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Previous NEET General: >>113168
The title doesn't mean anything, I just came up with it and it sounded cool; so why not? Anyway I am looking forward for the summer to end and the cool, comfy weather will come back.
20 days into the current year already. Before we know it we will be in February. Time sure does fly, I remember posting in this thread 1 year ago to this day.
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what's up for tonight neetos
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>>114069
Cooking a pizza and might watch a movie
▶ No.114071>>114072
>>114069
watching anime
gonna try to go to bed earlier so I can go for morning walks before the normoes get up
▶ No.114072>>114073
>>114071
How early do you usually walk? I want to go over and do pull ups at my local park in the morning to improve my shitty twig arms.
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>>114072
I like to go around 5am in the summer. Other seasons are better because you can go as soon as the daylight peaks through without waking up at some awful hour.
▶ No.114074>>114082
>>114069
waiting for pay, gonna buy a steam cleaner
▶ No.114082>>114085 >>114090
>>114074
Get the cum off the floor?
▶ No.114083>>114084 >>114086 >>114091
No shit posting for Adelaide tonight.
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>>114083
BO is power out.
Quick post crab buckets
▶ No.114085
>>114082
walk the dinosaur
▶ No.114086>>114087
>>114083
All fine here fam. I'm sat inside, shitposting and listening to the calming sounds of the rain. Pretty comfy.
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>>114086
I love comfy rainy nights
▶ No.114088
Anyone up for some late night posting?
▶ No.114090>>114092
>>114082
ive been waking up everyday with saliva all of my face, stuffy nose, eyes, sore throat
im fucking sick of it, so i thought if i got a steam cleanerid be able to kill whatevers causing this.
will keep you posted .
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>>114083
>be adelaide
>wake up
>power isn't out
brb buying lotto tickets
▶ No.114092>>114093
>>114090
Wagies have been poisoning the tendie supply
▶ No.114093
>>114092
we need another war tbh
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▶ No.114095
>tfw my room smells strongly of cum
▶ No.114096>>114097
>have a sore throat every day for 3 months
>see an ear, nose and throat doctor privately because the waiting time for a public one is 6-12 months
>"It's probably reflux. Here's a prescription. Go back to your GP."
>receptionist tells me that'll be $180
Well, there goes my spending money for the fortnight.
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>>114096
You should be able to reclaim half of that (or like $75 of it at least) under medicare. I think.
▶ No.114099>>114100 >>114103 >>114104 >>114111
DSP is only 400 a week. Where the fuck can I afford to rent by myself on 400 a week?
▶ No.114100>>114101
>>114099
Forgot to say i'm in Perth btw. Perth rent is expensive as fuck, unless you want to live with other people. But what's the point of getting away from my cunt mother if I have to be around other strangers? I just want to be alone.
▶ No.114101>>114105
>>114100
It's a fuckload cheaper than it was 4-6 years ago, but a lot of places don't wanna rent out to neets
▶ No.114103
>>114099
Nowhere
You need a gf man
▶ No.114104>>114106
>>114099
Don't you get more than 400 if you are independent?
▶ No.114105>>114118 >>114119
>>114101
How will they know if you're a NEET? Can they find out if you're on DSP?
▶ No.114106>>114107
>>114104
>he only gets $400 a week because he lives with mummy
>he can't afford to leave mummy's house because he only gets $400 a week
▶ No.114107>>114112
>>114106
He would get $562.20 if he moves out, plus rent assistance and the rest of the shit
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>>114099
dsp is more like $430 a week and my went is only $125 a week.
Its not hard to live on the dsp (I save around $125-150 a week so even if my rent cost more I'd be fine).
▶ No.114112>>114113
>>114107
I don't think any payment gives you $562 a week without being a carer or having a bunch of kids.
▶ No.114113>>114114 >>114122
>>114112
Wait 400 a week is fucking plenty to rent a place. I thought he was getting 400 a fortnight
▶ No.114114>>114122
>>114113
He clearly said a week m8 but its fine.
I don't think some of the neets around here understand how to money.
▶ No.114115>>114120
>>114098
How you holding up now? Not gone before midday are you?
▶ No.114116
>>114109
Looks like it was just a guy running over people with his car for some reason
Probably too much GTA
▶ No.114118
>>114105
Theyed ask what you do for work
▶ No.114119
>>114105
>How will they know if you're a NEET?
People don't just rent out places randomly m8, they do a few checks to make sure you're going to actually be able to pay rent and/or keep the place in one piece
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>>114115
Had to hold off my drink because I had to leave something to mummy's work, back now so I can start drinking
▶ No.114121>>114123 >>114128 >>114130
Three dead according to police. Here's a picture of the guy.
▶ No.114122>>114125 >>114126
>>114113
>>114114
Most places in Perth, if you want to be alone, are minimum $250-300 a week in rent. You'd have almost nothing left.
▶ No.114123
>>114121
surprised it wasn't a nigger tbh
▶ No.114125>>114127
>>114122
I live in melbourne and I can fine good places that are $200 a week so i find that hard to believe.
▶ No.114126>>114129
>>114122
I see some one bedroom units for 200-250 a week in perth
▶ No.114127>>114156
>>114125
Mate, you're dreaming. Show me one decent place in Melbourne that's $200 per week. I've been trying to find an affordable rental in Melbourne for ages. The only places that are $200 per week are bungalows.
▶ No.114128
>>114121
Looks like the degeneracy got to him
▶ No.114129
>>114126
My dad owns some houses out near the beaches in rockingham and he rented one out with a pool for $340 a week.
▶ No.114130>>114132
>>114121
>trashy vp
>leb
multicultralism dose it again
not even australia day yet lol
▶ No.114132>>114136
>>114130
>leb
Peter Dutton is gonna go apeshit
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>>114136
That's the problem with the liberals, they occasionally say things people are thinking but they're never consistent with it
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>>114136
wtf i hate peter dutton now
▶ No.114143
>>114139
the commissioners out saying it's not a terrorist plot but related to a stabbing. Can't wait to see how it turns out
▶ No.114144
>>114140
he might be doing damage control but who knows
▶ No.114145>>114146 >>114147 >>114148
Remember guys, it's definitely NOT terrorism.
▶ No.114146
>>114145
>kurdish
that explains a lot
▶ No.114147>>114168
>>114145
>/fit/izen
>some form of wog
>ran over some fat chick
inb4 they pin it on 4chan and we get our internets taken away
▶ No.114152>>114154
>>114067 (OP)
I dunno man, I really like it.
We need more neets creating specific content or series or media.
The more content we make, the less the normies have to whinge about.
▶ No.114153>>114155 >>114157 >>114163
The family's gone out for half an hour.
I'm alone and muh anxiety has lifted.
This feels nice.
I hope you cunts all had a good day.
Thank you for existing NEET General.
▶ No.114154
>>114152
like some sort of neet talk show?
▶ No.114155>>114158
>>114153
Half an hour?
I though my mummy bot wouldn't wouldn't be home till 9pm. But she came home at 4 with her friend.
Everyday I scheme my neet plans and they always fail
▶ No.114156>>114159
>>114127
I just spent 5 seconds on google and found a tons of places for 200 or less a week.
Stop being a nigger and get some agency.
▶ No.114157
>>114153
Hope you had a good day too. I always find these comfy. Anyway, got my license renewed yesterday so I don't have another worry on my mind. Might get drunk tonight and film something.
▶ No.114158
>>114155
>Everyday I scheme my neet plans and they always fail
I know that feel, being a neet means being completely powerless over your fate. Still, right now I'm 100% comfy.
▶ No.114159>>114160 >>114169
>>114156
I feel like you're talking about house sharing with pajeet on gumtree.
▶ No.114160
>>114159
If you shared a house with someone you could probably pick who they were before doing it.
▶ No.114163>>114166
>>114153
Great start to the weekend anon
▶ No.114166
>>114163
Only a few more days until mummybot goes back to work.
▶ No.114167>>114173 >>114175
How do I get my psychiatrist to give me xanax NEETs?
▶ No.114168>>114171
>>114147
Maybe FN was a wog after all
▶ No.114169
>>114159
No I went onto some real estate website and put 200 for my max per week.
▶ No.114171
>>114168
The bucket finally got to him
▶ No.114173
>>114167
Don't do it. It's not worth it. I'm going through hell getting off benzos. I used them for close to 4 years.
▶ No.114175>>114188
>>114167
>I've been a mess since the MAGA campaign… I don't sleep, I barely eat and I'm getting complacent, just this past Friday the hubby almost found out about Chad. I googled my symptoms and all signs point to generalized anxiety disorder. Please help me Mr Pharmstein, I had a panic attack at work today when I denied a claim for Disability Support Pension, Dimitrious has previously been warned for his conduct and I was afraid he was going to do something rash
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http://www.productreview.com.au/p/max-employment.html
>My payment got cut off for missing 1 appointment
>During the past year I have been mostly unemployed. I have had numerous job opportunities which Max have sabotaged. For example, I contacted an employer who agreed to give me a start if I got a chainsaw ticket. I told Max about this opportunity and they refused to pay for the ticket. They then rang the employer and put a different person forward who already had the required ticket
>The girl i saw kept asking me how you spell words as she typed. She knew nothing about any work questions. She had to ask the boss who was at the bank. Upon leaving I'm told the receptionist is my case manager.
▶ No.114179
>>114176
kek 1.1 stars is low as fuck even for product review
Max BTFO
▶ No.114183>>114185
>>114176
Who isn't on certs/DSP already? I feel for the NEETs who have to deal with these fuckers.
▶ No.114185
>>114183
i feel sorry for the future neets who will have to deal with them when they lobby the gov for more of cenno's authority
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▶ No.114189>>114190 >>114191 >>114194
>>114176
Dude, cunt.
I got WFD in 2 weeks, I'm pretty tempted just to do it just so I got stories for us neets.
Or I can just fuck out with a med cert
▶ No.114190>>114192
>>114189
get some camera glasses and record it for our entertainment
▶ No.114191>>114192
>>114189
>Man goes undercover in Australia's concentration camps for the unemployed: A Vice story
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>>114191
>>114190
I recon I should do it, Get into the seedy underbelly for my people.
Neet_king does it for free…or neetbux
▶ No.114193>>114200
>>114192
I already bought some cam glasses back in the day, the quality was good but the battery was shit. I was gonna get me a new soldering kit but why waste the cash.
Ebay is filled with dodgey chinks, pretty sure with some tool a neet could assemble his own spyware shit and make it quality and selll it no problem
▶ No.114194
>>114189
You'll regret it calling it now.
▶ No.114200
>>114193
NEET Spyware Enterprises
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▶ No.114203
Fucking kikemonkey fucking the site again
▶ No.114206
>>114205
Pretty sure dead was a neet
▶ No.114207
>>114205
Right music for this time of night
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▶ No.114215
Our government is retarded. They are cracking down on NEETs by, you cannot make it up, cracking down on normalfags who were on Centrelink in the past but who have jobs now.
▶ No.114219>>114221 >>114259
>>114214
Good morning, today is Trump Day and the American apes are going wild like chimpanzees that have escaped their zoo-enclosures. I'll pretty much spend all day watching tennis - the girls comp starts today - all those tight teen bodies…
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▶ No.114223
>>114214
Gooooooood morning vietNEET
▶ No.114225
it's finally fucking raining cunt
▶ No.114227>>114228 >>114229 >>114230 >>114231 >>114473
I think I want to make an effort to get a gf for the first time in my life. This means improving my social skills, getting a bit of money so I can afford to leave the house and meet women, making my appearance more palatable to normies, getting hobbies that are fun and fun to talk about
Do you cunts have any advice for me?
I'll update you with my progress
▶ No.114228
>>114227
Advice? Go to sleep, it's much easier to do all that you desire in dreams than IRL. Or you could transition to female and (so long as you're a passable trap) have everything served to you on a platter. Good luck Crusty the Crab
▶ No.114229>>114261
>>114227
Play The Sims instead
▶ No.114230
>>114227
just give money to the next beggar you see
pretty much the same thing, except he won't ruin your shit when you leave
▶ No.114231
>>114227
You have to let normie society completely engulf your identity, you have to start moving in broader social circles. You need dozens of cunt friends burdening you with their retarded normie cunt problems, you need to start being irresponsible and wasteful with your money and your time, you need to actually like people or delude yourself into thinking you do. Then when you're a broken penniless cuck of a human being you'll start looking attractive to bottom feeder future single mums that put in at most one eighth of the effort you did
▶ No.114234>>114238 >>114241 >>114247 >>114248 >>114256
>get home frommagym
>walking to the shower when mum asks me to help rip up the concrete from an old walkway and fill up a trailers worth so it can be taken to the dump
>tell her not right now, I'm tired from the gym, it's sunny outside and my lower back is still sore so I don't want it to flare up again
>she tells me it needs to be done now as the dump closes in an hour
>tell her no, I'll do it tonight or next weekend but not now, besides I thought we'd settled the whole 'putting me at risk of permanent injury for your immediate convenience' thing
>she calls me selfish
>She walks away and I sit down at my desk
>get a call
>she starts threatening me with punishments if I don't 'help out'
>sigh
>spend ten minutes pulling up the concrete and filling the trailer
>start walking away
>"aren't you going to help us unload the trailer at the dump?"
>"no, I'm not your serf, it'd be nice if you could appreciate the abundance of work I DO do and leave me the fuck alone"
>mfw I hear her on the phone to dad, calling me abusive and selfish
I used to empathize with the victims in parental abuse cases where an adult child is found to have been severely beating their elderly parents over a period of a decade or some shit. Now I just wonder what the cunts did to push the poor bastard over the edge.
▶ No.114238>>114239
>>114234
Sorry to hear cunt, shit fuckin' sucks.
▶ No.114239
>>114238
It's alright neetie, this just means I'm not going to take anything for granted when I move out. We're all gonna make it.
▶ No.114241
>>114234
What kind of punishments?
▶ No.114247
>>114234
Stop being so beta and teach your mum whos boss.
▶ No.114248>>114250
>>114234
wear a body cam and record the abuse next time as evidence for neet protection services
▶ No.114250>>114251
>>114248
>get mummybot put in jail
>become homeless because you can't afford her rent
▶ No.114251>>114255
>>114250
Wouldn't you just get the house for free? Assuming it is paid off
▶ No.114255>>114262
>>114251
I assume most people here have poor parents who rent, no idea if that is true or not though
▶ No.114256>>114257
>>114234
or, ya know, ya could've helped her instead of being a selfish cunt of a son
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▶ No.114261
>>114229
Takes me an hour to get laid on the sims
▶ No.114262>>114265
>>114255
Imagine if your parents were neers
▶ No.114265>>114266 >>114291
>>114262
imagine if your mummy worked at cenno
>speaking to your caseworker
>"look, Margaret… may I call you Margaret? Look, I'm trying really hard this time around, honest. I've been scouring Gumtree and Seek every morning and now that I'm not on the goon I feel good about my chances at finding work. I just feel that I'm on the brink of some real progress and being put on work for the dole would be a big step backward for me"
>mummy comes round the corner
>she's been listening the whole time
>yfw
>"Margo, wipe those fuckin' tears, he's pulling the wool over your eyes ya silly bitch. The little cunt's been hitting the goonbag all day and night, he's barely left the NEET General and I heard something about 'im starting 'is own youtube channel. Just put the bastard on Workforradole and be done with 'im
▶ No.114266>>114276
>>114265
Truly horrifying. What if you agreed to give mummybot half of your autism bux so then she is inclined to help you, ya know?
▶ No.114267>>114269 >>114275 >>114292 >>114296
What is an effective way for a neet to get /fit/ without attending a gym? I have been running for a year now and can manage 12km fairly easily but want to improve my strength. No neetbux for a gym. I wish we had public gyms like libraries.
▶ No.114268>>114270
Afternoon NEETs. I just was cooking some bacon and eggs and got the bacon just perfect. Perfect maple colour all around. I wish I took some pics but it was so good I ate it pretty quickly. I might get more into cooking and make some cooking posts if anyone is interested.
▶ No.114269>>114273
>>114267
Could buy some used weights off gumtree. They can get pretty cheap and you could set them up in your room.
▶ No.114270>>114278
>>114268
Sure, it's been a while since we've had regular food posts here
▶ No.114273
>>114269
Alright, cheers. I'll look into it.
▶ No.114275
>>114267
curls, pushups, pullups, situps, squats
▶ No.114276
>>114266
He can't get NEETbux because he was born in NZ
▶ No.114278
>>114270
I remember those posts from the early threads.
▶ No.114279>>114281 >>114282 >>114284
What have we got planned for tonight NEETs?
▶ No.114281
>>114279
watching you are under arrest which is pretty comfy for car porn
gonna try and get to sleep early to go buy some lettuce tomorrow morning
▶ No.114282>>114283 >>114295
>>114279
mum hasn't let me stop working yet
▶ No.114283
>>114282
Mine is whinging I haven't done enough work
▶ No.114284>>114287
>>114279
Might watch the wogball match instead of the usual anime tonight.
▶ No.114287>>114289 >>114297
>>114284
>wogball
do you live in melbourne and drive a commodore too?
▶ No.114289
>>114287
>>114287
Everyone there has a VL
▶ No.114291
>>114265
Gonna have nightmares tonight
▶ No.114292>>114293
>>114267
Lift cars in the parking lot
▶ No.114293
>>114292
Could do some
Shop-Lifting
:^)
▶ No.114295>>114298
>>114282
My mum gave me the "best son" award so im celebrating that right now
▶ No.114296
>>114267
Just make homemade weights.
▶ No.114297>>114299 >>114300
>>114287
Kek i don't live in fagbourne and can't drive
▶ No.114298>>114301
>>114295
>tfw keep losing to my brother
▶ No.114299
>>114297
If you move to melbourne you could be hip and trendie and take the tram everywhere
▶ No.114300>>114304 >>114306
>>114297
>can't drive
you mean not qualified enough to drive
driving is easy m8, just gotta remember where the go-fasty switch and the accelerational arrestor switches are then slowly manipulate the vehicle directional torque manipulator stick at the same time
▶ No.114301>>114302
>>114298
>tfw mummybot hates me and my brother
▶ No.114302>>114303
>>114301
You get the bad son award?
▶ No.114303
>>114302
We both are "bad" sons in her view.
▶ No.114304>>114307
>>114300
You punch the steering wheel to make the car go
▶ No.114306
>>114300
That sounds too complicated my man
▶ No.114307>>114310
>>114304
you mean the movement vector shifting device?
▶ No.114310
>>114307
yes, and to make it stop you fart in your hand and smell it
▶ No.114311>>114312
Mummy said it's time for the daily penis inspection
▶ No.114312>>114313
>>114311
Should tell her to compare it to my results
▶ No.114313
>>114312
She only give me gbp's if i keep it clean and can make it big and hard when I'm told to
▶ No.114314>>114315
Mummybot just had a spergout at me again. Might just drink in my room. Crazy bitch
▶ No.114315>>114316
>>114314
Didn't scrub the floor hard enough?
▶ No.114316
>>114315
Nah you could do every job in the house and she would still start an argument
▶ No.114318>>114319 >>114320 >>114321 >>114323
This stuff is amazing for dieting. Been drinking 1-2 bottles a day
Wish the mango flavour came in light tho for more >diversity
▶ No.114319>>114320
>>114318
Isn't there sugar in those?
▶ No.114320
>>114318
I drink that too, it's good for hot days
>>114319
It says 99.9% sugar free
▶ No.114321>>114322
>>114318
Does it go well with vodka?
▶ No.114322
>>114321
It's good for enemas
▶ No.114323
>>114318
I drink the 1.5l bottles btw I couldn't find the pic for the Australian version
They're at Woolies
▶ No.114325>>114326 >>114327
Does anyone NOT feel sad after a wank? I only feel bad when I have to clean up my mess.
▶ No.114326
>>114325
only when I get cum on myself
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>>114325
I feel bad because I just wasted a lot of energy on something I will never have
▶ No.114328
>>114327
Get yourself a chicken and fuck that
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>>114329
I don't see many Hooker's I like, even the ones that look decent are either too expensive or probably fake pics anyway
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FFS wake up cunts!
Cheesecake NEET, where's the new vids?
▶ No.114346>>114348
>>114344
Way too much energy for a Sunday morning neet, you're walking a fine line
▶ No.114348>>114350
>>114346
almost like he's used to being awake at this hour
almost like he's a wagie…
▶ No.114350
>>114348
Get the pitchfork
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>hurt back at work
>see worksafe dr
>prescribes tramadol for the pain
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>>114354
Guess who crab haha
▶ No.114357
>>114353
First they give you a job, then they get you hooked on the drugs
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>>114344
I will make one tonight. I have been having very heated arguments with mummybot and some physical violence too
▶ No.114360>>114372
>>114353
Get a med cert wagie
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12 days ago an Ingham's grain silo collapsed in Cardiff, apparently the local fire brigade was dispatched after reports of an explosion and found 3,500 tonnes of grain spilled across the Ingham's lot.
Being a NEET with nothing better to do, I thought I'd make the drive up and have a nose around. The lot is located in a depressing as fuck industrial area that I imagine is full of angry blue-collar wagies whose favorite pastimes include drinking VB while watching the footy and recreational domestic violence.
Anyway, today being a Sunday, I dodged the savages and got a few photos for the NEET gen. The first is mine, taken 12 days after the collapse, the second some guy on twitter the day of.
Side note: the silo contained feed grain for poultry but there was a complete absence of bird life. Tonnes and tonnes of low-effort nutrition for the local birds, I would've expected large flocks camping in the area by now. Strange.
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>>114359
Do you reee at her?
▶ No.114363
>>114361
Looks like it could be the second coming of feedtheneets
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>>114361
Nice pics m8. I agree, strange no birds there for a free feed.
▶ No.114366>>114367 >>114369
What's everyone's opinion of Trump being president now? I wonder if it'll shake things up more here, read an article the other day about Australians having some of the lowest satisfaction levels with our politicians in the world.
Really don't understand the Women's Marches and protest shit, normies don't realize they should have been doing that shit months ago. Bunch of people not even sure what they're angry about getting all riled up in desperate search of their own MLK moment imo
▶ No.114367
>>114366
I don't really care. I enjoy the shitposting but I can't bring myself to honestly care about seppo politics, i barely even care about australian politics.
▶ No.114368>>114370
>>114361
Proof they're trying to poison the neets
▶ No.114369
>>114366
Yeah I am pretty happy about it. I think it would lead to nationalist small parties getting a lot more faction here. I think one nation will only continue to get more popular, I think they will get more powerful (in terms of seats) than the greens next election. WA state election is soon and on has got my vote, as the major parties are useless.
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>>114368
I buy steggles tendies anyway
▶ No.114371>>114375
>tfw just wanted a well powered nintendo home console
>zelda botw runs at 900p on TV
Some serious bullshittery that standard consoles still can't reliably do 1080p for every game.
Do you any of you NEETs have 4K tvs?
▶ No.114372>>114380
>>114360
not sure i need one, i saw the work safe doctor today and he gave me these and we went over what happened - got knocked off a ladder and landed on my fucking back at work, nothing broken, just seems muscular, off work for a bit anyway
tramadol and netflix now, any of you degenerate cunts know what this shit goes for on the blackmarket?
▶ No.114373
>>114361
this better not slow down Tendie production
▶ No.114375
>>114371
If I had the cash I'd buy a 4k monitor
▶ No.114377
>>114374
fucks sake how do you embed
▶ No.114378
>>114374
M8 click on show post options and limits and paste the full URL in the box
▶ No.114380
>>114372
Be careful, wagecucking might kill you next time.
▶ No.114381>>114382 >>114383 >>114384 >>114385 >>114386 >>114389
>those tight teen bodies
If you guys aren't watching the Australian Open tennis, you should be.
▶ No.114383>>114388
>>114381
>he sees you when you're serving
▶ No.114384>>114388
>>114381
>break point for wang
▶ No.114385>>114388
>>114381
>that fucking coon
Makes me laugh every damn time
▶ No.114386>>114388
>>114381
Do the juniors have their nipples poking right out too?
▶ No.114387
>>114379
Cheers m8 it's good to hear someone's voice, makes me feel less-alone. I thought I knew the entire Arnott's range but have never seen nor heard of those "Gaiety" biscuits.
▶ No.114388>>114390 >>114399
>>114383
>he knows when you're a cuck
>>114384
:)
>>114385
I shooped him in just for you m8
>>114386
I'd imagine some do though I'm yet to see as I've mostly been watching the other people play (the 18+ folk). One more week of this then I won't know what to do with myself all day. On a side note, today marks one week of sobriety for me - the longest I've gone without booze since last February.
▶ No.114389
>>114381
you cheeky fucker
▶ No.114390
>>114388
>On a side note, today marks one week of sobriety for me
Good job m8. Keep the goon ghosts away
▶ No.114391>>114392 >>114393
>lease is up
>gotta move out
>first time I have no car
>just normally throw all my shit in my car and get family to help out moving my bed and desk and shit
>tfw housemate is packing up all his shit into boxes
>asks me if I'm gonna start myself
>tfw lazy as fuck, no idea wtf to do
>housemates hiring a truck to move everything in a few days
>I'm just fucking around on the computer still
>family's all busy when we have to get out by
>no idea wtf I'm going to do
▶ No.114392
>>114391
Squat in the house
▶ No.114393>>114394
>>114391
what happened to your car?
▶ No.114394>>114395
▶ No.114395
>>114394
Driving on the goon?
▶ No.114396>>114397 >>114398
Get this icecream NEETs, tastes like Nutella. Great new icecream to shill.
▶ No.114397
>>114396
I only like vanilla ice cream. Matches my taste in women too.
▶ No.114398
>>114396
Does it come in a smaller tub?
▶ No.114399>>114400 >>114401 >>114458 >>114536
>>114388
moite good work, goon and all alcohol for that matter belongs in the trash. The neet life is precious, why spend it wasted like some wagie on a wednesday evening trying to forget about work. ive not had a shot since 5AM this morning, bones ache, skins bloody crawling and soon as I find a comfy temperature my internal thermometer decides to flip shit and demand the opposite. If I'm bundled under a blanket I'll crave extreme cold and ten minutes later I'll be shivering my ass off again.
The warm blanket analogy never spoke to me, I've always felt that the physical aspect of morphine was a slightly comfy shield from aches and small cuts and DOMS, not an all-encompassing warm blanket draped across the body. This morning I understood: I woke up shivering with ice in my bones and every muscle screaming. The slight breeze from the fan was hurting my skin. Worse, I wasn't confident that I had even a few milligrams to work with, I might've used it all getting to sleep the night before. I whipped out of bed, grabbed all my shit and started working the last of the powder from the creases of the baggie onto the surface of an upturned can of kirks sugar-free lemonadegotta stay healthy right neets?. Sucked up a milliliter of bottled water into an insulin syringe and carefully dripped it onto the powder, mixed it until the powder dissolved fully then popped a cotton ball in. Popped the cap off the syringe, sucked up the mix and threw everything else under my desk to deal with later. Hobbled back to bed, pulled the duvet over my body and hit the crook of my elbow.
aaaaaaand
aaaaaaaaaaaaand
a slight warmth like someone had draped a thin shawl over the parts of my body that were in direct contact with the duvet. Bones still ached, muscles were still on fire, but at least I had this shitty opiate blanket on my skin to keep me slightly less uncomfortable. Still couldn't get to sleep and a few minutes later that microscopic comfort was gone. So now I know exactly what people mean when they say opiates feel like a warm blanket, wouldve given a lot for a real comfy duvet and not a newspaper thin sheet of fabric however
gonna be a long night neets
▶ No.114400>>114402
>>114399
>goon and all alcohol for that matter belongs in the trash
>injects drugs like a fucking junky faggot
▶ No.114401
>>114399
>gonna be a long night neets
I enjoy long nights
▶ No.114402
>>114400
He sounds like he regrets it though
▶ No.114404>>114405 >>114406 >>114410
What have we got planned for tonight? I might cook a pasta bake (will post pics) and watch a movie, then get drunk in my room and film a video
▶ No.114405
>>114404
I'm gonna drink lots of metamucil and spend the night on the toilet
▶ No.114406>>114407 >>114408
>>114404
Gotta have a shave and cook dinner eventually
▶ No.114407>>114409
>>114406
What are you cooking?
▶ No.114408>>114409
>>114406
>not getting mummy bot to do it
▶ No.114409
>>114407
Probably just chicken and vegies, too lazy for anything else
>>114408
I don't think i can trust mummybot with a safety razor tbh
▶ No.114410>>114411 >>114455
>>114404
Think I'm gonna watch some more Narcos.
I feel like I should spend more time with mum. I keep having dreams about family members dying and I know I'd regret it forever if she died before I got off my ass and spent some quality time with her. I haven't really spoken to her in a long time and there's no excuse, its not like my schedule has been full.
▶ No.114411>>114412 >>114413
>>114410
Was she nice to you growing up? If she wasn't I wouldn't worry too much about it.
I don't really like my mother, my other family member I rarely see (once every few years). The only real family I have is my brother.
▶ No.114412
>>114411
* my other family member(s)
▶ No.114413>>114414
>>114411
Yeah she was, too nice for the way I behaved. What did your mother do to fuck your shit up?
▶ No.114414>>114415
>>114413
Just being an abusive cunt all the time, prevents me from doing things to progress in my life (I had to wait ages to get my learners, even then I am still on them 6+ years later because she won't teach me to drive). She gives me shit about everything I do to try andimprove my life, never stops complaining about everything.
She talks shit about "muh dole bludger" when she is 80% the reason why my mental health is so poor, and why I cannot maintain basic social skills or have any friends, let alone actually get a job (never had one). She also likes to get drunk every night and start baiting me to incite an argument and or physical violence.
▶ No.114415>>114417
>>114414
Are you still planning on moving out soon?
▶ No.114416>>114418 >>114420
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
fuck there is some quality NEET OC on youtube
▶ No.114417
>>114415
Yes I am planning on it. Hopefully it is only a few more weeks of this shit. I am still waiting to hear back from someone on a room available. They are a friend of one of my family members so hopefully they let me move there.
▶ No.114418>>114419
>>114416
Lots of good NEET channels
▶ No.114419
>>114418
It's the year of the neet
▶ No.114420>>114421
>>114416
Surprised this hasn't popped up on the NEET genny before, I think I've watched every single one of these vids.
The guy who creates them must be next-level mentally ill, they're funny as NEET satire but I get the sense he isn't poking fun at the 'wagies BTFO' type NEETs. Fairly sure it's the same cunt who used to post those threads on r9k.
▶ No.114421
>>114420
Yeah I know what you meet, I just take it as satire nothing serious
▶ No.114427>>114428
▶ No.114428>>114430
>>114427
did that kid die?
▶ No.114429>>114431 >>114432
Has anyone tried marking themselves as aboriginal on their centerlink form?
The question literally says "What race do you identify as?" since they're all leftists you could just call them racist if they deny you.
▶ No.114430
▶ No.114431
>>114429
I didn't, but I kinda wish I did. I wonder if you could suddenly "discover" your aboriginal heritage?
▶ No.114432
>>114429
I'm the palest person I know, they'd probably laugh me out of the building
▶ No.114434>>114472
Gonna watch hardcore henry
▶ No.114436>>114439
I might go to bed early, nothing left to do
▶ No.114439>>114440
>>114436
i wish i could, tfw too broke for nightcap
▶ No.114440
>>114439
Could use a shit ton of goon
▶ No.114444>>114446 >>114447
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>youtuber NEET gets doxxed
>ends up getting more subscribers and donations
WEW
▶ No.114446
▶ No.114447
>>114444
Intredasting, surprised I hadn't heard of/found this guy before
▶ No.114449
▶ No.114450>>114452
>tfw you look in a new mirror and see how fat as fatass you really are
Looks like it's cutting time, RIP gains
▶ No.114452>>114456
>>114450
I know that feel. Need to cut out the goon n tendies
▶ No.114455
>>114410
As someone who fucked around until it was too late, you really should.
▶ No.114456>>114457
>>114452
It's difficult for me to stick to a diet, I feel like I'
▶ No.114457
>>114456
I feel like it really isn't going to make any difference in the end. I'll still be a loser NEET with no gf prospects, a slightly less unsightly failure of a human bean.
So, it's hard. On the flipside, that means it's so much greater an accomplishment than a normie's weight loss. All NEET accomplishments are big accomplishments because we're not just overcoming our (admittedly shit-tier) willpower in the pursuit of one goal, we're having to lift the boulder of apathy and struggle against that sense of pointlessness. I think NEETs can and should do gr8 things, it's a shame we sit around funposting all day.
▶ No.114458
>>114399
Hi Jack London
My favourite short story of yours is "Love of life"
▶ No.114459>>114460
>Put WFD off for 8 months
>They put me in some shitty reno project half an hour away
>Find a local group with positions 5 minutes from my house that my JSA has sent people to before
>Arrange for local group to contact JSA and set things up
>Meant to go to shitty reno project today but fuck em I ain't doing shit.
>Call JSA they have no fucking idea whats going on even after I told them to expect an email from local group.
What a bunch of useless cunts.
▶ No.114460
>>114459
Few months ago I had something I had to go to and they said they'd email me the information of where I have to go.
Day before I have to rock up to this place still nothing, so 4 phone calls later they say they'll send it in time and then when it's the day itself I call 4 hours before asking where the info is and they pretty much just hang up.
What a joke """recruitment agencies""" are
▶ No.114461>>114462 >>114486
▶ No.114462>>114486
▶ No.114463>>114464 >>114466 >>114467 >>114471
They're already trying to ruin the new year
▶ No.114464>>114465
>>114463
are you even aware of the [CURRENT YEAR] mate?
▶ No.114465>>114468
▶ No.114466
>>114463
>bottom left
pretty sure she works at max
>top left
used to go to school with him lol
▶ No.114467
>>114463
more like, Australian Victim of the Year, amirite
▶ No.114468>>114469
>>114465
mate, MATE! IT'S 2017! WHY AREN'T YOU ALLOWING A LEBANESE MAN TO SHAG YOUR WIFE?
▶ No.114469>>114470
>>114468
2017 ITS SUDANESE MAN SHAGS YOUR WIFE FUCKING BIGGOT
▶ No.114470
>>114469
oh fuck i'm sorry for being such a racist and bigoted bogan
▶ No.114471
>>114463
All these people look disgusting.
▶ No.114472
>>114434
That movie is pretty disorienting tbqh, some nice-looking women in it though. Did you enjoy it?
▶ No.114473>>114477
>>114227
So have you started making an effort to change?
▶ No.114476
▶ No.114477>>114478 >>114483
>>114473
Right now I'm fapping to /r/mtf but I'm exercising every day, stimulating my mind by reading and watching shows instead of mindlessly browsing the net and… I'm not looking for a job. I could do with 1-3 full days of work each week but all I'm seeing on offer is full-time employment which makes me feel like killing myself. 5 days a week is too much.
▶ No.114478>>114480
>>114477
>r/mtf
Is that some tranny shit?
▶ No.114480>>114482
▶ No.114481>>114507
Holy shit guys, UN is being crashed with no survivors
https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/193
Hopefully Australia follows suit.
▶ No.114482>>114487
>>114480
Fucken degenerate
▶ No.114483>>114487
>>114477
I never got the appeal of trannys tbh
▶ No.114485>>114486
Mummybot back to work tomorrow. Can finally get comfy
▶ No.114486
>>114461
>>114462
Back in the bucket
>>114485
Times are better without the mummybot
▶ No.114487>>114488 >>114489
>>114482
You're probably fapping to black pepe right now
>>114483
I find it hard to believe that any straight guy doesn't like the idea of a woman trying her hardest to pass as a man and flying under the radar for years only to be discovered and blackmailed. In fact I'd probably consider it degenerate if you didn't find that arousing.
▶ No.114488>>114490
>>114487
Are you VN or FN?
▶ No.114489>>114490
>>114487
>woman trying her hardest to pass as a man
>mtf
>(men trying to pass as women)
▶ No.114490
>>114488
Neither, I'm not about to start shitposting muh fetishes all over the NEETgen.
>>114489
I was fapping to MtF for a bit of variety, I mentioned FtM because he said he didn't get the appeal of trannys and I think that's probably false unless he only meant MtFs.
▶ No.114491>>114492
Any NEETs like these? I might cook some tonight
▶ No.114492>>114493
>>114491
never had them, are they basically tendie balls?
▶ No.114493
>>114492
Yeah and they taste pretty good as well, good with any dipping sauce. Bit of a change from the usual tendie and are roughly the same price
▶ No.114494
I have been fapping with my left hand to even out my arm muscles. Made some progress.
▶ No.114496>>114497 >>114524
got some lamb chops for tonight
▶ No.114497>>114498
>>114496
what are you having with them NEET?
▶ No.114498>>114500 >>114501 >>114504 >>114511
>>114497
im not sure actually. i mostly just eat it by itself because im poor
▶ No.114500
>>114498
Should boil some frozen vegetables to have with it, or pasta
▶ No.114501
>>114498
Rice is good for poorfagneets
▶ No.114504
>>114498
Woolworths sells heads of lettuce for $2, I buy those and cut off individual leaves/rinse them, quarter them and toss in a bowl with some balsamic vinaigrette if not cucumbers and tomato. The vinaigrette might be tough to buy as poorfag, I think a decent pre-made mix might run you to like $7. If you happened to have the vinegar at home though, you could add to taste. Eating without dressing is fine too but if I have it available I'll add it.
▶ No.114507>>114512 >>114525
>>114481
>tpp being axed
>un being btfo
2017 feeling like a comfy year already
▶ No.114511
>>114498
all lamb chops need is some roast lamb seasoning, extra salt and extra dried oregano
bake at high and flip/rotate at around 50 mins then wait for the trimmings to go golden brown
▶ No.114512
>>114507
It will only get better imo
▶ No.114513>>114514 >>114515 >>114516
bloody hell neetos
>apply for some part time data entry job
>got pic related in an email back today
>links to some suss site registered to pajeet
and this was a job posting on the jobactive site too. wtf are they doing?
https://archive.is/kil7C
▶ No.114514>>114534
>>114513
Looks fishy, abort mission NEET
▶ No.114515>>114534
>>114513
it's even written in pajeet speak
▶ No.114516>>114517 >>114518 >>114534
>>114513
Some sort of middle man involved obviously, recruiter or some shit - tread carefully anon
Anyone have anything exciting on this week?
▶ No.114517>>114518
>>114516
I might go buy some carrots tomorrow, that exciting enough?
▶ No.114518
>>114517
I guess so.
>>114516
This week (tomorrow even) I will finally make some videos now mummybot goes back to work.
▶ No.114524
>>114496
>eating lamb after all those shitty lamb ads
I refuse to eat lamb because of them.
▶ No.114525
>>114507
Yep. Here's hoping we can get someone with the knowledge and will to uncuck Australia as well.
▶ No.114530
▶ No.114531>>114532
I'm in mental agony. All I want to do is sleep, but I can't. It's like my brain is tired but my body isn't.
▶ No.114532>>114540
>>114531
step away from the computer. i find that after all day of staring at a screen, its hard to sleep even when i want to and i need 30mins to relax
▶ No.114533>>114535 >>114539 >>114541 >>114553 >>114562 >>114570
Another unpaid day of looking after the children and housework.
How long can one hopeless man procrastinate suicide? Stay tuned and find out!
▶ No.114534
>>114514
>>114515
>>114516
i noped out of it when i had a look at the email
the job description asked for someone with strong english skills lol
▶ No.114535
>>114533
No one should expect to be paid for looking after their own siblings and/or doing housework in the home that they live in. You don't need money to kys either, just agency.
▶ No.114536
>>114399
Whoa, sounds like quite the situation you're in (or were in). Are you the same anon from a general or two ago that was ranting about some feel-good drug he was injecting and how great their life was now because of it, or are you the BO or is there a third needle-loving anon on this board???
▶ No.114539
>>114533
Looks like your only way to pay for the tendies is to get a job
▶ No.114540
>>114532
There's a downloadable program for your computer called f.lux which adjusts the brightness of the screen to reflect natural sunlight levels - so the "blue" tinge of the screen fades out to an orange colour after sun down
Apparently helps you sleep better and really good, check it out anon
▶ No.114541
>>114533
That sucks m8, not even being able to pay to keep yourself alive is a really shit feeling
▶ No.114543>>114544
Thank god for faulty props
Didn't even know these wigger nigger faggots were still around
▶ No.114544
>>114543
Bliss n Esso still exist?
▶ No.114545>>114546
When is Perth going to get KFC delivery going? I literally only leave the house to buy more fast food. If I could get fast food delivered I would never leave the house.
▶ No.114546>>114550
>>114545
Doesn't Red Rooster deliver?
▶ No.114548>>114549 >>114559
How do I become cashed up neet m8s
▶ No.114549
▶ No.114550
>>114546
Yes, but the one near me doesn't deliver.
▶ No.114551>>114552 >>114554 >>114560
Meant how do I get the govt bucks. On the verge of killing myself and sick of working
▶ No.114552>>114554
▶ No.114553
>>114533
Hang in there m8, hop fully you get a job soon
▶ No.114554>>114555
>>114551
>>114552
After a year on it you will need med certs
▶ No.114555>>114556 >>114558
>>114554
Pretty sure i got some form of autism, would that help?
▶ No.114556>>114557
>>114555
Is it meme autism or diagnoseable autism?
▶ No.114557>>114558
>>114556
Diagnosable, had noticeable issues since i was a wee lad.
Have had blinding red rages growing up during primary school but nothing since.
▶ No.114558
>>114555
>>114557
It'll only help if you have an actual diagnosis and proof from a neuropsychologist or some other neuro related person.
p.s being an angry faggot doesnt mean you have autism.
▶ No.114559
▶ No.114560
>>114551
You need one of those work seperation certs from your workplace if you quit and go to neet bux.
I got the centrelink people to call them up and get it because I couldn't be fucked doing it myself
▶ No.114565>>114572
>>114564
I am a Nigerian prince.
▶ No.114570>>114571
>>114564
>>114562
>>114533
Is Westpac the neet bank or something?
▶ No.114571
>>114570
I have bankwest but too lazy to post a cap
▶ No.114572
>>114565
I would like to do business with you
▶ No.114573
>>114562
Hope you give half of that to the mummy tax
▶ No.114574>>114575 >>114576 >>114577 >>114578 >>114579
Looks like some neets didn't make it through the normie season
▶ No.114575
>>114574
Poorly designed buckets
▶ No.114576
▶ No.114577
>>114574
Poor crabs got out of the bucket and this is their reward..
▶ No.114578
▶ No.114579
>>114574
It'd be interesting to think about just how much fish there are in saw a river, what's the density of sizeable fish in saw the Sydney harbour or bay of Melbourne? or any little small river going inland people fish off down the coast
▶ No.114581>>114583 >>114584 >>114588
>tfw unexpected positive mood
I went to the supermarket and made eye contact with the normies. I think I'm improving
▶ No.114583
>>114581
Your infected now
▶ No.114584
>>114581
You're probably bipolar
▶ No.114585>>114586 >>114591
Canon foods chilli chicken tendies for dinner NEETs.
BBQ,Aoili and Tomato sauce.
Drinking some Irn Bru.
▶ No.114586
>>114585
Remember not to eat the poisoned tendies they've been selling, get yourself a tendie testing kit first
▶ No.114588
>>114581
That means something bad will happen very soon to crush any potential positive feelings you might experience. Because just remember, you don't deserve to ever be happy.
▶ No.114589>>114590
Have to go to the doctor tomorrow to get my ankle looked at, bought some brace thing for it and can barely walk on it making me lazier than usual
▶ No.114590
>>114589
Could get a med cert for that
▶ No.114591>>114593
>>114585
Those are pretty good. I might put on some assorted frozen chicken items in the oven for dinner as well
▶ No.114593
>>114591
>assorted frozen chicken items
Sounds delicious
▶ No.114594>>114622 >>114623
I can't focus on anything. My mind feels scattered, in a constant state of stress and anxiety. I try and read things but they don't hold my attention for more than a few minutes. My memory keeps fading, I am forgetting how to spell words I knew before.
It feels like I am dying a slow death, a brain death.
▶ No.114595>>114597 >>114611
whoever that neet was that recommended those sugar free lipton iced teas, sorry for doubting ya m9
they taste pretty good and only have 1.8g carbs per 1l bottle
▶ No.114597
>>114595
Might get some tomorrow then
▶ No.114599>>114600 >>114601
Is it possible to apply for DSP while you're working a job? Could I keep me having a job secret from them?
▶ No.114600
>>114599
Since DSP is based on your ability to work, I would say not likely. I think you would have to get out of your job first.
▶ No.114601>>114602
>>114599
If you get a cash job then you could get away with it. Sounds like a good way to get harassed by ACA though
▶ No.114602>>114611
>>114601
easy way to fix that, just pretend to be jewish and attend your local synagogue while working and raking in neetbux. if you're a chosen one, the cohen will pull enough strings to be able to get you out of any shit.
▶ No.114603
Alright, having tendies, crackles, chips and some steamed veggies.
▶ No.114604
▶ No.114611
>>114595
Yeah they are nice.
>>114602
Hehe
▶ No.114612>>114613 >>114614
Can any NEETS confirm the rumour that GP-issued med certs only last 12 months?
Anyone been on longer than 12 months?
▶ No.114613
>>114612
I am seeing a specialist psychologist place though. Which apparently can give out certs which won't be overrided.
▶ No.114614>>114615
>>114612
I think the longest certs centerlink accepts is 3 months.
▶ No.114615>>114616
>>114614
I mean being on certs for longer than 12 months in a row. My GP always gives me certs for 3 months at a time.
▶ No.114616
>>114615
That area I have no knowledge of as I have only been on certs for about 8 months now. I got my first few certs from a GP, then after about 2 months of those, got the remaining 2 x 3 month certs from my psychiatrist.
> am seeing a specialist psychologist place though
Is is a government or private one? Do you see a psychiatrist? If so, I would recommend to get them to write them rather than a GP. Don't quote me on this, but I am sure that with psychiatrists writing the certs that limit does not apply.
▶ No.114617>>114624 >>114626
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Thank god we haven't become as deluded as Europeans(yet).
Yes, there are a lot of degenerate women out here in Australia but nowhere near the level of Europe.
Feels good not to watch 3D porn and to disavow casual sex.
To all the NEETs encouraging prostitution in this thread, what goes around comes around.
You'll never find love and in the end will become a hollow, destroyed man with no human spirit left.
▶ No.114622
Good morning neeties
Any of you cunts meditate? All these years of lazy neeting have demolished my ability to concentrate, I can relate to everything in >>114594
▶ No.114623>>114647
>>114594
Go outside on a NEETwalk preferably on some bush track or something out of the suburbs/city, take 48 hrs off screen activities too. I get a similar feeling sometimes and you need a "hard reset"
▶ No.114624
>>114617
European women are shit. They have a global reputation for being easy whores. And statistically, there's a more than 50% chance they will cheat on you.
▶ No.114625>>114627 >>114628 >>114630 >>114631 >>114632 >>114633 >>114638
Meet your Australian of the year!
▶ No.114626>>114653
>>114617
>3D porn
>not degenerate
▶ No.114627
>>114625
Looks like VN's friends dad
▶ No.114628
>>114625
I hope he gets his Australian POZ of the year award next to some white chick so VN has another frenzy
▶ No.114630>>114634
>>114625
>aoty
>black guy
>not even abodigital
are they even trying anymore?
▶ No.114631
>>114625
Still trying to cuck the current year
▶ No.114632
>>114625
>lawyer and refugee advocate
Truly a great aussie
▶ No.114633>>114634 >>114635
>>114625
What is with this push to normalize Africans? Why the fuck do wee need Africans? We never had slaves. We never had anything to do with Africa.
▶ No.114634>>114637
>>114630
Very disrespectful to not have a traditional custodian as Australian of the year I agree anon
>>114633
probably just a good way to signal against the Sudanese crime in Melbourne but having a good African get Australian of the year would be there strategy I'd imagine.
▶ No.114635
>>114633
We all waz africanz millions of yeara ago
▶ No.114637
>>114634
>traditional cuckstodian
I fucking hate the way aboriginals are now considered to have been noble savages despite all the evidence that they cucked up practically an entire continent. Look at the definition of 'custodian' and tell me with a str8 face that it describes a people whose lack of forward thinking led to the permanent loss of the australian megafauna.
▶ No.114638
>>114625
somebody nuke this fucking shithole off the planet i can't take it anymore
▶ No.114639>>114642 >>114643
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came across this youtube
>vietnamese
>australian accent
short of vids on pedo conspiracies, i'd wager this is that vietnam flag poster mod banned
that or there's more of them
▶ No.114640>>114649
At the Dr.s now, three nig families here. Perths pretty fucked right now
▶ No.114642
>>114639
good, white men who go to asia are race traitors, faggots and most of the time pedos
▶ No.114643
>>114639
schizo poster was weird al all along?
▶ No.114644>>114648
Just got back from the doctor, can't get my foot looked at till next week because the wagies need their long weekend for australia day
▶ No.114645>>114646 >>114651
https://dopesmoker.bandcamp.com/
>Dope Smoker are a 3 piece rock group from South West Wales where everyone smokes dope & surfs.
Love this band
▶ No.114646
>>114645
>south west Wales
>surfing
crazy cunts
▶ No.114647
38 here in perth. Good thing I got my shopping out of the way
>>114623
Today I woke up feeling like shit, but after spending a few hours outside I am back to normal. I was getting worried for a bit
▶ No.114648>>114652
>>114644
Wagies fuck over the NEET once again. I guess they need their holidays as they can't be overworked, because then they would die and who will provide for the NEET
▶ No.114649
>>114640
You north or south of the river?
▶ No.114651
>>114645
Weed is for niggers.
▶ No.114652>>114654
>>114648
Robots when they are properly invented, then we can do away with the wagies
▶ No.114653>>114656 >>114658
>>114626
Nah I only bust once every 2-3 days on a doujin.
Cavemen would draw pictures to jerk off, it's pretty easy to determine fantasy with a drawing and it doesn't involve real people so there isn't the individual, cultural and male/female destructive process happening.
I can not imagine how emotionally destroyed the parents of these porn stars must be. To raise a child to become a glorified prostitute? I'd rather hang from the end of a rope if that was my child.
▶ No.114654>>114664
>>114652
Automation will make us comfier
▶ No.114656>>114657
>>114653
This gif I always found interesting, why is the NEET at the wagie transportation processing line (Train station) to begin with?
▶ No.114657
>>114656
Car or bike must have broke. Has to use wagie transport, or he could just be there to fuck around with wagies
▶ No.114658
>>114653
To be fair a lot of our parents probably don't feel too proud either
▶ No.114664>>114666
>>114654
What the fuck are you smoking, NEET? Welfarebux is designed solely to prevent the unemployed and destitute from having the motivation to attack the people who are preyed on by the elite. Do you actually think that elite class is going to give us a single scrap once they have robot enforcers that make welfare the charitable act it was always claimed to be?
I don't think they'll robo-zyklon us but we're rapidly approaching an age where human labor is literally worthless to those with the resources we need to live. It'll be interesting to see how wealth gets distributed; it's not just us peasants who will be shit out of luck, for the first time in human history there will be no enormous military class with which to begrudgingly share profits and generally appease in exchange for protection.
We need to pool resources and build SKYNEET before its too late to compete
P.S check out this jewT 3.14
▶ No.114666>>114669
>>114664
I wonder who is behind this post
▶ No.114667>>114669 >>114670 >>114674 >>114677
And the 2017 Australian of the year is…
Alan Mckay-Sim
SJW's nation-wide are in the midst of typing up tweets and facebook posts crying out racism for not picking the nig-nog
▶ No.114669>>114705
>>114667
Gonna be a good year
>>114666
Satan
▶ No.114670
>>114667
Surprised me too, as I mentioned earlier I thought Deng would have won, they passed up too good of an opportunity to use him to signal against the Sudanese crime wave in Melbourne
▶ No.114672>>114676
Dan murpheys is open tomorrow, gonna laugh at the wagies working while I sip on ma goon
▶ No.114674
>>114667
thank fuck he didn't win
damn, these tramadol are preddy shit, isn't as good as oxy :\
▶ No.114676
▶ No.114677
>>114667
good that nog shit can fuck off
▶ No.114678>>114679 >>114680 >>114700
What are we up to tonight NEETs? What have we all got planned for Australia day?
▶ No.114679>>114681
>>114678
salad and coffee tomorrow
i feel like i've let everyone down
▶ No.114680>>114681
>>114678
I'll be alone all day tomorrow so same as every other day really
I forgot it was even a public holiday tomorrow
▶ No.114681>>114682
>>114680
Yeah, since every day is a holiday for us.
>>114679
What kind of salad?
▶ No.114682>>114683
>>114681
garden kind with the cucumbers and the tomatoes
dressing is garlic aioli mixed with chili sauce
▶ No.114683
>>114682
Sounds nice. I need to eat healthier.
▶ No.114685>>114686
Going to be hot tomorrow cunts. Anyone without an aircon is as good as dead
▶ No.114686>>114688
>>114685
I felt as good as dead today
▶ No.114688>>114689
>>114686
You're already dead, anon. We're all dead and this is purgatory.
▶ No.114689
>>114688
I guess dubs are always correct
▶ No.114691>>114693
Mummybot has been staying home because "muh back is sore" yipee. Can't wait until she goes back
▶ No.114693>>114694
>>114691
Sounds like you need to take her to the mummy mechanic
▶ No.114694
>>114693
She sees some physio shit, hopefully she gets back to work next week. gimme my comfy ffs
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▶ No.114697>>114699
lazy NEETs, thread has been up for a week and only 433 posts
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▶ No.114699
>>114697
Centrelink doesnt pay us enough
▶ No.114700
>>114678
Yakuza 0 and snags. and maybe some beer too
▶ No.114702>>114703 >>114704
Happy January the 26th!
While we're all aware that true Australia day falls on the 8th of May (may8, mooiiite, haha classic), today we'll be allowing toned-down celebrations that keep in mind the particular sensitivities of our traditional custodians and New Australians. Please let's make this a respectful Jan 26th.
t. City of Melbourne
▶ No.114703
>>114702
Giz us a reparation-durry you woite cunt
t. every aboriginal ever
▶ No.114704
>>114702
i woulda believed that if it was translated into cantonese
▶ No.114705
>>114669
>Gonna be a good year
It certainly will…
>Trump signs executive order on the building of the Mexican border-wall
>Trump signs executive order killing-off the TPP
>Trump signs executive order to finish construction of the oil pipelines that Nigbama killed-off
>A possible war brewing between the US and China over the disputed South China Seas
>One Nation growing in power, popularity and influence
And John's finally left us
▶ No.114706
Julia gillard got some kind of honor award for australia day, bitch still gets a minister pension while us hard working neets get the scraps
▶ No.114715>>114719 >>114732
▶ No.114719
>>114715
Go back to your curry shop ahmed
▶ No.114726>>114728
>third temple being built around 2022
world's fucked m80s
https://archive.is/ZLcJI
▶ No.114728
>>114726
Building another bank more likely
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▶ No.114732
>>114715
It's far too hot to be happy