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>>127633 old bread
What are we all up to?
Weather getting comfy where you are?
▶ No.128471
>>128469
>>128468
Never mind I looked at the jobplan I signed and I will have to do wfd after six months on new start.
▶ No.128473>>128480
>>128468
You can do a cert 3 course since the government gives you one free course a year, I did a cert 3 warehouse course when my 12 months were up
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>>128436
After taking mine out from the microwave I thought about putting it into a bowl, but then thought about the extra amount of dishes I'd have to clean so just ate it straight out of the original packaging. Next time I'm at Woolies I'll pick up some naan bread to go with it.
What's everyone else having for dinner?
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>>128475
Cooking the NEET classic again, with chicken mince
▶ No.128479>>128484
Got this for dessert, was out for $5 at coles
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>>128473
I'm moving back in with my parents in a shitty regional town. TAFE would be horrible, only offer pre apprenticeships which are filled with bogan teens. Might do uni online part time do what >>128477 said.
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>>128476
Not OP, but I've been alone for so long (5 years) that when my WFTD phase begins I'll be going for nothing more than the social contact
>>128478
Nice, this is like the 3rd time now you've mentioned it in the gens. Might pick some up from Leanord's as I'm such a lazy cunt
>>128479
Their choc vanilla with macadamia is very nice
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>>128484
>Nice, this is like the 3rd time now you've mentioned it in the gens. Might pick some up from Leanord's as I'm such a lazy cunt
Trust me m8 the old el paso one is easy as to make, even for a lazy NEET. Instead of cutting up the chicken myself this time I just used chicken mince.
>Their choc vanilla with macadamia is very nice
I was going to get the creme brulee one, maybe next time.
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>>128485
Maybe you're right. I still need to make my very first chicken parma though. Can't even remember the last time I had Old_mate El Paso tacos. I've been so lazy lately. Maybe it has something to do with all the alcohol I drink…?
▶ No.128488>>128494
>tfw have to go to a "job expo" at max tomorrow
Can't wait to awkwardly explain to some wagie why my resume is one big resume gap
▶ No.128489>>128490 >>128529
>>128482
To be fair it's some shitty no name arts college, they even state that they're "progressive" on their website. Not as concerning as when it's the Ivy Leagues doing that shit.
I think University in Australia is a pretty big joke though unless you're doing STEM/Business/Dentistry/Medicine type shit but at least we haven't imported U.S. style campus politics even if we import shit from the U.S. in every other area of our lives.
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>>128489
From what I'm hearing, not even STEM is safe from the pozzing. Not so much social justice but lobbying from big businesses.
▶ No.128491>>128529
>>128490
Meh been going on for decades with big pharma and medical school, nothing new imo just hyped up by the alt-right loudmouths. The backlash against the SJW scourge is stronger than ever before (and for good reason) I reckon, these people are openly mocked even by lefties.
▶ No.128492>>128493 >>128494
Why haven't you guys taken the sleep pill?
I promise getting 7-8 hourssleep within our natural circadian rhythm will improve your quality of life.
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>>128492
I try to sleep a lot because my quality of life is shit, so I guess it's similar
▶ No.128494>>128540
>>128492
I've been limiting devices before bed, 1 hour is the recommended time, so I'll pop the e-reader on or watch TV(yeah I know it's a screen but it's further distance).
>>128488
How big is that gap? I'd make a lie about a medical condition, which NEETs kinda lies in.
How many NEETs have a handheld? New 2ds looks good, I'm getting the beginnings of collectors autism about it.
▶ No.128495>>128496 >>128498 >>128531
might have an early night, anyone getting up to anything interesting this week?
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>>128495
Might shit the bed if I can
▶ No.128498
>>128495
going to the doctors later in the week to find out more about my back pains which i think might be osteo since it got better with warmer weather and getting worse with the incoming cold but doc mentioned it may be nerve damage since tested reflexes showed mine are weaker on one side
also going out shopping for a plastic salad bowl since i just found out stainless does a number on chopped lettuce
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Anyone else drinking tonight?
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>>128500
hell yeah, some overpriced aussie whiskey
▶ No.128502>>128796
>>128500
Yeah mate, got a nice warm milo
▶ No.128503>>128508 >>128515
>>128501
Mainly Guinness for me in some bar that this normie I know convinced me to go to.
▶ No.128504>>128623 >>128625
you butter chicken neets should really learn how to cook. get some chicken tiddies or thighs and scum up some sauce via spices and milk/cream (cream is rich mans milk tbh), froze stirfry veg or canned veg etc, also rice is about 1 dollarey a fuckton. cook one time (half hour-ish total) freeze the fucker and you have (at least those neetpack sized) meals for days for under $10. i eat like a wagie on about 30 shekels a week. much healthier than factory poo and pleasurable way to pass a spare hour or so when you get shit hot at it. >grammar
▶ No.128505>>128507
Another comfy night in the NEET lounge.
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>>128500
red goon and trash viewing, new twin peaks is ok so far.
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>>128505
Where are the cum rags
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>>128503
Update: It's fucking shit. Why do I keep subjugating myself to this, thinking to myself it might be different this time?
▶ No.128510>>128580
>mummybot cleaned the sheets on the cum cradle and disposed of the piss bottles
Not sure I can look her in the eye again.
▶ No.128511>>128512
>>128507
>masturbating in the lounge room
Even if there's no one around, that's strange and dirty.
>>128500
Been away from alcohol in a while.
I'm drinking some chai tea right now.
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>>128511
>>128507
red thing = fleshlight
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>>128508
spoiler: guinness is shit
if you want a proper dark beer look at barvarian or slav brews
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>>128513
budejovicky, not dark, still good.
>>128503
get whatevers on special, good bars have jacks or something of equimolar potency for povbux. at least this way you can get hammered enough to pretend you're somewhere else.
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>>128515
anything from eastern europe tends to import well for some reason
point being, people need to stop falling for the guinness jew
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What red goon is the best?
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>tfw you will never live in 90s aust
..
Hst fcj my shit up neetos
▶ No.128523
MRO ing cunts fuxkes off the goon
▶ No.128524
Listendung to some col 90s shit
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Have av music cunts
That feels
▶ No.128526
Fucking pisssf myself like thepepw
Lol
▶ No.128528
Don't drink and post neetos
▶ No.128529>>128530 >>128532
Good morning neets
>>128489
>>128490
>>128491
I'm not afraid of pozzing so much as automation and immigration and relaxed regulation.
The earliest I can graduate with a degree in physiotherapy is 2022 and I'm scared that at the time of graduation:
1. Some cunt at Google will have created a robot to do my job
2. The physio field will be awash with pajeets somehow
3. The govt. will authorize Physiotherapy Assistants to do all the simple shit and destroy my ability to make bux
There's so much uncertainty. I'd prefer to start a small business based around a low-investment low-return model because I only need a reliable 25,000AUD per annum to live comfortably. Have you previously-employed NEETs noticed how wagies blow their money?
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>>128529
Morning m8, I don't think automation will take your potential job by 2020, more likely 2025-2030.
And yes, normies are terrible with money. I'm on DSP so I get a little but more money than newstart, but I'm actually putting more money into my savings than the few normie friends I have.
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>>128495
I've got my last psych appointment and a meeting with some lady who'll help me with cooker tomorrow
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>>128529
Morning. Wagies do waste their money on the most retarded of things, which is why they're wagies and not businesspeople. Tattoos and Instagram moments are not good investments.
>>128525
This was my 90's since Dad kept turning it up whenever it was on the radio. Odd thing was he's a Catholic who absolutely hated homosexuals.
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Make a fake tinder last night. The girls were so hot, jesus christ, had to bookmark some of their instagrams for faps down the line.
Imagine being tall and attractive. I can't comprehend having access to all that top tier pussy. It's like these people live on a different planet.
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>>128535
Made a fake tinder last night*
▶ No.128537>>128539 >>128545
>>128535
There is no more potent suicide fuel than exposure to the fact that you will only ever live a fraction of the life of a highly sexually attractive man. Here we are, shitposting on an imageboard at near-noon on a fucking Monday wishing a girl would hold our hand and meanwhile Chad is having a threesome with his FWB and her best friend. This is not the first time either of us has been in this situation; we've been browsing imageboards for as long as Chad has been receiving sexually validating experiences.
▶ No.128538
>wake up and doggo has unearthed half the garden.
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>>128533
>>128534
Morning, how are you?
>>128537
A very true and humbling post m8, but what's an 'FWB'?
▶ No.128540>>128541
>>128494
>How many NEETs have a handheld?
For most of us, our pecker is the only handheld device we own
>>128501
I've never had an Aussie whisky, what brand is it and would you recommend it?
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>>128539
bretty gud since i just did morning exercises and had a big mug of coffee
fwb is front wheel bias with awd systems like haldex
>>128540
starward which is bretty gud if you like highland whiskies and don't mind a bit of smoke but it's priced up there with much better bottles so it won't be a repeat buy from me
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>>128444
>What's with women and their hug boxes? Any place women are on the internet has the most intensive moderation imaginable; you get banned for the tiniest microaggression.
>Why can't these stupid whores tolerate even minor amounts of free speech? If you can't tolerate an opinion slightly different to yours, why would you claim to be equal to men? They are just children. Fucking stupid children.
Its been argued successfully that women are halfway between children and adults. Thats how they act.
Morning NEETs. Have headache from fuckhead Doggo barking nonstop on walk and out in backyard. Over it.
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>>128542
Barking dogs are the worst thing, many people just shouldn't have dogs
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>>128539
friends with benefits
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>>128537
It doesn't even matter. Holy shit so many of you have dug a mental hole so deep with comparing yourselves to every other faggot out there. I know "Chad" and hes a faggot that cant handle his drink and has a pindick, he's got nothing I haven't had before and better, he's nothing I could be again if I desired to be but I don't cause I've tasted many different flavours of that life and spat them all out and now Chad is fucking the scraps, good for him, and you cry that you're not Chad so you're even below were that faggot is.
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▶ No.128547>>128548 >>128551 >>128560
Why are teachers always ugly and nurses often cute?
They are both professions that girls who aren't stupid yet aren't super academic go in to. But I've never seen a hot teacher. I know some people have, I haven't. I've seen dozens of hot nurses - and I don't see nurses that often.
The last time I was in the hospital there was this one nurse that was so thicc, her fat ass and thighs made an awesome shape inside her pants. She was a brunette with a working class Aussie girl face. Man, I've fantasised about marrying her so many times now.
Why are nurses hot and teachers ugly?
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>>128547
bitterness v compassion and the natural order of things? nurses eat avocadoes teachers probably drink themselves to sleep… just a punt
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>>128548
True, I think this has something to do with it.
Teachers have ugly personalities, and their job is much easier than that of a nurse.
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>>128543
>Barking dogs are the worst thing, many people just shouldn't have dogs
Its because the previous owner NEVER took the dog out. Think it was walked twice in 2 years. Doggo is fucked up socially.
Im walking it and stepfathers dog together hour daily - Other dog is well mannered, doesnt bark unless its a cat.
>>128547
>Why are teachers always ugly and nurses often cute?
Think you will find most female nurses have huge mental problems - not gf material - and lots of them are pill poppers. Lots.
Stay away from nurses, trust me on this.
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>>128551
>Think you will find most female nurses have huge mental problems - not gf material - and lots of them are pill poppers. Lots.
>Stay away from nurses, trust me on this.
I don't like this at all. I've met nurses and they are mentally healthy and stable. I know girls who've done nursing - they're the ones who are neither overly academic nor stupid, trashy or bad.
Why do you think they have mental problems? Do you think it differs betweeen registered nurses (uni education, doesn't do a whole lot of physical stuff any more), enrolled nurses (TAFE, does a lot of the traditional nursing shit like emptying bed pans) and nurse assistants (TAFE again, and pretty much does the low pay gross shit like wiping old people's butts)?
I feel like the RNs are going to be the craziest ones tbh if what you say is true.
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>>128552
>I feel like the RNs are going to be the craziest ones tbh if what you say is true.
Yes, the RN's. The younger ones are not bad as the admins now closely monitor the drug cupboards, but it was not too long ago the RNs used the drug cupboards as their own personal stash.
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>>128553
Haha, interesting. But what makes them crazy? Access to pills doesn't automatically make someone have mental problems.
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>>128554
no but popping them habitually does
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>>128554
>Haha, interesting. But what makes them crazy? Access to pills doesn't automatically make someone have mental problems.
Florence Nightingale syndrome, they turn into cold hearted emotional robots because of watching people die all the time etc.
▶ No.128557>>128558
Max appointment in a bit boys.
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>>128556
I think you are making shit up. I just googled that "syndrome" and it has nothing to do with turning into a cold hearted person.
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>>128547
I remember a lot of the trainee teachers that would come in occasionally bring pretty cute.
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>>128559
>I think you are making shit up. I just googled that "syndrome" and it has nothing to do with turning into a cold hearted person.
(facepalm) Its an expression NEET, not an 'actual. literal' syndrome. I'd tell you to drop dead, but you would take that literally.
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>>128561
Yes and the expression means someone who falls in love with their patient, not someone who becomes cold hearted.
Fucking retard. Stop slandering the good name of nursefus.
▶ No.128563>>128564 >>128565
>>128562
>Yes and the expression means someone who falls in love with their patient, not someone who becomes cold hearted.
>Fucking retard. Stop slandering the good name of nursefus.
You literally had no idea who Nightingale was until you googled it 5 mins ago.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but nurses are trash, most of them only get into nursing to snag themselves a doctor.
In my comment NOWHERE did I say that Flo Nightinggale syndrome directly led to them being cold hearted cunts. Learn to read retard.
Sorry, but I dont use those wannabe neckbearded Jap words. Nurses are filthy drug addled whores that would never touch your body unless it was dead.
Just burst your delusional bubble.
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>>128563
Did a nurse hurt you?
You DID directly imply that the syndrome was linked to them being cold hearted.
However, I've seen no evidence for why they should be cold hearted or mentally ill thus far. Mentally ill girls are those who work in careers like law, therapy, office work, etc. A girl cleaning bed pans isn't going to become mentally ill from it, that's what women evolved to do for hundreds of thousands of years - care for people.
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>>128563
Women are truly pathetic. Think about tradies that quite literally are breaking their backs everyday then chill with a drink or smoke some green then back to it the next day. Meanwhile "I want to help everyone" cunts just make the situation worse at the end of the day for truly sick people cause they never even knew their intentions to begin with. Snagging a doc, title of "Nurse", might get some drugs along the way.. it was never about helping people ever. The nurses and admins at my docs are much like this, cold and bitter you can feel it without even talking to them
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>>128564
>You DID directly imply that the syndrome was linked to them being cold hearted.
Nope, read it again. I used a comma neckbeard, two separate issues.
>>128564
>However, I've seen no evidence
Theres this thing called google. You can find evidence, research, lots of stuff. Try it sometime.
>>128565
>Women are truly pathetic. Think about tradies that quite literally are breaking their backs everyday then chill with a drink or smoke some green then back to it the next day. Meanwhile "I want to help everyone" cunts just make the situation worse at the end of the day for truly sick people cause they never even knew their intentions to begin with. Snagging a doc, title of "Nurse", might get some drugs along the way.. it was never about helping people ever. The nurses and admins at my docs are much like this, cold and bitter you can feel it without even talking to them
Exactly the same at all the medical places Ive ever been to and I have relatives who work in care. Theyre all insufferable cunts that couldnt give 2 shits how you feel and fumble along like autonomous robots., as long as they get to 'show' how much they 'care' to their friends and family.
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>>128566
comma was too ambiguous, you should have used and
▶ No.128568>>128569 >>128570 >>128571 >>128572 >>128574 >>128576 >>128584
Hey NEETs, I need your perspective on something.
My younger brother has been verbally abusive / generally dickish for the past two years and it came to a head today.
I asked him about his day and he told me he was preparing for his upcoming court case so I chuckled because he's been trying to fight traffic tickets with a lawyer that costs more than the tickets. In response to my laughter he told me to piss off in a hostile tone.
I told him that I wasn't going to accept any more verbal abuse and asked him to leave the room. He refused and I told him that I'd had enough, that today I wasn't going to roll over and let it slide and that he was going to get the fuck out so that I could continue my work without him being abusive or I was going to drag him out.
He told me to leave the room if his behavior was bothering me, so I stood over him as he worked and pushed down the lid of his laptop each time he tried to use it. He stood up and pushed me away. Again I stood over him and told him that he was going to leave the room. He pushed me away and I responded by putting him in a headlock, dragging him onto the ground and choking him.
My goal was to force him out of the room but I was too distraught at that point so I left as he screamed at me.
On one hand it seems wrong to solve a disagreement with violence, it seems like I should have just left the room. But on the other hand I've done that literally dozens of times in the past, in addition to having conversations with him about his anger and the way he speaks to me. I felt like my only option was to escalate or continue being bullied.
NEETs, I can't tell whether I was being unreasonable.
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>>128568
He sounds like a right prick that needs a smack in the mouth. Yes anon, sometimes smacking someone in the face is whats needed. As much as I don't like violence either sometimes there is no other option especially with cunts like that cause once they start walking over and see you don't do anything about it they don't stop, especially "family"
▶ No.128570>>128573
>>128568
if you do the same thing over and over again and it doesn't work, why keep doing it?
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>>128568
>I left
You lost the fight so now you have to fight him again and win
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>>128568
>>128568
burn the house down. that'll fuck him
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>>128569
>once they start walking over and see you don't do anything about it they don't stop, especially "family"
Yeah, that's exactly what it is. I've been bullied my entire life and this is just another iteration of someone walking over me after seeing that I won't fight back. Thanks for that mate, I've been feeling terrible, I feel like I was the dick for instigating violence over the phrase "piss off" but I truly think it was justified in the wider context of his abusiveness. But was it actually justified?
>>128570
Yeah… but I feel like there should be another way. I was always taught that violence is wrong.
>>128571
Please tell me you're not serious. I didn't want to fight him at all.
▶ No.128576>>128585 >>128586
>>128568
>He pushed me away and I responded by putting him in a headlock, dragging him onto the ground and choking him.
I would have punched him in the face to prove a point.
After he sees stars and birds he will have a different perspective.
>>128569
>He sounds like a right prick that needs a smack in the mouth.
Yes indeed.
>>128572
>burn the house down. that'll fuck him
yes it will. Best answer so far.
>>128573
> But was it actually justified?
Youre finally standing up for yourself. Sounds like some fuckers have tried to guilt trip you in the past to just 'accept' that kind of disrespect and abuse. No, it was appropriate and a lot less than many of us here would have done.
That fuck will soon realize his cunty ways are not welcome anymore.
▶ No.128577>>128578 >>128581
Anyone wanna talk on the discord?
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>>128573
>But was it actually justified?
Mate forget that turn the other cheek bullshit, I operated on that mentality for too long. When someone is in your way like that and/or fucks you over, no matter who they are or who you are, you fuck them over twice as hard back, it ends the bullshit real quickly
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>>128577
If you're not gonna join now let me know, don't leave me hanging
▶ No.128582>>128586
>>128573
why does your brother abuse him? does he have some form of disability?
▶ No.128583>>128586
>>128573
>I was always taught that violence is wrong.
they didn't tell you that it's the right thing to do when nothing else works
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>>128568
Fuck his mummybot to assert dominance
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>>128576
>>128579
These.
>turn the other cheek
>violence is never justified
These are examples of people/others trying to propagate slave morality on you. Be assertive.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master–slave_morality
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>>128576
>>128579
>>128582
>>128583
Thanks cunts, you're right about this. It was justified. I still feel pretty rattled though. Apparently my other brother got it on video, fuck
▶ No.128587>>128590
https://nostralia.org/
Vanilla WoW server in Australia, how's it sound NEETs?
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>>128585
That's true. I've been trying to remove that programming for a while but I made more progress in a few seconds this afternoon than the past few months of turning it over in my head.
Hey, do you know much about the will to power?
▶ No.128589>>128595
https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/8050233584?lang=en
Has the BBC thing reached some kind of critical stage where it's actually real and not a meme any more?
Is there some intrinsic flaw in white people that makes them have a fascination with black cock?
▶ No.128590>>128661
>>128587
I thought everyone here hated vidya
Top kek to grinding vanilla again, never again.
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>>128573
I'm serious you have to fight him
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>>128586
post it on yt for us
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▶ No.128595>>128612 >>128661
>>128589
She's supposed to be setting an example for the presumably young mainstream audience but instead the cunt cuts her hair off and contributes to the sexualization of the youth / cucking of the planet. She get's retweets from blacksonblondes.com for fuck sake. Just another slave mind piece of shit doing her bid to end all humanity. Hold on boys, this ship is a sinking.
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>>128593
Nah, I just headlocked him and pulled him onto the ground and choked him for a few seconds. I really hate violence, that video makes me feel sick.
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>>128594
iirc the kid on the couch was a neet and his older brother snapped about it.
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▶ No.128601>>128602 >>128603 >>128604
You neetos looked into homebrewing alcohol? Pack of champagne yeast, 10 litres of homebrand apple juice and 500g dextrose in a bucket wth a lid and airlock, leave for a week to ferment and ends up being 8-9% abv cider. My first batch turned out ok it isnt sweet or fizzy but gets you pretty boonged
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>>128601
you know homebrew often goes wrong and produces 1-2% methanol which will make u go blind right?
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>>128601
I would drink if it didn't actually make me feel suicidal. I don't know how you guys drink and also claim depression at the same time, makes zero fucking sense to me
▶ No.128604
>>128601
Don't really have the room to brew my own stuff, plus I don't think old mate Dan would be happy.
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>>128602
Not with the amounts i have posted
▶ No.128606
>>128602
homebrew beer or wine doesn't produce methanol, distilling it into spirits will produce methanol at the first part of the distillation run (until the temperature rises to the point of ethanol being the distillate it will produce by-products including methanol), which is discarded before catching the good stuff.
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>>128602
Also isn't it methonol that makes you blind and ethanol in low amounts get you drunk?
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>>128607
ethanol is drinking alcohol but methanol will make you blind, definitely drunk too. but real blind and real dead.
▶ No.128609
to clarify, what op pisshead is doing is fine. won't get methanoled that way.
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>>128607
the reason places like bali have incidents of methanol poisoning is because when they distill their own stuff they will sometimes try to stretch the dollar by catching the end product too early. which when crudely done isn't an exact science - most brewers will use thermometers to ensure the stuff they're catching isn't poison or simply throw away in excess of the total theoretical amount of poison per run (easily figured by calculation).
▶ No.128611
also you can get methanol as a by-product of fermentation in higher percentage brews but it's in the parts per million range and is no greater than what is already in the starting material (juice etc). in that case it would take probably a literal ton of brew to have enough methanol to be fatal or even harmful. safety first lads.
▶ No.128612>>128613 >>128615 >>128661
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>>128595
Why you using a VPN node based in Ukraine?
Any weird things you guys do?
Sometimes I talk out loud my own problems and pretend to be a psychologist responding.
Video somewhat related
▶ No.128613>>128614
>>128612
that's pretty normal until it leads to violence or self harm
▶ No.128614>>128616
>>128613
>Counselling yourself turns into you punching yourself and/or cutting
wot
▶ No.128615
>>128612
Besides shitposting incessantly?
VPN is on auto. Cycles through different nodes.
▶ No.128616
>>128614
it's a good method of introspection but it's very much an echo chamber when you let yourself go wild
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>>128602
you cant make that from fruits
▶ No.128619
>>128610
Hydrometer is what they use i got one off ebay for $20
▶ No.128621>>128622 >>128624 >>128628
Dinner is served neetoes, bon appetit
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>>128504
can't stand these cunts
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>>128504
Or you could just put a decent frozen butter chicken in the microwave for 10mins. Also that isn't actual cooking you're throwing shit together and deluding yourself thinking its any good cause its sounds like fucking shit. Milk/cream, tendies, vegies.. you are a lost cunt
Also
>Cooking for anything for half an hour
wtf do you think I am? did you forget where you are?
▶ No.128628>>128629 >>128631
>>128621
Nice to see you eating it in the plastic instead of using a plate like that other posh cunt
▶ No.128629>>128631
>>128628
Only need to take it out of the plastic when adding anything to it. Recently I've been putting tuna in oil into my butter chickens and it works very well if you like tuna
▶ No.128630>>128632
>>128622
How so?
>>128624
IIRC the last time I had it was under the Homebrand brand, and it still tastes the same which is to say good especially considering the price you pay. But compared to a homemade lasagna it's shit.
>>128623
I've seen the 1st guy (Greg) in another show and he actually seems like a decent and dte guy, I can't say much for the other two though.
▶ No.128631>>128633
>>128628
Why thank you, it'll actually stay hot for longer if you don't transfer it to a cold plate (NEET Tip #379)
>>128629
Disturbing. I mean I like canned tuna but putting it into a chicken curry doesn't sound too appetizing, I could be wrong though, but I'd sooner throw a can of that into a fish curry than chicken or even beef.
▶ No.128632>>128634
>>128630
I could believe that, it's the wog manlet and pompous plumper that annoyed me
▶ No.128633>>128634
>>128631
You would think so, but the woolies tuna in oil at least doesn't have a fishy taste or smell to it. Dump that shit into a butter chicken and well its just like chicken I guess, all you're really tasting is the sauce its covered in and extra protein. I can imagine that if you tried it with tuna in brine or some shit that would be actually bad
▶ No.128634>>128635
>>128632
That other show I was referring to was this, http://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/program/2151/Boys-Weekend, worth a look if you like cooking shows. The camaraderie they show seems genuine and (mostly) not scripted. After the first ep you'll be wishing you too could go on a 'boy's weekend' with a few of your mates, that is if they existed.
>>128633
I remember once in a Subway as I was getting a sub made the qt 'sandwich artist' was telling me about how this local cop always gets a tuna sub with bacon if you can believe it. Never tried the combo myself. Also never had tuna that didn't come from a can being the fancy cultured neet that I am.
▶ No.128635>>128636
>>128634
>Tuna with bacon sub
I suppose when you have the income of a wagie cop you can afford to go full retard with your fast food. If I'm gonna spend my hard earned neetbux on a $10 sub its gonna be meatball with salami as extra. Tuna for me is more like a cheap protein supplement, I wouldn't go out of my way to buy it if I didn't have to
▶ No.128636
>>128635
i don't get why people would pick tuna over something like salmon if they had the money either
▶ No.128637>>128638 >>128639
>Shitposting from bed wrapped in a cosy blanket
>Large TV screen as monitor
>Wireless keyboard & mouse combo
>Drinking beer whilst listening to classical music
>No worry or stress of having to wake up early for a dead-end job
Feels good mang
▶ No.128638
>>128637
>Feels good mang
enjoy it while it lasts
▶ No.128639
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>>128637
I'm about to wrap myself up too and bring the 3DS into bed.
▶ No.128640>>128641 >>128642 >>128669 >>128672
Might go out and find someone to rape then get hungry jacks
▶ No.128641
>>128640
Why not rape someone at hungry jacks?
▶ No.128642>>128645 >>128646
>>128640
Rape a burger with your mouth
Morning NEET s
▶ No.128644>>128645 >>128646 >>128669
Might get up soon and have a coffee and biscuits
▶ No.128645
>>128642
morning
>>128644
coffee sure is great
▶ No.128646>>128650 >>128654
>>128642
Morning.
>>128644
Onto my first cup of the day.
▶ No.128647>>128648 >>128649 >>128669 >>128780
Morning neetoids
I've just popped down to woolworths for supplies and I'll be spending the rest of the day as follows:
-Studying philosophy
-Sculpting my body at the gym (wagecuck's girlfriend appreciates the effort)
-Honing my writing ability
-Walking and contemplating life
Isn't it funny - wagecucks spend their whole lives preparing to retire so they can have this lifestyle and the NEET just goes out and takes what he wants.
▶ No.128648>>128655 >>128666 >>128780
>>128647
Pretty good use of your time, I'm going to head out for my morning jog in about an hour. Been thinking of joining a gym but it seems a bit too expensive and would cut into my savings goal.
*also I'm a bit to autistic to join a gym*
▶ No.128649>>128655 >>128658
>>128647
Society screams at you to fall in line but everyone has a voice inside them, more like a soft whisper really that says "This is bullshit, and you don't need to be a part of it if you don't want to"
You've embraced a great perspective fellow NEET, I hope you have a great day
▶ No.128650>>128651 >>128652
>>128646
Get a load of this posh cunt
▶ No.128651
>>128650
I like to think of myself as an impoverished aristocrat.
Surrounding yourself with nice things does wonders for your mood.
▶ No.128652>>128653
>>128650
Much respect to him, living neat and tidy indeed does wonders for your mood. Maybe you don't actually care about shit spewn all over your room cause you don't actually have any kind of mental illness like most of the fakes here
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▶ No.128654
>>128646
>moka pot
>vornado fan
are you me? you aren't because bitfenix is shit
▶ No.128655>>128656 >>128657 >>128661 >>128780
>>128648
There are greater health benefits to cardio than weightlifting. It's just marvelous to see yourself becoming more physically powerful. The human body is a beautiful machine.
How do you feel after your morning jog? Clearer-headed, more appreciative of your life?
>>128649
Over the past few days I've been thinking about The Death of Ivan Ilyich, a fictional account of a Russian aristocrat who becomes ill and realizes on his deathbed that he's been living his life by the superficial values of pleasantness and outward appearance and that so much of his time has been appallingly wasted.
There's a nice symbolism to the work - Ivan becomes ill after he falls off a ladder while hanging curtains in his expensive new living room: he has traded his life for a nice living room. Sadly this isn't just symbolism, chronic disease in our society often has workplace stress as the cause, not to mention those deaths directly attributable to workplace injury.
Did you know that the total number of people who have died from traffic accidents is greater than the number of people who died in the Holocaust?
And where do you think those people were going? The morning commute is the greatest atrocity in the history of mankind.
Such is the folly of the wagecuck.
▶ No.128656>>128658 >>128780
>>128655
>How do you feel after your morning jog? Clearer-headed, more appreciative of your life?
Definitely more clear-headed, content, and slightly euphoric.
▶ No.128657>>128658
>>128655
Gonna get my neet shopping done before I make my first coffee and get comfy. Butter chickens here I come
▶ No.128658>>128659 >>128661 >>128662
>>128649
Oh, I'm sorry, while I was wanking intellectual I forgot to wish you a good day.
>>128656
Have you tried HIIT training? It breaks up the monotony of jogging and for some reason I feel that post-exercise euphoria much stronger after high intensity training for a short period of time. Even if you aren't wanting to change your training schedule you should try running flat-out for the last hundred metres and see whether it makes a difference.
>>128657
Homemade butter chicken or Basedneet's recommendation?
▶ No.128659>>128660
>>128658
I am basedneet kek, obligatory woolies ones. I'm intimately bound to them at this point
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>>128659
I liked your meal review video, through philosophy and some introspection I'm coming to believe that it's important to create things. It's not so much the end product that's beneficial as much as the process of creation.
Anyway, that's my way of urging you to make some more videos.
▶ No.128661>>128663
>>128579
>>But was it actually justified?
>Mate forget that turn the other cheek bullshit, I operated on that mentality for too long. When someone is in your way like that and/or fucks you over, no matter who they are or who you are, you fuck them over twice as hard back, it ends the bullshit real quickly
Based as fuck answer that I can back up as truth. 99 percent of people are vile fucks who will try to take advantage of you anyway they can. Being nice and kind is seen to them as weakness and they will allways try to jack you of everything. Just come back at them with the full force of 1000 Autismo Suns and watch them back off. Its the only 'language' they understand.
>>128586
>Apparently my other brother got it on video, fuck
I WANT to see that video.
Itd be good to see an asshat getting some karma for being a rude fuck.
>>128590
>I thought everyone here hated vidya
Still playing Alien Isolation on hard mode. Lots of fun.
>>128595
> Just another slave mind piece of shit doing her bid to end all humanity. Hold on boys, this ship is a sinking.
You said it Neet Brother.
>>128607
>Also isn't it methonol that makes you blind
Youre right. Jacking off too much will do that.
>>128610
>the reason places like bali have incidents of methanol poisoning is because when they distill their own stuff they will sometimes try to stretch the dollar by catching the end product too early.
And this is also why Weed gats a bad rap for the psychosis/paranoia rap. Idiot growers who know nothing about plants harvest their stuff way too early - before its ripened. The fuckwads are only interested in turning over as quick as possible and cut too early before the flowers mature and CBD is at very low percentages. Raw, un-oxidized cannabis will always screw with peoples minds. Just heard of a friend of a friend. Did his back in at work. Asked GP about cannabis as pills dont work. Idiot GP gives him the number of some bikies. Guy starts taking this unripened shit, gets real paranoid. Wife leaves him, takes kids.
>>128612
>Any weird things you guys do?
Define weird?
>>128658
>Have you tried HIIT training?
Read an article last week on studies done with HIIT. Somehow it reverses ageing.
>>128655
>realizes on his deathbed that he's been living his life by the superficial values of pleasantness and outward appearance and that so much of his time has been appallingly wasted.
Card carrying Autismo - no filter. Say and do exactly whats on my mind. Offend everybody. Zero fucks given.
▶ No.128662
>>128658
HIIT worries me, I don't want to injure myself.
▶ No.128663>>128680
>>128661
>99 percent of people are vile fucks who will try to take advantage of you anyway they can. Being nice and kind is seen to them as weakness and they will allways try to jack you of everything. Just come back at them with the full force of 1000 Autismo Suns and watch them back off.
can confirm as well, but you can't discount family either sadly
▶ No.128666>>128680
>>128648
I joined a gym but I was banned for raping people
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>>128665
>that lovely smooth belly
>those tits
>that ass
very nice
▶ No.128668
>>128665
She's fat and gross
▶ No.128669
>>128640
Never make potentially life-changing decisions on an empty stomach (NEET Tip #64)
>>128644
I overslept by a couple of hours and feel groggy because of it
>>128647
Wew lad, that's a big day. I might pop into Woolies late tonight
▶ No.128670
Might clean the house for some gbps
▶ No.128671>>128673
Sitting in my comfy bed while all the losers suffer at wfd
▶ No.128672>>128674
>>128640
Your not welcome here nigger
▶ No.128673
>>128671
Me too, might have a comfy bed wank.
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>>128665
>chubby
I think you mean landwhale m8
▶ No.128676>>128678
I'm still a NEET sonbasket and still scared of leaving the house. I haven't gone to apply for Centrelink, or sort out the birth certificate stuff yet.
▶ No.128678
>>128676
better get that birth cert mate
maybe get one of your parents to take you?
▶ No.128680
>>128663
>can confirm as well, but you can't discount family either sadly
Can confirm this too.
my siblings are a grade vulture cunts.
havnt spoken to them in years.
>>128666
>I joined a gym but I was banned for raping people
Just tell them youre a refugee with a 'sexual emergency'. They will give you a free rape pass then.
▶ No.128681>>128683
>getting weekly scam calls from withheld numbers
Car accident scam this time. Kept calling me "sir" and asked if I knew anyone who recently had a car accident.
How are these people going to become a superpower by 2020 if they can't even get a decent scam going?
▶ No.128682>>128687
Gymming - check
Philosophy reading - check
I want to share an excerpt from a book with you NEETs. Something to think about when you feel envious of a wagie, because everyone is mortal and this is how they'll feel on their deathbed:
"What if all my life, all my mature life, really has not been what it ought to have been?"
He was struck by the thought that what had formerly seemed to him utterly impossible (that his life had been spent not as it ought to have been) might be true.
He was struck by the thought that those scarcely perceptible impulses to struggle against what people in high position considered good, scarcely perceptible impulses which he had always suppressed, might be the real thing, and all the rest might be aside from the real thing.
His official duties, his manner of living, his family, his social and professional interests - all of these might be aside from the real thing.
He attempted a defense of these things, but suddenly he became aware of the worthlessness of what he was defending. There was nothing to defend.
▶ No.128683>>128691
>>128681
the fact that these calls still happen means they must be making a profit
phone companies should have a robot voice say the country the call is coming from before an international call starts
>this is an intentional call from india
i think that would kill this shit quickly
▶ No.128684>>128836
This should be the maximum density of new housing. Apartments, townhomes, and even small lot housing should be outlawed.
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▶ No.128687>>128688
>>128682
>I want to share an excerpt from a book with you NEETs.
Ive been writing a book for the past couple of years. Bits and pieces here and there. Sounds like you know your philosophy and can help me with some of it. I've been struggling with it because I dont know anyone who has studied or knows much philosophy. Can I throw some questions at you?
▶ No.128688>>128695
>>128687
I don't know much of anything about philosophy but some questions are more easily answered than you'd assume. Tell me what's causing you trouble and I'll try to help.
▶ No.128689>>128690 >>128691
>go to centrelink; finally getting $$$ for free as in free beer
>sit around waiting to get picked up, minutes pass by and look around
>some viet guy and interpreter is talking, but notice that they're kind of a bit angry
>interpreter is agitated and pulls his fist up to chest like a boxer sort of
>seconds later interpreter contacts first and viet guy (victim?) contacts back
>staff loses their shit and the security that sits around doing nothing does something and tells the victim to leave
>one of them is fucking pissed and tells the victim why you assaulted the interpreter and says you're banned while also asking for CRN. Calls for an interpreter to interpret how fucking mad she is, which is ironic but they have two interpreters that day
>the interpreter that got into this mess was swearing and wondering what's the deal with this guy?
>leave with a smug face knowing the truth
▶ No.128690>>128693
>>128689
Is English your second language?
▶ No.128691>>128693
>>128683
That should be law, actually. No doubts about these scumbags running on a profit though.
>>128689
Did someone say they were from Ho Chi Minh City?
▶ No.128693
>>128690
let me translate it better
>gay shit happened in centrelink
>>128691
>Ho Chi Minh City
nah
▶ No.128694>>128696 >>128697 >>128699 >>128703 >>128794
Employed cunt here, also going to university. Currently on holiday in the Philippines, hanging out with my qt3.14.
Why do you hate us so much?
▶ No.128695>>128702 >>128715
>>128688
>I don't know much of anything about philosophy but some questions are more easily answered than you'd assume. Tell me what's causing you trouble and I'll try to help.
'many worlds theory' aka infinite universe theory.
I know theres a crossover between mathematics at play and philosophy, but for a start.-
If indeed there are infinite universes existing between each and every 'point', and lets assume it was, rare, but possible to travel between universes, then if 'anything will happen' probability means that for each of us in 'this' universe, there is an assassin from another universe who is coming to kill us here, or have they already killed us here and 'we' or 'me' or 'you' is in a splinter universe created when we 'didnt' get killed by the assassin. ? This has bothered me for so long.
▶ No.128696>>128698
>>128694
>Employed cunt here, also going to university. Currently on holiday in the Philippines, hanging out with my qt3.14.
>Why do you hate us so much?
Traps dont count. We dont hate you, we pity you.
▶ No.128697
>>128694
>3.14
Is that in inches or centimetres?
▶ No.128698>>128708
>>128696
That's Thailand you oxygen thief.
▶ No.128699>>128701
>>128694
>Why do you hate us so much?
Wagies or flips?
▶ No.128701>>128706
>>128699
Wagies. I'm just here for the exchange rate and the sex.
▶ No.128702>>128705 >>128706 >>128712 >>128715
>Did someone say they were from Ho Chi Minh City?
I'm going to Ho Chi Minh in two months and staying in Viet for a week and a half. Does anyone have any viet tips?
>>128695
I don't know anything about the multiverse theory, sorry. I think you can probably quantify your question and the assumptions to come to a solid answer, though. If you can define the mechanics of the many worlds theory then you can test hypothetical examples against them to determine whether those examples breach the rules.
Just for now though,
>'anything will happen' probability means that for each of us in 'this' universe, there is an assassin from another universe who is coming to kill us here
That seems like a faulty assumption. I think 'anything will happen' is too general an interpretation of the theory.
▶ No.128703>>128704
>>128694
Get back to fucking work wagie
▶ No.128704
>>128703
In a couple years I'll be able to extricate myself from the Ausfailian economy and you will be denied the fruits of my labour.
Then where will you be neetlord? Then where will you be?
▶ No.128705
>>128702
Call everyone a gook and do the squintey eyed thing with your hands when you talk to them.
And don't forget to keep your eyes out for the child prostitutes
▶ No.128706>>128707 >>128709
>>128701
>exchange rate
I hear the Muslim Brotherhood are doing a two-for-one deal where they grab one person and return them in two parts.
Did you commence this holiday before or after the martial law fiasco?
>>128702
>tips
Don't be caught dead saying "Saigon" or eat street food. Don't fall for the cyclo meme.
▶ No.128707>>128710
>>128706
What's wrong with mentioning the name Saigon? What is the cyclo meme?
▶ No.128708
>>128698
>implying the flips don't have traps too
That's really close-minded of you, wagie. Mental illness can hit anyone.
▶ No.128709>>128710
>>128706
I arrived on the 20th and they declared martial law on the 23rd.
I'm in Visayas though, not Mindanao, so it's fine here for now.
▶ No.128710>>128711
>>128707
Can cause some butthurt with the wrong people. Pic related is a cyclo.
>>128709
Hope they don't decide to flip out on you :^)
▶ No.128711
>>128710
Apart from taxi drivers ripping me off and children begging for my money the locals are pretty good so far.
▶ No.128712>>128715
>>128702
>I don't know anything about the multiverse theory, sorry. I think you can probably quantify your question and the assumptions to come to a solid answer, though. If you can define the mechanics of the many worlds theory then you can test hypothetical examples against them to determine whether those examples breach the rules.
>>128702
> I think 'anything will happen' is too general an interpretation of the theory.
MW Theory - that each and every action, even down to the spin of atoms produces/births not only an offspring universe, but an infinite number of offspring universes. (or perhaps they were already there waiting?). Shrodingers cat - produces, at basics, a differing universe where the cat was either alive or dea, depending on its status here. Also produces infinite varying degrees of dead/alive cat too.
Anything that can happen, will happen. All probabilities are valid and 'real' - meaning they each have an infinite set of universes where X happens or doesnt happen.
▶ No.128713>>128716
Rents increased from $203.00 a fortnight to $205.60 fucking greedy kikes
▶ No.128714>>128717 >>128776
>go to get fish and chips for dinner
>everything is closed because its tuesday
REEEEE
▶ No.128715>>128734 >>128818
>>128702
>>128695
I didn't finish that properly. I meant to add that once you've determined the hypothetical doesn't break the rules of the universe, you'll want to figure out whether the hypothetical is merely a possibility or a certainty - do the rules simply allow this to happen in some circumstances or must it happen? If you think it's the latter - and I think that's what you're asking - then you can try to disprove it by inventing a scenario where it wouldn't happen. Just one instance of it not happening is enough to disprove it necessarily happening.
>>128712
I don't understand what sets off the creation of a new universe.
▶ No.128716
>>128713
Just beg people for two bucks next time your at the shops
▶ No.128717
>>128714
Back to the dumpster for you
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>>128718
MAX has being rounding neets up into camps
▶ No.128721>>128722
>>128720
Would be nice if their offices had showers, a pool and a theatre.
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>>128722
>tfw jews in "extermination" camps got free dental care but we still have to pay despite having all other health issues covered by medicare.
The Australian government is literally worse than nazis.
▶ No.128724>>128726
>>128723
I've spent two grand on my teeth this year
▶ No.128725>>128727 >>128729 >>128732 >>128736
>>128723
>tfw haven't been to the dentist since I was a kid
They have a yellowish tinge but I never get tooth aches or anything.
▶ No.128726
>>128724
That's fucked m8, I guess I've been lucky all my life, only ever had one filling and my wisdom teeth removed.
▶ No.128727
>>128725
You're teeth are probably fine then, as long as they aren't black and falling out. But be warned if you go to a dentist, they are likely to say you need 5 or maybe even 10 fillings, this number will change among different dentists, the'yre the biggest jews of all.
▶ No.128728>>128730
>>128723
Nazi Germany didn't expect you to get to their camps on your own dime either.
▶ No.128729
>>128725
Get hbf dental for 20¥ a month and after three months they'll give em a good clean and check if you need any fillings, fillings are a lot cheaper than root canal and extractions are painful as fuck
▶ No.128730
>>128728
>tfw no free transport
fuck this cuntry
▶ No.128732>>128733
>>128725
I'm guessing you drink lots of coffee or smoke?
▶ No.128733>>128735 >>128744 >>128818
>>128732
Been off smokes a year but I was a pack a day smoker. Have one coffee a day.
I can always get them whitened down the line right?
▶ No.128734>>128738 >>128760 >>128818
>>128715
>I don't understand what sets off the creation of a new universe.
Imagine technology and science advances to the point where some nerd can create a model of our universe in a computer simulation. Would they just run one simulation, or multiple simulations, some with slight permutations in variables?
It's just a simulation, the raw data can be projected onto a 2d screen, a snapshot of any given point in space and time. A 3d holographic projection can be extrapolated from the 2d snapshot. You can fast-forward or rewind the simulation, edit it, inject new variables, take variables from one simulation and inject them into another to see what would happen. Whatever, the simulation basically a more sophisticated version of Dwarf Fortress.
Imagine how many copies of there are of DF floating around. Now imagine this version of DF is sophisticated enough for dorf programmers to make their own simulation of the universe if their civilization becomes advanced enough.
Assume every advanced civilization will eventually develop to the point where they are capable of creating these simulations, assuming they aren't destroyed first. They either consciously run these simulations, or elect to ban the technology. Which would mean eventually that civilization on Earth is destroyed, but before it is destroyed it could develop this technology. If/when we develop this technology, what is the chance we will use it, in order to gain greater insight into everything we think we know about the universe? I would suggest the probability is high, because it's just a computer simulation, not a weapon, or a super-virus or anything.
What is the probability this universe is real? Statistically speaking. If that blows your mind, check out Boltzmann Brains. Same shit, kinda, only it relies on entropy spontaneously forming particles into sophisticated patterns in the remnant of a dead universe, all matter and energy spread out like thin butter on toast.
I can't hold down a basic job because of fucking normies. This is obviously a Bethesda simulation.
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>>128733
dremel and some bondo, sure
▶ No.128736>>128737 >>128742
>>128725
>tfw never been to a dentist at all
>too scared to go to one and admit that
Never had any dental problems though and I take good care of my toothy pegs so I should be set, right? My teeth are a natural shade of white, I have noticed that my teeth are about the same shade as most of the Euro backpackers I see around here (mostly Germans) but my teeth don't seem as white as Australians of my age. Why is this? Americans and Australians have freakishly white teeth compared to Euros, they also seem more likely to show their teeth when they smile, I never felt comfortable doing so. Do our normies just whiten the shit out of their teeth or something?
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>>128736
Never?
were your parents poor or just stingy?
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>>128737
Never had a father. My mother was neither poor nor stingy. She's a specialized nurse, so sort of middle class I guess? Went to lower end private schools if that tells you anything. She always viewed doctors and their ilk as people you only visited to fix a specific issue. Since I never had any pain in my teeth nor an obvious issue, she never took me.
▶ No.128740>>128741
Must eaten something bad because I left heaps of skid marks on the toilet
▶ No.128741
>>128740
I occasionally leave a tread mark on the bottom of the dunny, didn't know it was a sign of eating something bad.
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>>128736
My teeth are also not that white. Fuck I hate white perfect teeth normies. They should be butchered.
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>>128742
How do you find the teeth of Germans though? I have met plenty of Germans here plus visited there for six months Didn't pay much attention to their teeth though and always thought their teeth looked a 'natural' or 'normal' shade of white while all these fucking normies have perfectly white teeth. What the fuck is going on?
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>>128733
Thats probably why coffee and smokes stain your teeth yellow.
nfi about the whitening stuff sorry.
▶ No.128745
>>128723
You don't need teeth to drink goon
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>>128743
I don't know any Germans. All I know is white teeth normies should be murdered.
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>>128746
Natural teeth uprising when anon?
▶ No.128751>>128756
NEET King you still got mindies?
I filtered for 90mg codeine from 6 tablets last time.
Have Prodeine Forte stronger at 30mg should I
bump up to 12omg or 150mg? I felt a little bit but not much last time, had no side effects.
Read up there can be itching, should I filter for 120mg and take one pill for the 500mg paracetamol just to combat that?
▶ No.128755>>128759 >>128818
i've eaten nothing but fast food for the past 2 weeks. i don't feel like i'm dying or unhealthy in any way. i think it's actually a lot healthier than people say it is
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>>128751
You can try 150 but do too much and your body will reject it and you will get sick and feel fuck all, 120 is good for no tolerance.
Haven't done codeine in ages just chilling with this valium I got.
You should try this cough syrup called rikodiene or something, it's otc and has some sort of opiates in it.
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>>128756
I'm gonna go ahead with 150mg, I felt little with 90, ate a sizable dinner tonight so my stomach isn't going to be completely empty by the time I do it which will be about just before 10pm.
▶ No.128759
>>128755
Unhealthy eating kills you in the future, you don't suddenly become obese and unhealthy.
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>>128734
It's an interesting thought experiment but it makes me extremely uncomfortable. I don't want to be a 3D dorf, I want to be a person with free will.
…I don't think that's possible either. The choices we make with our so-called free-will are predetermined millennia before we're born. There is only ever one future and there could only ever have been one past. The conversation we're having right now was predetermined at the outset, before our parents ever met each other, before this continent was inhabited by our species, before the African woodland apes gave way to humans. This is all very soothing to me, knowing that I have no more responsibility for the outcome of my life than a domino has responsibility for being toppled by its peer behind it and toppling its peer in front.
>>128756
Rikodeine has dihydrocodeine and it's available OTC but the syrup is sickening and contains so much sorbitol that your digestive system will revolt if you try to drink a recreational dose. At the very least you'll be farting continually for the duration of the high and if you're unlucky you'll be glued to the toilet.
▶ No.128761>>128762 >>128773
You neets need to replace drugs with jesus
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>>128762
neet god would never have let there be light
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>>128765
I have a max appointment tomorrow so not so good
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>>128766
Have they been hassling you?
▶ No.128768>>128772 >>128775 >>128784 >>128785 >>128786 >>128888
How do I get into philosophy? I am going to the library tomorrow, what should a beginner into this sort of stuff read first? I hear people talking about quantum mechanics and multi verse theories, how do you learn all of this? I have a very limited understanding of it and my forays into the Wikipedia articles are in vain because I cannot concentrate on anything for more than a few seconds. Just.
▶ No.128769
>>128765
Nothing honestly.
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>>128765
Tired. I've been reading a lot recently (relative to my usual NEET laziness) and in combination with the gym it's been exhausting. I don't know if I'm going to be able to handle a proper course of university study.
How are you feeling? Anything on your mind?
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>>128767
Not really, I just don't like having to go outside
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>>128765
like shit
>>128768
Aristotle and Plato
▶ No.128773
>>128761
>not unlocking god mode
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>>128765
Fucking huge essay due on Thursday. Only just starting now since I'm retarded. Heaven help me NEETs. I think I'll be right but it'll be tough. Saw a nigger today so I guess I feel pissed off. Also saw a funny looking white guy with a little flat faced gookette and two hapa kids.
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>>128768
Whenever I read introductory philosophy material I get the sense that it's all just a complex interrelation of words that have no emotional significance. I think you just need to start reading original texts, the ones that developed interesting ideas. The first section of Notes From Underground is pretty neetish so you might find it explains a few things about yourself. You should get a physical copy.
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>>128714
Closed at 4:40pm on a weekday… is it a public holiday where you're at?
>>128765
Cold, slightly depressed yet hopeful that life will somehow improve, also feeling the goon make itself at home in my stomach.
>>128766
You poor soul. This is my last week of freedom before I have to attend weekly group sessions. Good luck m8
▶ No.128777>>128778
Goodnight neets, I'll speak to you guys tomorrow
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>>128777
Nighty night neetie.
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>>128776
>weekly group sessions
That sounds absolutely terrible.
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>>128647
>>128648
>>128655
>>128656
Just wanted to say that reading these posts gave me the motivation to go for a run today, the first time in quite a few months. I could only manage 5 minutes of light jogging but that was 4 more than I thought I'd manage and felt good afterwards. Just gonna keep improving with each run by 1 minute increments until I can handle 30. Thanks fellow jobless anons for your indirect support.
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>>128760
>I want to be a person with free will.
Yeah, nah, too bad anon. Your mind processes information, then 'you' become aware of it. It's like a calculator; it takes the equation, solves it, then the last thing to happen is the display. In other words, you don't consciously make decisions, the decision is made, then your consciousness (whatever that is) becomes aware of it.
Good luck using that as an excuse with an employment agency. Might help you get the autism box ticked though. Or inspire you to become a wizard.
>>128738
>God is a NEET
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>>128780
Just don't eat before you do it or you'll vomit
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>>128781
>God is a NEET
You just completely shattered my perception of God.
I am going to have to rethink and contemplate a lot of things now.
▶ No.128784
>>128768
There's probably a Dummies Guide To Philosophy out there
>>128774
If you were me you'd be starting the essay Wednesday evening. Best of luck m8.
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>>128768
Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. It's about a frustrated NEET that fell for the University meme. It's a story that touches on philosophical concepts and morality.
Jung is good. The Red Book is kind of a journal of his NEET period. Books about Jungian archetypes are usually good fun, depends if you like mythology, I guess.
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>>128768
I don't know a lot about philosophy, but as far as philosophers go, I really like Diogenes. He was basically the original Lord of Neetdom
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes
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>>128765
Pretty shitty because I cant find a psych to QQ about muh shitty childhood
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>>128776
>Closed at 4:40pm on a weekday… is it a public holiday where you're at?
Nope they're just always closed on tuesdays.
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>>128788
What sort of shitty excuse of a place do you live exactly? I'm serious mane, you need to tell me the town, not just the state or the capital city.
▶ No.128790
>>128789
most fish and chip shops close one weekday
▶ No.128794
>>128694
>Philippines
You make that statement with a sense of superiority, but why would you choose to holiday in such a shithole? My guess is that your holidays in this country have consisted of you feeling neglected by our own women whereas the 3rd world pinoys treat you (not unlike any other westerner) as a 'rock star'.
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>>128797
Do you browse /r/incels too?
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>OP makes WFD edition thread
>A few days later I find out I have to do WFD soon
This is entirely your fault mate
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>>128802
Struggling to get out of bed tbh
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>>128801
Your in for a treat
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>>128805
Early neet gets the worm
▶ No.128807>>128808
Might go buy some biscuits and milk for tea to be honest.
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>>128799
Morning, I feel like shit after drinking that entire bottle of wine last night. At least I didn't spew.
>>128801
OP delivers for once
>>128807
Don't forget the butter chicken and philosophy books
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>>128809
Mummybot give you a chore list?
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>>128810
No I just like having a clean house because im not a filthy shitskin.
I live alone btw.
▶ No.128812>>128814
>looking up hookers just for fun
>see one that does 'roman showers'
>haven't heard that one
>look it up
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>>128808
>Morning, I feel like shit after drinking that entire bottle of wine last night. At least I didn't spew
I drank about 1.5 litres of goon a few nights ago. I don't get hangovers apparently. I must be an abnormality. Didn't vomit all over my bed like last time though, however. Not getting hangovers is pretty good tbh.
>>128786
>>128785
>>128775
>>128772
I'm seeing Fyodor Dostoyevsky shilled a lot. Might get a few of his books and the death of Ivan Ilyich like someone else recommended. Would a public library have them? If I cannot find them I might brave my anxiety to ask the librarian about it. Failing that I might just get some Nietzsche.
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>>128811
I bet you poo in the loo too?
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>>128715
>I don't understand what sets off the creation of a new universe.
Everything and Anything. From the most minute - the spin of an atom, its up here, spawns infite universes where its not only down, but infinite degress between up and down. etc. - To playing russian roulette which spawns another set of infinite universes which are all equally real and play out all infinite probabilities - such as dead in one - alive in one - another has Mick Jagger saving you at the last second and another has Mick Jagger shoving the gun up his ass and jamming the firing pin with his shit.
>>128715
> Just one instance of it not happening is enough to disprove it necessarily happening.
I think its just a 'thought experiment'. Nothing presently can be proven 100 percent, but pretty sure it doesnt violate any laws of physics. It takes the same amount of energy to make one universe than it does an infinite amount of them. Getting back - the 'creation' of a new universe, or creation of a new set of infinite universes is because the 'probability' doesnt collapse. Note how in the Double Slit experiment it 'appears' like a massive amount of 'shadow' or 'phantom' photons are interfering. This is explained by the long wined superposition of the photons. But i think thats bullshit. As it 'appears' that 'phantom' photons are interfering with our own 'local' photons to produce a wave - it makes sense that this 'interference' is caused by many 'almost/close' photons in other universes being conducted with the almost exact same experiment.
>>128719
>MAX has being rounding neets up into camps
Thats what they would do if they could get away with it. Those pricks are just vile.
>>128723
>>tfw jews in "extermination" camps got free dental care but we still have to pay despite having all other health issues covered by medicare.
>The Australian government is literally worse than nazis.
Auswitch had a brothel, swimming pool, a band, horse grooming stables, a store to buy tendies and much more comforts.
>>128733
>Been off smokes a year but I was a pack a day smoker.
Tell me your secrets to kicking the NicoJew habit.
>>128734
>Imagine technology and science advances to the point where some nerd can create a model of our universe in a computer simulation.
Some good shit there Neet. Have looked into the simulation hypothesis and its pretty fucking solid any way you look at it. Scary, but solid. Especially when you also look into what makes up 'matter' and see that everything is just electricity and energy, nothing 'actually' tangible. Read about the Big Bounce Theory - thats some horrifying shit. Enough to keep you awake at night.
>>128739
>Never had a father.
I'll be your Dad Neet. You can cal me DadNeet or PopsNeet. Lets play catch ok.
>>128755
>i've eaten nothing but fast food for the past 2 weeks. i don't feel like i'm dying or unhealthy in any way. i think it's actually a lot healthier than people say it is
Couple of vids with a fit aussie guy who ate nothing but Maccas for a month. He lost weight and was hungry.
I hear people talking about quantum mechanics and multi verse theories, how do you learn all of this?
Youtube, reading articles etc. Look up 'quantum suicide' whichs some Many Worlds fans take too far. One recently jumped off a tall building because he was convinced 'he' would wake up or 'continue' in a different universe unscathed. Vid is a good start.
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>>128816
>hangovers
Apart from vomiting and the shakes I never get the stereotypical headaches or aversion to bright light.
>Would a public library have them?
Most if not all libraries have an online searchable catalogue, check this link to see if yours does, https://www.nla.gov.au/libraries/
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>>128818
>Tell me your secrets to kicking the NicoJew habit.
I was constantly broke and sick from smoking. I read Allen Carr's 'the easy way'. It helped change my perspective on smoking, there were no longer any positives to smoking, all the reasons I thought I smoked for were misconceptions eg relief of stress when in fact smokes just make you more stressed and agitated, the moment you extinguish the dart the craving for the next nicotine hit starts. Smoking is just constantly self perpetuating unnecessary stress and anxiety. The book basically makes you feel like you aren't really sacrificing anything worth while by quitting.
I felt no reason to continue smoking and quit cold turkey quite easily to start with. It actually gets harder over time, I've bought packs but ended up throwing them in the bin before I have a smoke. If I have a dart it will be all over, the chain will start again and I will be hooked.
Worth a try. The easy way didn't work for either of my parents unfortunately.
▶ No.128823
>>128816
My library has Notes from the Underground and Crime and Punishment
Ivan Ilyich is a Tolstoy novel. My library doesn't have it but most should, it's his most famous short work
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>>128818
>Couple of vids with a fit aussie guy who ate nothing but Maccas for a month. He lost weight and was hungry.
That's because weight loss is all about calories. Plenty of skinny people live on fast food. The problems with it is that it makes it easier to go over (less filling and calorie dense) and that it is pretty bad for your body in numerous ways
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>>128824
I've been wondering if the reason why most of us have no physical or mental energy (ie cbf doing anything productive) is because we aren't getting enough kilojoules each day…? Bit hard to though when you can't afford much food.
▶ No.128826
>>128825
Poor people are significantly more likely to be fatties though
▶ No.128828
>>128817
I sure do unlike you pajeet
▶ No.128829
>>128827
Just finished washing my clothes now they are drying
▶ No.128830>>128834 >>128836 >>128858
I just took my final exam for the semester. The rest is up to fate.
I would usually get some Chinese takeout and smoke the herbal jew to celebrate
▶ No.128831>>128832 >>128833 >>128834 >>128842
…but today I'm too poor to do that.
How do I celebrate?
▶ No.128832>>128835
>>128831
celebrate by necking yourself for being a degenerate
▶ No.128833>>128837
>>128831
Big fap session if you are dead broke
how much money do you have?
Did your exam go well?
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▶ No.128835
>>128832
Thats not nice :(
▶ No.128836>>128837 >>128858
the mup i go for a neet walk on has recently had fucking tags sprayed everywhere, don't even live in a city
makes it less comfy
>>128684
this shit makes me sick. lets all live like sardines in a can, yay!
sad thing is people buy these shitty houses/lots
>>128830
are you trying to pass or are you just in uni for the bucks?
if it's the former then you shouldn't be in this thread
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>>128833
Zero dollars, kek.
Looks like my evening is already planned: making dinner for the family and then going to a yoga class with mum. Just another fucking pointless and repetitive evening.
The exam went well, I think. It was an online multiple-choice test worth 40% so I was really hoping I'd get my result immediately but the academic jew had other plans. I'll probably have to wait a few weeks for the lazy cunts to review the results and manually enter them into the grading system.
>>128836
>are you trying to pass or are you just in uni for the bucks?
>if it's the former then you shouldn't be in this thread
I'm a 24 year old NEET virgin with no friends, no neetbux and crippling depression. NEET life is the superior option but it's not available to a new zealand citizen so I'm going to have to be a wagecuck. I feel like crying. My life has no meaning.
▶ No.128839>>128840
>>128837
Can't you go back to NZ and get NEETbux.
▶ No.128840>>128841 >>128854
>>128839
Not realistically, no. New Zealand is probably poorer than you think it is and they're extremely tight-fisted with their neetbux.
I want my rightful aussie citizenship anyway.
▶ No.128841>>128846 >>128869
>>128840
Well fuck, that sucks. That cunt Turnbull also made it harder to become a citizen yeah? Also I find it hilarious that I could move to NZ and still receive my DSPbux.
▶ No.128842
>>128831
smoke some of this shit
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>>128837
> yoga class with mum
Just land yourself a hot rich old woman mate, problems solved
▶ No.128846>>128847
>>128841
you can live in nz and still get dsp from aus?
▶ No.128847
>>128846
Yep, even other pensions too.
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>>128837
>I'm a 24 year old NEET
if you're in education you're not NEET
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>>128848
he's Not in Employment, Enjoyment or Education
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>>128851
Been a while since I saw a spammer on here
▶ No.128854>>128859 >>128869
>>128853
What did he post? I missed it.
Anyway, just back from the NEET shop, with a decent haul of supplies. Not sure what to have for dinner, however, I have a sneaking suspicion that mummybot is making a curry.
>>128840
>>128837
Why doesn't your mum want to get Australian citizenship, won't you get it if she does? Maybe a two-for-one deal perhaps? Either way you should get a loan from her to get it and pay it back. You need the bux m80.
▶ No.128855>>128856
>>128848
Some uni people get the same bux, they aren't technically, but I make an exception in some cases, such as nzneet
▶ No.128856
>>128855
Yeah, NZNeet has a life that puts ours to shame.
He's a NEET and he's one of us.
And he seems a pretty good bloke.
▶ No.128857
Centrelink didn't tell max about my med cert and max called me up today wondering where it was, looks like I got a date with cenno tomorrow
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>>128830
I hope it goes well for you
>>128836
The mup…?
>>128837
>Yoga class with mum
Hmm… Not sure what to say about a 24 year old male that attends yoga classes with his mum. I'll say it anyway, have you ever gotten an erection during a class?
>My life has no meaning
I like you and enjoy reading about your life. Stay with us for a while :)
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>>128854
see image
>>128858
>The mup…?
multi use path
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>>128827
Watching the State of Origin
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>>128861
Watching your mummybot through her bedroom window
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>>128862
jokes on you then m8
▶ No.128865
>>128864
Meh, had a fap,don't care.
▶ No.128866>>128868
Just jogged 5km straight, looks like all this not sitting on my ass is paying off
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>>128866
Nice, I walked to the toilet reasonably quickly so I know that feel
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>>128841
I don't follow politics, maybe that's true. I had a public spergout the last time I checked the citizenship requirements ($250k+ income over a period of 5 years) so I won't be doing that again.
>>128843
Will she take my virginity too?
>>128848
It's a single online class and all the tests were open-book so I CTRL+F'd my way to a 94% without studying for a single minute this semester. I need to sort out my mental issues ASAP, I had to drop another class after three weeks because there was a mandatory attendance requirement and muh anxiety couldn't take it.
>>128854
>Why doesn't your mum want to get Australian citizenship, won't you get it if she does?
She considers it a betrayal of her heritage.
>>128858
Depression has killed my sex drive so that's never been an issue. Thanks NEET, I love you guys.
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>>128869
>Will she take my virginity too?
You've already been fucked by Australia mate
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>>128869
>I don't follow politics, maybe that's true. I had a public spergout the last time I checked the citizenship requirements ($250k+ income over a period of 5 years) so I won't be doing that again.
That's so fucked, if poof marriage was allowed, I'd marry you so you could get citizenship.
It would cost you 25% of your neetbux once you become a citizen though
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>>128871
>if poof marriage was allowed, I'd marry you so you could get citizenship.
A true NEET love story
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>>128870
kek
>>128871
I'd accept and then sell the story of my abusive marriage to ACA
>society's most vulnerable neets taken advantage by heartless crooks
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>>128873
"He came home drunk and beat me with a tendie"
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>>128869
>It's a single online class
shoulda said that earlier mate
welcome to da club
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Valium recall: Worker sacked over Roche diazepam tampering
A worker has been sacked after the TGA issued a nation-wide recall of Roche Products' diazepam, because the relaxant had been swapped out for different drugs at a Sydney distribution centre.
http:// www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-31/valium-recall-worker-sacked-over-roche-diazepam-tampering/8576532
instantly thought of that neato on here
>>128878
you're not alone bro
not much we can do
we weren't born for this modern world
▶ No.128880>>128882
having this next time i get drunk - moscow mule
it masks the alcohol taste
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>>128871
>>128873
I'd marry NZNEET,(if the gay marriage pass) for a fraction of neetbux too :3. I pity him, every NEET has the right to bux and its our duty to help the disadvantaged NEETs.
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>>128880
I might try mixing vodka with cordial concentration, I think it might mask the taste. That pic sounds interesting though.
>>128879
>diazepam tampering
I am fucked then. I think the brand I take isn't that one though
T.cheesecake
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>>128879
Mines the 2mg so I'm good
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>>128884
Do you drink with yours?
▶ No.128886
>>128885
Nah, might next time thou
▶ No.128888
>>128768
>How do I get into philosophy?
>>128816
>I'm seeing Fyodor Dostoyevsky shilled a lot.
And for good reason. Notes from the Underground is the NEET bible. And The Brothers Karamazov is considered to be his magnum opus and possibly the greatest novel ever written.
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>>128821
>I was constantly broke and sick from smoking. I read Allen Carr's 'the easy way'
Thanks for this Neet. I actually read it and gave up for a month or so. Has his small condensed book. Will read it and give it another go.
Youtube vid - Evergreen College in States. Fuckwith SJW and BLM brigade want a 'no whites day' - Admin and some lecturers point out thats pretty fucking hypocritical and racist - snowflakes chant, get unruly they cant have their racist day. Higher Education has become nothing than a postmodernist Marxist factory now - spewing out uneducated, bigoted little assholes en masse. And when these fuckwits graduate and they realize their degrees are worthless they will scream oppression and other bullshit because the free market has no need whatsoever for millions of anti science gender studies graduates.
▶ No.128892
>>128878
You just need some pills mate
▶ No.128893>>128901 >>128909 >>128912
>>128891
education sound pretty fubar
been wanting to go back to study for some time but hearing about those things makes me second guess that thought
▶ No.128894>>128895 >>128902 >>128904
>>128889
Good morning. Winter is finally here and it's pretty darn cold this morn. I'm wrapped in a blanket with a bowl of hot porridge drizzled with honey for brekky. Meanwhile the wagie is currently begging Goldstein for a 5 minute 'smoko' break just so they can have their breakfast :)
How cold are you cunts?
▶ No.128895>>128902
>>128894
Got two blankets and fap to warm myself, no lack of comfort here
▶ No.128896>>128897
>>128814
The act of vomiting on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.
'Joey was into gross sexual acts with his girlfriend. He would have her vomit all over his private parts, while masterbating.'
▶ No.128897
>>128896
Normies are fucking degenerate. Stay pure, neetos
▶ No.128898>>128903 >>128906 >>128907
What could I buy with a $20 to feed myself for three days?
▶ No.128899
Gooooooooooood moooooooooooooooooorning neeeeeeetnam
▶ No.128901
>>128893
It's literally just a loud minority on east and west coast U.S. Universities and even then if you studied something that wasn't a complete meme you'd probably never hear it
▶ No.128902>>128909
>>128894
>>128895
>tfw warm shower and then getting into woolly socks and tracksuit pants as you see 4 normies shivering outside on their normiephones getting onto the bus at 8AM in 9C weather
▶ No.128903>>128909
>>128898
A fuckton of rice, some cheap vegies, some cheap meat maybe. Alternatively live purely on rice and instant noodles.
▶ No.128904
>>128894
Pulled the old neet beanie out of the cum closet this morning. Gonna need it a lot when I muster up the motivation to get my hair cut
▶ No.128905
Just did a big NEET shit
woolies frozen meals need more fibre
▶ No.128906
>>128898
If you enjoy spicy stuff, I would recommend the $3-$4 3 pack maggi laksa fusian noodles or some stagg chilli with beans and get some rice to boil up with it.
▶ No.128907>>128908 >>128918
>>128898
I've prepared a small list but may not be to your liking. I've tried to cover all meal groups (breakfast, lunch & dinner) and I'm assuming you already have some food-items in the fridge/freezer/pantry (for eg. butter for toast). Plus I always put unused bread into the freezer so I'm assuming you have a freezer. The tuna (if used in moderation) can be used for at least 2 sandwiches & 2 dinners of cooked rice plus a handful of frozen veg to keep your belly full for longer. The spices can be added to either dishes for a flavour kick plus the chilli will warm you up. The canned soup can make at least 2 meals, which you can again add cooked rice/froz veg and/or even a slice of toasted bread for dipping. The cookies are just a treat, something to put a smile on the old dial when you're feeling depressed because you're a poor-as-fuck NEET. Anyway, whatever you do don't go to Coles.
▶ No.128908
>>128907
Pretty good list tbh.
▶ No.128909>>128911 >>128916
>>128893
There's plenty of online-only uni degrees, which I've been thinking (again) about lately
>>128902
If I may quote a certain C. Montgomery Burns, "Excellent"
>>128903
>some cheap meat
▶ No.128911>>128914
>>128909
I bet no one chooses the African.
▶ No.128912
>>128893
>been wanting to go back to study for some time but hearing about those things makes me second guess that thought
I guess if you dont buy into the bs and ignore the fuckwits, study hard in a field that has a chance of employment once graduated youd be fine.
▶ No.128914>>128915 >>128917
>>128911
I've never fucked one but I wouldn't turn this down, with 2 condoms on of course. No I'm not VN.
▶ No.128915
>>128914
Uncle Adolf is ashamed of you NEETbro
▶ No.128916
>>128909
>enabling prostitutes
▶ No.128917
>>128914
Kill yourself race traitor
▶ No.128918>>129109
>>128907
Thanks for putting the effort into this. Only thing I'm going to substitute is the tuna for four packs of homebrand sardines, I'm one of those weirdos who loves them.
▶ No.128919>>128925 >>128927
Having a relaxing afternoon, NEETs?
▶ No.128920>>128925
Some recruitment agency I've never digned up with has started bombarding me with texts for jobs I don't want.
Called the cunts up twice and told them to stop but they keep coming.
17 so far today.
▶ No.128921>>128922 >>128924 >>128926 >>128928 >>128972
do your parents wash your clothes? my dad tells me to put my used clothes in the laundry but they never get washed. i just went through the laundry and have found like 100 old good clothing items dad has never washed.
fuck it makes me rage. i never have shit to wear even tho i theoretically own huge amounts of clothes because they NEVER get washed, they vanish in the laundry and dad simply washes his own clothes despite claiming he'll wash mine.
just put in a big load of my old clothes, gonna go through for the next few days and try and fill up my wardrobe with clean clothes again
▶ No.128922>>128923 >>128972
>>128921
>do your parents wash your clothes?
You need a NeetNappy and some Onsies.
▶ No.128923
>>128922
And it's not even his mummybot that's failing him …
▶ No.128924>>128931
>>128921
Me and mummybot pretty much share washing duties. Makes it easier to get enough for a full load
▶ No.128925
>>128919
just got back from my spine inspection, off to do some shopping soon
>>128920
do they speak english at least? all my calls are indian
▶ No.128926
>>128921
Sorry mate but in this case it is kind of your own fault. Wash your own clothes. Your dad saying he will then not doing it is an excuse for one time, not for 100 items of clothing
▶ No.128927>>128931
>>128919
Just got home from a trip into normieland, time to kick back and relax for a few hours before mowing the lawn.
▶ No.128928>>128929
>>128921
I wash my own clothes because im not a useless retarded nigger
▶ No.128929>>128930 >>128937
>>128928
Mate where do you think you are, we are ALL useless retarded negroes
▶ No.128930
>>128929
I'm not, I'm a useless non-retarded lazy white guy
▶ No.128931>>128932
>>128924
>Me and mummybot pretty much share washing duties. Makes it easier to get enough for a full load
Nobody?
>>128927
>Just got home from a trip into normieland
Tell us some tales from this vile enchanted land thy returned from unscathed.
▶ No.128932>>128934 >>128936
>>128931
>Tell us some tales from this vile enchanted land thy returned from unscathed.
A guy who looked a lot like a drug addict asked me what time it was. Pretty scary experience tbh
▶ No.128933>>129015
OldNEET here -
Technically not a NEET anymore.
Just a NEE.
Monday start Cert 3 in Community Services.
Will be aceing it.
Then hide my power levels, pretend to be a normie.
Get a job suckling on the gov teet in some cushy gov job.
Counselling teen girls with daddy issues.
Reveal power level after saving up enough to buy remote property.
Get fired.
Tell them im transfish or something.
Sue gov for discrimination against fish-kin.
Retire to remote log cabin with harem of girls with daddy issues and millions in compensation.
Good plan?
▶ No.128934>>128935
>>128932
>A guy who looked a lot like a drug addict asked me what time it was. Pretty scary experience tbh
Thats Purple Heart material. Walking doggos last week saw 2 toothless junkies. Also caught 2 idiots in car quickly try to hide binoculars as they were spying on a cop. They shot past, I mention to cop they were spying on him - cop goes after them. Pretty sure on Doggo walk past courthouse today saw one of the guys outside waiting to see judge.
▶ No.128935>>128940 >>128949
>>128934
walking past the courthouse sounds like a fun way to see the degens of your town
▶ No.128936>>128938
>>128932
How old we talking?
▶ No.128937
>>128929
Speak for yourself.
▶ No.128938
>>128936
No fucking idea. Probably 30s but it's pretty hard to tell once they develop that druggo look
▶ No.128939>>128949 >>128954 >>128955
Do any of you cunts deal with constant nagging?
I feel trapped. If I follow her commands it means I have literally no time in the day to do the activities that I find meaningful and if I don't follow her commands she nags me until I feel like killing myself. Each day I choose between dissatisfaction and dissatisfaction.
Today I had to pick up the kids from school which is exhausting as fuck and takes two hours because I don't have a car. On the bus ride home, she called to instruct me to do all the washing and scrub out the kitchen cupboards because we're having guests over tomorrow night. I have to choose between ignoring her instructions and going to the gym (thus ensuring she calls to scream at me when she arrives home and sees I haven't been toiling like a slave) or toiling like a slave and missing out on the one thing that makes my day bearable.
▶ No.128940>>128949
>>128935
Years back I used to get stoned and sit in on court cases when I was bored.
A lot of it was boring as fuck but sometimes you'd get really entertaining crazy rants and shit.
Not a bad source of free entertainment
▶ No.128941>>128942 >>128943 >>128945 >>128948 >>128949 >>128975
Just got back from the shrink at my uni. He's suggesting that I go to my GP and ask for antidepressants. What am I in for?
▶ No.128942>>128946 >>128948
>>128941
Don't take them, they make you a useless zombie and shabbos goyim.
▶ No.128943>>128944 >>128946
>>128941
I hope you don't like masturbating
▶ No.128945>>128946
>>128941
Probably a good idea.
▶ No.128946>>128947
>>128942
This is what I'm thinking. Should I tell him this? I'll obviously paraphrase it though.
>>128943
They kill your sex drive? I do need to cut down on masturbation though.
>>128945
Talking from personal experience?
▶ No.128947
>>128946
>Talking from personal experience?
Yes, however it may take some time to find the right medication. Either way though seeing a Dr is generally a good idea.
▶ No.128948>>128949 >>128950 >>128952
>>128942
Who cares about muh jew meme. They make a shit life tolerable, and for some people they are vital.
>>128941
You will have less emotions. This is a good thing if you are depressed, there is a little bit less sex drive depending on the med, some more than others.
▶ No.128949>>128950 >>128956 >>129010
>>128935
>walking past the courthouse sounds like a fun way to see the degens of your town
Literally every Thursday I see them. Sometimes its 5 like today or up to 50. Guy with prison hand tatts was there today. 90 percent of the time its just dregs with their toothless family, overweight peroxide blonde baby mother etc. As I'm typing this 2 different loons are shooting guns in different parts of the town.
>>128939
>missing out on the one thing that makes my day bearable.
Can you carve out a specific time for gym and say thats your gym time and dont bother me?
>>128940
>Years back I used to get stoned and sit in on court cases when I was bored.
>A lot of it was boring as fuck but sometimes you'd get really entertaining crazy rants and shit.
>Not a bad source of free entertainment
Done that. Wouldnt mind going again.
>>128941
>Just got back from the shrink at my uni. He's suggesting that I go to my GP and ask for antidepressants. What am I in for?
More than likely SSRIs. Which will mean you cant cum whatsoever. You could jack off for 18 hours straight to midget porn and still never finish. Win if you have a gf I suppose.
>>128948
>>>128942
>Who cares about muh jew meme. They make a shit life tolerable, and for some people they are vital.
Yep.
>>>128941
>You will have less emotions. This is a good thing if you are depressed, there is a little bit less sex drive depending on the med, some more than others.
Never had emotions even before I started the pills. Fuckhead Mirtazipine pills actually gave me emotions once - the most vile and unpleasant experience Ive ever had in my life.
▶ No.128950>>128951 >>128964 >>128973
>>128949
>>128948
Fix your diet and exercise routine up before you bother with depression pills, even better take your shirt off and go walk around outside getting some vitamin D. Stay hydrated, take fish oil too
I took depression/crazy pills a few years ago and I still feel that my emotions aren't as intense as they were in the past
▶ No.128951>>128953 >>128973 >>129050
>>128950
>Fix your diet and exercise routine up before you bother with depression pills
I did all of those things before I even took anti depressants. They do nothing and usually produce a placebo effect, after exercising I didn't feel any less depressed about my life. I eat moderately fine, plenty of fruits and vegtables, and fresh meat, doesn't make a difference to my depression, but it makes you feel physically, not psychiatrically better.
Taking anti depressants were the only thing that actually fixed most of my depression. Having emotions (or the amount we normally have) are shit, who needs them when most of the time they negatively impact your life, and are the reason you got depressed in the first place. On anti depressants, I only feel about 5% of the emotional intensity that I used to, effectively none. Better feeling nothing than feeling like a bag of trash and worthless all the time.
It is natural to be depressed in the current year. Things are only going to get worse and not better, I would rather not get debilitated by pesky despondent, depressive emotions that make my life un-liveable and intolerable. I would just rather take a pill, and not have to suffer any more with that burden, and then at least with a clear mind without shit emotions you can start to actually function and re-build your life, and get the things done you want to do, rather than just exercising like a fool and trying every 'natural' depression cure some hipster wrote on the internet and wallowing in self-pity and negative emotions. I'd rather just take a pill.
▶ No.128952>>128958
>>128948
>Who cares about muh jew meme. They make a shit life tolerable, and for some people they are vital.
Eat shit, you fucking worthless cuck.
▶ No.128953
▶ No.128954>>128957
>>128939
>not living by yourself
▶ No.128955>>128957 >>129010
▶ No.128956>>128973
>>128949
>More than likely SSRIs. Which will mean you cant cum whatsoever. You could jack off for 18 hours straight to midget porn and still never finish. Win if you have a gf I suppose.
I take two SSRI's and can fap fine. However, it is a bit harder (mind the pun) than it used to be. Fapping takes much more effort and is more of a workout, and cumming feels like something you actually 'worked' for rather than just being simple before. You will on average feel less sexual thoughts, but it depends on the person.
I felt less sexual but it didn't bother me, as I don't really like fapping anyways, I see it as a necessary urge that I have to take care of much to my annoyance. If you have a problem with masturbating I recommend it, I mean in the context of fapping and watching porn too much, the pills will help there.
>Never had emotions even before I started the pills. Fuckhead Mirtazipine pills actually gave me emotions once - the most vile and unpleasant experience Ive ever had in my life.
Interesting. I was very emotional before taking mirtazapine and on it I had almost none, strange how there can be such a difference in effect, however didn't you say it was for a moment, and the rest of the time on it you had no emotions?
▶ No.128957>>128959 >>128966
>>128954
bit hard to move out without a job
>>128955
it almost certainly is, the details are the same as many other classic nzneet legends
▶ No.128958>>128960 >>128973
>>128952
Not an argument, faggot. Some people NEED medication for their mental disorders. Fuck you know nothing other than just shitty regurgitated memes with no value.
▶ No.128959>>129010
>>128957
I thought NZNEET posted with an American proxy now though. Pretty sure he does.
Anyone NZNEET, I figured out how you can get Aussie citizenship. Your mum applies through the recent pathway (that has the earning requirement you don't meet) and then when she's a citizen she sponsors you under the child pathway. Usually this is about sponsoring your overseas kids to come to Aus but I'm sure it will work for you as well.
If your mum doesn't agree to this she doesn't love you, it's that simple.
▶ No.128960>>128961 >>128963 >>128973 >>128974
>>128958
Mental disorders caused by an unhealthy Jewish-influenced society.
Meditation, mindfulness, introspection, exercise are all better options than Jewish mind control pills.
▶ No.128961>>128962
>>128960
>introspection
Like blaming your problems on the jews?
▶ No.128962
>>128961
If you think Jews are just a meme than maybe your stupidity is part of the reason for your depression.
▶ No.128963>>128965 >>128973
>>128960
>Mental disorders caused by an unhealthy Jewish-influenced society.
Until you go out and institute a NatSoc government and remove all the jews and degenerates, I am not going to stop taking the only thing that stops me from killing myself and allows me to function somewhat normally.
>Meditation, mindfulness, introspection, exercise
I already did all of those and they did nothing. Introspection ironically makes you more depressed.
>Jewish mind control pills.
So I am taking these "Jewish mind control" pills yet still hate jews? Hmm, really gets the noggin joggin. They actually make me feel better about myself and mental well being, which is the opposite of what they should want for me.
Funny that, but I guess you didn't think about that because you have never actually thought about anything other than what others already have for you.
▶ No.128964>>129020
>>128950
>take fish oil too
You know that fish oil tablets are a scam right? most of the time the oil is oxidised and like with most supplement tablet crap you're better off getting w/e it is you need from actual food.
▶ No.128965>>128968 >>128973
>>128963
You seem to have accepted that you can't personally positively influence your state of mind. The Jews have you exactly where they want you. You rely on a pill to function normally.
Yes goy, take your mind control pills, keep consuming, and don't question anything. Yes goy, you can't influence your own emotions, that's racist and anti-semitic! You have no agency, goy!
▶ No.128966>>128967
>>128957
>bit hard to move out without a job
>not making your mum move out
▶ No.128967>>128979
>>128966
If my mum were to move out I wouldn't be able to cover the rent, probably the same for many neets
▶ No.128968
>>128965
>You seem to have accepted that you can't personally positively influence your state of mind.
Read you useless nigger. I already tried that and it didn't work. I can already tell you never suffer from severe mental problems with you borderline retarded "just change state of mind". Many people need medication because without it they turn into a raging murderous lunatic, which ironically you are making me feel like now with you ignorance and stupidity.
>The Jews have you exactly where they want you. You rely on a pill to function normally.
Yes. However, I can eventually learn to live without it with many years of treatment and time. However, I cannot at the moment.
>Yes goy, take your mind control pills, keep consuming, and don't question anything.
Are you retarded? I know more about politics than you and your feeble attempt at a strawman argument exposes your feeble rationale for what it is, you have no real argument than /pol/ infographs (some of which are factual, others are just bullshit). Do some own dialectic thinking for once in your life, and I am not going to tell you the answers.
> Yes goy, you can't influence your own emotions, that's racist and anti-semitic! You have no agency, goy!
Emotions are chemicals. Your influence on them will always pale into comparison to what external medication can effect on them, and medication is useful for that. Read a book nigger.
▶ No.128969>>128970 >>128971
Also, anti depressants are not mind control pills. They suppress your emotions and that is about it. Emotions get in the way of rational thought.
▶ No.128970>>128973
>>128969
Your mental state changes how you behave, it's not exactly mind control but I can see why some people are uneasy about the idea
>Emotions get in the way of rational thought.
Emotions are a core part of being human
▶ No.128971
>>128969
Like that movie with the angry batman guy
▶ No.128972
>>128921
>>128922
This is going in the copypasta I'm spreading on /pol/ about this place
▶ No.128973>>128985 >>129050
>>128950
>Fix your diet and exercise routine up before you bother with depression pills, even better take your shirt off and go walk around outside getting some vitamin D. Stay hydrated, take fish oil too
>I took depression/crazy pills a few years ago and I still feel that my emotions aren't as intense as they were in the past
Walk an hour a day, tried weights, no mood improvement, eat healthy as fuck. Dont drink.
Treatment resistant depression.
Except for weed.
That shit works like a miracle.
>>128951
>Having emotions (or the amount we normally have) are shit, who needs them
Emotions are overrated anyway.
>>128951
>It is natural to be depressed in the current year. Things are only going to get worse and not better
Things are fucking grim economically and this sjw liberal society bullshit can go screw itself.
>>128956
>Interesting. I was very emotional before taking mirtazapine and on it I had almost none, strange how there can be such a difference in effect, however didn't you say it was for a moment, and the rest of the time on it you had no emotions?
Stopped after 5 days. Asshole psych forgot to mention the classic 'Mirtazipine Rage' side effect. Could have killed someone. Like being the Incredible Hulk. Pure Gamma Rage.
>>128958
>Some people NEED medication for their mental disorders
This is just fact.
>>128960
>Mental disorders caused by an unhealthy Jewish-influenced society.
>Meditation, mindfulness, introspection, exercise are all better options than Jewish mind control pills.
I read 'mental disorders' soon followed by the words 'Jewish mind control pills'. I think you give my people too much credit for things. Sounds like you need some pills yourself Goyim.
>>128963
>I already did all of those and they did nothing. Introspection ironically makes you more depressed.
Spot on.
>>128965
>The Jews have you exactly where they want you.
SHUT IT DOWN! The Goyim knows too much. Especially how us Jews infiltrated and took over this Jew General. Uh, I mean, Neet General.
>>128970
>Emotions are a core part of being human
Looked around at the state of the world lately? All due to 'over-emotional' cucked men and the females who drive society into the ground.
Men - less emotions - kept western civilization running and advancing for thousands of years.
Women - more emotions - In 40 years theyve nearly destroyed Western Civilization by voting in idiots and not using any logic or common sense whatsoever.
▶ No.128974
>>128960
You're an idiot.
most likely mentally ill too, get some pills into ya, faggot
▶ No.128975>>128977
>>128941
they've been shown to be no better than a placebo
▶ No.128976>>128978
Day 7 on Lexapro/Escitalopram.
▶ No.128977>>129007
>>128975
>they've been shown to be no better than a placebo
So, youre too afraid to take them then. You dont have to be ashamed.
▶ No.128978
>>128976
Do you have any side effects?
▶ No.128979>>128982 >>128986 >>128990
>>128967
rent and bills are easy on the dsp
if you're not on the dsp you're just a failed normalfag and deserve your suffering
▶ No.128980
▶ No.128981>>128987 >>129000
ITT , NEETs get really autistic about pills.
Seriously guys, if it works for you then that's great, if something else works for you then that's great too.
No sense getting stuck into each other over this shit.
▶ No.128982>>128984
>>128979
I heard if you get rejected for the dsp and you keep complaining and whining (both formally ) they eventually give it to you? Should I bring in a aged piss bottle and ree at them? Pls dspfreind tell me
▶ No.128983>>128988
I'm thinking about going to a dr to see about getting some medication or psychiatric help, might as well give it one last try before I completely throw in the towel.
I'm too scared to though
▶ No.128984>>128992
>>128982
You need evidence supported by a Dr, you need to meet the 21 point critera, ect ect.
▶ No.128985>>129000
>>128973
>be degenerate drug user
>wonder why you're depressed
▶ No.128986>>128989
>>128979
>tfw to intelligent to be disabled
▶ No.128987
>>128981
I still think it's an interesting topic to have a discussion about (although not if the discussion leads to "the pills are a jewish conspiracy" claims)
▶ No.128988
>>128983
I tried that around this time last year. Was on anti-depressants for a while (they probably helped, but really I need to fix my life to get better) and talked to a psych for a few months.
It wasn't a bad experience, certainly nothing to be scared of
▶ No.128989>>128991
>>128986
Cant be that intelligent if you cant figure out how to get the dsp
▶ No.128990>>128996 >>129020 >>129032
>>128979
I'm on dsp and i've been thinking of moving out and renting my own place. Plenty of places around that i could afford, $250 a week would be my max, problem is though would any cunt allow dsp autist to rent there place? Maybe I should just apply for public housing.
▶ No.128991>>128994 >>128995 >>129000
>>128989
>Maybe I should just apply for public housing.
I hope you enjoy decade long wait lists.
▶ No.128992>>128993
>>128984
Is the 20 point assessment needed if a government psychiatrist (which I see) already provides evidence and reports?
▶ No.128993
>>128992
Yes, it's all very bureaucratic.
▶ No.128994
>>128991
>claims to be intelligent
>doesnt have the time preference to apply for public housing years in advance
▶ No.128995
>>128991
Some areas in NSW have pretty short waiting periods, not in Sydney neither, some nice quite towns down the south cost.
▶ No.128996
>>128990
If they let you rent sue them for discrimination
▶ No.128997>>128998 >>128999 >>129000 >>129005
A Question about taking pills.
I get that they are supposed to even out your moods/emotions, but does it lead to an end goal where you gain enough mental capacity to start taking care of yourself? Or are you meant to take them forever until death because they are the only things keeping you on an even keel?
t.eccentric loner who is probably on some spectrum but doesn't give two fucks about public approval
▶ No.128998
>>128997
I think the standard line is that you're meant to take them till you can cope normally or something.
From what I've seen it's a lifetime commitment or constant changing from one pill to another though.
▶ No.128999
>>128997
The doctor will generally say the idea is to take them until you can cope better (and improve your life by making good life choices without the barrier of wanting to an hero) and then slowly lower the dose until you're off them, but that doesn't happen all that often
▶ No.129000>>129009
>>128981
>No sense getting stuck into each other over this shit.
Sadly theres always one person that takes the Jew meme literally and way too far.
>>128985
>>be degenerate drug user
>>wonder why you're depressed
Nope. Not a degenerate drug user whatsoever. Dont drink either. rarely will smoke a hit from a plant to feel better.
>>128991
>>Maybe I should just apply for public housing.
2035 is how long you will be waiting.
>>128997
>Or are you meant to take them forever until death because they are the only things keeping you on an even keel?
Until the grim reaper shows up and offers better pills. It really depends if you just stop needing them. Personally, I'm going to switch over to organic weed, low micro dosing, 1/1 ratio of THC/CBD sooner than later. I'll be on that till I croak.
▶ No.129001>>129004 >>129008 >>129031 >>129252
What you NEETs doing tonight?
Grinding and escapism for me.
▶ No.129003>>129004
Why the fuck when I click on a quote it opens a new tab? I am firefox
▶ No.129004>>129006 >>129020 >>129074
>>129001
animemes
Been thinking about playing FFX, I got it ages ago for PS3 but haven't touched it because long games are a big commitment
>>129003
I thought it was just me. This website is always broken in some way.
▶ No.129005
>>128997
They don't fix you. It's not liking taking antibiotics, where they fundamentally heal an underlying problem. Antidepressants change your brain chemistry to stop you feeling emotion. They don't heal any underlying disease. They physically modify the chemicals in your brain.
Once you come off them, you'll feel worse than you ever did, because your brain has learned to require them to feel even somewhat normal. This effect is irreversible and leads to suicide in many people.
▶ No.129006
>>129004
>I thought it was just me. This website is always broken in some way.
It is completely irritating. I hate typing in the number manually.
▶ No.129007
>>128977
no, i just dont need them
▶ No.129008>>129043
>>129001
I might go to bed early and do some reading. I was going to stay up and play videogames (because I haven't for a while) but mummybot's hostile, whining mood has put me off it.
▶ No.129009>>129086
>>129000
>claims to not be degenerate drug user
>admits to being a degenerate drug user
▶ No.129010>>129012 >>129014 >>129016 >>129017 >>129025 >>129086
>>128949
>Can you carve out a specific time for gym and say thats your gym time and dont bother me?
I've tried this in the past and her response was 'sure, while we're at it, why don't you agree to do all the tasks I set for you?'. lol.
>>128955
Yeah. I should record her bitching at me.
I feel like I'm suffering brain damage from the stress she causes. I'm constantly suffering headaches that are made worse by walking for so long under the afternoon sun. My brain is constantly on high-alert with low-grade anxiety because I know that at any time she can burst into my room without knocking and demand my help with some crisis or another. I can't listen to music or lectures with headphones because she'll come into my room screaming at me if I don't respond when she yells at me from the other end of the house.
I feel tired and angry and lonely. Last night I tried to explain to her that everything feels pointless and she yelled at me for being negative. I don't know what to do.
>>128959
She considers that a betrayal of her heritage, so no that won't happen. Besides, I shouldn't be allowed citizenship because I'm not going to vote or contribute to the economy, I'm just going to claim neetbux.
▶ No.129011>>129025
>>121009
Degenerates are bound by urges to excessively use drugs. People who can use them in moderation and are not addicted do not fall into that categorization.
▶ No.129012>>129026
>>129010
Wouldn't having an income help your employment prospects? Nobody in aus should complain about a nzneet who uses his neetbux to contribute to the economy
Voting is a meme in australia anyway, forcing everyone to vote just means people vote for parties for retarded reasons
▶ No.129014>>129026
>>129010
She's might need the welfare system at some point. She's stupid as fuck if she doesn't do it man. My mum would do it in a fucking second if it meant I needed it for citizenship.
Talk to her seriously. You need citizenship brother. You fucking deserve it. You're an Aussie.
▶ No.129015
>>128933
>transfish
>fish-kin
Kek
>Reveal power level after saving up enough to buy remote property. Get fired
This is pretty much what I want to do, but I'd try and accrue as large a savings account as I could after I've got a house paid off and before I quit whatever job that I might get in the future. Good luck with the course and your future search for that 'cushy gov job'.
▶ No.129016>>129026
>>129010
>She considers that a betrayal of her heritage,
Then why does she live in australia then? Just to make her son miserable and without opportunity?
>I've tried this in the past and her response was 'sure, while we're at it, why don't you agree to do all the tasks I set for you?'. lol.
Tell her to fuck off. She only keeps pushing you and giving you a shit ton of work is because she knows you would give in and take the punishment, stand your ground and tell her that you have to have personal time.
Are you a big guy? You can intimidate to further these ambitions.
▶ No.129017>>129026
>>129010
Tbh m8 from some of the stories you've told of your mum you could probably use that shit to try and get some sort of emergency payments or such for being stuck in an abusive household.
I could well be wrong and it could fuck up things between you for ever but it might be worth talking to a social worker or service, you never know, they may have a magic wand just for people in your circumstance.
No-one should have to put up with that shit, good onya for hanging in there m8y.
▶ No.129020
>>128964
This. Have a can of tuna instead, cheaper and tastier.
>>128990
If they reject your application you can sue them for discrimination and get millions!
>>129004
>long games are a big commitment
IKTF.Bought Fallout 4 some time last year, installed it but haven't played a single minute as my anxiety and stress levels start rising when I think about the potential amount of hours it would take from me.
▶ No.129021>>129023
>>129019
>tfw no chubby thick gf
▶ No.129022
Tuna pasta bake with cheese is a pretty cheap meal. Cheese, sauce base, pasta and tuna
bretty gud
▶ No.129023
>>129021
I know, fuck. I really want one.
▶ No.129025
>>129010
>I'm just going to claim neetbux
My friend. You are one of us
>>129011
Good point. I'm trying (once more) to give up the goon. It's going to be tough getting through a cold Winter without giving into temptation for a bottle of belly-warming scotch though.
▶ No.129026>>129027 >>129030 >>129037 >>129040 >>129068
>>129012
>Wouldn't having an income help your employment prospects?
Indirectly it would allow me to maintain a sense of normalcy and that would help with motivation, I think. Right now I wake up, do some housework, read, fap, visit the gym if i have enough cash and then pick up the kids. No social life, no ability to engage in hobbies, no real hope for the future.
Who knows whether I'd actually be more likely to get a job if I got neetbux, though. I'm pretty apathetic and I can see myself becoming a perma-NEET if the option's available.
>>129014
I've tried explaining that a piece of paper doesn't change the connection to your culture but she doesn't see it like that.
>>129016
She moved here for the financial opportunity. Her goal was always to make enough to move back to NZ permanently but she's bought a house here so I have no idea how that'll pan out. I feel sorry for her in a lot of ways, she's so entrenched in the wagie mindset that she'll never stop working sixty hour weeks so long as she lives.
>Tell her to fuck off. She only keeps pushing you and giving you a shit ton of work is because she knows you would give in and take the punishment
Nah NEET, most people are absolute fucking garbage who will take from you in accordance with what you'll permit them to take but that doesn't describe her. She's just got unreasonable standards.
>Are you a big guy? You can intimidate to further these ambitions
I'm not looking for a prime spot on ACA lol
>>129017
Department of NEET Protection is taking a while to process my claim. Nah there's nothing to be done except wagecucking and moving into a place of my own. Have you thought about doing that yourself with neetbux? It's a peace like none other, knowing that you have control over your own living space.
▶ No.129027>>129053
>>129026
>I'm not looking for a prime spot on ACA lol
If you do it properly (domineering language) it will get her to back down. I used to have your mindset of just taking it, until I decided to get my balls and start yelling back at her. That shuts her up real quick.
> She's just got unreasonable standards.
Then tell her they are excessively un-reasonable. You have a right to your personal time and if she doesn't like it she can shove it. You are the backbone of the house, like a maid. If you stopped doing all those chores, and taking care of the kids, the house would fall apart. Tell her this and use it as leverage to get what you want.
>She moved here for the financial opportunity. Her goal was always to make enough to move back to NZ permanently but she's bought a house here so I have no idea how that'll pan out. I feel sorry for her in a lot of ways, she's so entrenched in the wagie mindset that she'll never stop working sixty hour weeks so long as she lives.
She must commit to being in Australia. I am sure she can have dual citizenship.
▶ No.129028>>129029 >>129063
>>129019
South Korea does not approve. Not sure if it's worth changing nodes just to see that link. CBF. Is this the same person, https://www.instagram.com/virgoperidot/ ?
▶ No.129029>>129042
>>129028
>eating your dog is okay but watching a girl get eaten out is illegal
▶ No.129030>>129053
>>129026
Not him but theoretically I could put the money together for bond for a place of my own but don't have the confidence to apply for any place whilst being unemployed and no references other than family.
▶ No.129031>>129214
>>129001
watching roland garros
sport.francetvinfo.fr/roland-garros/direct (need french ip)
▶ No.129032>>129033 >>129038 >>129047 >>129214
>>128990
Favorite male porn star, fellas?
▶ No.129033>>129034
>>129032
I only watch porn with women in it.
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▶ No.129035>>129036
>>129019
Revolting, I bet she smells like parmesan cheese.
▶ No.129036
>>129035
Not him, but fresh parmesan smells great. Maybe cottage you were thinking of?
▶ No.129037>>129053
>>129026
What she does to you is inhumane mate. It really is. Walking 2 hours in the hot sun every day to pick up your siblings from school? Sounds like something an African refugee would tell stories about having to do in their homeland.
Can you give us some other examples of what she makes you do? It's honestly kinda cathartic knowing someone else has it worse than me. Hang in there mate, but yeah more stories please.
▶ No.129038>>129039 >>129086
We've reached the half way point of the year and I'm yet to have achieved anything of note. This disabled boong (muscular dystrophy and is deaf) just released his second book. Just…
>>129032
>The gay-neet community
▶ No.129039>>129063
>>129038
>We've reached the half way point of the year
▶ No.129040>>129053
>>129026
>Have you thought about doing that yourself with neetbux?
Nah m8, I'm one of the old NEETs, I wagied for 17 years and I own my own place now.
And yeah, Peace and quiet and privacy is what everyone needs.
Really hope something works out for you some time though, it shits me that Abdul and pajeet get it all on a plate but a guy like you just gets the dick.
▶ No.129041
Just spent the last 3 hours clicking through random Australian normies Instagram accounts
I feel like a completely different species to most 18-25 year old guys/girls
▶ No.129042>>129044 >>129049 >>129051
I'd like to get a shitty day job so I can buy a new car which I can then use to be an Uber driver during the night, this is the only realistic plan I can think of to quickly get enough money to buy a decent house on a decent parcel of land.
>>129029
Kek, guess they don't like seeing guys with bigger dicks either. I changed nodes and checked that link. What a waste of time tbqh, too many blacks
▶ No.129043
>>129008
>bed
Me too, good night m8
▶ No.129044>>129107
>>129042
>uber driver
you'd probably get richer quicker by throwing all your neetbux at google or boston dynamic stocks
▶ No.129047>>129048
>>129032
im not a fag or a degenerate so I dont have one
▶ No.129048
▶ No.129049
>>129042
>guess they don't like seeing guys with bigger dicks either
Which is weird, because BBC is a growing trend in the world of jap porn
▶ No.129050>>129057 >>129069 >>129072 >>129086
>tfw you start a NEET civil war
Reading through the comments I can understand why some are against and for personal use of antidepressants. I'm still leaning towards not using them though. I feel as if my depression is due to a sense of existentialism. Not having a sense of meaning. Pills might make me feel better, but wouldn't that just be a superficial change? It still would not help me on my pursuit of purpose.
And prescription drugs do seem like a thing that is handed out like candy to continue keeping people on the normie-wagecuck pathway. The pharmaceutical industry obviously also benefits from this too.
I'm also a very stoic person as is. So if I take antidepressants what will that accomplish if they make you emotionless?
>>128951
>They do nothing and usually produce a placebo effect, after exercising I didn't feel any less depressed about my life
That's weird because it's more common for people to say that medication has a placebo effect. Regular exercise and physical activity has also been proven to improve mental health.
>>128973
>SHUT IT DOWN! The Goyim knows too much. Especially how us Jews infiltrated and took over this Jew General. Uh, I mean, Neet General.
Wouldn't be surprised. That or /leftypol/ is leaking.
>>129019
>watching a coalburner
▶ No.129051>>129052
>>129042
You could become the NEET version of Taxi Driver
▶ No.129052
>>129051
Taxi Driver is essential NEET kino. I was going to do a NEET analysis on some films, Taxi Driver being one of them, but it seems everything has already been said about that movie.
Spoiler warnings for these vids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8se9Zxy1Njo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOFSf91Pfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pAcJ0lFu94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQq7yNIBIWc
▶ No.129053
>>129027
I appreciate the advice but I can't follow it when dealing with mum. Thanks anyway neet
>>129030
I've never needed a reference for a rental and they won't know you're unemployed. It's worth the effort and you can always default on rent and move back home.
>>129037
I'll regale you with stories tomorrow, now is bedtime for this uncomfy neet
>>129040
Living the neet dream. Thanks m8
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▶ No.129057>>129060
>>129050
>I feel as if my depression is due to a sense of existentialism. Not having a sense of meaning. Pills might make me feel better, but wouldn't that just be a superficial change? It still would not help me on my pursuit of purpose.
Sometimes it is hard to pursue meaning when negative emotions could your mind. When I was depressed I couldn't get anything done due to that.
>I'm also a very stoic person as is. So if I take antidepressants what will that accomplish if they make you emotionless?
Your case might be different. Since taking them they have removed the emotions that have plagued my life for a long time. Since then, without the constant depression I can finally pursue things I need, the purpose. Meaning things I couldn't do or see when I didn't take them and was debilitated by depression.
▶ No.129058
▶ No.129059>>129062
>tfw constant swampass
My room always stinks when I wake up because of it and I am having to use wetwipes every few hours.
It's like a mixture of bile and sweat. I'm scared my past hemorrhoids have damaged by butthole and it doesn't seal properly anymore.
▶ No.129060
>>129057
>Sometimes it is hard to pursue meaning when negative emotions could your mind. When I was depressed I couldn't get anything done due to that.
I do have negative emotions from time to time, but it's more…. that I always feel flat and a sense of nothing. I constantly spend much of my time just lying in bed, or staring outside the window, looking at the sky etc.
Forever contemplating things and brooding.
▶ No.129062
>>129059
I'd be going to the dr pajeet about that, you shouldn't have stuff leaking out of your butthole.
▶ No.129063>>129064
>>129028
Producing pornography is illegal in Korea, like most asian countries barring Taiwan and Japan if I remember.
>>129019
Stop shilling porn.
>>129039
Time passes too quickly.
I hope that rumour about a new Sony handheld is true, the switch looks too big, plus I have no room to dock it.
▶ No.129064>>129074
>>129063
Stop shilling sony products, it's degenerate
▶ No.129068>>129071
>>129026
sounds like you have no daddy and she's the reason. so you got promoted to the house-hubby role by your mother, who didn't have time to raise you because she's a wagie.
tell her to fuck you for stress relief or find someone else to look after her kids. you have all the responsibilities of being a housewife with none of the perks. that's dysfunctional and will turn you into Norman Bates. that's not a person you want to turn into. get out now, if not for you, then your siblings.
▶ No.129069>>129070 >>129083
>>129050
Essentially every porn star fucks black men, you just have to accept it NEET.
I'd still marry Virgo, even given her exploits with black men.
▶ No.129070
>>129069
>I'd still marry Virgo, even given her exploits with black men.
That's very cuckish of you. If you crave a chubby thicc PAWG gf so much, here you go. This one has not burned the coal (as far as I know).
https://xhamster.com/movies/7163694/bella_fox.html
Unfortunately there aren't too many scenes of her.
▶ No.129071>>129078
>>129068
>tell her to fuck you for stress relief
>will turn you into Norman Bates
lol
▶ No.129072
>>129050
Her body is actually really nice, good find, but it's still not on Virgo's level. Plus Virgo has that milky white skin that this girl lacks.
▶ No.129073>>129075
Cheesecake mate, why don't you go on the IRC any more? It's VN. I'd like to maybe play some Halo with you. I will buy a server for us all soon.
▶ No.129074
>>129064
>not having a psp or vita
>he doesn't get games on the cheap and emulation
>>129004
Just start playing in the morning or evening to start the habit.
I played through FFX again in 2015, even got to beat Penance, my disc stopped working though so I can't play FFX-2.
I would recommend Metal Gear Rising if you already haven't played it. You'll finish it in 3.5 hours or so but you can replay it on higher difficulty for more unlocks and there's extra missions to do.
▶ No.129075
>>129073
I will be on it tomorrow, been fucking around with my computer and its fixed now.
▶ No.129076>>129085
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Grab a drink, eat some tendies and sit back and enjoy the fortnightly report neets
▶ No.129077>>129090
Clicking on the numbers to quote still opens a new tab, reeeeee
▶ No.129078
>>129071
Norman at least got fucked by his mother. What's NZNEET's excuse?
▶ No.129080>>129081 >>129090
Wakey wakey NEETs, I am still up at 3am because
>2017
>being a sleepcuck
▶ No.129081
>>129080
I'm up at 5am because I can't fall asleep again
▶ No.129082>>129084
You cunts ever wake up and just hate everyone ?
▶ No.129083
>>129069
>admits to being a cuck
>doesnt kill himself
▶ No.129084
>>129082
usually just myself
hatred of others comes later in the day
▶ No.129085
>>129076
>watch degenerates
nty
▶ No.129086>>129087 >>129095
>>129009
>>claims to not be degenerate drug user
>>admits to being a degenerate drug user
Jokes on you - a flower isnt a drug.
>>129010
>Yeah. I should record her bitching at me.
Please do. Honestly, it sounds like you have a form of PTSD because of her. Nothing short of psychological abuse.
>>129038
>This disabled boong (muscular dystrophy and is deaf) just released his second book.
Paper smeared with shit and piss dont count as books.
>>129050
> So if I take antidepressants what will that accomplish if they make you emotionless?
The joy of experiencing and looking at the world through pure reason, logic and unclouded by emotions that twist your perceptions.
What is this Fortnightly report vids?
▶ No.129087>>129089 >>129099
>>129086
>The joy of experiencing and looking at the world through pure reason, logic and unclouded by emotions that twist your perceptions.
Isn't that just autism?
▶ No.129088
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
What wonderful young men 'culturally enriching' France, obviously assimilating into the French culture and showing them the benefits of an open borders policy.
▶ No.129089>>129091
>>129087
>>The joy of experiencing and looking at the world through pure reason, logic and unclouded by emotions that twist your perceptions.
>Isn't that just autism?
Nope. But autism helps.
▶ No.129090>>129106
>>129077
Annoying as f*ck
>>129080
Morning. Was up at 7 to report to Cenno before I forget. Looking forward to payday on Monday
▶ No.129091>>129092
>>129089
Yes, I agree entirely, all autistics are a completely logical master race
▶ No.129092>>129093 >>129100
>>129091
>Yes, I agree entirely, all autistics are a completely logical master race
Chan is not Autismo. He's just disturbed. Youre just jelly because you have emotions and they cause you pain with no way to escape the horror of having your decisions, judgment and worldview skewed by fuzzy feelings logic.
▶ No.129093>>129103
>>129092
>HE'S NOT A REAL AUTISM LIEK ME !1!1!1
Lol, no.
Plus I can actually hold coherent conversations with people, It's great fun
▶ No.129095>>129103
>>129086
Not only are you a degenerate but you're also so retarded you dont even know the definition of drug
▶ No.129097
Might head out to Woolies for a treat. CBF showering though, will just spray-on a lot of deodorant instead.
▶ No.129099>>129101 >>129102
>>129087
reason serves the passions
Also, apologies to NZneet. Telling you to fuck your mum wasn't cool or helpful. I'm taking a break from posting for a while. Not because I'm trying to be a nice guy, but because I'm getting lazy by using 'yer mum' bantz.
▶ No.129100>>129103
>>129092
>youre just jelly because you have emotions
pretty retarded little string of words tbh
▶ No.129101>>129110
>>129099
No problem. The NEET general has that effect on me too, I think that people without a drive towards civilized behavior tend to become unthinking and primal if they remove themselves from the influence of people who do have that drive.
▶ No.129102
>>129099
You back yet?
>'yer mum' bantz
Put two males together and eventually one will make derogatory remarks about the other's mother. I wonder if grills do the same but with 'your dad' jokes instead?
▶ No.129103>>129108 >>129111
>>129093
>>HE'S NOT A REAL AUTISM LIEK ME !1!1!1
>Lol, no.
>Plus I can actually hold coherent conversations with people, It's great fun
Autismo AND can pretend to be normie like you. Easy to do - just pretend I'm a low IQ retard and talk about boring shit.
>>129095
>Not only are you a degenerate but you're also so retarded you dont even know the definition of drug
Suck it.
"From all the medico-scientific aspects, harmless cannabis is not only wrongly defined as a "drug" in any meaningful (semantic) definition of the word but also, by definition and empirical reality, wrongly proscribed as a "drug" (or other substance) under legislation regulations.
Although dictionaries vary slightly in their definitions of "drug", virtually all refer to, and rely for definition on, a drug's habit-forming, addictive properties. Webster's New World Dictionary, for example, defines "drug" as: "a narcotic, hallucinogen, especially one that is habit-forming." As is confirmed by the aforementioned medico-scientific research, cannabis contains no habit-forming properties in the plant itself or its smoke. Eviden from the most fundamental and widely inferred meaning, by definition based on empirical fact, cannabis is not a drug."
>>129100
>pretty retarded little string of words tbh
pretty retarded little reply to be honest.
▶ No.129104
Bunch of moody NEETs today.
▶ No.129106>>129109
>>129090
Thanks for the reminder, I completely forgot I had to report today too.
▶ No.129108
▶ No.129109
>>128918
No probs. Did you end up buying anything from that list?
>sardines
Pretty hard to stomach imo, tinned smoked oysters are ok though
>>129106
No probs, it's important we look out for each other.
▶ No.129110
>>129101
I know that feeling. Sometimes the things I post here make me wonder if I am secretly retarded
▶ No.129111
>>129103
If you're going to cherry pick bs at least pick something that doesnt make you sound like a complete moron
>the definition of a drug is based on if its addictive or not
Please tell you dont actually believe this
▶ No.129112
>>129105
Its not hard to set an alarm
▶ No.129113
>>129105
Overslept for what? Being a neet has no time contrictions
▶ No.129114>>129115 >>129116
>wake up
>can't connect to Wi-Fi on laptop
>the icon to bring up available networks on the task bar completely unresponsive
>looking for fixes on my phone and nothing works
Thanks windows 10
▶ No.129115>>129117
>>129114
Microsoft is bullying neets now, the world is a truly dark place
▶ No.129116>>129122 >>129132
>go for neet walk
>cute chick with thick ass thighs jogs towards me
>smile at here
>she smiles back and waves but says nothing because shes wearing headphones
she was probably just being polite but what if? can't exactly change direction and sprint after her lol
seeing these hotties jogging around is driving me insane. should have never left the house
>>129114
>windows 10
should install linux bro, give ya something to do and will run better too!
▶ No.129117>>129119
>>129115
The oppression against neets must end.
▶ No.129119>>129120
>>129117
We need to hold our uprising on a weekday so the wagies will be too busy to stop it. The neets will rise again
▶ No.129120>>129121
>>129119
This is an excellent idea, we should protest and block off areas popular with wagies and ruin their weekend until our demands are met.
>50% discount on chicken tendies
>NEETbux should be minimum wage ~roughly $650 a week
▶ No.129121>>129130
>>129120
A neet could swim in his goon with that kind of income
▶ No.129122>>129129
>>129116
do you live in a nice area?
tfw only ever see old people out walking and no thick cuties
▶ No.129126>>129127 >>129128
Might have a comfy bed wank tbh
▶ No.129127
>>129126
Where do you normally wank?
▶ No.129128>>129132
>>129126
what are you going to fap to?
▶ No.129129>>129131 >>129132 >>129134 >>129135
>i haven't had a friend in 9 years
>>129122
yeah and it's near a uni too
has someone ever posted in this thread that they've got a job? i know most people here aren't trying to get one but it has at least have to have happened once right?
▶ No.129130
>>129121
I was thinking a Scrooge McDuck with goon bags
▶ No.129131
>>129129
>i know most people here aren't trying to get one but it has at least have to have happened once right?
I have never had a job. Not sure if I see that changing in the short term.
Posting and quoting works properly now again, top marks for codemonkey & co.
▶ No.129132>>129136
>>129116
All I saw on today's 'neet walk' were geriatrics, but on the days that I do see a qt I can't bring myself to smile or even make eye contact as she passes. Just don't have the confidence.
>>129128
Source please?
>>129129
>9 years a friendless neet
It's not an easy life, no matter how comfy you may feel sometimes not having to wake up at 6am for Goldstein. I've been a friendless neet for about the same amount of time.
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Instant noodles for dinner
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>>129133
That brand is pretty nice for poverty tier priced food
>>129129
>i haven't had a friend in 9 years
I know that feel. At this point I think changing my lifestyle to accommodate friends would be too much effort to be worth trying.
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>>129129
>i haven't had a friend in 9 years
Only 9 what a pleb I havent had one in 23 years
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>>129132
>It's not an easy life, no matter how comfy you may feel sometimes not having to wake up at 6am for Goldstein. I've been a friendless neet for about the same amount of time.
I think being a friendless wagie would be harder than a friendless NEET. Imagine devoting your entire life to work, both physically and mentally draining, and having no friends. I mean being no friend NEET is hard too, but I think that would be worse. You would have a lot of money but no one to really spend it on (not going out anywhere), or you could buy a good computer, but you would work so much you can never really use it.
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>>129136
At least being a friendless wagie means you get more free time that isn't full of normie activities. If you had a non demanding job or one with short hours it could be a great lifestyle
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>>129136
I've been a friendless wagie, and tbh the worst part of it was putting up with co-workers that had friends/wives/kids, I dreaded Fridays and the inevitable "Got any plans for the weekend?" as well as Mondays inevitable "So what did you get up to on the weekend?". I never had anything to contribute
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i give it a 2 out of 5, the gourmet crap is better and go to red rooster instead
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>>129139
is that a mchicken big mac?
I must of missed all the advertisement.
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Gonna go treat myself to some icecream and lollies from woolies.
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>>129134
First time I tried that brand, wasn't expecting much considering the packet had a 'best before' date of December 2016 (the year I bought it). It was nice though and would've been even better had I added an egg.
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>>129139
How much did it cost?
>>129137
> If you had a non demanding job or one with short hours it could be a great lifestyle
I guess it could, I was referring to to the 8-5 style job etc.
>>129138
>I've been a friendless wagie, and tbh the worst part of it was putting up with co-workers that had friends/wives/kids, I dreaded Fridays and the inevitable "Got any plans for the weekend?" as well as Mondays inevitable "So what did you get up to on the weekend?". I never had anything to contribute
You have to learn to start ignoring societal expectations. I think the longer you dwell on them the worse off you feel, and if you care less you might have a better chance of getting it. Then again, my advice may be shit, because I have never had any of those things, but it bothers me less ignoring those feels.
>>129141
Get the Blue Ribbion strawberry gelateria, is 10/10.
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>>129139
Did it cost any more than a regular BigMac?
>>129140
Hamburgers only $1 each too
>>129141
I wanna know exactly what you get
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fuck going on dating sites and looking at single 18-25 yr old chicks is depressing
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>>129142
Yeah adding an egg to ramen is a must, I thank the chinese cartoon gods for giving my this knowledge
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>>129145
It is. I think it would be easier in real life than going on a dating app or site and being compared to chad. At least in real life there is no direct comparisons, (Assuming talking alone)
>>129146
I had a microwaved egg. Fuck it was shit, a boiled or fried one would have been better, much so I think.
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>>129147
real life is definitely the way to go, Tinder and online dating the gender ratio is just far too skewed and women have too great of an access to the top guys (no MGTOW)
not to mention all the flakes and shit tests, I don't see why you'd even bother. Finding nice young girls is the hard part though, especially as NEETs
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>>129143
that wasn't on special
>>129144
I got a pint of cadburry caramello icecream and a pack of skittles.
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>>129149
num nums, bit too cold for ice-cream though isn't it?
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>>129149
>I got a pint of cadburry caramello
get ready for swamp ass!
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>>129151
How did you know?
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>>129149
>that wasn't on special
Use the self serve :")
>I got a pint of cadburry caramello
Nice. I had been meaning to try some of the cadbury icereams they brought out
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>>129150
Eat it with a blanket on
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>>129148
>Finding nice young girls is the hard part though, especially as NEETs
True. Even if I had access I doubt I wouldn't make good conversation beyond anxiety-plagued mumbles.
▶ No.129156
Gonna get cosy in bed and drift-off to sleep watching some horror movies. Night
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Enjoying this cooler weather, what are we getting up to this weekend?
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>>129157
Mummybot is away so I'm watching my embarrassing chink cartoons on the big screen
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Been doing really hot and super stinky farts.
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Fapping into mummies panties
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>>129164
Absolutely degenerate
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>>129160
Love to smell them
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Big pee pee on smelly poo poo
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Out for a comfy neetride today
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>>129180
noice
do you ever speed? ;)
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>>129176
Morning
>>129180
I'm jelly, haven't ridden a bike in years. Getting brekky at HJ's were you?
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>>129147
Thats my thought on the subject too. May god have mercy on your soul if you ever get curious and browse the competition. Suicide fuel for a normie let alone a neet
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got any plans today, neets?
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>>129187
Drinking vodka and playing Stalker.
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>>129188
I had been playing SOC recently with the zone reclamation project mod. Love the atmosphere, took a while to get used, I had only really played run n gun fps before.
>tfw had to do a clean install of windows and not sure if I lost all my save files
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MS Neet are you still around m8?
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NZNEET when are you going to regale us with some more stories about your mummybot?
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>>129188
noice, looks really cool anon
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>>129183
>I'm jelly, haven't ridden a bike in years. Getting brekky at HJ's were you?
Nah just grabbed some petrol and a iced coffee, back home now, gonna need some proper winter gloves, fucking hands are frozen.
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Eating left over kfc, might drink a coffee then do a big slimy shit
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>>129190
Yeah m8, still about.
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Do you think I should buy shares in MAX?
I would technically own some of the company
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>>129195
How are you doing m8? You switched to an effective therapy yet like Lemtrada?
If I was you I'd use myself as a guinea pig. Testosterone has been shown to be one of the most potent neuroprotectives there are. It's being trialled for Alzheimers and has been shown to heal spinal cord neurons as well as stop brain atrophy in MS. You should get your hands on some and dose up. Add in high dose Biotin (Google it), sodium channel blockers, potassium channel blockers, etc. You can beat this shit man.
What age did you get diagnosed? How long had you been having weird symptoms before you got diagnosed?
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>>129193
I bet they are. I spent some time at the beach, didn't go in the water or walk on the sand though.
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I made a profile on OKCupid after a NEET here bemoaned the lack of quality of the girls on there in his local area. I didn't believe it could be that bad.
Holy. fuck. There isn't a single girl who isn't ugly as fuck on there. Not a fucking single one. They are all morbidly obese or just ugly as shit. How is that even possible? Fat women are so fucking gross. I like chubby girls but there are none who are chubby. They are all like straight up 150kg +.
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>>129197
Still kicking though I've been better.
Not as of yet, it's one of my larger gripes at the moment. My old neurologist suddenly quit the public hospital to work at a private institution, and after the initial appointment with my new neurologist every letter I've received since are just about delaying my appointment further for unexplained reasons.
During that first appointment though, she was sure to tell me that the medication my old doctor had me on was "clearly not enough" and that yes, she'll take me through new options at our next appointment, which has been delayed a further two months. Frustrating, but not enough to push me to action and inquire about a sooner engagement. At the least though I want to get into the radiology dept and grab a copy of the results from my most recent MRI scan so I have some idea of what's degraded further.
Yeah actually, whenever I've had a relapse bad enough to send me to the hospital the usual (if er, only) method of treatment involves an I.V steroid drip.
It's getting fuzzy to me now lel but I'm pretty sure I was diagnosed at 15. The symptoms are so broad I've wondered for ages now how much of my general afflictions were actually a consequence of the condition, but not much that knowledge would do me now I suppose.
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>>129188
Naughty naughty neet. Is that game as scary as it looks?
>>129194
Could of done without the last 6 words m80
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>>129199
As long as you only hunt the white whales you'll be fine
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>>129200
The steroids they put you on after a relapse are corticosteroids, which are potent anti-inflammatories. Testosterone is an anabolic steroid, a totally different thing. You can buy testosterone (illegally, but it's not nearly as illegal as psychoactive drugs) from overseas websites and get a month's supply for about $15. That's affordable.
https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/
Truth is mate you have to be proactive with your own condition, neurologists don't have the time to figure out the best way to treat you. Look into Lemtrada. You should honestly demand it next time you go to your neurologist because it's the most effective treatment there is outside of stem cell transplantation.
I recommend you start following this blog: http://multiple-sclerosis-research.blogspot.com/
Interesting you got diagnosed at 15, that's very early. Fuck MS mate. One day it will be cured but that day can't come fucking soon enough.
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>>129204
I bought steroids online once but they sent me estrogen and now I'm a woman
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>>129199
And you could be fucking one of them right now if you're standards weren't so high. The last 'dating' site I looked at was Plenty of Fish which too had some shockers.
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>>129189
>took a while to get used
It's not an easy game to get into, it's often as obnoxious as it is brilliant.
>>129201
It varies from scary to comfy, often going from one to the other pretty quickly.
>>129205
Seems easy to fix: just get double the dose of steroids you ordered and you'll both turn back into a man and become muscly.
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>>129206
Why would I want to fuck them? That's disgusting.
I don't understand where these fat cunts come from. When I'm out and about ~95% of young girls are fuckable; most of them look good. Seems the other 5% are the only ones on OKC.
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>>129205
I thought you were still banned
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>>129202
ha
>>129203
Some of us are more discreet about it though
>>129204
>testosterone from overseas
Implying it'll get through customs
>>129205
Post tits or GTFO!
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>>129210
It does get through customs, mostly.
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>>129207
Is that a flying ghost-demon in the 1st pic? I'm gonna have to buy this game. Yes I said 'buy', as I'm a very good goy.
>>129208
You don't see 'em irl either 'cause you're too busy looking at the lookers and/or they're shut-ins due to no self-esteem. Does that latter description remind you of anyone?
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>>129031
Thanks for the link. What VPN do you use? I've got a paid subscription to PrivateVPN but something is wrong with their servers/nodes atm in that even if you pick a server outside of the US your location still appears as the US. It's probably been taken over by the feds.
>>129032
James Deen as unlike most guys in straight porn he's not a repulsive tatooed and roided-up douche.
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>>129198
Looks beautiful anon, let me guess, west coast?
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>>129199
>goes on online dating website
>expects good women
Good women dont have to resort to something degenerate like online dating
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>>129219
I hoped for more mate. I really did.
Currently chatting with a qt from Melbourne though. I really like her. too bad she's so far away
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Had 15 drinks and watched this last night
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Should I get drunk tonight?
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>>129222
No, but do it anyway
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>>129188
>>129207
I really need to buy this game.
I watched Andrei Tarkovsky's Stalker yesterday. It's on youtube for free with English subtitles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGRDYpCmMcM
I spent a bit of time looking at urban exploration as a result. There's this melancholic comfyness looking at nature - the trees, moss, grass and flowers taking over abandoned buildings and complexes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY3CIlp3gRc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOM-9RyFXAQ
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>>129225
What did you think the message of the film was?
no googling
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>>129225
Tarkovsky's films are all really great to look at
I love the house burning scene in Offret
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>>129213
>Is that a flying ghost-demon in the 1st pic?
A "chimera" mutant, mid-leap before it killed me.
I did find a floating skull though.
>>129225
>I really need to buy this game.
I'd recommend it.
>I watched Andrei Tarkovsky's Stalker yesterday.
Tarkovsky is one of the greatest directors there has ever been, up there with Lang and Kurosawa.
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>>129214
nordvpn
>>129222
nah just get buzzed
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>>129226
>What did you think the message of the film was?
I wasn't entirely sure what to make out of it at first tbh. What I personally took out of it was that they had doubts in either the possibility of obtaining what they want, if they obtained it would they end up like porcupine, or that they themselves didn't truly know what they wanted.
>>129226
>>129229
I've also seen Ivan's Childhood and Andrei Rublev.
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>>129221
Thanks, though I'm surprised you can even remember anything from last night after that many drinks. Am downloading a web-rip of Life now, that and Prometheus.
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What are you guys doing?
Sold some shit on gumtree earlier today. Had some money to get some takeaway. Got one of those five dollar pizzas from dominos, bbq pork and onion which was pretty good. The mac n cheese croquettes left something to be desired though.
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>>129234
Bought mi goreng, coffee and toilet paper. All set for the weekend
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>>129235
what kind of coffee did you get?
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>>129236
Mochonna extra black
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>>129234
Watching anime. Not sure whether to stay up for the champions league final or just set an alarm for 2:30 and then go back to bed afterwards
I had some instant ramen for dinner, it was pretty nice tbh
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>>129234
That looks like a bit of raw meat?
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>>129237
Nice. I got a the biggest jar of moccona dark roast when it was a special a month ago. Been drinking it black because I'm a fatcunt but it's still pretty bad. Been meaning to buy a grinder, plunger or a drip and some beans to see if I can make black coffee a bit more palatable but I still haven't got around to it.
>>129238
what animu?
Haven't really watched anything from the last few seasons tbh.
Hope juve win, don't really wanna fuck my sleep pattern again staying up to watch it.
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>>129234
The choc brownies from there are pretty good. Still pissed they removed the other two flavors of them
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Just took an unforgiving shit.
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>>129242
How was it unforgiving?
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>>129243
it wouldn't give a shit, let alone four
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>>129234
Listening to the new morriku (pretty sure I fucked up the spelling but w/e) album thing he posted while playing hearthstone.
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>>129234
Might neck muhself tbqh
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>>129243
It knew of my crimes and was laughing manically as it ripped through my spincter
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>>129247
can i have your computer
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>>129249
As long as you remove all the cp for me
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>>129001
How do I get into JRPG's? They never really appealed to me (mainly the turn-based system) but I'm willing to try something different. And I always seem to see games like Final Fantasy, Secret of Mana and Chrono Trigger on best games ever lists.
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fuck boys. i think i might have an issue with cenno. might be getting a debt.
im in a weird situation and i dont know if they will keep paying me/giving me a medical exemption
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>>128477
how the fuck do you get dsp?
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>>129188
just installed the misery mod for COP, getting my arse kicked by mutants. Been trying to get to the crashed heli at the iron forest, but there are a fuck ton of mutants over there
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>>129207
What mods are you using, fellow stalker?
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