821db3 No.2409307 [View All]
what would you tell aliens if you were the first human they encountered?
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4df068 No.2409609
>>2409605
I dunno man
sounds dangerous
>>2409606
They both have pretty big eyes and the same hair
probably about the same height tooo
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d8de41 No.2409610
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5082b8 No.2409611
>>2409604
Oh sorry you're British. I didn't realise you were mentally deficient. Would you like to be poisoned with nerve agent, or would you rather wait for your own government to f
fuck you so bad you wish you were dead?
>>2409606
Yes I almost forgot how bad it was. Maybe I'll stay here. I don't think I'm allowed to leave anyway.
>>2409608
People call me Ed. I'm from Moscow, no one tells me I'm funny. Tell me a joke American, if you are so funny.
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f10fe1 No.2409612
>>2409607
no it's not it's beautiful scottish language stop bein racist
>>2409611
did you just line break in the middle of a word lol
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f0dbac No.2409613
>>2409611
If people don't tell you you're funny then I'd wager it's because you're not funny
Jokes are too cliche and unfunny, so no.
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32638d No.2409614
>>2409612
>did you just line break in the middle of a word lol
Maybe he's attempting an Alice stutter?
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61e556 No.2409615
ian join VC nick just went to masturbate annd now i'm alone
i was too drunk to help him, i merely wanted to meme
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13869b No.2409616
I would but you've made me think about Nick masturbating and now I'm too weirded out.
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77535a No.2409617
jeez, sorry
but you love it
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296ae6 No.2409618
>>2409608
Cuuuute! Did you just get those?
>>2409612
I'm racist against scary Office face mash-ups 'cause they give me nightmares.
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ca5962 No.2409619
>>2409610
Alright
*pisses on u*
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679712 No.2409620
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bc39d4 No.2409621
I really, really don't tho
>>2409618
Mhmm, last week. They're first edition so they were a bit pricey lol
Had to have the first edition of the first holo for my boy Haunter tho
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e0732f No.2409622
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d55029 No.2409623
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41cc98 No.2409624
ian so gay he can't even VC when he imagines a man masturbate
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de0020 No.2409625
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2f17bd No.2409626
>>2409609
Jade is a gook. Alita is from Kansas iirc
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e90183 No.2409627
It's that particular man
Eugh
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8e2852 No.2409628
>>2409612
I did but I feel like you're using that to distract yourself from how fucked you are. Have fun eating grass Brit. You're always welcome to be in Russia just like Ukraine.
>>2409613
No one really tells me I'm unfunny. Besides Yorick in prison, but no one liked him. I wasn't trying to be funny when I told him I wouldn't give him a cigarette because I didn't like him.
How are you funny then?
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a01e1c No.2409629
who is the rude ruski and why are they rude
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c534d5 No.2409630
>>2409628
How come Samurai Champloo is superior to Cowboy Bebop in every way?
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0e760b No.2409631
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fa7b9c No.2409632
RUDE BOI BOI SOMETHING SOMETHING RIHANNA
>>2409628
That doesn't disprove you being unfunny, though. What were you in prison for?
You said I was funny so you tell me
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000313 No.2409633
>>2409626
Shes a robot weeb
She was probably made by a gook
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17d025 No.2409634
>>2409620
*blerararargh*
>>2409621
Anything else new and exciting?
>>2409623
Grodie.
HI.
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306ff1 No.2409635
ian i wana hear the story of the situation tho
pls
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32b5bc No.2409636
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fdeb54 No.2409637
The situation?
>>2409634
I am the living embodiment of the opposite of new and exciting, lol.
I got a Switch and that's been neat
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720bed No.2409638
or was the summary pretty much all of it
cause i'd like to hear the actual conversations but if they were lacking never mind i get it
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7ef815 No.2409639
MY NAME IS IAN AS WELL
IAN GANG RISE UP
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3d2070 No.2409640
>>2409639
we only need one ian.
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89aad5 No.2409641
>>2409638
Nah that was about as entertaining as I could make it lol
>>2409639
I am the only one allowed. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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84a265 No.2409642
>>2409641
aw. welp. you embelishment factor is lacking.
how much have you played
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00a25f No.2409643
>>2409642
I'm not the best storyteller sorry :(
I haven't played any more recently, I got sucked back into Dark Souls 3 for some reason lol
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b1e78a No.2409644
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52e42d No.2409645
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4f9759 No.2409646
>>2409625
You're the one posting gay porn. I think you need Jesus.
>>2409629
It's not rude if it's the truth, your government is a joke. Us the real ones, we look at you and we laugh.
>>2409630
I feel sorry for you. You are ignorant.
Both are very good, I think the music is a defining feature. While I am a big fan of Nujabes I think the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack was better, both are very good, it preference.
>>2409632
I threatened a man with a gun and I had a lot of drugs. I've done the time, I suppose there is not point denying it now.
Did I, I don't recall. Did you say something funny?
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29ac69 No.2409647
>>2409646
k be ignored all you want bye
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df0add No.2409648
>>2409644
You can always change your name if that works better for you
>>2409645
Hey it's not like I'm never gonna play it again, I picked it up again right now since it's easier to play while posting
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58e9b7 No.2409649
>>2409646
How much is Putin paying you to say that his fav anime Cowboy Bebop isnt bad?
Cowboy bebop is false advertising. There was no bebop. t. someone who's played miles davis songs in a jazz band
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e3065d No.2409650
>>2409637
What games ya get?
>>2409636
That should be your text message alert.
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b3feb3 No.2409651
>buys him a switch
>he plays dark souls
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626b48 No.2409652
tracer's shopping list has a lot of interesting things on it
some of the stuff on it:
>tiki torches
>BIC lighters
>wooden cross
>lolis
>highly illegal drugs
>illegal drugs
>a gallon of PCP
>the empire state building
>horse semen
Anybody have any suggestions for stuff to add?
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a49021 No.2409653
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663fd1 No.2409654
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e30769 No.2409655
>>2409646
Sounds like you've lived a very storied life
You did. Maybe the drugs are taking a toll on the memory
>>2409650
Just Let's Go Eevee for now. I'll probably get Smash? I think I'll likely just go for Switch exclusives on this console and do the rest on PC
>>2409651
Hey I played it for like a week straight
I've been playing Pokemon for like... my entire life so a retread of Red/Blue can't hold my attention for super long periods of time lol. When Sword/Shield come out you best believe I'll be glued to that shit
>>2409652
Bees. Just bees.
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cf8ded No.2409657
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dcfdd1 No.2409658
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d2a9ed No.2409673
>>2409652
haha wacky and epic
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