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 No.114730[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Previous NEET General: >>114067

Come have an official Australia Day shit-talk on the IRC: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

 No.114733>>114735

we were only at 400 odd posts but why not have an Australia Day Edition general I guess to get with the times


 No.114734

Never seen a cricket pepe before, noice


 No.114735

>>114733

May as well create a new thread whenever the old general hits the bump limit. This way we can fly the NEET flag for any wayward dole bludger who wanders onto /aus/ instead of making them dig into the catalogue to find us. Also, Australia Day.


 No.114737>>114738 >>114753 >>114764

If you do wfd are you still a neet?


 No.114738

>>114737

Youre a cuckneet


 No.114739>>114759

here's to hoping the boongs stop calling it invasion day


 No.114740>>114742 >>114819

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

STOP CELEBRATING


 No.114742>>114744 >>114745

>>114740

I don't get all these shitlibs…

If it's so bad to be in Australia, give all your belongings to an aborigine and go back to your ancestral land. No amount of virtue signal slacktivism is going to do anything


 No.114744

>>114742

the thing is, aboriginals are too stupid and drunk to even know what day it is, let alone fucking australia day


 No.114745

>>114742

>libtards

>slack and wannabe activists

>neets

>same slack with less active and more tism

neet masterrace


 No.114746>>114747

Lads, I need your help

I'm trying to track down a meme. IIRC it's a twitter/facebook caption of the famous painting of Cooke and redcoats landing in botany bay that reads along the lines of "first recorded instance of australia day, captain cooke joins the natives with a slab of VB" or some shit.


 No.114747>>114752


 No.114748>>114749 >>114759 >>114852

Car seized up at dan murpheys, just barely made it home. Gotta get the ignition barrel fixed. Luckily mummy's away till monday so I can use her car till I get the astra fixed


 No.114749>>114750

>>114748

seized up?


 No.114750>>114751

>>114749

The key pretty much unhooked itself from the pin and then the starter motor started to shit itself, it was embarrassing af since everyone in the parking lot looked at me


 No.114751

>>114750

>everyone in the parking lot looked at me

gonna be on aca tonight m8

just use some duct tape and you'll be fine


 No.114752

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>>114747

Thanks mate, that's the one. Happy Australia day to you!


 No.114753

>>114737

May as well just get a job at that point


 No.114755>>114756 >>114757 >>114769

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Surprised it wasn't melbourne


 No.114756

>>114755

>love abos for invading an island

>hate whitey for invading same island

>love muzzies for invading same island

i think they just hate white people


 No.114757

>>114755

Sydney and melbourne are basically the same tbh


 No.114758

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Something to get our minds off of the unAustralian faggotry


 No.114759>>114760

>>114739

here is to

>>114748

Astras are not the most reliable car


 No.114760>>114761

>>114759

It's basically a neet car, works rarely and unreliable


 No.114761>>114763

>>114760

Should sell it and get something more reliable. Doesn't have to be expensive


 No.114763>>114768

>>114761

I should get a horse


 No.114764>>114766

>>114737

Yeah but pretty shit tier. get a med cert


 No.114766>>114767

>>114764

Wouldn't know how to ask for one, not that spergy


 No.114767>>114807

>>114766

If you have mental problems like depression and such easy to get


 No.114768>>114773

>>114763

No aircon and not reliable


 No.114769

>>114755

Should lock these scum up or deport them


 No.114770>>114774

HAPPY


 No.114771

AUSTRALIA


 No.114773>>114776

>>114768

But women love horses


 No.114774>>114776


 No.114775

DAY


 No.114776>>114777 >>114780

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>>114773

>>114774

YOU LAZY FUCKING NEETS, LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE


 No.114777>>114778

>>114776

sorry pls


 No.114778>>114779 >>114780 >>114786 >>114795

Do you guys have any anime recommendations? I get too agitated watching 3DPD films and shows. Not into that moe rubbish though

>>114777

forgiven, have a good day


 No.114779>>114782

>>114778

Gyakkyou Burai Kaiji. It's about one man's adventure into illegal gambling.


 No.114780>>114781

>>114776

You took 5 minutes to make three posts you lazy cunt

>>114778

Paranoia Agent tbh


 No.114781>>114783 >>114788

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>>114780

The idea is that everyone cooperates to reach a shared objective, in this case shitposting HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY in three consecutive posts with every user contributing at most every second post.


 No.114782


 No.114783>>114784

>>114781

Are you a max employee trying to trick us into doing a teamwork building exercise?


 No.114784

>>114783

Look, Mr. Nett, is it? I'm just trying to get everyone to be a little more jobact- uh, proactive. Now there's nothing wrong with being a jobseeker, we've all been there at one point or another, but at some point you really have to get stuck into work and this is a good way to build up your people skills. We're all on the same team here.


 No.114786>>114787

>>114778

Just started Clannad. For a moeshit harem anime, this is probably some of the best animation I've ever seen.


 No.114787

>>114786

Some moeshit and/or harem shows have absurb budgets

You should watch Kanon afterwards if you enjoy Clannad


 No.114788

>>114781

I posted day


 No.114789>>114790 >>114791

>new thread when old thread was only at 500

OP is dumber than an abo.


 No.114790>>114810

>>114789

>allowing the NEET thread to settle in the bowels of page 2

Is this you?


 No.114791

>>114789

A new thread makes for higher post rate


 No.114792>>114793 >>114795 >>114796

What is on for tonight NEETs?


 No.114793

>>114792

goon and tendies


 No.114794>>114796 >>114797 >>114801


 No.114795>>114796

>>114778

there is a lot that is good so it's probably easier if you list what you're interested in atm

>>114792

finished konosuba, salad and washed my dishes and lurking the hwndu thread on /pol/


 No.114796>>114797 >>114798

>>114792

Praying it's colder tomorrow. Also watching anime

>>114794

Waa it a big guy?

>>114795

>finished konosuba

Have you started the second season?


 No.114797

>>114794

>pictured: entire population of perth

>>114796

>Have you started the second season?

that's why i finished the first season

haven't heard anything good about it so far


 No.114798>>114799

>>114796

>Waa it a big guy?

Maybe. They are cancelling the fireworks show so now alot of people are fucking pissed (in both definitions lol)


 No.114799>>114800

>>114798

Does that mean the money is wasted? Wagies are gonna be mad as fuck


 No.114800

>>114799

Yeah some people paid big money ($10k?) for separate fireworks shows, businesses and such


 No.114801>>114802 >>114803

>>114794

How the fuck did this happen?

Was the pilot drunk?

Is he kill?


 No.114802

>>114801

banked too hektic

probs

he will be if not


 No.114803

>>114801

2 people on board, both dead


 No.114804>>114808

Looks like we got skyneet instead of skyworks


 No.114805>>114806

>26/01/2017

>8:00 PM

>ASHFIELD RESERVE GUILDFORD RD BASSENDEAN WA 6054

>AUSTRALIA DAY CELEBRATIONS - TOWN OF BASSENDEAN

>26/01/2017

>8:30 PM

>LESCHENAULT INLET LAND AND PONTOON ESTUARY, BUNBURY VACANT LAND AND ESTUARY

>BUNBURY WA 6230

>CITY OF BUNBURY AUSTRALIA DAY FIREWORKS DISPLAY

26/01/2017

8:00 PM

PERTH WATERS (SWAN RIVER) RIVERSIDE DR PERTH WA 6000

CITY OF PERTH AUSTRALIA DAY FIREWORKS (SKYWORKS)

>26/01/2017

>7:30 PM

>MURCHISON RIVER FORESHORE

>GREY ST

>KALBARRI WA 6536

>KALBARRI AUSTRALIA DAY

>26/01/2017

>8:00 PM

>MARIE MARLAND RESERVE HAMILTON RD

>SOUTH HEDLAND WA 6722

>PORT HEDLAND AUSTRALIA DAY CELEBRATIONS

>26/01/2017

>7:00 PM

>CAPRICORN SPORTING COMPLEX

>FORTESCUE AVE

>NEWMAN WA 6753

>AUSTRALIA DAY CELEBRATIONS

>26/01/2017

>7:30 PM

>WHITLOCK ISLAND

>OLIVIA TCE

>CARNARVON WA 6701

>CARNARVON AUSTRALIA DAY

>26/01/2017

>8:00 PM

>GERALDTON ESPLANADE MARINE TCE

>GERALDTON WA 6530

>GERALDTON AUSTRALIA DAY

>26/01/2017

>8:00 PM

>CITY OF ARMADALE COUNCIL CAR PARK ORCHARD AVE

>ARMADALE WA 6112

>AUSTRALIA DAY CELEBRATIONS - CITY OF ARMADALE

>26/01/2017

>8:00 PM

>SOUTHERN BREAKWATER MARINE TCE

>FREMANTLE WA 6160

>FREMANTLE CRACKER NIGHT

>26/01/2017

>8:00 PM

>VAL ST JETTY

>VAL ST

>ROCKINGHAM WA 6168

>ROCKINGHAM AUSTRALIA DAY FIREWORKS DISPLAY

>26/01/2017

>7:45 PM

>KARRATHA LEISUREPLEX DAMPIER HWY

>KARRATHA WA 6714

>CITY OF KARRATHA AUSTRALIA DAY FIREWORKS DISPLAY

>26/01/2017

>8:00 PM

>TOWN BEACH JETTY ROBINSON ST

>BROOME WA 6725

>SHIRE OF BROOME AUSTRALIA DAY FIREWORKS DISPLAY


 No.114806


 No.114807>>114809

>>114767

Do I ask for one for centrelink wfd?

Tbh I was tempted just to do it so I could report back to the neets with some stories about it, after all it's wfd it could be fun seeing how the failed wagie side lives


 No.114808

>>114804

dun dun dun dun-dun


 No.114809>>114821

>>114807

Just ask for a centerlink medical cert. Give the reasons why you need it. I get them easy and I am a sperg with no social skills


 No.114810>>114811 >>114812

>>114790

No but OP's got the same iq as him.


 No.114811>>114812

>>114810

He's a lawyer though


 No.114812

>>114810

>>114811

OP made the right choice, we get fuck all posts past 300, its like people forget the catalog exists


 No.114813

https://files.ozbargain.com.au/upload/128161/46017/001.jpg

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/289340

New Hungry Jews vouchers, hate how the made the 2 whopper jr and 2 chips $5.95, it used to be $4.95


 No.114814>>114816 >>114817 >>114822

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5 minutes till fireworks and the Bunbury foreshore is:

[ ]NOT FULL

[X]FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Westralia bestralia eastern cunts git fucked


 No.114816


 No.114817>>114823

>>114814

There are other neets in bunbury?


 No.114818

Might cook some bacon and eggs. Would take photos but my phone broke :(


 No.114819

>>114740

Fucking triggered tbh, some good comments though.


 No.114821>>114824 >>114827

>>114809

Dunno man, pretty tempted to do a story on horros of wfd for the neets, we need some action here


 No.114822>>114825

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>>114814

Don't forget the fremantle celebrations….oh wait gotta be mindful of coons


 No.114823


 No.114824

>>114821

That might be a reason to do it I guess.


 No.114825>>114826

>>114822

Freo is cuck central. The little melbourne of perth, less niggers though


 No.114826>>114830

>>114825

Needs destroying


 No.114827>>114828

>>114821

Just do it


 No.114828>>114829 >>114837

>>114827

I have a MAX appointment on the 30th for wfd appointment, I think I'll do it just to give you comfy neets horror stories.

Beware the neet who did wfd, for his ghost still haunts these threads


 No.114829

>>114828

We need more stories,


 No.114830

>>114826

fucking amen


 No.114832>>114833 >>114834

Burnt most of the bacon. Was pretty crispy, and brittle. Learning experience I guess.


 No.114833

>>114832

There always is next time, bacon is hard to get right


 No.114834

>>114832

>Was pretty, crispy, and brittle.

This sentence was much more amusing when I thought there was a comma there. Pretty bacon.


 No.114835>>114842 >>114843 >>114855 >>114894

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Any NEETS live near a Dominos?

Their $5 pizzas have to be some of the cheapest NEET food around

I don't live near one so don't go…

I used to go to the one on Elizabeth St - Sydney but it was a pain in the ass to walk to so I usually just went to a food court in the CBD instead


 No.114837

>>114828

I think you should consider this more carefully.

How long are you going to be sentenced to the NEET gulag if you agree to work for the dole?

Won't it be impossible to get back on certs once they know you're fit as a fiddle?


 No.114838

>tfw 2 people in the neighborhood are mowing the lawn at once

not comfy, I did enjoy sleeping in this morning and thinking about all the normies that would be hungover after Australia Day having to begrudgingly get out of bed and wageslave it for a single day kek


 No.114840>>114841

File (hide): 5c296b91d4a130a⋯.webm (3.61 MB, 334x188, 167:94, Chimplet in a washing mac….webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

Are all my fellow neets too drunk to shitpost or what? Where the fuck are ya cunts?


 No.114841>>114844

>>114840

Can't be fucked walking to the fridge to get some beer


 No.114842>>114843 >>114855

>>114835

$5 is pretty good, never really gone ordered a pizza from Dominos before, there is one just around the corner for me, might grab one next time i feel like a pizza.


 No.114843

>>114842

>>114835

I'm sick of pizza tbh. I wish sweet pizzas were more common though.


 No.114844>>114845

>>114841

Spoken like a true neet. God bless you for your service, Sir.


 No.114845

>>114844

I try my best to uphold the neet values in my everyday life


 No.114846>>114851

>tfw home made pizza for dinner

remember to be good to your mummybots NEETs


 No.114850>>114854

>thread inactive again


 No.114851

>>114846

Mine doesn't cook me anything


 No.114852

>>114748

Best place to break down tbf m8


 No.114854

>>114850

Being inactive is a feature


 No.114855>>114856

>>114835

>>114842

Just an FYI, the $5 pizza thing is online only. If you order in store or over the phone then they're $5.95.

Don't be one of the normies who get frustrated about being charged an extra 95 cents because they're too dumb to read small print.


 No.114856>>114857

>>114855

>normies getting asspained over an insignificant amount of money and using it as an excuse to fuck with your day

That really takes me back to retail. Normies are practically animals when they know they can get away with acting however they like


 No.114857>>114858 >>114859 >>114864 >>114865 >>114893

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>>114856

when i wagecucked for a short time in retail, here is what i observed

>boomers

impolite

pushy

stupid

>old people +60

sincere

nice

understanding


 No.114858

>>114857

Damn that room is disgusting


 No.114859>>114860

>>114857

Get a lot of stacies in that bed


 No.114860>>114861

>>114859

Wouldn't surprise me if there was a decaying stacy under there


 No.114861

>>114860

>under the bed

You're very lacking in imagination

She'd be in the drawers, the bin, the printer, the computer case and under the floorboards, all at the same.


 No.114864

>>114857

Lot of boomers now are probably over 60 though anon, they're getting older and older but I agree most older (Like old old) Australians are tops, sometimes I help an old lady carrying her bags onto the bus on my NEET shopping refill and have a chat and most are pretty chill. In a way most of that generation seems to be NEETs themselves, they just like quiet places they can read and watch TV all day - They're not like boomers as much in the sense they want to travel everywhere and go on cruises while doing a thousand and one things, they enjoy a peaceful and moderate existence.

also observations

>indians and middle easteners

haggle over price

try to negotiate everything

the men always act intimidating when they're not


 No.114865>>114866

>>114857

That room looks old style comfy


 No.114866>>114867 >>114868

>>114865

He's probly an abbo


 No.114867>>114869

>>114866

If he was an abo then he'd have no floorboards, they'd have been burnt for firewood.


 No.114868

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>>114866

Its actually the room of a Polish person. phichan is a Polish imageboard


 No.114869

>>114867

The floorboards would be used to do up the windows lol


 No.114870>>114871 >>114873

Has mummy ever caught you fapping?


 No.114871

>>114870

not yet


 No.114872>>114897

My mums caught me loads of times, that why she doesn't go in my room


 No.114873>>114874

>>114870

Somehow not

She found muh porn mag and the thong i "borrowed" from the qt neighbor once when i was about 12 though.


 No.114874>>114875

>>114873

That would have gotton you a spanking


 No.114875>>114877

>>114874

Mummybot never spanked me

Probably because i was bigger than her and had anger issues


 No.114876>>114879 >>114880 >>115253

What proportion of your lives do you NEETs spend in your bedrooms?

I'd say that without exaggerating, 95% of my time that isn't spent fulfilling obligations is spent staring at my monitor inside my bedroom. I used to live in a closet-sized room and did the same, after a few months it became so oppressive and claustrophobic that even booze didn't take away the irrational fear that I was going to suffocate.

Incidentally that was the healthiest period of my life, I spent a lot of time at the library (where I felt too self-conscious to be drunk) and also I'd go running each morning + lite bushwalking or reading in a park during the afternoons.

There's something to be said for non-traditional neeting.


 No.114877>>114878 >>114881

>>114875

>physically damaging the mummybot

You are a bad NEET


 No.114878

>>114877

Sometimes needs a whack when it malfunctions


 No.114879>>114882 >>114894

>>114876

My bedroom is my life and I'm not even a NEET

If I'm not wagecrafting then I'm in my room. I go out and drink at my friend's place maybe once a fortnight, sometimes once a week. Apart from that, I'm in this room all day long. Sleeping at night and sat at my desk during the day.

I'm so bored of this. If I stay in here any longer I fear that the image of this room will be burned into my retinas.


 No.114880>>114884 >>115403

>>114876

I would say about 80-90% of the time I am awake, averaged over a week. I only go out to the shops or psych.


 No.114881

>>114877

I never actually did (or would tbh) she just didn't trust me


 No.114882>>114883

>>114879

Is heroin to blame for this? No offense intended, just curious. I'd like to think that if I had money and a vehicle I'd be living muh life to the fullest.


 No.114883>>114890 >>114916

>>114882

>Is heroin to blame for this? No offense intended, just curious.

No offense taken. And tbh, the heroin is just a big meme. I've used it a bunch of times but never anywhere near on a regular basis - the last time I bought some for myself I ended up flushing it down the toilet because I wasn't enjoying it.

>I'd like to think that if I had money and a vehicle I'd be living muh life to the fullest.

Having money and a vehicle makes some things easier, namely that I never have to worry about mummybot whining at me to cover some of the bills, nor do I have to worry about whether or not I can afford booze and junk food. But at the end of the day, you can have all the money you want and it doesn't matter for shit if you've still got problems in your brain regarding depression, apathy, and motivation.

A compulsion towards NEETdom or a NEETesque lifestyle isn't a disease but a symptom of a larger problem. I'd imagine practically everyone in these threads could be diagnosed with some degree of depression. It's crippling.

The fact that I've gotten as far as I have with my life amazes me sometimes. Even then, I just want to give up somedays. It's hard.


 No.114884>>114886 >>114892

>>114880

Does it fuck with your head? I sometimes feel super disoriented when I go outdoors, there are too many colours and so much open space. Ages ago I read an article on a guy's experiences living in dense jungle and he mentioned offhand that when he returned to city life he had some trouble adjusting because his eyes had become accustomed to focusing on shit that was at most a few metres away. I think the same is happening to me because I'm always in my room.

Related: do any of you cunts get a weird rushing, 'whoa' sensation when you see an enormous open space from above?


 No.114885>>114887

Too lazy to walk to the toilet for a shit, too bad you cant get people to take shit for you


 No.114886

>>114884

>his eyes had become accustomed to focusing on shit that was at most a few metres away

that's myopia

either gotta stare out the window more or learn to massage your eyeballs


 No.114887>>114888

>>114885

You could just set up the neet cave in the toilet


 No.114888

>>114887

I don't think mummy well let me live in the bathroom


 No.114890>>114891

>>114883

Yeah that's not the behavior I'd expect of a junkie. Glad to know that's not the case.

I have some thoughts on the natural NEET tendencies of some people, a lot of whom are employed. I don't think it's unacceptable, unhealthy or even unusual to be a NEET at heart, in fact the entire human race used to operate in an extremely neetish way and since then nothing in our biology has changed to make us more suited to the modern wagecrafting lifestyle. Situational depression seems inevitable. Population density / resource scarcity has really fucked our species up.

I'd elaborate but I'm fugging tired and I'd like to curl up in my neetnest and fall asleep to an ASMR video. Maybe I'll write about it tomorrow.

Goodnight


 No.114891

>>114890

Goodnight.


 No.114892

>>114884

It does sometimes, when I go outside occasionally I have to adjust a bit to everything, the light, sounds, many people. All such deviations from what I usually expect.


 No.114893

>>114857

thought it was a screencap from HL2


 No.114894>>114899 >>114900

>>114879

Are you me?

If I've been doing a cheeky durden and running this site while I'm supposed to be asleep it would explain a lot tbh.

>>114835

A real favorite of mine. I have $15 to live on for 9 days or something so it's maybe out of my price range this week. Also when mummy doesn't lend me her car I'd have to ride like 3km on my bike and it would be cold as shit when I got home. I have a tin of beans and a tin of meat and potatoes to live on. I reckon I've got pasta and some sauce but I don't know how to cook it so it might as well be non existent. I've got some weetbix too but I reckon it's stale or something and the milks only good for another day or two, how long does weetbix take to go off? I've not eaten any in months because I've literally not done the washing up in months after I discovered that a place-mat with a piece of tissue on it is just as good but doesn't need washing and cheaper than paper plates. In other news, I am technically alive, I can't unfuck my sleep schedule and I've been playing 90 hours a week of vidya and never leave my room. Never get housemates. It's the fucking worst.


 No.114896

File (hide): 856c84bae3aefff⋯.jpg (258.01 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 856.jpg) (h) (u)

>think of cringey shit I did years ago

>start sweating


 No.114897>>114898

>>114872

>caught me loads

With her hands or mouth?


 No.114898


 No.114899

>>114894

>I've got pasta and sauce but don't know how to cook it

You simply put the pasta in a saucepan of boiling salted-water for however many minutes the packet instructs you to do, drain, then stir through the sauce (I'm assuming it's of the jarred variety). If you're not adding cooked mince then you can either heat the sauce in a separate sauce/fry-pan or blitz it in a microwave (just not in its glass jar as it might not be made to withstand the heat/microwaves and could explode).

>I've got some Weetbix but I reckon it's stale

So taste it and find out, as long as there's no visible mould it should be good to eat and you need to use that milk.


 No.114900

>>114894

You should really learn some basic life skills m8


 No.114901>>114904

I left the iron on for 2 days, went into the laundry and saw it was still plugged in


 No.114902>>114903 >>114905

I was just browsing eBay (hopefully) in search of cheap 2nd-hand novels but was disgusted to find the majority of the books were at costs more than double what you'd pay at a brick&mortar store such as Dymocks. It used to be a place where you could get a bargain from one-off sellers but now it's filled with cunts determined to make a living off of the site selling overpriced goods.


 No.114903

>>114902

All the normies just wanna look cool by shopping online like its 2005


 No.114904

>>114901

Most if not all modern irons will automatically switch-off after a certain amount of time…


 No.114905>>114906

>>114902

Use booko if you want books reasonably cheap. Cheapest is always in person at secondhand stores and shit though


 No.114906>>114908

>>114905

Yeah I'm going to check out a few 2nd-hand stores and a book-exchange this coming week (it's too hot to venture outside this weekend). I feel like playing some vidya today, either Majora's Mask or some Resident Evil using the appropriate emulator.


 No.114907>>114909

Gonna be nice and rainy this week in perth, wagies gonna get washed away


 No.114908>>114913

>>114906

I was playing resident evil 2&3 a couple of months ago, i still had the original discs so i just popped them in my computer.


 No.114909

>>114907

At least the high 30s shit is finally fucking off


 No.114911>>114912 >>114918

hot day today, what's on for this week NEETs?


 No.114912

>>114911

I need to return some books to the library and get a haircut at some point.


 No.114913>>114919

>>114908

Watched a mate play the newest Resident Evil (what is it now, 7?) and honestly the first two thirds were fantastic. Last third not so much. Would recommend to pirate if your machine can handle it for the first two thirds alone, they actually did a good job until then. Much better than the other abortions they'd been shitting out underneath the title before this.


 No.114916>>114917 >>114922

>>114883

Degenerate. Leave my board, please.


 No.114917

>>114916

(USER WAS KICKED FROM BUCKET)


 No.114918

>>114911

shopping, animus, vidya, shitposting


 No.114919

>>114913

Yeah 7 was just released this week though I'm yet to play 6 and the only Resident Evil game I've played is RE5 on PS3 plus a bit of Code Veronica on PS2. If it wasn't for emulators I'd have to pay a ridiculous amount to some Pajeet on eBay for the actual machines just to play those old games. They must be sent back.


 No.114920>>114921

Just saw the latest Resident Evil film (I've been needing a zombie-fix since the mid-season break of The Walking Dead), and while it's not going to win any Oscars it was OK. Some badass-looking creatures/vehicles plus Milla Jovovich still looks delicious for her age - 41


 No.114921>>114923

>>114920

Im going to see it in an hour


 No.114922>>114925

>>114916

If enough of us get together we could overthrow the cunt and take over the board, just like a military coup


 No.114923>>114926

>>114921

Prepare your ear-drums for a lot of sudden loud noises. You going by yourself or will mummybot escort you?


 No.114924>>114927 >>114928

File (hide): e8c5085aa66448c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 58.97 KB, 590x590, 1:1, Choc-top ice-coon.jpg) (h) (u)

Lick me white boi like I lick da white women's arsehole, and enjoy da movie


 No.114925

>>114922

And then what? Someone would have to do the work of banning certain homosexual neets all the time. It's just not a task for a neet


 No.114926

>>114923

Nah. Friend wanted to go to a card shop to play in an autistic pokemon card championship but they didn't have to cards so were going to watch this instead


 No.114927

>>114924

POO POO


 No.114928

>>114924

Your thumb looks like my thumb


 No.114930>>114931

Yo fellow neats what is happening


 No.114931>>114932

File (hide): 39d8cede48c5b6b⋯.png (762.06 KB, 1137x653, 1137:653, darnmexicans.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 2f61838a6181ba8⋯.png (815.28 KB, 1139x655, 1139:655, darnrizzo.png) (h) (u)

>>114930

Getting high and watching anime. Imagine my surprise when…

Anyway, what about you?


 No.114932>>114933 >>114958

>>114931

Kek

I'm having a few cold ones and watching the crikkit. Might watch some anime or some bojack horseman afterwards, depends if i can be fucked with subtitles or not


 No.114933>>114934

>>114932

Getting drunk much? Cause if so, yeah nah fuck subtitles aye.


 No.114934>>114935

>>114933

Nah just drinking enough to be in a good mood. I have learnt from experience that being drunk and reading subtitles is a bad idea though, even if my drunk brain thinks it is totally getting the plot


 No.114935

>>114934

Cocky little fucker he is m8, absolutely


 No.114937>>114940 >>114958

Might get on the vodka tonight. Would make a vid but the camera is fucked, have to wait until tuesday to get a new phone.


 No.114938>>114939 >>114940

Doing a puzzle right now, it's noahs ark look at the whales chained up to the ship


 No.114939>>114962

File (hide): cf61d1797a4acee⋯.jpg (1.74 MB, 2560x1536, 5:3, 20170128_184853.jpg) (h) (u)

File (hide): 0f95a6470d6d0ff⋯.jpg (2.01 MB, 2560x1536, 5:3, 20170128_184839.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.114940

>>114938

Puzzles are pretty comfy

>>114937

The neet videos have really stagnated lately. It's a full on drought


 No.114941>>114942 >>114956

I really want to see the film ballerina but will look like a paedophile if I go alone. I'm not that creepy or anything, it just genuinely seems like a happy, inspiring film. How long do you reckon it will take to be available for download via a torrent? Not a shitty cam rip, I'm not that desperate. I just like kids films provided they aren't explicitly Jewish.


 No.114942>>114943

>>114941

Samefag.

If I had the money I could hire an escort and pretend that she is dragging me to see the film lol.


 No.114943

>>114942

Probably have to wait a month, depends on the interest and demand for the movie.


 No.114944>>114945 >>114946 >>114973 >>114975

>tfw no gf


 No.114945

>>114944

Doesn't even bother me anymore tbh.


 No.114946>>114947

>>114944

I saw a lot of hot chicks at joondalup today, had to resist my rape mode


 No.114947>>114951

>>114946

You could have been on the news


 No.114951

>>114947

I could have had it all


 No.114956

File (hide): d65431466106768⋯.jpg (194.41 KB, 1498x1000, 749:500, Elle Fanning.jpg) (h) (u)

>>114941

What you need is a brown trench coat, fedora and a pair of large dark-tinted sunglasses so no-one will notice as you walk in/out and/or jerk-off in the cinema.


 No.114957>>114959

I went into a store to drop off my CV and spoke with a qt cashier about the position for a minute or so.

Walked out and started fantasizing about spending the rest of my life with her. She was probably 17. What the fuck is wrong with me.


 No.114958

>>114932

>>114937

>tfw 2 weeks sober

It's also payday for me tomorrow and usually I'd have nothing in the bank because it would all get spent on booze but now that I'm not buying alcohol I've managed to save a couple hundred from just the one dole cheque. If I can keep this up I'll be fairly-rich at the end of the year.


 No.114959>>114961

>>114957

What's wrong with you? Probably nothing apart from the fact that you (assumably) spend very little time with any females (besides mummybot) so when you do have an interaction with one (especially a longish one with a qt) you end up with much stronger feelings of attraction than you would have if you were around females more often. Or you may just be a psycho creep :)


 No.114961>>114965

>>114959

Yeah, I think you're right. Do you know this feel?


 No.114962

File (hide): d8288dc715aa3b9⋯.jpg (107.93 KB, 1272x712, 159:89, We_can_survive_on_the_Abig….JPG) (h) (u)

>>114939

What with global warming we should all be building some sort of boat to live off of when the sea rises. Anyway did you finish the puzzle?


 No.114965

>>114961

I certainly do


 No.114966

File (hide): 70b5c4dc838c744⋯.jpg (20.08 KB, 620x377, 620:377, Michael James Holt.jpg) (h) (u)

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 No.114973

File (hide): 4dfbfab737019f1⋯.png (82.83 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1484714734443.png) (h) (u)


 No.114975>>114976

>>114944

>tfw no friends

Bitches come and go, but at the end of the day, what do you do if you have no one to play video games with?


 No.114976

>>114975

Play video games by yourself. I've been doing it my entire life


 No.114977

File (hide): 01796e8a3151be4⋯.webm (1.91 MB, 480x268, 120:67, robot_gets_bullied.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

This is the true nature of a wagie


 No.114978>>114979

Morning NEETs , sure is quiet


 No.114979>>114981

File (hide): 79eb3abe4ada185⋯.jpg (131.73 KB, 882x731, 882:731, 1481627472553.jpg) (h) (u)

>>114978

>morning


 No.114981

>>114979

Is for me lol, NEET time


 No.114982>>114984 >>114985 >>114987

File (hide): 5d8af0abc0547e7⋯.jpg (62.98 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1445714529723.jpg) (h) (u)

Fuck going over the data limit


 No.114984>>114986

>>114982

Feel for ya m8, what's your cap?


 No.114985

>>114982

>tfw unlimited internet and never leave the house to use my mobile data


 No.114986>>114987 >>114993

>>114984

200GB. It doesn't reset until next Friday


 No.114987

>>114982

>>114986

>he has any sort of data limit

Hahahaha

I've got NBN with unlimited data. It's fucking awesome. This week alone I've probably downloaded the equivalent of your entire data limit.

I remember back when I had a limit though, it sucked. As much as I'm laughing at you, I do feel your pain.


 No.114993

>>114986

time to go outside and explore the great outdoors while your 1mb pepe is taking a few hours to upload


 No.114997>>114998 >>115009

>that message at the top

looks like BO will be delivering pizzas in jail soon


 No.114998

>>114997

nothing wrong with being white m8


 No.115000>>115001

Eight teenagers arrested at out-of-control party in Brisbane

>tfw you'll never attend one


 No.115001>>115002 >>115010 >>115030

>>115000

Geeze cheesecake m8 I'm a socially retarded 24yo virgin and I went to a few dozen parties from age 16 to around 20 when I went full-recluse mode. It's a necessary part of growing up, you can't hope to relate to people as you get older if you've missed out on such a widely shared experience. You're going to have a pretty difficult time getting to know people if you have no point of reference here, that partying period is seen by a lot of people as the best era of their entire life.

If I were you I'd start trying to fix this immediately. You don't need to attend house parties, there's a very similar vibe during NYE and Margi Gras in the Sydney CBD, unadulterated chaos and fun.


 No.115002>>115003

>>115001

Chad get OUT


 No.115003

File (hide): 0a40b15ebbeb779⋯.png (128.51 KB, 724x611, 724:611, 1443150347852.png) (h) (u)

>>115002

>virgin

>Chad


 No.115009


 No.115010>>115127

>>115001

Interesting. I think it is too late for me to do all that stuff, same as I never will experience teenage love/relationships. I will have a new vid out tonight so stay tuned.


 No.115012>>115013 >>115014

shut down IRC, it kills the thread


 No.115013

>>115012

IRC is dead as well. Everyone must have got jobs.


 No.115014>>115015

>>115012

the threads were dead before IRC though


 No.115015

>>115014

They only started slowing down ever since muh sekrit club IRC namefag circlejerk appeared.


 No.115020>>115021 >>115025 >>115029

File (hide): f32840f5b4210c6⋯.jpg (13.72 KB, 303x276, 101:92, 1390678524328.jpg) (h) (u)

>Get text from Max on Sunday about a 9am appointment on Monday

>Didn't even get a MyGov letter

>Med Cert hasn't even expired yet


 No.115021>>115030

>>115020

just ignore it, they cant cut your payment


 No.115025

>>115020

[[[Max]]]


 No.115029

File (hide): 91f785e7f3dc3cf⋯.jpg (469.51 KB, 1600x1067, 1600:1067, MAX and the NEET.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115020

>9am appointment on a Monday when your cert hasn't even expired

lmao

This is how I like to imagine you NEETs who aren't on DSP.


 No.115030>>115033 >>115071

>>115001

>We're all Cheesecake-NEET now

and it ain't easy

>>115021

Yes, they can. For they hold power over the NEET, a power that seemingly has become immune to med certs. Dark days ahead fellow NEETs…


 No.115031>>115033

Morning neets

it's time for another week in the abyss


 No.115033

>>115030

Boy I could sure go for a cheesecake.

>>115031

Melbourne?


 No.115034>>115035

Fucking hot weather today NEETs

Got cravings to play some League, know im going to regret it as soon as I'm in game though so holding off

Might make some pancake mix up so I can have a nice breakfast over the next few days, would anyone like to see a /cookingwithneet/ video or not? might be a little hard to film though that's all


 No.115035

>>115034

cooking videos are always pretty comfy


 No.115036>>115037 >>115252

File (hide): d42c9932341308b⋯.jpg (67.67 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1458275444652.jpg) (h) (u)

The kids are back at school today, there's something so relaxing about being home alone.

I feel like I can achieve some small goals now that they're out of my sphere of responsibility for six hours a day. The enormous downside is that I now have to walk six kilometres in the baking sun every afternoon to escort them back home on the bus and instead of caring for them at home I'm expected to spend all day cleaning and tidying the house. If this work isn't done then I'm punished when mummy arrives home so, really, my free time is an illusion.

I dropped off my resume to a couple businesses this morning and it was clear the wagies didn't give a single fuck about making sure they were delivered to whoever was in charge of hiring. I find this shit so discouraging, the reason I'm handing out paper copies in the first place is because applying online means spending an hour filling out a web-form and a personality questionnaire only for my application to be summarily rejected for some reason that's never made clear to me.

Why is life so unrelentingly terrible?


 No.115037>>115038

>>115036

Your life would make a pretty great NEET comedy


 No.115038>>115039

>>115037

I should record mummy yelling at me, it's bound to happen this week because I usually blow off a few hours of housework each day so that I can keep my sanityg


 No.115039>>115042

>>115038

so that I can keep my sanity, usually spending that time on something like a Udemy course, coding projects or reading.


 No.115040>>115041 >>115043

File (hide): e472105b4a5123f⋯.jpg (92.03 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 1485466070238.jpg) (h) (u)

Literally can't stop coming back to and staring at this pick

God damn


 No.115041

>>115040

It looks like someone tried to blow-up her head like a balloon, though I'd happily skull-fuck her unusually large cranium. 1/10


 No.115042>>115044

>>115039

What sort of coding projects are you working on? Wouldn't it be nice to live off the profits of an app/s you built and every day you wake up to discover more people have purchased those apps and to see your bank account balance rise daily, instead of waiting for our meager fortnightly allowance?


 No.115043

>>115040

Oh hey it's that chick who looks like an ayy lmao


 No.115044

>>115042

Nothing right now, prior to these past school holidays I was following along with The Odin Project and some Team Treehouse videos. Supremely frustrating stuff but it dragged me out of the stagnated NEET mindset and meditating beforehand made it more bearable.

I don't really have any hope that I'll make a profitable app, I just like making things. I don't get a fortnightly allowance either, if I could get the dole I wouldn't bother looking for a job until I was qualified for higher-paying work than retail. Minimum waging grinds you down pretty quick.


 No.115045>>115046

Five dead after shooting at Canadian mosque

The leaves are fighting back

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2017/01/30/13/36/shots-fired-at-quebec-city-mosque


 No.115046

>>115045

it was syrian refugees m8


 No.115047>>115057

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Man goes on threat-filled rant at scene of Bourke Street rampage. Filmed today apparently


 No.115048>>115049 >>115051

So mum fucked up yet again and gave me the wrong instructions to pick up the kids. I was going to bicycle to the school but the stupid cunt neglected to leave the shed key at the house so I wasn't able to access the bike, cue walking for an hour in direct sunlight on a 35 degree day.

Of course the bitch screamed at me over the phone when I told her I was going to be late. Mark my words NEETs, arcane mummy alchemy will transform her blatant fuckup into a mistake on my part and my part alone.

I'm pink all over and the sunburn hasn't had a chance to set in yet. If I get skin cancer because that dumb bitch was too fucking jewish to organize afterschool care I'm going to force her into an abusive nursing home


 No.115049

>>115048

P.S

REEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.115050>>115052 >>115054 >>115056 >>115058 >>115060 >>115072 >>115081 >>115251

Fellow NEETs, I have an idea for a starting a fetish business and need your guidance.

There is a big market for Australian girls in porn and porn related productions overseas. Americans in particular really like seeing young, fresh, amateur Aussie girls.

But it is illegal to produce hard core porn in Australia. What I want to do is produce content catering to a niche. Which niche I haven't fully decided yet, but I have some ideas.

My main idea is I get normal, fresh, young Aussie girls (not trashy ones), around 18 and 19 years old. I get them to wear school girl outfits and do a short bubbly interview with the camera. Then I show them a very large (12 inch +) black dildo, and get them to essentially suck it and play with it while acting awkward or happy or bubbly or however their natural personality comes out.

I honestly believe this could end up with a few hundred subscribers (paying monthly for new videos) if marketed right. What do you think and do you have any other ideas?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR JEWISH SUBVERSION)

 No.115051

>>115048

always keep a good set of tools in reach


 No.115052>>115053

>>115050

are you jewish and have rich friends?


 No.115053

>>115052

No, but why would I need either? A guy I saw online paid girls $50 an hour to crush bugs on camera for a fetish porn site. He paid medical students, waitresses, normal girls. I intend to offer $200 for 30 minutes of dildo sucking and an interview. I intend to have 4 clips on the site to start out ($800 investment) and thereon after pump out 1 new clip a week. Only 20 or 30 subscribers and the site will be self-sustaining, and then profitable from thereon out.


 No.115054>>115055

>>115050

>get them to wear school girl outfits

That would be illegal.

Accessories like lollipops, school uniforms and age-indicative stuff like that are all forbidden.


 No.115055

>>115054

SRS? I don't know if that's true here in Canberra mate, we have pretty lax laws. I will ask them their age and they will reply "18" or "19" (as is the truth) in the beginning of the video.


 No.115056

>>115050

None of us have money for porn and none of us even talk to women that aren't our mummybots. Unless you want to make mummybotxneet porn you're asking the wrong group of people.


 No.115057

>>115047

He needs a car


 No.115058>>115063

>>115050

I don't say this often, but you need to get out more


 No.115059>>115073

Fucking flexihoses on the kitchen sink burst almost flooding the house, had to spend $50 on replacement parts and bunnings staff were unhelpful as fuck. At least I saved money on a plumber


 No.115060>>115063

>>115050

There is no money in porn, and why a black dildo? quit being a degenerate Jew.


 No.115061>>115062 >>115070

File (hide): ca3002a12aabf2f⋯.jpg (14.65 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 1485683214569.jpg) (h) (u)

>kids back at school

>uni cucks will be back at uni in another month

can't wait for my empty and vacant NEET walks and comfy 10AM NEET refill shopping trips


 No.115062

>>115061

fuck I know right. I was getting so sick of there being normies and kids everywhere during the holidays.


 No.115063>>115064 >>115065 >>115190

>>115060

Because it's hotter if it's a black dildo. Wholesome Aussie teen white girls sucking on black dildos will sell, white dildos won't.

>>115058

Why?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.115064

>>115063

No, it's degenerate and deplorable you want to corrupt Australian girls like that


 No.115065

>>115063

>white dildos won't

I wonder who is behind this post


 No.115066>>115069

test


 No.115069


 No.115070

>>115061

Finally the wagies will be back in their cagies and having a ragie.


 No.115071

>>115030

>Yes, they can.

If you have an active med cert they cannot as centerlink will not let them, I have had my job place tell me there is an appointment when I have a med cert, I just ignore them and they cannot do shit.


 No.115072>>115075 >>115077

>>115050

You're retarded. There is a niche in this market and my idea is way fucking better than yours and I'm not telling you what it is. Stay poor while I'm minted.

>had to do the captcha again

>put in the spaces like a good goy

>finaly letters won't input

>start stressing that my keyboard is broken

>start unplugging it and panicking

>realize im retarded

This is the man that came up with an idea leagues and leagues ahead of yours.


 No.115073>>115083

>>115059

Did you get a snag while there?


 No.115074>>115078 >>115082 >>115084 >>115215

tfw you will never get to experience WoW the same way as when you were a kid

Is it just me or have games completely gone to shit in this most recent era? CS GO, League and Hearthstone is all anyone seems to play.

New video games don't seem to have the environment or atmosphere that ones in the last did, the "epicness" is no longer there - Everything just seems to be the same old rehashed AAA title with a linear single player that guides you through a pre-selected experience. There is no real "openness", the last GTA sort of came close but it's simply not on the same level as titles prior.

Even given technical bottlenecks that existed at the time, 2007-2012 were the defining golden years of gaming. 2005 and onwards was very good too and up until 2014 was decent as well, anything before or after that was either ramping up or ramping down in my mind though.

I feel sorry for this generation of kids tbh more than anything, I guess they have social media now though


 No.115075

>>115072

You don't need to put in spaces when filling out captcha I think


 No.115077>>115079

>>115072

What's the niche mate? Share it for us. Or at least give us a hint.


 No.115078

>>115074

Tbh vidya has always been a pretty limited medium


 No.115079

>>115077

Aussie girls using white dildos


 No.115081

>>115050

just call it art and bobs ya uncle


 No.115082

>>115074

Its almost like you grew up.


 No.115083

>>115073

Nah it was raining so I don't think they were doing them


 No.115084

File (hide): 9dbbfa3324f980c⋯.jpg (104.02 KB, 1512x551, 1512:551, 1404291772751.jpg) (h) (u)

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>>115074

There's nothing wrong with the games, mate

You just grew up is all.


 No.115086>>115087 >>115089 >>115134

I know we all had a bit of a laugh at FN's little adventure but do any other neets get the urge to go innawoods? I think if I could drive I'd go camping, there's something very appealing about it


 No.115087>>115088

>>115086

Until you get bored and want to go home


 No.115088

>>115087

Yeah I think it'd only work in short spurts unless you have some kind of activity to do


 No.115089

>>115086

I'd love to live there one day


 No.115090>>115091 >>115093 >>115184 >>115249

Living with housemates is the worst.

There are literally no upsides.


 No.115091>>115092

>>115090

worse than a mummy bot?


 No.115092

>>115091

Unless you have the NZ model mummybots are far superior to basically anyone else a neet could live with


 No.115093>>115094

>>115090

u need to live with a gf

same as me


 No.115094>>115095

>>115093

gfs are worse than housemates because they cost you money and you can't just ignore them


 No.115095>>115097 >>115250

>>115094

Living with housemates costs you your free time because they will invariably do shit that annoys you and breaks up your schedule with their time in the kitchen, the shower, the lounge room etc etc etc

Living with a gf means you can walk around naked and do pretty much anything you want whenever you want

All my last live-in gf asked to do with me outside the house was visit restaraunts once or twice a week


 No.115097>>115098

>>115095

That's still a lot of effort, guess I'll go down to the gf store tomorrow and give it a shot


 No.115098

>>115097

Bit objectifying there m8


 No.115099>>115100 >>115104 >>115111 >>115186

Why don't you cunts just apply for social housing, it's only like $150 a week and you get a comfy neet apartment.

No housemates, no mummybots.


 No.115100>>115102

>>115099

Just a million year wait for one, gotta compete with single mums and ahmeds


 No.115102>>115103

>>115100

I think it depends on your situation, if you could prove that you were in desperate need of housing with the result of ending up homeless (tell them mummybot kicked you out), you could jump the queue.


 No.115103>>115154

>>115102

>straight white male

>jumping the queue ever

Dream on m80


 No.115104>>115188

>>115099

Gov housing you can't get rent assistance


 No.115107>>115109 >>115120 >>115124

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>high of 40 degrees today

>mum didn't leave her copy of the shed key

How many times can the exact same mistake be made before something changes? Think I'll catch an uber and try to recoup the bux from her later.


 No.115109>>115118

>>115107

Should Reeee at her.

Morning cunts


 No.115111>>115112

>>115099

I pay $100 a fortnight in board and it includes meals and I don't want to live in some terrible neighborhood full of scum.


 No.115112>>115114

>>115111

Yeah most gov housing is in shit tier areas. I plan on renting with one of my siblings to escape the mummybot. I don't pay any board with mummybot though, might be privileged. She always has a go at me though


 No.115114>>115121

>>115112

I have thought about that but I would still be sharing a house with someone, I want to live on my own so I can do whatever I want and get fumos and stuff.


 No.115117>>115123 >>115204

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>tfw glorious overcast cool weather today

Almost makes me glad I didn't off myself because of the weather last week


 No.115118>>115119 >>115122

>>115109

Morning Billy, what fun activities do you have planned for today?


 No.115119

>>115118

Not him but my plan is to avoid mummybot's wrath by doing housework most of the day again.


 No.115120>>115129

>>115107

>How many times can the exact same mistake be made before something changes?

Such as getting your own copy of the key cut?


 No.115121

>>115114

If you rent with someone who works all the time like I plan to it might be pretty close I guess


 No.115122

>>115118

Might cook some eggs for breakfast. I am glad I woke up at 7am today rather than 2pm in the afternoon. Might enjoy some early morning vidya


 No.115123>>115135

>>115117

Raining and 18c here in Perth. I will be enjoying this winter 'preview' while it lasts


 No.115124

>>115107

just kick the door down


 No.115127>>115128 >>115130

>>115010

> I will have a new vid out tonight so stay tuned.

Why have you disappointed us so?


 No.115128>>115130

>>115127

Hmm, he told us he'd have numerous videos out this month.


 No.115129

>>115120

I've had two copies, both have been taken by people who don't live in this house because I was naive enough to keep them on the communal keyhooks. Why do these dumb niggers need a copy of a key for a padlock that never leaves the shed? Why couldn't the keys just be left in the most convenient and secure spot - inside the house? Because just fuck my shit up.


 No.115130>>115132 >>115136

>>115127

>>115128

My phone got water damaged and I had to purchase a new one. Mummybot has been off work sick for the last two weeks, and will be for another so it is very hard to film without her interrogating me and a fight. I really hate letting people down ;_;


 No.115131>>115132

I have already have one in editing and should be up today. Need to cut parts out of it to be 15mins


 No.115132

>>115130

You're alright m8, we all have felt the burn of the mummybot before.

>>115131

Oh. fantastic then.


 No.115134

>>115086

I unironically thought the metal detecting for gold was pretty cool and camping/fishing in rural areas too but like you no car and being alone as well would suck unless you had some mates


 No.115135

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>>115123

mfw NSW is high 30s


 No.115136>>115137

>>115130

>who are you talking to?

>oh, so you're happy to talk to people on the internet but not search for a job?

>why don't you get off your ass and find some work?


 No.115137

>>115136

I think my mummybot would be surprised to hear me actually talking to other people


 No.115143>>115144 >>115146 >>115156 >>115201

NEETs, recommend me some anime. My life is meaningless so I might as well go all the way and become a weeb too. I've only ever watched one series before, Welcome to the NHK.


 No.115144>>115145 >>115148 >>115156 >>115215

>>115143

The Tatami Galaxy

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Legend of the Galactic Heroes

Gundam (0079 and Zeta in particular)

Clannad

Code Geass

Planetes

Spice & Wolf

Initial D

Surely something on the list will spark your interest, just do a bit of googling beforehand


 No.115145>>115147

>>115144

Cheers, man. Looking those up should keep me busy for a while.


 No.115146>>115149 >>115156

>>115143

What kind of thing do you like? Samurai Champolo and Jourmungand might be good starters.


 No.115147>>115149

>>115145

I shilled it earlier in this thread even I think, but look into Gyakkyou Burai Kaiji. Very stylized too.


 No.115148>>115156

>>115144

>initial d

SPEEDY SPEED BOY


 No.115149>>115151

>>115146

I'm not too picky, so I'm willing to take a look at most things. Something which has a lot of episodes is definitely a bonus in my eyes. I hate getting attached to characters and then it ends after one season.

>>115147

Based on some quick Googling, it seems interesting. I'll take a look. Thanks.


 No.115151

>>115149

Gintama is pretty good and has a fair few. The other long running shows would be Naruto Shipuuden, Bleach, Onepeice and Fairy Tail. Out of the latter I personally could only tolerate Naruto Shipuuden but even then I do not watch it anymore because of the way it went.


 No.115154>>115155

>>115103

Just tell them your a gay transvestite aboriginal refugee woman. Pretty sure that case with the tranny in NSW last year established precedent for people being able to say they are whatever they feel like.

What are they gonna do, show you pictures of cocks and fannies and see what gets you off? DNA test your aboriginality? Imagine the lefty butthurt, they'd never even try it.


 No.115155>>115157

>>115154

Pretty sure you have to actually get diagnosed as a tranny


 No.115156

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>>115143

I'd suggest Ghost in the Shell even if you're not into sci-fi/cyberpunk stuff. Animated or not its such a fantastic setting and phenomenal movie. Watch them in this order '95 Movie > SAC1,2,3 > Movie 2 > Arise.

If you don't mind reading manga on the PC screen you can kind copies of the original manga online and it's pretty good too.

>you'll never be able to trade this worthless body for a nice robot one or just upload yourself to the net and leave behind corporeal existence

>>115148

Pretty good autism kino.

>>115146

Both very good.

>>115144

NGE, Gundam (anything in the UC continuity) and Spice and Wolf would be my picks from this.

If you're looking for a great time filler though, watch DS9. I watched it on mummybots netflix account and I fucking loved it.


 No.115157>>115158

>>115155

>I swear it's not a mental illness

>but we need still need to diagnose it

do these people even drink their own koolaid anymore?


 No.115158

>>115157

They think it's an illness that you "cure" by cutting off your benis


 No.115161>>115163 >>115164 >>115166 >>115213 >>115214 >>115215

Dear neets,

It has been 3 weeks since I started my full time job at a military base cleaning transitory houses, my current earnings approximate 1600 dollareedoos with last weeks pay of 800 dollareedoos arriving tomorrow. Working on a military base is surprisingly disappointing, the security is handled by contractors, the soldiers are lax and I saw a picture of a highly ranked airman with the last name Turnbull. Such a discovery prompted me to seek out why our military has become so shit, after a long torturous search using Google I typed in the words minister of defense aus and found the reason.

Still 800 a week is good since I am now buying stuff I've wanted for awhile, an MP3, sturdy thermos, audio technica IEM's and I'm now considering buying a van and converting the back into a mobile neet paradise.


 No.115163>>115165

>>115161

>now considering buying a van

VN?


 No.115164>>115165

>>115161

Do you find any womens panties on the job?


 No.115165

>>115164

The female soldiers working here reside in permanent housing, I clean temp housing that hosts people from a few days to a few weeks, so no found panties yet.

>>115163

A van, specifically a Toyota hiace 1998.


 No.115166>>115167

>>115161

Mobile NEET house is a good idea though


 No.115167>>115170 >>115203

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>>115166

Yup, I was thinking about making the insides cyber punk, put some solar panels on top, led lights on the inside, a couple car baterries to power my desktop, travel from city to city and leach wifi and food.


 No.115168>>115170

A couple that I'm friends with recently finished renovating the caravan they'd bought to be comfortable, actually. Took it out in Tasmania and since their first trip went well the plan is to get it ferried over to the mainland and spend however long it takes driving around Australia, picking up whatever jobs whenever they need them. A lot more people are going this route lately.


 No.115170>>115175 >>115176

>>115168

A much lower cost lifestyle. How would getting mail work? P.O box?

>>115167

I would go for a cosy theme, and make it look like a cabin. Up to you though. Solar panels the full length of the roof, maybe fold out ones too for extra power.


 No.115175>>115208

>>115170

I have no clue, actually. Being constantly on the move I'd guess if it's not e-mail, they're not getting it… Investing in a P.O box if they've stopped somewhere long enough sounds plausible. I'll pose the question next time I speak with them.


 No.115176

>>115170

You can get most important letters on the internet now, it must make traveling a bit easier


 No.115180>>115181 >>115182 >>115183

I really need to get a job at this point, but nothing is working.

What is the secret, where are all the jobs that will take anyone? I will work in a factory, I don't care.


 No.115181

>>115180

Guess it depends on your skills, some places just wanna hire the pajeets and asians because they'll never have to pay them correctly


 No.115182

>>115180

Be young and don't have massive resume gaps


 No.115183

>>115180

wear fishnets and stand on a corner at night


 No.115184>>115187

>>115090

>tfw mummybot semi-officially (it'll be offical in 2-4 weeks) moved out

>tfw live alone and only pay $110 a week in rent


 No.115186

>>115099

>tfw been in good public housing for 14 years and will keep doing so till I die.


 No.115187>>115237

>>115184

I pay over $150 to live with a stoned fuckwit who has never cleaned a thing in his life and an alcoholic shitlord who pisses on the floor and shouts down the house every few days once he's on the lash.


 No.115188

>>115104

You dont need rent assistance for govbux housing they just take around 1/4 of your income for rent.


 No.115190>>115192

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>115063

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPMd8dDySRM

Even if you're joking, stop.

Reminder that casual sex, pornography(besides drawings/computer graphics) and prostitution are degenerate acts that no man or woman should commit.


 No.115191>>115195 >>115200

I found out a few nights ago that my favourite whore died and it's got me really down cause nobody could ride cock better than her.

Probably for the best tho because she was the only reason I kept fucking whores.


 No.115192

>>115190

Its VN he cant help but cuckpost.

Why he isnt permabanned is beyond me.


 No.115195>>115196 >>115198 >>115199 >>115206

>>115191

lmao, what did she die of?


 No.115196>>115197

>>115195

HIV complications.


 No.115197>>115200

>>115196

seems odd, is this some thai whore or something? because current generation HIV medications make the disease undetectable and the only damage you get from treated HIV now is the damage the drugs themselves do to you


 No.115198

>>115195

No idea.


 No.115199

>>115195

ruptured cervix


 No.115200

>>115197

That wasn't me, I'm >>115191 btw.

I assume she just died of an od (I dont think she did drugs but idk) or an hero'd.


 No.115201

>>115143

Welcome to the NHK(required for NEETs)

Chuunibyou

Nichijou

K-On

Space Dandy

Hentai Prince and the Stony Cat

Daily Lives of Highschool Boys

Nisekoi

Date a Live

Log Horizon

Persona 4 Golden Animation

Durarara

Psycho Pass

Is This A Zombie?

Girls Und Panzer

Samurai Champloo


 No.115203>>115207 >>115210

>>115167

I would be fine with living in a van, but where would you get money for petrol and food? And what do you do if you need to take a shit at 3am? What if you can't find parking or have to pay for parking tickets?


 No.115204>>115205

>>115117

Got any more of these "Neet vs wagecuck" pics?


 No.115205>>115211

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 No.115206

>>115195

Too much semen ingestion


 No.115207>>115209 >>115226

>>115203

NEETbux would cover petrol and food I presume. Not the guy you are responding to, but I would park it at a caravan park or something. Easy access to toilets, but then again I hate public toilets. I would rather invest in a low-cost, NEET shack on a block of land.


 No.115208

>>115175

You can get mail sent to you at any post office without a PO box and it's free (well afaik, I once had personal mail sent to a post office when I was homeless so you should be able to do it /aus wide)


 No.115209>>115212

>>115207

One plan I had was to buy some cheap land in a rural area and then buy one of those "doomsday bunkers" to bury in it. What better way to shut out the world than to hide in a hole?


 No.115210

>>115203

Like another anon said, gov-bux would be enough for petrol and food. As for the shit dilemma you could just drive to a 24hr servo or find an open public toilet if you're too afraid to go behind a bush in a fairly remote part of town.


 No.115211

>>115205

noice ones m8


 No.115212

>>115209

I remember shilling a similar idea here a while back. Underground NEET bunker would be ultimate comfy, few rifles, hydroponic farm, solar panels. You could shut off from civilization.


 No.115213>>115226

>>115161

Good on ya, I'd be saving up for a van too if I was earning that sort of money. A brand new Toyota Hiace (base model) is approx $40 grand though and I reckon it'd be hard to find a decent 2nd-hand Hiace (something that's done less than 100,000kms) for under $20 grand. Anyway good luck with it and keep saving the shekels.


 No.115214>>115226

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>>115161

/o/ NEET here.

I would go for a old used Ford Transit like this 2001 model. Get the one with the extended roof line like pic related, more room to put a bed or something. This is SWB (Short wheelbase, or length one) there is a version that is a bit longer.


 No.115215>>115217 >>115226

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>115074

Focus less on multiplayer games.

Just pirate handheld libraries, play on emulators or hardware.

Vita(tricky) and 3DS hacked open now, Vita's getting better.

>>115144

>implying a NEET is gonna have enough motivation to watch all of Legend of the Galactic Heroes

>>115161

Do you get to see any of the guns they carry?

I seen them with modified AUGs I guess was the standard issue.

>tfw Sam Hyde is 25 and making it

World Peace Season 2 got cancelled though.


 No.115217

>>115215

LoGH is easy to watch though. I wish it was way longer


 No.115218>>115229

Are there any non Japanese shows featuring neets? My knowledge of tv that isn't weebshit ia shocking but i want more relatable media


 No.115223>>115225 >>115233


 No.115225>>115235

>>115223

Discord is shit


 No.115226>>115236 >>115261

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>>115207

yep, neetbux would cover everything and allow a little extra for whatever.

>20 bucks a week on fuel, more if your changing towns or cities

>100 at most for food like a normie and even less if you dumpster dive and use all the tramp tricks

>electricity would be free since i plan to rig some solar panels to the roof and have a roll of electric cord coming out the bottom to leech power where available.

>water would also be free, just get a few jerry cans and fill em up whenever.

>another 50 for recurring expenses like laundry detergent, hygiene products, insect spray and various other shit.

so base weekly expenses would be $170-200.

>>115213

>>115214

im planning on getting an older toyota hiace with under a 150,000k's due to how cheap it is to repair them and how reliable they are.

>>115215

nope, no guns anywhere on base. the only munitions i have ever seen at work are fighter jets whilst doing cleaning runs around the airfield and missiles in racks, which was pretty cool.


 No.115229

>>115218

skins, housos


 No.115233>>115234

>>115223

nice try mr afp


 No.115234>>115241

>>115233

We did a comfy voice chat for a bit. Interesting hearing what everyone sounds like.


 No.115235


 No.115236

>>115226

Yeah the hiace would be a better option. How much are you budgeting to transform it into a camper?


 No.115237

>>115187

Sounds like paradise


 No.115238>>115244

I decided to play colonial marines since it's been on my computer for two years and I never bothered playing it, the games borderline fucking broken and when I shut down the game it starts up again like it has down syndrome or something.


 No.115241

>>115234

I sound like a loser tbh


 No.115244

>>115238

I remember it got shat on pretty hard for being so different to the demo they showed


 No.115248>>115275

About living in your car, what would you do for internet connection, and getting power to turn the PC on?


 No.115249

>>115090

Living with people in general is fucking shit. I'm stuck with mummybot and it's driving me insane. I won't move out unless I can find a place cheap enough to rent by myself.


 No.115250>>115276 >>115352

>>115095

>Living with a gf means you can walk around naked and do pretty much anything you want whenever you want

You can walk around naked when you're alone, too. I don't need women for anything except a hole to fuck. Most bitches don't cook or clean anymore, so if I get a fleshlight there's no difference between that and a gf except that a fleshlight doesn't talk.


 No.115251

>>115050

>2017

>Paying for porn

lmao @ this cuck


 No.115252

>>115036

You can only get a job through nepotism. It doesn't matter what your resume says. If you're not the boss's cousin they will never, ever hire you.


 No.115253

>>114876

I only leave my bedroom to use the toilet, have a shower or get food.


 No.115255>>115256 >>115266 >>115270

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rate this chubby chink


 No.115256

>>115255

Chinks are already ugly as fuck when they're thin. Fat chinks are an abomination


 No.115257>>115260

>Do you have a passion for customer service? This retail business is looking for enthusiastic individuals with the right attitude to join their store.

>Whether it's a part time role, full time or weekend our Retail Assistant team are the core of our business and play a vital role in the success of our stores. We offer great promotion opportunities if you decide you want a career with us, we pride ourselves in developing our employees within our business.

Literally how is a human bean supposed to be happy spending 5 out of every 7 days pretending to give a feel about meaningless and repetitive work?


 No.115259

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Uni NEET's lifestyle analysis vid is p good


 No.115260>>115263

>>115257

You're supposed to be happy in the couple of hours a week where you're not being cucked. Wagies are insane


 No.115261

>>115226

>I'm planning on getting an older Toyota Hiace with under 150,000k's

Like I said it'll (probably) be hard to find an older one (you mentioned a 1998 model?) with so few km's as there two primary uses would have to be the transportation of goods (ie courier drivers) or camper vans.


 No.115262

This week at Dominos (30 Jan to 8 Feb), 50% off pizzas.

Plus there's a few new items on the menu; Poutine, Caramel Fudge Pie and a Chicken Fajita Pizza


 No.115263>>115264

>>115260

This is completely illogical to me. Employment doesn't just make you unhappy while you're working, it stresses you out and spoils your enjoyment of life on the weekends also.

I try to avoid thinking about the future because employment is indefinite, retirement isn't guaranteed and so work stretches out before me like a summer that never ends, except instead of summer it's mindless labor and instead of happiness I feel like killing myself.


 No.115264>>115278

>>115263

It is illogical,but people need to tell themselves something to keep them going. Otherwise we'd all give up.


 No.115266

>>115255

T H I C C/10


 No.115267

Huge Telstra broadband cable outage. Been over 12 hours for me. Will be 20 hours if the putage website is right. Don't know if its a few suburbs or a lot. Posting on a phone sucks


 No.115268>>115269 >>115308

Afternoon NEET Brothers,

Need your help.

TPG Internet are trying to screw me over.

Just moved into The NEET Palace and they say I have to go on a shitty plan - plus rent a line from Telstra myself.!

I know these Pajeets are fucking me over.

They claim 'Telstra runs the network' and you need a number there. Any advice?


 No.115269>>115271 >>115308

>>115268

Most smaller company's just rent lines from the big ones and con people out of cash, best just to go directly to Telstra and get a better deal.


 No.115270


 No.115271

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>>115269

Most smaller company's just rent lines from the big ones and con people out of cash, best just to go directly to Telstra and get a better deal.

The lowest Telstra cost of renting a line is 24 freaking neetbux per month Thats ontop of the TPG Bill Fuck that. Think I will go with Telstra 95 neetbux month 1000GB


 No.115273>>115279

>tfw drinking a cool, refreshing banana smoothie flicking through daytime TV while watching the tradies break their back in the hot sun

it's the little things in life


 No.115274>>115277 >>115280

File (hide): 054190bd33d2217⋯.jpg (638.72 KB, 2679x3157, 2679:3157, 1460428509993.jpg) (h) (u)

Havnt been on in maybe 3 months.

Whats been happening?

AussieNEET still harassing Neets?

Did anyone ever find out the 'event' that VirginNeet did to get him into big trouble with his MumBot3000?


 No.115275

>>115248

Park outside peoples houses and use kali linux to steal their internets


 No.115276

>>115250

>Feminists demand fleshlight makers make their fleshlights talk and complain about their problems to customers


 No.115277>>115281

>>115274

Fagneet gone but will probably be back when he has another breakdown


 No.115278>>115281

>>115264

But there are so many lifestyles that are actually enjoyable. Full-time work is so soul-destroying that I'm surprised such a huge proportion of people choose that road.

I guess it's a necessity if you have dependents but most people make the choice to go full-wagecuck before they're parents. It's not like teenagers don't know that most adults despise working, so the issue isn't people falling accidentally into shitty lives; they're actively choosing to live lives they won't like.

Non-rhetorically, why?


 No.115279>>115284

>>115273

Are you a stay at home mum?


 No.115280>>115281

>>115274

Fagneet got triggered and made his own board (which is dead) and deleted yet another channel.

New meme neets have popped up and very occasionally make non faggy videos

NZ neet is our own personal entertainment show

Besides that it's just been more of the same


 No.115281>>115282

>>115277

>Fagneet gone but will probably be back when he has another breakdown

Last time I was on he was going berserk, had moved to QLD or somewhere and telling everyone how buff he was. lol

>>115278

>Full-time work is so soul-destroying that I'm surprised such a huge proportion of people choose that road.

Years and years of social conditioning, tv, movis, school, media, government.

>>115280

>NZ neet is our own personal entertainment show

Whats NZ Neet been doing to entertain?


 No.115282

>>115281

The guy who's been gone was talking about vn not nz neet, nz neets life is more like reading oliver twist


 No.115284

>>115279

May as well be, except I don't have kids or a husband to look after and I spend my time not drinking banana smoothies fapping and enjoying video games


 No.115285>>115286

Thinking of doing another video tomorrow or Friday about what I'd refer to as the "NEET timeline" and analyzing being a NEET in today's world compared to past eras

Would anyone be interested or shitty idea?


 No.115286>>115287

>>115285

what other neets would you compare us to?


 No.115287>>115288

>>115286

just being a neet in past eras and how it would be different then etc.


 No.115288>>115290

>>115287

Chris chan is old enough to be from another era, but he's doesn't deserve to hold the honourable title of neet


 No.115290

>>115288

>Chris chan is old enough to be from another era, but he's doesn't deserve to hold the honourable title of neet

Thats a cautionary tale right there. I remember discovering CC one day and must have spent days catching up on the pure insanity. Theres a great 'documentary' out there which sadly, ends before CC goes full retard by going tranny.


 No.115291>>115292 >>115295 >>115309 >>115312 >>115313 >>115337

File (hide): b056e4ec54ce857⋯.jpg (39.67 KB, 426x527, 426:527, jesuschrist.jpg) (h) (u)

This is the level of degeneracy on dating sites.

Worse is she likes me too.


 No.115292>>115293

>>115291

Hit it. She can be your new mummybot.


 No.115293>>115294 >>115295 >>115312 >>115337

File (hide): 493677902059428⋯.jpg (33.54 KB, 407x525, 407:525, godalmighty.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115292

>Hit it. She can be your new mummybot.

No thanks. Heres another one.


 No.115294

File (hide): b02d0c7429493f3⋯.jpg (6.71 KB, 185x273, 185:273, disgust.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115293

That's horrible, it's like a jew raped a vulture


 No.115295>>115298 >>115299 >>115300

>>115291

>>115293

I feel sorry for them tbh, their lives must be so shit looking like that

maybe we could do a new dating site where we pair young good looking NEETs up with these old harpies and we can all be NEETs and get free accomodation and meals staying with them by keeping htem company and chatting about normie shit at dinner to keep them from getting lonely

Fair deal, I'd be up for it #neetswithbenefits


 No.115296>>115299 >>115304

File (hide): ee72f8d3e4a3bec⋯.jpg (168.97 KB, 866x1208, 433:604, Satori 001.jpg) (h) (u)

The Neet life is getting to me I think chaps. I don't really have a reason to live and the future just looks like more of the same, there is nothing I want to do with my life, no goal to strive for. How do you people deal with this without killing yourselves?


 No.115298

>>115295

Stop trying to pimp us out mr shekelberg


 No.115299

File (hide): 6dfe33bf5e6ae0d⋯.jpg (6.39 KB, 300x168, 25:14, 464647.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115295

>maybe we could do a new dating site where we pair young good looking NEETs up with these old harpies and we can all be NEETs and get free accomodation and meals staying with them by keeping htem company and chatting about normie shit at dinner to keep them from getting lonely

>Fair deal, I'd be up for it #neetswithbenefits

Sounds crazy, but I see your point That said, these harpies are more than likely getting more sex in a day that we get in a year. Pajeets and immigrant desperados will fuck anything.

>>115296

>The Neet life is getting to me I think chaps. I don't really have a reason to live and the future just looks like more of the same, there is nothing I want to do with my life, no goal to strive for. How do you people deal with this without killing yourselves?

Easy - I use self delusion to keep me going. That and porn, coffee, smokes, etc.


 No.115300>>115303

>>115295

I'm far too critical of sharp knees to ever go for something so mutually beneficial.

I can't deal with a woman I don't find to be attractive. I get it's fickle/foolish but I'm not gonna pretend to be attracted to someone I'm not just because it's the 'done thing'. And I'm not gonna be happy unless I'm attracted to the person I'm with. Why lie to myself. I'll have my qt or nothing.


 No.115303>>115307

"Thousands of Toyota workers will lose their jobs in October this year with Toyota confirming the closure date for its Altona plant."

The reckoning is not too far Neets.

>>115300

>I can't deal with a woman I don't find to be attractive. I get it's fickle/foolish but I'm not gonna pretend to be attracted to someone I'm not just because it's the 'done thing'. And I'm not gonna be happy unless I'm attracted to the person I'm with. Why lie to myself. I'll have my qt or nothing.

Once had a thing with this millionairess, she had the huge house, rich suburb, loaded. Huge pussy. I mean cavernous. Sex was awful. Could have been set for life.


 No.115304

>>115296

too apathetic to carry out the deed

plus I'd be pretty mad if I died before i got the chance to die wasting away with my brain plugged into true VR


 No.115307

>>115303

Better get those wagies back into work, the neetbux must flow


 No.115308

>>115268

What this anon said >>115269 or just do naked dsl or w/e it's called from somebody like iinet.


 No.115309>>115310

>>115291

Better than nothing I guess.


 No.115310

>>115309

Your hand is always an option


 No.115312>>115316

File (hide): 48645a9523f19cd⋯.jpg (86.8 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1441764361383.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115291

>>115293

Do these profiles make anyone else feel terrible?

I'm not exactly an oil painting myself but fuuuuck they must be treated like a completely different species to young stacies. It must be a constant struggle keeping self-esteem above the suicide threshold. On the other hand they probably get more sexual attention than I do, but I suppose it's different for men.


 No.115313

>>115291

what site is that?

Do you think I could use a photo of pepe as dp?


 No.115316>>115317 >>115319

>>115312

I'm sure when they were younger they were fine and got their share of attention, they both look well into their mid/late 40s


 No.115317>>115319 >>115320

File (hide): a768eebed78ed50⋯.jpg (464.14 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 6Wv1jc1.jpg) (h) (u)

NEETs, I just had an epiphany.

I was laying in my computer chair toying with the concept of living life as though I have no limits and it hit me out of the blue: I want to spend my life lifting weights and playing '07 runescape like I did after I graduated Y12.

>>115316

It must be quite the fall. I kind of resent women for having such an ezpz early life and despite the 'men age like wine' meme being so popular I don't think the tables really do turn at any point, they just equalize a bit.


 No.115319>>115336

>>115317

whatever floats your boat i guess fam

>>115316

I'm eternally smug in the knowledge that men get better with age and women don't


 No.115320>>115323 >>115339

>>115317

Is 07scape still popular? I think more NEETs should get into lifting though, I hit a 65kg overhead press for 2 reps today - felt good

And I agree, the whole MGTOW type of thinking regarding "The wall" is bullshit they use to justify their positions. You can bet the women in those pics still get a significant amount of male attention, any woman even 30+ or 40+ will always have a bunch of guys bending over backwards for them, at least relatively speaking compared to the male equivalent.


 No.115323>>115329 >>115331

File (hide): 7038f3081c533b3⋯.png (17.38 KB, 412x128, 103:32, 1462131778426.png) (h) (u)

>>115320

I made an 07 account a few months back but I haven't played RS since 2010. I just checked and there are 30,000 players online, not bad.

Do you alternate overhead press with bench press? My shoulders recover way too slowly if I do both on the same day. 65kg *2 is noice btw.

>when you stroll down to the gym at 6PM for your NEET lifting session after a day of relaxation and you see a wagie struggling through a terrible machine-based workout program that he found in Mens Health, the poor bastard exhausted after 8 hours of wageslaving


 No.115324>>115335

>lay down for an afternoon nap

>wake up to my room feeling like a sauna

reeee


 No.115329

>>115323

I mix my training days up, probably not optimal but it's more fun to just do what exercises I feel like on the day. My general rule is to just go heavy and push myself every workout.

I never do heavy over head press and bench on the same day though, that's just too much.

I'll usually do a heavy bench day one day and light incline bench (similar to OHP but don't have to move just adjust bench incline) afterwards. Then another day when I'm fresh, heavy OHP followed again with light incline bench again.

Then maybe arms afterwards or chest workouts, then more back/leg oriented ones later


 No.115331

>>115323

And also to just not do retarded shit like heavy deadlifts then heavy squats, I usually just go heavy on one lift for a few sets then light on assistance work or I get too tired.

Maybe on steroids you'd have the stamina but after heavy compounds for 20-30 mins I'm half way gone.


 No.115335

>>115324

>>115324

Put a fan next to your bed


 No.115336

>>115319

>I'm eternally smug in the knowledge that men get better with age and women don't

Same here. There are very few women who age well.


 No.115337

>>115291

>>115293

I thought these were men playing dress-up. Are they women?


 No.115339>>115340 >>115341 >>115343 >>115377 >>115381 >>115449

>>115320

Women who are 30+ are much more likely to have autism babies.

Yeah, wonder why there's so many autists around these days…


 No.115340

>>115339

>Yeah, wonder why there's so many autists around these days…

nothing to do with shit parenting of course


 No.115341>>115344

>>115339

>tfw mummybot had me a week before her 30th

wew, narrowly avoided enjoying sonic


 No.115343>>115345

>>115339

>tfw mum was 36 when she had me

JUST


 No.115344>>115345

>>115341

I wouldn't celebrate too soon, you ended up here after all.


 No.115345>>115346 >>115350

>>115343

time to cash in on that dspbux

>>115344

I'm actually a normal person, I'm just pretending to be a useless failure. I've got everyone fooled, even my mummybot.


 No.115346>>115349

>>115345

>I'm actually a normal person, I'm just pretending to be a useless failure. I've got everyone fooled, even my mummybot.

Even yourself :^)


 No.115347>>115350 >>115351

How much do you get from DSP and what are the new obligations anyway? My employment provider said she has never seen anyone like me and that I ring alarm bells and I really need to get checked out, I refused at the time but who knows.


 No.115349


 No.115350

>>115345

>time to cash in on that dspbux

Hopefully, don't have 'tism though'

>>115347

$797.90-$877.10 a fortnight for single, compared to ‎$528.70 for newstart


 No.115351

>>115347

Did you provider say

>Anon, you are the chosen one. You must walk the path


 No.115352>>115353

>>115250

>You can walk around naked when you're alone, too

You will never be alone if you're house sharing.


 No.115353>>115368

>>115352

too abd you cant rent with dead people


 No.115367

morning


 No.115368

>>115353

I just wish the people I rent with were dead.


 No.115369>>115373

>tfw have to go to a psych appointment this morning

I really wish I had cancelled this


 No.115370>>115371 >>115380

File (hide): a810b3cf19898ec⋯.jpg (577.81 KB, 2400x1608, 100:67, oth0049-20.jpg) (h) (u)

>woke up, ate breakfast, meditated, tidied most of my room and it's not yet 10:30AM

Step aside wagies, industriousneet coming thru


 No.115371>>115372

>>115370

You've been selected for a random normielyzer test


 No.115372

File (hide): d42c9932341308b⋯.jpg (67.67 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1458275444652.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115371

AM I BEING NEETAINED? AM I FREE TO GO?!


 No.115373>>115374

>>115369

Are you worried because you'll need to take public transport?


 No.115374>>115375

>>115373

the buses are generally pretty empty this time of the day, I just really can't be fucked going outside


 No.115375

>>115374

Come on NEET. What do you discuss with Dr Goldberg anyway?


 No.115376>>115448

All that comfy rain in perth is gone, the sunds come back and all the wagies are roaming the streets again


 No.115377>>115378 >>115381

>>115339

It's quite ironic in a way.

Typically the women having kids older on in life in their 30s and 40s are tertiary educated, smarter, really genetically speaking probably the best the female gender has to offer and yet because they're so old they shit out autism babies who will require so much care she'll have to stop work and ultimately know her child will amount to nothing.

Meanwhile typically the women having kids in their late teens and 20s are either from a lower socio-economic status and won't be able to provide the same resources/ideal environment the older, richer woman could and so the child will also suffer

This whole situation we have going on right now really isn't ideal


 No.115378

>>115377

I believe the term you are looking for is

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


 No.115380

>>115370

It's time to get a lockable lid for this bucket


 No.115381>>115385 >>115387 >>115417

>>115339

>>115377

You're both autistic.

Women have always had children in their 30s, the only difference between then and now is that women are having their first one later than previous generations and have fewer children whereas before women might get started having kids in their late teens and early 20s and have 10-15 kids by the time they hit 40, women have 1 or 2 now.

The link between autism and maternal age isn't very strong at all, autism wasn't even a thing in previous generations for the majority of women who were still having kids up until their 40s, so it clearly points to the cause being something else.

Of course, this ignores that autism is over diagnosed and is a loose collection of what is really normal behaviour in 95% of cases.


 No.115382

Just another thing to add to the autism discussion.. I suspect the claim that women in their 30s have autistic children is more a means to convince white women to stop having children altogether rather than the health of the child. Age might impact to a certain extent but the claims are massively exaggerated.


 No.115385>>115386 >>115389

>>115381

>>115381

>women have always had kids in their 30s

>the link between autism and maternal age isn't very strong at all

wut


 No.115386>>115388

>>115385

Are you that stupid to think the women who use to have 10-15 kids were having them all by age 21 or something?


 No.115387>>115389

File (hide): 56a59dc83fbdf39⋯.png (54.75 KB, 240x240, 1:1, KzfQL2wU.png) (h) (u)

>>115381

>autism wasn't even a thing in previous generations

I wonder why?


 No.115388>>115389

>>115386

Depends in what time frame, back 400-500 years ago most women would have had their kids probably 16-25 age range. Perhaps 40-50 years ago you'd be looking more like 20-30.

Women are having kids older and older, I do agree that autism is over diagnosed and there's a whole range of other factors like how overweight/obese and how unhealthy most people's diets are absolutely. I think autism is a sign of just weak genetic health and is very much nature as oppose to nurture however.


 No.115389>>115390

>>115385

I'll spell it out for you assuming a woman had 1 child every 24 months back in the old days.

>Woman gets married at 17

>Woman has first child at 18

>2nd child at 20

>3rd child at 22

>4th child at 24

>5th child at 26

>6th child at 28

>7th child at 30

>8th child at 32

>9th child at 34

>10th child at 36

>11th child at 38

>12th child at 40

>13th child at 32

The point is that it was exceedingly common for women to have multiply children in their 30s, this slowed down once children didn't die as often and women were only have 2-4 kids during their 20's, but the fact women have resumed having children in their 30s (albeit fewer and the first child is at that age) doesn't mean it's a new phenomenon.

>>115387

Yeah, it's jewish bullshit.

>>115388

The standard has always been for as many children as possible up until 100 years ago or so. Prior to that, it was normal for a woman to be still having kids well into her 30s.


 No.115390>>115391

File (hide): 1097f105a73b63f⋯.jpg (28.32 KB, 613x533, 613:533, 1462151314279.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115389

>11th child at 38

>12th child at 40

>13th child at 32


 No.115391>>115393

>>115390

>being that autistic you fail to spot an obvious typo

Anyway, go look at the shit like 19 kids and counting where the wife has had 19 children for an idea of how it use to be and why maternal age is way overstated when it coms to autism, even shit like down syndrome (which you have) only gets under 1 in 100 odds once maternal age is just over 40, it happens but it's still not as prevalent as autism rates (which is something like 1 in 60 I've read).

Hating on women having kids is a good means for autistic waifuless and childless autists to project onto for their failings in life.


 No.115392

File (hide): c5eff400be2bc06⋯.jpg (888.58 KB, 2391x1168, 2391:1168, Duggar_Family_2007-1.jpg) (h) (u)

oh, and the duggar woman had her first child at 23 and her 19th (and last) and 44. They tried for a 20th but had a miscarriage.


 No.115393>>115395 >>115397

>>115391

Do you deny that 18-25 is the optimal age for a woman to have a child though and keeping all other variables constant a child born at 40 won't be as genetically fit as a child born to the same mother at 21?


 No.115394>>115396

File (hide): 654841d0268a4dc⋯.jpg (33.92 KB, 562x308, 281:154, NEET-2017-Entrance-Exam.jpg) (h) (u)

Afternoon NEETs,

got up at 5am for some reason.

Went to Broady Plaza.

Filled with Muslims.

'Plaza Lockdown' over loudspeakers.

Probably another pedo Muslim running off with some kid.

Got some Chinese.

Tasted like Shit.

Got home.

Relaxing in my 2br Neet Palace that I dont share and dont have to put up with normies.

Neet life is preddy gud


 No.115395

>>115393

>Do you deny that 18-25 is the optimal age for a woman to have a child

I deny everything. Even that. Especially screwing my Great Aunt.


 No.115396>>115398

>>115394

Lots of haji's where you live?


 No.115397>>115399

>>115393

The human body is already adept at terminating any fetus that is unhealthy, but you're right but for the wrong reasons which is to say the reason a woman should begin having children at a young age is to bare as many children as possible and not just 1 in her 30s, and not because of genetics and made up things like autism for which no pathology can be shown.


 No.115398>>115400 >>115425

>>115396

>Lots of haji's where you live?

No, just Broadmeadows and the Broady Plaza.

The Gov moved all the Broadmeadows Boguns out starting in the mid 90s. They replaced them with Muslim immigrants. So, now all the public housing in Broady is filled with 90 percent Muslim. Think the Plaza pressured the gov to replace Boguns with Muzzies thinking they would spend more cash. Fuck me. Just found this shit. https://islaminaustralia.com/2013/12/30/prayer-room-in-broadmeadows-shopping-centre/


 No.115399>>115403

>>115397

>made up things like autism for which no pathology can be shown.

Whoah, hold your horses there NEET.

Explain this?


 No.115400

>>115398

At my old tafe they had a prayer room for sand niggers


 No.115403>>115407

>>115399

What's to explain? If you had cancer, a doctor can test and give you a diagnosis that comes from an objective pov with 5, 10, 50 other doctors would concur with, but our friend here >>114880 goes to see a psych, prob gets all sorts of baseless advice and a subjective diagnosis that can't even be replicated amongst other psychs, mental illness is literally jewish in nature in that is some bullshit abstract consideration and not actually a real thing, which is why his situation never changes because the root cause is never addressed, just excused and charged at $300 p/h.


 No.115404

My mental health is getting worse. I am getting really paranoid being in public, feel like everyone is superior and going after me. Help me neets


 No.115406>>115408 >>115419

I went to the suit store to get some job interview cosplay and the girl there gave me to much attention and I could barely speak and she kept getting me to try things on and talking to me, she probably things I am retarded….


 No.115407

>>115403

>mental illness is literally jewish in nature

AussieNeet, youre back.


 No.115408>>115409 >>115412 >>115413 >>115435

File (hide): c338f3845f2bfab⋯.jpg (75.18 KB, 600x609, 200:203, 1485825243625.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115406

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

VN here. Fuck me dead NEETs, a perfect situation is slipping away from me as we speak.

>out in front yard with dog

>see a girl from across the road (this is the first time i've seen her) who looks around 19 or 20 pull out from the house in her car

>one tire blows out and is completely flat

>she is the fucking hottest girl i've seen in a while. thicker than fucking oatmeal. a huge ass, big fucking thighs, a smaller torso and a cute brunette aussie face

>see her look at the tire and realise it

>she drives back up a few metres to her house

>can see her looking around and figuring out what to do

>think this would be the PERFECT fucking time to go and offer to install her spare tire for her

>but….I DON'T KNOW HOW! MY FUCKING DAD NEVER FUCKING TAUGHT ME HOW TO CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE

>she's not sitting in her car and has just called the NRMA or some shit to come change her tire for her

>opportunity ruined


 No.115409>>115411

>>115408

Nobody taught me and I have done it a few times myself. It is easy.


 No.115410>>115437

File (hide): 0e7a6d2515cda6a⋯.jpg (32.67 KB, 400x271, 400:271, 20101203272402501.jpg) (h) (u)

Called up Telstra to get phone line rental.

Fucking Pajeets.

She tells me the computer says their is no 'line' there.

I say, Im 5 feet away from the guy that bought the house a decade ago. He bought it with a phone line - every tenant, including me, in the past has used the phone line in that decade.

Tell her its obviously something wrong with her computers, maybe the undersea cable to India has been cut.

Fucker says 'no, its not our computers'

I say, 'so, youre telling me, the guy that owns the house hallucinated a phone line when he bought the place? Myself and other tenants have hallucinated renting a phone line through Telstra before?'

She goes, 'uh, Im not saying that'

I said, 'yes, you are. Whats more likely, 20 people have mass hallucinated, or your systems are wrong?'

Fucking Pajeets dont know the level of Autismo here.

The best part - the fucker wanted to bill me 250 Neetbux so a 'technician' could be called out to verify if there was indeed a line.

Fuck me. Pajeet pickd the wrong Neet to fuck with.


 No.115411>>115414

>>115409

yes, I think I could easily learn, but I don't even have a car to practice on.

now she's got some guy out there changing the tire for her. this is like a movie. the angry bitter NEET virgin inside his house peering out at the chad changing the pretty girl's tires, hahaha


 No.115412>>115420

>>115408

So close and yet so far, she sounded really nice

It could have been your day VN - What are you up to these days anyway?


 No.115413

File (hide): fb8fdd4c6eae20f⋯.jpg (42.51 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115408

>.I DON'T KNOW HOW! MY FUCKING DAD NEVER FUCKING TAUGHT ME HOW TO CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE

At times like that you just wing it. There might be a small chance you could actually change the tire and an even smaller chance she would fuck you as compensation, but theres still a chance, no matter how small. No pun intended.

Plus, youve seen movies, they jack up the car, undu some bolts, take tyre off, put new one on, tighten bolts, hey presto!


 No.115414

>>115411

> the angry bitter NEET virgin inside his house peering out at the chad changing the pretty girl's tires


 No.115415>>115416 >>115438

File (hide): a1cc5de7fb4d958⋯.jpg (136.8 KB, 788x709, 788:709, angryneet.jpg) (h) (u)


 No.115416

>>115415

lmao pretty close to the truth


 No.115417>>115418 >>115420

>>115381

Mate I'm a sorry excuse for a male who can't even drive and even I know how to change a tire


 No.115418

>>115417

Oops, meant to reply to VN

phoneposting is shit


 No.115419

>>115406

She's just trying to get you to buy shit


 No.115420

>>115412

not a lot m8 sadly

>>115417

>can't even drive

u are a sorry excuse for a male m8 lmao


 No.115421>>115422 >>115457

VN, I still want to know what the 'incident' was a few months ago when Mummybot flipped her shit?

Its ok, it will be cathartic to tell us.

Plus, I am itching to know.


 No.115422>>115424

>>115421

hmm i don't recall any incident like that, i think you must be thinking of another NEET


 No.115423

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Pol just had this. Apparently some Trump Supporter was chased down and beaten to death (uncomfirmed) by those fuckwit AntiFa brownshirt Thugs.


 No.115424

>>115422

>hmm i don't recall any incident like that, i think you must be thinking of another NEET

Probably. Or Alzeheimers is setting in.


 No.115425>>115464

>>115398

Fuck me, is that what the room is? I went to take a piss at the food court toilets one day and saw a bunch of muslims sitting in a room next to the toilets. I thought it was a change room for babies.

I can't wait to get out of Broadmeadows.


 No.115426>>115428 >>115432 >>115439 >>115440

File (hide): dedf2811a0ae432⋯.png (460.09 KB, 479x733, 479:733, whatnottodo.png) (h) (u)

So I was walking around Camperdown the other day and saw this. NEETs, try not to let yourself get this desperate. Wonder if he got any response.


 No.115428>>115431

>>115426

why do I get the feeling he browses reddit


 No.115431

>>115428

Maybe it's because he thinks it's a boon to call himself a 'meek and mild' male, I certainly got that impression. Also just seems like a reddit-y sort of action.


 No.115432

>>115426

>tfw too pretentious to hang out with a loser


 No.115435

>>115408

>cuck cant even change a tire

kek


 No.115437>>115465

>>115410

Yeh they tried that with me too so I told them to get fucked and went with cable internet


 No.115438

>>115415

He looks like the grinch


 No.115439>>115444

>>115426

Pretty sure a homo made that


 No.115440>>115441 >>115447

>>115426

>not dangerous

red flag right there

Anyone on Telstra had their net fuck up tonight?

I'm on fucking shaped speeds and either my landlord is full of shit about sorting out the plan or it's that fire in sydney.


 No.115441>>115442 >>115466

>>115440

People are getting random text messages from other people it seems, don't worry pajeet is hard at work shitting in the streets to fix it


 No.115442>>115445

>>115441

yeah I thought it was just affecting SMS/Mobile services.

I thought maybe it was an outside chance they'd tanked the internet lines and had to shape everyone or something.

However it would seem Occams razor dictates my landlord is a worthless subhuman shit who literally can't do 15 minutes work to save himself both money each month and save me calling him up every other fucking week to winge that he hasn't fixed the fucking internet. 200GB for 4 people is not even close to enough. He told me it was fucking sorted and it turns out he's - once again - full of shit. Can I call some kinda ombudsman about this shit?


 No.115444

>>115439

>BFF

>hot date

You think?


 No.115445

>>115442

>200GB for 4 people

geez you might as well just use your phone all the time if that's the case


 No.115447

>>115440

I have iinet and Optus so no issue. Telstracucks BTFO


 No.115448

>>115376

Good thing it is keeping to 30-33c rather than the 35-40 degree bullshit of last week


 No.115449>>115450 >>115467

File (hide): b4a4a9e683203d9⋯.jpg (80.15 KB, 422x600, 211:300, 1481498431978.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115339

>35 when I was born

>recently a psychiatrist my mum made me go to said I might have autism

At least it'll be easier to get on the disability this way.


 No.115450>>115452

>>115449

So what stupid thing do you collect?


 No.115452>>115453

>>115450

u wot m8


 No.115453>>115455

>>115452

I thought autists collected things. Like trains or sonic memorabilia


 No.115455>>115483

>>115453

That's what I thought, I don't act autistic at all, just severe social anxiety but I might as well go along with it if I get free money just for being NEET.


 No.115457>>115459 >>115468

>>115421

I think you are talking about when AN rang gookneets mum and gookneet stopped posting.


 No.115459

>>115457

Poor gookneet


 No.115464>>115490

>>115425

>Fuck me, is that what the room is? I went to take a piss at the food court toilets one day and saw a bunch of muslims sitting in a room next to the toilets. I thought it was a change room for babies.

>I can't wait to get out of Broadmeadows.

BroadyNEET, can you give me the low down on what its like actually living there?


 No.115465>>115484

>>115437

>Yeh they tried that with me too so I told them to get fucked and went with cable internet

Help a Neet out. Which cable internet company?


 No.115466>>115485

>>115441

>People are getting random text messages from other people it seems, don't worry pajeet is hard at work shitting in the streets to fix it

Years ago I started getting other peoples messages in hotmail. I got one from a woman talking to her friend. Looked her up, chatted with her, eventually banged her a few times.


 No.115467

>>115449

>>35 when I was born

>>recently a psychiatrist my mum made me go to said I might have autism

>At least it'll be easier to get on the disability this way.

Sadly, Autismo means nothing to the DSP Nazis. You could have an arm missing, brain damage or dying of cancer, they will knock you back.


 No.115468>>115500

>>115457

>I think you are talking about when AN rang gookneets mum and gookneet stopped posting.

Youre pulling my leg right?


 No.115469>>115470 >>115472

File (hide): f3f6a30aa15fc7a⋯.jpg (115.13 KB, 980x519, 980:519, my neetest condolences.jpg) (h) (u)

I feel like one of those jews who was obliged under threat of death to feed other kikes to the gas chambers. Sorry neets.


 No.115470>>115473 >>115474

>>115469

You're really going to apply for that?


 No.115471

Telstra broadband SUPER SLOW today

Anyway can't wait to watch Arrival, torrent came out yesterday


 No.115472>>115473

>>115469

>I feel like one of those jews who was obliged under threat of death to feed other kikes to the gas chambers. Sorry neets.

Recently there were 2 or 3 whistleblowers who shed light on the Job Provider scam. They exposed that over 90 percent of these 'jobs' they claim are completely bogus. Just made up shit so that they can keep the GovBux rolling in.


 No.115473

>>115470

Just touching up the cover letter now. I'll take the job if they offer it to me.

>>115472

Maybe I'll get some interesting stories for the NEET general.


 No.115474>>115475

>>115470

Working at max would be pretty nice. You get paid for barely doing anything and there are mostly women so you might find a gf


 No.115475>>115476

>>115474

>might get a gf

Yeah sure, if you're into mid-40's single-mother hamlets


 No.115476

>>115475

most of the girls at my max are late 20s and only on the thicc side of obesity. 100% chance they'll be american tier in a few years though


 No.115477>>115478 >>115486

You know which entry-level job sounds pretty good?

Working in a video store. It's not sales, it's not outdoorsy work, it's not fast-paced and the customers are probably not that bad.


 No.115478>>115479 >>115495

>>115477

Plus you'd get a ton of free shit when it inevitably closed down


 No.115479

>>115478

Yeah, I don't understand how they're still around.

I handed in a resume at a video rental store yesterday, there wasn't an advertised position but who knows. I've been thinking about the way forward and my current plan is this:

>finish my PT certification and start part-time work innagym

>farm GPA for one semester at uni, then switch to bachelor of podiatry

>graduate, work part-time as a podiatrist while enjoying my free time now that I have bux

>start a small business and try to make it self-sustaining for passive income

>repeat as many times as it takes to work

I don't want to be a NEET applying for entry-level work in my thirties, you know? Something's gotta change.

What do you reckon?


 No.115480>>115481 >>115489

File (hide): 89f60ea029beca6⋯.jpg (123.95 KB, 580x598, 290:299, neet infiltration.jpg) (h) (u)

I'm pretty sure they're going to get in touch to schedule a meeting, my cover letter was excellent.

Should I record the interview?


 No.115481>>115482

>>115480

Ah I see now, at first I thought it was a consultant position but it's only a receptionist aka "Customer Service Officer". Good luck anyway and yes you should record the interview.


 No.115482

>>115481

>receptionist

Unless he's a qt grill or a gay he has no chance


 No.115483

>>115455

Another one joins the ranks at the dsp round table


 No.115484>>115495

>>115465

In WA telstra own the cable network so your stuck with them, eastern state it's optus, not sure about other states. Pretty sure they'll let you switch to nbn when it comes in for free


 No.115485>>115495

>>115466

Sure that wasn't a dream that happened


 No.115486>>115487

>>115477

In high school I wanted to own a video store, but the internet killed that dream


 No.115487>>115488

>>115486

Have you seen the first Clerks film?


 No.115488

>>115487

Yeh, but I had the idea long before I watched that


 No.115489

File (hide): d993a1c689d587d⋯.jpg (28.16 KB, 318x312, 53:52, MJu2FgV.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115480

>All that fluff talk

Look at what the Jews have done to our society with their bureaucratic verbalisms


 No.115490>>115491

>>115464

I've lived in Broadmeadows all my life, so I don't really have anything to compare it to. I went to Kangan TAFE in Broady, and a lot of people from other suburbs were shit scared of being here. They thought they were going to get jumped while waiting for a bus or a train. I don't think it's actually that bad.

It's pretty much just like any of the other lower class northern suburbs, lots of Muslims. There's an Islamic youth centre in Coolaroo that has been linked to radicalisation, but no one is doing anything about it. I'm not too concerned though, they're unlikely to go to Broady Shopping Centre and start killing people. Africans are slowly starting to show up, which is unfortunate. They're a lot more unpredictable, but yeah, I don't really need to explain why Africans are bad news. Just look at Melton and Werribee.

I'm a NEET though, so I'm not really in touch with every day life in Broadmeadows.


 No.115491>>115492

>>115490

Whats your plan to get out?


 No.115492>>115493 >>115495

>>115491

Probably moving rural. I can't name one decent affordable place to live in Melbourne.


 No.115493>>115494

>>115492

Why don't you move out with a gf to a safer hipster suburb like I am trying to do?

But yeah my long term plan is to live rural and work from home


 No.115494>>115496 >>115497 >>115499

>>115493

>safer hipster suburb

I don't think there's much difference, to be honest. My sister has moved around the hipster suburbs and has experienced more crime than I have. She had someone break into her place while she was asleep in bed. She didn't even know she had been robbed until morning.


 No.115495

>>115478

>Plus you'd get a ton of free shit when it inevitably closed down

>>115484

>In WA telstra own the cable network so your stuck with them, eastern state it's optus, not sure about other states. Pretty sure they'll let you switch to nbn when it comes in for free

Got it sorted. Those fuckwit Pajeets tried the 'you dont have a phone line on the property' bullshit again. Told them thats impossible. Suddenly, the fuckers 'find it'. Transfer crappy TPG on Tues, so maybe ADSL2 by next Friday.

>>115485

>Sure that wasn't a dream that happened

No dream NEET. And she was a Burlesque dancer too Slightly thick, but hot enough to take off most of her clothes on stage. Will look for a pic.

>>115492

>Probably moving rural. I can't name one decent affordable place to live in Melbourne.

Im rural in the NEET Palace now. Its fucking awesome. Not a single muslim or Afrikan anywhere. Comfy, quiet, have a huge vegie patch, big backyard. Will probably be left this place in stepfathers will. Im not moving to the city ever again. Too much bullshit.


 No.115496

>>115494

Because everyone in hipster areas are bums


 No.115497

>>115494

> She had someone break into her place while she was asleep in bed.

I lived in NTH Fitzroy years ago. Turns out hot chick 1 left the front door open next door, junkie walked in robbed the place as hot chick 2 slept. Girls name was Fiona.


 No.115498

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Burlesque Dancer. The Second girl to the right.

Shes over the hill now, but back then she was tight and smooth.


 No.115499

>>115494

Similar thing happened to me when I lived in Newtown, Sydney

It's one of the best of mostly barely workable options though


 No.115500

>>115468

It happened ages ago


 No.115501>>115502 >>115503 >>115515

Just woke up m8s


 No.115502

>>115501

Good morning neeto


 No.115503>>115504 >>115508

>>115501

Get up before midday in the future you lazy fool.


 No.115504>>115505

>>115503

Get back to work mummybot, these tendies don't pay for themselves


 No.115505>>115507 >>115517 >>115518

>>115504

Shoot yourself in the head and save Australia $12,000 a year and get rid of one brain dead memester.


 No.115507>>115509

>>115505

>shoot yourself in the head

>in Australia

kek


 No.115508>>115516 >>115570

So turns out my landlord had tried to fix the net but after taking his money and forms telstra proceeded to:

>do nothing

>not inform anyone

Thanks, pajeet.

After he got onto telstra today he did get it sorted and 4 hours later im plugged back into the matrix.

I apologized for sending him what was basically a slightly more verbose REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE via SMS last night and shits all good. Watched the new episode of The Expanse, had a wank and gotta get ready to do my 3 hour a week job this evening.

>>115503

I find it really hard too. Force yourself to stay up 24+ hours then sleep to get started rather than trying to sleep early and eat 3 square meals at the normie times and it's easier to stick to.


 No.115509

>>115507

Contrary to the memes you base your entire world view on it is not actually impossible to get a gun here in fact unless you are a criminal you can.


 No.115515

>>115501

Mummy not gonna be happy


 No.115516

>>115508

Take restavit if you want to get to sleep


 No.115517>>115519

>>115505

Are you taking the piss?


 No.115518

>>115505

Ragie Wagie stuck in a cagie cagie. Continue supporting the Jew government that sold out Australian citizens out with your tax dollars and imports niggers. White Australians are entitled to welfare. wagie.


 No.115519>>115524

>>115517

probably just a lost normie


 No.115524

>>115519

He'll find his way to the centrelink office soon enough


 No.115532>>115534 >>115542 >>115547 >>115549

What do we NEETs have going on tonight?


 No.115534

>>115532

farming on my chinese mmos


 No.115542

>>115532

watching anime

I feel like shit for some reason, must be the normies doing something to the air


 No.115547

>>115532

Drinking scotch, might fap later. Fixed mummy's broken shower today so I got extra gbp's


 No.115549

>>115532

Did my time as a wage cuck tonight. I'll do a write up of my normie-safari adventures later. It was a doozy.


 No.115559>>115560 >>115568 >>115569 >>115578 >>115589

So I decided to take the plunge into wfd, got some stint in clarkson WA and MAX are taking me for an induction on tuesday.

Gonna be some super fucking juicy neet stories, I'm putting a new SD card in my phone so I can film some bogan spergouts.

Wish this sailor luck


 No.115560>>115564

>>115559

Good luck, we need more videos


 No.115564

>>115560

It will be like that scene in aliens when they they try to rescure the colonists


 No.115568

>>115559

>induction on Tuesday

Mark this date in your diaries NEETs, for it'll be the day we lose one of our own. Lest We Forget


 No.115569

File (hide): b8e5a53cdb3c179⋯.jpg (93.1 KB, 640x960, 2:3, 1481752593874.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115559

>So I decided to take the plunge into wfd, got some stint in clarkson WA and MAX are taking me for an induction on tuesday.

>Gonna be some super fucking juicy neet stories, I'm putting a new SD card in my phone so I can film some bogan spergouts.

>Wish this sailor luck

Good Luck SailorNEET. Bring us back some tasty vid from your voyage into hell.


 No.115570>>115572 >>115602

>>115508

Why does your landlord control your internet? Are you living in some dodgy sublet apartment?

Time to take control of your own life m8 and find a gf to move in with


 No.115571>>115573 >>115577

File (hide): ff0b0b32c4f6d75⋯.jpg (58.41 KB, 736x552, 4:3, image00142.jpg) (h) (u)

The Leftist Retards are really Grinding My Gears. More than usual. Theyre doing this shit the world over, but especially here with the Abbos.

The idiots are trying to say that just because the Abbos havnt made anything of themselves or even integrated into Western society in 200 years it 'must' be because they are being held back and oppressed by the whites.

Fucking Bullshit.

The reason 99 percent of Abbos are vile, hateful drunks is because when we colonized this country the fuckers were on par with the Neanderthals. They hadnt even invented the wheel for fucks sake. They have, as a race, one, if not the lowest IQ of any people on the planet. From memory its around 64 or something Which is equivalent to a 6 year old Western childs IQ. Probably lower.

- Its 62, just looked it up.

Anyway, morning NEETs.


 No.115572>>115576 >>115580

>>115570

I was expecting your spoiler'd text to say murder your landlord


 No.115573

>>115571

Leftists grind my gears too.


 No.115576

>>115572

>I was expecting your spoiler'd text to say murder your landlord

lmfao. That made my day. Everything is downhill now.


 No.115577>>115579 >>115581

>>115571

Same, it really annoys me when people call them the first Australians too(because they were not as Australia as a nation is a British construct) and how they keep demanding we change our flag and anthem and say they are racist, there is nothing racist about either of them, even the part we don't sing is not really racist.


 No.115578>>115581

>>115559

To be fair Neanderthals were smarter than homosapiens, they were just more of an individualistic group which is how they got picked off by the homosapiens

If I recall right europeans, jewish people and east asian people have the highest % of neanderthal DNA, while sub-saharam africans have the least

Especially with us knowing intelligence is around 40-60% hereditary it really makes you think


 No.115579

>>115577

Everyone knows emus were the ruling class before colonisation.


 No.115580>>115583

>>115572

He'd probably get better internet in jail


 No.115581>>115582

File (hide): cd9d6b23d76d37b⋯.jpg (16.55 KB, 204x300, 17:25, neanderthal-party-204x300.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115577

>Same, it really annoys me when people call them the first Australians too(because they were not as Australia as a nation is a British construct) and how they keep demanding we change our flag and anthem and say they are racist, there is nothing racist about either of them, even the part we don't sing is not really racist.

Good points. Abbos, much like the 3rd wave feminists have got no real excuses left anymore, so they either hold onto shit from the past or just make up shit. Every Abbo Ive ever met or heard about has been racist as fuck.

>>115578

>To be fair Neanderthals were smarter than homosapiens, they were just more of an individualistic group which is how they got picked off by the homosapiens

>If I recall right europeans, jewish people and east asian people have the highest % of neanderthal DNA, while sub-saharam africans have the least

>Especially with us knowing intelligence is around 40-60% hereditary it really makes you think

I seem to remember that there was evidence of a race living here before Abbos and Abbos wiped them out? But, yeah. Whites, Jews, East Asians have that Neanderthal/Man mix, and the rest of the races seem to have mated with Cro Magnum or some lesser developed race.

Id go as far as to say intelligence is around 80-90 percent hereditary. Or even higher. Theres some great Molyneaux videos around race and IQ. Of course the left has 'discredited' the facts, or would like to think they have.


 No.115582

>>115581

I think the Abos killed the "Mungo man" if you want to have a dig/afternoon research. It's a shame shame because the thing with those guys was that they were very meant to be the missing link that biologists or some shit were really interested in

t. vaguely remembered year 9 science video


 No.115583

>>115580

And a "gf" too…


 No.115586>>115588

File (hide): e59d8faa8b8bc25⋯.png (284.95 KB, 476x530, 238:265, 1409518670779.png) (h) (u)

>Trying to see autism psychology place

>On waiting list for months

>Life stuff happens so it takes 6 months before I can book an appointment

>Get call from them

>Find out the Medicare rebate only covers $100 of the charge and I have to pay $100-150 out of pocket for each appointment

Weird that I was told there was a Medicare rebate when I made the initial call to be put on the waiting list, they seemed to imply it covered everything. I hope this isn't the only place to go to.


 No.115587

we need a new thread tbh lads


 No.115588>>115592

>>115586

>>Trying to see autism psychology place

You could find better psych advice for free online. Start with Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.

The majority of psychologists are truly fucked up people who learned psychology as a means of healing their own fucked up minds.


 No.115589>>115590

>>115559

Are you still considered to be NEET if you have to wfd?


 No.115590>>115591

>>115589

>Are you still considered to be NEET if you have to wfd?

'Purist' Neets would say no as WFD would come under 'No Training" in 'NEET', but I guess you can always sperg out to get out of WFD.


 No.115591

>>115590

I don't know, from what I've heard about getting cucked for the dole it doesn't involve any real training. Isn't the WFD program menial work in exchange for the dole payment not being cut off?


 No.115592>>115593

>>115588

There's another type of 'CBT' that might be useful, Cock (and) Ball Torture


 No.115593>>115595

>>115592

>There's another type of 'CBT' that might be useful, Cock (and) Ball Torture

AussieNEET, why do you do this?


 No.115595>>115596

>>115593

>mfw being accused of AussieNEETery


 No.115596

>>115595

he who shall not be named


 No.115597>>115600

Just ejaculated


 No.115598>>115599

if a box of tendies cost $8 then the yearly neet wage of $12000 would only pay for 1500 tendie boxes.


 No.115599

>>115598

That's only 30 boxes of tendies a week. How does the government think we can survive on so little?


 No.115600

File (hide): 866f813408be472⋯.jpg (20.95 KB, 300x100, 3:1, cheesy.jpg) (h) (u)

>>115597

into/onto what? I fapped earlier into a jar lined with cling-wrap for an easy clean-up. I was watching white lesbian porn and was almost about to come until they got naked and started eating each others' arsehole so I went back to the start of the scene when they were fully-clothed and making out because it was sexier.


 No.115601>>115604

>I went back to the start of the scene when they were fully-clothed and making out because it was sexier.

quote of the day


 No.115602

>>115570

What about a waifu pillow?


 No.115604>>115605 >>115613

Any you cunts listen to audiobooks? I'm tryna get back into reading but its hard and I lose concentration after a few minutes.

>>115601

It's because he can't relate to the actual porn content. He has never seen a naked woman, he has never seen actual lust, his sexual experience is limited to observing clothed couples and their public displays of affection, so he gets off to the next step which is unrestrained making out (still while clothed). He will probably forever be stunted in this way.

On a related note, is it any wonder he's a cuck? Poor guy


 No.115605

>>115604

Well he's in the neet thread so he's no chad thundercock


 No.115606

My farts smell toxic right now, mummy told me to clean the house while she was gone but I don't wanna do it


 No.115609>>115610

Back from the NEET shop. Not as hot as usual, too many people there though.


 No.115610>>115611

>>115609

I tried going out today but i had to turn back because I almost shat my pants


 No.115611>>115615

>>115610

How does that happen?


 No.115613

>>115604

I just read nornal books. I pay less attention to audio shit because i inevitably end up multitasking and losing comprehension


 No.115615>>115616 >>115617

>>115611

Left the house and got the urge to poo poo, didn't want to poo in public toilets either. One time I was walking home from work in my wagie days and I had to run into this bush to shit so people couldn't see me but the shit was so loud some people looked at me when I came out of the bush


 No.115616

>>115615

pajeet please, we're full, go home.


 No.115617>>115618

>>115615

Shit before you go out. Not very hard. I have this mental "mechanism" where my body if it detects I am not in my house, postpones all bodily functions such as pissing and shitting. A useful feature.


 No.115618

>>115617

Too lazy, I only shit when it's literally about to burst out of my asshole


 No.115619>>115620 >>115622

File (hide): 375ac8e76be23ae⋯.jpg (953.15 KB, 1825x1455, 365:291, Resident Evil PS2 Emulator.jpg) (h) (u)

I finally got around to installing a PS2 emulator on muh laptop with a Resident Evil game being the only game I've played through it so far- pic-related - but the speed is half what it should be and after tweaking a few settings with no luck I ended up quitting. Maybe muh laptop isn't powerful enough? I'm going to try a N64 emulator tomorrow with hopefully better results.


 No.115620>>115645

>>115619

PS2s are pretty cheap, it doesn't seem worth the effort tbh


 No.115621>>115625 >>115630 >>115645

File (hide): 2edfd9b37ccc3d4⋯.jpg (1.2 MB, 2560x1536, 5:3, 20170204_202626.jpg) (h) (u)

Got muh fat fuck meal.


 No.115622>>115645

>>115619

You need at least 3ghz processor for ps2 emulators, desktops are the way to go


 No.115623>>115630

>tfw gongneet is gone and will never come back because of what aussie neet did to him

it's just not comfy without him.i really miss him.


 No.115624>>115630

File (hide): 1c1d6d6398e5404⋯.png (778.06 KB, 1187x659, 1187:659, ruskislut.png) (h) (u)

Gonna get lucky tonight boys


 No.115625>>115626

>>115621

Looks absolutely disgusting


 No.115626>>115627

>>115625

You just jealous because all you have for dinner is a tin of baked beans


 No.115627>>115629

>>115626

I actually had toast


 No.115629

>>115627

That's still pretty povo


 No.115630>>115631 >>115632

>>115621

Is that the 24 nuggets for $10?

>>115623

I do too. I used to talk with him on IRC quite a bit. His name was NEET12234.

>>115624

Are they real?


 No.115631

>>115630

streetwise feast $20


 No.115632

>>115630

I think so, all the responses are as ridiculous as the last


 No.115635>>115637

File (hide): 2247f0b10afbb36⋯.png (25.45 KB, 647x475, 647:475, wea5h34.png) (h) (u)

Neet god blessing me with good weather


 No.115637

>>115635

Wagies will be ragie


 No.115638>>115640 >>115649

File (hide): ed260064168efe3⋯.png (144.93 KB, 712x589, 712:589, cuckchan.png) (h) (u)

leftycucks banned my neet thread


 No.115640>>115646

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>>115638

>leftycucks banned my neet thread

That image. Can always count on you NEETs to give me a good laugh. Which is pretty much like gold in my life.

Ok NEETS, just found this on JewBook. Its unverified, but with the present fuckwit corrupt government, it doesnt, and wouldnt surprise me one bit.

"‎Janice Munn‎ to THE CENTRELINK SYSTEM.

February 3 at 7:01pm ·

My inside sources tell me that WFTD is targeted for changes soon….Seems the government is pushing for mandatory 30 hrs per week….Apparently this will include people up to 65 yrs of age…..Pretty sure the plan here is to abolish the minimum wage….So with a job shortage already this will lead to a further reduction in available jobs…..I can just see all the big companies out there lapping up this free labour….

While I maintain that WFTD can be quite beneficial for some people, 30 hrs a week is just slave labour…

Has anyone else heard anything on this.?"

If any NEETs need help in acting like a total SPERG to get into a Disability Employment agency, where you dont have to do WFD, just ask. More than happy to help.


 No.115643

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I've been watching old Zero Punctuation episodes. Ah, such simpler times…


 No.115644

morning wankers


 No.115645>>115650

>>115620

I'd probably buy one if I weren't saving for a Nintendo Switch

>>115621

I honestly can't remember the last time I had properly seasoned chips and/or chicken from KFC

>>115622

Well that explains a lot, my laptop's CPU is only 1.4Ghz


 No.115646>>115647 >>115648

>>115640

>Pretty sure the plan here is to abolish the minimum wage….So with a job shortage already this will lead to a further reduction in available jobs…..I can just see all the big companies out there lapping up this free labour….

The US and the UK has already done this. They make the poor buggers WFD in all types of private companies from fast food franchises to construction factories. The fuckers here will try to implement the exact same thing.


 No.115647

>>115646

maybe one day the neets will be forced to make their own tendies


 No.115648

>>115646

I think the public backlash would be too much. Time for a new thread?


 No.115649

>>115638

They are bunch of faggots tbh. If you BTFO them too much they just ban you


 No.115650

>>115645

>1.4ghz

What kind of potato is that?

My KFC usually does good on their season ing


 No.115652

>>115651

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