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ACTUAL OLD >>131859

Boys I found the videos from Cheesecake NEET and really enjoyed them and then I watched the videos of a couple of other NEETs and so I decided I would make one myself.

Tell me what you think. I can make more if people want me to.

https://youtu.be/Kgm0w_wwI2s

>>132794

I didn't know people outside of these threads watch our neets

>>132794

Good video neeto. Your story was pretty interesting and I definitely agree with your message. I spent a lot of time just assuming I'd off myself if things got hard, but recently I've realized that that is just asking for a shit future.

Hope things turn out okay for you too, you sound like a decent bloke.

>>132791 (OP)

>Seasonal editions are dumb

And I'm guessing you're the anti-Pepe spammer of late

>>132794

>Depressed NEET

Representing the people. I'll watch it later, I enjoy hearing other neets.

>>132796

>just asking for a shit future

It's like what Uni_NEET said in his latest vid (under another name) about not dwelling on past missed opportunities or trying to block it from memory but rather using that knowledge as motivation to succeed/achieve in the present. Or something like that…

I'm still waiting for a reply as to what game he was playing in that vid.

>>132796

Thank you for the kind words mate.

>>132797

It's World of Warcraft

Just a private server and I can only record in 720p as I'm using a shitty budget monitor that is 900x native so you can't see the user interface otherwise you'd probably have recognized it from the get go

I like Depressed NEET's take on the whole Ageing concept and his story - touched on a few things I wanted to say or rather instead said entirely better than I would have been able to.

We are fortunate enough to truly be entering a NEET content creation renaissance - I'll have another few out soon

Good afternoon neets. I have finished some chores around the house, should keep mummybot off my back when she gets home. My room's floor is nice and clean, freshly vacuumed.

>>132794

Watching now

>>132794

I enjoyed your video. I have been independently arriving to similar conclusions, that I need to move out and I cannot rely on my mother for ever.

I have a brother, so I plan to eventually (the both of us) move out and rent a place together, and we are currently saving money to do so. I found your story very interesting, that things like that can just come out of nowhere and really fuck with your long term plans. It helps to plan ahead though. I realize when I move out I will just be relying on my brother than my mother, but I think long term he is a lot more reliable than my mother seems to be.

How much do you have saved if I may ask? I am not very good at saving money, and it is hard to do so when I get so little of youth allowance. I don't pay my mum any board or rent, but I do a lot of work around the house and buy my own food to eat. Anyway, enjoyed it m8, look forward to the next one.

Might root a gook escort tonight.

>>132802

I have saved about $20,000.

That is about 2.75 years of saving my DSP. I had more but I bought a car ($6000) a few months ago.

If I had started saving earlier I would be in a much better position.

>>132804

Private, I'm too much of an autist to go into a brothel.

>>132805

I've got roughly the same amount saved up, can easily save close to $1000 per month on dsp if your weekly rent is around $150 a week.

>>132794

i thought i was the only neet here with a schizo mummybot

good to know i'm not alone i guess

>>132800

vacuumed my room recently for a housing inspection, felt good to have a slightly less dusty room

>>132808

So Jordan Peterson was right?

I might give it a try.

>>132806

Went to a brothel a couple months ago for the first time. Really fun experience, fucked a yank from Iowa with fake tits. You go in there and pick out a chick, didn't think I'd have it in me and there were even some chads inside that started joking with me.

>>132810

>You go in there and pick out a chick

So it is just like Dragon Age Origins.

>>132812

Exactly. I guess it depends on the suburb, but there was a couple Europeans, a black and a really old South American one. Honestly, picking them out was as fun as the sex.

>>132813

Didn't you feel bad for playing favourites and maybe hurting some of their feelings?

>>132809

would recommend

>>132811

>And people wonder how I ended up like this.

i figure it's just a way some people cope with feeling useless

>>132810

did you feel sorry for the girls you rejected?

any of you rooted an older Asian? like mid 40's?

I saw one today and got a stiffy, I think i'm more attracted to them than their younger counterparts

>>132794

>the NEET son having to show up and testify to these judges

Literally burst out laughing, that must have been awful. Nice insights too, I really need to get my ass into gear and get my independence. It's fucking Friday at 9PM and mummy's making me clean the house, this is no way for a NEET to live.

Yeah, I'd like to hear more NEET stories. You mentioned you were in your thirties? I'd like to hear what you'd do in my position, I'm 24 and I don't qualify for DSP or even Work for the Dole. Not just what you'd do to make money but how you'd live in general. What should I be doing with my time?

>>132805

>I have saved about $20,000

>That is about 2.75 years of saving my DSP

>>132815

>>132817

Not until you cunts mentioned it.

Might just go to bed early because I'm bored

>>132822

>go to bed early

That is always a mistake for me. I need to be dead tired before bed else I will just lie there for hours thinking about depressing shit.

>>132820

Well first of all you need to understand that my life is a catastrophe and so that needs to be understood in order for you to evaluate just how good my advice is. I would not take advice from myself.

My basic advice is to not do the same things I did. But obviously all NEETs are prone to making the same mistakes as me because you get there by following the path of least resistance.

You said you don't qualify for DSP. Then why are you a NEET? Could you be working but you are just too lazy? If that is the case then stop being lazy and get a job. If the reason you are not working is because you CAN'T, because of your mental issues, then you DO qualify for DSP and my advice to you would be to realise this and admit it to yourself and then find a doctor who agrees with you and get it sorted out.

As for what you should do with your time, I don't know. If you are capable of studying (even online) then you should. I regret dropping out of uni (twice) very very much.

I think it is important to have a routine and to have goals. You get stuck in the worst sort of hole when you start becoming irregular in sleep patterns and you start losing track of what day of the week it is etc.

>>132824

Having a good sleeping pattern also helps when you do get a job. You don't want to try going from sleeping as daylight begins to getting up as daylight begins in a day or two.

>>132827

Was she drunk or stoned? Inebriated women are borderline autistic in how they percieve social situations. I cant be the only one who has been asked by a girl if "something was wrong" when I've been chilling minding my own business at a party. Bitch if something was wrong why the fuck would i tell you, let alone in a social situation.

>>132828

Yeah she was stoned. You're right about girls saying very inappropriate things when they are wasted. Last week she was trying to convince me to get tinder.

Someone asked me to post when I redeemed my Rebel Sport gift card from Sanitarium. It's a digital voucher only, and the email says you have to present photo ID when you redeem it.

>>132824

The truth is that I don't really feel like working. It's boring and stressful and I prefer to stay at home and read or play games. I think the difference between me and a lazy employed person is a lack of goals - I have no friends to go out with, no hope of finding a partner, no expensive hobbies. There's not much reason to work, you know?

>>132836

Doesn't wanting to survive count as a goal?

>>132835

Because you have yellow fever and mummy issues?

Didn't go to work a single day this week. Do I count as a NEET? Been studying some japrunes in my own times though.

>>132839

Is a peasant who walks onto the palace grounds for a minute a king?

>>132840

Being a NEET isn't an attainment. It's a lack of attainment. To become a NEET you literally have to do nothing.

>>132841

Most kings got their position purely because their mummybot dicked the right dude

>>132846

Wash your bedding. That or drink a hot drink when you wake up and it'll loosen the phlegm.

>>132846

You're not sucking dicks in your sleep are you?

>>132850

I didn't mean to post that photo again.

>>132838

yes, but it's more than that. I expect them to know what they are doing. the younger Asians have to be coached and are all shy, fuck that I want a pro with a two foot long throat.

>>132850

you sure you're not sucking dick in your sleep? that looks like a bladder stone

>>132852

How much does it cost to fuck a prostitute?

Do you even get properly horny? Is your dick hard when you take your pants down or do you need it to be stimulated to even get hard?

>>132810

How much and was that in a state where it is legal? It's illegal here but I think they still have them, I just don't want to get stung in some police trap.

>>132842

And to hold it they have to live their whole life in service of the nation, drop the ball for a moment and you will be overthrown or replaced.

>>132853

$140-200

I haven't been though, i'm too paranoid

>>132856

Prostitutes don't interest me at all. I would feel like a loser going to one. It is even worse than being a virgin.

>>132857

i'd feel like a human trafficker where they are mine and that's hot

>>132857

Why? It's a less complicated form of picking girls up from the bar, the result is the same in that you are spending resources to sleep with a whore.

>>132859

>the result is the same

No it isn't. Having sex with someone attracted to you and a prostitute is completely different.

Also the slut from the bar won't make you wear a condom to give you a bj. lol I still can hardly believe they actually do that.

>>132860

Do you really want a woman who sucks disgusting cocks for a living (along with god knows what else) directly touching your dick with her mouth?

>>132861

No but I wouldn't want to touch her at all if she is that gross. And that is kind of the whole point.

I would rather no bj than a bj wearing a condom.

>>132799

Thanks, but no I've never played WoW

>>132800

Good afternoon m8. I gauge my room's cleanliness by the frequency of sneezing that occurs from heavy dust build-up. When the sneezing happens too often I know it's time to clean the entire room.

>>132802

>I cannot rely on my mother for ever

None of us can, not unless she leaves you a large inheritance. I won't have that luxury, so that's why as a 30+ NEET I'm getting back into work and the rhythm of doing shit for myself after years of neetdom and isolation. Working will of course be torture but not as bad as being a homeless NEET and I can always quit after settling into a nice place.

I'm terrible at saving money though, even being on Newstart with no obligation to pay rent.

>>132803

So did you?

What happens if you go to a brothel but you can't get your dick hard so you don't end up fucking the hooker? Do you get your money back?

>>132810

Good for you son. And I bet those chads had tiny penises, that or they were waiting for their respective girlfriends to clock-off for the night

>>132813

Did you do the "Eeny meeny miny moe" thing when selecting?

>>132818

The majority of the women I've fucked have been Asian hookers of that age bracket. Just hit-up the classifieds section of your local newspaper.

>>132822

So did you?

>>132864

Sure thing, just show the manager the receipt and your limp dick.

>>132866

If I had to show someone my limp dick it would probably get hard. Story of my life.

>>132834

Thanks neet. That's disappointing.

Hey cumguzzlers

>>132864

They only return enough to buy some rope

Uh oh I wet the bed again, mummy is gonna be mad!

>tfw horny

>>132836

>- I have no friends to go out with, no hope of finding a partner, no expensive hobbies. There's not much reason to work, you know?

Exactly me. I do want to upgrade my computer though.

>>132863

>Good afternoon m8. I gauge my room's cleanliness by the frequency of sneezing that occurs from heavy dust build-up. When the sneezing happens too often I know it's time to clean the entire room.

That is an interesting system. I usually vacuum my floor when there is too much specs of rubbish on it.

>None of us can, not unless she leaves you a large inheritance. I won't have that luxury, so that's why as a 30+ NEET I'm getting back into work and the rhythm of doing shit for myself after years of neetdom and isolation. Working will of course be torture but not as bad as being a homeless NEET and I can always quit after settling into a nice place

Its different for everyone really. I am just going to rely on someone else.

>>132863

I just clean and vacuum my room once a week.

If I don't do things on schedules I just never do them, gotta train the neet brain to think like a wagie.

I spent last night despondent in my bed once again. I know I shouldn't obsess over the past, as many have said but it really gets to me I never experienced the 'normal' things, or ever have, and I don't currently and won't in the future.

I have never been to a party. I have never kissed a girl, had a gf or sex. I never had the large social circle that cared about me. I don't have any friends, my ones from high school stopped caring (the little they did anyway) as soon as I left school.

I feel alone. I don't see any of this changing really. The older I get just reminds me how much I have never experienced, or am likely to in the future. I just feel like a old little boy. How do I deal with these feels guys? The meds don't help.

>>132876

Of course the goy pills won't stop you from recognising your situation is terrible. If you lived nearby we could have a neet meet but I guess you're not in newy.

Have you tried making irl friends and becoming a wagecuck?

>>132876

I've had some similar feels recently, something happened that reminded me of how I shape up against my high school peers and it made me feel really ashamed. But that kind of thinking isn't really useful. You need to focus on improving within your own little bubble. The best way to improve self confidence is to do things you that give you something to feel confident about.

Ideally you should just think of ways to make it so you feel less this way in five years and do them before it's too late and you're on the end of a rope while your peers have a nice day out with their grandkids.

All you whiney neets

Eat more tendies and do big poo poos

>>132879

I do big cums instead

>>132877

>Have you tried making irl friends and becoming a wagecuck?

I am too mentally ill for either of those things. I can barely handle leaving the house, I am un employable. Even if it were possible, I don't think a job would get me the social circle I wanted. I had my opportunity in high school and blew it. I guess I will just have to accept I am a failure and ignore these feelings.

>>132878

Currently I have been improving within my own little bubble, small things like going outside more and not pissing in bottles as much. I have been attempting to get my licence, but the car I have its battery died.

You are right, we can never hope to ever compete with our high school peers. We just had to shut ourselves off from everyone else ( to avoid comparisons) and run our own race. It isn't ideal but it is the best we can do to alleviate the feels and suffering.

>Ideally you should just think of ways to make it so you feel less this way in five years

This is good. I fear that in five years time what I have done will never be enough, and the gap between life achievements between me and them will be larger. I shouldn't make these comparisons but I keep doing it. Why does my brain want these things when they are impossible to reach? The ship has sailed, but it wants me to jump in the ocean and swim after it. I can't reach it, its a fools errand.

>>132881

My car battery died too a few months back because I was too lazy to start it often enough to keep it charged. That was a pretty expensive punishment for slacking off.

I've got to work on my license more too, my schedule is surprisingly busy currently so I'm just waiting for it to settle before booking some lessons.

I think that if you can make some small progress and take whatever chances come then things can improve a fair bit, just compare yourself to your past self and your worst possible self.

>>132882

How long does it take for your battery to die if you don't use your car?

>>132883

About a month.

>>132884

I generally only drive my car once a fortnight (on NEETbux day) to do my shopping. Hopefully that will be enough to keep the battery from dying.

I actually have worried about the petrol too because I filled it up in March and the same petrol just sits in the tank for months and months and apparently petrol has a used by date and degrades over time.

>>132883

Mine took probably 3 weeks. I kind of lost track of time though.

>tfw got $100 coming my way because my parents are alcoholics and each carton is worth $5 for some online meme

>>132887

They are wasting your inheritance on booze though

Just start your car once a week and let it run for 15 minutes, should keep the battery nice and happy.

>>132876

Kissing a girl is only nice if you like it, similarly with sex if it's just some random chick you'd probably enjoy just wanking more

Hollywood romanticizes and idealizes sex as well as parties, I've been to one party before and it was just a bunch of 16 year olds trying to act like 18 year olds, cringe more than anything.

I think you have to realize that whether you want to admit it or not, you are different to the normies and the things which bring you joy are different to them. You have to find your own way anon.

I'd recommend going out to a bar/nightclub or something, you only have to spend 5 minutes there to realize how shit it is and how out of place you are, instantly you'll be glad to be comfy at home again and no longer get the "missing out" feeling.

>>132876

>>132878

I have a few people I vaguely keep in touch with from high school since I only finished 5 years ago.

The life's that they portray on social media are 9/10 times merely a fabrication, it's all fake.

The guys and girls that are married with kids are often not that happy and stressed out from having a family so soon in life.

That kid that bought a nice house or car, bought it on credit and is unlikely to make the repayments.

Some chick that goes travelling in Europe all the time works a shit job and spends all her money doing that, she lives at home with her parents still and catches the bus to work.

As a general rule, I'd say the more time someone spends posting things on their social media - the worse their life typically is, even by normie standards

>>132876

Think of all the damaged people who have high partner counts and videos of them having sex circling around the web.

Doesn't sound so bad does it?

>>132890

Why wouldn't he enjoying kissing a girl? Sticking your tongue down the throat of a woman is fucking great.

Hookers are the biggest cope there is, no woman who gets paid for sex enjoys having sex with the man paying for it whereas if a woman wants to have sex with you because she likes you is just as keen to fuck you as you are to fuck her.

Imagine paying $200 to fuck a pussy that has been hammered by probably thousands of other guys and then you go in for a kiss be cause intimacy is part of sex and she pushes you back because you disgust her, I'd rather just masturbate and save the money and actually be able to cum without feeling an immense amount of shame.

Working up the energy to do a poo

I like to dress up in mummy's clothes when she's not around

>>132895

John please go

>>132895

dirty little poofter

Just ate 1kg of rump steak and two blocks of cadbury hazelnut chocolate.

>>132899

going to the gym soon?

>>132900

No I spent all my money on steak and chocolate.

>>132899

>washing down a juicy manly steak with beta woman food

just had a snapper on the barbie with a vegie bake thing with cheese sauce

kicked ass, snapper cost $48 though

>>132903

Are you a NEET? That sounds like a SOCIAL sort of meal.

Today I tried pooping without peeing, it's impossible.

>>132905

Got a big old bog brewing in the guts, might try this out.

>>132906

Don't do it, you'll just relapse

>>132907

Post pics of that tasty neet creation

I might try and fap while I poo

>>132909

It is too late. It is already on its way.

My mouth is watering.

>>132899

2 squares of one of those big blocks of chocolate? Or two whole packs?

>>132903

>Not buying a family-sized pack of frozen fish fingers and spending the rest on goon

Do you even NEET?

>>132906

Far out this lad loves himself some garlic bread! I usually get sick of the stuff after 2 or 3 slices

>>132913

It was two whole 200g blocks of chocolate.

>garlic bread

I don't even like it that much it is just it is the only thing from Domino's which is edible. And it is CHEAP. $2 each tonight with a coupon.

The delivery driver is on his way now and it is the same guy who came on Monday. I wish it was someone different. I feel embarrassed now.

>>132881

>>132882

I had to buy a new car battery earlier this year. I used this service called Afterpay, which is an interest-free payment-plan thing (sorta like a 'take it home now' laybuy service). The purchase gets split into 4 installments paid back fortnightly and there are no fees (unless you miss a payment due to lack of funds which incurs a $10 late fee iirc). The good news is that Supercheap Auto offers Afterpay (min. purchase $100). Blah blah blah…

>>132914

You naughty NEET, that's a lot of sugar

>I wish it was someone different

Put on a disguise and talk in a funny accent, they won't give a fuck.

Two garlic breads down, two to go. fingers too greasy to type more.

>>132890

>Kissing a girl is only nice if you like it, similarly with sex if it's just some random chick you'd probably enjoy just wanking more

Yeah I want sex in an actual loving relationship. I don't just want sex, like with a prostitute or a hookup or something. It's not my cup of tea.

>Hollywood romanticizes and idealizes sex as well as parties, I've been to one party before and it was just a bunch of 16 year olds trying to act like 18 year olds, cringe more than anything.

>I'd recommend going out to a bar/nightclub or something, you only have to spend 5 minutes there to realize how shit it is and how out of place you are, instantly you'll be glad to be comfy at home again and no longer get the "missing out" feeling.

I would at least have liked to have gone to a birthday party as a teenager. I think it is different because you have all your school friends there and girls. I think I went to a few when I was younger but they were all boys parties, I wanted one with girls as a teenager. It might seem fickle or something. Clubbing is different though, I do not like, or wanted that at all.

>>132891

Thanks. It gives me hope that maybe most of them don't have it better than me after all.

>>132913

Shit I completely forgot fish fingers were a thing. It must have been half a decade since I last saw one.

If it wasn't dark and cold I'd go out and pick some up

>>132906

Hold the fuck on? 4 garlic breads is 8$? Thats great value

>>132914

>I don't even like it that much it is just it is the only thing from Domino's which is edible.

I make myself a custom pizza that is pretty nice. it depends on who is cooking that night though, they can either do it right or fuck it up. The brownie is a favorite of mine. Will have to give the chicken kickers and garlic bread a go.

>>132924

>a custom pizza

what do you have on it m8?

The 4 garlic breads and the chicken kicker bites are eaten lads. Little bit of indigestion in the chest now.

Just the two cookies to go. I will report back on them.

>>132925

I usually get a supreme without pineapple and bacon (because they don't cook it properly) and I get a sauce on top, either peri peri or something else.

>>132794

You sound slightly American. I couldn't help but feel sad for your mum's situation (ie her sudden and acute decline of mental health), it's not something one willfully wants to happen. I'm currently in the process of re-gaining independence so I can escape from a psychotic neighbour, it won't be easy but by Christmas I should have a place of my own. Just the thought of it fills me with joy.

>>132928

>You sound slightly American

A lot of NEETs end up with a weird accent or way of speaking. I guess it comes from limited social interaction. In the past I have gone weeks without speaking to anyone at all.

>I should have a place of my own

Good luck with it m8. I wish you all the best.

>paying for pizza

You do realise your can pizza for free if you just look through their bins.

Dumpster divings been hard lately with the rain making the food all soggy

>>132927

Sounds alright. Personally I find that the "Italian sausage" they put on their pizzas ruins them. Also their cheese is tasteless.

I have now eaten the two cookies and that completes my meal.

The cookies were pretty bad. could of bought a whole box of better ones from Coles for the same price.

>>132930

I just stored all my feedtheneets pizzas in the fridge. They're a bit old now but free is free.

>>132929

I'd say BasedNEET and Neetwalker have the most normie voices

>>132929

I hope I don't sound like a seppo too then

I love Cheesecake NEET's voice. So deep and comfy as fuck to listen to.

>>132936

CheesecakeNEET's voice is the most expressive I'd say, he could do podcasts

>>132935

The most common thing I see with NEETs and Autists is they sound British. Upper class British.

>>132938

I just recorded and listened to my voice and I sound pretty australian. Very spergy, but still australian.

>>132939

Post vocaroo

>>132936

He sounds extremely depressed tbh

>>132940

muh paranoia is too high for that neeto

>>132941

Yeah it is sad. I really feel for him.

>>132942

Suit yourself Neetox.

just did a big poo and a haemorrhoid popped, fucking scary stuff

>>132945

>haemorrhoid

I have started having problems with these things.

I can't use toilet paper any more. Instead I use a wet sponge.

>>132946

if you can afford them, use baby wipes

>>132947

Don't they ruin your plumbing?

>>132947

That is what I tried first but they were really bad. They are too thin and actually made my angus feel worse after. I had to wipe like 100 times with them.

>>132948

get one of the little bins girls use for their tampons.

I didn't get haemorrhoids from that though, I get them because I have to push really hard because my sphincter doesn't work properly, I broke my back years ago. most of me works ok but it is harder to poop now

>>132890

>whether you want to admit it or not, you are different to the normies and the things which bring you joy are different to them

I think this is a coping mechanism. I don't feel I'm any different to normies except in my ability to achieve the things that every human values like sex and fulfillment in work and having a nice circle of friends and so on. I've tried clubbing and had a bad time but it wasn't because I dislike clubbing, it was because I was just another average male in a sea of Chads who were soaking up all the attention from the Stacies. If my face had been more attractive I probably would have had a good time.

>>132950

You should get enemas, they get out all the poo poo and maximise the gbps from mummya

>>132936

>>132937

Thanks. Sometimes myself I find it harsh, but if others like it that is good I guess. I was thinking about doing a podcast or something in the future.

who else /judged for being a welfare claiming neet/ here?

>>132945

What was the poo like?

>>132954

I get praise for being a neet

>>132954

not voiced judging, but you can tell people think it

>>132953

I would listen to anything you do. But how would a podcast be different from your YouTube videos?

>>132951

I feel I am different because of in baked personality traits and learned ones from being ugly and having low confidence. This along with mental disorders prevents me from getting any relationship success (both romantic and friendships).

I guess I am just a genetically inferior male.

>>132951

I dislike clubbing because even though I understand that it is acceptable behaviour and it is relatively fun the whole phenomena seems so shallow and I cant kick the feeling that if I do it i'll become one of them

>>132952

I used them in hospital but I lied that everything is better so my family didn't have to think about it and I want to keep the issue a secret

>>132955

hard

>>132952

are there thread enemas to get rid of literal shitposts?

>>132961

if anything they'd make the shitposts flow freer

>>132960

Sometimes I stick the vacuum cleaner up my ass to get the poo going, then mummy comes in with a super soaker to fill my neet hole up with water

>>132961

Does poo poo make you feel uncomfortable?

>>132964

she's a good woman

>>132958

I myself do not know what a podcast is exactly. Wouldn't it be somewhat long (20+ mins) and kind of like a radio show? But only audio?

I actually have come to like having a video rather than just audio. I have a few good ideas I am working on. I used to make them to the 15min limit, but now I only really make my videos as long as they need to be. I would like to get a better mic, maybe then I might give the NEETcast idea some thought.

>>132965

it makes me feel ashamed of my small poos

>>132964

Are you 12?

>>132967

>the 15min limit

You can get that limit extended. I think you have to give YouTube your details though and verify your phone number etc.

>>132970

I actually gave them a burner phone number, so that irritating limit goes away.

>>132938

This describes me, I assume it's the result of atrophied speech muscles leading to a slight slur or mumble or monotone which is then corrected by very deliberate and precise enunciation which sounds similar to the way brits stress their words.

I really hate hearing aspies speak because they do the same thing and it makes me feel like an autist.

>>132959

>I feel I am different because of in baked personality traits and learned ones from being ugly and having low confidence

That's a feel and a half. I value solitude because I'm socially anxious, I value equality because in a competitive environment I'm always the lowest in the hierarchy, my interests can all be pursued from behind a screen and alone because I was consistently rejected IRL.

Do you ever feel like you never actually developed your genetic personality and instead let the anxiety and depression and rejection form a pseudo-personality? Like, if you woke up one day and you were no longer anxious and depressed and socially isolated, your entire """personality""" would immediately change? Like everything you consider 'you' is just the various mental illnesses acting on a blank brain?

>>132969

I'm 26, is letting me put a lock on my door now since I'm a big boy now

>>132970

>>132971

*I mean you only have to give them a phone number and receive a text, easy to do with a 20$ phone.

>>132973

> is letting me put a lock on my door

What did he mean by this?

>>132968

You need to eat more food to get the poo gains and you can do ripped shits like me

>>132975

Because he's now 26 years old, his mother considers him a big boy, so she's allowing him to install a lock on his bedroom door.

>>132975

It's so she doesn't walk in while I'm making man milkies

>>132971

>a burner phone number

What is that?

>>132980

A phone that shove up your ass so people can listen to your shits

>>132972

>Do you ever feel like you never actually developed your genetic personality and instead let the anxiety and depression and rejection form a pseudo-personality? Like, if you woke up one day and you were no longer anxious and depressed and socially isolated, your entire """personality""" would immediately change? Like everything you consider 'you' is just the various mental illnesses acting on a blank brain?

I have had them so long (the mental illnesses) that they are a part of me. Its hard to imagine what exactly I would be like exactly if I didn't have them, but as you hypothesized I think it would be vastly different. I don't think most personality is genetic. I think it is a tailor to your surroundings and what kind of people you are exposed to as a kid. Obviously genetics plays a part, but I think largely parental, schoolmate and childhood influence determine quite a bit.

That is probably the reason that since I didn't grow up with a father I still don't even feel like a real man, among other factors (like never having a job, gf or licence, or an inability to grow facial hair).

>This describes me, I assume it's the result of atrophied speech muscles leading to a slight slur or mumble or monotone which is then corrected by very deliberate and precise enunciation which sounds similar to the way brits stress their words.

I learned to chew my entire life on one side of my mouth and it made my face somewhat biased. It fucks with my speech too, and facial aesthetics.

>you woke up one day and you were no longer anxious and depressed and socially isolated, your entire """personality""" would immediately change?

I have come close to doing just that once. It was when I took a shit ton of oxycontin. I see why opiates are highly addictive. It temporarily fixed my depression and anxiety. Good thing I am too poor to finance an addiction.

>>132980

A cheap phone purchased and registered for the sole purpose of activating the verification.

>>132984

But don't you have to register it with your real name and address?

>>132985

Nah you just email them with a picture of your mum's tits and they'll accept it

>>132985

Yes, but the phone company already has my address and name anyway I gave them (google) a separate one because I don't want them bothering me on my main phone.

>>132987

>bothering me

Do they do that? All they ever do is send robo SMS's with codes to enter so you can keep control of your account.

Where did everybody go

>>132992

max probably got them

>>132995

fly over to perth buddy

Anyone commit some good rapes tonight?

I saw a drunk stacys walking down the street and dragged her into a bush and anal fucked her.

>>132998

Pics or it didn't happen.

>>132995

>>132996

Everyone come to Perth, the weathers pretty gud

>>133001

Is it just the color of his curtains?

>>133002

No, no curtains on the door or window.

>>133003

Maybe it's just his TV or something

you're all cunts

woke up at 3 and couldn't get back to sleep. Now I'm just irritable and restless. At least mummy is away.

>>133006

wheres mum gone?

>>133007

Work trip to Melbourne.

>>133008

did she leave din dins?

She did a big shop on thursday so I wouldn't be a hungry neet. Heaps of shit in the freezer.

>>133011

are you the guy who had 4 garlic breads?

>>133012

>>133013

>4 garlic breads?

Yeah. See the order here: >>132906

I had also eaten 1kg of steak and two blocks of chocolate before that.

>>133014

you didn't even have a pizza. all that grease from the chicken will help it come out though

>>133015

I used to order pizzas from them but they were all shit.

On the the topic of pizza. Had pizzahut for the first time in almost a decade on friday. It's head and shoulders above dominos quality wise. Can't beat a 5 buck dominos pizza when you are broke though.

>>133016

yeah, their pizzas are pretty shit, they never fill me up unless I have a few.

theres a pizza joint sort of near me that does a pig and ink pizza - kabana and squid with sweet chilli sauce

>>132998

rape is not the act you should be committing

how the fuck do you guys eat so much?

>>133020

we're growing boys

>>133017

>pizzahut

They were the bees knees when I was a kid. Used to be the ultimate treat to go in to the restaurant for a party and have the all you can eat. They had the soft serve at the dessert bar with lots of toppings.

Haven't seen a Pizza Hut in years though.

>>133020

That is like asking an alcoholic how they drink so much.

Your body gradually gets used to it, and then it starts demanding it.

>>133024

the tendies take the edge off

>>132927

A pizza with pineapple and peri-peri sauce sounds like a good combo.

>>132929

>I guess it comes from limited social interaction

Sounds about right m8. The majority of what I say to people are just formalities (hello's and thank-you's to cashiers etc), can't remember the last time I had an actual conversation with someone.

>>132930

>Stealing a hobo's dinner

>>132932

That's what I was thinking, plus you could've bought 2 or 3 boxes of tendies for the money you paid for the 'kickers'.

>>132934

Who's this Neetwalker?

>>132794

You have a very strange accent.

>>132876

Kek, you're me.

I wish I had the self confidence to make some video talking about some neet issues.

>>133030

It is all anonymous m8 so just give it a go. If it doesn't end well then just delete it and you will be no worse off.

>>133030

Make a video talking about your confidence issues

Whoa, had an awesome rape binge last night.

My cock is covered in blood

>>133033

This man is an expert

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/07/09/05/53/girls-assaulted-by-man-wearing-camouflage-suit-on-the-central-coast

>>133034

Does virginneet live in NSW?

>>133034

It will be the fancy rape outfit and equipment that brings him undone. It will be a bit hard trying to explain away if someone sees it in his closet.

>>133036

You have to hide it behind the pissjugs and cumrags. The police will be too disgusted to search there.

>>133037

True story I was living in a hostel once and some other arsehole living there was seen stealing bikes and wheeling them into the hostel so the police came and the staff opened all the doors for them and they looked in my room and I had a big full 4L piss bottle right there in full view.

I wasn't there when they looked in my room, I only got home a bit later. But they must have seen it. The staff member too. No-one ever said anything.

>>133038

Imagine training for years to become a police officer and then spending your days searching through degenerate neet bedrooms for stolen items

>>133039

And the other 90% of their job is dealing with bogan and ethnic domestics.

>>133038

At least they didn't steal it, I hate when mummy takes my piss jugs and drinks from them.

She tries to fill the rest up with water to fool me.

>>133036

It works for me because the only people who come to my house are fellow rapists.

You should look into joining your local rape club, neets are most welcome since we have more time for rape

>>133042

allau ackbar to you too m8

>>133045

pedoanon please go

>>133045

Rape em high rape em low

>>133045

Can we ban this cunt please.

>>133048

No

>>133048

he hasn't done anything yet

>>133048

Asio will ban him for us

Depressed NEET here. I made another video today. That is two in two days. This is the most productive I have been at anything in years. This one is on why I have no friends.

https://youtu.be/20V-AfpisWU

>>133054

Good shit. I would subscribe but I don't want to give google my mobile just to make an account.

>>133054

Nobody would invite me to anything too, I always had to insist on doing things.

I remember someone started spreading a rumor that I spoil the endings to movies, so that no one in my high schools' autistic social circle would ever invite me to the movies.

I still see some of my "friends" from high school occasionally, but I think they are really starting to resent me. And I haven't made a single friend since leaving school.

>>133001

You can get coloured lights pretty easy these days. I know I never use white light and only use combinations of blue, purple and pink.

>>133056

One time my group of friends made plans to do something (without me) while I was standing right there.

In fact they did it more than once.

>>133054

Good (although depressing) shit neeto

I never really had friends to drift away from after school, but it definitely seems that that is the most common path for neets/internet autists in general

>>133055

I figure google already knows everything about me anyway.

>>133054

Sweet, I'll fap to watch this later.

>>133054

>hope everyone's having a good day

I was, your video depressed me

>>133066

See

>>132891

>>133066

My friend from High School got elected to Parliament a couple of years ago.

>>133067

He's a senior research fellow, a neuroscientist, based at a leading technology university. I'm a NEET and I need to take breaks when I tidy my bedroom because it's too much work to complete at once.

Oh my god, I can't fucking breathe.

He's a scientist at the cutting-edge of neuroscience research and for the past two months I've been psyching myself up to say make smalltalk with strangers at the gym I've visited every day for the past year.

I knew I was behind my peers but not like this. I'm fucking hyperventilating.

>>133069

>>133071

One is, what about the rest of them? I can guarantee he's a one off.

There is a guy I went to high school with who is training to be a doctor, one guy at an investment bank and one chick studying law who has her own house - the other 90 kids did fuck all

You're not looking at the larger picture

Most people's 20s are such a joke that you could be a NEET and as long as you put in work when you were 30+ you'd be fine at least education/career wise, socially you'd miss out absolutely but I'd imagine most of us aren't social people to begin with

>>133074

I think you need to concede that yes, others have gone ahead of you in the race and the odds are you will never catch up.

There is nothing wrong with conceding this. For most of us it is just reality.

But you don't have to CARE as much as some people do. You need to just run your own race and realise viewing life as a competition is not a practical or healthy way to look at it.

>>133075

I disagree, normies change careers several times during their working life and that involves even their once developed social circles no longer being able to help them career wise.

Normies get divorced and are single, arguably in a worse position than a single NEET as the single NEET has less baggage and no kids.

Normies get BTFO by scams and can have their financial capital reduced to zero.

Socially the doors are quite closed at around year 10/year 11 and after that your only real chance is University/TAFE but bar that you could still land a girl off Tinder or something even if you have no friends, I did for a while a few months ago and it surprised even me. Most people won't give a shit about your financial/social etc. capital if you're just a decent person

>>133071

This makes me feel kind of glad I grew up in a shitty small town. Half my high school peers are degenerate druggos with kids they can't afford making the same mistakes their parents did.

>>133078

I know a guy who has two kids to a CRAZY bitch and he is unemployed and didn't even finish High School.

But I still feel kind of jealous because he has those two kids which I will probably never have. Even though the kids will probably end up fucked up beyond belief, at least he has passed his genes on.

>>133079

I've considered going full blown bogan ruff cunt and shacking up with some crazy bimbo and just pumping out 10 kids, however I don't think this really works within NEETdom but rather Bogandom.

>>133080

Neets are promised 50 stacies and unlimited tendies in the after life

>>133080

part of the bogandom ecosystem is asserting dominance over people for durries you find on the ground out the front of centerlink and you have to fight all of your missuses ex's and brothers

>>133080

See I don't reckon I could even pick up a crazy bogan chick. You would think you would have an advantage over dumb stinky bogan guys but that is probably not actually the case. A beta is still a beta even to bogan chicks.

>>133082

And you have to do wfd because bogans are too dumb to get med certs

>>133079

>tfw your genetic line may end with you

>>133083

this, they'd prefer a bricklayer alpha Jetpilot Ute bogan than some office admin beta in a hatchback, FRIDAY NIGHT

FOOO

TAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>133078

Actually nevermind this was a mistake too, literally all of them look like chads. How did I manage to become the only fat cunt in the entire year

>>133086

The only advantage a NEET has over the Chads is we NEETs seem to age well. For some reason NEETs often look younger than they are and this trend which begins as a negative in teenage years turns into a positive later on.

This is not the case for all NEETs though of course. You could be one of those NEETs who goes bald at 19.

>>133080

>>133082

I believe I have the soul of a bogan I can be quite aggressive when I want to be, however my parents brought me up as sort of a well to do upper-middle class poof.

>>133087

>tfw look like a teenager in my 20s but my receding hairline is beginning to change that

the neet god has let me down

>>133088

I have a real larrikin aspect to me and I was raised in the bush and seen a lot of aus but my social phobia makes me second guess expressing it even though whenever I have people have gotten a kick out of it. mostly because the people I know see it as an almost foreign thing because everyone wants to be a cityfag

Fucking everyone has a beard too. Maybe I should try growing one

>>133091

I cant grow one properly on my cheeks, is there a trick to it?

>>133092

You just need to embrace the fedora

>>133092

It's genetics, what you have it what you get.

>>133092

It gets easier as you get older.

Also you can try raising your testosterone levels.

>>133095

how do you do that?

>>133092

There's a bit of broscience to it, but apparently Rogaine (hair loss shampoo you can get over the counter) can help fill out your beard. I thought about trying it, but I can't be fucked. Some study showed that rubbing peppermint oil had similar effects, so there's a chance it may just be down to the action of rubbing your skin to stimulate your hair follicles.

>>133096

There is lots of info if you google it.

Basically don't be fat, don't be lazy, don't be stressed, and get enough sleep. Also maybe try some supplements.

>>133097

cheers, i'll check out what rogaine is

>>133098

>don't be stressed

fuck

The tradesman who took away my heap of rubbish is meant to be coming back tomorrow to start repairs on my shed roof.

I am feeling nervous again. I am almost certain he won't show. He said he would come on Monday but he didn't even write it down.

I don't want this to be a prolonged thing. I just want it over and done with so I can get back to my quiet uneventful NEET existence.

>tfw no patrician gf

>>133100

How'd you find the guy?

I'd love to do handyman-type work.

>>133102

I think he advertised on gumtree and then I found his facebook. He had a really good facebook with lots of photos of the work he had done for people.

Are you skilled at handyman type jobs?

>>133102

Im handy at fapping but i dont think i could make a business out of it

>>133100

Good on you for being proactive in getting those problems fixed neeto. Try not to worry about it too much though, think about future plans.

Sitting in the cold waiting for the next fat fuck to order some food

>>133106

Are they usually fat?

>>133106

>tfw sitting in front of muh comfy fireplace while I wait for F1 to start

top tier comfy Sunday night

>>133106

>>133108

tfw doing surveys for pay pal bux

works out to be about $2 an hour but with youtube it's bearable

>>133107

Anyone who pays to have mcdonalds delivered to their house is fat.

Delivered kfc to a fat bogan and he reeked of bong

>>133109

Thats 16 shekels for 8 hours work

>>133111

>doing math

The wagie mindset has poisoned you

>>133110

That actually sounds like fun sort of work. I think I would really enjoy it. Am I wrong?

>>133113

probably

>>133115

have you tried not doing it

>>133115

>league of legends

shit taste m8

>>133121

5 million

>>133119

I think he finally stopped pissing in the bucket

I am washing my towels right now.

Hopefully I can get them dry on the line today.

Fucking winter lads, I hate it.

>>133125

Dont need towels if you never shower, my friend

Lads, this NZNEET is getting angsty. Any ideas for making small change without any initial investment? I just need ten bucks a week so I can walk down to the shops and buy a small container of Chinese each Friday, it's driving me over the fucking edge to have zero dollars at all times.

>>133103

>I think he advertised on gumtree and then I found his facebook

Welp.

>Are you skilled at handyman type jobs?

Nah. I was thinking that I could help elderly cunts with the jobs they're too weak and frail to do by themselves like clearing out gutters and doing heavy yardwork and things of that nature.

>>133128

You could sign up to air taster.

It's probably full of pajeets at this point but some people would probably wanna hire a trusty white man over a poo

>>133130

Dont you have mummy to cook it for you?

>>133130

>family roast

You're going to eat it all yourself, aren't you?

>>133128

can collecting or busking if you can pretend to be retarded

Just about given up on that daytime freelance courier job, bugger all work to do in it.

Really need to think up a way to make better use of my time and car. I could just buy some bulk crap and sell it on gumtree or ebay and offer same day delivery since i can do that myself

>>133132

>I think I'll do her for two hours

Sounds kinda sexual, wouldn't you say?

CLEAN THAT FUCKING DIRTY-ARSE OVEN

>>133137

Looks good m8, a hearty Winter meal. How'd the meat turn out, tender and juicy or dry and tough?

>should've done veggies

>what's a potato?

The dish would've looked nicer with brightly-coloured veg though.

Good Afternoon NEETs. Another glorious start to the week.

>>133140

Have you considered pizza-delivery? You'd probably make more money as the work would be more frequent/regular than that courier thing.

>>133143

Good afternoon. Yeah it is pretty nice out today. I went for a drive this morning.

>>133143

Yeh but with pizza delivery you have to be a young cunt so they can pay you nothing

Rather do my own thing at this point

>>133137

what does it say on that tile?

>>133146

I get a lot of pizza delivered and the drivers are of all ages.

they actually tend to be a bit older because the real young kiddies are on their learners and Ps and don't have their own cars etc.

>>133137

got my utes front wheel bearing fixed and then pruned my nans tree and took it to the council depot

I've been very productive today

>>133149

>>133137

didn't mean to link that, i'm still looking at whatever the writing on the tile says

>>133148

do p plater pizza delivery people have to pay a liability cost to use the company car? are they allowed to use them?

>>133153

I start drinking at 9am cause mummys at work

>>133154

I don't know.

>>133152

that's pretty nice, are there others on the wall? I like it more than plain tiles

>>133157

No it is the only one like that. The rest are plain white. I guess it is a sort of "feature tile".

>>133153

What did you buy?

do any of you cunts like cheese?

>>133158

sort of a strange thing to feature, maybe the house was built by one of the ten bob poms

Kek I almost made a scene over nothing.

I'm in the bus and a guy with a nental disability said hello to the girl across from him. She said hi in a cunty tone and when he extended his arm to shake her hand, ahe ignored him. I turned around and was just about to call her a cunt when she started speaking to her friend and revealed that she had some kind of disability too. Fuck neets I couldve been arrested for a hate crime

>>133163

Are girls obligated to touch you if you have a disability?

I might pretend to be retarded myself then.

I would not need to do much pretending lets be honest

>>133162

Pretty expensive stuff m8. A couple of goon sacks would have the same effect at half the price.

>>133160

what's not to like?

>>133160

I don't eat cheese much any more, though I wouldn't say I don't like it.

>>133165

>tfw drunk

>>133169

Did you call him when he didn't show up?

Don't let this wagey walk all over you. Call him up and assert yourself. Treat it like a game, it's what I do during basic social interactions. It helps me detach.

>>133169

Tradies are fairly unreliable people. My mother needed a simple plumbing job done and it took four plumbers to be booked because the first three didn't show up. They didn't even call to apologise and rebook or anything.

>>133171

>>133172

I am going to give him a few more days before I call.

Making the phone call wouls be more stressful than wondering if he is going to come for another couple of days.

>>133154

p plater pizza deliverer here, they don't care at all.

>>133175

what happens if you have a crash? do they have insurance and they cover it or do you have to pay for it?

>>133175

also what happens if you get a flat/run out of fuel/get lost/are late, do you need to pay for the pizza?

>>133176

Another driver last year crashed, he had to pay for it. They have suzuki swifts for delivery cars so they aren't too expensive.

>>133177

A flat isn't your fault, you refuel the fuel if it gets low and work will pay you back for it. Customers kinda expect pizza to take like 45mins so they rarely complain.

I think I might start my own courier business, deliver anything that can fit in my car to anyone who wants it same day.

I can set up my own website and print my own cards but advertising sounds like a real cunt at this point.

>>133179

There was a guy on gumtree advertising his services to deliver shit locally in his ute. So if people bought something from someone on gumtree that wouldn't fit in their car he would pick it up for them and deliver it.

Judging by all the reviews he got he was doing pretty well. But his selling point was he had a ute and could handle bigger items. I don't know how much of a market there would be for smaller items to be honest. You would need insurance for stuff that gets damaged or lost.

>>133180

Since I would be small and not have many customers I could advertise quicker delivery times since most couriers are Asian slaves who have to do a thousand deliveries a day and never knock forcing people to drive to the depot to get their shit.

I'm not expecting to make real money at first just to get a taste and see if I can develop on it

what did you guys get up to today?

>>133183

made an alright coffee, ate some cheese

>>133183

Did work for the dole and then did a neet shop

Now it is time to relax

>>133186

sounds pretty comfy but what's wrong with cheese?

>>133183

Decided that I'd finally try stop doing all the "toxic" shit I do, so pretty much cut most chans out of my life and try to stop thinking like I'm a failure.

>>133189

You haven't cut the /aus/ NEET General out of your life?

>>133190

I didn't come here all that much before, plus it's nowhere near as bad as 4/r9k/ and I still need to spew my garbage thoughts sometimes.

>>133191

Well good luck with it mate.

>>133191

There's more more poo and rape here

>>133192

Thanks.

>>133194

I'd take poo and rape over cuck and bait any day.

So today I washed all my towels (added some eucalyptus pine-o-cleen for that fresh smell) and got them dry on the line.

I also sprayed all the weeds in the yard and the ones growing up through the concrete in my shed.

I went for a drive and did some shopping at Coles.

So it was a pretty good day. Those sort of outdoor things in the backyard are especially hard for me to do because there are neighbours on all sides who I try and avoid.

>>133198

>oreos

Not the best choice from the bikkies shelf m8.

>tfw my twenties have just been staring at various media forms and reading god knows how many posts from strangers on image boards

>>133200

Thinking about how much anime I've watched since I turned 20 is scary