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Welcome to the the recruitment thread for what we hope will make for a few episodes of a new TV show I am producing called NEET Tank - we're a group of wealthy investors providing an opportunity for neets to pitch us their hair brained investment ideas, business schemes and other ideas they think have legs but lack the capital to make it happen.
Our investor team will review your pitch, consider it and then let you know if we think you're worth making an investment in and make an offer for x % of your business in return for providing you with capital to make your ideas happen.
In order to become an applicant to the show, please provide a brief pitch below and if suitable we will respond.
Best of luck to you.
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▶ No.130744 >>130745
Tranny Elimination Squad.
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▶ No.130745 >>130780
>>130744
As an astute investor, I have to ask - how will such a squad generate revenue? Gay parades are quite popular in Australia so your target demographic seems quite small and may not have commercial value.
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▶ No.130756
>>130743 (OP)
Introducing the Non-profit diy alt-governance organization, donga
Unfortunately, we cannot accept your offer for x% of the business/organization as such
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▶ No.130780
>>130745
Online video marketing, plus we'll set up a patreon and bitcoin wallet. Think Bumfights, the controversy this will attract, will act as free promotion. Our only competition will be sandniggers throwing fags off roofs, but their video editing skills are shit and our fags are more colourful, flamboyant and entertaining to kill.
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▶ No.130794
> idonga, the donga international wing
Because today, by far the worlds biggest industry is government. And every industry needs competition.
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▶ No.130800
> Fortune Global 500 rank 168 BHP Billiton $52,267 (us million), australia's top company and yet pulls only ~1/8th of the aussie government revenue
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▶ No.130804
> idonga's first proposal
A citizens tax, payable by government at approximately the rate of 0.50c per billion collected and 0.50c per billion spent to each citizen/person, with a reference population of 100,000,000, for an approximate 10% rate
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▶ No.130819
I say we invest in human possibility. Just take one person from the bottom of society (read: me) and give them the funds they need to rise to their potential.
This is a big picture idea. The potential cannot be measured like your standard jewish business ventures can. Invest today.
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▶ No.130841
Gay Away: An oral spray specifically targeting the cum smell on OP's breath.
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▶ No.131174 >>131189 >>131453
a big fucken gun so we can shoot China's nuts off, and point it at japan when the old coots start thinking they can get away with being imperial nutters
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▶ No.131189 >>131227
>>131174
Dude, anything China's doing now is what the USA have been at for the past 70 years. THTe CIA during the 1970s in particular.
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▶ No.131227
>>131189
the US didn't buy up Hurstville, fucknut
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▶ No.131453
>>131174
a big fucken gun so we can shoot China's nuts off
That'd be a small fucken gun m8
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▶ No.139562
>>130743 (OP)
Normie tank.
We offer normies a chance at getting their business ideas looked at by investors for $20 per person
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▶ No.139669
A new rape sport that neets can format teams and hit the town and see which team can rape the most people
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