a KFC Krusher.


 No.132396>>132399 >>132400

>>132395

There is nothing left of the chicken, everything was really small. The wings looked like they came from a baby chick.

I gave scores of 5.5 and 6 out of ten for the bad tasting foods which is not really high. I felt that since I ate them all I could not really say they were less than 5. Less than 5 means I threw them in the garbage (like that shake).


 No.132397>>132398

>>132394

Kek, do you wish you'd have just stuck with the oats? You're now in debt before having been paid.


 No.132398>>132406

>>132397

No those garlic breads made it worth it. I am actually feeling much better now. I am kind of buzzed. The lack of food had made me low energy.


 No.132399

>>132396

So a score of 5 equals 'edible'. Well at least now you know, and we sorta know what to expect.


 No.132400>>132401

>>132396

I don't know what the fixation is with buying "wings". Even if they're real wings, there are probably just a few grams of meat on each one and it's hard work getting at it.

Literally every other common part of the bird is orders of magnitude better eating and better value. But "OMG WINGS? Yeah I'll have 8 for $12! … fuck I'm still so hungry…"


 No.132401

File (hide): 21cc9f38059012f⋯.jpg (149.99 KB, 494x584, 247:292, 1469189771922.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132400

In my opinion only the thigh tastes better than the "drumette" part of the wing. I much prefer wings to drumsticks or breasts.

Yes they are small but that is why you eat a big heap of them.


 No.132402>>132403

>>132368

black coffee?


 No.132403>>132404 >>132409

>>132402

I have tried to like black coffee but I could never like it. I tried all different types (even bought a French press which I used about three times).

I drink coffee with 100% whole milk (no water). I add 1.5 tsp of sugar. that is the only way I like it.


 No.132404>>132405

>>132403

Are you American?


 No.132405

>>132404

Americans drink shitty drip filter black coffee all the time.


 No.132406>>132407

>>132398

>The lack of food had made me low energy

You're going to 'crash' in a few hours

>>132383

30+ are in the lead. Respect your elders


 No.132407

File (hide): 10c6635f5a3b7cb⋯.png (66.94 KB, 1456x1108, 364:277, 1462013866723.png) (h) (u)

>>132406

>You're going to 'crash' in a few hours

Just in time for bed.


 No.132408>>132411 >>132412 >>132413 >>132414

Are any of you not allowed to drink at home despite being of legal age?


 No.132409>>132410

>>132403

just seems like you can't let go of the sweet stuff which isn't going to help if you're looking at low calorie unless you use substitutes like aspartame or stevia with almond milk

have you tried savory things like bovril/stock cubes in hot water?


 No.132410

>>132409

>bovril/stock cubes in hot water?

Maybe I will give that a try. It sounds like the sort of thing I might like.


 No.132411>>132412

>>132408

I am allowed to but I don't often and when I do I hide it.


 No.132412

>>132408

>>132411

My mum didn't know anything that went on in my room or in the house when she was at work. And I trained her to mind her own business.


 No.132413>>132415

File (hide): 2ad2e72b70459be⋯.jpg (200.23 KB, 773x476, 773:476, sweets.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132381

What server is this?

I (almost) want to play, or go back to Ragnarok Online.

>>132408

Yes, I have to hide it in my room and buy it when my parents are gone. At this point I haven't been drinking for a while, the goon/fanta mix has too many calories for me.

Tuesday I've got cleaning to do and generally go outside for a bit.


 No.132414

>>132408

I pay rent and bills so i can drink whenever i want, mummybot be damned


 No.132415>>132416

>>132413

are you mde book neet?


 No.132416

>>132415

Yes I have How to Bomb the US Government.

I would give you a pdf but since Sammy's independent I'd urge you to buy it since it's only $12.


 No.132418>>132419 >>132420 >>132431

File (hide): b23f2fe0f071bd8⋯.gif (13.48 KB, 633x758, 633:758, wojak.gif) (h) (u)

my mother is getting older and more frail. im a shut in, so she does all the grocery shopping and basically everything for me, now it seems i'll have to start doing it myself soon.


 No.132419

>>132418

It will probably be good for you to get out more anon.

You can do it.


 No.132420

>>132418

There is less social stigma to being a carer than there is for a straight up parasite.


 No.132423>>132424

Was hungover from the goon I vomited into a plastic bag and almost shit my bed


 No.132424>>132425

>>132423

And what have you learned?


 No.132425>>132430

>>132424

Have a bucket to vomit and shit in nearby

If I wore a adult nappy when I drank that would save a lot of time


 No.132426>>132428

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.132428>>132429

>>132426

How did you know?


 No.132429

>>132428

Probably ASIO-NEET or something.


 No.132430>>132432

>>132425

The chinks at the casino wear a catheter with a tube going to a piss bag strapped to their leg so they don't have to take a break from gambling.

Sometimes they empty the piss bag on the carpet near the tables.


 No.132431>>132433

>>132418

Grocery shopping is not exactly complicated mate, get it together. Don't let your mother die worrying if her son will ever be able to buy a pack of snags without fainting


 No.132432

>>132430

At least they don't shit on the floor like the pajeets do


 No.132433

>>132431

I do my grocery shopping at the dumpsters

Had to fight a rat to get a half eaten sausage this morning for brekky


 No.132435>>132437 >>132507

File (hide): d30a26b7fca7ada⋯.png (59.5 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, k3bekdykyuux.png) (h) (u)

I'm still high on garlic bread boys.

I think I'm having a manic episode.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooo!


 No.132436>>132437 >>132450

I raped a woman waiting at a bus stop today then I stole a baby out of a pram and brought it into the bushes and fucked it till died then threw it in the bin.

I might head down to the shore later and try and rape a pelican


 No.132437>>132438

File (hide): 83d69cc50387462⋯.jpg (118.05 KB, 960x540, 16:9, 1479713652636.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.132438>>132439

File (hide): 24eacf16996c22c⋯.png (8.31 KB, 309x257, 309:257, 1424252917510.png) (h) (u)

>>132437

Only the first post is mine. I ain't raping no pelicans no matter how much garlic bread I've had.


 No.132439>>132440 >>132442

>>132438

All shitposters are the same person in my eyes


 No.132440>>132442

>>132439

I agree, fr*g posters do tend to all look the same.


 No.132441>>132450

What's the best part about fucking a baby?

Hearing their hips pop


 No.132442>>132443 >>132445

File (hide): 49d9b67b236cbe2⋯.jpg (34.81 KB, 350x217, 50:31, bedpepeandfeels.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132439

>>132440

There is a lot of prejudice in this thread.


 No.132443>>132444

>>132442

It's not that I hate shitposter, I just hate shitposter culture

Also you guys smell funny


 No.132444>>132507

>>132443

That smell is cheese CCs, cum tissues, BO and despair.


 No.132445>>132446 >>132450

>>132442

Fr*g posters are the worst kind of 'people' to ever inhabit image boards.


 No.132446>>132447 >>132448

File (hide): 22400a88d75439f⋯.png (8.5 KB, 473x500, 473:500, 1438602590490.png) (h) (u)

>>132445

anime posters are even worse though.


 No.132447>>132450 >>132451

>>132446

Even the worst anime posters are better than you people, anime is visually appealing, your meme posting is tasteless, bland and disgusting. Fr*g posters are also part of a hivemind and have no individuality.


 No.132448

>>132446

>not bowing down to your bid eyed suspiciously aged overlords


 No.132450>>132455

>>132447

>>132445

Its just a frog. It often has variants that are relevant to the current discussion.

>>132441

>>132436

Please stop posting garbage.


 No.132451>>132455

>>132447

Even the worst frog posters are better than you people, Pepe's are visually appealing, your anime posting is tasteless, bland and disgusting. Anime posters are also part of a hivemind and have no individuality.

Why do are you so upset over a meme? You do realize how central these memes are and what a large part of the culture they occupy on imageboards?


 No.132454

File (hide): 772bf707ec90bf1⋯.jpg (85.32 KB, 850x960, 85:96, pepe wig.jpg) (h) (u)

>the anti-pepe sperg is piping up again


 No.132455>>132456 >>132457

>>132450

So? It's still ugly.

>>132451

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

They are boring, repetitive and used by the dumbest kind of person. I don't care how large a part they occupy, they are still terrible and in fact this makes it even worse. Memes have always been terrible but the fr*g is the worst of them all.


 No.132456>>132459

>>132455

>They are boring, repetitive and used by the dumbest kind of person. I don't care how large a part they occupy, they are still terrible and in fact this makes it even worse. Memes have always been terrible but the fr*g is the worst of them all.

I guarantee you, my IQ is higher than you.

>Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

For such a anime loving "intellectual" you couldn't read between the lines on my imitation of your post. Your opinion is the less than minority and you are the outsider here. Pepe/wojak are large parts of imageboard culture identity, so of course when people attack them, we get annoyed.

Go back to wizchan if you get triggered by memes this much, and you want to insult everyone and tone police.


 No.132457

>>132455

>they are still terrible and in fact this makes it even worse. Memes have always been terrible but the fr*g is the worst of them all.

Why is the frog bad? Good thing your worthless opinion means nothing.


 No.132458

Just Did a big poo


 No.132459>>132460 >>132461

>>132456

I don't know the number but I was told by the army that mine is in the top 10%. Having said that, IQ to me is only really an estimate and certainly not an argument, if you post fr*gs or defend fr*g posters then you are stupid, in fact mentioning your IQ as you have reflects rather poorly on you.

As Winston Churchill said 'the greatest argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter'. I don't care for the opinions of the masses particularly not stupid fr*g posters.


 No.132460

>>132459

I look at frog meme on the toilet while I do poo poos


 No.132461>>132462

>>132459

You assume everyone who posts frogs is stupid. This is incorrect. You cannot even type it. Pathetic.

>if you post fr*gs or defend fr*g posters then you are stupid

This is because? Does everyone have to abide by your standards of "what you can or cannot post"? Your opinion is subjective - and false.

>army that mine is in the top 10%

Smart guy, go off and die for people that wouldn't even shake your hand in the street.

I am sick of your shitty attitude. You come into this community, in which you are not a part of and then go and force your autistic hatred of simple jovial memes - and call everyone who disagrees your favorite word, which you can't even type without self censoring. You are pathetic, and a ban evader.


 No.132462>>132463

>>132461

I did not evade the ban I don't think I have a static IP or something like that. But anyway, it is far more pathetic to ban somebody in the first place because they disagree with you.


 No.132463

>>132462

You were banned because you were an insufferable cunt, who contributed nothing except for attacking other posters, not because of "disagreement".

You are an outsider and your attitude is so poor you cannot even make friends here, a place full of societal rejects. It was rather obvious your sole reason for crawling back is just to disrupt this little community for your amusement. Like it or not, memes are currently part of chan culture, and the internet culture at large. The sooner you accept this fact and stop soiling your nappy and sperging out whenever someone posts a meme, leads me to hypothesise that you are from a secluded community where strict rules are in place and there is zero toleration for dissenting opinions, and memes.

If you hate memes so much, get off the internet.


 No.132468>>132471

Is it just me or have jobsearch removed the ability to search for wfd activities?


 No.132469

File (hide): 677089396ff7e61⋯.png (54.83 KB, 500x382, 250:191, feelsandpepehugging.png) (h) (u)

I cannot abide all this slander of Pepe the Frog. He has been there for me through some pretty tough times.


 No.132471

>>132468

haven't checked but wouldn't be surprised since they're not real jobs like everything else on their site


 No.132473>>132474

After about three months of procrastinating I finally summoned the courage to phone a tradesman to come around and do some work I need done.

I am going to have to emerge from my isolation and deal with him. Feeling pretty anxious.

Why does everything have to be so hard?

Why am I so retarded?


 No.132474>>132475

>>132473

offer him a glass of water and have the right $$ to go and he'll forgive any awkward behaviour

t. brother is a tradie


 No.132475>>132476

>>132474

Not him, is it impolite to give a six pack to a tradie?


 No.132476

>>132475

wouldn't have a clue sorry


 No.132477

The tradesman is here lads. His moustache is discoloured from where his cigarette goes.

He offered to do the job for cash, but I need a receipt.

Things went okay. I had to reverse my car out the driveway to make way for his ute and he was watching but I did fine. I didn't park close enough to the curb though.

He is in my yard right now.


 No.132478>>132479 >>132480 >>132483 >>132507

File (hide): f749a6d391b2200⋯.webm (4 MB, 800x450, 16:9, yangtze river suicide.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

What are you guys up to?

I have to go to a max workshop in a few hours.


 No.132479

>>132478

about to go fishing, will report back if I catch anything


 No.132480

>>132478

trying to get this pdf book into text format

welcome to hell


 No.132481>>132482 >>132483 >>132507

The tradesman has been pretty good to deal with. Quoted me a lower than expected price too.

I had a bit of chit chat with him while he worked but I bailed out before he felt comfortable enough to ask the dreaded question: "So what do you do?"

We all know the answer to that, and the shame of it kills me.

So I am hiding inside. Oh what a life. Save yourself NEETs, don't end up like me.


 No.132482

File (hide): e45c344a4dfb9bd⋯.jpg (77.24 KB, 580x700, 29:35, 1442596679188.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132481

>"So what do you do?"

In my mind - "I spend my time challenging the prevailing theories of our time and making the most of the limited time I've been granted to experience the universe. As Vonnegut put it, only a fraction of all mud can sit up and look around. I got so much, and most mud got so little. Oh, wagie, dear wagecuck, do you really mean to say that you were only asking me about how I sell my labor? Well, I don't! It would be a crime to spend day after day, year after year, decade after decade working at some repetitive task while my life slips away arm-in-arm with my health"

Out loud - "N-nothing, I guess, um, I'm looking for work. Job market's not looking good h-haha"


 No.132483

>>132478

dicking around on some vidya

>>132481

i just outright tell them i'm waiting for some permanent employment to come along


 No.132484>>132485 >>132486

I'm using khan academy to learn maths, I'm 27 and openly admit how bad I am at maths, I've even joked before that I only know maths at a 3rd grade level, which is actually legitimate.

>tfw doing maths at a 3rd grade level on khan academy and struggling ;_;


 No.132485>>132486

>>132484

I forgot long multiplication, division and trigonometry. Will have to relearn them. Iktf


 No.132486

>>132484

>>132485

I did maths until year 12. Ionly did the easy "business maths" in Year 12 though after the hard stuff in year eleven taught me my limitations.

But I reckon I would be about primary school level now given that I have probably forgotten pretty much all of it.


 No.132488>>132489 >>132491

The job I have got the tradesman doing is rubbish removal.

He is out there now chucking seven years worth of the detritus of my worthless NEET existence into the back of his ute.

I am feeling a bit embarrassed that he is seeing so much of my stuff. It is not as if there are used dildos or anything like that, but it all still feels shameful to me.

So many stupid purchases and wasted money. So much valuable stuff I hardly used or stupidly broke and just chucked out.


 No.132489>>132490

>>132488

Why did you use your backyard as a rubbish bin?


 No.132490

>>132489

Where else are you meant to put shit that can't go in the council bins?

I actually put it all in a big heap in my shed anyway, not the yard. Only the garden waste was in the yard. Fucking tree branches keep falling down.


 No.132491>>132492 >>132493

>>132488

collecting rubbish isn't a trade

come to think of it, prob is a certificate 3 in rubbish collection on the cards in this shithole chink country


 No.132492

>>132491

Yeah he does all sorts of shit though. He is replacing a broken sheet of plastic in my shed roof next week too.

I don't know that he is formally qualified or licensed in anything though. I guess you would call him a handyman more than a tradesman then. But "tradie" covers a lot of ground these days.


 No.132493>>132495

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>>132491

https://wsi.tafensw.edu.au/course/waste-management-certificate-3/

>What kind of work could I do?

>Waste management team member

I laughed at first but there are Australians going into debt to pay for this rubbish bin collectors qualification. When did our country get cucked by the jews?


 No.132494>>132495 >>132498

File (hide): e7b1a222127db74⋯.jpeg (1015.24 KB, 1180x941, 1180:941, UpGo_Rebel_website_produc….jpeg) (h) (u)

Has anyone else been drinking Up&Go to get the vouchers?

3 packs are on special for $2.30 this week, and each packet gives you a $5 voucher for Rebel Sport. You can redeem up to $50. It only costs $23 for $50 of credit and you get the Up&Go as well. I'm going to use it to get a new pair of shoes.


 No.132495

>>132493

Start of the 20th century.

>>132494

Haven't had any in a while but that's an idea.


 No.132496>>132503 >>132513

Having a nap in my car in a parking lot just to get out of the house. Mum is being a bitch.


 No.132497>>132499

Can they be redeemed for gift-cards?


 No.132498>>132504

>>132494

>not eating the superior weetabix


 No.132499>>132500 >>132501

>>132497

Yeah, but I don't know if it's a digital gift card or a physical gift card. I'll find out in 3 days when I have $50 in my account. You can only enter one code per day.


 No.132500>>132502 >>132505

>>132499

what do you want from rebel sport?


 No.132501>>132502

>>132499

Please report back. I'm a poor buxless neet and I'll coerce my mummy into buying five 6-packs of up'n'go if it means I can convert the codes into a physical giftcard and sell the card for $40.

Can you just rip the labels off the plastic to get the code without buying the up'n'go packet?


 No.132502

File (hide): f8785c6c0c1533a⋯.jpg (111.72 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 42474402-zoom.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132500

I might get these. They'll only be $29 after the gift card.

www.rebelsport.com.au/Product/adidas-Caflaire-Men-s-Casual-Shoes/42474402

>>132501

You can peel back the corner of the sticker and get the code, but they say to retain your proof of purchase. If someone buys it, tries to enter the code and it gets rejected, they can call a number on the sticker. They'll probably revoke the code/ban you unless you can provide proof of purchase.


 No.132503

>>132496

I live on my own and my Mum still manages to bitch at me from a distance. The ride never ends. She has been diagnosed with schizophrenia now.


 No.132504

>>132498

>weetabix

It is unpatriotic to eat that foreign garbage.


 No.132505

File (hide): f8013a0d5e2cd04⋯.jpg (134.15 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 39760907-zoom.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132500

Or I can be a hipster and get some chucks for $9.50 after the voucher + free membership discount.

www.rebelsport.com.au/Product/Converse-Street-Mid-Men-s-Casual-Shoe/39760907


 No.132506

I wish I could just buy shoes like a normie. But my feet are of freakish dimensions and very few shoes fit me.

When I find some that fit without causing me pain and disfigurement I buy in bulk. I currently have 4 brand new pairs of the exact same shoe in my wardrobe. And three pairs of a different one to give some variety. I figure they should last me through the next decade.


 No.132507>>132508

>>132444

>the smell is BO

It's not easy bathing yourself when you're OD'ing on smack.

>>132435

What's it like 'coming down' from a garlic bread high?

>>132478

I went out and got a professionally done haircut - the first in about 5 years - nothing special, just a trim. Then had to endure an hour of 'job searching' at muh JSA. I found one shit-kicking job a few hours from where I live and seriously thinking about sending in a resume. If I got it I'd be sleeping in my car for a few months though.

>>132481

>the dreaded question: "So what do you do?"

That's what I feared most when getting my hair cut this morning, but thankfully it didn't happen.


 No.132508>>132509

>>132507

I woke up bleary eyed and stinking of garlic. It was coming from every pore. I swore to myself "never again" but I have said that before. Domino's knows I will be back.


 No.132509>>132512 >>132516

>>132508

Is the cheesy garlic bread any good?


 No.132510

I have been using the same pair of runners for a few years


 No.132511>>132514

File (hide): 30a75b0a23723d5⋯.png (16.57 KB, 640x560, 8:7, 1168 - g4T8kYJ.png) (h) (u)

The handyman is back to load up the third and final load of stuff to take to the dump for me.

It is pouring with rain but he is wearing a plastic poncho.

Meanwhile I am sitting inside and playing with my dick all afternoon. How does one fall so far and keep on living?


 No.132512

>>132509

I was repulsed at the idea of cheesy garlic bread just on principle and have never tried it.


 No.132513

>>132496

People are going to think you are a hobo.


 No.132514

>>132511

He's being paid your neetbux to do this job, it's not like he's driven to work by a duty or that he derives some kind of pleasure from manual labor.

If you were being paid $20 an hour to pick up some NEET's garbage you'd wear a plastic poncho and work in the rain, too. I know I would.

>tfw put out dozens of applications this week, and last week, and the week before, and the week before that, and nobody's gotten back to me


 No.132516

>>132509

It's been burnt on the bottom every time I've had it.


 No.132517

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.132518>>132520 >>132521 >>132550

File (hide): e93a2c2d4dedeb9⋯.png (7.08 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, neet treat.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): de40a257d7cd493⋯.jpg (75.4 KB, 598x687, 598:687, fat wojak distressed.jpg) (h) (u)

I binged again.


 No.132520>>132522 >>132524 >>132529 >>132554

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>>132518

hope they didn't charge you any more than $5, that's a pretty stingy fish and chips

also why not the usual newspaper/paper box?

my legs are completely JUSTed from sqauts yesterday, what are we all up to this fine evening?


 No.132521

File (hide): 685e342aa90a59a⋯.jpg (17.97 KB, 258x195, 86:65, vomitpepe.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132518

After the binge comes the purge anon. That way you can have your cake and eat it too.


 No.132522>>132523 >>132554

>>132520

Those look like potato cakes, not fish and chips.

A real NEET has an eye for these details.


 No.132523>>132554

>>132522

inb4 regional arguments about correct terminology for potato cakes.


 No.132524

>>132520

still on the vidya


 No.132525>>132526 >>132527 >>132554

File (hide): fc3f5cb0a6d8f80⋯.jpg (36.29 KB, 388x388, 1:1, 1477052832126.jpg) (h) (u)

Well the tradesman is gone. Everything went okay. The rubbish heap is gone - there were two possums living in it apparently and they are now homeless - and I managed to get through the interaction without haemorrhaging too much spaghetti.

I am declaring it a victory.


 No.132526

>>132525

good job m8 we're proud of ya


 No.132527

>>132525

y-you too


 No.132529>>132530 >>132531 >>132539

File (hide): 2bbc3d92628481a⋯.png (396.94 KB, 456x719, 456:719, l.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 5f37249eb8e9162⋯.png (485.47 KB, 531x736, 531:736, r.png) (h) (u)

>>132520

try JUSTing your hands, i scored 3 rips today on the bars


 No.132530

>>132529

Very impressive.


 No.132531>>132532 >>132535

>>132529

Why aren't you using chalk?


 No.132532

>>132531

Probably because he is not a high school teacher from 1992.


 No.132535

>>132531

I do, just not for callisthenics/gymnastics as it causes too much friction while moving about.


 No.132538>>132551

File (hide): b9af2c56cf85cf4⋯.jpg (33.47 KB, 629x505, 629:505, 1493115353353.jpg) (h) (u)

>tfw laptop starts making weird noises

please don't fail before I save my neetbux


 No.132539

>>132529

Must of been a hard fap


 No.132540>>132541 >>132544 >>132547 >>132556 >>132574

File (hide): c9b249078e9b8a5⋯.jpg (776.14 KB, 2560x1536, 5:3, 1499162137013235058122.jpg) (h) (u)

Sitting in the car waiting for some orders to come through

Still better than wfd


 No.132541>>132542

>>132540

Looks pretty comfy


 No.132542>>132543

>>132541

Its pretty boring


 No.132543>>132546

>>132542

What are you listening to?


 No.132544>>132545

>>132540

How much are you making after tax and petrol?


 No.132545>>132549

>>132544

Not much, need to get my ratings up for better jobs


 No.132546

>>132543

The wiggles


 No.132547>>132548

>>132540

Do you feel like this job will help you get a gf?


 No.132548

>>132547

This job would lower my chances

I could probly get an abo gf with herpes


 No.132549

>>132545

Define better job/delivery (srs)


 No.132550>>132552

>>132518

If that isn't fish, then why the tartare sauce?


 No.132551>>132553

>>132538

It might be overheating, get one of those laptop coolers


 No.132552

>>132550

You're right. They were just unusually small pieces of shark.


 No.132553

>>132551

The temps seem okay as long as i don't block the vents or anything. I think it's just getting old, which means somrthing is eventually just going to give up inside


 No.132554>>132555

>>132520

>what are we all up to this fine evening?

Probably watch some tennis until sleepy. TBH going to the library is the most exciting thing in my life atm.

>>132522

Yeah nah, there's definitely chips in that picture. Prove me wrong

>>132523

Looked like potato scallops to me. Anon better clarify before blood is drawn.

>>132525

That 'tradesman' is now going through your shit looking for anything that could be sold or kept. Have you always had a problem with hoarding?


 No.132555

>>132554

I told the "tradesman" he was welcome to anything he wanted as long as it was removed from my shed.

I have not been hoarding I have just had junk accumulating over time in the natural way when one lives their life in a consumerist society. I had four PC monitors out there and three printers. Two TVs as well. The council does not do hard rubbish collection days any more for some no doubt Jew reason so I've had to spend my hard earned NEETbux on getting it carted away.


 No.132556>>132557

>>132540

That's my dream job. Listening to podcasts, shitposting, writing on my laptop in between ezpz driving work.

What kind of shekels are you raking in?


 No.132557>>132558 >>132564

>>132556

>Listening to podcasts

Which ones do you fancy?


 No.132558>>132559 >>132564

>>132557

*This American Life is a good introduction into different topics. It's a bit normie in that it tends towards examining topics that the average person finds exciting or interesting.

*Philosophize This! is neat if you're into philosophy but don't feel like reading dense texts and just want the ideas themselves.

*I'm listening to one now, Ear Hustle, that's hosted and produced by prisoners in a US prison.

I have no friends so I really like the format of casual discussion panels but the participants can't be normies


 No.132559>>132560

>>132558

>This American Life

lol the Jew host and the rest of the lefty faggot male staff got their testosterone levels tested for one episode and they all had lower T levels than most women.


 No.132560>>132561

>>132559

Yeah, I was actually going to mention that I like This American Life for the fact that all the male producers are turbo-cucks. They're intelligent and interesting and completely non-confrontational so they're the kind of guys I'd want as friends if I wasn't neurotic as fuck and afraid of friendship.


 No.132561

File (hide): 6207f2787ae2bfc⋯.png (58.14 KB, 647x474, 647:474, costanzapepe.png) (h) (u)

>>132560

>They're intelligent and interesting

Strewth mate you are easily impressed.


 No.132563>>132565 >>132567 >>132569 >>132570

File (hide): 7dbd668531f621f⋯.jpg (1.13 MB, 3456x4608, 3:4, 14991681258661275643026.jpg) (h) (u)

Picking up nandos for an order and watching people go into the smut shop


 No.132564

>>132557

>>132558

We need a neet podcast

I want proper pissjug reviews, cenno news, "You might be a wagie" comedy sections and med cert advice


 No.132565>>132566

>>132563

I'm surprised they still have adult storefronts these days when you can get all your smut online.


 No.132566

>>132565

nannas wants her dildo too neeto, you can't expect her to learn computers


 No.132567>>132568

>>132563

bloody degenerates.


 No.132568

>>132567

I agree with you. Those Nandos spices inflame lusts.


 No.132569

>>132563

can you buy those mannequins?


 No.132570>>132571

>>132563

Your night will have been more exciting and eventful than the rest of us.


 No.132571

>>132570

Yeh and that's not saying much


 No.132572>>132573 >>132576

Bought heaps of crumpets at aldi. Cheap as fuck, had heaps for breakfast today. Will again tomorrow, got a big day out for my psych appointment tomorrow, and charging my cars dead battery


 No.132573>>132575

>>132572

What do you put on your crumpets?


 No.132574>>132584

>>132540

Might be a rapist in that bush there, watch out neet


 No.132575>>132577 >>132579

>>132573

I usually cook about 4/6 of them, so an entire pack in one sitting. I usually put Vegemite/butter on a few, and others just smooth peanut butter. They are great for these cold mornings tbh.


 No.132576>>132578

>>132572

>and charging my cars dead battery

Not getting enough goon runs in huh?


 No.132577

>>132575

Fine choices.


 No.132578>>132580 >>132581

>>132576

I haven't driven it for about a month and a bit. I had a close call and nearly died, and got spooked. I have worked up the courage again though, hopefully I can get it running tomorrow.


 No.132579

>>132575

I can't eat anything but butter on my crumpets


 No.132580>>132582

>>132578

>I had a close call and nearly died

What happened?


 No.132581>>132586

>>132578

Some of the traffic on the road makes me want to walk everywhere all the time. Cars are fucking crazy sometimes, or moreso the idiots driving them.


 No.132582>>132583 >>132585

>>132580

I was pulling out of my street (turning right )and another car was going way over 50, (coming from the right) at least 100. I didn't see him, only a few cm's ( or if I didn't take too long getting out of my driveway) and I wouldn't be posting right now.

Ideally I should have seen him but his shitty ute was too fast. Either way, you never really appreciate your life when you never have had a near death experience.


 No.132583>>132586

>>132582

Sounds scary mate. But you are doing the right thing by getting back on the horse.


 No.132584

>>132574

No other rapists in my territory, i do the raping around here


 No.132585>>132587

>>132582

Sounds like he was in a hurry to get to his max appointment


 No.132586>>132588

>>132581

Driving increases my anxiety so fucking much. I hate doing it.

>>132583

Thanks. I really hope nothing like that ever happens again. It kinda has moved me away from my occasional sucidak thoughts - if not stopping them. Realizing how your life could be taken away at just a simple trip to the shops has really grounded me to reality, something I think doesn't happen to people enough.


 No.132587

>>132585

Med certs save lives


 No.132588

>>132586

Thats why you gotta neet it up while you still can

Im having my funeral at centrelink


 No.132591

My brain is playing the highlights reel of all the most embarrassing things I've ever done in my life again.

The torture is constant.


 No.132592>>132596

>On motorcycle in rural area

>On L plates

>Turning corner

>Fucking retard yobbo overtakes AS I'M GOING AROUND THE FUCKING CORNER

The fucker basically cut the corner which put him in front of me, I didn't have anywhere to turn. Almost hit him. Absolute fucking retard, I hope he crashes and ends up disabled, but only so he has a shitty life, not so he gets dsp.


 No.132593>>132594 >>132624

I go through crazy shit when I drive too.

>reverse out of my driveway

>have to reverse all the way out and turn into the opposing lane as I'm heading right

>there's a car coming towards me on the left

>wait, see a second car coming on the left a bit away from me

>start backing out onto the street

>see a car approaching from the right, have to be quick to avoid a collision

>dumb bitch approaching from the left just keeps driving instead of stopping so I can get into the right lane

>I accelerate ahead of her and she beeps at me

Some cunts just can't drive, watch some footage on youtube "dashcams australia"


 No.132594

>>132593

Too many asians


 No.132596

>>132592

Similar thing happened to me when I was on my moto L's, gotta watch out for the crazy cunts when you're on a motorbike, you have to constantly be aware and assume no cunt can see you.

It's dangerous, but fun.


 No.132597>>132599 >>132603 >>132624

At uni, surrounded by Asians and lost in the maze of corridors.

Send help, NEETies.


 No.132598>>132602 >>132603

File (hide): 52f828d5541fc35⋯.jpg (166.15 KB, 826x1469, 826:1469, porker.jpg) (h) (u)

Today is the day boys. I am getting some pork on my fork.

I will keep you posted.


 No.132599>>132601

>>132597

Uni is no place for a NEET, its your own problem


 No.132601

>>132599

I learned that during two stints there. Had a psychotic break the second time.


 No.132602>>132604

>>132598

That meat is haram


 No.132603

>>132597

Prepare your best reeee and be ready to run at any time. You can do this mate.

>>132598

Looks good

I've got some pork sausages out for tonight, couldn't afford a roast this week


 No.132604

File (hide): e2ea8244fb158f3⋯.jpg (133.76 KB, 826x1246, 59:89, porker2.jpg) (h) (u)

Alright boys, I have scored the skin for bonza crackling (here's hoping), rubbed with a dash of olive oil, and lovingly massaged with salt.

Oven is preheating now.

>>132602

Ramadan is over bruh, you need to relax.


 No.132605>>132606 >>132624

File (hide): 5b55b564c5d52e8⋯.jpg (122.79 KB, 826x1081, 826:1081, porker3.jpg) (h) (u)

And she's in. We will start her off at 220 degrees and see how we go.

We may need to reduce the temp after half an hour but the roast is pretty flat so we might just cook it hot and quick and not reduce the temp at all. It will depend on whether the crackling starts to burn or not. I will keep an eye on it.

Notice the thickness of the fat under the skin on the right hand side. That is NEET heaven.

Please do not mention the dirtiness of the oven.


 No.132606>>132607

>>132605

even your benchtop is dirty


 No.132607>>132608

>>132606

I embrace the NEET lifestyle to the fullest.

Dirty house, dirty kitchen and dirty mind.


 No.132608

>>132607

even neets shouldn't risk nasty shit diseases


 No.132610>>132611 >>132613

File (hide): afd117409fc0347⋯.jpg (93.36 KB, 826x1025, 826:1025, porker4.jpg) (h) (u)

Okay after 25 minutes she is looking pretty good.

I took her out for a second to turn the tray around to ensure even cooking.

I have reduced the temperature to 200 degrees and will cook for another 40 minutes or so.

Crackling is always a bit of a lottery and I am feeling about 50/50 on this one. It may not turn out perfect.


 No.132611>>132614

>>132610

are you going to share that with your girlfriend?


 No.132612>>132615 >>132618

File (hide): feed2a43557204a⋯.jpg (1.15 MB, 2560x1536, 5:3, 1499218786427235058122.jpg) (h) (u)

Another morning at the daily wage, doing the sherpa courier job today


 No.132613

>>132610

Morning

What phone is that?


 No.132614>>132615 >>132618

File (hide): d74927040a4a840⋯.jpg (167.46 KB, 826x1099, 118:157, porker5.jpg) (h) (u)

So the roast is done. The crackling didn't turn out perfectly. If you look at the photo where I show my oven you will see that it has heat bars on the top and because the oven is so small these bars have an uneven heating effect on the roast.

So some of the crackling at the top had started to burn, while some lower down is still a bit underdone.

I have eaten all the crackling and tried a few slices of the meat. It was pretty average.

Such a waste of money. I really need to sort myself out.

>>132611

>girlfriend

huehuehue good one.


 No.132615>>132616 >>132617 >>132623

>>132612

Where are you with such rain anon?

>>132614

Go for some chicken or turkey next time, even lamb or beef - pork is such a shit quality meat imo, too fatty


 No.132616

>>132615

Mt lawley in perth


 No.132617

>>132615

The only meat I prefer to Pork is beef, but it is too expensive. I got that pork roast for $9 a kilo. Even an average cut of beef costs double that.


 No.132618>>132619

>>132612

kinda looks comfy

do you wear leather fingerless gloves, aviators and a bomber jacket too?

>>132614

still looks pretty good


 No.132619

>>132618

Almost


 No.132620>>132621 >>132622

I have eaten too much pork and need to take a nap.


 No.132621

>>132620

don't do it m8, you'll die if you fall asleep


 No.132622

>>132620

I guess you are what you eat


 No.132623

>>132615

Fat is good for you.


 No.132624>>132633

>>132593

Having a dashcam has made me a better driver, at least in the sense that I'm less likely to do illegal shit that I used to do before they were a thing. Such as speeding, overtaking on double lines, illegal u-turns, not stopping at stop sings even when there's no one around etc.

>>132597

Take creepshots. Post creepshots.

>>132605

I'd be cooking pork for almost every meal if my neighbours were muslim


 No.132625

>go to uni study centre

>filled with derelicts

Some of these cunts'd put this board to shame in NEETness.

They're watching movies, smoking pot and eating 2 minute noodles.


 No.132627>>132630 >>132631

File (hide): d42c9932341308b⋯.jpg (67.67 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1458275444652.jpg) (h) (u)

>every day is the same

Fuck. I'm 24 and already losing touch with people my own age.


 No.132630>>132660

>>132627

You'll soon lose all social contacts, welcome to true NEETdom.


 No.132631>>132660 >>132665

>>132627

Honestly now that you're realizing that you should find ways to fix it. Enjoy the neetgen for entertainment value, but do not fall into the trap forever


 No.132632>>132665

I just cut my tongue while licking around the edge of a chocolate custard container.

Was good custard though.


 No.132633>>132665

>>132624

I've got a dashcam, it's front facing though. Had it for about 6 months. I was considering buying one for the back as well


 No.132634

Dashcams may have some utility but they are also another way for The Man to track your movements and could end up being used against you.


 No.132636>>132637 >>132665

I have curbed my lotteries addiction by only playing the charity home lotteries. I only spend about $20 every couple of months now.

In the past I was spending $50 or so a week on x-lotto and scratchies sometimes too.


 No.132637>>132638

>>132636

good on you m8, the lotto jew is the most blatant of all


 No.132638>>132639

>>132637

Yeah I liked to fantasise about what I would do if I won though.

But that sort of escapism probably wasn't good for me. There were certainly much better uses for my money.


 No.132639>>132640 >>132642

>>132638

Fantasize about getting dspbux instead


 No.132640>>132642

File (hide): ab0af9a8fae6683⋯.jpg (43.14 KB, 604x453, 4:3, 215113.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132639

I already have them that is how I could afford to spend so much on lotteries.


 No.132642>>132643

>>132639

>>132640

How long does it take for a dsp claim to process?


 No.132643

>>132642

A few months if you mean from when you lodge the forms to when you hear if you are successful or not.

But before that you need to get all your ducks in a row with your medical reports and having your doctor fill out the forms etc. I think you get sent to a Centrelink approved doctor now too since too many dodgy corrupt ethnic doctors and stupidly soft lefty doctors were recommending the DSP too often.


 No.132645>>132649 >>132656

>tfw got dsp while labor was in government

Don't think "based tones" and "malcolm bullturd" would have been as generous.

For anyone thinking of applying, try and hold out until that poofter Shorten gets elected during the next election.


 No.132646>>132647 >>132649

File (hide): 75b259d24227a2e⋯.jpg (119.04 KB, 838x960, 419:480, 75b259d24227a2e742d79b5cff….jpg) (h) (u)

Any of you neets looked into doing a course through an open university? Seems like there would be minimal social contact, possibly lower tuition, less commuting and no formal entry requirements.

There is Open University Australia:

https://www.open.edu.au/

Seems as if they are just the middleman for actual brick and mortar unis. There is also the Open University:

www.openuniversity.edu

Based in the UK. Seem to have more of a focus on the sciences than OUA. I was thinking of taking maths. No previous uni study and high school dropout. My brain started becoming a bit of a neet and I always did badly in maths in high school so I decided I would start studying it on my own. I've found I actually quite enjoy it tbh. Despite being run by cuckchan, this is quite a good resource for autodidacts:

https://sites.google.com/site/scienceandmathguide/


 No.132647>>132648


 No.132648

>>132647

I don't want to be a neet anymore. I figured maths is fairly versatile, right?


 No.132649

>>132645

Shorten has got to be one of the worst people in politics at the moment, and that is saying something. I don't see him getting voted into office.

>>132646

Nobody takes them seriously.


 No.132650>>132652 >>132653 >>132654 >>132655 >>132661 >>132669

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What's for dinner NEETs?


 No.132651>>132669 >>132688

How have you guys been celebrating NAIDOC week?


 No.132652

>>132650

Half eaten burger out of maccas dumpster


 No.132653

>>132650

A bag of caramello koalas


 No.132654

>>132650

bag of smiths cheese and onion chips.


 No.132655

>>132650

bread and water


 No.132656>>132657

>>132645

Giving out dsp to people who could possibly work is not a positive


 No.132657

>>132656

Indeed, but the liberals would rather not give it to anyone, even people with disabilities.


 No.132658>>132659

I just wish they would get rid of all the fucking Indians


 No.132659

>>132658

Med certs don't grow on trees m8


 No.132660>>132675

>>132630

I haven't had any friends for at least two years.

>>132631

How do I fix a lifetime of isolation and rejection and the social retardation it caused?


 No.132661

>>132650

Turkey breast, potato bake and cabbage


 No.132662>>132663 >>132664 >>132670 >>132671

File (hide): d723586101d1ae9⋯.jpg (173.22 KB, 679x631, 679:631, 1393573688025.jpg) (h) (u)

Anyone else get massive anxiety about calling cenno? I know if I walk in they'll just ask me to call.


 No.132663>>132671 >>132676

>>132662

I use the 1 hour wait time to prepare myself mentally.


 No.132664>>132671

>>132662

I usually have anxiety about phone calls but it is usually replaced by frustration when calling cenno


 No.132665>>132678

>>132631

This. You don't wanna be here and feeling the same when you're 30. Trust. Me.

>>132632

I hate when I bite the inside of my cheek.

>>132633

Same but cbf, if anyone rear-ends you it's automatically their fault anyway.

>>132636

Good stuff. The only time I've frequently bought lottery tickets and scratchies was when I was homeless.


 No.132667>>132668 >>132672

File (hide): 98b79d4fe35f397⋯.png (642.89 KB, 1022x731, 1022:731, 1499091372070.png) (h) (u)

>tfw 23 year old virgin


 No.132668

>>132667

23 is still young anon.


 No.132669

>>132650

Instant noodles with fresh and frozen veg added. For dessert a piece of Cadbury dark mint chocolate.

>>132651

I don't mind watching the abs do their traditional dances tbqh.


 No.132670>>132671 >>132685

>>132662

I get massive anxiety about having to call anyone.


 No.132671>>132673

>>132662

>>132663

>>132664

>>132670

I asked mummy to make an appointment with a psychologist over the phone today because I'm too much of a sperg to leave a voicemail message. I get flustered and stutter during a live call but my mind completely blanks when I'm speaking to a machine and my voice is being recorded. The appt is on friday, I hope he actually helps me and doesn't just recommend goy pills.


 No.132672

>>132667

We've all been fucked by Max, mate


 No.132673

>>132671

I know the feeling. I've been really pushing through a lot of social interaction lately though. I sperg it up regularly and a lot of the time I wonder if I'm retarded, but it isn't as bad as I imagined.


 No.132675

>>132660

Get a gf


 No.132676

>>132663

I tuck my Benis behind my legs and dance around to the music when I call cenno


 No.132678

File (hide): dcea7a72278e422⋯.jpg (210.02 KB, 875x1228, 875:1228, a0h0be4el7ay.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132665

>friendly autist goes missing

find him, why can't this happen to a dumb football Brandon normie or one of those Sudos instead, some dropkick meth addict TAFE make up and beauty services chick even?


 No.132679

File (hide): 53c6473e07f7f39⋯.png (126.07 KB, 665x1145, 133:229, 1481167181557.png) (h) (u)

I am listening to John Farnham's greatest hits.

I don't know how to feel about this.

Pressure Down is probably my favourite song of his.


 No.132680>>132681

I bought a pork roast today, seeing those cook posts of that pork roast made me want some. I buy those smallish portions of pork belly in the cardboard box from woolies now and again, never a full roast though. Only problem is I have 2 inquisitive housemates, one is a vego. I'll probably have to try eat it all in one day to stave off their questions


 No.132681>>132682

>>132680

Is a roast really interesting enough for them to bother you? Just tell the cunts you're cooking food you paid for with your own hard earned money


 No.132682

>>132681

Nah more like if I eat some of it and store it in the fridge, they'll be like "you cooked a whole roast for yourself? Wtf m8"

I just don't want to be judged


 No.132683>>132684

AHHHHHH! I'm really sick of telstra! I'm getting 15 kbs right now, not sure if this post will even go through.


 No.132684

>>132683

You can still download porn thumbnails with that speed


 No.132685

>>132670

I only get anxiety about calling when it something important where there is a chance to fuck up

Same thing with going to a shop to get a refund - like you have to prove you didn't break it yourself, work within the shops conditions etc

So I get anxiety about speaking to cennolink because it's Really Fucking Important - i.e. my payment


 No.132688>>132689 >>132704

File (hide): 653eb3672dc26a1⋯.jpg (88.75 KB, 940x627, 940:627, 8678294-3x2-940x627.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132651

>aboriginal


 No.132689

>>132688

Usually there's at least one person who looks kind of abo but there all as a white as casper the ghost


 No.132690>>132692 >>132705

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Holy fuck this audio makes me anxious. I don't think I want to be a neet anymore.

>Come out right now

>He needs his laptop disabled

>You're causing the family so much stress

>He needs help


 No.132692>>132694

>>132690

>>132690

Have you ever been confronted by your parents like that?


 No.132693>>132696

File (hide): c016fbd32ef3b12⋯.jpg (95.47 KB, 900x900, 1:1, fat pepe on toilet.jpg) (h) (u)

This blend 43 has melted my insides. I have an explosive neet shit ready to spray the toilet bowl.


 No.132694>>132695

>>132692

Yeah. I'm not feral to the point of locking myself in my bedroom and refusing to leave, but over the years mum has confronted me a few times about my neeting and lack of ambition. How about you?


 No.132695

File (hide): d332960b48b52cd⋯.gif (1.55 MB, 1200x810, 40:27, 1461631841963.gif) (h) (u)

>>132694

Only my Dad. My mum is very passive and non confrontational. My Dad tends to leave me alone for the most part but his anxieties about my situation slowly pile up until he explodes. It's never anything personal, he basically just yells at me to get my act together. Sometimes his voice cracks due to getting emotional about it and that makes me feel like shit. Yeah nothing as bad as that vid, I am pretty civil even when he is angry.


 No.132696

>>132693

Post pics


 No.132697

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.132698

File (hide): 17cdfc4b06692e7⋯.png (28.85 KB, 1209x328, 1209:328, Oh Dear.png) (h) (u)

Was at my job search bullshit this morning ("It's only one hour, it's only one hour…) when I noticed this message. I've been dreading this for the past year. I'm looking into enrolling in a warehousing course to get a forklift licence out of it and - obviously - to get out of WFTD. What's everyone else been up to?


 No.132700>>132728

All you work for the dole boys need to get yourselves on the DSP.

"I'm not disabled" you will say, and "I don't want to lie about it".

But what you must understand is it is the psychiatric profession's opinion that matters, not your own. And in their eyes you ARE disabled.

I waited way too long to get on DSP because I didn't think of myself as disabled when all along the medical profession would have certified me as such if I had just asked and had just gone through the process.

Part of being in the state you are in is having a certain lack of insight into your own behaviour. It all seems normal to us, the way we live. But to the normies who make the decisions, we are disabled.

You do not have to lie. Just tell them the truth about how you live. Tell them about your political views. Tell them about the chans.

Honestly boys, Newstart and wfd and all the rest of it are a form of torture. Do not let yourself be tortured. Life is bad enough already.

Start getting your shit together to make a DSP claim.


 No.132702

>>132381

>The year is now officially half over

I sincerely hope I'm not sitting here this time next year dwelling on the same point. You've had a big few months, glad to hear you're made it through and are what sounds like on a positive path. What game is that btw? I really liked the music and look of it. Looking forward to your next vid.


 No.132703>>132706 >>132714

File (hide): 68c31b4f3a2da58⋯.jpg (3.4 MB, 4160x3120, 4:3, IMG20170706134518[1].jpg) (h) (u)

I finished the roast, I don't think it's fully cooked though, does this look done to you m8s?


 No.132704

>>132688

I always wonder how fullbloods in WA and NT feel about these east coast metro city 1/16th whitey cunts taking their gibs.


 No.132705>>132707

>>132690

That guys mum is such an enabler, ffs she is the reason he is how he is to begin with


 No.132706>>132708

>>132703

It is basically cooked. You can have pork a little bit pink like that if you like it that way. It used to be dangerous to eat pink pork because you'd get a horrible disease and worms eating you from the inside out. That is no longer the case though.

You should have cooked at a higher temperature to crisp up the skin more.


 No.132707

>>132705

>she is the reason he is how he is to begin with

This is the case for all parents of NEETs. If ever you are feeling bad about it just remember what your parents did to you and how it destroyed your confidence and sense of self. In my experience most NEETs are raised by single mothers at least part of the time.

That is part of the reason the NEET parents can become volatile and angry at the NEET child. Because they know it is their fault and the only way for them to stop feeling guilty for what they have done to you is for you to be "successful".


 No.132708

>>132706

Yeah the labeling said to cook it at 240 for 20m then 180 for 40m, I agree with you though


 No.132709>>132710 >>132711 >>132716

I'm putting the roast back into the oven for about 15, try and cook it a bit more


 No.132710>>132712

>>132709

Are you going to have vege and gravy with it?


 No.132711

File (hide): 6bd442aaafd9b29⋯.png (11.43 KB, 517x326, 517:326, 1420874625874.png) (h) (u)

>>132709

God speed anon.


 No.132712>>132713


 No.132713

>>132712

you swine


 No.132714

>>132703

i'd eat that


 No.132715

It'd finished, I don't know what to do with it now


 No.132716>>132717

>>132709

Crank your oven to MAXimum, put apple cider or liquid stock into pan to keep meat from drying out while the skin crackles. Did you score and rub salt into the skin?


 No.132717>>132752

>>132716

Did you score and rub salt into the skin?

Yeah I used a razor, not real deep cuts tthough


 No.132718>>132752

I'm eating half a pizza I found in someone's bin, brought it home and put it in the oven for a bit and it tastes great


 No.132721>>132730 >>132732 >>132752

Lonely girl here, looking for a big neet man to keep me company tonight


 No.132722>>132724 >>132726 >>132752

Even porn has lost its interest for me now. I keep fapping but it is getting harder and harder to find something that interests me.

I stopped gaming about two years ago. Movies and TV went about one year ago.

My world is shrinking. How much longer can I go on?


 No.132724>>132725

>>132722

What do you do now then?


 No.132725>>132752

>>132724

I browse /pol/ and follow political news and a few blogs.


 No.132726>>132727

>>132722

Time to become a normie, neeto


 No.132727

File (hide): 37863409147ac1e⋯.jpg (319.35 KB, 2000x2000, 1:1, 1479274485683.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132726

I tried to become a normie but failed miserably.

Maybe it is time to become an hero.


 No.132728>>132729

>>132700

That's what I am doing.


 No.132729

>>132728

Good man.


 No.132730>>132743

>>132721

Doubt you are real.


 No.132732

>>132721

I am one of those things


 No.132736>>132737 >>132738 >>132756

little bits of toilet paper keep sticking to my foreskin when I wipe after pissing.

I have to wipe or piss leaks everywhere into my pants after.

I say wipe but it is really more of a dab to absorb the excess.

What am I doing wrong?


 No.132737>>132738 >>132740

>>132736

Pull back your foreskin so it doesn't get caught, and squeeze the piss out

It's what I do


 No.132738>>132740

>>132736

What >>132737 said, milk it gently once and just dab the tip.


 No.132739>>132744 >>132746 >>132756

File (hide): 4cef743a3946d80⋯.png (340.67 KB, 593x635, 593:635, 1498780797568.png) (h) (u)

Just 48 hours until I have the house to myself for six weeks.

Everyday will be a neet party.


 No.132740>>132741 >>132742

>>132737

>>132738

If I pull back the foreskin then I cannot "milk" the balls and dick to get the piss out because that just pushes the foreskin down again. Also it is too sensitive to touch the exposed head with toilet paper.


 No.132741>>132745

>>132740

Christ, how do you live with that thing


 No.132742>>132745

>>132740

time to cut it off


 No.132743

>>132730

Its a known fact that there are hordes of stacies craving neet cock


 No.132744>>132749

>>132739

You gonna have a rape party too?


 No.132745>>132747 >>132748 >>132756

>>132741

>>132742

I stand there over the sink milking it about ten times. Holding the toilet paper under it to catch the drops and dabbing to absorb the moisture. And then somehow when I stick it in my pants more spills out anyway.


 No.132746>>132749

>>132739

have you visited dan yet?


 No.132747

>>132745

I skip the whole process and just use a catheter with a piss bag that mummy empties for me


 No.132748>>132750 >>132756

>>132745

Do you squeeze behind your balls too


 No.132749

File (hide): d962fde76aa02c3⋯.jpg (4.97 KB, 180x249, 60:83, images (15).jpg) (h) (u)

>>132746

Not yet. Thinking I'll get a carton of emu export and some goon on Saturday.

>>132744

No but my fleshlight will be arriving next week.


 No.132750>>132751

>>132748

Of course. I also bend forwards a little bit etc. I have tried everything.

Sometimes I find that piss has somehow made its way into my pants leg too. When I pull my pants up I feel it against my knee.


 No.132751>>132753

>>132750

I find getting the last few drops of cum out is the hardest, just when i think its all out i sit down and more comes out.

The only way i can tell if my undies a dirty is by the ammount of cum stains on them


 No.132752>>132755

>>132717

Not sure if you're talking about a piece of pork or your arm/s?

>>132718

That was some homeless person's dinner, you thief.

>>132721

A pretty poor bait attempt, John.

>>132722

>I keep fapping but it is getting harder and harder

I'd be worried if it was getting softer

>>132725

You should start reading actual books to stimulate your gray matter. You've been relying on passive media for too long.


 No.132753

>>132751

I have cum ooze out at random times.

I always piss right after wanking but even then more cum oozes out a couple of hours later.


 No.132754>>132759

Do all neets have defective dicks?


 No.132755>>132770

>>132752

my dick is actually getting softer. I only noticed that it is not fully hard any more when I wank to porn because I got a REAL boner from something that happened in real life and realised that is what my dick is actually like when it is properly hard.


 No.132756>>132757 >>132758

>>132736

Women wipe, men shake.

>>132739

I'm so jelly. You going to invite some whores over?

>>132745

I'm confused. Are you still talking about urine or semen?

>>132748

That's not how one pisses. What sort of childhood did you have?


 No.132757>>132758

>>132756

I used to shakr but a few drops of piss used to hit my mouth


 No.132758

>>132756

>>132757

shaking gets the piss everywhere. It is uncivilised.


 No.132759>>132760 >>132762

>>132754

A neets dick is the only part of him that does any work


 No.132760

>>132759

my dick is a neet too


 No.132761

Watching the original planet of the apes


 No.132762>>132763 >>132769

Goodnight neets

>>132759

The other NEET is right, my dick works less than I do. I think I need to implement a personal WFD (wank for the dole) program to whip the little neet into shape because right now he's just coasting off my hard work without giving anything back.


 No.132763

>>132762

You need to get your dick fixing bikes for 25 hours a week


 No.132767>>132788

File (hide): fa5df872e289c54⋯.png (28.57 KB, 424x37, 424:37, time.png) (h) (u)

Been playing some World of Warcraft recently


 No.132769>>132788

>>132762

Tell it he has to do wfd or he gets cut off for 8 weeks


 No.132770>>132771 >>132788

>>132755

My dick gets real hard when I spy on mummy changing


 No.132771>>132772 >>132774 >>132775

>>132770

I bet your mummy wishes you would change


 No.132772

File (hide): 7f001b60e6126b1⋯.jpg (44.87 KB, 570x487, 570:487, 1458252499439.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132771

Well played.


 No.132774

>>132771

top bants but hits a bit close to home


 No.132775

File (hide): 702d590dfa47450⋯.jpg (18.27 KB, 600x238, 300:119, 1468974519497.jpg) (h) (u)

>>132771

Please delete this


 No.132778>>132783

Hey cumguzzlers


 No.132783

>>132778

morning


 No.132785>>132787

I am coming down from the roast pork binge now and I am struggling.

My piss still smells of pork.

I also ate two loaves of bread yesterday and two blocks of chocolate amongst other things.


 No.132787

>>132785

at least you're doing your part to fight the halal menace


 No.132788>>132790

>>132767

Never played it. Was that 'total time' done straight? I recall a news story where some chink died while playing WoW (or League of Legends) non-stop for a considerable period of time, can't remember how long though. My 'total time' of any vidya this year is zero. Think I've finally lost interest after 30 years.

>>132769

>cut off for 8 weeks

The foreskin?

>>132770

You've taken the MILF fantasy too far. It's time to apply rope to your neck. There's no going back now.

>tfw coffee and donuts

We're now on page 2, so probably time for a new thread. Who will make the NEET Winter Edition thread?


 No.132789>>132790

Was gonna do some deliveries but decided to get drunk instead, might go work Sunday since its school holidays


 No.132790

>>132788

>you've taken the MILF fantasy too far

In a way all of us have fucked our mums, so who are we to judge?

>>132789

Actually going outside has made me realize how terrible school holidays are. Kids should be banned from public tbh.


 No.132792

NEW

132791

>>132791

>>132791

NEW




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